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  Dwight is upset because his ex-girlfriend, Angela is marrying another guy.



Phyllis: What are you doing?
Dwight: Making a knife.
Phyllis: You're making a knife with a knife?
Dwight: You got a better way!?
   

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Nathan and Jamie are father and son, respectively.

Jamie: I like Nanny Deb. I like uncle Skillz. So what if they like each other?
Nathan: It's a little more complicated than that. Your nanny Deb is also my mom.
Jamie: Yeah, but I let you kiss my mom.
Nathan: Eat your soup.

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Sebastian is Lois' date


Sebastian: Have you ever had your palms read?
Lois Lane: I don't do too well with fortune tellers. The last one I went to see told me that I was destined to fall for a guy who flies a lot and likes to wear tights. So, I'm just waiting for my cross-dressing pilot to make his landing.



[ Last edited by angel17halo at 11-25-2008 08:44 ]

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"Jim, you're 6"11 and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom! Roasted!"
"Dwight, you're a kiss ass. Boom! Roasted!"
Pam, you failed art school. Boom! Roasted!"
"Meredith, you've slept with so many guys, you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted!"
"Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom! Roasted!"
"Creed, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom! Roasted!"
"Angela, where's Angela? There you are, I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. Boom! Roasted!"
"Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted!"

I know you don't watch the office, but if you can believe it all those quotes were said by Michael Scott, their boss.

If anyone wants to see the clip of this hilarious scene, here it is (the facial expressions are also funny!) :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuDd6rT5aFM