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If he wasn't picked on he'd have no material.

Everybody Hates Chris is a comedy series that premiered September 22, 2005.

The Show Summary:
Motivated by his childhood experiences, Emmy Award-winner/actor/comedian Chris Rock, narrates this very hilarious & touching story of a teenager growing up as the oldest of three children in Brooklyn, New York during the early 1980s. Uprooted to a neighborhood and bused into a primarily white middle school two hours away by his strict, hard-working parents, Chris  struggles to find his place, all while keeping his younger brother & sister in line at home and surmounting the tests of junior high school. This dependable, resilient teen brings a unique, comedic spin to his everyday trials & upsets in UPN's new single-camera comedy, "Everybody Hates Chris." The year that Chris turned 13 was 1982. Filled with dreams that being a teenager would be really cool, Chris' entry into adolescence is turning out to be less pleasant. Moved from the projects to the tough "Bed-Stuy" neighborhood of Brooklyn, Chris is still stuck in his big brother role. As the family's "emergency adult," he's accountable for taking care of his younger brother Drew, and his younger sister Tonya while his parents are working; Drew, although younger, is taller and more confident than Chris, while Tonya is the baby of the family, who gets all of the attention from his parents.

The Stars:

Tyler James Williams	Chris Rock As the young Chris Rock in the hit comedy series Everybody Hates Chris, he struggles to watch out for his siblings as he deals with the challenges of being a black teenager. This 14 year old teen is the eldest among three siblings which often lands him the responsibility of being the babysitter. The dependency of his parents towards him makes him more independent and strong willed which prepares him to face the discriminating world. Relatively shorter than his younger brother Drew, he develops a hint of inferiority complex as his brother gets popular with the girls.
Tichina Arnold	Rochelle Rock As Rochelle, the mother of Chris Rock, she can be very aggressive and demanding. She exudes a tyrannical household but holds the best interest of her family at heart. Usually a socialite wannabe, she struggles to have a trendy-sophisticated lifestyle while she manages her family's budget.
Terry Crews	Julius Rock For Julius, Chris Rock's father, family life is expected to be tight on the belt. Although affectionate and responsible, he makes things more complicated as he constantly questions the practicality of things like groceries and food. Entertainingly funny, he gives the show a nudge to a hilariously comical level.
Tequan Richmond	Drew Rock As Chris Rock's younger brother, Drew appears to be more confident, secured and strong. His popularity with the ladies makes him even more charming, but puts a little strain with his relationship with Chris.
Imani Hakim	Tonya Rock Tonya Rock can definitely be a pain in the neck. Don't be fooled by her cute and innocent persona, she can be irritating especially with Chris. Tantrums and outburst must be part of her everyday routine which makes the plot intriguing and interesting.
Vincent Martella	Greg Making things worst for Chris Rock is just one of the things Greg is known for. Although smart and dependable, Greg attracts bullies like magnet due to his frail figure and geeky persona. But despite this misfortune, he continues to be a good and loyal best friend to Chris.

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Episode 1: Pilot
Michael gets himself imprisoned in Fox River State Penitentiary as part of an elaborate plan to break out his brother, Lincoln, who is facing execution for a crime he did not commit. Michael meets him roommate Surcre, who gives him a tour of the prison. Michael manages to join Prison Industries, run by Abruzzi, and meets Sara, whom he tries to charm. Fox River's warden, Henry Pope asks Michael if he can finish making a model of the Taj Mahal for his anniversary with his wife. Michael reunites with Lincoln, and reveals his mysterious body tattoo is the blueprint to Fox River, on which Michael will base his escape plans.

Episode 2: Allen
A race riot starts brewing amongst the black and white prisoners of Fox River. Michael attempts to stay neutral, but finds that impossible. Michael obtains an Allen bolt, and uses it to unscrew his cell's toilet. When the riot does break out, T-Bag thinks that Michael killed one of his friends. C-Note gives Michael medication so that he can see Sara on a regular basis. At the end of the episode, Michael is ambushed by Abruzzi and tortured for information on an informant. Meanwhile, Veronica sees evidence that seems to prove that Lincoln really did murder Terrence Steadman.

Episode 3: Cell Test
Michael tests whether his cellmate Sucre can keep the escape plan a secret. Sucre passes Michael's test, but wants nothing to do with the escape plan. T-Bag wants revenge on Michael for supposedly betraying the white inmates, and Abruzzi tries to get Fibonacci's location from Michael by assisting instead of assaulting him. Veronica is contacted by a woman who claims to have information about Steadman's murder, but the woman is murdered by Agent Kellerman on orders of Caroline Reynolds.

Episode 4: Cute Poison
Michael's new roommate, Haywire, starts to unravel the secret behind Michael's tattoos. When Sucre discovers that his cousin Hector is making a move on his fiancee, he decides he wants in on the escape. Michael manages to get Sucre back as his roommate, and they both, along with John Abruzzi start corroding the pipes behind Michael's cell. In the meantime, Veronica Donovan meets Nick Savrinn, who tells her that he will assist her in her investigation. Agent Kellerman learns of Michael's placement at Fox River and arranges a transfer to a different prison for the following day.

Episode 5: English, Fitz or Percy
Kellerman and Hale blackmail Warden Pope. Michael finds out he might get out of Fox River earlier than anticipated.  Veronica becomes uncertain of her allies.

Episode 6: Riots, Drills and the Devil Part 1
Michael creates a problem with the air conditioning to buy more time out of his cell, but it puts Sara---and his whole plan---in jeopardy; Kellerman gets help on the inside to deal with Lincoln

Episode 7: Riots, Drills and the Devil Part 2
Michael puts the escape plan at risk to rescue Sara from the rowdy prisoners in sick-bay, leaving Sucre and Abruzzi to continue the digging, while T-Bag joins the escape team. Lincoln must fight off an assassination attempt. Veronica and Nick follow a lead to Washington D.C..

Episode 8: The Old Head
Michael finds out a storeroom fundamental to his escape plans has been converted into a break room. Veronica and Nick are being threatened, so they go to Nick's place which is off the radar of the Secret Service.

Episode 9: Tweener
Abruzzi's demotion in the prison hierachy puts the entire escape plan at risk. Michael finds himself in the uneviable position of trying to protect T-Bag's new "fish" and facing the threat of T-Bag exposing the plan to the guards. The inmates dig themselves into a hole.

Episode 10: Sleight of Hand
Abruzzi struggles to get his crew back to PI. He tries to convince Michael to reveal Fibonacci's whereabouts to Falzone. Agents Kellerman and Hale receive some professional help for their search, as the Vice President isn't satisfied about their progress so far. An inmate becomes suspicious of the escapees' work in the break room.  Steadman's money trail leads Veronica and Nick to a surprising discovery.

Episode 11: And Then There Were 7
Michael gets a visit from his wife, much to everyone's surprise. She brings him what appears to be a credit card, but is in fact something entirely different. Bellick does some research after seeing Michael's wife, whom he thinks looks familiar. Michael learns that his watch has been stolen by a guard, and he must enlist the help of an inmate in order to get it back. In the woods, Veronica, LJ and Nick are threatened by Quinn, who is determined to find out who else knows about the conspiracy.

Episode 12: Odd Man Out
After learning all the escapees can't make it over the prison wall, the group decides to get rid of T-Bag. T-Bag has a plan of his own that doesn't involve him staying inside. His "insurance", however, is too obvious for Abruzzi, who takes action to undermine it. Sucre gets some news from Maricruz.

Episode 13: End of the Tunnel
On the eve of Lincoln's execution, Michael has to break him out of solitary to make the escape; Veronica goes public with what she knows; and Kellerman shows no boundaries in protecting the conspiracy.

Episode 14: The Rat
The night before Linc's scheduled execution, Michael's escape plan fails, and the would-be escapees must get back to their cells without being caught. It won't be easy. Nor will it be easy for Dr. Sara to persuade her father, Gov. “Frontier Justice Frank” Tancredi (John Heard), to grant clemency. But Veronica and Nick have a legal card left to play---and Michael has one more trick up his sleeve---to keep Linc out of the electric chair.

Episode 15: By the Skin and the Teeth
As Lincoln is about to be executed, he sees his father in the viewing room. A phone call from Judge Kessler delays the execution. After reviewing the newly surfaced evidence, the judge orders the exhumation of Steadman's body. Michael creates a new, more dangerous, break-out plan, involving going through the prison yard. An accident puts Michael's new plan in danger.

Episode 16: Brother's Keeper
A flashback episode reveals details about the crime that landed Linc on death row, explains Michael's motives for helping his brother, and looks at reasons why other characters wound up at Fox River. For Sara, the road began in a hospital's drug dispensary. Sucre needed a wedding ring for Maricruz (Camille Guaty). C-Note got a taste of military injustice. And T-Bag found love---for a while.

Episode 17: J-Cat
The work crew in the guardroom is being stymied by a new crew member---Tweener---and new carpeting, and that means the hole in the floor has to be fixed fast. Meanwhile, Sara tells Pope what she found on Michael's burned back; Brinker tells Kellerman the identity of the man who dropped off the evidence in the judge's chambers; and Linc gets a new execution date.

Episode 18: Bluff
In the psych ward, Michael must keep Haywire off his meds so he'll be able to replace the missing part of Michael's tattoo. Elsewhere, T-Bag and C-Note team up uneasily to raise money to keep Michael and Sucre's cell in friendly hands; LJ's charged with killing his mother and stepfather as well as attempting to kill Kellerman, who's told by Brinker to lay off Linc, which displeases the vice president. And Nick runs into a man in a trench coat

Episode 19: The Key
Kellerman is the first to arrive at the scene of Linc's accident, followed almost immediately by a Good Samaritan. This does not please Westmoreland. Back at Fox River, Tweener's situation with his cellmate is growing desperate; Abruzzi returns a new man, but T-Bag has an old score to settle; and Michael has figured out a new escape route, but needs an infirmary key to make it work.

Episode 20: Tonight
Westmoreland wants Michael to speed up the planned escape, and Bellick gets one step closer to unraveling it. Michael has to decide whether to involve Sara in the breakout plan. Tweener's devotion is put to a test. Veronica finds out that her ally has a connection to an inmate serving time at Fox River.

Episode 21: Go
Michael, shank in hand, confronts Pope in his office as the escape plan begins to unfold. And while Bellick remains bound and gagged, his truck is found in the parking lot. In Chicago, meanwhile, Nick tells Veronica about his double life while Sara struggles with her decision about whether to help Michael.

Episode 22: Flight
As the escape is in progress, Warden Pope and Captain Bellick begin a search to detain the escapees. Michael and company struggle to reach the airfield as the police is hot on their heels. Veronica discovers a major piece of evidence that could prove Lincoln's innocence. The Vice President is worried about losing her authority.

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Episode 1: Manhunt
Eight hours have passed since the escape. Michael, Lincoln, Sucre, C-Note and Abruzzi continue to evade their pursuers. Bellick is forced to relinquish command of the search party to FBI Special Agent Alexander Mahone whose ingenious approach makes Michael's life as a fugitive harder. As a result from her overdose, Dr. Tancredi is in critical condition. A short-handed T-Bag faces the ultimate challenge.

Episode 2: Otis
Michael and Lincoln part ways with Sucre, C-Note and Abruzzi, and try to rescue L.J. from a prison sentence. Agent Mahone manages to thwart their plan, and Lincoln is shot in the leg while L.J. is sent to a detention center in Arizona. Bellick and Warden Pope face tribunal for their roles in the breakout; Pope is suspended and Bellick is discharged for unlawful dealing with prison convicts. Tweener is offered a ride by a college student driving to Utah, and T-Bag's left hand is reattached.

Episode 3: Scan
Michael and a wounded Lincoln try to outmaneuver Mahone, who is hot on their trail. Sara gets a surprise visit to her bedside. Following his termination, Bellick recruits a resolute partner to aid in his quest to get the escapees behind bars. Sucre and C-Note head out for their family reunions-regardless of being observed by the authorities.

Episode 4: First Down
Bellick sets out to find the money stolen by Westmoreland during the 1971 skyjacking. Kellerman targets Sara, who receives a long-awaited phone call. T-Bag gets a ride from an unsuspecting family. Abruzzi resumes the search for Fibonacci to settle the scores once and for all.

Episode 5: Map 1213
Mahone takes an interest in the five million dollars hidden by D.B. Cooper, information on which he discovers in Michael's hard drive. After having escaped from Bellick and Geary, Michael and Lincoln race to locate Westmoreland's ranch. The brothers encounter Tweener, who tells them that T-Bag has the map locating the money. T-Bag memorizes the map and eats it, and agrees to take Michael and Lincoln to the ranch in exchange for a share of the money. When they arrive at the designated location, they find that a subdivision has been built where the silo once was. Sucre is determined to stop Maricruz's wedding in Las Vegas, while Kellerman continues to befriend Sara.

Episode 6: Subdivision
Michael, Lincoln, T-Bag and Tweener search for Westmoreland's money and are unexpectedly joined by Sucre and C-Note. The group locates the house which was built on the silo, and convince the owner that they are sent by an electric company to conduct repairs. Mahone arrives in Utah and captures Tweener, while Haywire surfaces in Wisconsin. Governor Tancredi sees Kellerman at the United States Capitol, and warns Sara not to see him anymore. Sara rejects her father's demand and meets Kellerman at the supermarket.

Episode 7: Buried
Lincoln leaves Michael in order to go search for L.J. in Arizona. Michael, C-Note, and T-Bag succeed in locating Westmoreland's money, however Sucre comes and threatens to kill them if they leave. Mahone confesses to Tweener that he murdered Oscar Shales, and proceeds to kill him. Sara is informed that her father's nomination for Vice President was dropped by President Caroline Reynolds, and finds him dead by hanging. Haywire plans to build a raft and live in a windmill in Holland.

Episode 8: Dead Fall
The fugitives again split up as they scurry out of Tooele, but only one has the money. Later, Bellick and Geary arrive and question Jeanette Owens (Diana Scarwid). In Arizona, Linc watches (from a discreet distance) as LJ is freed from lockup. And in Chicago, a Reynolds thug barges in on Sara, while Mahone must answer for the deaths of Abruzzi and Tweener.

Episode 9: Unearthed
Sara deciphers Michael's coded message to meet him, and is followed by Kellerman and Mahone. T-Bag locks Westmoreland's money in a storage locker, and tries to find his ex-girlfriend Susan. He finds her house empty, but is ambushed by Bellick and Geary, who threaten to remove the stitching from his left hand if he does not reveal the location of the money. Michael discovers that Mahone had secretly killed Shales, and calls him to reveal what he knows. C-Note finds his family, and Lincoln and L.J. are arrested by the police.

Episode 10: Rendezvous
Bellick and Geary find Westmoreland's money, but Geary knocks Bellick unconscious and takes everything. Michael and Sara rendezvous, but Mahone arrives and disrupts their meeting. After they escape, Sara tries to leave, but is confronted by Kellerman. Lincoln and L.J. are rescued from the police by Lincoln's father Aldo. Aldo tells Lincoln that he can exonerate him with the evidence he has gathered, while an agent from The Company is ordered to kill them.

Episode 11: Bolshoi Booze
Michael tries to outsmart a coyote to secure a getaway plane, however his plan backfires. Sucre arrives and saves Micheal, and they let the coyote and his men leave. Aldo and Lincoln head to Bolshoi Booze to meet Michael, while L.J. leaves for safety with one of Aldo's crew. T-Bag escapes from Susan's house by severing his hand. He then kills Geary and takes the money with him when he leaves. Kellerman tortures Sara as Mahone figures out the location of Bolshoi Booze.

Episode 12: Disconnect
With Mahone on their trail, Michael, Lincoln, their father, and Sucre make a run for the getaway plane. Michael's reunion with his father sheds light on his difficult childhood. The women in Bellick and Kellerman's lives coerce their men to confess their sins. A medical emergency forces C-Note to risk it all.

Episode 13: The Killing Box
Bellick is anything but happy about his sudden homecoming-to Fox River. Elsewhere, Michael and Lincoln might face a homecoming of their own. Mahone and Kellerman use everything they have to make certain that Michael and Lincoln do not get through their road trip alive. Sucre's getaway plane encounters some difficulties. T-Bag closes in on Mrs. Hollander.

Episode 14: John Doe
Bellick gets a taste of the medicine he gave out when he was the captain at Fox River. Agent Mahone's ex-wife makes another appearance, as Mahone is forced to make a difficult decision. Kellerman reveals his motivation for aiding the escape. T-Bag rekindles an old romance.

Episode 15: The Message
Michael, Lincoln and Kellerman take the airwaves hostage as they attempt to evade the authorities and get a message to a missing Sara; Bellick gets a surprise visit in Fox River’s infirmary; Haywire resurfaces and lands in more trouble; Sucre takes his good Samaritan for a ride

Episode 16: Chicago
Another fugitive goes down, but first, Michael, Linc, Kellerman and Sara board a Chicago-bound train in Evansville, Ind., and Bellick has a most welcome visitor at Fox River. Meanwhile, T-Bag makes sure that the Hollanders keep up appearances.

Episode 17: Bad Blood
Michael and Sara realize that Warden Pope is the key to recovering information that will bring down The Company; Mahone corners another escapee; C-Note fears for his daughters life; Sucre learns the dangers of hitchhiking en route to reuniting with Maricruz; and T-Bag walks down memory lane when he takes the Hollander family to his childhood home.

Episode 18: Wash
Michael and Linc hear the tape on the memory stick that was in Gov. Tancredi's humidor. It could exonerate Linc, but getting the information is only half the battle. Now they must get it out. In Mexico, meanwhile, Sucre and Maricruz (Camille Guaty) find refuge with his aunt. In Birmingham, T-Bag visits a psychologist. And back in Chicago, C-Note begins to hold up his end of the bargain with Mahone, while Kellerman tends to personal business with the president. LJ: Marshall Allman.

Episode 19: Sweet Caroline
In Chicago, Michael has an encounter with President Reynolds (Patricia Wettig), and Sara has one with Mahone while C-Note performs his part of the bargain with Mahone. At the Mexico City airport, Bellick spots T-Bag while on his way to track down Sucre

Episode 20: Panama
Sara sacrifices herself for the safety of Michael so the brothers can get on with their final plan to attain freedom, but their plan gets 'shipwrecked'. Meanwhile, Bellick blackmails Sucre to partner up as T-Bag's streak of murder continues to the south of the border.

Episode 21: Fin Del Camino
The day has finally come for Sara's trial. Michael is determined to stop T-Bag's reign of terror. Bellick is money hungry and will do whatever it takes to hunt down T-Bag. Kellerman decides his fate while Lincoln and Mahone square off.

Episode 22: Sona
Michael tries to save his brother and himself from the unstoppable Mahone. Kellerman's testimony at Sara's trial proves different from what was expected. Sucre puts everything on the line to save Maricruz. Just like old times, T-Bag and Bellick are at it again.

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Episode 1: Orientación
Now locked up in a Panamanian prison known as Sona, Michael, T-Bag, Bellick, and Mahone try to find a way out. Much to their devastation, they soon find out that the prison has been abandoned by the authorities because of the immense threat from the vile inmates. Michael searches for an inmate named Whistler in the prison sewers. As Lincoln is puzzled by Sara's sudden disappearance, he learns that LJ has gotten into some trouble.

Episode 2: Fire/Water
After Michael gets bad news from Linc, he sets out to find a prisoner named Whistler (Chris Vance), who holds the key to his freedom. That's easier said than done: Whistler is hiding in Sona because there's a price on his head, and Lechero (Robert Wisdom) is not about to help Michael find him. In addition, both Mahone and Bellick want to get to Whistler too. Meanwhile, T-Bag won't allow a little humiliation stop him from insinuating himself into Lechero's good graces.

Episode 3: Call Waiting
Someone slides an envelope containing a photo of Sara and LJ under the door of Linc's hotel room. It might contain clues to their whereabouts. The Company Operative (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe) in Panama City might help, too, but Linc must persuade her it's in her best interest to do so. And at Sona, Michael gets to know Whistler (Chris Vance); Lechero begins to lose confidence in his ability to shape events; and Mahone, who is in increasing need of his medications, meets the lawyer who'll defend him.

Episode 4: Good Fences
After failing to rescue LJ and Sara, Linc receives an ominous warning from the Company; Michael plans an electrifying escape from Sona; a face from the past haunts Mahone; T-Bag crawls up the ladder while Bellick lands in hot water with Lechero.

Episode 5: Interference
A new inmate enters Sona unnerving Whistler and raising Michael's suspicions; Lincoln plans an ocean getaway with Sofia as Susan moves up the escape timetable; T-Bag tempts his fate with his latest attraction; and Sucre attempts to get goods into Sona.

Episode 6: Photo Finish
Michael threatens to cancel the escape plan unless he sees proof that Sara is still alive. Whistler is accused of murdering an inmate and it is up to Michael to prove his innocence and save his life. Lincoln and Sofia help in monitoring the morning guards. Mahone may have another way to get out of Sona.

Episode 7: Vamonos
As Linc, Sofia and Sucre arrive at the rendezvous point, each with a personal agenda, Michael uses his grief and anger as a cover for the escape plan. Meanwhile, Lang and Sullins transport Mahone to Panama City for his court date, at which they tell him that he'll have to disclose everything he knows about the Company.

Episode 8: Bang & Burn
The Company has given Linc four days to get Whistler out of Sona, but Susan B. decides to act on her own, bypassing Michael, who finds a new ally in Sona. Meanwhile, Lechero faces a challenge from Sammy; Linc and Sucre try again to rescue LJ; Sofia learns some new things about Whistler; and Mahone, still strung out, testifies.

Episode 9: Boxed In
Michael finds himself in solitary confinement and must talk his way out. His interlocutor: Sona's new commanding officer. Meanwhile, Susan B. finds a way to keep Linc motivated; Lang has a parting gift for Mahone; Sucre makes another delivery to Sona and Susan B. makes him an offer; T-Bag makes Whistler an offer and Sofia confronts him; Bellick's refusal to mop up a mess puts him in a very messy situation; and a mysterious American woman travels to Panama to see Michael.

Episode 10: Dirt Nap
Michael heads back to shore up the escape tunnel, and T-Bag enlists Bellick to display his gladiatorial skills once again as the battle between Lechero and Sammy for control of Sona comes to a head. Meanwhile, in Panama City, Linc does a computer search on "Gary Miller," and Sucre has two meetings with Susan B.

Episode 11: Under & Out
Michael begins a new effort to tunnel out of Sona, joined by Lechero, Whistler, Mahone, Bellick and T-Bag. They are a team in name only. Then the weather causes a change in plans, requiring some last-minute assistance from Linc and Sucre. In Panama City, Susan B. threatens Sucre with the worst thing he can imagine. She also wants to see Sofia.

Episode 12: Hell or High Water
The escape attempt succeeds for some, if not all, of the escapees, and those who make it receive assistance on the outside from an unlikely source. But one escapee inadvertently leaves something behind.

Episode 13: The Art of the Deal
Michael and Linc make their way to Panama City and their date with Susan B., but Whistler isn't with them. Meanwhile, Mahone waits for an appointment at a Panama City cantina; and McGrady and his father run into a roadblock on their way out of the country. Back at Sona, Sucre pays the price for the escape, while T-Bag comes to Lechero's aid and also takes stock of the new landscape behind the walls.

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Episode 1: Scylla
Michael uncovers unbelievable news in Los Angeles when he seeks revenge against Whistler and Gretchen for Sara’s death. Michael and Lincoln are reunited with the gang and receive an offer from a Homeland Security Agent they cannot refuse. Mahone suffers a devastating loss, and T-Bag is deserted during his flight to freedom.

Episode 2: Breaking and Entering
Michael, Lincoln, Sara and the team work with Roland, a new team meber, to get a copy of the data card. Meanwhile, Wyatt continues his mission to track down the brothers while T-Bag makes his way north using the bird book as his guide.

Episode 3: Shut Down
Michael and the team have one day to find the next cardholder or they risk going back to prison. Mahone seeks revenge on Wyatt who is attempting to extract info on Sara’s whereabouts, while T-Bag finds the gateway to his new identity and future.

Episode 4: Eagles and Angels
Michael, Lincoln and Sucre must crash a police benefit to obtain the next card key. Reeling from another death, Sarah falls back into an old habit. T-Bag arouses suspicion and runs into some old “friends” his first day on the job.

Episode 5: Safe and Sound
Michael and Lincoln make their way to the Treasury Department in search of the next key card holder; an awkward alliance formed by T-Bag at his new job arouses the suspicions of Sucre and Bellick; Wyatt uses his magic touch on Gretchen.

Episode 6: Blow Out
After successfully transcribing the fourth card at an L.A. racetrack, Mahone is arrested---with the transcribing device on him---for being in a restricted area (and for punching a cop). Meanwhile, the Company hones in on Don Self; T-Bag's boss at GATE finds more "irregularities" in his sales reports; and Gretchen surfaces at her sister's tidy suburban home.

Episode 7: Five the Hard Way
Lincoln takes members of the team to Las Vegas where Sucre gets an indecent proposal. Sarah learns about Michael’s condition, and Roland pushes his luck too far. Gretchen teams up with T-Bag who makes an offer to Michael he cannot refuse.  Meanwhile, the secrets in Whistler’s bird book are finally revealed.

Episode 8: The Price
While Pad Man lays out the Company's next gambit to his underlings, Lincoln reaches into his past for a way to gain access to the final card, which is in Pad Man's possession, and Michael and Self have a meeting with their colleague-to-be: Gretchen. Meanwhile, Roland seethes at the treatment he has gotten from the gang since he lost the transcribing device in Las Vegas.

Episode 9: Greatness Achieved
While Michael, Linc, Bellick and Sucre navigate the GATE basement looking for a way to break into Company headquarters, a police detective upstairs questions T-Bag about Andrew Blauner's disappearance. Meanwhile, Gretchen has a meeting with Pad Man; Wyatt has a proposal for Sara (which Self records) and Mahone waits for his turn with the Company hit man.

Episode 10: The Legend
When Michael's condition begins to worsen, Sara has no choice but to take him to the emergency room. Later, Sara receives a shocking call about Michael's ailment. Meanwhile, Sucre and Lincoln find themselves in explosive territory; Agent Self makes a surprising ally; and Mahone is able to track down vital information about Scylla.

Episode 11: Quiet Riot
Michael and the team find themselves in a race against time, but Michael's deteriorating condition forces Sucre to take the lead in the break-in. Meanwhile, Gretchen tries to get the last key card from the General, and T-Bag is faced with a decision that could take him away from his criminal life for good.

Episode 12: Selfless
As the search for Scylla comes to a surprising end, Sarah takes a hostage, T-Bag and Gretchen have their last stand at Gate, and Michael and Lincoln are betrayed by one of their own as they finally get to go face-to-face with the General.

Episode 13: Deal or No Deal
As Michael, Linc, Sara, Sucre and Mahone regroup, Gen. Krantz reasserts his control of the Company in no uncertain terms as he scrambles to regain Scylla. Later, T-Bag gets a new partner in crime, and Michael and Linc have a critical meeting with Sen. Conrad Dallow (David Clennon).

Episode 14: Just Business
While the gang continues to match wits and blows with Self and Gretchen for control of Scylla (and with the Company in hot pursuit), Mahone enlists the aid of former FBI colleagues Lang and Wheeler (Barbara Eve Harris, Jason Davis). Meanwhile, Sara raises the dosage of the drug she's giving Michael to counter the effects of his brain tumor, and T-Bag continues to hold Gretchen's daughter and sister prisoner. But T-Bag tells Gretchen's sister: "I'm as much a prisoner as you."

Episode 15: Going Under
Following Linc's deal with the devil, Michael has his brain operation. Linc also extracts information from T-Bag, with whom he was recently reunited. Meanwhile, Wheeler and Lang transport Mahone to prison; and as Self and Gretchen await their prospective customer, Gretchen gets a phone call from her sister that's both reassuring and troubling. During surgery, Michael (who's conscious) gets unlikely help in unraveling the mystery of Scylla. Westmoreland: Muse Watson.

Episode 16: The Sunshire State
While Linc and his new colleagues are in hot pursuit of Scylla in Miami, Michael is at a remote mountain cabin in California, where he learns something new about the Company. He's also guided through childhood memories by a Company psychiatrist (John Getz). Meanwhile, Sara is waiting for news of Michael in a luxury hotel, and she's not enjoying the luxury. Christina: Kathleen Quinlan.

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Episode 1: Pilot
Charlie's life gets a little more complicated when his brother, Alan, and son, Jake, move in with him after his wife confesses her lesbian lifestyle and throws him out of the house. Alan later leaves after finding his son playing poker and moves in with his mother, Evelyn. Charlie realizes how lonely it is without them and invites them back.

Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie finds it hard to enforce the rules Alan has set out for his son. After Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, Charlie gets very upset. Jake tries to get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores and errands for Judith, trying to get them back together. After one of his tasks, she kisses him, leading him to believe that things will be back to normal.

Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
After a trip to Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to Judith's house so she can take care of him. Alan gets saddened over this because he is losing his wife and son. Charlie takes him to a bar, and after drinking, they end up at their mother's house trying to tell her what they think of her, but not successful in the process.

Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
Berta, the housekeeper, quits after experiencing Alan's demanding ways. Alan decides he could be the housekeeper, but does not work. Alan decides to hunt her down and bring her back, leaving Charlie to get ready for dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to date other guys, both tasks become harder than expected.

Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
After a trip to Las Vegas Charlie decides to go to Jake's soccer game like he promised. There, he meets a soccer mom and they hit it off. Alan goes to a meeting with some soccer moms about creating a newsletter, but does not realize they have other plans for the night.

Episode 6: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Charlie gets in over his head after he tells Jake to avoid certain calls he doesn't want which creates a dinner plan for Charlie and his mother. When Charlie meets her new boyfriend's daughter, he realizes it is one of the people he is trying to avoid.

Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of Charlie's, which is the start a string of harmless events that become larger and more disastrous with each action. This is not unlike the famous chaos theory's Butterfly Effect, asking if the flap of a butterfly's wing in Brazil, could set off a tornado in Texas.

Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's classroom musical, Charlie is flattered to find out that the kids know all the words to his jingles. Alan is blind-sided with divorce papers from Judith, causing strife which results in Charlie, who refuses to deal with the pre-pubers without a snootful, having to produce the play on his own. Jake is crushed when he realizes that a reconciliation between his parents may never happen.

Episode 9: Phase One, Complete
Jake befriends one of Charlie's one-night stands, which Charlie does not like as it furthers the relationship that Charlie does not want to continue.

Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various members of his household to even come to a traditional turkey dinner. Not only are the usual feuds in evidence (leading to a turkey-carving right out of "Psycho") but Judith's parents are actually sympathetic to Alan and hostile to their own daughter for her "fling" with lesbianism.

Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think he's as cool as Judith, prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.

Episode 12: Camel Filters + Pheromones
Berta becomes forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work for a day. The boys like this because they get very preoccupied with her.

Episode 13:  Sara Like Puny Alan
Charlie gets a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister and needs to take Alan along. The trouble is, Alan got sick from Jake so Charlie takes him to a steam room to heal him. It works for Alan, but Charlie becomes ill, but won't cancel the date at any cost.

Episode 14:  I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie's accountant Stan tries to explain Charlie's financial problems to him and Alan decides to help him cut back or Charlie has to ask Evelyn for some money.

Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Franky against Alan's constant arguments about the woman.

Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why both her and her daughter are on the run, and Frankie's daughter gets a crush on Jake.

Episode 17: Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

Episode 18: An Old Flame With a New Wick
Chris O'Donnell plays one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, who is now a man. It gets better: He starts dating Evelyn (Holland Taylor), who's clueless about his past history with her son.

Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's devious siren sister (Teri Hatcher) stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
The harper brothers can't get Jake to say what's bothering him so much, he just keeps playing the same guitar tune over and over again. They end up taking Judith's advice and making an appointment for him with Dr. Linda Freeman, who Charlie now finds out also treated Alan when he was traumatized by being Evelyn's son. This overpriced professional sees the whole family and admits she finds nothing either. Yet next morning Jake is gallivanting happily again- Berta claims it was a more prosaic problem.

Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing
After Charlie is given a witness interview by Alan's expensive, power-hungry divorce lawyer, Laura, she sets her sights on him, but warns him that it must be kept a secret, giving him strict ground rules to follow. Unaware of what is going on, Alan is feeling somewhat confident about the possibility of a fair custody/settlement agreement, despite Judith's concerns about Jake living at Uncle Charlie's house on weekends. When Charlie brings home Laura's paralegal to play, and Laura catches them together, Charlie finds her reaction to the situation unacceptable. Alan in dumbfounded when his lawyer tanks his case.

Episode 22: My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure. Dr. Linda Freeman: Jane Lynch. Darlene: Amanda Swisten. Annette: Jamie Day.

Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo
Jake repeats something Charlie says to Judith. Then Judith refuses to let Alan take Jake for the weekend. Alan tries to talk to Judith, but encounters resistance from Judith and her friends. It's up to Charlie to set things right.

Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger?
Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to have a vasectomy. But when the doctor performing the procedure keeps getting calls from his wife -- who's about to give birth -- Charlie starts to think about what fatherhood might entail and likes the idea, provided he still has his vital organs intact (in more ways than one).

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Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan finds out that Charlie is part of an exclusive men's group and begs his brother to be a part of it. The group contains Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, Harry Dean Stanton, and Bobby Cooper.

Episode 2:  Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Alan gets upset when he finds out Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician. Charlie points out, however, if she does marry him that Alan's alimony payments will end.

Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea
Jake is on the verge of getting suspended from school when he gives his teacher Miss Pyle the finger. Charlie tries to save Jake from the suspension by dating her, but fails several times.

Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
Jake loves his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, and won't stop talking about him, which bugs Alan. Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to impress a Saudi prince, so she can sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, his mother's bra is found in the backseat. After he finds out why it is there, he trades it in.

Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic
Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisses him, and he finds it disarming. Rose gets Charlie to see that his new lady-friend, Sherry, is in his head because she is just like him; a self-centered, manipulative, narcissist. Charlie debates breaking it off. Alan and Jake fiercely battle wills over Jake doing his homework.

Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies ever shoplifting a toy as a child and fears that he he might have a dark side to him. Charlie admits that he planted it so he wouldn't get in trouble from their mom.

Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to help set up and cater a party that their mother had talked them into throwing her.

Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.

Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor
Charlie leaves a date he can't stand and ends up at a coffee shop where he runs into his ex-girlfriend, Lisa. She has broken up with her husband and left with a child. He tries to convince her that he's okay with her having a child. Jake tries to reason with his father why he isn't doing too well in school.

Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. Meanwhile, Alan finds out more about Rose when he spends more time with her.

Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.

Episode 12:  A Lungful of Alan
Alan gets jealous when an old classmate who grew up to be a beautiful woman seems more interested in dating Charlie then himself.

Episode 13: Get Off My Hair
Judith's house (actually Alan's of course) gets damaged during an earthquake and needs a place to stay. Alan offers Charlie's house without his permission. Charlie agrees, although not happy at first. Alan gets jealous when she goes on a date and has Charlie find him one to show her he can date just like anyone else.

Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
After insulting the way Alan raises Jake, Alan and Charlie throw Evelyn out of the house. After ignoring her numerous phone calls, she feigns an emergency at the hospital which Aland and Charlie believe at first, until they catch her bluff.

Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
Alan gets worried about a minor medical procedure he is going to face, so Charlie decides to take him to Vegas to get his mind off it.

Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
When Judith decides to take a vacation, Alan has to take care of Jake during the week and finds it more taxing than he imagined. When his IRS audit forces Charlie to take care of Jake, Charlie doesn't fare much better.

Episode 17:  Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital, where he keeps hitting on his doctor, unaware he's dated her before; Berta is fed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly

Episode 18:  It Was Mame, Mom
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric and he takes Alan pretending they are life partners. While there, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to get with her without Eric knowing.

Episode 19: A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.

Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose buts in the middle to try and help them out.

Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.

Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car if he goes on a double date with her, her new boyfriend and his daughter. Alan finds out that his mother and her boyfriend can't make it, leaving the two of them alone, when Alan finds out she has a few loose screws and she ends up stealing his new car, and ending up on a televised high-speed car chase.

Episode 23:  Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
After learning that Jake spent his whole Spring Break at his other grandparents, Evelyn pressures Alan to have Jack spend more time with her. Alan is worried she will screw him up, like she did to him and Charlie. He agrees, though, and drops him off at her house. Alan meets a sexy woman at Charlie's favorite bar, which easily gets his mind off his son's bad time.

Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?
Jake must read what he did over the weekend as an essay to the class. The weekend consists of Charlie unknowingly sleeping with an elderly man's trophy wife over the weekend.

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Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Charlie wants to call the cable guy as the cable is playing up but Alan decides he can fix it and goes on the roof, after fixing it Alan falls off the roof and hurts himself, Alan needs someone to watch Jake, and Charlie offers until it interferes with his social life which is what happened at the game store, Evelyn comes round to introduce a girl to Alan only to find Alan with his pants around his ankles.

Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter. and Alan makes trouble at the school

Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Charlie finds out that Alan has been seeing his ex-wife, which is the reason he hasn't been dating. Alan tells Charlie not to tell Jake because he doesn't want him to get his hopes up. Judith and Alan spend a day together at the house, but Jake keeps interrupting when they try to get sensual in the hot-tub. When they take it to the bedroom, Alan screws everything up for himself.

Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Alan lets Berta stay at Charlie's house for a few days, which causes a rift between the brothers and forces Alan to look for a new place to live.

Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
Charlie has a new woman in his life and things are going really well, after Charlie screws things up  Alan accuses him of being a misogynist, and after running to the dictionary, Charlie denies it. Rose tells Charlie his problems come from his mother and he can never have a lasting relastionship until he sorts his issues with his mother out, Charlie goes to see his mother and he finds it very akward talking to her.

Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
Alan dislikes Isabella, Charlie's latest flame. Their rocky start spirals into suspicion of satanic rituals causing Alan and Charlie to both look very strange and Berta to leave and not come back until Isabella had left, but there is  a unexpeced turn of events which  scare Isabella off and Charlie, Alan and Jake have to dress up for Evelyn's party.

Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher. After his romantic overtures toward an attractive ballet teacher, Mia, are rejected, Charlie will stop at nothing to prove to Alan that he can persuade her to go out on a date with him. When he talks a reluctant Jake into taking her dance class to help his cause, his plan is derailed when Jake falls for her, too.

Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend
Alan strikes up a friendship with Charlie's wealthy and amorous neighbor, Norma, only to find himself on the defensive as she puts on a full-court press to win his affections. Alan asks Charlie for advice but all Charlie can do is make jokes about Norma's age, In the end Alan does what he has to do, Meanwhile, Charlie tries to dissuade Jake from donating money to a televangelist.

Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
Charlie helps Alan cope with his lifelong obsession to get women's approval. Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed. After drowning his sorrow in many drinks, he has a life-changing epiphany and vows to a skeptical Charlie that he is no longer going to grovel for validation from his mother and the other women in his life.

Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
Alan starts dating a Martha Stewart-like perfectionist (Josie Davis) who takes command of the house during the holidays.

Episode 12: That Special Tug
Charlie and Alan drop Jake off at a friend's house and head out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out after convincing himself that Jake was too eager to spend the weekend away from him. Recognizing that desperate times call for desperate measures, Charlie begins seeing a therapist, ostensibly to learn how to cope with his brother's ever-increasing emotional instability.

Episode 13: Humiliation is a Visual Medium
No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lost it when he confesses that they have been dating for more than a month and haven't consummated the relationship. After a continuing series of chaste dates -- walking on the beach, visiting an art gallery, going bowling -- that end with Charlie frustrated at Mia's doorstep, he makes a proposal that threatens their burgeoning romance.

Episode 14:  Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of finally consummating their relationship, but his path to the promised land is blocked when she finds out that he hasn't told his former paramours that he's in a committed relationship. Meanwhile, Alan starts dating Kandi, Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend, who is half his age.

Episode 15:  My Tongue is Meat
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

Episode 16: Ergo, The Booty Call
As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what a "booty call" is. Meanwhile, Jake celebrates with a sip of coffee and a handful of vitamins - or at least, that's what he assumes the blue pills in his dad's bathroom cabinet are, with the "V" imprinted. Like Berta says, he's going to need another party hat.

Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan ends up leasing her a new one. Charlie warns him to break things off with her, but when Alan spends his last dime on Kandi's root canal and can't pay Judith's alimony, Charlie is forced to cover for him.

Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Alan is depressed that his hot young girlfriend, Kandi, has left him to go stay with his bitter ex-wife, Judith, who has brainwashed her against him. At the advice of Mandi, Kandi's mother, Alan goes to Judith's to try to win her back. Meanwhile, Kandi has set Judith up on a date with Andy, her father.

Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

Episode 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.

Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.

Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

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Episode 1: Working for Caligula
Alan wins $500,000 but then finds out Kandi does not love him.  A month later Alan is back living with Charlie, who has gone back to the bachelor life. Now, Alan feels he is an all time failure, and no one can cheer him up, everyone tries to cheer him up but none of them can so Charlie goes to the only person that can their mother Evelyn.

Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers
Alan feels guilty when he learns that Charlie and Mia didn't tie the knot because she had wanted him and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie and his rock star neighbor don't get along.

Episode 3: The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie attempts to surf in order to impress a beautiful girl -- with disastrous results. He later tells Alan that when his life was hanging in the balance, their deceased father came to him and made a request that Charlie's loath to fulfill.

Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey
Alan is determined to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog after she walks away from their split with both the condo and the car. Having also lost everything to Judith following their divorce, Alan decides to hire the best lawyer he knows -- hers.

Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé but it all works out at the end thanks to some money.

Episode 6:  Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie dates a woman whose personality is unbelievably similar to his mother's, and everyone sees it except Charlie, they try to point it out to him but he just cant see it, but in the end he notices the similarities between his girlfriend and his mother.

Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie goes with Berta to help her confront the man who impregnated her daughter, who comes to the house to help Berta clean. Meanwhile, Alan has an unusual fetish.

Episode 8: Release the Dogs
Alan has insomnia but refuses to take pills, opting for a visit to his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause is Alan's jealously of Charlie and his ability to glide through life.

Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Alan's failure to ever pick up the check at dinner has Charlie at his wits end, especially after learning of his load of money he has stashed away.

Episode 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie's latest lover takes over his house and pushes Berta's buttons by treating her like a maid, and he is too influenced by sex to stop her. Meanwhile, Alan's distracted from trying to get Kandi to agree to sell their condo after she asks him for sex.

Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol
On Christmas Eve, Charlie's lusty plans for his date are thwarted by guests who keep stopping by, especially Evelyn, who is determined to keep them apart for some unexplained reason.

Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
Charlie discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Berta's daughter and worries about how Berta will take the news, but he and Alan are taken by surprise by her uncharacteristic reaction.

Episode 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mom and Herb having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mom and a sexual partner.

Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie's new neighbor seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan.

Episode 15: My Damn Stalker
When Rose announces she is moving to London, Charlie must face his true feelings for her. Meanwhile, Alan tries online dating with unforeseen results. Rose's heartfelt attempt to tell Charlie that she's leaving for good falls on deaf ears. Meanwhile, Alan fudges his profile on an Internet dating service, attracting a fellow profile embellisher.

Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
Charlie becomes insecure about his age and wants to prove that he can still keep up with young people by dating a young lady and drags Alan out with him, but by the end of the night Charlie is in hospital and by the end of the episode Alan gets Charlie back to his old self by taking him to a place where people are older than they are.

Episode 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie
When Evelyn expresses sympathy for a friend who had no mourners at her funeral, Alan and Charlie inform her that she's headed for the same fate. Instead of taking their comments as a motive to change, she cunningly makes them regret what they said but it almost does not work when Charlie and Alan come up with a plan to beat her at her own game.

Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
Realizing Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last minute attempt at father-son bonding.When Jake starts covering his walls with posters of sexy women, Alan feels pressure to make the most of what little childhood his son has left. Meanwhile, Kandi and Alan decide to have a baby but just as they were about to Kandi embarks on a new career as an actress and signs the divorce papers.

Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra. Charlie and Myra bond over a common problem, their dislike for Judith and well Alan starts to get a bad feeling about what Charlie is upto as he thinks it will bite him in the ass.

Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2)
Alan gets Jake his tux for the wedding and Jake keeps spilling things on it. Meanwhile, Charlie continues his relationship with Herb's sister despite the objections of Alan and Judith. Alan and Herb's ex-fiance ruin the wedding ceremony and Charlie learns that Myra has a fiance. and the wedding still goes wrong.

Episode 21:  Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous
Alan befriends Greg, a gay single dad, causing Alan and Charlie to re-examine their own sexual identities. Jake assumes that since Greg is gay, Alan must be too and tells his mother. After everyone keeps congratulating him, Alan begins to think maybe he is gay. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter, Sophie

Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report so he can take the time to go to the DMV. Charlie agrees and then decides he wants to go to the race track and takes Jake with him where Jake wins some money. Alan sits next to a man and gives him a enegy bar, Alan is then conned by a women at the DMV and then he tries to Con a lady but it fails.

Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Charlie loses a girl to a young, handsome handyman who is working at his house thanks to Alan telling Charlie to hire him, Even though he wasn't initially interested in the girl, he is upset when the handyman steals her and so he fires the handyman, and all the other women are atracted to him too like Judith and Berta and by the end Berta has the handyman working for him.

Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
When Evelyn's new boyfriend, Teddy, invites Charlie and Alan to a boxing match in Vegas, Charlie is reluctant get to know Teddy. In Vegas, Teddy asks Charlie and Alan they will give their blessing for him to propose to their mother. Initially, Charlie and Alan think he's crazy for wanting to marry her, but they warm up to the idea. When they learn she turned him down, they go and try to convince her to marry him after all.

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Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
When Jake is apprehensive about entering junior high, Charlie and Alan make things worse by telling him about their own nightmare junior high experiences. The stories traumatize Jake so much that on the first day of school, he gets off the bus and goes home to hide.

Episode 2:  Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Desperate for a second chance, Charlie goes to great lengths to speak to her again.

Episode 4: City of Great Racks
Charlie and Linda (Ming Wen) are seriously dating, and it’s only a matter of time before they consummate their relationship. While out on various dates with Linda, Charlie keeps thinking he sees Rose, or someone who closely resembles her with a different hairstyle. He becomes so obsessed with the idea that Rose is everywhere that it drives him back to the therapist's office, Charlie goes to see Rose but after a talk with her she can't wait to get away from her again.

Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Alan panics over the household finances because Charlie hasn’t worked in a while. Looking for ways to cut back, he goes to Berta, who won't even consider taking a temporary pay cut. Judith is no help either,  Charlie tells Alan it’s not a big deal,  he shouldn't worry so much about money. Unable to sit back and let the cards fall where they may, Alan decides to enroll in a paid medical trial for a pharmaceutical company which results in him getting a rash and having his hair fall out but it turns out Linda's ex is in the music bussiness and hires Charlie to write children songs.

Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie is annoyed when his girlfriend is embarassed to be around him in public. and goes to a dinner with her but makes himself look like a fool which makes it into the paper which was down to Evelyn giving Charlie a pill to calm his nerves, Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to go to a concert despite Alan forbidding him to do so.

Episode 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
When Alan comes home with a new glass vase, Charlie thinks it’s the ugliest thing and refuses to allow it in the house. Charlie brings home a woman, and mid-seduction he sees the new candy-filled vase displayed in the living room. Charlie is so angered he can’t even close the deal with his new friend. After Alan and Charlie argue, Alan grabs Jake and heads for Evelyn’s house, interrupting a romantic evening that Evelyn and Teddy, Teddy tries to sort things out.

Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie’s jingle writing for children is taking off and he’s become a huge sensation. He even has his own infomercials. Known as Charlie Waffles, Charlie is required to make CD signing appearances at children’s book stores. He decides to make the most of it by using his charm and popularity to pick up moms. Charlie has to perform a concert which he does not want to do but does it while he was drunk and it turns out to be a huge sucess even though Charlie can't remember what happened.

Episode 9: Tight's Good
Teddy and Evelyn have gotten engaged and Charlie and Alan are miserably bored at their engagement party. Teddy's daughter Courtney soon arrives, who Evelyn doesn’t get along with but who Charlie is instantly attracted to. Teddy warns Charlie to stay away from his daughter. Courtney sells high-end cars, and she sets up an appointment for Charlie to check out her cars and hits on Charlie, Courtney cons Charlie into buying a car and later finds out that Teddy was looking out for him when he told him to stay away from his daughter.

Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan called his high school girlfriend to find out why she dumped him, and when he turned to asked Charlie why she dumped him, Charlie had fled the house, Alan decides to get back at Charlie by causing Charlie's girlfriend to break up with him, Alan goes to have sex with her but he decides not to after what she did while in bed, but Charlie had one more suprise for Alan when he got back to the house.

Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
Alan and his girlfriend, Donna, performing a robotic mating ritual. Alan then gets advice from Charlie on how to best dump her, Charlie tells Alan where best to dump her and if they are at her house when he dumps her then hide anything that can be used as a weapon, but Alan looks stupid after he breaks up with Donna as she wanted to have a threesome with another girl to improve their sex life.

Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None to Fresh
Charlie catches a cold after he knowingly sleeps with a hot girl who is sick, Alan and Jake can't take care of him and then Rose turns up to look after him, Rose starts to give Charlie pills to make him feel better but Charlie after a while does not think she is and finds out her plan and makes her leave him alone. Rose had it planned all along with the sick girl.

Episode 13: The Soil is Moist
Alan meets a friend of his and Judiths, She is single, Alan and Christina  sleep together, but Charlie has planted in his brain that Judith will find out every nuance of the sexual performance through this woman. Not only does Alan  envision Judith in the room at every moment, but this woman, Christina, blurts out that Melnick, (played very well by Ryan Stiles) is Judith's best lover. Alan's quest to find out why Melnick's so good dooms the repeat encounter. We do find out at the end why he is the best.

Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
While at the coffee shop Charlie recognizes a woman he dated but can’t for the life of him remember her name. Jake falls head over heals for her teenager daughter and proceeds to bug Charlie until he agrees to set up a date. Charlie can’t remember this woman’s name but sets up a double date anyway. At the date Charlie still can’t remember her name. Alan is so lonely since his breakup with Donna that he decides to hire a hooker.

Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction
Charlie continues to expand his female conquests with two to three girls a day, landing him to even more trouble. After getting beat up by two angry husbands, getting arrested for solicitation, and hurting himself while in the bedroom, he goes to his psychiatrist, Dr. Freedman. She learns that Charlie is feeling lost because his ex-fiancé Mia  is getting married. Charlie attempts to grieve but to no avail, so he decides to go after Mia.   

Episode 16:  Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
With the wedding between Evelyn and Teddy just around the corner, Courtney becomes infuriated when she learns that Teddy refuses to make Evelyn sign a pre-nup. Though she is finally in good terms with Evelyn, she tells Charlie that she no longer wants to see him, making Charlie want her even more. He resorts to stalking her outside her apartment with help from Rose. Courtney eventually takes Charlie back,  During the wedding, Charlie asks Courtney to marry him.

Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
Teddy is found dead on Charlie’s bed with his pants around his ankles after his wedding with Evelyn. A CSI team is assembled to find some clues, taking all the guests into custody for questioning. Evelyn, Charlie and Alan get a huge suprise when the police tell them what Teddy and Courtney were up, Charlie is still heads over heels for Courtney even after finding out she played him.

Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
Jake struggles with a book report assignment by continuing to misplace the book, making Charlie and Alan revisit the bookstore. Charlie goes to the self-help section to figure out why all his relationships continue to fail, when he meets a woman named Angie (Susan Blakely). When they start dating, he struggles with the fact that she’s much older than he is, but he continues to date her anyway, simply because Angie would make a great replacement mom, Alan starts to feel the same way.

Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie meets with his therapist, Dr. Friedman, and she’s unable to convince him of his mommy issues. Alan is her next appointment and tells her that he has feelings for Angie. He also reveals his plans to steal her from Charlie, eventually declaring an outright war for Angie’s heart. As a response Charlie feels the only way to secure Angie is to sleep with her. He does and it’s absolutely great. Charlie meets Mike’s fiancé, Trisha, and they both realize that they “know” each.

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spratt89

Episode 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
In the sixth-season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rena Sofer) whose son bears a striking resemblance to him.

Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

Episode 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
It's a series of firsts for the guys as Charlie attempts cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time, and Jake takes a swig of beer.

Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin
Charlie romances Alan's receptionist, and Alan has a bad feeling about the outcome.

Episode 5: A Jock Strap In Hell
The guys bump into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control.

Episode 6: It's Always Nazi Week
Alan jumps at another chance with Judith after she sends Herb (Ryan Stiles) packing.

Episode 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Alan tries to dodge Judith, who has become a little too needy, while Charlie and Herb go out in search of women.

Episode 8: Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie's new flame wants him to spend the night at her place. Meanwhile, Alan attempts to impose a punishment on Jake.

Episode 9: The Mooch At The Boo
Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back.

Episode 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.

Episode 11: The Devil's Lube
When Charlie's old friend and fellow womanizer (Emilio Estevez) dies, Charlie takes a hard look at his own lifestyle. James Earl Jones has a cameo.

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waterlilybarb

Well done!  All of these are ready to post now.  

p.s. I edited the About in the Everybody Loves Chris forum already.  For those, please wait for Tina or I to check them prior to posting.  Bala was very good to award the points, and I used all your information.  I just cleaned up the format and added the links.  Thanks again.

spratt89

Thanks for that you way looks much better and OK will do next time.

waterlilybarb

I'm glad you like it.  I've had TONS of practice, so it doesn't take me long now.  You had all the information, which makes the editing a lot easier and is much appreciated.   Looking forward to your next attempt.

bala

Sorry i wasn't sure about rest of the guides hence why i didn't award any points but that one look ok to me .

waterlilybarb

This is the most up-to-date list for which "Abouts" still need doing.  If you're interested post which one you'd like to do so I can highlight it.  There are still plenty of Episode Guides that need to be done. Check the forums of your favourite shows to see if they need episode guides.  If you'd like to try some, please post that here as well so we know they are being worked on.

Drama:
Crossing Jordan, In Plain Sight, Nip/Tuck, 90210, H2O: Just Add Water, Merlin, Saving Grace, The Dead Zone

Action Adventure:
Blood Ties, Life On Mars, Rush

Comedy:
Greek, Rules of Engagement, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Swingtown, Ugly Betty, About A Girl

Sci-Fi:
Fear Itself, Fringe, Ghost Whisperer, Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek: TNG, The Middleman, True Blood

Reality: **No episode guides needed for reality shows.**
The Hills, MythBusters, Dirty Jobs, Time Warp

Animation:
Robot Chicken, Teen Titans

Just for reference the "Abouts" for the highlighted shows are spoken for.  The taken Episode Guides are highlighted in blue.  All others are up for grabs.
BTW, I keep updating this list as shows are completed and/or added.  I'll post the new list when we move to a new page to make it easier for those who would like to participate.  Also, if I've missed any, please feel free to let me know and I'll add it to the list.

Ten points are given for Abouts, and 5 for each episode guide.  Please post them here first so they can be checked and/or edited prior to posting in their respective forums.

waterlilybarb

BTW, the episode guides are also spoken for for Crossing Jordan - which is coming soon.  YAY!

spratt89

I'm not good enough to do the table and all that but otherwise the rest of it is done, so it will only need the table, the link and the stuff like that. as i already have a banner.

spratt89

I have been working on the Scrubs Guides, can put them up to be checked by tonight or early tomorrow if no one else is doing them

serena75

I noticed that Ghost Whisperer doesn't have an episode guide for any season, so I'll give it a try and post my first episode guide here.