You've never had man flu?? It's the worst kind of flu/cold inflicted on anyone. It renders the man incapable of raising a finger around the house, cooking any meals, looking after the kids, gardening,shoppoing. everthing really...
Generally when I have it I cannot get of the couch other than to get another beer. It is advisable to not get your own beer if possible and get the other half/mum to get it for you. As this can make you symtoms last for longer.
Women are soo lucky they will never experience this affliction.