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Thanks Bala.  It's all yours.

Go ahead with both of those shows Jim.   I got the BH 90210 all posted.  Am loving that we got AbFab & Roseanne.  

Was going to attempt one myself, but it's all I can do not to throw up, so I think today will be a hiding in the dark room sipping ginger ale kind of day here. boo hiss

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About The Show:
Comedian Roseanne stars as Roseanne Conner, a blue-collar working mom with a brash, irreverent point of view about life. She uses her sense of humor to cope with a tumultuous household, composed of husband Dan and their three kids: Becky, Darlene and son D.J. Roseanne often wonders how she's going to pay the bills at the end of the month with her salary from the plastics factory and Dan's erratic work as an independent contractor, but her sister, Jackie, and faithful friend, Crystal, are always there to lend moral support.

Main Cast:

Actor	Character Name
Roseanne	Roseanne Conner
John Goodman	Dan Conner
Michael Fishman	D.J. Conner
Sara Gilbert	Darlene Conner
Alicia Goranson	Becky Conner
Laurie Metcalf	Jackie Harris
Johnny Galecki	David Healy
Sarah Chalke	Becky Conner-Healy

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Man i forgotten how time consuming this was - I forgot how to do table i had use one of my old guide so sorry if it's isn't as good as before

EDIT: I am going take my time with this guide it might take me a week to finish

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Episode 1. Life And Stuff
Darlene's barking in class forces Roseanne to attend a conference with Darlene's teacher

Episode 2. We're In The Money
Each family member hopes for something special when Dan gets a bonus, but all the money ends up going to bills. Dan and Roseanne get mad at Darlene for lying despite both asking her to help them in a lie.

Episode 3. D-I-V-O-R-C-E
After running into an old friend who has recently divorced, Dan starts to wonder if Roseanne will eventually resent him because she isn't following her dreams. Becky is forced to cover for Darlene as a babysitter.

Episode 4. Language Lessons
Dan and Roseanne take a test to see how they communicate using body language. But the results cause problems when it is revealed that Dan thinks Jackie is a problem in their relationship. D.J. accidentally ruins Darlene's extra credit project for her history class.

Episode 5. Radio Days
Roseanne encourages Dan to enter a country music songwriting contest. Tensions mount between Jackie and Booker, while tensions boil over between Becky and Darlene.

Episode 6. Lovers Lanes
Roseanne convinces her coworkers to go bowling and uses the chance to see Becky with her first boyfriend. Jackie and Booker make a bet that could result in Jackie spending the night with Booker.

Episode 7. The Memory Game
Dan and Roseanne are invited to their fifteenth high school reunion. While Dan takes some photographs for the event, a secret he has kept from Roseanne since high school is revealed.

Episode 8. Here's To Good Friends
Roseanne and Jackie help Crystal cope with being dumped by taking her out on the town. Unfortunately, Booker shows up with another woman after having told Jackie he was visiting with his mother.

Episode 9. Dan's Birthday Bash
Roseanne's plans for a quiet birthday party for Dan at the Lobo Lounge turn sour when Dan gets in a bar fight. Becky prepares nervously for her first dinner with Chip's parents.

Episode 10. Saturday
Tired of watching Dan work on his truck every Saturday, Roseanne bets him that if he repairs the truck once and for all she will shovel the snow for the rest of her life. If he loses, he has to clean the oven for the rest of his life

Episode 11. Canoga Time
Roseanne has a garage sale, but Dan has trouble parting with the junk she wants to sell. Darlene gets caught after forging a passing grade on her report card.

Episode 12. The Monday Thru Friday Show
Having never had a real honeymoon, Dan and Roseanne start to plan for one. Darlene is overwhelmed by her newspaper route.

Episode 13. Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Darlene starts smoking

Episode 14. Father's Day
Dan dreads the arrival of his salesman father for a visit, especially when he starts to think he is turning into his father.

Episode 15. Nightmare on Oak Street
Darlene claims she is having trouble sleeping because of a horror film she saw with Dan, but Roseanne soon finds out Darlene is stressed out by getting her first period.

Episode16. Mall Story
Roseanne drags her reluctant family with her shopping at the Lanford mall.

Episode17. Becky's Choice
Becky finds herself in a dilemma when Roseanne invites Chip and his parents over for dinner while Becky is trying to meet with her other boyfriend.

Episode18. Slice of Life
After weeks upset with Darlene, Roseanne and Dan are faced with guilt when Darlene is hospitalized for an emergency appendectomy.

Episode19. Workin' Overtime
Roseanne is forced to work overtime at the factory, so Dan takes charge of the house. Upon returning to the chaos at home, Roseanne decides to hide in a local diner.

Episode 20. Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
The Conners begin to worry when Jackie hasn't returned from the market just as a tornado is about to hit Lanford.

Episode 21. Death and Stuff
Roseanne invites a salesman into the house on a busy weekend, only to have him die in her kitchen.

Episode22. Dear Mom and Dad
A surprise visit by Roseanne's parents, who announce they are moving to Lanford, prompts Roseanne to finally stand up for herself.

Episode 23. Let's Call It Quits
Roseanne agrees to show a new supervisor respect if he doesn't make unreasonable demands on the employees. But then the old Roseanne resurfaces when he breaks the deal.

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Episode 1. Inherit the Wind
Roseanne gets a job as a phone solicitor. Roseanne tries to comfort Becky after she passes gas in front of the student council by telling her daughter one of her own embarrassing moments.

Episode 2. The Little Sister
Sibling rivalry comes to the forefront when Roseanne fails to support Jackie as a police officer.

Episode 3. Guilt by Disassociation
Roseanne is excited by her new job, until she is fired on her first day. Things get worse when she returns home to finds a party congratulating her.

Episode 4. Somebody Stole My Gal
A lonely architect tries to buy Dan and Roseanne's friendship after they invite him to dinner.

Episode 5. Sweet Dreams
Roseanne's attempts at a quiet night soaking in the bathtub are ruined by her families' constant interruptions.

Episode 6. House of Grown-Ups
Jackie's departure for the police academy leaves Roseanne lonely. Becky goes out on a date with a guy who is seventeen.

Episode 7. Five of a Kind
Dan's friend Arnie plants a kiss on Roseanne that could have lasting consequences.

Episode 8. BOO!
Dan and Roseanne try to outdo each other with their Halloween antics. Soon the whole family is trying to create the scariest costume and the ultimate prank.

Episode 9. Sweet Dreams
Roseanne has a Broadway-style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub. Guest stars Bert Parks.

Episode 10. We Gather Together
During a typical Conner Thanksgiving feast, Jackie and her mother get into an argument while the rest of the family members complain about each others' behavior.

Episode 11. Brain-Dead Poets' Society
Darlene's poem wins a school prize and her teacher tries to force her to recite it in front of the school.

Episode 12. Lobocop
Dan and Roseanne turn to their friends for advice when Roseanne's new job at the Lobo Lounge seems to be pulling them apart.

Episode 13. No Talking
Becky takes a vow of silence in protest of her parents' rules. So Roseanne considers sneaking a peak at Becky's diary to find out what her daughter is angry about.

Episode 14.  Chicken Hearts
Roseanne doesn't respect her new boss at Chicken Divine since he's just a teenager. But she tries to get on his good side by inviting him for dinner.

Episode 15. One for the Road
Becky and her friend Dana decide to have fun by sampling drinks from the Conners' liquor cabinet.

Episode 16. An Officer and a Gentleman
The family is impressed by Jackie's domestic skills when Roseanne is called away.

Episode 17. Born to Be Wild
Dan and Roseanne decide to climb back on their motorcycle after a visit from an old biking buddy.

Episode 18. Hair
Roseanne gets a job at a beauty salon and finds herself doing the same chores she does at home.

Episode 19. I'm Hungry
Roseanne convinces Dan to join her in an exercise and weight loss program.

Episode 20. All of Me, Part I
Jackie thinks she's found an exciting new boyfriend, but Roseanne doesn't like the guy.

Episode 21. To Tell the Truth, Part II
Roseanne and Jackie make amends after Jackie gets engaged to her new boyfriend. But just as Roseanne gets involved in wedding planning, Jackie calls off the relationship.

Episode 22. Fender Bender
Roseanne gets in a car accident with her former employer. Dan calls on a lawyer friend to try to use the accident as a way to make money.

Episode 23. April Fool's Day
Dan and Roseanne educate their children on the ways of the IRS as they scramble to file before the deadline.

Episode 24. Fathers and Daughters
Dan and Roseanne try to build connections with their daughters, so Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene and Dan attempts shopping for clothes with Becky.

Episode 25. Happy Birthday
After being given an office by Dan for her birthday so she can write, Roseanne develops writers' block.

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21 Jump Street Premiered on FOX on April 12, 1987

About the Show:
A branch of the police department that deals with teenage crimes. They are a bunch of young looking cops working out of an abandoned chapel known as jump street. The shows original captain was Jenko, but he was killed off after 6 episodes and replaced by Adam Fuller.

The officers include Judy Hoffs (Holly Robinson), Tom Hanson (Johnny Depp), Doug Pehall (Peter Deluise), Harry Loki (Dustin Nguyen) and Dennis Booker (Richard Grieco).

21 Jump Street originally ran on the FOX network from the years 1987-1990, and then ran in syndication from 1990-1991.

Cast:

Actor’s name	Character’s name
Johnny Depp	Officer Thomas "Tom" Hanson
Holly Robinson Peete	Officer Judith "Judy" Hoffs
Peter DeLuise	Officer Douglas 'Doug' Penhall
Dustin Nguyen	Officer Harry Truman Ioki
Frederic Forrest	Captain Richard Jenko
Steven Williams	Captain Adam Fuller
Michael DeLuise	Joey Penhall
Michael Bendetti	Officer Tony "Mac" McCann

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Episode 1: Pilot (1) (Apr/12/1987)
Officer Tom Hanson wasn't taken too seriously because he looked too young to be a cop. He is reassigned to Jump Street, where he meets fellow officers Penhall, Hoffs, Ioki, and Captain Jenko. His first assignment involves a High School drug dealer named Waxer.

Episode 2: Pilot (2) (Apr/12/1987)
Officer Tom Hanson wasn't taken too seriously because he looked too young to be a cop. He is reassigned to Jump Street, where he meets fellow officers Penhall, Hoffs, Ioki, and Captain Jenko. His first assignment involves a High School drug dealer named Waxer and a his relation with a regular looking student named Kenny Wexley.

Episode 3: America, What a Town (Apr/19/1987)
Hanson and Penhall go undercover to bust a group of High School shop kids who are stealing cars and then sell the parts. Meanwhile, Hoffs is assigned to watch over a foreign exchange student to make sure she stays out of trouble.

Episode 4: Don't Pet the Teacher (Apr/26/1987)
Hanson goes undercover to investigate a series of burglaries at a High School, and learns that the burglar and a student are both obsessed with one of the teachers that work there, Miss Chadwick.

Episode 5: My Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades (May/03/1987)
After finding a girl dead in a ditch, Hanson and Penhall investigate a group of preppy rich kids who may have been involved in the murder. The girl's brother is anxious to get the truth.

Episode 6: The Worst Night of Your Life (May/10/1987)
Hoffs is sent to a Catholic School for girls to investigate a possible arsonist with all leads headed towards a rambunctious student. Meanwhile, Penhall is mugged by his date at a bowling alley.

Episode 7: Gotta Finish the Riff (May/17/1987)
After Captain Jenko is killed by a drunk driver, the Jump Street program is taken over by Captain Adam Fuller, a tough no nonsence cop. Their first assignment under his command involves stopping a gang of students who take their principal hostage at their High School after the gang leader had been humiliated.

Episode 8: Bad Influence (May/24/1987)
Hanson and Penhall are assigned to find two free wheelin' teens who vanished after a robbery. Meanwhile, Ioki and Hoffs investigate the connection between a series of robberies, and a High School prostitute.

Episode 9: Blindsided (May/31/1987)
While Hanson and Penhall are undercover, a teenage girl asks Hanson if he will kill her father for money. This becomes more entangled after finding out the father is a cop.

Episode 10: Next Generation (Jun/07/1987)
Hanson goes undercover at a High School to bust a kid who is carrying on his father's line of work, Loan shark. Problems arise when Hanson is added to the school Quiz team and must appear on tv, threatening his undercover id.

Episode 11: Low and Away (Jun/14/1987)
A high school baseball stars life is put in danger when his father agrees to testify against the mob. The Jump Street team is sent in to make sure he stays safe.

Episode 12: 16 Blown to 35 (Jun/21/1987)
Hoffs goes undercover at a modeling school to figure out who is behind the porno films many of the students have been appearing in.

Episode 13: Mean Streets and Pastel Houses (Jun/28/1987)
Hanson goes undercover as a gang member to a group of punk rockers and tries to prevent a war with the police.

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Episode 1: In the Custody of a Clown (Sep/20/1987)
A boy who was being used as a pawn between his feuding parents bluffs his kidnapping with the aid of his grandfather to get away from his parents.

Episode 2: Besieged (1) (Sep/27/1987)
Hanson and Hoffs investigate a crack ring. Hanson becomes convinced that his new partner pushed a drug dealer off a roof.

Episode 3: Besieged (2) (Oct/04/1987)
Penhall continues the investigation into his new partners past and finds more than he wanted to know. Hoffs tries to help out a crack addict.

Episode 4: Two for the Road (Oct/11/1987)
Captain Fuller gets arrested for drunk driving as the Jump Street unit is investigating a counterfeit drivers license ring.

Episode 5: After School Special (Oct/18/1987)
Hanson is unable to keep his mind on the investigation of a shooting of a teacher at an inner city school when he learns that his mother is moving in with her boyfriend.

Episode 6: Higher Education (Oct/25/1987)
Officer Ioki is implicated as the father of a desperate pregnant girl's child when in reality the father is one of her teachers. Meanwhile, the officers rush to find out the truth before Ioki gets fired.

Episode 7: Don't Stretch the Rainbow (Nov/01/1987)
Racial violence break out at an integrated school when word leaks out that a white student got a black student pregnant

Episode 8: Honor Bound (Nov/08/1987)
Hanson and Penhall are bound by the military code of honor hampering their undercover investigation of a military academy where the cadets are suspected of killing homosexuals.

Episode 9: You Ought to Be in Prison (Nov/15/1987)
Hanson and a young actor he is been assigned to protect are kidnapped by an escaped murderer that Hanson had arrested earlier.

Episode 10: How Much is That Body in the Window? (Nov/22/1987)
Penhall gets close to a high school football star suspected of using steroids at a school where an Olympic hopeful gymnast died after a meet due to steroid abuse. Hanson considers becoming a big brother.

Episode 11: Christmas in Saigon (Dec/18/1987)
Internal affairs discovers Ioki is a Vietnamese refugee using an alias and faces being dismissed from the force .

Episode 12: Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins (Dec/20/1987)
Hanson contemplates leaving the force and leaves town with an old friend instead of going to a refresher course at the police academy he and Penhall had been assigned to take after they went drag racing to try to catch a hit and run driver

Episode 13: A Big Disease with a Little Name (Feb/07/1988)
Hanson gets assigned to protect a student with AIDS who is being harassed in school. An old girlfriend of Penhall's, who walked out on him two years ago, returns and decides to move in with him.

Episode 14: Chapel of Love (Feb/14/1988)
The gang gets together on Valentines Day to tell each other about their worst dates. Hason reveals the story of his fathers death.

Episode 15: I'm OK- You Need Work (Feb/21/1988)
Hanson goes under cover in a Juvenile Drug clinic when he suspects they are mistreating the kids. Kenny Weckerly from the first episode returns.

Episode 16: Orpheus 3.3 (Feb/28/1988)
Hanson is obsessed with a tape of his girlfriends killing , thinking he could have prevented it if he acted differently.

Episode 17: Champagne High (Mar/06/1988)
Hanson and Penhall investigate a stolen Porsche from a local mall.

Episode 18: Brother Hanson & the Miracle of Renner's Pond (Mar/13/1988)
Hanson goes undercover at a high school after a disagreement over teaching evolution. He meets a young man who is believed to be a miracle boy having survived a drowning.

Episode 19: Raising Marijuana (Apr/17/1988)
Hoffs goes undercover to bust a drug ring using local kids to drive the marijuana out of the town.

Episode 20: Best Years of Your Life (May/01/1988)
After a student commits suicide, Penhall becomes extremely depressed and is forced to confront a tragedy from his past.

Episode 21: Cory and Dean Got Married (May/08/1988)
Hoffs and Penhall are escorting a young girl ,connected to her father's murder to her home town. Little do they know that they are being pursued by her seemingly crazy newlywed husband.

Episode 22: School's Out (May/22/1988)
Summer vacation for school is right around the corner, and the odds of the Jump Street program being re-opened when school starts again are slim. Hanson is assigned to find a student who is blowing up toilets, and Fuller is fighting to get the program re-instated.

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Episode 1: Fun with Animals (Nov/06/1988)
Hanson is assigned Booker as his new partner and the two don't hit it off as Booker's racist attitudes lead Hanson to believe that Booker raped a black student.

Episode 2: Slippin' Into Darkness (Nov/11/1988)
Hoffs and Ioki go undercover in a Guardian Angel-type street patrol whose members have a vendetta out for a drug dealer who Hanson is trying to set up for a bust.

Episode 3: The Currency We Trade In (Nov/20/1988)
A popular sports writer finds his whole life ruined when Penhall believes his ex-wife's allegations of his being a child molester.

Episode 4: Coach of the Year (Nov/27/1988)
Penhall and Booker join a high school football team in attempt to prove that the coach's negligence led to the paralyzing injury of one of the players.

Episode 5: Whose Choice is it Anyways? (Dec/11/1988)
Hoffs goes undercover as a pregnant teen to investigate threats of violence being made to a family planning center by anti-abortionists.

Episode 6: Hell Week (Dec/18/1988)
Hanson and Ioki must endure hell week as fraternity pledges in order to gain the confidence and get evidence on a gang rape which occurred at a frat party.

Episode 7: The Dragon and the Angel (Jan/15/1989)
While working undercover in a Vietnamese streetgang, Ioki learns of a communist businessman who may be able to help his grandmother who is still in Vietnam.

Episode 8: Blu Flu (Jan/29/1989)
Everyone in the Jump Street unit gets blue flu when the police force goes on strike forcing Captain Fuller to team up with a rookie cadet.

Episode 9: Swallowed Alive (Feb/05/1989)
Hanson and Penhall become inmates in a juvenile detention hall in order to investigate the murder of one of the inmates. But after Doug is relieved from the assignment, its Tom to tend to business on his own.

Episode 10: What About Love? (Feb/12/1989)
Dorothy and Penhall split up forcing Penhall to move in with Ioki. Hoffs becomes involved with a city inspector, who is auditing Jump Street's records.

Episode 11: Woolly Bullies (Feb/19/1989)
Penhall's encounter with a bully while undercover causes the members of the Jump Street unit to reminisce about their dealings with bullies while they were in school.

Episode 12: The Dreaded Return of Russell Buckins (Feb/26/1989)
Hanson goes after an old friend who wrote an article exposing the Jump Street program causing Hanson to get suspended from duty.

Episode 13: A.W.O.L. (Mar/19/1989)
An old Army buddy comes to Fuller seeking the Jump Street unit's help in bringing in an AWOL soldier who will be classified a deserter if he doesn't return to base within two days.

Episode 14: Nemesis (Mar/26/1989)
Booker is laden with guilt when after he infiltrates a gang of drug users that kill one of their own whom they suspect is an undercover cop.

Episode 15: Fathers and Sons (Apr/09/1989)
Fuller and the Jump Street unit are given a lot of flak and told to pull off the case when city hall learns Hanson and Penhall are about to bust the mayor's son on drug dealing charges.

Episode 16: High High (Apr/23/1989)
The Jump Street cops enroll in a performing arts school to bust a drug ring being run there.

Episode 17: Blinded by the Thousand Points of Light (Apr/30/1989)
Undercover looking for a person who has been preying on homeless teens, the Jump Street cops learn what it is really like to live on the street.

Episode 18: Next Victim (May/07/1989)
Booker goes undercover as a radio DJ to discover who killed a controversial college radio personality by planting a bomb in his car.

Episode 19: Loc'd Out (1) (May/14/1989)
Hanson finds himself on the wrong side of the law after he decides to seek revenge on members of a street gang who shot and seriously wounded Ioki.

Episode 20: Loc'd Out (2) (May/21/1989)
Hanson finds himself on the wrong side of the law after he decides to seek revenge on members of a street gang who shot and seriously wounded Ioki.

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Episode 1: Draw the Line (Sep/18/1989)
Booker solves the case that gets Hanson out of prison, then resigns from the police force .

Episode 2: Say It Ain't So, Pete (Sep/25/1989)
Penhall works as a bouncer in a sportsbar while Hanson goes undercover to bust up a college gambling operation.

Episode 3: Eternal Flame (Oct/02/1989)
The owner of a 80's nightclub suspected of providing LSD to high school students is the husband of an old flame of Hanson.

Episode 4: Come from the Shadows (Oct/09/1989)
Penhall falls for an illegal immigrant from El Salvador when he is sent in to investigate a priest suspected of selling babies.

Episode 5: God is a Bullet (Oct/16/1989)
A new principal goes too far in trying to clean up his high school from crime.

Episode 6: Old Haunts in a New Age (Oct/30/1989)
A psychic teen says she can predict when an arsonist will next strike during a Halloween dance.

Episode 7: Out of Control (Nov/06/1989)
A group of thrill seeking teens has Penhall and Ioki working as rent it cops.

Episode 8: Stand by Your Man (Nov/13/1989)
An investigation into designer drugs leads the officers to a prestigious medical school. Meanwhile Hoffs is raped while on a date with one of the suspects who later claims it was she who seduced him.

Episode 9: Mike's P.O.V. (Nov/20/1989)
A teacher's wife is shot down and the investigation leads to a the husband paying a student to kill her.

Episode 10: Wheels and Deals (2) (Nov/27/1989)
A tip from Booker has the Jump Street officers joining Raymond Crane's motorcycle group in order to bring him to justice.

Episode 11: Parental Guidance Suggested (Dec/04/1989)
Hoffs begins to suspect that a boy is being abused by his father while observing a family suspected of operating a burglary ring,

Episode 12: Things We Said Today (Dec/18/1989)
A teen seeks revenge on Ioki after he convinced him to turn his family in for using drugs 3 years earlier.

Episode 13: Research and Destroy (Jan/08/1990)
The officers are sent to investigate a chemistry lab at a college where it is suspected that new designer drugs are being manufactured.

Episode 14: A Change of Heart (Jan/15/1990)
The death of a lesbian teacher finds Hoffs and Fuller going under cover at a University.

Episode 15: Back from the Future (Jan/29/1990)
A futuristic episode in which the now aged officers are interviewed about the old days when Jump street originated.

Episode 16: 2245 (Feb/05/1990)
Hanson tries convincing a death row inmate to make a film to scare off children from becoming criminals.

Episode 17: Hi Mom (Feb/12/1990)
Hanson and Penhall investigate the drug related death of a basketball star and stumble into a point shaving scheme.

Episode 18: Awomp-Bomp-Aloobomb, Aloop Bamboom (Feb/19/1990)
The investigation of a bomber leads Hanson and Penhall to Florida during the madness of spring break.

Episode 19: La Bizca (Feb/26/1990)
Hanson and Penhall go to El Salvador to look for Doug's missing wife and find themselves in the middle of political turmoil. They return home with Marta's nephew to be raised by Penhall.

Episode 20: Last Chance High (Mar/19/1990)
A teenage kidnapped her baby sister to get her away from their abusive parents; meanwhile Penhall adjusts to becoming a father to Clavo.

Episode 21: Unfinished Business (Apr/09/1990)
A handicapped policewoman is sent in undercover to investigate a series of attacks on handicapped women and Hoffs is sent in by Fuller undercover, in a wheelchair.

Episode 22: Shirts and Skins (Apr/30/1990)
Hoffs & Ioki go undercover in a liberal group suspected of the killing the leader of a neo-Nazi group. While Penhall joins the Nazis to learn if they plan a violent uprising.

Episode 23: How I Saved the Senator (May/07/1990)
The officer's tell their version of the story of how they saved a Senator from an assassin, each story with them as the hero.

Episode 24: Rounding Third (May/14/1990)
Little League coach Penhall learns that one of the players was kidnapped by his father, away from his mother and step-father.

Episode 25: Everyday is Christmas (May/21/1990)
A blown assignment lands Penhall in a different precinct where he uncovers policemen taking bribes and finds he is under investigation by Jump Street.

Episode 26: Blackout (Jun/18/1990)
After the power goes out during a storm, Penhall, Hanson and Hoffs find themselves at the mercy of a violent gang in school.

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Episode 1: Tunnel of Love (Oct/13/1990)
Hoffs and Garrett go undercover in a massage parlor believed to be the front for a drug ring, meanwhile they deal with a DEA officer.

Episode 2: Back to School (Oct/20/1990)
Garrett starts dating the sister of a suspected high school drug ring leader.

Episode 3: Buddy System (Oct/27/1990)
McCann joins Jump Street and is partnered with a mentally-handicapped teen in a school buddy system to investigate the death of his former partner.

Episode 4: Poison (Nov/03/1990)
Penhall falls for his narcotics partner who seems to have a drug problem of her own.

Episode 5: Just Say No! High (Nov/10/1990)
While working undercover in a high school, Hoffs is suspended by Jump Street after failing a drug test. While Penhall investigates a drug ring at a high school, he becomes suspicious why a star basketball player refuses to take part in the schools anti-drug program.

Episode 6: Brothers (Nov/17/1990)
Doug's younger brother Joey joins Jump Street. After being rejected by Doug he volunteers to go undercover in a cult and soon becomes brainwashed by their leader and a pretty girl who shows him love.

Episode 7: This Ain't No Summer Camp (Nov/24/1990)
Doug and Joey join a wilderness camp for troubled teens to investigate a possible murder, but are constantly harassed by the leader, an ex-Marine.

Episode 8: The Girl Next Door (Dec/01/1990)
McCann investigates a murder of a high school football star and dates a cheerleader who has AIDS.

Episode 9: Diplomas for Sale (Dec/08/1990)
Doug and Joey enroll in a college where good students are becoming criminals.

Episode 10: Number One with A Bullet (Dec/15/1990)
Doug's life enters limbo while doctors struggle to save him after being shot and makes life-altering career choices after talking with those he meets there.

Episode 11: Equal Protection (Jan/05/1991)
Hoffs and Fuller investigate white police officers who are believed to be beating black teens.

Episode 12: The Education of Terry Carver (Jan/14/1991)
Hoffs, Joey and Mac try to find evidence that a girl was attacted and raped.

Episode 13: Baby Blues (Jan/21/1991)
Joey takes responsibility for a baby girl while trying to find her drug addicted mother.

Episode 14: Film at Eleven (Feb/09/1991)
Mac tries to solve the mystery of why a famous reporters daughter had been missing.

Episode 15: In the Name of Love (Feb/16/1991)
Mac goes undercover for the FBI by dating the daughter of a notorious drug dealer while trying to rekindle a romance with an old flame.

Episode 16: Cop Love (Feb/23/1991)
Mac and Joey try to find who is responsible for robberies at an old age home with one suspect being the son of Fullers girlfriend.

Episode 17: Under the Influence (Mar/23/1991)
Mac enters a devil worship cult who's leader can lure boys to join them with her beauty.

Episode 18: Crossfire (Mar/30/1991)
Hoffs is brought to court after being charged with a civil suit for arresting a man for solicitation.

Episode 19: Wasted (Apr/06/1991)
Mac goes undercover as a football player after a schools star dies from a heart attack.

Episode 20: Bad Day at Eagle Rock (Apr/13/1991)
A group of high school extortionists has Hoffs, Mac and Fuller going in undercover to investigate.

Episode 21: Homegirls (Apr/20/1991)
Hoffs infiltrates a girl gang to find who is responsible for a murder of a teen she witnessed.

Episode 22: Second Chances (Apr/27/1991)
Hoffs and Mac investigate a car theft ring with the prime suspect being one of Hoffs students.

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Absolutely Fabulous Premiered on BBC One on November 12, 1992

Absolutely Fabulous began life as a sketch on French & Saunders but with Dawn French playing the role of Saffy. A pilot for the series was filmed but studio executives didn't believe that Dawn French was convincing playing a teenage girl and the part of Saffy was offered to Julia Sawalha. Joanna Lumley and June Whitfield were added to the cast and the popular BBC comedy series was ready to hit the airwaves. It remained one of the networks highest rated shows throughout it's complete run and was also a smash hit in the United States.

Cast:

Actor’s name	Character’s name
Jennifer Saunders	Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon
Joanna Lumley	Patricia 'Patsy' Stone
Julia Sawalha	Saffron 'Saffy' Monsoon
June Whitfield	Mrs. June 'Gran/Mother' Monsoon
Jane Horrocks	Bubble, Katy Grin, Lola

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Episode 1: Fashion (Nov/12/1992)
Edina is worried about her debut fashion show that she is organising and tries to prove to Saffy that she can function properly with out alcohol. Her friend Patsy's constant drinking doesn't help matters.

Episode 2: Fat (Nov/19/1992)
When Edina learns that her friend Penny Casper-Morse intends to visit her, Edina decides she needs to lose weight as Penny used to tease her about being fat. Patsy suggests the best way to lose weight quick is liposuction.

Episode 3: France (Nov/26/1992)
Edina and Patsy go on holiday to Province in France but the accommodation isn't quite what they were expecting. Edina and Patsy are unable to communicate with anybody and Edina orders Saffy to bring some food over from England. Bubble comes with Saffy and informs Edina that her interior design business is in trouble. When it's time to go home, Edina discovers that they've been staying in a cottage when they should have been staying in the château just down the road.

Episode 4: Iso Tank (Dec/03/1992)
Edina buys an Isolation Tank. While spending some time in the tank she dreams of an alternate world where Bubble is efficient and her daughter Saffy is interesting.

Episode 5: Magazine (Dec/10/1992)
Patsy tries to organise a fashion display for a morning television show. When all the models drop out at the last minute, Patsy tries to get Saffy and Edina's mother to step in. Edina goes out on a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.

Episode 6: Birthday (Dec/17/1992)
With her mother turning forty, Saffy arranges a party for her. Feeling that she is getting old, Edina refuses to attend the party.

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Episode 1: Hospital (Jan/27/1994)
Patsy's real age is revealed after she is exposed as having an affair with a leading politician. After stubbing her toe, Edina insists on having surgery on it. Patsy decides to have a face lift with disastrous results.

Episode 2: Death (Feb/03/1994)
When Edina's father passes away, Saffy is upset that her mother is more concerned about her weight than his death. Edina realises that she is also mortal and decides to spend a small fortune on some art she doesn't even want just so she can leave something behind when she dies.

Episode 3: Morocco (Feb/10/1994)
After agreeing to put a fashion spread in her magazine promoting Edina's new product called Pop-Specs, Patsy heads off to Marrakesh for the photo shoot with Edina and Saffy. Unhappy with Saffy tagging along, Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.

Episode 4: New Best Friend (Feb/24/1994)
Edina's friends Bettina and Max are coming for a visit and remembering how minimalistic they are she attempts to make the house presentable, even getting Patsy to leave. When Bettina and Max show up Edina discovers that they have had a baby and they clutter her house up with baby things.

Episode 5: Poor (Mar/03/1994)
Edina finds out that she is no longer receiving payments from her ex-husbands and wonders how she will survive. After talking to Saffy and her accountant, Edina realizes that she will have to make some cut backs. A trip to buy some food with Patsy ends up with Edina appearing in court.

Episode 6: Birth (Mar/10/1994)
Patsy accidentally burns down Edina's kitchen with her cigarette after falling asleep. Forced to live in the lounge, Edina and Patsy plan a night out which makes Saffy happy as she is having her new boyfriend around to watch a documentary on the television. When Edina's mother accidentally locks them in Edina tries to talk to her daughter about sex.

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Episode 1: Door Handle (Mar/30/1995)
Edina is determined to find the perfect door handle to match her new kitchen's decor. She and Patsy end up taking a day trip to New York on Concorde to try and find one.

Episode 2: Happy New Year (Apr/06/1995)
Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Year's Eve with her father and grandmother whilst Edina and Patsy decide to go to an underground rave party. The arrival of Patsy's sister changes their plans. Having not seen her her for thirty years Patsy is shocked by how much she has aged and they all end up spending the New Year at Saffy's boring party.

Episode 3: Sex (Apr/20/1995)
Edina wants to have a bigger bedroom and decides to knock into Serge's old bedroom. After finding an adult magazine in the room, Edina realizes that she hasn't had sex in a long time. Patsy convinces her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go as smoothly as they would have liked.

Episode 4: Jealous (Apr/27/1995)
Edina isn't happy when she doesn't win the PR of the Year award and is out for revenge. Edina comes to her daughter's aid for once in her life when Saffy gets some unwanted attention from her psychology lecturer.

Episode 5: Fear (1) (May/04/1995)
After Saffy leaves to go to University Patsy moves in with Edina. Lulu tells Edina that she no longer wants her to be her PA. When Patsy leaves her job at the magazine both they both realize that they have reached a crossroads in their lives.

Episode 6: The End (2) (May/11/1995)
Edina decides to move to a commune after falling out with Patsy where she tries to fit. Patsy's new job is New York isn't quite what she was hoping for. Edina is unable to fit in at the commune and heads to New York where she and Patsy are reunited. After heading home there is a glimpse of things to come in the future.

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Episode 1: Parralox (Aug/31/2001)
Patsy has injections to freeze her wrinkles. Edina is due to make an appearance on the television show This Morning. Saffy hopes to get a job with New Labour so that she can escape from her mother. Edina's mother gets hooked on the Internet.

Episode 2: Fish Farm (Sep/07/2001)
After attending a Marilyn Manson concert, Edina finds a good looking young man in her garden. Jago is a landscape gardener hired by Saffy and Patsy recognises him as the brother of a well known aristocrat. Edina tries to charm him to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.

Episode 3: Paris (Sep/14/2001)
Patsy goes to Paris for a fashion shoot and to spend time with her new best friend Erin O'Connor. Edina and Saffy also make the trip. Patsy struggles to kepi up with the younger models whilst Edina tries to bond with Saffy.

Episode 4: Donkey (Sep/21/2001)
Edina decides to try detox as she is still desperate to be thin. She also signs herself up for a military fitness program. Edina suffers with nightmares featuring god and the devil. Saffy finds herself being used by an old school friend called Taylor Johns. Patsy tries out a new image.

Episode 5: Small Opening (Sep/28/2001)
Edina tries to get Saffy's first play at a local theatre canceled as she worries it will embarrass her. Unable to stop it Edina and Patsy attend the opening night with the rest of the family. Patsy contributes her own ad libs from her seat.

Episode 6: Menopause (Oct/05/2001)
Edina isn't happy when Bubble accidentally e-mails her address book to her business rival. Going through the change makes Patsy behave strangely.

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Episode 1: Cleanin' (Oct/17/2003)
Saffy has been working overseas is in Iraq whilst her mother still has her P.A. business. The only problem is that she only has one client left who is Emma Bunton. Emma is only staying on as a client as she is an old friend of Saffy's. Patsy and Edina are always out partying and making a mess of the house. Emma forces them to tidy up when she learns that Saffy is returning home. Edina is shocked when Saffy returns home and announces that she is pregnant.

Episode 2: Book Clubbin' (Oct/17/2003)
Edina tells Saffy that she wants nothing to do with the baby. Saffy is shocked when a midwife gives her a demonstration on what child birth is like. Meanwhile Patsy and Eddy have a book club to which Edina's star guest doesn't show up and they end up discussing OK magazine. Edina finds out that Saffy's baby is going to be mixed-race and she has a dream about everyone liking her and she is cool. Edina decides the baby is an accessory she must have.

Episode 3: Panickin' (Oct/24/2003)
Edina has a panic room installed in her house. Patsy is at the shop and Minnie Driver walks in. Minnie is after some free clothes and Patsy arranges to meet her at Edina's house the next day for a styling session. Whilst they all at Edina's the next day Edina and Patsy end up getting locked in the panic room and end up watching Saffy on the CCTV cameras.

Episode 4: Huntin' Shootin' & Fishin' (Oct/31/2003)
Edina and Patsy go to a stately home for a weekend away where they meet the gamekeeper who will act as their guide. Saffy is at home with her friends Emma and Sarah. Sarah starts to display an unhealthy interest in Emma. Edina and Patsy find that their weekend away was not quite what they were expecting.

Episode 5: Birthin' (Nov/07/2003)
Saffy is about to give birth and Bo and Marshall arrive with plans to snatch Saffy's baby and sell it illegally. Patsy is to host the Style Awards at the Royal Albert Hall and isn't happy when Saffy's waters break all over her outfit. Edina nearly passes out as Saffy is about to give birth.

Episode 6: Schmoozin' (Nov/14/2003)
Edina is seeing her childhood boyfriend Pete again. He works at the Abbey Road studios and believes that he has discovered some lost Beatles recordings. Edina invites Elton John round to listen to them. Edina and Patsy go to the Abbey Road studios and convince Pete to show them around but will he end up regretting this decision.

Episode 7: Exploitin' (Nov/28/2003)
Edina bans her mother from her home after she invites her elderly friends to enjoy a spa in her bathroom. Patsy and Edina take baby Jane to a fashion shoot without Saffy's knowledge. Saffy tries to spend some time alone with John.

Episode 8: Cold Turkey (Dec/24/2003)
Eddie decides to spend her first Christmas at home but ends up going out all the time anyway. John Marshall and Bo arrive for Christmas and go on and on about their latest business venture. Patsy collapses and has to spend Christmas in hospital on drugs which makes her happy as she detests the festive season anyway.

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Episode 1. The Test
The family is on pins and needles when Roseanne thinks that she is pregnant again, each member voicing their unwanted opinion to her one by one. As the clock ticks away, waiting five minutes for the test result seems like an eternity. Meanwhile Becky is growing impatient, waiting for Dan to give her a driving lesson

Episode 2.  Friends and Relatives
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but when he needs the money back sooner than Arnie can repay, he has trouble asking family for a loan. Jackie steps in and offers to help, but Dan refuses time after time.

Episode 3. Like, a Virgin
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" when she sees that Becky is getting more and more attention from the boys. Yet it is Darlene that is kissing, and having a boyfriend, to her mom's surprise.

Episode 4. Like, a New Job
Despite her misgivings, Roseanne takes on a second job working in a coffee shop, leaving Dan in charge of the house. Jackie has to hold her back from interfering, when things that Dan does are unconventional, in Roseanne's book.

Episode 5. Goodbye, Mr. Right
After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job on the force. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.

Episode 6. Becky, Beds and Boys
Becky dates a boy her parents don’t like. Roseanne and Dan shop for a new bed.

Episode 7. Trick or Treat
Roseanne shows up dressed as a bearded lumberjack to a Halloween Party at the Lobo Lounge and spends the night "in character" as well as in costume.

Episode 8. PMS, I Love You
Roseanne's PMS and Dan's birthday coincide on the same day. Dan would rather avoid it by going out fishing. Darlene tells Dan the lake is frozen but comes up with another excuse by saying that he is going bowling. His family insists on throwing a surprise party. So, he struggles through her hormones and mood changes, hoping to make it through to see another day.

Episode 9. Bird is the Word
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo – which makes her suddenly popular at school – but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

Episode 10. Dream Lover
Roseanne is awakened by a moaning and sighing Dan, and wakes him up to demand to know what he is dreaming about. Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.

Episode 11. Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel – and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.

Episode 12. Confessions
Bev pays a surprise visit to Roseanne's, and she tricks Jackie into coming over for a share of the torture. Jackie arrives, expecting movies and chocolate, but is instead greeted by Bev's voice. As their visit drags on, they take a walk down memory lane, and Roseanne is crushed to hear that Bev thought that Jackie always had more potential than the ordinary Roseanne.

Episode 13. The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.

Episode 14. The Wedding
Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.

Episode 15. Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Becky is sick of Roseanne always butting into her life and runs away from home to live with Jackie. Jackie is against it at first - but once she realizes what a big help Becky is, she begins to be more comfortable with Becky there with her.

Episode 16. Home-Ec
Darlene is embarrassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

Episode 17. Valentine's Day
Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.

Episode 18. Communicable Theater
Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband, taking D.J. to get a badge for his scouts, and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.

Episode 19. Vegas Interruptus
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas. While Dan and Roseanne are gone, Becky and Darlene have a party and the boy that asked out Becky instead of Darlene apologizes. Darlene accepts his apology. Dan and Roseanne do not end up going to their trip to Las Vegas due to bad weather and Roseanne does get back to her job a few hours late. When Roseanne arrives at the luncheonette, Leon tells Roseanne that the only thing she has to do to get her job back is to ask him, she does and she gets her job back.

Episode 20. Her Boyfriend's Back
Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcyle against his orders which results in a "no talking war" between Dan and Becky. Dan realizes that they can't have this go on forever and has a talk with Becky.

Episode 21. Troubles with the Rubbles
The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.

Episode 22. Second Time Around
Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.

Episode 23. Dances with Darlene
Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.

Episode 24. Scenes from a Barbecue
The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

Episode 25. The Pied Piper of Lanford
Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.

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