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Your capacity to search out the most apt thing never ceases to amaze me.  Perhaps you should have put this in the Where are you thread on Smallville - it seems to have become a regular poets corner there.

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I think Magic is the bad penny and it's time for him to GET OUT!

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True - maybe its just his cumudgeonliness rubbing off on me. I'm off over to the other side of the abode so he can't see me.

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Always a pleasure to see you Barb, I got biscuits too. We can save the crumbs and put them in Magics bed.

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You know the old adage Magic....Don't let it hit you on the way OUT!

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Hey Magic, look at you getting all lyrical, to paraphrase Will Young how about:-

I think YOU better leave right now, you're getting weaker and weaker, I think YOU better leave right now.

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I promised Barb I wouldnt let the old Grump get too comfortable while she was away too.  Pasta sounds lovely.  I'm salivating at the thought.  Which wine shall we have with it?

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Well I drink both!  I'll get some soft drinks for those who dont.

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Burp!  Sorry about that Janie, I'm sooo full that was fabulous.  Ther are a few scraps left, shall we give them to the old man?

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Welcome back juju - we kept a plate warm for you.  We've got garlic bread too. Just watch out for the old codger in the corner.

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Hey Barb, now you're back, I think you should organise a sleepover.  It will give us all a chance to catch up and let you know how the dinner party went.  I'm sure Janie and Kali and Juju would come.

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I have to tell you perv, I wear pyjamas not nighties.

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Who said anything about flannel.....

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If you wanna borrow a pair, just say Dog

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It nice that Dog has come to visit, it gives Magic some male company.

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Dont worry Barb, I'll be there shortly.  I'm just gonna cancel Dogs cable subscription and tell all the takeaways not to deliver to him.  No TV, no food - he'll soon get the message and go, maybe he'll take grumpy Magic with him too.

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Hey Barb, I think you had better check everyones legs for stubble before we start the slumber party.  I've heard Dog is partial to wearing lace trimmed pyjamas and might just sneak in.

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Ha ha ha Magic, you know its just the thought of you lurking that gives us girls nightmares.

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We ladies do support each other in this thread.  We just have to put up with the grump called Magic.  He's harmless really, he just needs a firm hand to keep him in line.

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Oh Magic, what have you done?  Barb is usually so accommodating of you but now it looks like she's lost her patience.  

Magic you have been evicted please leave the No Seriously...Get Out thread.