waterlilybarb

That's why you have to check the list Bala.  I had already put Crossing Jordan on it in blue & red.

bala

Any how no harm done he done it

waterlilybarb

This is the most up-to-date list for which "Abouts" still need doing.  If you're interested post which one you'd like to do so I can highlight it.  There are still plenty of Episode Guides that need to be done. Check the forums of your favourite shows to see if they need episode guides.  If you'd like to try some, please post that here as well so we know they are being worked on.

Drama:
90210, In Plain Sight, John Adams, Nip/Tuck, H2O: Just Add Water, Merlin, The Dead Zone, Wallander

Action Adventure:
Blood Ties, Life On Mars, Rush

Comedy:
Flight of the Conchords, Greek, Privileged, Reba, Rules of Engagement, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Sex & the City, Swingtown, Ugly Betty, About A Girl

Sci-Fi:
Fear Itself, Fringe, Roswell, Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek: TNG, The Middleman, True Blood

Reality: **No episode guides needed for reality shows.**
The Hills, MythBusters, Dirty Jobs, Time Warp

Animation:
Robot Chicken, Teen Titans

Just for reference the "Abouts" for the highlighted shows are spoken for.  The taken Episode Guides are highlighted in blue.  All others are up for grabs.
BTW, I keep updating this list as shows are completed and/or added.  I'll post the new list when we move to a new page to make it easier for those who would like to participate.  Also, if I've missed any, please feel free to let me know and I'll add it to the list.

Ten points are given for Abouts, and 5 for each episode guide.  Please post them here first so they can be checked and/or edited prior to posting in their respective forums.

spratt89

Someone that is a Mod needs to add the about Crossing Jordan as it comes to more than 10000

waterlilybarb

OK.  I'll do it, and award you some treasures in here.

gyki98

can i do reba?

bala

yes go ahead please post them here

bala

i'm thinking of doing episode guide for Privileged

waterlilybarb

I've highlighted Reba in blue so the episode guides for it are all yours.   If you aren't planning on doing the About for Reba, I'd like to do it, but if you want it, it's yours.

Bala, I've done the same for privileged.

serena75

1. Love Never Dies
Melinda worries that Andrea is being influenced not to cross over. Melinda seeks the help of an expert in history and the occult in helping to identify the wide brimmed hat man.
Aired: 9/22/2006

2. Love Still Won't Die
A rock and roll enthusiast expands his love to living teens by tormenting them into stealing. Melinda must also deal with the ghost of her scheming ex-boyfriend.
Aired: 9/29/2006

3. Drowned Lives
When Melinda goes to visit friends who are experiencing problems with their house, she finds the ghost of six-year-old little girl who drowned. Melinda then tries to help the family of the little girl.
Aired: 10/6/2006

4. The Ghost Within
After purchasing a set of ornaments at a flea market, Melinda finds that they are haunted. Melinda uses the ornaments to meet Dennis’s ghost. Dennis wants Melinda to reunite his girlfriend with her birth mother.
Aired: 10/13/2006

5. A Grave Matter
The ghost of a man who was buried in the wrong grave starts to haunt a cemetery as someone else’s wife is coming to mourn him every night. Melinda must reconcile the man with his hostile wife and daughter in order for him to be able to cross-over.
Aired: 10/20/2006

6. The Woman of His Dreams
Jim has a ghost who died during surgery come to his dreams. Melinda and Jim find that the ghost, a supermodel, cannot cross-over as she wants to save her little sister from suffering the same destiny. Jim's friends are frightened by the crazy events that occur at his house.
Aired: 10/27/2006

7. A Vicious Cycle
Melinda and Jim's first camping trip is interrupted as Melinda helps the ghost of a woman who left her husband and young daughter. Before the woman can cross over Melinda must find the woman’s daughter and help her to learn the truth about her parent’s past in order for her to be safe now.
Aired: 11/3/2006

8. The Night We Met
The ghost of chef who died in a fire at a Chinese restaurant meets Melinda after the restaurant he died in burns for a second time. He demands that Melinda go out and find the person that really set the fire he was blamed for.
Aired: 11/10/2006

9. The Curse of the Ninth
When Melinda meets a nightclub waiter who has not played his guitar since his friend died, she finds that he is being haunted by two ghosts.
Aired: 11/17/2006

10. Giving Up The Ghost
A high school baseball pitcher Justin finds that he is haunted by the former baseball star pitcher. The ghost is out for revenge on the coach who he blames for his death.
Aired: 11/24/2006

11. Cat's Claw
While Melinda is at the University’s botany lab she deals with some telekinetic events while dealing with a plant from Peru that is bleeding. Melinda finds that she must help a Doctor save herself.
Aired: 12/15/2006

12. Dead to Rights
Melinda has trouble talking to a ghost only to find that it's because he is not dead but is in a coma. While Lisa, his wife is in a legal battle against his parents to take him off of the life support. Delia struggles with teaching Ned about closure while also finding closure for herself.
Aired: 1/5/2007

13. Deja Boo
Melinda finds that she must stop a ghost who doesn't want to be reincarnated again. Melinda finds out that someone knows her secret. Delia has second thoughts about a dinner date.
Aired: 1/12/2007

14. Speed Demon
Melinda's Jeep breaks down on a deserted road and a young woman who owns an auto shop comes by to help. Melinda meets a ghost who comes to her in the form of a skeleton. Melinda must first decipher the mysterious code that is linked to a drag racing society called the Midnight Circle. Melinda finds that Ned is involved with the society and needs her help. Ned lies to his mom and sneaks out to go to the drag races.
Aired: 2/2/2007

15. Mean Ghost
Melinda gives a speech on her career at Grandview High. While she's at the school she sees a group of cheerleaders who are having some mean and vicious things happening to them just as their cheerleading semi-finals are approaching in just a few days. Melinda discovers that a dead cheerleader can't cross over and someone else has been casting spells on the squad.
Aired: 2/9/2007

16. The Cradle Will Rock
Melinda accompanies Delia to the local jewelry store so she can get her newly refurbished engagement ring. An armed robbery occurs while they are in the jewelers. Later, the ghost of the jewelry salesman visits Melinda and she must help him make things right again.
Aired: 2/16/2007

17. The Walk-In
A body goes missing from the morgue and Melinda searches for the body. When the ghost visits Melinda she finds she needs help from Professor Payne to figure it out.
Aired: 2/23/2007

18. Children of Ghosts
Melinda and Jim become foster parents temporarily for a teenage girl whose mother is missing. The ghost of the mother comes to Melinda and tells her where Melinda can find her body. The mother confesses a secret to Melinda and Melinda and Jim set out to help the girl.
Aired: 3/30/2007

19. Delia's First Ghost
Melinda helps Ned deal with a ghost who had just put a scare into him. Melinda also helps a ghost who appears without any clothes on. Delia sees that Melinda is once again talking to herself and Melinda decides it’s time to share her gift with Delia.
Aired: 4/6/2007

20. The Collector
Melinda meets a man who has the same abilities to see and talk to the dead. Melinda later learns that he has a different plan for the dead. A ghost enlists Professor Payne to help Melinda.
Aired: 4/27/2007

21. The Prophet
Five accidents, and four signs, something else is going to happen. Melinda becomes concerned for the safety of the people she loves when a ghost prophet shows her visions of the future. The fellow Ghost Whisperer, who Melinda doesn't trust is still in Grandview.
Aired: 5/4/2007

22. The Gathering
Melinda visits the Mayor of Grandview and asks him to cancel the memorial dedication they are holding. She speaks to the ghost of a mail person and is looking for a young girl named Kristen. Later, Melinda and Professor Payne search for missing children after their Nanny says that they left with a man named Gabriel. A mysterious man tries to get Melinda to stop helping the good guys.
Aired: 5/11/2007

Source: tv.com

spratt89

I'm going to start working on Malcolm In The Middle Episode Guides if they are free

waterlilybarb

They're all yours, and I added them in blue to the list.

spratt89

Episode 1: Pilot
Malcolm introduces us to his world, dominated by omnipresent schoolyard bully Spath and made worse by his enforced friendship with Stevie, an asthmatic wheelchair genius. When a battery of tests reveals that Malcolm has an IQ of 165, he is moved into Stevie's special accelerated class, despite his protests that "around here being intelligent is exactly the same as being radioactive." On the bright side, Malcolm discovers a practical application for intelligence when he and Stevie spontaneously hit on a solution to Spath's persistent tyranny.

Episode 2: Red Dress
A battle of wits and wills ensues between the boys and their angry mom, who wants to find out who ruined her expensive new red dress -- found partially burned and soaking in the toilet. It's Hal and Lois's wedding anniversary (hence the dress); and while the boys fend off their mother, with the long-distance assistance of Francis, a lonely and increasingly sozzled Hal bonds with the staff of the restaurant where he booked a table for the big night. Lois finally achieves an epiphany on the phone with Francis, who convinces her to for once "let something go". After she leaves for the restaurant, with the boys in tow, Hal arrives home to an empty house -- and we learn the truth about what happened to the red dress.

Episode 3: Home Alone 4
Lois and Hal are spending the weekend at a family wedding, leaving Francis -- home for a visit -- in charge. When Malcolm overhears them discussing whether Francis has spent long enough at the military academy, he enlists his brothers in a scheme to get Francis home by preventing any of the usual disasters. But three of Francis's dude buddies turn up to party and trash the house, and while frantically cleaning up Malcolm gets a serious head injury that necessitates the usual trip to the emergency ward. How to prevent Mom and Dad from finding out? Enter Caroline, who has begged Malcolm to look on her not just as his teacher but also as his "friend" -- a declaration that costs her $400 in medical bills. Meanwhile, Hal and Lois discover that his family has a new nickname for her: "Lois Common Denominator." Her humiliation provokes Hal to declare his devotion to her -- and the snooty bride and groom discover that their honeymoon car is already being put to use.... Home again, Mom and Dad are impressed with Francis's new maturity: obviously sending him to military school is the best decision they ever made.

Episode 4: Shame
Parallel stories pit Malcolm against Kevin, a bullying, obnoxious new kid who goads Malcolm into beating him up; and Francis vies with his intimidating military-school commandant, who's presenting sex-education lectures. When Malcolm discovers that Kevin is only seven, he is guilt-stricken and tries to make amends by entering a charity marathon race. Meanwhile, Hal chops down the front-yard tree, alienating the neighbors (who can now see the house) but fascinating his sons with the wood-chipper.

Episode 5: Malcolm Babysits
After the family has to live in a trailer that they borrowed from Craig in their yard while their house is being fumigated. Malcolm babysits a rich couple's children in order to make money to buy a robotics kit. Francis finds the dead body (now a skeleton) of an old janitor named Chester. Malcolm starts hanging out with the rich family. Then one night, Malcolm discovers that they have been spying on him. Malcolm quits the job.

Episode 6: Sleepover
Malcolm sleeps over at Stevie's house and, appalled at his over-protected lifestyle, persuades him to sneak out to a late-night games arcade - where Stevie's wheelchair is stolen. Meanwhile, Francis copes with a bullying group of cadets by telling them home tales about real intimidation -- by Lois.

Episode 7: Francis Escapes
Francis goes AWOL from military school and comes home to get together with his ditzy girlfriend, so they can get away forever. She turns out to be a thief who doesn't pay attention to Francis. So he hides in the backyard while Malcolm (who is the only one who knows he is there) tries to make excuses to Dewey for what's in the backyard.

Episode 8: Krelboyne Picnic
When the entire family attends a picnic for Malcolm's class, they each get into disastrous situations. Lois gets into a fight with another mother, Hal gets in trouble for cooking real meat, Francis gets in a fasted-paced relationship with a girl, Reese's plan to beat up Krelboynes backfires, and Malcolm goes as far as to make a chemical bomb to get out of his performance.

Episode 9: Lois vs. Evil
After the kids blow up the store's steam cleaner, and Dewey confesses to stealing a $150 bottle of cognac, Lois's firing prompts household economizing to an extent that causes Malcolm mortifying embarrassment at school: Julie organizes a food-drive for his family. When Hal winds up in emergency with acute botulism as a result, Lois must re-think her position against apologizing to her odious boss, Mr. Pinter. Meanwhile, Francis thinks he's died and gone to heaven when he's assigned honor-guard duty at a Teenage Miss Alabama beauty pageant -- until he discovers that all the girls think he's gay.

Episode 10: Stock Car Races
Malcolm is upset about having to dance in front of the school with the other Krelboynes, so he decides to ditch school. But when Hal convinces him that taking him to school will be the highlight of his day, Malcolm feels guilty and goes. The boys are shocked though when Hal tells them they aren't going to school. He takes them to the racetrack to see the last race of the best driver ever Rusty Malcolm. After two laps, the boys decide to get some cokes. While arguing over who should watch him though, the boys lose Dewey and enter a forbidden room, only to be caught by a security guard. Meanwhile, Francis' disobedience affects the rest of the cadets.

Episode 11: Funeral
The family gets ready to attend a relative's funeral, which affects Malcolm's plans to spend time with Julie. Upset that everyone doesn't want to go and that no one pulls their own weight around the house, Lois goes on strike. Meanwhile, Reese desperately tries to get the family to attend the funeral so he can get rid of Dewey's expensive birthday present he broke.

Episode 12: Cheerleader
Reese becomes so head-over-heels for a girl on the cheerleading squad that he actually decides to join after a long talk with Malcolm. Dewey tries to convince Lois and Hal to buy him a new toy. Francis suffers through a long lecture from Spangler. and Reese causes the cheerleaders to all fall down during training.

Episode 13: Rollerskates
Malcolm is angry because during a game of street hockey, he sprints up and down the street in shoes, only to have it start back the other way. So he decides he is ready to take skating lessons from his dad. He asks Reese and Francis how it is, but they both refuse to tell him. When he starts, he is angered by all the silly twists and spins they are doing. Meanwhile, Reese rollerskates in the house with a bunch of gunk on his skates which causes Lois to throw out her back while yelling at him.

Episode 14: The Bots And The Bees
Malcolm and his brothers decide to build a robot only for their dad to take over the whole project and go crazy, Malcolm, Reese and Dewey go to extreme messures to stop him which causes nothing but trouble and lots of bees. while Lois visits Francis at his school after he becomes injured and soon clashes with Spangler.

Episode 15: Smunday
The boys stay home on Monday when Lois is so sick she thinks it is Sunday. Hal considers buying a Porsche. The boys get a letter from Francis' academy saying he drove a tractor into a pool, which they inadvertently let Lois find. In order to save Francis from a doomed life, they put all of the family's treasured keepsakes in a cart, cover it in paint, and roll it off the roof just as Hal is driven home in a Porsche he threw up in. Suffice to say, after ruining the keepsakes and sports car, they have little worries about Francis' fate.

Episode 16: Water Park (1)
The family go out to a water park, where a battle between siblings arises between Malcolm and Reese but then Malcolm did something unthinkable to Lois and causes nothing but rage, Meanwhile, Dewey is locked up in home with an old babysitter, but when she dies, Dewey goes out in an adventure for himself, and Francis and Spangler play pool to see who "loses."

Source Tv.com and Wikipedia

[ Last edited by spratt89 at 12-28-2008 18:21 ]

spratt89

Episode 1: Traffic Jam (2)
Hal, Loi, Malcolm and Reese are trapped in a horrendous traffic jam. Francis enters himself in a bet that recalls the egg-eating wager in "Cool Hand Luke." Malcolm becomes smitten over a girl he meets. Dewey has his own little adventure--all over the world--before his family returns home.

Episode 2: Halloween Approximately
The boys are disappointed that Francis did not make it for Halloween, but he proposes a trick that includes a giant slingshot, but later they get in trouble when they are overcome to the smart Krelboynes. Hal and Lois steal the car of what Hal considers a speed racer, but later finds out the great pleasure of driving such a car.

Episode 3: Lois' Birthday
When Lois gives the boys $10 each to buy her a present (and she evens tells them what she would like), they decide to get something for themselves, which causes her to have grief. When Hal also forgets her birthday, Lois decides that is enough, so she escapes until the family finally decides that they need her. Meanwhile, Francis brings home a beautiful African woman.

Episode 4: Dinner Out
Trouble comes when the Kenarbans invite the entire family to dinner with them, where Reese takes advantage of a new game, Lois and Kitty get into a discussion about Kitty's attitude, and Hal and Abe sneak out to drink some beers. Meanwhile at school, Francis must recruit Spangler's help to help them with some party-crazy girls that have taken over the school.

Episode 5: Casino
The family goes out to a weekend vacation to an old indian casino, where Hal cheats over them, thanks to Malcolm. After being banned, he, Malcolm, and Reese go into a trip into the desert and they end up in a bomb testing place for the USA army. As Hal is gone, Lois decides to use the luxury of the SPA with Dewey. Francis manages to go home, but there is no one to play with, until he receives the unexpected visit of Craig.

Episode 6: Convention
Hal and Lois go to a convention, where Hal gets into a fight that stole a great idea that he had, and now seeks revenge. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese fight to get the sexy babysitter's (Patty) attention, but it all turns to youngest sibling, Dewey.

Episode 7: Robbery
Lois and Craig get in trouble when armed-robbers come to the Lucky Aide, and Craig begins to get really annoying when he doesn't want to give the combination to set them free... and that brings Craig to reveal something for Lois. Meanwhile at home, Hal and the boys face themselves against bats, where they use Dewey as bait.

Episode 8: Therapy
Malcolm begins taking therapy, as he is being humiliated in his Krelboyne class, when he thinks he will be able to get rid with this one, Reese discovers his plan, and that causes Lois to discover it, too. Meanwhile, Hal discovers Dewey's secret talent, and both Hal and Lois discover a second bathroom in what they believe was the closet.

Episode 9: High School Play
Malcolm gets a role in the high school play and is so captivated by high school gossip that he forgets his lines. Lois discovers the joys of massage. Hal and Dewey build a society of model buildings in the living room. Francis tries to show his individualism at school when the commandant cracks down on personal belongings.

Episode 10: The Bully
When Reese relinquishes his position as school bully, Malcolm suffers at the hands of his successors. Meanwhile, Francis dreads his forthcoming birthday, fearing the traditional pranks that run rife through Marlin Academy on such occasions.

Episode 11: Old Mrs. Old
Dewey swaps his backpack for a purse, Malcolm finds himself in hot water with an elderly neighbor, and Francis's lazy friend enrolls at the academy.

Episode 12: Krelboyne Girl
Francis tries to avoid punishment for his latest prank, Dewey overreacts to Lois's lecture and Malcolm experiences his first crush as a confusing mixture of love and hate.

Episode 13: New Neighbours
The neighbors from hell move in next door and Hal insists on making friends with them, while the Marlin Academy cadets prepare for a visit from `the last great hero', Oliver North.

Episode 14: Hal Quits
Hal decides to quit his job to become an artist and Francis wades through a week's worth of inventory work at Lucky Aide, leaving Malcolm to question what his own future career might be

Episode 15: The Grandparents
Lois's disapproving parents come to stay, and initially make a generous offer - but then renege on the deal at the last moment. Meanwhile, Francis gets struck down by food poisoning at Mardi Gras.

Episode 16: Traffic Ticket
When Lois refuses to give a cop a free ice tea, she is sure that he seeks revenge when he gives her a traffic ticket. Convinced that she is right, she blames Francis for it, so Francis decides to throw a stunt to get some money. After going with Craig, Malcolm discovers that Lois was wrong about the traffic ticket, and in the end they manage to prove her wrong... at least until Craig arrives and shows Hal and the boys a video that proves the other video wrong, but they force Craig to never tell Lois about it.

Episode 17: Surgery
Malcolm complains about a stomachache and Lois takes him to the hospital, where Malcolm finds out strange things happen there, and when he discovers that he doesn't have anything wrong, he tries to prove it to the doctors. Meanwhile, Francis leads a hunger strike when Spangler bans TV, and Reese, Hal, Lois, and Dewey get totally crazy for a board game.

Episode 18: Reese Cooks
Hal forces Reese to cook to make him stay out of trouble, as Hal and Lois think that their punishments don't work anymore, but when Reese cheats on a food test, they finally find out a real good punishment. Meanwhile, Malcolm tries to stop Cynthia's party for being taken, and Cadet Eric tries to convince Francis to begin his history project.

Episode 19: Tutoring Reese
Malcolm tries to help Reese get better grades in order to prevent him from going to the slow learning class, but after he discovers that Reese has no chance, he decides to cheat for him. When Malcolm discovers that the grade was an "F," Malcolm discovers that Reese's professor is totally against him. Meanwhile, Francis tries to take revenge over Lois after she kicks him out, but later discovers that living with his friend Richie is horrible, so he begs for Lois to return home.

Episode 20: Bowling
An episode in which we see two different storylines, where we see what happens when either Hal or Lois are the ones who take Malcolm and Reese to bowling game. Meanwhile, at home, Dewey makes elaborated plans against either parent he is with him to let him watch TV.

Episode 21: Malcolm vs. Reese
Malcolm and Reese are forced to be Francis' servants after he has an extra ticket to the wrestling event, when they think that the other one is winning, they fight against each other, but when Francis says that he will take a girl instead, they decide to get revenge. Meanwhile, Dewey tries to take care of Craig's cat.

Episode 22: Mini-Bike
Malcolm, Dewey, and Reese find an old mini-bike that they quickly fix, but unfortunately that brings rivalry among the brothers, especially when Lois forbids them to use it. When Lois realizes how rough she has been, she tries to make up with the boys, but unfortunately Reese used it against her judgment and breaks a leg. Meanwhile, Craig is driving everyone in the family crazy.

Episode 23: Carnival
Malcolm, Reese, Dewey, and Stevie decide to do a trick on their parents in order to go to a carnival, but hardly have any fun there. When they come out from an attraction, they find the place empty, and then begin to get followed by a drunk security guard, but ultimately get help from the freak show guys. Meanwhile, Lois, Hal, Abe, and Kitty discover the kids' scheme and request Francis' help to find them.

Episode 24: Evacuation
Malcolm's family and scores of others are forced to relocate to a school gym because of a toxic-chemical spill caused by a derailed train. Seems it ran over an old couch that fell off Hal's car on his way to the dump. Amid the chaos, resourcefulness pays off for Dewey, who enlists sympathy by pretending his parents were killed in an enveloping chemical cloud; and for Reese, who schemes to make money off the calamity. As the rascal puts it, "When people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me."

Episode 25: Flashback
Lois has a pregnancy scare which sparks tension in the household and reminds the couple how much their lives have been affected by their children, they remember how Hal took the news each time, how and where Lois gave birth each time and how annoying each kid was in their own kind of way.

Source Tv.com and Wikipedia

[ Last edited by spratt89 at 12-28-2008 18:29 ]

spratt89

Episode 1: Houseboat (1)
It's still summer-vacation time on the jaunty third-season opener, which finds Malcolm and his rowdy clan cruising on a lake in a houseboat with Stevie and his straitlaced parents, Abe and Kitty Kenarban. Some vacation. The vessel itself is a fright, a weathered heap that Dewey hates from the get-go because "There's no TV! There's no TV! There's no TV!" An equally distraught Malcolm is shanghaied by Hal for a fishing expedition, leaving lucky Reese the chance to trawl for bikini-clad beauties at a nearby camp. Back on board, the close quarters are slowly driving Abe off the deep end.

Episode 2: Emancipation (2)
Still reeling over Francis' break for freedom, Lois and Hal find themselves face to face with their newly independent son. While at home, Francis wins back Hal's support, but Lois is a completely different story. Also, Malcolm and the Krelboynes meet their match when a new teacher—a former Krelboyne himself—is assigned to the class. He sets up a ranking system that pits the students against each other and eventually drives them to the brink of insanity.

Episode 3: Book Club
Lois joins a book club to escape the horrors of her home life and Hal frets about how to make the boys behave in her absence. Meanwhile, Francis hitch-hikes through Canada.

Episode 4: Malcolm's Girlfriend
Malcolm has a new light in his life: a perky classmate named Sara (whose face, in a quirky touch, is never shown). But, according to Malcolm, she's "good-looking and smart and cool. And if we went out together, it would make me happy. So therefore, it will never happen." Ah, but it does-a surprising turn of events that elates the lad and perturbs his parents, especially when Malcolm goes into an academic tailspin. And it's not long before our lovesick hero admits that he's becoming "obsessive and neurotic, and a totally jealous creep."

Episode 5: Charity
Malcolm and his brothers gain personal profit from doing charity work for the church, and Francis discovers what life is like in a logging camp.

Episode 6: Health Scare
Dewey babysits a hamster, Francis is challenged to a fight and Hal discovers a lump during a medical check-up.

Episode 7: Christmas
When Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey finally go over the edge, Lois does the extreme, and takes away Christmas. The boys must behave for the whole day to get Christmas back.

Episode 8: Poker
Hal and Abe fall out over a poker game, Francis gets trapped in a remote cabin during a blizzard and Reese trips the light fantastic at a dance class.

Episode 9: Reese's Job
Richie manages to get a job for Reese in a burger place, but when $400 are stolen, he gets in great trouble. Malcolm is tutored by a new Krelboyne that is younger than him, and both of them decide to help Reese. Meanwhile, Dewey tries to get a dog, but Hal and Lois sabotage his plans.

Episode 10: Lois' Makeover
Lois gets a makeover that instantly makes other employees look at her and even help her with other things, which she suddenly begins to enjoy, but later discovers that she is not being herself. Meanwhile, Hal plays basketball against the boys, but when Hal discovers how good they are getting, he fakes a broken talon, and Francis is in Alaska in a new rat-killer job.

Episode 11: Company Picnic (1)
Juicy guest casting and ingenious plotting enliven an hourlong episode that airs in the plum post-Super Bowl slot. One storyline unfolds at Hal's company picnic, where Lois clashes with a blabby wife and her beleaguered spouse; and Hal runs afoul of his new boss and the big cheese. In Alaska, Francis's scheme to win a bet involves rigging a hockey game that pits loggers vs. a fearsome women's squad led by a blowhard coach.

Episode 12: Company Picnic (2)
Hal must fake that he is a man that he is not, and in the end that ends in painful results. Dewey faces with candy troubles, Lois fights against the lousy and non-stop talking woman, and Malcolm and Reese are both tied up, by feet, with two people they preferred not better not to.

Episode 13: Reese Drives
Reese finally gets the opportunity to drive, while being in his driver test, with a girl, and after believing he crashed with a car, Reese goes on escaping from police, which causes a disturbance with Lois. Meanwhile, Malcolm helps Craig to install a new television system, and Francis gets in trouble after doing promise-by-promise.

Episode 14: Cynthia's Back
Cynthia finally returns, but now in a very bad and angry manner. When Malcolm tries to find out what is going on, Malcolm discovers something shocking about her physical maturation, and he promises not to tell anybody. But he accidentally gets in trouble when he tells Reese. Meanwhile, Lois discovers that Karen kissed Hal on New Year's Eve.

Episode 15: Hal's Birthday
Francis arrives in time for Hal's birthday, along with his new wife, Piama. Suddenly, that brings trouble among Lois and Francis, who discuss why he always does stupid things. When Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey try to help, they are totally forgotten, so they decide to escape to a fancy hotel somewhere in the city. When Hal, Lois, Francis, and Piama discover this, they try to find them, desperately.

Episode 16: Hal Coaches
Hal decides to make himself Dewey's new coach, but that brings trouble in the end. Meanwhile, Malcolm is trying to win a computer game, but unfortunately his character is the only one who seems to be doing badly, and Reese blackmails a neighbor of his, after he  watches him sleeping with another woman.

Episode 17: Dewey's Dog
After a dog follows Dewey to his home, he decides to hide it in the closet. When Malcolm and Reese find out, they decide to tell Hal and Lois after they return. The problem is that now with the dog, Dewey manages to control the brothers, and also, newly-arrived Craig.

Episode 18: Poker #2
When two sexy girls come to the boys' house, they find their opportunity, at least until Malcolm finds that one of them brought a gun to the house. Stevie pretends he has mental damage in order to kiss with the other girl, and poker turns into something more than that, when it turns into diverse contests about who has done the best out of everything that they can think of.

Episode 19: Clip Show
An embattled psychiatrist probes the boys' naughty behavior patterns in a session framed by flashbacks to past episodes.

Episode 20: Jury Duty
Lois gets jury duty and Hal tries to figure out what case she's working on. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese saw Stevie's mom naked and brag about it, they also take Dewey to the sewers and get lost and get scared, Hal and Stevie's dad try and work on the case not  knowing they are working on the wrong case, meanwhile Lois is causing problems for the other people on the Jury.

Episode 21: Cliques
Krelboynes are forced to go back to the general school population, where they begin to socialize with goths and skateboarders. But when everyone discovers that their newly-arrived people are truly Krelboynes, they beat them up, especially Malcolm after they said  that he is their leader.

Episode 22: Monkey
After saving Hal and Lois from a robber, Reese decides to become a police officer. Meanwhile, Craig enlists the help of a monkey nurse that at first seems to do whatever he wants, but ultimately, he tries to kill him, until Hal comes to the rescue, Malcolm and Dewey face  sleep troubles, and Francis and Piama are forced to retire from their home toward a new location.

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Episode 1: Zoo
Malcolm, whose frenetic home life is a kind of zoo, begins the fourth season by accompanying his family to the real thing. A visit to the zoo offers close encounters with creatures great and small. But Hal wishes he could have passed on an encounter with Lois's former beau, who lectures on rain-forest animals. Elsewhere, Reese butts heads with a goat; and Malcolm and Dewey take a tumble into a tiger den. Another storyline checks in on ne'er-do-well Francis, now the unlikely foreman of a dude ranch owned by a cheery German businessman.

Episode 2: Humilithon
Malcolm tries to get popularity now that he is at a new school, but thanks to Lois, it begins to decrease slowly. Then, Malcolm decides that the only way to escape from all of that is by crashing his mom's car to get sent to military school, but is ultimately Cynthia the one that helps him to recover. Meanwhile, Hal fights against Mr. Herkabe when he is kicked out of the PTA board, and Dewey begins to experience with his talent, music.

Episode 3: Family Reunion
Christopher Lloyd adds to his gallery of eccentric characters, playing Hal's quirky, cranky and very wealthy father, Walter, in this rollicking episode. The occasion is a birthday celebration for the old man, but the snooty female in-laws seem more interested in offending Lois. Their shabby behavior initially goes unnoticed by Hal, who's desperately trying to bond with his self-centered dad; and by Dewey and Reese, who seek some of Grampa's dough by currying favor with him. But when Lois is reduced to tears after being excluded from a group photo, the family rallies to her side with an all-out counterattack that turns the party into pandemonium.

Episode 4: Stupid Girl
Malcolm gets attracted by another girl, Alison, and Malcolm discovers that he is unable to like her because he thinks too much, so he requests Reese's help, and thanks to that, Malcolm ends up acting like a total idiot. Meanwhile, Stevie stays out with the family, and Lois convinces him to go out to the school's dance.

Episode 5: Forwards Backwards
Malcolm is grounded on his birthday once again when his vengeful battle with Reese gets out of hand. Hal sets out to buy a comic for his son, but has an unfortunate run-in with the shop assistants.

Episode 6: Forbidden Girlfriend
While Malcolm begins dating a girl named Nikki (Reagan Dale Neis) whose father hates him, Dewey discovers he's an 'evil twin' and Francis mediates a dispute between Otto and his cowboy neighbors.

Episode 7:  Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Reese ventures out with his girlfriend, but makes the mistake of taking Craig along for company. Malcolm tries to be diplomatic - only to end up needing medical assistance.

Episode 8: Boys At Ranch
Hal and the boys are destined for disappointment as they visit Francis and Piama at the ranch, where they assume plenty of mischief will be planned - but are saddened to discover their brother is now a responsible grown up.

Episode 9: Grandma Sues
Grandma Ida trips on garden debris outside the Wilkersons' home and decides to sue her daughter and son-in-law for compensation, while Lois receives momentous news from her doctor.

Episode 10: If Boys Were Girls
After being rattled by a battle among the boys, a pregnant Lois ponders the consequences of raising another brawling kid. So she fantasizes that her unruly sons have morphed into well-behaved young daughters. Malcolm becomes Mallory, Reese is transformed into Renee and Dewey turns into Daisy.

Episode 11: Long Drive
Lois knows that Malcolm is Nicki's boyfriend, so Lois gives Malcolm a sex lecture toward their way to Lois' sister's house. Francis gets in trouble at the ranch, Dewey makes everyone in Hal's music group get into a fight with each other by telling them their differences, while Hal and Lois send Reese to jail to scare him out with a prisoner, but Reese ends up in a fight with him.

Episode 12: Kicked Out
After Lois is out of town, Malcolm and Hal got into a fight leading Malcolm to get expelled from his house. Malcolm lives with his girlfriend in her attic, as Hal put signs for "Missing Malcolm" and tells a boy his dog is with some better people, Malcolm drives his girlfriend nuts while in the attic.

Episode 13: Stereo Store
The boys are being babysat by a 16-year-old girl, Jessica, who the boys at first ignore, but slowly Jessica begins to control them and is able to do all what she wants the boys to do. Meanwhile, Hal begins to work at a stereo store, where he begins to get into big trouble when he decides to go to a party.

Episode 14: Hal's Friend
Hal meets up with a friend, who turns out to be the same type of guy he was when they last met. They tear down part of the bedroom wall, making Hal's crappy house... even crappier.

Episode 15: Garage Sale
Lois comes back home. After her visit with Susan, who blabbed about how Lois was hopeless, Lois thinks that Reese should have a little more credit. When Malcolm suggests a garage sale to gain money to fix the bedroom wall, Lois lets Reese take the wheel. As bad as Reese's salesmanship is, Lois still has faith in him. Malcolm finds a $1300 Altair 8800 computer which Reese says is trash. Dewey, sick of being pushed around by Reese during the garage sale, with Lois ignoring him, decides to retaliate by selling everything in the house. Meanwhile, Hal finds his old transmitter, and continues his pirate radio station he did back in college under the pseodonym Kid Charlemagne. This results in Hal being chased by the FCC trying to shut him down.

Episode 16: Academic Octathalon
An academic competition faces the Krelboynes in an event Malcolm derides. Especially when he learns his teacher has a cheating plan. Also: a commitment to a formal dance ruffles Reese, who's now trying to ditch his date.

Episode 17: Clip Show #2
Clips from past episodes are interwoven with the current squabbling of Hal and Lois, who set out to draw up a will and wind up at odds over their legacies and their kids. As Hal tells Lois, "We are not equipped to deal with these issues."

Episode 18: Reese's Party
When Hal and Lois go out of town for a "last chance" getaway before the baby comes, Reese has a big bash that gets out of hand. College-age thugs show up, cancel the party and set up a drug-making operation in the garage. All Reese and Malcolm can do is knuckle under. The good news is, Dewey's not around. The bad news is, his baby sitter is Lois's annoying co-worker Craig (David Anthony Higgins). Meanwhile, Hal and his very pregnant wife are off at a romantic retreat---feuding.

Episode 19: Future Malcolm
Leonard (Jason Alexander), a cynical, genius chess player with no friends or job, makes Malcolm think he could grow into a similar adulthood. Determined to prevent this undesirable fate, Malcolm tries to help Leonard change his life by lining him up for a job interview with the obnoxious Craig. Meanwhile, Francis finds employ as a nude model and begins to delight in the exposure.

Episode 20: Baby (1)
Hal and the boys are at a bridal expo, leaving a very pregnant Lois at home with Francis. They get two surprises: an unexpected visit from Grandma Ida and Lois' water breaking.

Episode 21: Baby (2)
Hal keeps having delusional dreams at the hospital while Lois is in labor. The boys take parenting classes to become better brothers to their next sibling.

Episode 22: Day Care
Now that the fifth child has arrived, Lois and Hal must find a way for someone to take care of him. Later on, they discover that the church has a day care of their own, so they pretend to be Christians in order to get accepted, which makes Dewey and Reese start finding out the joy of life believing in God. Hal makes their Christian fellows to build up the broken wall, and Lois takes care of another child. Meanwhile, Francis deals with aliens and UFOs.

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Episode 1: Vegas
When Dewey's pet rabbit does well in a state contest, the family must travel to Las Vegas for the nationals. But Reese unknowingly sells the rabbit to a restaurant. Now it is up to Dewey (with a little help from a "choking" Reese) to try and save the rabbit. Meanwhile, Malcolm tells Hal and Lois that they embarrass him, and that is why he didn't tell them he won state science honors. As a form of repayment, Malcolm gets great seats for him and Lois to see Lois' favorite singer. Lois then gets lucky and is invited backstage where all she really wants to do is figure out why Malcolm doesn't want her around. Hal, on the other hand, is looking all across Las Vegas for a slot machine that he has had dreams of winning the jackpot on. Francis is also in trouble when he gets behind on duties at the ranch, and for the first time sees that Otto isn't just a pushover for everything.

Episode 2: Watching The Baby
Lois is exhausted, so Hal and the boys offer to take care of the new baby. As Hal gets stuck at the store, Malcolm and Reese ditch Dewey to hang out with some girls.

Episode 3: Goodbye Kitty
When everyone finds out that Kitty and Abe are divorced, they decide to keep it a secret, but idiot Reese reveals the truth. After finding out about it, Stevie begins to fall into a total depression and begins to talk with a computer, and Malcolm tries everything to convince him to be back as he was, but it's useless. However, it's ultimately his father who's the one who convinces him. Meanwhile, Hal begins to turn into a second wife to Abe, Reese finds Lois' diary and thinks it's from a girl from school, Dewey returns to infancy to get more attention, and Francis and Otto must kill a horse, but neither of them are able to do it.

Episode 4: Thanksgiving
Malcolm decides to skip Thanksgiving to go to a party, but things turn out different than what he expected when he finds himself drunk and a girl offers him sex. Meanwhile, Reese becomes totally abusive to Hal and Dewey for not doing exactly what he says, and Francis and Piama come to the house with a big row, that only Lois can fix.

Episode 5: Malcolm Films Reese
Mr. Herkabe tells Malcolm that his next project is about filming his brother, and later Malcolm discovers that he humiliated Reese and that it was just a trap from Herkabe. Meanwhile, Dewey begins to get extra cash as a street performer, and Hal discovers that people from the company keep being arrest due to a fraud.

Episode 6: Malcolm's Job
Malcolm gets a job working for Lois on the drugstore loading dock but is shocked to find that Lois smokes. She makes him promise not to tell, then turns her back on him and writes him up for a silly offense. Meanwhile, Dewey runs away to the Ranch to be with Francis because he says he is tired of Reese and Malcolm. Hal is also busy, secretly betting on and entering Jaime in baby competitions.

Episode 7: Christmas Trees
Hal and the boys begin selling Christmas trees, but every time that they are about to gain money for actually doing it, something unexpected happens. At the ranch, Francis and Piama are reminded of home when Otto's relatives come to stay at the ranch, while Lois recruits the help of vagabonds in order to find a squirrel that bit Craig, to confirm if it has rabies.

Episode 8: Block Party
Malcolm and his family come home early from their vacation find that the neighbors have thrown annual block party celebrating their absence. Reese and Dewey set up a plan to get money by letting Reese-tortured kids get revenge. Hal and Lois enter a kielbasa-eating contest and Malcolm unknowingly assists a robbery, but a surprising twist comes in the end.

Episode 9: Dirty Magazine
Malcolm tells the A.C.L.U (a group that's against the unfair censorship) that they are censoring the almost inoffensive school magazine which is just defending people's rights. Meanwhile, in order to get his old salary back, Hal attempts to flirt with the woman who's responsible of the salary cutbacks.

Episode 10: Hot Tub
Jamie's babysitter asks Malcolm to do a small job for her. He accepts without knowing that this "task" involves messing up with Jamie's babysitter ex-boyfriend and a huge family problem. Meanwhile, Dewey's new friend leaves him and befriends Reese while Francis encourages Otto to face an old enemy who almost stole Gretchen from him.

Episode 11: Ida's Boyfriend
Malcolm gets a tongue piercing. In a month, he'll be able to take off the piercing while he's at home; however, he has to wait that long. Unfortunately, he notices that he can't pronounce letter "S", making obvious that something is happening. Furthermore, his tongue becomes infected. Meanwhile, Ida announces that she'll marry a rich Chinese man that she met on a cruise, but Lois and Hal find out that she's drugging him.

Episode 12: Softball
Malcolm is convinced to play softball by Lois and ends up doing very badly at it due to Lois's hold on him. Meanwhile, Francis tries to pick fights with Lois, Reese tries to break Francis's record of collecting toilet seats from a local junkyard, and Hal accidentally applies to become a member of the CIA.

Episode 13: Lois' Sister
Lois younger sister, Susan, visits the Wilkersons and gives expensive and cool presents to the boys while she ignores Lois and Hal. Lois and Susan have been enemies since they were very young girls. Their relationship becomes especially bad when Susan gives Malcolm and Reese a luxurious Mustang. However, when Lois finds out that her sister is very sick, her thoughts about Susan change and now she feels that she should help her.

Episode 14: Malcolm Dates A Family
Lois gets incredibly angry because they charged 15% more to their bill at their favorite pizza restaurant. Meanwhile, Malcolm started to date a girl, Angela. She tells him that her family is strange and usually hates her boyfriends; however Malcolm's intelligence fascinates them. He ends up going to see Angela's family, but he forgets about her in the end....

Episode 15: Reese's Apartment
Reese rents an apartment after being thrown out of the Wilkersons' house - but finds it difficult to avoid debt. Malcolm helps a football player write an essay to get him into college. However, when the sportsman turns out to be even stupider than he thought, he is faced with a dilemma.

Episode 16: Malcolm Visits College
Lois accompanies Malcolm on a visit to his new college - and insists on seeing his dormitory. Dewey starts stealing items from around the house to get his own back on Hal, and Reese has an unfortunate encounter with an undercover police officer.

Episode 17: Polly In The Middle
Hal sets up Abe Kenarben on a blind date with Jaime's babysitter Polly but then realizes Lois has also set her up on a blind date - with Craig. Malcolm, Dewey (with his "lucky" shirt) and Reese also meet Reggie Jackson and Francis is embarrassed by Piama in front of his co-workers.

Episode 18: Dewey's Special Class
Dewey is about to make an I.Q. test that will determine if he'll be in the normal class, the Krelboyne class for smart children or the "special" class. Since Malcolm knows that Krelboyne's are always annoyed by their normal classmates, he convinces Dewey to get horrible results. However, the results are really awful and he is sent to the special class for Emotionally Disturbed Kids.

Episode 19: Experiment
When Lois and Hal force a reluctant Dewey into the humiliation of door-to-door candy bar selling, Dewey adopts underhand tactics to get through the unbearable task. He tells each one of his neighbors all profits will go to good causes - and sales go through the roof. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Stevie are wracking their brains on an impossible science experiment.

Episode 20: Victor's Other Family
Lois, Reese, and Malcolm go to Canada to meet Victor's secret family. Dewey dreads Hal running with him since bad things always happen before such events between the two. Betty White guest stars as Victor's other wife.

Episode 21: Reese Joins The Army (1)
Hal is falsely accused of a crime involving his company. Lois goes crazy, and Reese runs away when he sees Malcolm with his girlfriend. Francis and Piama must take care of the house and Lois.

Episode 22: Reese Joins The Army (2)
Reese continues to serve in the army, Lois is still insane, and Malcolm is trying to prove Hal innocent. When Malcolm finds out a shocking secret that can prove Hal innocent, everything could be fixed.

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Episode 1: Reese Comes Home (3)
When Reese realizes the Army is too much for him to handle, he deserts and dresses as an Afghani woman. But Lois is on a march to find him, and travels to Kabul to hunt him down. Meanwhile, Malcolm volunteers at a veterans hospital as a way to make up for his guilt of making Reese leave.

Episode 2: Buseys Run Away
After learning that Dewey will be leaving their class, the Buseys run away and hide in masses and force Dewey to assist them in pursuit. Unemployed Hal becomes the leader of a group of dimwitted body builders.

Episode 3: Standee
WHal and Reese get into a trash-dumping war with the trash man, while Lois gets her job back, and fights with Malcolm over an offensive billboard.

Episode 4: Pearl Harbor
Hal goes into war with his neighbor for the Decor crown. Hal strikes with Pearl Harbor day, but the neighbor fights back, so Hal tries to ruin it. Jessica insinuates herself into Malcolm's household and convinces Malcolm and Reese that the other's gay.

Episode 5: Kitty's Back
Kitty Kenarban returns and asks Lois for help in winning back her estranged husband Abe. Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous `brotherhood initiation'.

Episode 6: Hal's Christmas Gift
Broke, Hal and Lois decide that all the Christmas gifts must be homemade. When Hal realizes Lois and the boys have made bigger and better gifts, he fibs about the fabulous present he has in store for them and takes the family on a wild goose chase. Meanwhile, Malcolm feels like his brothers are alienating him and Francis returns home with startling news.

Episode 7: Hal Sleepwalks
One of Dewey's plans is foiled after his friend Hanson, suffers a bout of Tourette's syndrome. Meanwhile, Reese takes advantage of his discovery that Hal becomes highly suggestible whenever he starts sleepwalking.

Episode 8: Lois Battles Jamie
Lois begins to think she is losing her touch when Jamie seems too much for her to handle. When Hal realizes that Lois is losing her confidence, he brings Francis home in order for him to explain to Lois how was she able to have confidence as a mother. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Dewey tape Reese doing the most unbelievable thing by using a diving board.

Episode 9: Malcolm's Car
The boy genius uses the profits from his illegal gambling to buy an old banger, but soon finds the car taking over his life, while Hal discovers he has a talent for hairstyling.

Episode 10: Billboard
Lois is furious when she catches the boys ogling a poster of a stripper, but Malcolm convinces her they are genuinely concerned about the exploitation of women, prompting the family to start a full-scale protest.

Episode 11: Dewey's Opera
When Lois buys a brand-new king-sized bed, Hal thinks that her motive is to put more distance between them and refuses to sleep in it. Moved to tears by an opera he sees on television, Dewey is inspired to write his own operatic masterpiece, "The Marriage Bed," which is based on his parents' fight and turned into a school production. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese build their own street luge board; and Jamie falls head over heels for the baby girl across the street.

Episode 12: Living Will
Hal is named executor of his neighbor's living will and must decide whether to keep him on life support or pull the plug. In attempting to make the decision, Hal discovers he is incapable of making decisions on his own because he always defers to Lois. Meanwhile, Craig asks Malcolm, Reese and Dewey to teach him how to fight dirty since a bully from his childhood is coming to town.

Episode 13: Tiki Lounge
When Hal and Lois realize how little time they spend together, Hal turns the garage into a private tiki lounge where he and Lois can retreat. Things go smoothly until they feud over philosophical beliefs. Meanwhile, Mr. Herkabe cons Malcolm into joining the Booster Club, where he learns a lesson about taking one for the team.

Episode 14: Ida Loses A Leg
During Grandma's unwelcome visit with the family, she loses her leg while saving Dewey from a moving truck. Consumed with guilt, Dewey is determined to find his Grandmother's leg and give it the proper burial. Francis, on the other hand, begrudgingly becomes the caretaker for his stubborn, cranky grandmother. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese are given a new idea for a prank that forces them to stay awake days at a time to avoid the embarrassment of having their faces glued to the floor.

Episode 15: Chad's Sleepover
Hal forbids Dewey from inviting his friend Chad round for a sleepover, but Dewey soon discovers the reason behind his dad's warning. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese find they're not as popular as they once thought and plot revenge on their classmates.

Episode 16: No Motorcycles
When Francis and Piama choose to celebrate Francis' 21st birthday at the house, Hal is reminded of a promise he made to his son as a young child, involving a motorcycle trip that Lois quickly forbids. Hal and Francis have no choice but to sneak off for their wild adventure, leaving their women behind. Meanwhile Malcolm, Dewey and Reese are held captive in their own home by a bully.

Episode 17: Butterflies
Malcolm discovers a man, Norm, living in the Lucky Aide. He agrees to keep Norm's secret as long as he provides Malcolm with tidbits on his new crush, a fellow Lucky Aide employee. Meanwhile, when Reese takes a job as an exterminator, he quickly learns that to drum up business he must infest the neighbors' lawns, and chooses caterpillars as his weapon. But instead of spreading the caterpillars, he has a change of heart and begins to nurture them, ultimately leading to his own menagerie of butterflies.

Episode 18: Ida's Dance
Lois goes over to visit Ida, but gets unpleasantly surprised by the St. Grotus Day festival. Malcolm fails a music appreciation course, and reluctantly goes to Dewey for help. Reese and Hal secretly watch scary movies while Lois is not around, but it ends up revealing some unexpected secrets about both Reese and Hal.

Episode 19: Motivational Speaker
Reese begins hanging out with a pack of dogs, and in the end, the police catches him doing the most unbelievable thing. Dewey gets in trouble with Lois, after Lois finds out that he is seeing another mom, and Hal accidentally becomes a motivational speaker with his co-workers, but drops it when he motivates a man into taking over his job.

Episode 20: Stilts
After Lois and Hal are reminded of the tight budget they must uphold, Hal discovers one of his boys has been dialing a 900 number. His attempt to explain the error to the hotline's billing department turns awry when he forgets to hang up the phone, incurring a whopping $800 charge. Meanwhile, Reese takes a job at a research clinic that pays him to pop experimental pills, and a reluctant Malcolm takes on a mortifying job at the Lucky Aide as a costumed Uncle Sam on stilts.

Episode 21: Buseys Take A Hostage
When Hal decides to attend his first annual Neighborhood Association meeting with Malcolm, he is strongly encouraged to take on the role of President. Being his dad's right-hand man, Malcolm sees a perfect opportunity to add some excitement to the community, while Hal's agenda is a little bit different. Meanwhile, Francis takes on a new job as a camp activities coordinator and turns to Dewey for his input on some creative new games. While Dewey revels in his afternoon of fun, his fed-up classmates take their teacher, principal and janitor hostage.

Episode 22: Mrs. Tri-County
Unbeknownst to Lois, the boys enter her in the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant as a joke. When they overhear the other contestants remarking that Lois doesn't have a chance of winning, they plot to help their mother take the crown. Meanwhile, Malcolm is blackmailed into delivering love notes to a contestant for Herkabe, and Reese discovers that, according to the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant manual's scientific formula, he is beautiful.

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Episode 1: Burning Man
Malcolm and Reese attempt to hitch their way to the annual Burning Man festival but are caught by Hal and Lois. But after hearing Malcolm's explanation of the festival, Hal borrows his boss's RV and the expedition is turned into a family vacation. While there, Lois and Reese get zoned on the events, Hal tries to keep his distance, and Malcolm becomes attracted to a spiritual healer. Dewey does all the chores.

Episode 2: Health Insurance
Hal finds out that the family has been without health insurance for six months and finds out it can be returned on business day Monday, leaving the weekend without insurance. Hal goes into overdrive to make the house safe and tries to prevent any accidents from happening. Also, at the Lucky Aide, a snitch is in the employees' midst.

Episode 3: Reese vs. Stevie
When Hal catches Dewey smoking, he makes a pact with him that he'll stop drinking coffee if Dewey kicks the habit, but after a few unsuccessful attempts to beat their addictions, they both start sneaking around. Meanwhile, Reese picks a fight with Stevie and their confrontation gets heated

Episode 4: Halloween
Malcolm learns that in the past a brutal murder was committed in their home. Hal gets scared to death and won't sleep. Dewey and Reese take Jamie trick-or-treating, but eventually lose him. Lois is tied up at the Lucky Aide with a shoplifter.

Episode 5: Jessica Stays Over
The neighbor's daughter, Jessica, who's staying with the family for the week, shows Malcolm a thing or two about manipulating Lois. Jessica uses her power to get control of Lois' car, but when Malcolm gets on Lois' good side, he lands in the driver's seat. Meanwhile, Reese decides to ship himself to China to beat up his pen pal.

Episode 6: Secret Boyfriend
When Malcolm gets paired with a dimwitted beauty as his chemistry partner, he thinks it's a recipe for disaster, but when she reveals her feelings for him, sparks fly. They agree to keep their romantic experiment under wraps until Malcolm realizes that she's just embarrassed to be dating him. Meanwhile, Lois demands that Reese get a job, and she kicks him out of the house to prove that she means business.

Episode 7: Blackout
Francis sneaks home, and accidentally allows Jamie to lose a balloon which causes a blackout. In three well-written segments, Malcolm tries to avoid getting caught with three dutch girls, Hal and Reese attempt to cook a rare beef, and Francis tries to sneak out without being seen. In the end, after the power turns back on, it's Dewey who finally gets revenge on everyone by snooping around.

Episode 8: Army Buddy
When Lois finds renewed energy with orthotic inserts for her shoes, Hal fears she will not look to him for support anymore and plots to destroy the inserts. A former female army buddy of Reese's comes to their house for a visit. But she gets defensive when Reese thinks they are way more than just friends and comes intact to the idea of trying to sleep with her.

Episode 9: Malcolm Defends Reese
Lois thinks the new babysitter she found for Jamie is perfect... until she starts driving Lois crazy. Meanwhile, Reese starts getting picked on by the teacher when he and Malcolm are in the same class. However, Malcolm decides to defend him. While Hal drives Dewey crazy trying to help him with his love interest, Gina.

Episode 10: Malcolm's Money
When Hal and Lois receive a check for $10,000 made out to Malcolm, their first instinct is to keep it and buy new pipes for the house or a new boat, until Dewey overhears their plan and wants a piece of the pie. In a weak moment Lois spends the entire chunk of change on a dollhouse, but they feel so guilty they end up paying Malcolm back. Meanwhile, Reese spends all of his free time in a nursing home.

Episode 11: Bride of Ida (1)
Dewey, Lois and Hal go out of town to a piano competition; and without Lois around, Grandma Ida makes Reese get married to Ida's helper, Raduca, but only if he defeats Malcolm in three challenges. When Lois, Dewey and Hal return, they find out that Reese has run with Raduca to Las Vegas to get hitched, much to Ida's dismay.

Episode 12: College Recruiters (2)
Dewey visits a broke and disheveled Francis and just as he talks him into getting a real job, his rocker friend shows up and gives him a cool gig as tour manager of the band. Meanwhile, Malcolm refuses to meet with college recruiters, so Hal takes over and treats each one as a suitor – until Malcolm chooses Harvard, which ruins everything for Hal.

Episode 13: Mono
Lois discovers she has mono after a visit to the doctor. She then ends up giving it to Malcolm after her maternal instincts begin. As a result, both Lois and Malcolm are forced to spend two weeks together in the same room. Hal, meanwhile, is invited to all of his neighbors' parties after they know Lois will not be attending any of them. Dewey makes Jamie his slave.

Episode 14: Hal Grieves
al gets a devastating phone call that his father has died, but because he never knew his father well he doesn't shed a tear. In an attempt to overcompensate with his kids, Hal takes the boys shopping, lets them miss school and offers to buy Malcolm a new car until Lois steps in. Hal's buddy Abe thinks that a phone call from a cast member of Star Trek: The Original Series will cheer him up.

Episode 15: A.A.
Lois and Hal visit Francis to help him celebrate one year of sobriety, but when they attend his A.A. meeting they find out that Lois was the one who drove him to drink. Meanwhile, Dewey finds the spare key to Hal's car, but when Malcolm and Reese refuse to drive him to the arcade, it takes them more than 12 steps to find it.

Episode 16: Lois Strikes Back
Lois decides to get revenge on four popular high school girls who play a mean prank on Reese. As she plans her revenge, Hal builds his own pitching machine in the garage.

Episode 17: Hal's Dentist
Hal's friend Trey tells him to come to his dental office when he loses a tooth during a poker game, but their friendship goes into jeopardy when Hal's faced with a $2,000 bill and causes a fight between them. Reese, meanwhile, teaches Lois how to ride a bike, while Malcolm and Dewey find sleeping as their new favorite pastime after finding a new mattress.

Episode 18: Bomb Shelter
Malcolm joins a local dance class to impress a girl, but when she loses her footing, he realizes that to win the competition he'll need a partner who can step it up. Dick, a rival student in the class who takes dancing a bit too seriously, challenges Malcolm to a dance-off. Meanwhile, Reese and Dewey discover an underground bachelor pad/bomb shelter in the backyard and lock Hal in it.

Episode 19: Stevie in the Hospital
When Stevie goes to the hospital, Malcolm tries making up every excuse he can think of to not go because he can't face the truth about his illness. Meanwhile, back home, Hal gets highly competitive about his new remote control boat, Lois thinks she's going insane, and Reese gets a job.

Episode 20: Cattle Court
Reese meets a cute vegetarian named Carrie when he goes back to work at the meat plant. He goes along with her politics talk at first, but she catches him with a pork chop. So, to get Carrie back, he sets free all the cows at the meat plant. Malcolm, meanwhile, tries to fool Lois in order to attend a rock concert.

Episode 21: Morp
For the senior prom, Reese gets paid to take Janine, a studious girl in class, but only after she gives him a makeover and sends him to finishing school, while Malcolm aligns with the unpopular kids to form an anti-prom they call "Morp." Unfortunately, while Malcolm and his friends protest the official dance, they don't know how to make their "Morp" exciting. Meanwhile, Dewey discovers there aren't any childhood pictures of him, so he concocts an elaborate scavenger hunt to punish Hal and Lois.

Episode 22: Graduation
Malcolm struggles with his speech when he's elected valedictorian of his graduating class at school. However, Lois refuses to listen to any of his complaints and reveals that she wants him to become President of the United States. Meanwhile, Reese does everything he can to get a permanent job as a high school janitor, which includes creating the most disgusting mess ever. In the meantime, Hal has problems with Malcolm's Harvard tuition, while Francis finally gets a real 9-5 job that he actually enjoys. Also returning for the family celebrations is Grandma Ida, as they all say goodbye to Malcolm when he leaves for college...and Lois becomes pregnant again.

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1. The Underneath
Jennifer goes to Melinda's store to sell some belongings that came from her deceased parent's house. Melinda then helps Jennifer with her father who died when she was only a toddler. Someone takes photos of Melinda and they show something suspicious. Melinda finds that she has a hidden connection to Grandview while digging into her family's past.
Aired: 9/28/2007

2. Don't Try This at Home
Melinda helps a group of college girls after one of their friends dies and begins to haunt them. Melinda must get Rachel to believe she is not Bloody Mary.
Aired: 10/5/2007

3. Haunted Hero
Jim's friend Matt returns home with memory loss after serving overseas in his mission at Iraq. The man seems changed to everyone who knows him, including his girlfriend. Melinda finds out that Matt is the only one who survived in his team in Iraq and he doesn't know why. The ghosts of the dead soldiers appear to Melinda and unveil the truth.
Aired: 10/12/2007

4. No Safe Place
An attorney seeks Melinda’s help. Shane tells Melinda that the ghost is of his dead stalker. Melinda soon finds that Shane has not told Melinda the truth about the ghost and confronts him but Shane finds another way to deal with the situation.
Aired: 10/19/2007

5. Weight of What Was
Melinda helps the ghost of a young woman who died while imprisoned by some families who accused her of being a witch. It is discovered she had a young baby while she was imprisoned and is worried about her. Melinda and Professor Payne search town death records and Melinda uncovers a surprising revelation when she finds out there are a bunch of trapped souls under Grandview and Grandview was built on top of another city. Gabriel returns to Grandview.
Aired: 10/26/2007

6. Double Exposure
Melinda and Professor Rick Payne talk with Claudia, a college professor who had a secret relationship with a student named Kevin who died recently in a car accident. His friend Sophie committed suicide, and Melinda must try to help her move on.
Aired: 11/2/2007

7. Unhappy Medium
When a young woman goes missing, the family assumes it is a kidnapping but there is no ransom note. Jim and Melinda discuss the case and Jim reveals the family has contacted a psychic who Melinda believes is just telling the family things they want to hear so he can make money off of them. Melinda talks to the family and discovers something else happened to the missing girl.
Aired: 11/9/2007

8. Bad Blood
Melinda becomes involved with a ghostly pair of lovers who love to pull pranks and are causing torment for a father and his daughter after they move into the house the ghosts inhabit. Melinda discovers the ghosts are responsible for the death of a man who turns out to be one of the ghost's father and his companion is his dead father's wife. The ghosts make Melinda play a game of twenty questions.
Aired: 11/16/2007

9. All Ghosts Lead to Grandview
Melinda and Jim take care of a young girl named Becca who says she can also see ghosts. She says she ran away because no one would believe that she could see ghosts. Melinda finds out that Becca is being haunted by a ghost named Daniel. Becca wants the ghosts to go away, but Melinda convinces Becca to try to help Daniel cross over. Daniel tells Becca he is looking for his parents, but can't find them.
Aired: 11/23/2007

10. Holiday Spirit
Melinda is at the house of a young boy named Riley and as they're hanging Christmas ornaments on the tree, Melinda tries to get him to open up about the strange things that has happened to his father around the house.
Aired: 12/14/2007

11. Slam (a.k.a. Slambook)
Melinda helps Ned at his new high were there are several different hauntings. In the process Melinda finds that she is investigating the intricate world of gossip and romance within the high school before she uncovers the reasons for the hauntings.
Aired: 1/11/2008

12. First Do No Harm
Melinda helps a ghost who blames Jim for his untimely death in an explosion.
Aired: 1/18/2008

13. Home But Not Alone
Strange happenings surround Ned's new girlfriend and her family. Ned enlists Melinda's help, who believes they may be haunted by their deceased father. Melinda gets to the bottom of it and helps keep the family together.
Aired: 4/4/2008

14. The Gravesitter
After graffiti is repeatedly painted on Melinda's shop doors, she seeks out the town blogger convinced he is the one causing the mischief in an attempt to expose her. Melinda is forced to encounter the dark side of Grandview in order to help the latest ghost cross-over.
Aired: 4/11/2008

15. Horror Show
Melinda investigates the haunting of a college student after the student experiences scenes from horror movies that include Chucky and the Japanese version of The Ring. The student was linked to the leader of a "horror club", Toby, who simply wants her to face her fears.
Aired: 4/25/2008

16. Deadbeat Dads
Professor Payne meets Elliot, the brilliant, genius son of one of Payne's old girlfriends.  He finds out the boy is almost 10-years-old and realizes he may be the boy's father, which angers his deceased wife.  However, Melinda realizes Payne's old girlfriend may not be all that she seems.  Melinda and Jim discuss having a baby and Melinda hires a private investigator to look into her father's whereabouts after he left Melinda and her mother.
Aired: 5/2/2008

17. Stranglehold
Melinda follows some clues about her father and is lead to a murder case, her father prosecuted as an A.D.A. in 1979 in which he convicted Paul Eastman in the murder of a 10-year-old boy. Melinda pays a visit to the boy's family and discovers he is a very relentless spirit that can take control of the people in his house. Melinda finds her father alive, but realizes he might be possessed by Paul Eastman.
Aired: 5/9/2008

18. Pater Familias
(Continued from "Stranglehold") A series of bodily possessions finally leads Melinda to the answers for the questions she's always had - why her father left her all these years and why he decided to come back now. Also, Melinda learns a shocking truth from her mother about who her father really is.
Aired: 5/16/2008

Source: tv.com and wikipeida

Due to the writer's strike, season 3 only contains 18 episodes instead of 22.