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Episode 1: Homecoming (Oct/17/2012)
Tessa returns to Chatswin after spending summer with her grandmother; George finds Tessa's renewed interest in her mother threatening; Tessa signs up for the Fall Follies; Noah and Dallas compete for Carmen.

Episode 2: The Witch of East Chatswin (Oct/24/2012)
When Tessa convinces Dalia and her friends to think up feminist-inspired Halloween costumes, she attracts the attention of the Chatswin witch; Noah and George dress as each other.

Episode 3: Ryan's Song (Oct/31/2012)
When Lisa helps Ryan pursue Tessa, her generosity has him thinking he must be dying of "Ryan disease". George and Dallas' first date don't go well. Tessa helps out by babysitting,when Noah and Carmen go to the opera

Episode 4: Foam Finger (Nov/07/2012)
The KKK (Kimantha, Kenzie and Kaitlyn) are lost without their leader, when Dalia decides that her dad's fiance is her new best friend and they turn to Tessa and Lisa. Dalia turns to Evan for support,as she struggles with her emotions over her dad's elopement. Tessa had to help her regain her confidence and friends. Meanwhile, George and Dallas get intimate, but it's not really what George imagined.

Episode 5: The Wishbone (Nov/14/2012)
Tessa spend thanksgiving with her grandmother and mom. George is in Charge of the Thanksgiving Dinner, after Dallas fired Chef Alan.

Episode 6: Friendship Fish (Nov/28/2012)
George feeling right at home in the surbubs, after Dallas gives him a makeover. Lisa spend every time with Tessa which ends badly.

Episode 7: Krampus (Dec/05/2012)
George send, as a gift, Tessa to New York for seeing her mom, but Tessa discovers that she misses Chatswin and George. Ryan Shay finds out he's adopted which ends in a chaos.

Episode 8: Black Thai (Jan/09/2013)
As a reward for their PSAT test results, Dalia gets a car and Tessa ice cream. Tessa tried everything to find out Dalia's result. Mr. Wolfe is the new tutor of Noah's and Jill's baby after Chatswin's best day care have rejected it.

Episode 9: Junior Secretary's Day (Jan/16/2013)
After Tessa's wisdom teeth were removed, they behave rather strangely. Fred Shay quartered themselves in George's basement after his career has suffered a setback. Dalia's relationship with George receives a damper.

Episode 10: Chinese Chicken (Jan/23/2013)
George starts to feel stifled when Dallas's efforts to promote his business go overboard; Tessa learns what life is like as a football player's girlfriend.

Episode 11: Yakult Leader (Jan/30/2013)
When Yakult feels depressed, Dallas asks Yoni for help; the Shays ask Tessa to set Lisa up on a date.

Episode 12: Body Talk (Feb/06/2013)
When Dallas learns part of her property is in East Chatswin, the country club kicks her out and Dalia must switch schools; Tessa becomes a producer on the Chatswin High TV show.

Episode 13: Blowtox and Burlap (Feb/13/2013)
Tessa convinces Ryan to attend an art house movie with her on Valentine's Day; Sheila's mother, Gam Gam causes friction between Fred and Sheila; and when Dallas has a bad reaction to a cosmetic procedure, George has to enjoy an 18-course meal from renowned Chef Julio solo.

Episode 14: T-Ball & Sympathy (Feb/20/2013)
Tessa starts dispensing relationship advice, even to people who don't ask for it; George and Dallas coach a T-ball team.

Episode 15: Leaving Chatswin (Feb/27/2013)
When Marty passes away, George is deeply affected and Noah and George have to figure out what to do with his ashes. Meanwhile, Tessa learns that Ryan hasn't been honest with her, and she has to examine the future of their relationship, as well as her plans for college.

Episode 16: How to Be a Baby (Mar/06/2013)
Dalia tries to help Mr. Wolfe recover from his breakup with Chef Alan; George and Dallas are caught in the crossfire when Noah becomes convinced that Carmen is the love of his life

Episode 17: Eat, Pray, Eat (Mar/20/2013)
George forgets a birthday gift given to him by Dallas, who's so worried that she doesn't measure up to Tessa's mom that she goes on an eating binge with Jill. Meanwhile, Tessa feels like she's getting old; and Noah learns a secret about his psychiatrist.

Episode 18: Brown Trembler (Mar/27/2013)
After Noah's divorce, George offers him and Opus a place to stay until they get back on their feet; Dallas realizes that Dalia is a hoarder; Fred asks Tessa to help him land his dream job.

Episode 19: Decemberfold (Apr/03/2013)
When George agrees to participate in the "Dads of Chatswin" calendar, he becomes obsessed with his body image and alienates Dallas. Meanwhile Dalia buddies up to Tessa, and Lisa discovers her true motives.

Episode 20: Go, Gamblers (Apr/10/2013)
When it comes time for Ryan to choose a college, Tessa endeavors to remain neutral even though Ryan begs her to decide for him. George asks Dallas to move in with him in the most unromantic way.

Episode 21: Apocalypse Meow (Apr/17/2013)
Dallas offers to help George tell Tessa that he's sold their house and that they're combining residences, but it doesn't go as planned. Meanwhile, Noah obsesses over Carmen even though she's dating his therapist.

Episode 22: Stray Dogs (Apr/17/2013)
Sheila launches a chastity campaign in Chatswin and convinces Mr. Wolfe to throw a Chastity Ball at the high school, assuming that Lisa will be crowned queen of the ball. Meanwhile George buys a house for Dallas and receives a visit from her ex-husband, and Tessa sets up residence in her bathroom stall at school.

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Episode 1: No Me Gusta, Mami (Jan/15/2014)
After Alex disappears, George tries to rebuild his relationship with Tessa and he introduces her to his new dog. When Sheila Shay discovers that there's a dog on the loose in Chatswin, she dedicates herself to tracking this canine fiend and it's up to Tessa and George to protect him. Meanwhile, Dalia shuns Dallas after her break-up with Daddy Altman.

Episode 2: Victor Ha (Jan/22/2014)
When empty nest syndrome hits the Shay household, Sheila and Fred take in a foster kid named Victor who they believe to be a mini-Ryan. Jealous of the new Ryan, Lisa decides to make his life difficult and reveal him as a con. Meanwhile, Tessa puts the breaks on George's friendship with Dalia.

Episode 3: Open Door Policy (Jan/29/2014)
Tessa becomes concerned when George lets himself go after his break-up with Dallas and she calls on George's dad to help him move on. His father's advice and blatant attempts rub George the wrong way. Meanwhile, Tessa discovers that Ryan is coming home to visit and that he's bringing home his new girlfriend.

Episode 4: The Birds and the Biederman (Feb/05/2014)
When Dallas sees George at the dog park, she recruits Dalia to negotiate her territory in Chatswin, while Tessa has to represent George's interests. Tessa notices that Lisa is spending a lot of time with Ryan's girlfriend, June, and Fred is worried that Sheila is distancing herself.

Episode 5: Blame it on the Rainstick (Feb/26/2014)
George is shocked when he meets up with Noah after his release from a court mandated anger management program and tests his friends new calm demeanor. Tessa meets a new age band at the park as she ditches "senior tanning", however appearances are deceiving.

Episode 6: About a Boy-Yoi-Yoing (Mar/05/2014)
George and Tessa make a pact not to get sucked into Chatwin's allure, but George cannot help himself while Tessa goes in the opposite direction.

Episode 7: I’m Just Not That Into Me (Mar/12/2014)
When Tessa drags Malik and Lisa to a college party, she meets a male version of herself and becomes enamored. They see eye-to-eye on everything and it's almost the perfect relationship. Meanwhile, Dallas enlists a matchmaker to set her and Dalia up, but the matchmaker convinces Dallas to date herself and she decides to get back to basics with a new look.

Episode 8: Catch and Release (Mar/26/2014)
When Lisa decides to propose to Malik, Tessa isn't sure how to support her friend and turns to George for advice. After Lisa's proposal doesn't go as planned, Tessa steps up and is inspired to fight for Ryan. Meanwhile, George believes his girlfriend Nora might be rude to her employees.

Episode 9: The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth (Apr/02/2014)
When Dallas's mother passes away, she recruits Tessa to take a trip to the South with her to attend the funeral. During the trip, Dallas confronts her rivalry with her sister and her feelings toward her mother. Meanwhile, George, Noah and Fred go on a grouper that results in a stalker for Fred.

Episode 10: No, You Can’t Sit with Us (Apr/23/2014)
When Tessa takes a young social outcast under her wing, she decides to mentor her protegee for the Miss Chatswin pageant to make a statement to Chatswin society. The pageant rivalry between Tessa and Dalia comes to a head and Tessa finds herself stooping to Dalia's level to win. Meanwhile, George, Noah, Fred and Victor go on a boy's weekend camping trip where Fred accidentally loses Victor in the wilderness.

Episode 11: Dalia Nicole Smith (Apr/30/2014)
When Dalia fails to get into the only college she applied to, Dallas is on a mission to help her find her calling, however, Dalia takes it upon herself to find a sugar daddy. Meanwhile, George forces Tessa to double date with him and a hot mom and her son that they met during her college tour.

Episode 12: Les Lucioles (May/07/2014)
When Tessa takes over planning Lisa and Malik's wedding, she struggles with the limited budget and loses sight of the romance. Meanwhile, June confronts Tessa and warns her to stay away from Ryan, Malik's family decides to boycott the wedding and he enlists George's help to walk him down the aisle, and Sheila offers Lisa some pearls of wisdom.

Episode 13: Stiiiiiiill Horny (May/14/2014)
When Tessa joins a knitting circle, George is a little surprised by the age gap between Tessa and her new friends. Still reeling from his one-night stand, George decides to put pen to paper and writes a song dedicated to his muse. Meanwhile, newlyweds Malik and Lisa can't seem to get along.

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