bala

can i post occupation both guide ?

waterlilybarb

I forgot to edit the about.  Let me do that first & then you can post them.

serena75

1 - Once Upon a Time in the City of New York
The series begins when Catherine Chandler becomes a victim of mistaken identity and is viciously attacked and left for dead in Central Park. A shadowy figure named Vincent rescues her and takes her to a mysterious Tunnel World that exists below the city streets of New York City to recuperate. During this time, Catherine develops a strong bond with Vincent and later she discovers that Vincent is half man/half beast. Later, Catherine's new job with the District Attorney puts her life in peril and somehow Vincent is able to sense when she is in danger.
Aired: 9/25/1987

2 - Terrible Savior
A subway slasher that kills with claws and leaves the victims looking as if they were mauled by a bear is on the prowl. When Catherine finds out about the case she begins to suspect that perhaps Vincent is the slasher. This lack of trust begins to strain their relationship. Meanwhile, the real culprit, begins to get uncomfortable when Catherine begins to investigate him.
Aired: 10/2/1987

3 - Siege
While attending a party, Catherine catches the eye of megabucks developer, Elliot Birch who begins to wine and dine her. Vincent realizes that Catherine has met a man and must deal with the fact that she's beginning to fall in love. Meanwhile, elderly people are being threatened out of their homes and Vincent and Catherine begin an investigation.
Aired: 10/9/1987

4 - No Way Down
When Catherine and Vincent get caught in the middle of a gang war, Vincent is blinded during an explosion and becomes separated from Catherine. When he awakens he discovers he has become a captive of a street gang that is holding him hostage. Later, he escapes and must find his way back to the tunnels despite the fact that he can't see.
Aired: 10/16/1987

5 - Masques
On Halloween night, the only night that he is safe above ground, Vincent goes above to attend a fancy gala honoring an Irish writer named Brigit O' Donnell. Meanwhile, Catherine attends the same party unaware that danger lurks behind masks as Brigit has become the target for a kidnapping.
Aired: 10/30/1987

6 - Beast Within
Mitch Denton, a man who grew up in the tunnels and was a childhood friend of Vincent, returns to New York and becomes the center of an ongoing investigation that Catherine is working on. This leads to a near fatal confrontation, when Mitch shoots Catherine.
Aired: 11/6/1987

7 - Nor Iron Bars a Cage
Catherine is offered a prestigious job in Rhode Island but has a hard time accepting it as it would mean leaving New York and Vincent. Meanwhile, two scientists seeking prestige, drug and capture Vincent and hold him hostage in a cage for scientific experiments.
Aired: 11/13/1987

8 - Song of Orpheus
Father's past is revealed when he goes above for the first time in over thirty years to see a friend. When he arrives at his destination, he stumbles upon a murder and is quickly arrested and charged with murder. Vincent summons Catherine's help as they unravel Father's mysterious past.
Aired: 11/20/1987

9 - Dark Spirit
A suspicious death that Catherine is investigating leads her to the world of the occult and voodoo. Later, the man suspected of the murder also turns up dead. Meanwhile, Catherine seeks help from a professor who has secretly put a voodoo curse on her. After a series of frightful bizarre incidents, Catherine's worst fears begin to get the best of her.
Aired: 11/27/1987

10 - A Children's Story
When one of the children of the Tunnel World, Kipper witnesses a bizarre kidnapping of a young boy, he goes to Vincent who has Catherine investigate a foster home that is secretly selling children to the highest bidder.
Aired: 12/4/1987

11 - An Impossible Silence
When Laura, a deaf tunnel dweller, witnesses a murder she must decide whether or not to come forward and exonerate the man who has been wrongfully arrested for the murder. When she finally chooses to testify she soon finds herself at the mercy of the murderer, despite Catherine's efforts.
Aired: 12/18/1987

12 - Shades of Grey
Mouse, one of the tunnel dwellers receives the silent treatment after admitting to stealing from above. However, when Vincent and Father become trapped in a cave-in, the other tunnel dwellers debate whether or not to turn to him for help. Meanwhile, Catherine's romantic past with Elliot Birch leads her to seek help from him.
Aired: 1/8/1988

13 - China Moon
Chinatown is the setting of a "Romeo and Juliet" like story of a woman, who is friends with Vincent, and has fallen in love with one man but through an arranged marriage has become engaged to the grandson of a very powerful man, who intends to invade the tunnels with an army.
Aired: 1/15/1988

14 - The Alchemist
Paracelsus, a former friend of Father's who has been exiled, has been selling a deadly hallucinatory drug in the world above. Meanwhile, Catherine has volunteered to go undercover on this ongoing drug investigation and turns to Vincent for help. Father and Vincent soon must decide how to handle Paracelsus.
Aired: 1/22/1988

15 - Temptation
A conflict of interest arises when Joe becomes involved with a woman who works for a firm that the D.A.'s office has under investigation. Meanwhile, Vincent takes a trip to a lower cavern to retrieve a gift for Catherine in honor of their one year anniversary of when they first met.
Aired: 2/5/1988

16 - Promises of Someday
Catherine gets a new co-worker at the D.A.'s office and soon discovers that he has a connection to the Tunnel World. It seems that he is Father's long lost son and childhood friend of Vincent's, who has returned to New York after a 20 year absence.
Aired: 2/12/1988

17 - Down to a Sunless Sea
Catherine's ex-fiance, Steven Bass, resurfaces and becomes friendly with Catherine again and appears to have ulterior motives. As, she allows him back into her life despite their rocky past, Vincent begins having dreams of disaster connected to Catherine and her rekindled relationship.
Aired: 2/19/1988

18 - Fever
While exploring a secluded section of the tunnels, Mouse uncovers a treasure ship that had sunk centuries prior. This quickly throws the Tunnel dwellers in an uproar as greedy Cullen demands his fair share. Meanwhile, Mouse's gift to Catherine of a golden necklace, catches the eye of an unscrupulous antiques dealer.
Aired: 2/26/1988

19 - Everything is Everything
A Gypsy boy, Tony Ramos, cons Catherine and runs off with her purse. Later, she has another run-in with Tony, when he shows up at her doorstep, singing a sad story about how he is trying to reverse unjust banishment of his family before a Gypsy court. She soon realizes his story is true and turns to Vincent for help.
Aired: 3/4/1988

20 - To Reign in Hell
Catherine receives an unexpected visitor on her balcony, a visitor who hardly turns out to be Vincent but a servant of Paracelsus who sets into motion a plan to lure Vincent to a lower section of tunnels in order to kill him and then proceed to overthrow Father and take over the Tunnel World.
Aired: 3/18/1988

21 - Ozymandias
Elliot Burch's dream of building the Burch Tower is beginning to become a reality for him, however, it has turned into a nightmare for those living below as the construction threatens the discovery of the Tunnel World. Meanwhile, Elliot makes a bold move and proposes marriage to Catherine.
Aired: 4/1/1988

22 - A Happy Life
The anniversary of her mother's death leads Catherine into a deep depression which brings to the surface all of the pain that she endures for not being able to share her life with Vincent. This leads Vincent to make a painful decision, to end his relationship with Catherine.
Aired: 4/8/1988

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serena75

I haven't found a suitable image for The Beauty and the Beast yet. If anyone finds one, feel free to post it here.

waterlilybarb

I'll keep my eyes peeled Serena.

waterlilybarb

This is the most up-to-date list for which "Abouts" still need doing.  If you're interested post which one you'd like to do so I can highlight it.  There are still plenty of Episode Guides that need to be done. Check the forums of your favourite shows to see if they need episode guides.  If you'd like to try some, please post that here as well so we know they are being worked on.

Drama:
90210, Beauty and The Beast, H2O: Just Add Water, In Plain Sight, John Adams, Law & Order, L&O: Special Victims Unit, Missing 2009 Nip/Tuck, ReGenesis, Sons of Anarchy, The Beast, The Border, The Sarah Jane Adventures, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Whistler

Action Adventure:
Blood Ties, Life On Mars, Runaway, Rush

Comedy:
About A Girl, Eastbound & Down, Flight of the Conchords, Gary Unmarried, Greek, Hung, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Kath & Kim, Little Mosque On The Prairie, Party Down, Privileged, Roommates, Royal Pains, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Sophie, The Game, The Life and Times of Vivienne Vyle, Wizards Of Waverly Place, Worst Week

Sci-Fi:
Fear Itself, Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek: TNG, The Middleman, True Blood, Mutant X

Reality: **No episode guides needed for reality shows.**
American Idol, The Hills, Dirty Jobs, Time Warp, Paris Hilton's British Best Friend, The Universe, LA Ink

Animation:
Robot Chicken, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, The Goode Family, Teen Titans



Here are the shows only in need of episode guides (thanks to spratt89, who took the time to check ):
Canterbury's Law, Saving Grace Season 3, The Closer Season 4, Without A Trace Season 7, 30 Rock Season 2 And 3, Terminator Season 2, Simpsons Season 19 And 20

For any that already have previous seasons done, please check those forums and see how the original poster formatted the guides and follow the same pattern so they are cohesive.  Thank you.


Just for reference the "Abouts" for the highlighted shows are spoken for.  The taken Episode Guides are highlighted in blue.  All others are up for grabs.
BTW, I keep updating this list as shows are completed and/or added.  I'll post the new list when we move to a new page to make it easier for those who would like to participate.  Also, if I've missed any, please feel free to let me know and I'll add it to the list.

Ten points are given for Abouts, and 5 for each episode guide.  Please post them here first so they can be checked and/or edited prior to posting in their respective forums.

serena75

Thanks I'll post them in the forum, and add an image later (if I can find one).

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serena75

1 - Chamber Music
While walking above one night, Vincent spots an ex-tunnel dweller named Rolley, who grew up in the tunnels and was known for being a piano prodigy but has since abandoned the tunnels and has become a drug addict. Vincent calls on Catherine to assist him in helping Rolley and tries to get him to come back to his friends down below but his guilt over the death of his piano teacher may not allow him to return.
Aired: 11/18/1988

2 - Remember Love
Catherine longs for Vincent to escort her to a secret hidden place that she had as a child in Connecticut. Vincent soon realizes that there is too much danger if he were to venture above. Angry and distraught, he begins having visions of an angel who takes him on a journey of what life would have been like if he had never existed.
Aired: 11/25/1988

3 - Ashes, Ashes
Vincent rescues a Russian sailor name Dimitri, from drowning and brings him to the tunnels below to recuperate. However, little does anyone know, Dimitri is carrying the pneumonic plague which soon becomes an epidemic amongst the residents of the tunnels and begins taking lives.
Aired: 12/2/1988

4 - Dead of Winter
Vincent invites Catherine to Winterfest which is a grand celebration to those who live below and their helpers who live above. As everyone prepares for the celebration, Paracelsus prepares in seclusion to crash the event and hopes to get the ultimate revenge for being exiled so long ago.
Aired: 12/9/1988

5 - God Bless the Child
While working at a help hotline, Catherine encounters a prostitute who is pregnant and has no one to turn to for help. Catherine meets her and brings her to the tunnels where she gives birth to a baby girl. However, her stay in the tunnel world may become complicated when she falls in love with Vincent who does not know how to respond to her advances.
Aired: 12/16/1988

6 - Sticks and Stones
Catherine has been working to put the leader of a deaf street gang behind bars. She is stunned to learn that Laura, an ex-tunnel dweller has fallen in with the gang and has fallen in love with a fellow gang member, who just happens to be an undercover cop working with Catherine.
Aired: 1/6/1989

7 - A Fair and Perfect Knight
Father and Vincent are proud of Michael, a young man who grew up in the tunnel world who is leaving to attend college above. Michael moves in with Catherine temporarily until he gets settled in on campus and in the meantime he slowly begins to fall in love with her. Vincent soon must deal with jealousy issues of not only being able to go to college but of the blossoming love that Michael feels for Catherine.
Aired: 1/13/1989

8 - Labyrinths
Brian is an unhappy young man whose parents are going through a divorce. He is also a avid player of Dungeons and Dragons and one evening spies upon Catherine and follows her to the basement and sees her enter into the tunnels and follows her down. Soon the Father, Vincent and the rest of the tunnel dwellers must decide just what to do with Brian.
Aired: 1/20/1989

9 - Brothers
Devin, who had been working with a carnival, returns to the tunnels with a guest, a man named Charles, who suffers from elephant man's syndrome who had been imprisoned by his brother as part of the carnival sideshow. Devin brings him below where he knows that he will be safe and Charles soon befriends Vincent but must face the reality that the tunnels may not be where he belongs.
Aired: 2/3/1989

10 - A Gentle Rain
Kanin has been living in the tunnels for the past 16 years and is now happily married to Olivia and they have a son together. However, Kanin's past slowly comes to the surface when a file crosses Catherine's desk and she must debate whether or not to turn him on DWI vehicular homicide charges.
Aired: 2/17/1989

11 - The Outsiders
The tunnels becomes a place of danger when a murderous "family" appears and quickly makes a move to take over by beginning to murder other tunnel dwellers. This prompts Vincent to face his inner beast and he must come to terms with the fact that he will most likely have to kill some of the outsiders when worse comes to worse.
Aired: 2/24/1989

12 - Orphans
Catherine gets bad news when she learns that her father has had a stroke. As he lingers near death she reveals to him her secret about Vincent. Later, after his death, Catherine falls into a deep depression and decides once and for all to leave her life above and move below to be with Vincent.
Aired: 3/6/1989

13 - Arabesque
A world renowned ballerina and ex-tunnel dweller, named Lisa Campbell has come to New York for a series of performances. She quickly makes contact with Vincent which opens old wounds, as she was his first love and his insecurities about himself slowly come to the surface. Meanwhile, Catherine begins investigating Lisa's past which quickly puts her in great danger.
Aired: 3/13/1989

14 - When the Bluebird Sings
While shopping in a bookstore, Catherine has a strange encounter with a man who begins following her around New York. When she confronts him, she learns he is an artist named Kristopher Gentian. However, when strange things begin to happen, both Vincent and Catherine begin to wonder if the man is really an artist or a ghost.
Aired: 3/31/1989

15 - The Watcher
Catherine and Vincent's second anniversary celebration is interrupted by an anonymous caller who lets her know that he's watching her and whats more he has seen Vincent. Not wanting to get the police involved, Catherine soon finds herself at the mercy of her own fear when she realizes "The Watcher" has been in her apartment.
Aired: 4/7/1989

16 - A Distant Shore
Catherine must travel to Los Angeles to gather information and interview a woman who may be involved in a murder case. Reluctant to leave Vincent, Catherine finally decides to go which puts their bond to the test. As Catherine becomes involved in the case in L.A. she soon runs into danger and Vincent is powerless to help her in New York.
Aired: 4/14/1989

17 - Trial
Catherine and Joe have been working on a case involving a high power Wall Street celebrity whose child abuse turned deadly which resulted in the death of his son. Catherine is named the prosecutor in the case and she soon must deal with the challenge of trying to get the child's mother to testify against her husband.
Aired: 4/21/1989

18 - A Kingdom by the Sea
Elliot Burch has returned to New York and finds that his life his in danger. It seems a death squad has followed him to New York due to dirty dealings that he was involved in Central America. He soon gets Catherine involved who puts her own life on the line to help him.
Aired: 4/28/1989

19 - The Hollow Men
Two rich kids have been targeting and murdering prostitutes for fun. Late one night, Vincent witnesses their latest murder and is unable to stop them. Catherine soon puts together a case against them but has a hard time putting them away. Meanwhile, Vincent has set on his own to put an end to their madness.
Aired: 5/5/1989

20 - What Rough Beast
Catherine is attacked in the park by two men disguised as policemen. Naturally, Vincent comes to her rescue but it soon becomes apparent that this event was a setup to get Vincent out in the open and has all been orchestrated by a shadowy figure who has hired an investigative reporter to uncover the existence of Vincent.
Aired: 5/12/1989

21 - Ceremony of Innocence
Following the death of investigative reporter, Bernie Spirko, Elliot Burch and Catherine set out to find the man who hired and killed Spirko. Little do either of them know that the man they are seeking is Paracelsus and he has set into motion the next stage of his diabolical plan. He lies to Vincent about his birth which brings Vincent to the verge of madness.
Aired: 5/19/1989

22 - The Rest is Silence ...
Following the ordeal with Paracelcus, Vincent moves forward toward a stress-aggravated mental collapse. Vincent continues to come to terms with the beast in himself and finds himself losing control of his thoughts. He finally decides to go into seclusion into a deep chamber far back through the catacombs where madness takes over his mind. Meanwhile, Catherine, Father and the rest of tunnel dwellers try to find some way to help Vincent.
Aired: 5/26/1989

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1 - Though Lovers Be Lost (1)
Catherine reaches Vincent in the catacomb and rescues Vincent from his madness. However, as Vincent begins to recover, he realizes he has lost his bond with Catherine and is unable to sense when she is in danger. Meanwhile, a deadly explosion lands Joe in the hospital where Catherine discovers that she is pregnant and debates how to tell Vincent, but as Catherine begins investigating the explosion it leads to her being kidnapped by a powerful crime syndicate led by a shadowy figure.
Aired: 12/12/1989

2 - Though Lovers Be Lost (2)
Vincent, Joe and Elliot Burch all continue to search for Catherine who is still being held captive as her baby grows inside her. As the delivery comes closer, Vincent begins sensing the child's existence which lures him to the skyscraper where Catherine is being held. However, Vincent may just be too late as the evil Gabriel has plans for Catherine's child.
Aired: 12/12/1989

3 - Walk Slowly
Following Catherine's death on the rooftop, Vincent takes her back to her apartment and leaves her on her bed. Later, as Vincent is grieving, Joe begins an investigation into Catherine's murder, hiring a private detective Diana Bennett, who encounters Elliot Burch and also members of the Tunnel World at Catherine's funeral. Meanwhile, Vincent's past demons re-surface as well as memories of Catherine who soon begins to search for his son.
Aired: 12/13/1989

4 - Nevermore
Vincent has begun his quest to find his son and makes his first move by revealing himself to Elliot. Meanwhile, Diana has become immersed into Catherine's life and soon discovers the entrance into the Tunnel World in the basement of Catherine's apartment building and Elliot discovers the role Moreno played in Catherine's death which leads to a confrontation resulting in Vincent being shot.
Aired: 12/20/1989

5 - Snow
Recovering from gunshot wounds, Vincent begins to have nightmares about a bad snowstorm reaching the tunnels. Meanwhile, Gabriel hires an assassin named Snow to find and kill Vincent. With Moreno dead, Joe has taken over as district attorney and asks Diana to continue her investigation into Catherine's death. Unknown to anyone, Snow enters the tunnels and Diana also gains entry and begins her search for some answers.
Aired: 12/27/1989

6 - Beggar's Comet
Not wanting to put the Tunnel World in further danger, Vincent decides to leave the tunnels and with the death of Snow, Gabriel plots for Vincent's demise. Meanwhile, Elliot is on the verge of financial ruin and Gabriel promises him he will restore his empire if Elliot were to betray Vincent. Diana reveals what she has found to Joe and later she stakes out Catherine's grave where she encounters Vincent who is in critical condition following an explosion on the docks that may have cost Elliot his life.
Aired: 1/3/1990

7 - A Time to Heal
In the aftermath of the boat explosion that most likely killed Elliot, Diana is shocked when she encounters a wounded Vincent who collapses on Catherine's grave. She takes him back to her apartment where she nurses him back to health and they soon connect, with Vincent telling her about Gabriel. Meanwhile, Father comes above fearing Vincent has died in the explosion and seeks information from Joe.
Aired: 1/10/1990

8 - Chimes at Midnight
After Vincent entrusts Snow's ring to Diana, she quickly discovers Gabriel's henchman have targeted her and soon kidnap her and take her to Gabriel. Meanwhile, Vincent's son has fallen ill and Gabriel convinces Diana to have Vincent surrender to him. Feeling that his son is slowly dying, Vincent surrenders and Gabriel quickly has him locked in a cage but allows him to meet his son for the first time.
Aired: 1/17/1990

9 - Invictus
With Vincent caged, Gabriel allows him to see his infant son who suddenly begins to make a miraculous recovery. Meanwhile, Diana is pursued once again by Gabriel's henchman but she manages to contact Joe with a lead that ultimately leads them to Gabriel's home in Staten Island. However, they may just be too late, as Gabriel has decided to kill the baby.
Aired: 1/24/1990

10 - In the Forests of the Night
Rolley is shot while trying to rob a liquor store and takes refuge in the tunnels. This brings his heroin addiction to the forefront and Vincent vows to do his best to help Rolley which leads to a fiery encounter at a drug house that unknown to Vincent is run by Gabriel. Diana offers Vincent a hand in his quest to find his son while Joe orders Diana to tell him all the information she knows about Vincent.
Aired: 7/21/1990

11 - The Reckoning (1)
In the aftermath of Gabriel's death, Vincent introduces Diana to the tunnel world where she attends a naming ceremony for Vincent's son, whom he names Jacob after Father. At the ceremony, Father receives a visit from Jessica, an old flame from his past and they rekindle old feelings for each other which makes Father consider staying above permanently. Meanwhile, Diana begins investigating the bizarre murders of ex-tunnel dwellers.
Aired: 7/28/1990

12 - Legacies (2)
After he learns that ex-tunnel dwellers have been murdered, Father returns to the tunnels only to have a run in with Gregory who is seeking revenge for his father's death who died in a cave-in 20 years prior. Meanwhile, Diana investigates the murders and seeks to catch Gregory before he can kill again.
Aired: 8/4/1990

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gabsimom

just need some banners, check photobucket.

waterlilybarb

They're hard to find for this show.  Most Beauty & the Beast stuff is Disney.

waterlilybarb

Here's the best I could make tonight.  If you like it you can use it, but if not, no worries.

serena75

Thanks for the banner

spratt89

Found this great banner for Big Bang Theory for who ever decides to do the season 3 guide when it needs doing

spratt89

Will try and do 30 Rock Season 2 and 3, The Simpsons Season 19 and 20 done today.

bala

i was going Simpson today but if you want to do it than that's fine

please use same banner as my guides

spratt89

That's OK you can do The Simpsons as You did the ones before

bala

I'm going start after i have my lunch

what a way to spend  a Sunday afternoon

bala

1. He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs

As a reward for saving Mr. Burns after he falls into a mall fountain, Homer is flown to Chicago on Burns's private jet, and enjoys it so much that he wants a job that involves private jet flying, but when his job interview goes bad, he hides his failure from Marge until he can tell her in the one place he feels she won't take it too hard - onboard a private jet - only for Homer to have to take over the controls

2. Homer of Seville

Homer becomes an opera star after an incredible performance in Mr. Burns's production of La Boheme (done entirely while Homer was lying down, as this is the only position in which he has his singing voice), which leads to one exceptionally helpful groupie (voiced by Maya Rudolph) becoming the head of his fan club, but when he rebuffs her advances, she tries to ring down the final curtain on Homer

3. Midnight Towboy

Matt Dillon guest voices as a tow truck driver in nearby Guidopolis who tows Homer's car (while he's searching for some milk for Maggie, who has become a little too clingy to Marge until Marge hires someone who talks her into letting Maggie become independent) and ends up selling Homer a tow truck, but when Homer tows away a few too many of his friends' cars, they come up with a solution that results in Homer being put out of business...and possibly out of existence

4. I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

Steve Buscemi guest voices as a bank robber who holds Marge hostage during a robbery, only to give himself up when she promises to visit him in prison (since his mother abandoned him at an amusement park when he was a child), but when Marge finds excuses not to talk to him, much less visit him, he escapes and confronts Marge...and makes her take him to the same park

5. Treehouse of Horror XVIII
"E.T. Go Home" - Bart discovers Kodos hiding in the Simpsons' backyard, where Kodos tells him and Lisa he needs some equipment to contact someone to pick him up, but in reality he's setting Earth up for an invasion

"Mr. and Mrs. Simpson" - Homer and Marge as Mr. and Mrs. Smith, killers for hire
  
"Heck House" - when Bart, Nelson, Milhouse, and (begrudgingly) Lisa play too many pranks on Halloween, Ned asks for God's help to have the church's "heck house" scare some sense into them, and God obliges...a little too well, as far as the kids are concerned

6. Little Orphan Millie

Kirk and Luann van Houten fall off the cruise ship where they are celebrating their honeymoon after getting remarried, and when Milhouse is told that they're lost at sea, he turns into a loner, transforming him into the coolest kid in school, much to Bart's dismay; when Homer can't remember what color Marge's eyes are, she wears sunglasses and won't let him see them again until he can remember the color

7. Husbands and Knives

Marge doesn't like the way she looks compared to a Wonder Woman cardboard cutout standing outside the new comic book store (which, thanks mainly to the fact that the owner doesn't act like an ogre towards shoppers, has taken all of the Android's Dungeon's custmoers), but when the gym she goes to seems meant for a younger, hipper clientele, she opens up a gym for "regular women  which is a success - a little too successful for Homer when he discovers that most successful wives dump their first husbands for younger, better looking ones

8. Funeral for a Fiend

Homer buys a TiVo that allows Marge to skip commercials, but after a dream in which Keith Olbermann chastises her for doing so, she starts watching the ones she skipped, one of which is for a new rib restaurant that turns out to be a trap set by Sideshow Bob; once again, the trap fails and Bob is arrested, but at his trial, Bart throws away a nitroglycerin vial that Bob needed for a heart condition, and Bob falls dead. The town blames Bart for killing him, and Bob's brother Cecil suggests that Bart pay his last respects before Bob is cremated - but it's not Bob who's due for a hot time.

9. Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind

When Homer wakes up in the snow and discovers that Marge and his kids are nowhere to be seen, Moe tells Homer about the drink he had that made him forget the previous 24 hours, so he goes to Professor Frink to get his memory back, where he discovers that he found Marge with another man

10. E Pluribus Wiggum

Homer throws a car battery into the Krusty Burger trashcan, which ruptures a gas line that causes every fast food restaurant to explode, but in order to get the planned bond measure to rebuild them passed as soon as possible, Springfield moves its Presidential primary from June to January, where Homer comes up with an idea to get back at the politicians and media - vote for Ralph Wiggum - only for the media to proclaim Ralph as the national front-runner

11. That 90's Show

When Bart and Lisa find Marge's college diploma, Homer and Marge flash back to the 1990s, where Homer has to work at Grampa's Lazer Tag factory rather than follow his dream of being a musician in order to support sending Marge to college, but when Marge gets a bit too "friendly" with one of her professors, Homer responds by inventing grunge music

12. Love, Springfieldian Style

On Valentine's Day, Homer and Marge get stuck in a tunnel of love (thanks to Bart and some gelatin), so they pass the time with love stories of three couples, animated for our enjoyment:

13. The Debarted

When Principal Skinner is one step ahead of all of Bart's pranks, Bart suspects a mole among his friends; when Homer gets a loaner car after Marge has an accident, he's reluctant to give it back when his old car is fixed


14. Dial 'N' for Nerder

Bart pulls a prank on Martin in Springfield Forest, only for Martin to go tumbling off a cliffside and be presumed dead - and Lisa, thinking she's an accomplice, persuades Bart to keep quiet about it; Marge calls on a Cheaters-type show to catch Homer in the act of cheating...on his new bell pepper diet

15. Smoke on the Daughter

Lisa discovers that second-hand cigarette smoke makes her a better ballet dancer, and ends up addicted to it; a family of raccoons makes off with Homer's homemade beef jerky supply

16. Papa Don't Leech

When the town goes after Lurleen Lumpkin (once again voiced by Beverly D'Angelo) for non-payment of city taxes and Marge discovers she's homeless, she takes her in, only to discover that Lurleen's father left her thirty years ago, so Marge gets them back together, only for the father to run off...to the Dixie Chicks with a song Lurleen wrote (and he's claiming credit for) in hand

17. Apocalypse Cow

Bart joins the 4-H club and saves a bull from the slaughterhouse, but when he gives it to a farm girl, her father - Cletus - consideres it a wedding proposal

18. Any Given Sundance

"The Simpsons Are Going To..." Park City, Utah (not to be confused with Park County, Colorado, home of a certain Family Guy-bashing Comedy Central TV series), as Lisa's documentary is being screened at the Sundance Film Festival, but the other Simpsons aren't particularly happy that the movie does not exactly show their good sides

19. Mona Leaves-a

Glenn Close returns as the voice of Homer's mother, whom Homer won't forgive for leaving him time and again, but when she dies, Homer decides to fulfill her last request - to dump her ashes from the highest point of Springfield Monument Park, which turns out to be a silo for a missile to dump the nuclear plant's waste in the Amazon rainforest

20. All About Lisa

Lisa goes from being Krusty's assistant to star of her own TV show to Springfield Media Entertainer of the Year, and she doesn't particularly care whose giant shoes she steps on to get there; Homer and Bart get involved with coin collecting, but are one coin short - a 1917 misminted penny that appears to have Abraham Lincoln kissing himself

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1. Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes

When Homer is given $25,000 bail after his participation in a St. Patrick's Day Parade fight, he and Ned team up to be bounty hunters; Marge takes a job at a bakery, unaware that it sells erotic cakes

2. Lost Verizon

Bart takes a cellphone discarded by Denis Leary and starts making prank calls pretending to be him; when Marge squeals on Bart to Leary, he tells her to turn on the phone's GPS tracker so she can track him, but Bart attaches the chip to a bird headed to Peru

3. Double, Double, Boy in Trouble

At a party thrown by new lottery winner Lenny, Bart meets his double, who is a member of Springfield's richest family, and trades places with him, unaware that the boy's half-brother and half-sister are trying to kill him so they can get his share of the estate

4. Treehouse of Horror XIX

"How to Get Ahead in Dead-vertising" - Homer kills people so they can be used for free in commercials
"Untitled Robot Parody" - Warring transforming robots stop fighting each other...and start fighting humans
"It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse" - and it's not in a good mood after seeing all of those pumpkins killed for Jack-O-Lanterns
   
5. Dangerous Curves

A family summer vacation trip to a cabin motel brings back memories of earlier trips from twenty years ago, when Homer and Marge were picked up by newlyweds Ned and Maude (who made them sleep in separate rooms), and five years ago, when they arrived with different partners

6. Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words

Lisa makes it to the finals of the Springfield City Crossword Championships, where Homer discovers three things; he has a lot of money from his successful professional break-up delivery service, there's a gambling ring at the event, and Lisa confides that she has a habit of subconsciously sabotaging herself at big events - but when she discovers Homer bet against her, she decides to go by the name Lisa Bouvier

7. Mypods and Boomsticks

Bart befriends a Muslim boy and invites him and his parents to dinner, only for Homer's paranoia to get the better of him, but when Homer goes over to their house to apologize, he sees the father with sticks of TNT and thinks he's going to blow up Springfield Mall; Lisa gets a Mapple Mypod - and a bill for over 1200 downloaded songs at 99 cents each

8. The Burns and the Bees

When Mr. Burns wins a professional basketball team in a poker game, he decides to build a new sports arena in Springfield for them - on the site where Lisa is trying to keep Springfield's bee population from dying out; Homer tries to solve the problem by mating the bees - with "killer" Africanized bees

9. Lisa the Drama Queen

Lisa and a new friend create the fantasy world of Equalia together, but Lisa is a little worried when her friend treats Equalia as a real place to escape the problems of the real world

10. Take my Life, Please

When Homer sees the man who beat him for senior class president in high school being honored on Springfield's Wall of Fame, he discovers that, in reality, he won that election, and thanks to an elderly Italian chef at Luigi's, sees a vision of how his life would have changed had he been senior class president

11. How the Test Was Won

Bart joins Ralph and the school's bullies on a trip to Capital City so they don't bring down the school's score on a national achievement test; Lisa, rattled by her score of "only" 96 percent on a practice test, has trouble with the real thing; Homer forgets to deliver an insurance payment on time and has to prevent anybody from getting hurt in his house

12. No Loan Again, Naturally

Homer takes out a home equity loan to pay for his Mardi Gras party, but when the rate goes up and he can't afford the new payment, 742 Evergreen Terrace is under new ownership: Ned Flanders, who rents it back to Homer, who in turn shows his thanks for Ned's generosity by demanding that his new landlord do all the repairs on the house 24 hours a day - and Ned responds by evicting Homer

13. Gone Maggie Gone

When Homer leaves Maggie on the doorstep of a convent in order to help get Santa's Little Helper across a river, the nuns take Maggie in, starting a chain of events that leads Lisa, Principal Skinner, Comic Book Guy, and Mr. Burns on a quest to find a mysterious jewel

14. In the Name of the Grandfather

"The Simpsons are going to..." Ireland, as Homer (guilty over forgetting about a father-son wheelbarrow race at Springfield Retirement Castle) takes Grampa to a pub he visited during the war for "one final beer", and the two of them end up buying it...which might not be so bad if it had any customers

15. Wedding for Disaster

It turns out that Reverend Lovejoy didn't have a valid license to perform weddings when he presided over Homer and Marge's wedding (remember that he married them after their divorce in "A Milhouse Divided"), so they have to get married again, but just when the wedding is about to start, Homer disappers, and the only clue is a key attached to a keychain marked "SB"...but is it Sideshow Bob?

16. Eeny Teeny Maya Moe

Moe falls in love with Maya, a woman he met on the internet...who's only three feet tall; Marge wants Homer to spend more time with Maggie

17. The Good, the Sad and the Drugly

Bart volunteers at the Springfield Retirement Castle in order to impress a girl, but this leaves Milhouse (who took the rap for a school prank he and Bart pulled) less than impressed; Lisa becomes depressed when she writes a report on what Springfield will be like 50 years from now, but her medication makes her see everything happy - bright yellow happy faces, that is

18. Father Knows Worst

When Homer realizes that Bart's underachievements aren't going to be helped any by Lisa's unpopularity, he tries "helicopter parenting" - that is, he hovers over them constantly; meanwhile, Marge is too busy relaxing in the mysterious new sauna she just happened to find in the basement to care

19. Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh

When Marge discovers the poor teaching conditions at Springfield Elementary, she gets Homer to rent an apartment in the Waverly Hills area so Bart and Lisa can attend school there, but Lisa's lack of knowledge about singer Alaska Nebraska makes her as unpopular as ever, until Bart spreads a rumor that Lisa and Alaska are best friends - which comes back to haunt Lisa when her new friends want backstage passes to her upcoming concert; Homer has to stay in his shabby apartment until the school's inspector pays a surprise visit to make sure they actually live in the area, but he gets to like it - until he invites Marge to move in with him

20. Four Great Women and a Manicure

When Marge tries to show Lisa that women can be beatuiful, intelligent, and powerful all at once, the discussion turns into stories of Elizabeth I (Selma), Snow White (Lisa), and modern-day versions of two other stories - Marge channeling Lady Macbeth in her attempts to make Homer the star of the local production of Macbeth, and Maggie as the hero of The Fountainhead trying to develop nonconformist building-block architecture

21. Coming to Homerica

Krusty's tainted meat-free burgers are traced to bad barley in Ogdenville, destroying the city's economy and causing its citizens (most of whom are from Norwegian families) to come to Springfield; at first, Springfield welcomes them with open arms and jobs that nobody else wants to do, but when their presence becomes a burden, Springfield decides to keep them out, first with a civilian force, then with a giant wall...built by the Ogdenvillians

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