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Two And A Half Men Season 3 Guide
Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Charlie wants to call the cable guy as the cable is playing up but Alan decides he can fix it and goes on the roof, after fixing it Alan falls off the roof and hurts himself, Alan needs someone to watch Jake, and Charlie offers until it interferes with his social life which is what happened at the game store, Evelyn comes round to introduce a girl to Alan only to find Alan with his pants around his ankles.
Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter. and Alan makes trouble at the school
Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Charlie finds out that Alan has been seeing his ex-wife, which is the reason he hasn't been dating. Alan tells Charlie not to tell Jake because he doesn't want him to get his hopes up. Judith and Alan spend a day together at the house, but Jake keeps interrupting when they try to get sensual in the hot-tub. When they take it to the bedroom, Alan screws everything up for himself.
Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Alan lets Berta stay at Charlie's house for a few days, which causes a rift between the brothers and forces Alan to look for a new place to live.
Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
Charlie has a new woman in his life and things are going really well, after Charlie screws things up Alan accuses him of being a misogynist, and after running to the dictionary, Charlie denies it. Rose tells Charlie his problems come from his mother and he can never have a lasting relastionship until he sorts his issues with his mother out, Charlie goes to see his mother and he finds it very akward talking to her.
Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
Alan dislikes Isabella, Charlie's latest flame. Their rocky start spirals into suspicion of satanic rituals causing Alan and Charlie to both look very strange and Berta to leave and not come back until Isabella had left, but there is a unexpeced turn of events which scare Isabella off and Charlie, Alan and Jake have to dress up for Evelyn's party.
Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher. After his romantic overtures toward an attractive ballet teacher, Mia, are rejected, Charlie will stop at nothing to prove to Alan that he can persuade her to go out on a date with him. When he talks a reluctant Jake into taking her dance class to help his cause, his plan is derailed when Jake falls for her, too.
Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend
Alan strikes up a friendship with Charlie's wealthy and amorous neighbor, Norma, only to find himself on the defensive as she puts on a full-court press to win his affections. Alan asks Charlie for advice but all Charlie can do is make jokes about Norma's age, In the end Alan does what he has to do, Meanwhile, Charlie tries to dissuade Jake from donating money to a televangelist.
Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
Charlie helps Alan cope with his lifelong obsession to get women's approval. Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed. After drowning his sorrow in many drinks, he has a life-changing epiphany and vows to a skeptical Charlie that he is no longer going to grovel for validation from his mother and the other women in his life.
Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
Alan starts dating a Martha Stewart-like perfectionist (Josie Davis) who takes command of the house during the holidays.
Episode 12: That Special Tug
Charlie and Alan drop Jake off at a friend's house and head out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out after convincing himself that Jake was too eager to spend the weekend away from him. Recognizing that desperate times call for desperate measures, Charlie begins seeing a therapist, ostensibly to learn how to cope with his brother's ever-increasing emotional instability.
Episode 13: Humiliation is a Visual Medium
No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lost it when he confesses that they have been dating for more than a month and haven't consummated the relationship. After a continuing series of chaste dates -- walking on the beach, visiting an art gallery, going bowling -- that end with Charlie frustrated at Mia's doorstep, he makes a proposal that threatens their burgeoning romance.
Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of finally consummating their relationship, but his path to the promised land is blocked when she finds out that he hasn't told his former paramours that he's in a committed relationship. Meanwhile, Alan starts dating Kandi, Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend, who is half his age.
Episode 15: My Tongue is Meat
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
Episode 16: Ergo, The Booty Call
As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what a "booty call" is. Meanwhile, Jake celebrates with a sip of coffee and a handful of vitamins - or at least, that's what he assumes the blue pills in his dad's bathroom cabinet are, with the "V" imprinted. Like Berta says, he's going to need another party hat.
Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan ends up leasing her a new one. Charlie warns him to break things off with her, but when Alan spends his last dime on Kandi's root canal and can't pay Judith's alimony, Charlie is forced to cover for him.
Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.
Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Alan is depressed that his hot young girlfriend, Kandi, has left him to go stay with his bitter ex-wife, Judith, who has brainwashed her against him. At the advice of Mandi, Kandi's mother, Alan goes to Judith's to try to win her back. Meanwhile, Kandi has set Judith up on a date with Andy, her father.
Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.
Episode 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.
Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.
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