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When T-Bag was rescued in the dessert after killing Sancho and T-Bag was felling sick the guy's on the quad bikes said What's wrong man, eat some bad Mexican?

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Max emerges from the bathroom to find Kendra’s clothes draped all over her motorcycle and said
Kendra, this is a motorcycle. Its sole reason for being is to go fast, very fast, not for you to use as a clothesline. Now, make no mistake. I love you as a friend and a roommate, but I love my motorcycle more. Stay away from the bike, okay?

and i liked the next bit of dialog

(A policeman bursts through the front door.)

POLICEMAN: Ladies.

MAX: Morning, Walter. What’s the good word?

WALTER: Oh, just doing my part to keep the squatter situation from getting out of hand.

MAX: Coffee?

WALTER: Read my mind. You notice any trespassers around here?

MAX : Gosh...no.

(Kendra hands Walter an envelope full of money. He counts it and pockets it.)

WALTER (into his radio): Seventh floor vacant and secure.

VOICE ON RADIO: Roger that.

WALTER: Enjoy your day. (Leaves)

KENDRA: What’s with you? Every week this scumbag puts the squeeze on us and every week you roll out the welcome wagon like he’s family.

MAX: Just thought maybe he’d like some coffee with his saliva.

(Max acts like she’s spitting into an imaginary cup.)

KENDRA: You didn’t.

MAX: Every week. (They laugh)

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When Sam sees Wendy in his bed

Wendy - Just give me another 6 hours
Sam - Wendy what are you doing in my bed
Wendy - I think there's a mouse in my apartment i couldn't sleep their
Sam - Wendy when we exchanged keys it was for emergency
Wendy - Since when are mouse droppings not an emergency
Sam - OK was is it a mouse or mouse droppings
Wendy - Mouse droppings are like the encyclopedia salesman's brochures of the rodent world they let you now they were their and that they are coming back soon