sddvasquez

you can do whatever you want with your time, bala, but wouldn't you just have rather said what you didn't like about the october road i made?
get rid of the episode and year info and i'll tell you how to put the actor/character info into a text box in a minute.

sddvasquez

Supernatural - Season Three Episode Guide

1. The Magnificent Seven
Bracing themselves for the possibility of an apocalyptic war, Sam and Dean realize they have an enormous task of hunting down the hundreds of demons that escaped from the Devil's Gate. With only a year left to live, Dean decides to live life to the fullest and exhibits a carefree attitude that troubles Sam, who is trying to find a loophole in the deal. Bobby tells the brothers about a sighting in Nebraska, that turns out to be seven demons that are the actual manifestations of the Seven Deadly Sins. Ruby appears for the first time and seems to be stalking Sam. She then lends a hand at a crucial time.

2. The Kids Are Alright
Sam and Dean track down changelings that are pursuing mothers and their children. A boy they protect bears a strange resemblance to Dean, which at first makes Dean uncomfortable because he once had a one-night stand with the boy's mother Lisa. Sam learns more about his familiy roots and is offered a possible way to save Dean via a proposition from Ruby who appears again and shows Sam her true colors.

3. Bad Day At Black Rock
Word continues to spread of the Winchesters and the opening of a devil's gate, with them to blame. The Winchesters suddenly find their luck rising after finding a rabbit's foot. But Bobby tells Sam that the foot is cursed and brings death to the person who loses it. Bela appears for the first time and steals the foot from Sam, causing him a string of bad luck. Gordon's instincts may condemn Sam, as Sam is kidnapped by a mentee of fellow hunter who admires Gordon and brutally beats Sam. Sam swears that his past supernatural abilities are gone, but he is ignored because the hunter (Kubrick) believes he is on a mission from God to save the world from Sam. While looking for Sam, Dean spars with the thief Bela and, luckily, gains the upper foot

4. Sin City
Sam and Dean investigate a rash of violent deaths in Elizabethville, Ohio, a once-sleepy town that has been turned into a haven for gamblers and drinkers. Dean discovers demons have infiltrated Elizabethville and are using their powers of persuasion to make the townspeople succumb to their basic instincts. Meanwhile, Ruby helps Bobby rebuild the Colt from scratch and stuns him with some news.

5. Bedtime Stories
Fairy tales come to life when the brothers investigate Callie, a young girl who seems to personify Snow White. Poisoned by her stepmother and trapped in a coma, her spirit becomes angrier as more time passes. Callie's father visits her constantly, reading her original Brothers Grimm stories and unknowingly inspiring her carnage. After putting her spirit to rest, Sam meets the crossroads demon to "make a deal" - either release Dean from his bargain or die. The demon says that she doesn't have the power to break the deal and only her boss has that ability. She then taunts Sam that letting Dean die will be good for Sam.

6. Red Sky At Morning
Dean and Sam visit a woman, Gertrude, whose niece may have been drowned by ghosts from a sunken ship, only to find that the woman is well aware of that possibility and their cover has already been blown by Bela. Without missing a beat, Dean smoothly goes along with the woman's realization. Later, Bela and Dean struggle for the upper hand and Sam tries to avoid Gertrude's while they act as a distraction.

7. Fresh Blood
Gordon has escaped from prison, and trades Bela a valuable item in exchange for Sam's location. After an encounter with Sam and Dean, Gordon is taken captive by a vengeful vampire who at first plans to feed the famed vampire hunter to his new female companions. Meanwhile Dean tries to gently break the news to Sam that they'll have to kill Gordon when they find him. Sam surprises Dean by agreeing without protest. Later, the boys realize just how badly the vampire's new plan backfired when Gordon is turned into what he loathed most. When the boys find out Bela was responsible for Gordon finding them, Dean informs Bela the first thing he's going to do if they survive is kill her, but things appear to be resolved when she helps them locate him.

8. A Very Supernatural Christmas
In this Christmas-themed episode, Sam and Dean encounter a twisted couple that insist they are Pagan gods and share a craving for human meat. Flashbacks follow the Winchesters during Christmas 16 years ago when Sam first learned that the supernatural existed and that his father hunted it.

9. Malleus Maleficarum
Sam and Dean encounter a coven of witches who have been serving demons. Ruby tells Sam and Dean to get out of town while they still had the chance, but the Winchesters ignore her warning. Blood begins to spurt out Dean's mouth and Sam travels to the witchs' house to stop the spell. After a near-death experience, Ruby saves Dean and they both go to help Sam. The brothers learn that Ruby was once a human witch before becoming a demon.

10. Dream a Little Dream of Me
A maid comes into Bobby's hotel room and finds him asleep. No one can wake him up and the doctor concludes that he just suddenly lapsed into a coma. Dean and Sam investigate this ordeal and find that he is trapped within his own mind. The boys manage to save Bobby, but Dean must face one of his greatest fears.

11. Mystery Spot
Sam relives the same day over and over, continually having to deal with Dean's death. Determined to stop the time loop, he repeatedly tries to alter the day or otherwise prevent from his brother's death from ever occurring. After repeated failures, a slight change in how the day plays out tips Sam off on who the culprit really is. He confronts the man and it is revealed to be a Trickster, whom the brothers believed they had killed some time before. Sam attempts to kill him, but the Trickster ends the loop and allows the brothers to leave. The day after, Dean is shot by a mugger and dies. Distraught, Sam dedicates his life to tracking down the Trickster. Eventually, they meet once again, and Sam begs the Trickster to fix things.

12. Jus In Bello
Sam and Dean break into Bela's apartment in order to get the Colt back, but she has tipped off Agent Henricksen about their whereabouts and they are arrested. While Sam and Dean are locked in a cell in Colorado, a demon breaks in and kills some of the sheriff's men and possesses Henricksen.
After the guys vanquish the demon, the FBI agent realizes they were telling the truth and prepares to release them, but Ruby shows up to a warn Sam and Dean that the jailhouse is surrounded by a band of demons with a powerful new leader who wants Sam dead.

13. Ghostfacers
To air on 24 April, 2008. Sam and Dean work a case at the same place where the boys from Hell Hound's Lair are shooting the pilot for their reality show "Ghost Facers".

14. Long Distance Caller
To air on 1 May, 2008. People are getting phone calls from loved ones who have died. Dean receives a call from John.

15. Time Is On My Side
To air on 8 May, 2008. It will feature a new hunter.

16. TBA
To air on 15 May, 2008. Takes place on Dean's last day.
info from wikipedia.org

sddvasquez

”We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous.”

the story:
The show follows brothers Sam and Dean Winchester who travel across the country in a black 1967 Chevy Impala investigating and combating paranormal events and other unexplained occurrences, many of them based on American urban legends and folklore, as well as classic supernatural creatures such as vampires, werewolves, and ghosts.

When Sam was an infant and his brother Dean was only four years old, their mother, Mary, was murdered on November 2, 1983 (All Souls’ Day) in a bizarre way that pointed to the supernatural. Their father became obsessed with finding and destroying the thing that killed his wife and in the process trained his sons to recognize and defend themselves against paranormal entities. At a young age, both Sam and Dean became resourceful sleuths and experienced fighters assisting their father in his quest to destroy dangerous creatures and find the demon that had killed their mother.

Then Sam, a college student bound for law school who is determined to escape his family's past unlike his older brother who, like their father, has been consumed with an obsession to find the evil forces that murdered their mother, responds to Dean’s request to help him find their father who has gone missing. His one weekend trip to search for their father, however, becomes an ongoing quest after a horrible tragedy ruins any thought of a happy life for Sam.

the main cast:

Jared Padalecki	Sam Winchester
Jensen Ackles	Dean Winchester
Jim Beaver	Bobby Singer
Katie Cassidy	Ruby
Lauren Cohan	Bela Talbot

info compiled from wikipedia.org

Episode Guides:
The CW has announced the pickup of the show for a 4th season. Here below are links to the episode guides for the first three seasons.
season one
season two
season three

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bala

I couldn't find yours?

sddvasquez

it's post #83 i'm out of time and have to run now but i'll try to get something up tonight on how to make the tables so that you have it tomorrow! it's not that hard (compared with all the other work you're doing!)

bala

After his father unexpectedly commits suicide, Johnny Miller moves with his mother and stepfather to the wonderful Palm Springs. However, Johnny will soon learn that the place is not all sun and beauty, as murder mysteries and town gossip quickly ensue.

Unfortunately Hidden Palms is a short-lived American teen drama television series that ran from May 30, 2007 until July 4, 2007 on The CW in the United States. It was cancelled after eight first-run episodes. The series, created by Kevin Williamson, portrays the fictional lives of a group of teenagers and their families residing in Palm Springs, California.

Cast

Taylor Handley	Johnny Miller
Michael Cassidy	Cliff Wiatt
Amber Heard	Greta Matthews
Sharon Lawrence	Tess Wiatte
D. W. Moffett	Bob Hardy
Gail O'Grady	Karen Hardy
Ellary Porterfield	Liza Witter
Tessa Thompson	Nikki Barnes

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The enlightened vampire risks his soul to battle dark forces in the City of Angels in this noirish `Buffy the Vampire Slayer' spin-off. Formerly the Slayer's lover and ally, Angel relocated to L.A. seeking redemption for years of preying on innocents by combating demonic predators. It was a stylish addition to series creator Joss Whedon's `Buffy' saga, anchored by David Boreanaz's tender-tough title hero.

For over two centuries, Angelus was one of the most vicious vampires ever to walk the earth. Then he killed the wrong girl, and her grieving Gypsy family cursed the vampire with the return of his soul, causing him to suffer with remorse for all the hundreds of innocents that he had killed through the years. Now he goes by the name Angel, and he fights to protect the helpless from those who would prey upon them as he himself once did.


"If you need help, then look no further. Angel Investigations is the best. Our rates are low but our standards are high. When the chips are down, and you're at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on. And that's what you'll find here, someone that will go all the way, no matter what. So don't lose hope. Come on over to our offices and you'll see that there's still heroes in this world."

Cast

David Boreanaz	Angel
Charisma Carpenter	Cordelia[/td]
Glenn Quinn	Doyle
Alexis Denisof	Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
Andy Hallett	Lorne
J. August Richards	Charles Gunn
Amy Acker	Fred' Burkle/Illyria
James Marsters	Spike
Vincent Kartheiser	Connor

   


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bala

i don't like adding music to this because it's annoying-ssq like adding theme tune but it really annoys me because they all load up suddenly.

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I'll have to let roca know to check out what you've done.  I'm sure she'll love it.

Reply 108#108 bala's post

Actually adding the media was Tina's idea, and LBJ really likes it.  We have been setting the new ones (those not posted yet) so that if it's a long song they don't turn on automatically - you have to press play.  That way it's not so annoying for those who don't like it.

sddvasquez

ok the info on how to generate a table in bbcode is posted! go crazy, bala

bala

Thanks i think stick episode guide since there are easy to do

bala

1.  Roasting on an Open Fire


Marge spends the family Christmas fund to have Bart's tattoo removed. Homer takes a job as a Santa Claus to make more money, but ends up at the dog track with Bart betting his paycheck. Santa's Little Helper joins the family.

2. Bart the Genius

Bart swaps I.Q. tests with the Martin, the class brain, and ends up the butt of everyone's jokes at a school for gifted kids.

3. Homer's Odyssey


Homer gets fired for causing another accident at the nuclear power plant, and almost commits suicide. He see the light, and becomes a safety activist. He goes after his own plant, and Mr. Burns turns his friends against him.

4. There's No Disgrace Like Home


The Simpsons attend a company picnic for the power plant. After the kids misbehave and Marge gets drunk, Homer realizes the family need help. He sees and advert on TV for Dr. Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center - "family bliss or double your money back."Homer uses the kids' college fund and pawns the television to pay for the treatment. However, they turn out to be uncurable, and Dr. Monroe is forced to repay them double.The family leave, Homer decides to go and buy a brand new TV, and the family is blissful after all.

5. Bart the General


Bart gets into a fight with Nelson, the school bully, for protecting Lisa's cupcakes. Nelson beats him up after school, and vows to continue to beat him up every day.Bart turns to Grampa, who takes him too see Herman, an army veteran who runs a military supplies store. Herman helps him build and train an army of kids in the neighborhood.Bart confronts Nelson, and unleashes his army, who pelt Nelson with water balloons. He is tied up and must sign a treaty, promising never to beat up kids again.

6. Moaning Lisa


Lisa's feeling blue, but none of her family seems to understand. She hears distant saxophone playing, and sneaks off to investigate. She meets Bleeding Gums Murphy, a fellow jazz musician, who jams with her. Meanwhile, Homer and Bart play video boxing, where Homer is constantly being beaten. While Homer has nightmares about video boxing, Marge worries about Lisa.The next day, Marge tells Lisa to smile, even though she is sad, to make her more popular. However, Marge sees Lisa's classmates take advantage of her, and tells her to be herself. Lisa becomes happy again.

7.Call of the Simpsons


When the Simpsons get an RV camper, they go on a camping trip. However, they nearly go over the edge of a cliff. The family get out just before is falls off the cliff and blows up.Homer and Bart set off to find help, while Marge and Lisa stay behind, however, unknown to Homer and Bart, Maggie follows them and is taken in by a family of bears. Homer and Bart accidentally walk over the edge of a waterfall, and lose their clothes. Trying to find food, Homer wanders into a mud pool and is mistaken for Bigfoot by a naturist with a video camera.

8.The Telltale Head

Homer and Bart are chased through Springfield, carrying the head of a statue of Jebediah Springfield. They become surrounded and Bart recalls how he ended up with the head.The story begins on Sunday morning. After church, Bart sneaks off to see Space Mutants IV, but runs into some troublemakers. Jimbo, the leader, invites Bart to sneak into the movie with them. Later, the boys throw rocks at the statue of Jebediah Springfield, but when Bart defends the town founder, the bullies tease him.

9. Life on the Fast Lane


Homer buys Marge a bowling ball for her birthday, hoping to keep it himself. However, Marge keeps the ball and takes up bowling. At the bowling alley, she meets a Jacques, and experienced bowler and womanizer. He gives her lessons, and Marge goes to the bowling alley every night.Homer is upset and afraid that his marriage is failing. He tries to tell Marge how he feels about her, but the best he can come up with is that she makes good sanwiches.

10.Homer's Night Out   


While Bart (eventually) receives a spy camera, Homer attends a stag party for a co-worker at The Rusty Barnacle. Unknowingly, Marge takes the kids out to dinner at the same restaurant that night, where Bart witnesses Homer dancing with a belly dancer at the stag party.Bart takes a photo with his spy camera, and after he gets it developed, Milhouse asks for a copy and he distributes it around school. Soon, everyone in Springfield has a copy, including Marge, who kicks Homer out.

11.The Crepes of Wrath

After Bart blows up the school bathrooms by flushing a cherry bomb, Principal Skinner persuades Homer and Marge to take part in a student exchange program. Bart will study in France for three months, while the Simpsons take in a student from Albania. So Bart is packed off to France. However, when he arrives, Bart finds that the place is a dump, and he is staying with two crooks, who work him hard and put anti-freeze in the wine they make. Meanwhile, the rest of the Simpsons experience family bliss when their exchange student, Adil Hoxha, is the perfect child.

12.Krusty Gets Busted


Homer stops by at the Kwik-E-Mart on the way home from work one night and witnesses a robbery, committed by Krusty the Clown. Krusty is arrested and Sideshow Bob takes over his show. Outside the courthouse, Krusty tells Bart that he didn't commit the crime, and so Bart vows to find out who framed him.He asks Lisa for help, and they go to the Kwik-E-Mart to find clues. They discover that Krusty wouldn't have been able to use the microwave because he has a pacemaker, and that the robber was also reading - Krusty is illiterate.The kids go to see Sideshow Bob to find out more information about Krusty and his enemies. But, live on TV, Bart realizes that Sideshow Bob is the imposter who framed Krusty. He has large feet, whereas Krusty has tiny feet - that's why the robber yelled when Homer stepped on his clown shoe. The case is solved and Krusty thanks Bart for always believing in him.

13. Some Enchanted Evening


Feeling unloved by her family, especially Homer, Marge phones a radio shrink, who tells her to leave Homer. At work, Homer hears this, and so buys her flowers and chocolates and books himself and Marge into the Offramp Inn hotel.They eventually manage to get a babysitter, called Ms. Botz, and Homer and Marge leave. When the babysitter is out of the room, Bart and Lisa tune in to America's Most Armed and Dangerous, where they see the Babysitter Bandit - Ms. Botzucowski. Realizing that it is their babysitter, the kids run, but are caught and tied up. While the bandit rummages through the Simpsons' possesions, Maggie escapes from her crib and unties the kids.They knock out and tie up Ms. Botzucowski, and run to the nearest phone booth. Meanwhile, Homer and Marge return. Homer thinks the kids have played a prank on the babysitter and he frees her. Just then, the police and several TV crews turn up, and Homer realizes that he has made a stupid mistake.

SEASON 1 GUIDE

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1. Bart Gets an F

Bart enlists Martin's help after he fails yet another test and may have to repeat the fourth grade. In return, Bart teaches Martin how to be more popular.

2. Simpson and Delilah


Homer rushes out to buy a new hair growth formula, Dimoxonil, charging it to his health insurance at the power plant. He wakes up the next day with a thick mop of hair, and is soon given a promotion at the plant.He hires a male secretary named Karl, who teaches him some self-confidence. Burns is impressed so much by Homer that he gives him the key to the executive washroom. Smithers is jealous and snoops through Homer's files, finding the bogus health insurance policy. When confonting Homer about it, Karl takes the blame and is fired.

3. Treehouse of Horror

Bad Dream House: The Simpsons move into a haunted house that turns the family against each other.
Hungry Are The Damned: Aliens kidnap the Simpsons.The Raven: James Earl Jones narrates Edgar Allen Poe's classic tale starring the Simpsons.

4. Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish

While fishing near the power plant, Bart catches a three-eyed fish. A reporter is nearby and takes the story to the papers. Mr. Burns is blamed for the mutation, and is told to bring the plant up to scratch or have it shut down.Homer tells Burns that if he were governor he could change the laws and keep the power plant open. So Mr. Burns runs for governor, with a team of spin doctors and publicists trying to improve his image. They tell him that he is losing touch with the common man, so he goes for dinner with the Simpsons.

5. Dancin' Homer

Homer becomes the team mascot for the Springfield Isotopes and the family move to Capitol City.

6. Dead Putting Society

Bart and Todd Flanders enter a miniature golf tournament, however, rivalry between Homer and Flanders causes them to make a ridiculous bet.

7. Bart vs. Thanksgiving

Bart runs away from home after he 'accidentally' burns Lisa's Thanksgiving centerpiece and refuses to apologize about it.

8.Bart the Daredevil

After seeing Lance Murdoch perform dangerous stunts at a Monster Truck Rally, Bart decides to become a daredevil skateboarder, and tries to jump Springfield Gorge.

9. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge

After Maggie watches a violent Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, she attacks Homer with a mallet. Realizing that Maggie was influenced by TV, Marge campaigns to eradicate violence in cartoons.Marge stages protests and appears on TV. Eventually the producers give in and ask Marge's help in making the cartoon less violent. The show becomes very lame and ratings plummet. However, when Michelangelo's nude David statue is brought to Springfield, the other parents ask Marge to lead their campaign against it, but Marge likes the statue. She realizes that it is hypocritical to be against one form of free speech and support another.

10. Bart Gets Hit By A Car

Homer sues Mr. Burns for one million dollars after he runs Bart over in a car accident.

11. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish

Believing that he has eaten poison from a deadly blowfish, Homer tries to cram as much as he can into his remaining hours.

12.The Way We Was

When the TV goes out, Marge tells the kids how she and Homer met. In high school, Homer smokes and skips class, while Marge campaigns for womens' rights. Both end up in detention, where Homer instantly falls in love with her.To get to know her better, Homer asks Marge to tutor him for French, even though he doesn't take the subject. they stay up till late, having a good time, but when Homer is honest and reveals his plan, Marge storms out. However, Homer thinks he still has a date for the prom.

13. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Homer gets an illegal cable hook-up which Lisa refuses to watch, for fear of losing her soul.

14. Principal Charming

Homer sets up a date between Principal Skinner and Selma Bouvier. However, Skinner sees Patty first and it is her he falls in love with.

15. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Homer discovers he has a half-brother - a wealthy businessman called Herbert Powell.

16. Bart's Dog Gets an F

After chewing up Homer's new sneakers and the Bouvier family quilt, Santa's Little Helper is sent to obedience school.

17. Old Money


Grampa falls in love with a woman from his retirement home. After he misses her birthday because of Homer, she passes away, and Grampa will not forgive his son.

18. Brush with Greatness

Marge decides to take up painting, and is commissioned to do a portrait of Mr. Burns.

19. Lisa's Substitute

While Lisa falls in love with her new substitute teacher, Bart runs against Martin for Class President.

20. The War of the Simpsons

Bart clubs together with Milhouse and Martin to buy the very first Radioactive Man comic book, but arguments soon break out.

21. Three Men and a Comic Book

In order to earn enough money to purchase the very first "Radioactive Man" comic book, Bart takes a part-time job with a neighbor. However, after discovering that working is for chumps, Bart enters into a partnership with Martin and Milhouse.

22. Blood Feud

Mr. Burns needs double O negative blood, and only Bart can supply it. Now, Homer wants some gratitude for Bart's donation.

SEASON 2 GUIDE

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1. Stark Raving Dad


Lisa's birthday is coming up, and she asks Bart to actually put some effort into her present this year. Meanwhile. Homer must wear a pink shirt to work after Bart puts his red cap in with the white laundry.While at work Mr. Burns sees Homer with the pink shirt and believes him to be insane. Later he gets a sanity test from Dr. Monroe to bring home. Bart takes the test for Homer and he fails.

2. Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington

Lisa enters an essay contest in Reader's Digest and wins a all expenses paid trip for the whole family to go to Washington, D.C. While staying there she explores the building she sees a congressmen taking a bribe for cutting down the Springfield National Forest.She is stunned and starts to lose faith in democracy. She shreds her old essay and prepares a new one exposing the scam to the public during the contest.

3. When Flanders Failed

Ned Flanders one day decides to open a store in the Springfield Mall called the Leftorium, catering for lefties. Homer, however, hopes that the business will fail. Homer's wish soon comes true for Flanders however, as no-one visits his store.Meanwhile, Bart enrolls himself in karate but doesn't like it, so every time he is dropped off he sneaks off to the arcade. However, he soon regrets it when Lisa asks Bart to defend her from some bullies.Ned soon goes broke, and is forced to sell everything he owns in collateral, Homer soon feels guily about wishing him to fail, and calls up all of Springfield to go to Flanders' store. Soon business is booming and the customers join hands and sing ''Put On A Happy Face.'

4.Bart the Murderer


After a particularly bad day at school, Bart crashes down a flight of stairs on his skateboard, into the Legitimate Business Man Social club, a mobster's hangout. The Springfield Mafia are impressed with Bart's skills, so Fat Tony, the head of the mob, hires Bart as an errand boy and a bartender.Marge does not like the idea however, and gets Homer to check out the people Bart is working for. Homer, however, is impressed with Fat Tony. Fat Tony finds out that Principle Skinner has plans to keep Bart after school, so the mob pay him a visit. The next day Skinner is gone, and Bart is the main suspect

5.Homer Defined .

When Homer accidentally saves two nuclear plants, he becomes a hero, and is admired by his daughter, Lisa.

6. Like Father, Like Clown

Krusty finally drops by to have dinner with the Simpsons to thank Bart for believing in him. He reveals his real name is Krustofski, and he is estranged from his rabbi father, who disowned him when Krusty decided to be a clown instead of a rabbi. Bart vows to reunite Krusty and his father.

7.Treehouse of Horror II

Lisa, Bart, and Homer eat too much candy and end up having nightmares. In "The Monkey's Paw," the Simpsons go on a foreign trip and pick up a monkey's paw that gives the owner four wishes, each with bad side effects. In "Bart the Monster," everyone in Springfield must be happy or else Bart will punish them with his mental powers. Finally, in "Homer's Brain," Homer is randomly fired from the nuclear power plant, and gets hired as a gravedigger. He falls asleep in the grave, and gets picked up by Mr. Burns for a cyborg experiment.

8. Lisa's Pony

After disappointing Lisa, again, Homer finally buys Lisa a pony. In desperation to pay off the bills associated with owning a pony, Homer works the graveyard shift at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart.

9. Saturdays of Thunder

In order to bond with his son, Homer helps Bart build a soapbox racer. However, when Martin crashes his racer during the time trials, Bart must make an important decision: Turn his back on his father and be Martin's replacement driver, or race in his soapbox and let Nelson win.

10. Flaming Moe's

Homer helps invent the hottest drink in Springfield. But when Moe steals the recipe and turns Moe's Tavern into the hottest spot in Springfield, Homer vows revenge. Aerosmith guest stars

11. Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

Homer finds that his job as "safety inspector" is in danger when Mr. Burns sells the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to German businessmen for $100 million.

12. I Married Marge

The year is 1980, and Homer is working at the local miniature golf course, living with Marge's parents and dating Marge. Then Marge becomes pregnant with Bart.

13.Radio Bart

it's Bart's tenth birthday. Bart receives a radio microphone, which he promptly uses to play practical jokes on everyone, claiming to be a little boy named Timmy O'Toole who has fallen down the local well. Sting performs "We're Sending Our Love down the Well."

14. Lisa the Greek

Lisa's football predicting skills bring about a closer relationship between Homer and Lisa, until Lisa realizes that their good relationship may end with the Super Bowl.

15. Homer Alone

Marge goes crazy under pressure from the responsibilities of being a housewife. To relieve herself from all the pressure and stress, she takes a solo vacation at Rancho Relaxo.Since there is no babysitter for them Bart and Lisa go to Patty and Selma's. While Marge is gone late one night Maggie goes in search of her mother. Homer finds out that Maggie is gone and goes looking for her but can't find her.

16. Bart the Lover

While cleaning the room he goes through Mrs. Krabappel's desk and finds a want ad for a man. Bart answers it in the name of ''Woodrow'' and soon they are both writing back and forth. She asks ''Woodrow'' for dinner, so Bart agrees, leaving her alone in the restaurant.Bart feels sad so he reveals it to the family. They then write another letter as Woodrow saying that he must leave her forever.

17. Homer at the Bat

Mr. Burns bets $1 million that his company team can beat a competing plant's team. In order to do so, he replaces the regular team with new security guard Roger Clemens, new janitor Wade Boggs, lunchroom cashier Ken Griffey Jr. and other new employees like Steve Sax, Don Mattingly, Ozzie Smith, Darryl Strawberry, Jose Canseco and Mike Scoscia.

18. Separate Vocations

fter taking the Career Aptitude Normalization Test, or C.A.N.T. test, Lisa discovers she's suited to be a homemaker, while Bart is meant to be a police officer. Bart enjoys his taste of authority as Lisa turns into a bad kid.

19.Dog of Death

When Santa's Little Helper suffers from a twisted stomach, the Simpsons sacrifice in order to pay for a life-saving operation. But when the family starts resenting SLH, the dog runs away, and quickly becomes one of Mr. Burns' hounds.

20. Colonel Homer

After a particularly bad movie experience, Homer drives to a bar where he discovers a singer named Lurleen Lumpkin. He becomes Colonel Homer, her manager, much to Marge's disgus

21. Black Widower

Sideshow Bob gets paroled, and marries Selma. However, Bart suspects that Sideshow Bob has something else up his sleeve.

22. The Otto Show

Otto loses his job driving the school bus because he doesn't have a driver's license. He gets kicked out of his apartment and goes to live with the Simpsons.

23. Bart's Friend Falls in Love

Bart feels betrayed when he discovers Milhouse is secretly dating a new girl. Meanwhile, Homer tries to lose weight by listening to a subliminal tape.

24. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

Herbert Powell returns, and asks the Simpsons for help with an invention of his, using the money Homer received from the nuclear plant for an award.

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1.Kamp Krusty

Bart and Lisa spend six weeks at Camp Krusty. However, the camp is not what it was advertised to be, as Bart and Lisa quickly find out.

2.A Streetcar Named Marge

Marge takes a part in the musical version of "A Streetcar Named Desire," co-starring a buff Ned Flanders as Stanley.

3.Homer the Heretic

In a dream, Homer gets permission from God to skip church, much to Marge's objections. (Read a detailed guide for "Homer the Heretic.")

4.Lisa the Beauty Queen

Homer enters Lisa in a beauty contest, and Lisa comes in as runner-up. But when the winner is injured, Lisa becomes "Little Miss Springfield."

5.Treehouse of Horror III

In "Clown Without Pity," Bart receives an evil talking Krusty doll for a birthday present.
In "King Homer," Homer is a King Kong clone. In "Dial 'Z' For Zombies," Bart picks out a book from the occult section for a book report. He tries to raise a dead Snowball I, but instead the dead people of Springfield rise up.

6.Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie

When Bart fails to keeps an eye on Maggie and puts her life in danger, Homer finally puts his foot down on Bart's mischief by passing the ultimate punishment: Bart can never see "The Itchy and Scratchy Movie."

7. Marge Gets a Job

The Simpsons home needs about $8,000 worth of foundation work, so Marge gets a job at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Things start getting awkward when Mr. Burns develops a crush on Marge. Tom Jones guest stars.

8. New Kid on the Block

Bart develops a crush on the new girl next door, but his heart breaks when she dates Jimbo. Sara Gilbert guest stars.

9.Mr. Plow

After Homer wrecks the two family cars by driving during a snowstorm, he buys a snowplow and opens his own business as "Mr. Plow." The competition becomes fierce when Homer's best buddy, Barney, starts a competing plowing business as the "Plow King." Linda Ronstadt guest stars. (Read a detailed guide of "Mr. Plow.")

10. Lisa's First Words

While trying to get Maggie to say her first words, Homer recalls what happened when Lisa was born, when they first moved into the house, and what Lisa said as her first words.

11. Homer's Triple Bypass

All those years of eating fatty foods causes Homer to have a heart attack. Homer sees Dr. Nick Riviera for a discount operation.

12. Marge vs. the Monorail

After Mr. Burns pays $3 million for a fine for illegal disposal of nuclear waste, the people of Springfield decide to build a monorail that quickly falls apart. Leonard Nimoy guest stars.

13.Selma's Choice

From beyond the grave, Aunt Gladys Bouvier warns Selma to get married and have a child.

14. Brother from the Same Planet

Bart seeks a new father when Homer continually neglects him. For spite, Homer replaces Bart with a "little brother." Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to a "Springfield Heights, 90210" star.

15. I Love Lisa

Lisa's pity Valentine to Ralph Wiggum misleads him to believe she likes him.

16. Duffless

After Homer gets caught driving drunk, he promises Marge to quit drinking for one month. Meanwhile, when Bart ruins Lisa's science project, she takes revenge by pitting Bart's intelligence against that of a hamster.

17.Last Exit to Springfield

Homer becomes a Union boss and negotiates a new contract with the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, mindful that Lisa needs braces. Dr. Joyce Brothers guest stars.

18.So It Has Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show

Bart's prank hospitalizes Homer, whose life flashes by (in past clips) before he goes into a coma.

19.The Front

After watching a particularly bad "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoon, Lisa and Bart write their own episode as Abraham Simpson. Meanwhile, Homer takes night school to make up a missing science credit. Brooke Shields has cameo.

20. Whacking Day

Barry White helps Lisa save the snakes of Springfield on Whacking Day. Bart is expelled from school for embarrassing Mr. Skinner during a school inspection.

21. Marge in Chains

When the Osaka Flu hits Springfield, everyone suffers. Marge accidentally shoplifts at the Kwik-E-Mart and spends 30 days at the local prison. David Crosby has a cameo.

22.Krusty Gets Kancelled

When the Gabbo show gets Krusty cancelled, Krusty quickly hits the skids. However, Lisa and Bart vow to help Krusty out by organizing a comeback special with Johnny Carson, Bette Midler, Luke Perry, Hugh Hefner and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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1. Homer's Barbershop Quartet


Homer recalls when he, Apu, Barney and Principal Skinner became recording icons known as the "B Sharps" -— after Barney replaced Chief Wiggum, on the advice of their manager. George Harrison and David Crosby have cameos.

2. Cape Feare

The Simpsons go incognito to avoid the newly paroled Sideshow Bob, who's out to get Bart.

3. Homer Goes to College

Homer takes Nuclear Physics 101 at the local college, where he gets a trio of nerdy tutors expelled for extracurricular activities.

4. Rosebud

When Mr. Burns was a child, he gave up his teddy bear, Bobo, for a life of riches. Now he wishes for Bobo, who falls into the loving grip of Maggie. The Ramones have a cameo.

5. Treehouse of Horror IV

In "The Devil and Homer Simpson," Homer gives up his soul for a single doughnut.
Now, the Devil wants Homer. Bart Simpson has a nightmare about a bus crash. Next in "Terror at 5 1/2 Feet," Bart's nightmare is about to come true when a playful gremlin starts taking the school bus apart piece by piece. In "Bart Simpson's Dracula," Mr. Burns is a powerful vampire who invites the Simpsons for dinner.

6. Marge on the Lam

When Homer doesn't show up for a date at the ballet, Marge decides to take neighbor Ruth Powers. Ruth returns the favor and takes Marge out the next night, which includes running from the police in a stolen car.

7. Bart's Inner Child

Bart accidentally has the entire town emulating his actions, thanks to a feel-good therapist. James Brown has a cameo.

8. Boy Scoutz N The Hood

When Bart finds $20, he splurges on a gigantic squishee, made of pure syrup. He wakes up from a sugar hangover to discover he joined the Junior Campers, led by Ned Flanders.

9. The Last Temptation of Homer

Homer crushes on a new female employee at the nuclear plant who loves doughnuts, sleeping and TV. Meanwhile, Bart suffers as the school nerd after a visit to Dr. Hibbert. (Read a detailed guide of "The Last Temptation of Homer.")

10. $pringfield

Springfield votes to legalize gambling when the economy stumbles. Mr. Burns opens his own casino. Homer becomes a blackjack dealer. And Marge gets addicted to gambling. (Play a game of online blackjack with Homer as your dealer.)

11. Homer the Vigilante

Homer leads a vigilante group to catch the Springfield Cat Burglar, who steals from the museum. Sam Neill guest stars.

12. Bart Gets Famous

Bart escapes a boring field trip to a cardboard factory. He sneaks into the "Krusty the Klown" show, and becomes Krusty's assistant. Bart is launched into instant stardom after accidentally wrecking the set on live TV and uttering, "I didn't do it." But fame isn't all it's cracked up to be. Conan O'Brien has a cameo.

13. Homer and Apu

First, Homer has Apu fired after getting food poisoning from eating at the Kwik-E-Mart. Regretting his actions, Homer takes Apu to the home office in India to get Apu's job back. James Woods has a voice cameo.

14. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacey

Lisa tracks down the creator of the Malibu Stacy doll when the latest talking version is demeaning to females. With help from the dollmaker, Lisa creates her own doll that says empowering phrases. Kathleen Turner guest stars.

15. Deep Space Homer

After seeing their TV ratings decline, NASA decides to send "Joe Average" to space. Homer and Barney compete for the spot. (Read a review of "Deep Space Homer.")

16. Homer Loves Flanders

After Ned Flanders give a ticket to Homer for a much-hyped football game, Homer becomes Ned's best friend.

17. Bart Gets An Elephant

Bart chooses an elephant as a prize for winning a KBBL's radio contest. Stampy wreaks havoc in the Simpson home.

18. Burns' Heir

Mr. Burns chooses Bart to be his heir. Bart moves into the Burns mansion, and Homer and Marge must de-program Bart to get him back.

19. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baddasssss Song

Bart brings Santa's Little Helper to school for Show and Tell. The dog escapes and gets Principal Skinner fired. But without Skinner as his enemy, Bart isn't having any fun.

20. The Boy Who Knew Too Much

The Mayor's nephew is blamed for a terrible crime, and only Bart can clear him. But to do so, Bart would have to reveal he skipped class.

21. Lady Bouvier's Lover

Grampa Simpson falls in love with Marge's mother, who breaks his heart when she decides to marry Montgomery Burns.

22. Secrets of a Successful Marriage

Homer teaches a course on marriage. Unfortunately, he doesn't succeed as a teacher until he starts spilling some of Marge's personal secrets.

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1. Bart of Darkness


After breaking his leg, Bart spends the summer at his bedroom window, watching Lisa and the neighborhood kids swimming in the Simpson's pool. Bart finds the view boring until he sees Ned Flanders murdering his wife.

2. Lisa's Rival

It looks as if Lisa's days as the class brain are numbered when the new student proves to be smarter, younger, and plays the sax better than her. Meanwhile, Homer strikes white gold in the form of an over-turned Sugar truck.

3. Another Simpsons Clip Show

A romance novel prompts Marge to have a family meeting to discuss the values of love and past romances.

4. Itchy & Scratchy Land

The family's trip to Itchy & Scratchy Land, the violentest place on earth, proves heavenly until the Itchy & Scratchy robots become truly violent.

5. Sideshow Bob Roberts

With the help of a radio talk show host, Mayor Quimby is pressured into releasing Sideshow Bob from prison.Bob then runs for mayor and wins. Bart and Lisa set out to prove Mayor Bob didn't win legally. Other voices include Larry King and Dr. Demento.

6. Treehouse of Horror V

In "The Shinning," Homer goes insane with no beer or at an isolated mountain lodge. In "Time and Punishment," Ned Flanders becomes the ruler of a George Orwellian world after Homer adversely uses a toaster as a time machine. In "Nightmare Cafeteria," too many detention students plus school budget cuts equals a new menu from Principal Skinner.

7. Bart's Girlfriend

Bart's infatuation with the Reverend's daughter is short-lived when she steals the church collection plate and he is blamed for the theft. Meryl Streep guest stars.

8. Lisa on Ice

Lisa's surprising ability at hockey spawns jealousy in Bart and a showdown when their teams meet.

8. Homer Bad Man

Homer's life comes crashing down on him when a simple grab for a candy treat is misinterpreted as sexual harassment by the family's new baby sitter. Dennis Franz has a voice cameo.

9. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy

Grampa Simpson's love tonic saves Homer and Marge's sex life. Bart thinks Springfield is invaded by UFOs since all the adults are acting so strangely.

10. Fear of Flying

Marge's fear of flying is revealed after the family earns a free trip to almost any state of their choice. To overcome her fear, Marge visits a psychiatrist and learns that her father may be the key. Anne Bancroft guest stars.

11. Homer the Great

Homer joins The Stonecutters where his greatness is revealed. When he tries to use the secret society to better the world, he finds himself on the outside looking in.

12. And Maggie Makes Three

When Lisa wonders what happened to Maggie's photos in the family album, Homer tells her of the dream job and debt-free life he had before Marge got pregnant with Maggie.

13. Bart's Comet

Springfield's days are numbered when Bart discovers a comet is heading straight for them. Flanders has the only bomb shelter in town, which causes violence in Springfield.

14. Homie the Clown

Homer goes to clown college and becomes a knock off Krusty. But he gets in trouble when Fat Tony and his mob think he's the real thing.

15. Bart vs. Australia

The government of Australia isn't impressed with Bart's expensive prank phone call and demands that he apologizes in person.

16. Homer vs. Patty & Selma

Homer's becomes Selma's and Patty's slave after accepting their loan. Meanwhile, Bart is forced to take ballet. Voice cameos: Susan Sarandon, Mel Brooks.

17. A Star is Burns

In order to boost Springfield's popularity, the townspeople hold a film festival to attract more tourists. Marge invites Jay "The Critic" Sherman to judge.

18. Lisa's Wedding

Lisa attends the Springfield Renaissance Faire, where a fortune teller gives her news of Lisa's future British fiance. Mandy Patinkin guest stars.

19. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

Santa's Little Helper hooks up with She's the Fastest, and they become parents of twenty-five puppies. Mr. Burns takes them in, but Bart and Lisa discover he has an evil agenda.

20. The PTA Disbands

Bart gleefully orchestrates a teacher's strike. He regrets the whole thing when Marge becomes his teacher. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to cope with the whole situation.

21. 'Round Springfield

Bart winds up in the hospital as a result of eating a metal Krusty-O, and when Lisa comes to visit him, she is reunited with Bleeding Gums Murphy, who recounts his big break on The Tonight Show.

22. The Springfield Connection

After thwarting a criminal, Marge joins the police force. But she winds up arresting Homer when he tries to take advantage of her occupation too many times.

23Lemon of Troy

The kids from Shelbyville steal the beloved tree from Springfield. Bart and his friends vow to get it back.

24. Who Shot Mr. Burns? - Part One

Mr. Burns makes a lot of enemies, but only one shot him. Who was it?

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1. Who Shot Mr. Burns? - Part Two

After Mr. Burns is shot, Chief Wiggum follows a trail of DNA that leads to the Simpson's front door step. Homer is charged, but he escapes before he can be jailed. Lisa and Bart must find a way to prove Homer is innocent.

2. Radioactive Man

Bart is bitter when he loses the role of Fallout Boy to Milhouse for the new Radioactive Man movie. But soon Milhouse is cracking under the pressure and Bart must help his friend.

3. Bart Sells His Soul

Bart's faith is tested when he sells his soul for five dollars. Also, Moe tries to bring in more customers by turning his bar into Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag.

4. Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily

Bart, Lisa and Maggie are placed in the care of the Flanders family when Homer and Marge are found to be unfit parents.Now, Homer and Marge must prove to the authorities that they are good parents.

5. Lisa the Vegetarian

A trip to a local petting zoo leads to confrontations at the dinner table when Lisa decides to become a vegetarian.

6. Treehouse of Horror VI

In "Attack of the 50 ft Eyesores," giant billboard characters come to life during a bizarre storm. In "Nightmare On Evergreen Terrace," Groundskeeper Willie dies in a firy death, but vows revenge on the school children, and begins killing them in their dreams. In "Homer 3," Homer discovers a third dimension when he tries to hide from Patty and Selma.

7. King-Size Homer

A strong desire to work at home prompts Homer to gain a lot of weight so he can claim work disability. (Read a detailed guide for "King-Size Homer".)

8. Mother Simpson

Through a misunderstanding, Homer discovers his mother is very much alive, but with a very shady past.

9. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

Sideshow Bob slips away from prison detail, steals an atomic bomb and threatens to detonate it unless the town of Springfield gives up television.

10. The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular!

Troy McClure hosts a half-hour show looking back at "The Simpsons" eight year history.

11. Marge Be Not Proud

Bart manages to keep a failed "four-fingered discount" trip a secret from Homer and Marge. But unfortunately, Marge discovers his crime when the Simpsons return to the store to have the family Christmas photo taken.

12. Team Homer

Thanks to Mr. Burns' ether-induced state, Homer gets the money he needs to start a bowling team. However, Burns' head clears and he wants in.

13. Two Bad Neighbors

George and Barbara Bush move into the home across from the Simpsons. Homer's jealousy of his new neighbors turns to rage when the former President gives Bart a spanking.

14. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

The Simpson family mingles with social highbrows when a chance encounter between Marge and an old classmate yields an invitation to the Springfield Country Club.

15. Bart the Fink

When Bart accidentally finks on him to the IRS, Krusty the Klown decides to go for that last plane ride.

16. Lisa the Iconoclast

While digging into Jebediah Springfield's past, Lisa discovers that the town founder isn't the hero as everyone thinks he was. The historical society's curator tries to hush up the scandal.

17. Homer the Smithers

Smithers takes a much needed vacation. To make sure Mr. Burns doesn't replace him with a better employee, he hires Homer as his temporary replacement.

18. A Fish Called Selma

Troy McClure's sagging film career is given a boost when he is seen in public with Selma. To stay in the public eye, Troy must do more than merely date her.

19. The Day the Violence Died

With the help of Lionel Hutz, Bart unwittingly bankrupts the studio that produces Itchy & Scratchy when they successfully prove the idea for Itchy was stolen some years ago.

20. Bart on the Road

With fake IDs in hand, have Bart, Nelson, Martin and Milhouse hit the wide open road. Meanwhile, Lisa spends some quality time with Homer at the power plant.

21. Short Films About Springfield

A dull, lazy afternoon prompts Bart and Milhouse to wonder if anything interesting ever happens in Springfield. Through a "Pulp Fiction" style of storytelling, we see various perspectives of Springfield.

22. The Curse of the Flying Hellfish

Mr. Burns and Grampa are the last surviving members of a group of World War II veterans who swore the last one alive would inherit confiscated treasure. Mr. Burns is determined that he'll be the one who collects the prize.

23. Much Apu About Nothing

Anti-immigration fever hits Springfield and Homer catches the fever until he discovers his favorite food vendor, Apu, is an illegal immigrant. Joe Mantegna guest star.

24. Homerpalooza

Homer earns himself a place in Lollapalooza, as part of the travelling freak show. His talent? Catching cannon balls with his belly.

25. Summer of 4 Ft. 2

In the hopes of making friends on the latest family vacation trip, Lisa packs an empty suitcase, determined to leave her "nerdy" self behind.

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