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Episode 1 – Pilot
Secret Service agents Lattimer and Bering are "rewarded" with a transfer to the top-secret Warehouse 13. They meet Artie Nielsen, the caretaker of the mysterious warehouse, who tells them about their new job. The agents are responsible for the collection of every supernatural and unexplained item that the U.S. Government has ever collected. For their first assignment, they are sent to Iowa to investigate a possible artifact belonging to a college student who went berserk and assaulted his girlfriend while chanting an Italian incantation.

Episode 2 – Resonance
Pete and Myka are after a team of bank robbers who have a distinctive weapon. Meanwhile, Artie examines the security breach at the warehouse.

Episode 3 – Magnetism
Pete and Myka are sent to investigate a town where the inhabitants' minds are being altered making them act as they please. Meanwhile, Artie is confused by the energy flows going on in the warehouse.

Episode 4 – Claudia
A woman kidnaps Artie and insists that he help her recover her brother... who was lost in an artifact-related experiment 12 years ago.

Episode 5 – Elements
The theft of a sculpture leads Myka and Pete to a sacred Indian cave holding an ancient secret of creation... and destruction.

Episode 6 – Burnout
Pete and Myka take on a previous agent's assignment after the man's corpse turns up in the basement of a St. Louis police station.

Episode 7 – Implosion
On the trail of a samurai sword gifted to the President, the agents encounter a rival artifact-seeker.

Episode 8 – Duped
Pete goes to Las Vegas with Myka to recover an artifact from a couple of gamblers... unaware that the real Myka is trapped in a mirror at the warehouse.

Episode 9 – Regrets
While Pete and Myka investigate a series of artifact-related suicides at a Florida prison, Claudia uses an artifact at the warehouse.

Episode 10 – Breakdown
While Pete, Myka, and Claudia are trapped in the warehouse, Artie is forced to answer to his superiors.

Episode 11 - Nevermore
Myka travels home to see her dying father.

Episode 12 - MacPherson
MacPherson engages in a scheme to secretly sell off Warehouse artifacts.

Source: tv.com

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I havent done an episode guide in a long time and i couldnt get a picture on no matter how many times it was explained to me.   i dont really know what to do after i posted an episode guide though...

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Episode 1 – About a Pilot
Amy Ryan is finally on her own and she passes up sorority life to share a house with four guys.

Episode 2 – About the Rules
Although Amy is living with the guys she doesn't want to live like one too. She takes things into her own hands by cleaning the house, but she is getting tired of always having to pick up after them, so she tries to set some ground rules. Jason starts to follow some but the guys soon make fun of him and they go back to their manly ways. Amy gets upset and goes to her room, Jason follows and sees how much of a neat freak Amy is. He notices her backpacks arranged for each day of the week. Amy just simply says she likes order. At the end, they decided on some rules. One that Amy made was for Jason not to bring random girls in the dorm unless telling everyone and he breaks it so Amy then becomes even more mad and says that they will only have one rule and that's not to be a jerk. The guys all say that was the one rule that we had anyway but decide to just let Amy think she won.

Episode 3 – About a Job
Amy enjoys her job at the campus bookstore but that all changes when her boss becomes romantically interested in her.

Episode 4 – About a Flood
After Stacy's sorority house floods, she stays with Amy and the guys.

Episode 5 – About a Break-Up
Amy turns to the guys for support after her new boyfriend lets her down.

Episode 6 – About a Visit
When Amy's mom unexpectedly visits, it spells trouble for her time remaining in the house.

Episode 7 – About a Dream
On the eve of the campus chili-cookout, Amy has a sexy dream about Jason.

Episode 8 – About a Prank War  
Amy has to fight back when the guys pull a prank on her.

Episode 9 – About an F-Word
When Amy fails her marine-biology exam, she asks the guys what she should do. After following their advice, she has a major blow up in front of her class. Now Amy must decide if marine-biology is really her life's passion.

Episode 10 - About an All-Niter
Amy takes the guys to the library for an all night study session. Her plan heads south, however, when the guys start pining over the hot librarian.

Episode 11 – About a Boot
When Amy's car gets booted due to Dude and McRitchie's excessive parking tickets, it sparks an argument in the house. Everyone is taught a lesson when Amy is forced to watch McRitchie's lab rat. Meanwhile, Erin gives Benny a makeover.

Episode 12 – About a Tent
The guys go on a weekend camping trip with Amy and her best friend Erin. The only problem: there's only one tent.

Episode 13 – About a Homecoming
The guys' old roommate returns and it worries Amy. She's concerned about her place among the guys.

source: tv.com

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Episode 1 - Mr. Bean
Mr Bean is ready for his exam with his vast array of stationary and revision he's done, until he learns he's memorised the wrong stuff. He then takes a trip to the beach where he tries to change into his swimming trunks discretely. Lastly, he attempts to stay awake in church and also tries to avoid sneezing.

Episode 2 – The Return Of Mr. Bean
First Mr Bean goes department-store shopping with his new American Express card, second he treats himself to a slap-up birthday meal for one, and lastly he waits at a cinema for the Queen to arrive for a Royal Film Premiere.

Episode 3 – The Library
When Mr. Bean accidentally wrecks a book, he tries to hide it from the man who works at the library.

Episode 4 – The Curse Of Mr. Bean
Mr Bean tries out the high dive at the swimming pool where he is petrified and won't jump. He then tries to get out of paying for parking but can't find a way of doing it. Afterwards he tries to make the perfect sandwich in the park and he has to sit through a really scary movie...


Episode 5 – Mr. Bean's Red Nose Day
Nicknamed "Red Nose Day," this yearly special has drawn upon the comic talents of Britain's best farceurs, all donating their talents for the cause. The March 15, 1991, edition of Comic Relief featured, among many others, Rowan Atkinson, repeating his familiar characterization of the clueless, disastrously clumsy Mr. Bean. Atkinson's contribution, the six-minute skit "Mr. Bean's Red Nose Day," has unfortunately not yet been reissued to home video.

Episode 6 – Mr. Bean Goes To Town
Mr Bean buys his first TV which he can't get to work...unless he's not directly looking at it. He has also purchased a new camera but it is stolen in the park and he has to work out who took it at an identity parade. He then takes his girlfriend to see a magician where he is picked to help out with a trick. Lastly, Mr Bean gets jealous if another man dancing with his girlfriend so tries to get rid of him.

Episode 7 – The Bus Stop
When Bean misses the bus he is determined to be at the front of the queue for the next one.

Episode 8 – The Trouble With Mr. Bean
Mr Bean tries to get himself presentable whilst driving to the dentists where he ends up treating the dentist himself! He then heads to the park where he gets into a mess when a fly keeps bothering him, and meets a kid with a remote controlled boat...

Episode 9 – Mr. Bean Rides Again
Mr Bean becomes a paramedic at the bus stop before using the ambulance for his own gain. He then misplaces his stamp but is determined to send it anyway. Lastly he goes on holiday where he isn't able to pay for his train ticket and then helps a young boy on an aeroplane.

Episode 10 – Merry Christmas Mr. Bean
Mr Bean makes a mess of a department store by messing with their Christmas lights and thoroughly testing the products on offer. He then tries to help conduct a salvation army orchestra band, and finally he cooks Christmas dinner with his usual brand of mishaps.

Episode 11 – Mr. Bean In Room 426
All unified by a central "hotel" theme. In "The Bath," Bean tries to wash himself, much to the consternation of his neighbor in the next room. In "The Stairs," he encounters difficulty descending; in "The Buffet," he learns the perils of "All You Can Eat." Lastly, in "Locked Out," an embarrassing situation becomes impossible with Bean on the scene.

Episode 12 – Blind Date
Mr. Bean appears on the TV show Blind Date (the British version of The Love Connection), and wins a date with a beautiful woman. In typical Mr. Bean fashion, because of his antics, his romantic getaway is a disaster.

Episode 13 – Do-It-Yourself Mr. Bean
In "New Year's Eve Party," Mr. Bean improvises some tasty snacks for his guests. In "Department Store," our hero goes to great lengths to purchase a marked-down recliner. In "The Ride Home" he has to work out a way to get the chair home, and in "Home Improvement" he decides to decorate the only way he knows how, disastrously!

Episode 14 – Mind The Baby, Mr. Bean
Mr. Bean is all set to have a fun day at the fair, but he ends up having to care for a lost baby at the same time. He wants to go on all the rides but is stuck with the baby to look after.

Episode 15 – Back To School Mr. Bean
Mr Bean goes back to school where he messes up in chemistry when he tries out some of the ingredients on offer. He is then outraged at the nude model in his art class and causes a problem when he takes someone elses trousers and has to then find his own. In the last scene Mr Bean gets distracted eating cakes and misses the tank heading straight for his mini!

Episode 16 – Torvill And Bean
Mr. Bean takes his date to an ice skating show, featuring Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean. When he sits in the wrong seat, he decides, instead of walking around the ice, he will walk through it. However, just as he walks onto the ice, the show starts, and Mr. Bean is caught up in the action.

Episode 17 – Tee Off, Mr. Bean
Mr Bean attempts to play mini golf where he has trouble keeping his ball on the course. He then heads all over in an effort to get it back to the golf course. He then gets his wires crossed and loses his laundry so he has to borrow some rather embarrassing clothes.

Episode 18 – Goodnight, Mr. Bean
In the hospital Mr. Bean can't be bothered to wait for his number. Then he tries to get a picture of a guard in with his camera. And finally the title of this episode comes true when Mr. Bean has trouble sleeping.

Episode 19 – Hair By Mr. Bean of London
Mr. Bean poses as a hair dresser and ruins people's hair. Then he goes to a games area and cheats at the buzzer game. He enters Teddy in a pet show and wins first prize. Mr. Bean then loses his ticket to on the train and has to try to get off.

Episode 20 - The Best Bits of Mr Bean
Mr Bean is up in his attic looking at an object that reminds him of a memorable time. A spider's web reminds him of the time he went to the swimming pool and an old sheet of paper with his reminder to go to the dentist at 9:00am which he slept up until 8:55am! There are many more hilarious stories from past episodes.

Source: tv.com

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Episode 1 – The Class Reunites
Eight friends who shared the same third grade class 20 years ago are reunited when Ethan Haas, one of the friends, throws a surprise anniversary party for his fiancée, also from the same third grade class. The party turns into a total disaster when Ethan's fiancée Joanne breaks up with him. Holly reunited with the love of her life, Kyle, who is now dating a man. Duncan reunites with Nicole, who is now married to a football star Yonk Allen. And Richie goes out on a date with Lina.

Episode 2 – The Class Visits a Hospital
Lina ends up in a hospital after her date with Richie. Ethan, who turns out to be a doctor, helps Kat find out what happened to her sister. Meanwhile, Perry and Holly try to convince Kyle to let their daughter Oprah get into a prestigious school, but their brunch will only bring back the ugly memories of Kyle hurting Holly at their prom.

Episode 3 – The Class Learns About Hurricanes
When a hurricane threatens the city, Holly is assigned to cover the entire event, but everything she does goes wrong. Meanwhile, Kyle and Aaron are having lots of fun watching Holly's attempts to make a report. Kat is surprised to find out that Ethan fondled Joanne's stuff, but things might not be what they seem. Duncan wants to spend more time with Nicole. Richie ends up in a hospital with Lina after making yet another suicide attempt.

Episode 4 – The Class Blows The Whistle
When Duncan starts hanging around with Yonk, talking about video games and football, Nicole realizes that her worst nightmare is coming true---they're becoming buddies. Kat tries to help Ethan recover, so she sets him up with one of her friends. Holly becomes obsessed with trying to get her daughter Oprah in Kyle's school, so she starts interrupting Kyle and Aaron all the time, and drives them crazy. After their last date turned out a total disaster, Richie and Lina try to go out on a second date.

Episode 5 – The Class Gets Frozen Yogurt
Ethan is challenged by Kat into testing every flavor of yogurt without even buying it, and he has to do it so she wouldn't think he's a wuss. Kyle continues lying to Holly about her daughter Oprah not being accepted into the school he works in, until Holly visits the school. Lina returns to work, but finds it hard to do anything because she can't control her wheelchair. Richie helps Duncan with his job at Yonk's house. And also, we find out more about Richie's secret life.

Episode 6 – The Class Goes Trick-Or-Treating
It's Halloween. Kat insults Ethan's Superman costume, so he won't let her go to the Halloween party until she admits that he is tougher than her. They end up in a wrestling match and he won't release her from a headlock until she admits that he's tougher. Holly wants to become a weekend anchor, so she takes Perry's advice to dress up and wear her stilettos to impress the producers. However, while reporting from the zoo, Holly accidentally hurts a little bunny with her shoe and the tape of the hilarious report ends up being downloaded all around the world. Meanwhile, Yonk, Duncan and Richie take off to Atlantic City to attend an event, but they all end up gambling, even though Nicole warned Duncan to keep her husband away from the casino.

Episode 7 – The Class Goes To A Bar
Ethan and Kat pretend to be blind dates for two attractive people they accidentally meet at a bar, and Ethan isn't sure what to do when he starts developing feelings towards the person who thinks he's someone else. Nicole has to decide wether to attend Yonk's charity event or go to see Duncan's high school band Car Fire. Richie and Lina finally have a successful date.

Episode 8 – The Class Celebrates a Birthday
Ethan, posing as "Dan," attends a birthday party with Sue unaware that he is going to Oprah's birthday party, and the hosts are likely to reveal his true identity to Sue. Richie reveals a secret to Nicole and Duncan. Perry is forced to improvise by singing after he and Holly forgot to confirm the puppet people for the party.

Episode 9 – The Class Gives Thanks
It's Thanksgiving and many secrets are about to be revealed---Yonk learns about Nicole and Duncan's high-school relationship; Lina doesn't want to talk to Richie after she learns that he is married; Richie leaves his wife; and finally, Kyle shows Aaron just how similar Perry and his father-in-law are.

Episode 10 – The Class Runs Into A Convenience Store
Richie crashes into a convenience store after a bee flies into his car and refuses to leave his car, saying that being in there is better than all the things that currently surround his life. The accident is soon all over the news, and Holly is the first one to arrive at the scene. Soon Richie's former classmates arrive too, trying to convince him to get out of the car.

Episode 11 – The Class Celebrates An Anniversary
On their one-year anniversary party, Nicole is frustrated when Yonk gives her a stripper pole as a gift. She realizes that her husband doesn't know her at all. Yonk seeks help from Duncan. Kat is upset when her new neighbour turns out to be a former classmate named Palmer, who found success in her life, and seems to be getting along with Ethan and Lina just fine.

Episode 12 – The Class Visits a Bad Neighborhood
As Ethan's relationship with Palmer progresses, he decides to send her flowers to show how much he cares for her, but when Palmer doesn't seem to be happy about it, Ethan says that Kat sent her the flowers, and Kat agrees, only to help Ethan keep his relationship. However, this only prompts Palmer to confess that she always had a crush on Kat. In the meantime, Nicole, Duncan, Lina and Richie decide to visit Richie's "bad" neighbourhood to help him get his stuff from the apartment, and they end up running into Fern, and a gun.

Episode 13 – The Class Hits It
When both Richie and Lina individually confide in their friends about moving their relationship to the next level, both Nicole and Duncan decide to help them. Meanwhile, after learning that Kat started following and taking pictures of a guy, Ethan decides to hook them up.

Episode 14 – The Class Has To Go To A Stupid Museum
When Ethan, Kyle, and Palmer overhear Kat and Benjamin's conversation about Palmer and Ethan's relationship being based only on sex, Palmer decides that it's time to learn more about her lover and spend some time going to museums and practice abstinence. Meanwhile, when Duncan goes out with an old school friend, Nicole becomes jealous and tells Lina and Richie about sleeping with Duncan after Ethan's party.

Episode 15 – The Class Eats Moroccan Chicken
Lina and Richie invite their friends over for dinner and everything goes great until they get to taste Lina's exotic yet inedible Moroccan chicken and they have to eat it all so Lina wouldn't be hurt. Meanwhile, Nicole convinces Yonk to go on a diet and he agrees only if she will do the same.

Episode 16 – The Class Has a Snow Day
On Valentine's Day, a terrible snow storm hits Philadelphia. Perry, who was redecorating Yonk and Nicole's house, has to stay with Nicole and Duncan, and decides to make a meal for them while waiting. Kat and Kyle end up stuck at Ethan's, and Ethan tries to get rid of them to spend time with Palmer. Also, Richie has a lot of trouble trying to come to Lina's.

Episode 17 – The Class Springs a Leak
When Duncan and Richie finally finish working on the Allen' house, Nicole finds herself surprisingly saddened by the fact that they won't be around anymore, so she makes some desperate measures to keep them working on the house. Ethan plans to break up with Palmer.

Episode 18 – The Class Rides a Bull
Nicole decides between Yonk and Duncan and doesn't know how to break the news to the guys. Yonk takes Richie and Duncan to a western bar (to thank them for the work done on his house). Kat finds out Benjamin's heartbreaking secret.

Episode 19 – The Class Goes Back to the Hospital
After a massive heart attack, Yonk must undergo a surgery. That puts Nicole's plans to tell Yonk she's leaving him on hold. Ethan comforts a heartbroken Kat. Lina thinks Richie is going to propose to her.

source: tv.com

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Episode 1 – Pilot
Kath agrees to let her daughter Kim move back home after her separation from her husband. However, and much to Kim's surprise, things are not the same as before since Kath refuses to give in to Kim's every wish like she has in the past.

Episode 2 – Respect
Kath wants to put her home salon business on the map, and Phil helps her do so by getting her a booth at a local mall event. Meanwhile, Kim gets Craig fired from his job.

Episode 3 – Old
Kath becomes worried that she may be too old to have the elaborate wedding she has always dreamed of with Phil. Meanwhile, Kim and a friend stalk her husband after Kim suspects he may be cheating.

Episode 4 – Money
Kim gives Craig hope of a reconciliation when she begins spending time with him after he reveals his plan to breed their dog for large sums of money. Kath tries to hide her dream of a fairy tale wedding but is crushed to find that she can't afford the lavish items without asking Phil for money.

Episode 5 – Dating
Kath grows paranoid when she thinks that Phil is keeping secrets from her. Meanwhile, Kim decides that she will not get back together with Craig until he gets rid of his dog. To teach him a lesson, Kim joins her friend Tina in speed dating.

Episode 6 – Jealousy
Kath feels jealous when Phil's best friend Sandy visits. Meanwhile, Craig begins to stand up to Kim and her endless requests.

Episode 7 – Gay
As Kath shops for her wedding she meets up with a gay couple. The loss of Kim's cable leads to a reunion with an old high school classmate and Phil is having doubts about himself.

Episode 8 – Sacrifice
Kath can't sleep anymore, so she visits Phil's therapist Athena. Meanwhile Kim tries to deal with her parking tickets which means it's a rough time for Craig.

Episode 9 – Friends
Phil and Kath invite the security guard from the mall and his wife to a Christmas party in an attempt to develop more "couple" friends. Meanwhile, Craig and Kim are having trouble holding on to a friend.

Episode 10 – Florida
Craig begins to spend the money he expects to get for his soon-to-be born pure bred puppies. Kim continues to keep a secret about the puppies. Meanwhile, a customer of Kath's salon dies suddenly, causing Phil to worry about the eating habits of one his sandwich shop customers.

Episode 11 – News
Kim decides to pursue a career as a news anchor for a local TV station. Craig has a mishap with Phil's car, which only gets worse when the police get involved.

Episode 12 – Idols
Kath and Kim enter a competition in which they would get to host a meal for Wynonna Judd. To be in with a chance of winning, they must undergo an interview in which they try their best to be chosen. Elsewhere, Craig and Derrick attempt to write a country style song in the hope it will be a big hit.

Episode 13 – Celebrity
Kath plans to produce and perform her own version of the famous musical "Cats". Meanwhile Kim gets a job.

Episode 14 – Competition
Kath finds out that technically she is still married, something she wants to change immediately. Suddenly everyone ends up at a roller derby.

Episode 15 – Desire
Kim embarks on a new business venture, but finds her plans hampered when Craig refuses to provide the funding. Also, Phil and Kath plan a romantic evening, but those plans are also quickly spoiled.

Episode 16 – Bachelorette
Bachelor and bachelorette parties are soon to happen, but before Athena has a surprise for Kath, Kim and Tina. Craig and Derrick have their own plan with Phil's party.

source: tv.com

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I noticed "Flight of the Conchords", "Reno 911!", "Curb Your Enthusiasm", "The Life and Times of Vivienne Vyle" didnt have episode guides. should i do them?

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Episode 1
We are introduced to Vivienne Vyle and her Jerry Springer-esque style chat show. Whilst on her show she reveals the negative result of a paternity test to which the wronged man starts a ruckus leading to an overweight security guard falling on Vivienne, sending her straight to the hospital. We meet her behind the scenes crew- Helena, the producer from hell whose baby only speaks Spanish because she spends more time with her nanny than her own mum, young show runner Abigail (who is sacked, reinstated, and never seen again after this episode), Dr. Jonathan Fowler, the show's new resident psychologist, Carol, the floor manager, Des, the show director, Damien, the show's researcher and the one responsible for "preparing" guests to go on stage, and last but not least, Jared, Vivienne's gay husband and biggest cheerleader.

Episode 2
Vivienne decides that she needs to be more like her talk show rival, Chris Connor, a host who is engaging, charming, and adored by his audience- everything that Vivienne is not.

Episode 3
Vivienne and Jared start the day arguing about plumbing problems and Vivienne runs out the door before Jared can do his customary argument-ending ritual: ringing a bell like a train porter. This is only the beginning of a bad day for Vivienne, who starts the day off with an interview with a tabloid vampire that calls her a washed up weather girl and a one trick pony in addition to calling Jared "a kept man". High strung Helena, upset that her actress sister won a Hollywood film role, throws her cell phone- which intersects with Carol's forehead.

Episode 4
The Vivienne Vyle Show is nominated for a TV-Pick award.

Episode 5
The morning after the TV-Pick awards Vivienne cannot get out of bed. She is faint, sick, and uncharacteristically absent from work for the day. Concerned, Dr. Jonathan and Helena teleconference with her at home though Jared is more of a hindrance than a help as he fawns over Vivienne and complains that she shouldn't be bothered. No worries though, Dr. Jonathan determines that Vivienne's problems are psychological and sets out to fix her. Dr. Jonathan and Helena share a secret kiss.

Episode 6
This time it is Jared who is the center of attention as a journalist for The Daily Mail is sniffing out proof of his attendance at a wild gay party where a teenage rent boy died. As Miriam conducts damage control, The Vivienne Vyle Show readies for the special final show of the year, the first ever live Vivienne Vyle Show.

Source: tv.com

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Season 1 – Curb Your Enthusiasm
This was a "mockumentary" about Larry David considering a return to stand-up comedy. The situations were acted (most not scripted), just like the series is. This was a great set up for the forthcoming sitcom.

Episode 1 – The Pants Tent
Larry goes to the movies with one of Cheryl's friends and his pants have an unusual bulge in them, making him look like he's having an erection.

Episode 2 – Ted and Mary
Larry goes shopping with Mary Steenburgen and her mother, but things take a turn when Larry takes a drink out of Mary's mother's glass of water. When he realizes whose water it is, he stops... then gags!

Episode 3 – Porno Gil
Larry and Cheryl attend the party of a former porn star. Jeff, fearful of his wife finding his hidden pornography should he die during an upcoming surgery, asks Larry to move his stash.

Episode 4 – The Bracelet
After offending his wife, Larry decides to purchase a present to smooth things over. However, his shabby appearance thwarts his plans and leads to an interesting afternoon with a blind man.

Episode 5 – Interior Decorator
Larry has some medical problems involving a certain bracelet. No biggy. Then larger problems arise when Larry finds out he shares the same interior decorator as Diane Keaton.

Episode 6 – The Wire
Needing to get their neighbors' approval to bury a wire hanging across their yard, Larry and Cheryl come across one couple with a non-negotiable demand: a meet-and-greet with Julia Louis-Dreyfus. But when the lawyer husband has to do last minute work for Jeff, things quickly fall apart.

Episode 7 – AAMCO
Jeff gets a new car, and when Larry takes it for a spin, a commercial comes on the radio for AAMCO, with a noise sounding much like a car horn from behind. Upon hearing this, Larry curses the man behind him, prompting the man to rear-end Jeff's brand new car. Also, Larry and Cheryl hold a dinner party.

Episode 8 – Beloved Aunt
When Cheryl's aunt dies, Larry is left in charge of the obituary. But when the newspaper makes an unfortunate typographical error, things take an expected turn for the worse.

Episode 9 – Affirmative Action
Larry gets himself in trouble when he makes a rude racial comment to Richard's black dermatologist friend. Larry later loses Cheryl's prescription, which causes him to really regret his earlier comment.

Episode 10 – The Group
Larry runs into his old girlfriend, and she asks him to escort her to an incest-survivors meeting. Cheryl is asked to co-star in The Vagina Monologues when one of the actresses is sick.

Source: tv.com

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Episode 1 – The Car Salesman
Larry David and his wife purchase a new oceanfront home owned by a television star's agent. Meanwhile, Larry shocks his wife and friends by deciding to take a job as a car salesman.

Episode 2 – Thor
Jeff leaves his wife Susie, and worries that his private life will become public in court. Jeff's concern affects Larry, who becomes obsessed with showing Cheryl how normal he is. Meanwhile, Larry seeks revenge on pro wrestler Thor Olson, who he believes slashed his tire after an argument on the road.

Episode 3 – Trick or Treat
At the premiere of a movie written by a family friend, Larry manages to offend both the friend and a local Jewish neighbor. A poor decision at Halloween leads to messy situation at the Davids', but when he sees two situations intertwine, he is able to exact sweet revenge, getting double use from a gift originally used for Cheryl.

Episode 4 – The Shrimp Incident
Larry is labeled a misogynist after an unfortunate choice of words at a poker game. When he later believes an HBO executive took some shrimp from his meal following a mistake in order of Chinese food, the situations collide, and worsen.

Episode 5 – The Thong
Larry and Richard Lewis, who both see the same psychotherapist, plot ways of ending their respective relationships with the therapist after Larry sees the man wearing a thong bathing suit. Meanwhile, even while attempting to do good by helping a charitable cause, Larry manages to offend.

Episode 6 – The Acupuncturist
Larry agrees to pay $5,000 to an acupuncturist if he can cure him, and loans $5,000 to a writer friend who expects to receive an inheritance in short order. He soon regrets both actions.

Episode 7 – The Doll
At the screening of a miniseries, the young daughter of a TV executive asks Larry to cut the hair off a beloved doll. When he complies, she becomes very upset. To remedy the situation, Larry and Jeff steal the head from Jeff's daughter's doll.

Episode 8 – Shaq
After accidentally injuring Shaquille O'Neal, Larry is left a pariah, which suits him just fine.

Episode 9 – The Baptism
"Accusation" is the word of the day, as Richard is convinced Larry stole his answering machine message, while Larry is convinced his plane tickets have been stolen. Later, unfamiliarity with another religion's practices gets Larry in hot water, while getting another out of the water.

Episode 10 – The Massage
A masseuse's offer catches Larry off-guard, and Cheryl's visit to a psychic leaves him worried she'll find out just what the offer was. Later, a refusal to "stop-and-chat" ends up forcing Larry into an embarrassing situation.

Source: tv.com

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Episode 1 – Chet's Shirt
While shopping with Jeff for uniforms for their new restaurant, a gift purchased for friend, and co-investor, Ted Danson leads both down a bitter path of spite and greed, and forces Larry to pay dearly for an earlier lie told to his dentist.

Episode 2 – The Benadryl Brownie
Cell phone drop-out causes difficulties for Richard Lewis, as an allergic reaction leaves him and Larry scrambling to get his Christian Scientist girlfriend presentable for a walk down the red carpet at the Emmys. Meanwhile, race relations once again flummox Larry.

Episode 3 – Club Soda and Salt
Left needing to find a new chef for the restaurant, Larry sinks Ted Danson's rescue attempt. Meanwhile, Larry is jealous of Cheryl's friendship with a male cast member of Tony & Tina's Wedding, and a late wedding gift causes Larry and Cheryl difficulty on multiple fronts.

Episode 4 – The Nanny from Hell
After inadvertantly getting a nanny fired, Larry discovers she's a "nanny from hell," but not before she causes a tummolt at the Greene household. Meanwhile, Larry's "penis faux pas" may ruin Richard Lewis' quest to finally be recognized by Bartlett's Familiar Quotations.

Episode 5 – The Terrorist Attack
After snubbing Paul Reiser's wife, Mindy, Larry breaks a confidence to patch things up, though his decision comes to alienate the Braudys, ruin an Alanis Morrisette benefit, and leave Mindy as aggravated as before. His solution: break yet another confidence.

Episode 6 – The Special Section
Returning from filming a movie, Larry is stunned over not being told of his mother's death until after the funeral. He still finds a way to use her death to his benefit, but a secret from his mother's past forces Larry to take some unusual steps.

Episode 7 – The Corpse-Sniffing Dog
At a meal to make amends with the Braudys, Larry offends Susan before the dinner is over. As Jeff returns home from his and Susie's separation, his dog allergy causes new strain in the family, leaving Larry find a way to give the dog a new home, and an opportunity to further agitate Susan.

Episode 8 – Krazee-Eyez Killa
After some rather personal conversation with rapper Krazee-Eyez Killa, Wanda's fiancé, Larry is accused of letting the details slip. Meanwhile, a quest to replace a thrown away prop jacket leads Larry to offend a store clerk and he once again finds a way to offend Susie.

Episode 9 – Mary, Joseph and Larry
Christmas causes no end of difficulty for Larry: country club tipping puts him in an uncomfortable situation, dealings with his maid and gardener cause a rift (further deepened by a web of lies meant to help Jeff), and the accidental destruction of a manger scene leave him on the outs with Cheryl's family.

Episode 10 – The Grand Opening
With the restaurant's opening at hand, Larry decides now is the time to fire the chef and aggrieve a popular restaurant critic. As Susie and Cheryl clash over misunderstandings and missed lunch dates, Larry finds a replacement chef with a colorful vocabulary.

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Episode 1 – Mel's Offer
After going to a karaoke bar that Mel Brooks is performing at, Mel is so impressed with Larry's singing that he asks Larry to be the star of The Producers. Meanwhile, Larry reminds Cheryl of her unusual 10th anniversary present; one that she now insists he attempt to cash in on.

Episode 2 – Ben's Birthday Party
Ben Stiller gets upset when Larry refuses to sing "Happy Birthday" to him. Larry then hits him in the eye with a toothpick.

Episode 3 – The Blind Date
Larry sets up his blind friend, Michael, on a date with a Muslim woman. Meanwhile, Larry's continued friction with Ben Stiller forces Mel Brooks to decide the future of the play.

Episode 4 – The Weatherman
Larry David has a huge problem with name tags. Meanwhile, Larry reveals a bathroom preference that disgusts Jeff and later manages to traumatize his daughter, Sammy. Larry also suspects a weatherman's forecasts may have an ulterior motive.

Episode 5 – The 5 Wood
Larry almost immediately finds a way to cause friction with his new Producers co-star, David Schwimmer. Meanwhile, his messy locker and a tiff with a club house attendant lead to the loss of something dear to him. Larry then gets into a compromising situation with a dog.

Episode 6 – The Car Pool Lane
After evading jury duty, Larry purchases marijuana for his father and comes up with a rather unique way to get to Dodger Stadium in time for a game. All three events later combine to put Larry in a difficult spot.

Episode 7 – The Surrogate
Larry decides to buy a surrogate mother a gift, but it backfires. He tries (and fails) to pass a routine physical and uses it as an advantage. Meanwhile, Wanda constantly observes him engaging in seemingly racist behavior.

Episode 8 - Wandering Bear
Personal problems cause Antoinette to lose focus at work, putting Larry in a difficult situation, made worse by a video purchase she discovers. Meanwhile, Jeff's attempts to aid Larry's sex life end up creating a unique problem for Cheryl, that gets solved by an equally unique source.

Episode 9 – The Survivor
The true definition of being a "survivor" is rousingly debated. Meanwhile, Larry's preparations to renew his wedding vows with Cheryl lead to an opportunity to cash in his 10th anniversary gift, with blessings from a rabbi, no less.

Episode 10 – Opening Night
The show travels to New York City as Larry prepares to open on Broadway in The Producers. Larry also is down to the final days for his chance for his chance to have sex with another woman with out a problem with his wife.

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Episode 1 – The Larry David Sandwich
As the Jewish high holy days approach, a near-death experience, coupled with a comment made by his father, leaves Larry wondering if there's more to his identity than he thought. In better news, a sandwich now bears his name, but it's not entirely to his liking.

Episode 2 – The Bowtie
Larry seeks professional help to secure information about his past. Meanwhile, his place as a gay rights supporter hits a snag.

Episode 3 – The Christ Nail
A undergarment purchase for his housekeeper lands Larry in hot water, while his father-in-law's fondness for The Passion of the Christ comes in handy more than once.

Episode 4 – Kamikaze Bingo
Larry wonders how a Japanese WWII veteran can call himself a kamikaze, and feels a nursing home bingo game may not be on the up-and-up.

Episode 5 – Lewis Needs A Kidney
When Richard Lewis finds out he needs a kidney transplant, he finds two friends who match him, leaving them to decide who "gets" to give up their organ.

Episode 6 – The Smoking Jacket
His father's smoking jacket and "bathroom contamination" cause grief for Larry.

Episode 7 – The Seder
Cheryl puts on a Passover Seder, which Larry promptly finds numerous ways to ruin.

Episode 8 – The Ski Lift
Anticipating having to give a kidney to Richard Lewis, Larry tries to develop a contingency plan should he need a kidney donation himself. Meanwhile, a nurse claims Jeff has some shortcomings.

Episode 9 – The Korean Bookie
Larry has his jacket borrowed without permission, but he manages to end up the bad guy. Meanwhile, his investigation into what happened to Jeff's missing dog, Oscar, leads him to suspect his Korean bookie.

Episode 10 – The End
Larry finally learns the truth regarding his possible adoption, and makes his final decision about a kidney donation for Richard Lewis.

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Episode 1 – Meet the Blacks
The Davids take in a family whose life was destroyed by a hurricane; Larry comes up with a way to avoid going to parties he has no desire to attend.

Episode 2 – The Anonymous Donor
It's moving day for both the Blacks and the Davids; Larry's prized Joe Pepitone jersey is lost at the dry cleaners; Larry's irked at Ted Danson's anonymous donation; Cheryl is grossed out by a semen stain on a guest-room quilt.

Episode 3 – The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial
Marty Funkhouser is outraged when flowers from his mother's memorial are stolen; Larry complains about "sample abusers" in stores; Jeff and Susie find knowing Larry to be a liability when trying to get Sammy into an exclusive private school.

Episode 4 – The Lefty Call
Larry regrets getting Cha Cha a job in his building when she monitors his bathroom habits, and runs into further problems with her when he has to make phone calls 'lefty'; the Blacks and Larry are fed up with Cheryl's environmentally conscious, but uncomfortable, toilet paper; a waiter objects to a doggie bag actually being prepared for a dog.

Episode 5 – The Freak Book
Larry is obsessed with a book about freaks; a drunk limo driver creates trouble; the Davids, Greenes, Ted Danson, and Mary Steenburgen plan to be buried together.

Episode 6 – The Rat Dog
A slow toaster makes life tough for Loretta, Leon, and Cheryl; Larry is flummoxed dealing with a deaf woman; the Greenes' exterminator tries to befriend Larry.

Episode 7 – The TiVo Guy
When Larry snubs a frightened Cheryl's phone call in favor of dealing with a TiVo repairman, she walks out on him, leaving their friends to decide which of the pair to stay true to.

Episode 8 – The N Word
Larry's uncontrolled arousal offends Loretta's Auntie Rae; Larry dates an orthopedist whose personal interactions mimic her professional ones; Larry's quoting of the N-word introduces Jeff to the world of bald discrimination.

Episode 9 – The Therapists
Larry tries to use Cheryl's therapist to get back into her good graces after getting bad advice from his own; Larry's miffed at Marty's participation level in an Alzheimer's walk.

Episode 10 – The Bat Mitzvah
Larry uses Sammy Greene's bat mitzvah to try and clear up a nasty rumor about him; the Blacks announce they're returning home; Larry makes another attempt at dating.

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Episode 1 – Funkhouser's Crazy Sister
Marty Funkhouser cashing in on Larry's empty gesture regarding his mentally ill sister and Susie's dinner party invitation protocols land Jeff in a sticky situation. Fearing the results of Loretta's biopsy, Larry wants to quickly break up with her to avoid having to care for her should it come back positive.

Episode 2 – Vehicular Fellatio
Against the will of a renowned doctor, Larry tries his best to irritate Loretta. Once again, Larry causes issues in Richard Lewis' new relationship, and, after being unintentionally tipped off by Leon, takes advantage of the wife of a depressed friend.

Episode 3 – The Reunion
Jeff pitches the idea of doing a Seinfeld reunion to Larry.

Episode 4 -  The Hot Towel
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Episode 5 - Denise Handicapped
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Episode 6 - The Bare Midriff
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Episode 7 - The Black Swan
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Episode 1 – Pilot
Facing a shortage of criminal suspects, Lt. Dangle declares a zero-tolerance policy, only to find himself becoming the first criminal when he rear-ends a civilian's car. Fortunately, he discovers evidence of a crime in the car's trunk.

Episode 2 – Fireworks
Jones and Garcia talk to a man about illegal fireworks and Wiegel goes undercover as a prostitute.

Episode 3 – Execution Tickets
The department receives two tickets to an execution in Carson City, and there's only one way to decide to gets them; a scavenger hunt!

Episode 4 – Clementine's Pregnant
A drug test at the department reveals that Clemmie is pregnant. So she looks for a potential father for her unborn child.

Episode 5 – Jones Gets Suspended
Jones is suspended for punching Garcia after he makes a racist joke, and is forced to work crossing-guard duty.

Episode 6 – Help From the FBI
When the FBI comes to town to investigate a homicide, the Reno Sheriff's department tries to put their best foot forward.

Episode 7 – Wiegel Suicide Watch
Is suicide a cry for help or more of a cry of, "Look at me!". Officer Wiegel realizes the benefits of attempting to kill onerself.

Episode 8 – Clementine Gets Married
Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from her scummy boyfriend, Steed. Will love conquer justice? Probably.

Episode 9 – Garcia's Anniversary
It's Garcia's 15 year anniversary on the force, and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style.

Episode 10 – Burning Man Festival
The department receives $1,200 to get people off the streets, so Garcia decides to help out a hooker. But some people are beyond saving. Dangle, Junior and Jones go undercover to the Burning Man Festival for a drug bust.

Episode 11 – Dangle's Moving Day
Lieutenant Dangle needs help moving, but Jones is the only sucker that shows up.

Episode 12 – Terrorist Training (1)
Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. The team becomes neurotic in their approach to crime when they think of everything as a training exercise. Meanwhile, Wiegel swoons over Dwayne, and every man in the department swoons over his fellow homeland security officer.

Episode 13 – Terrorist Training (2)
Homeland Security is a serious matter requiring rigorous testing. And egregious cheating, thanks to Deputy Travis Junior.

Episode 14 – Halloween
Wiegel steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks.
Jones dies, and the cast watches his tape that he made just in case he did die. The tape after revealing things about everyone tells them how Jones would want them all to drink ten shots for him.
Clementine Johnson goes to a vandalism call and finds Gothic teenagers. She talks to them and tells them how there is no Satan.

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Episode 1 – Dangle's Promotion
Dangle tells everyone that he is leaving because he got a promotion and they will go to dinner to celebrate. But Jones got tickets on the same night to the sold out game.

Episode 2 – Wiegel's New Boyfriend
The other deputies think Wiegel's new boyfriend might be the Truckee River Killer.

Episode 3 – British Law
A British inspector visits the Reno department to learn new methods and share some of his own with Garcia.

Episode 4 – Dangle's Ex Visits
Dangle's ex-wife visits just as the deputies are trying to get rid of the Ten Commandments monument on their front lawn.

Episode 5 – Religion in Reno
A former petty criminal-turned-televangelist broadcasts his "Half Hour of Power" from the Reno jail.

Episode 6 – Firefighters Are Jerks
The Annual Policemen's Ball is threatened when the local firemen schedule their Pancake Dinner the same night.

Episode 7 – Not Without My Mustache
As the deputies struggle to save their moustaches from a county-ordered shave, Jones worries about a psychic's prediction.

Episode 8 – Security for Kenny Rogers
Garcia and Weigel take over security for a Kenny Rogers book signing in a Reno mall.

Episode 9 – More FBI Help
When the Lt. Governor's brother goes missing, a criminal profiler is called in to help with the investigation.

Episode 10 – Raineesha X
Williams discovers the Nation of Islam and sets about changing her ways, as well as the ways of several other Deputies.

Episode 11 – Clementine and Garcia Are Dating
After getting it on with nearly every other man in Reno, Johnson finally hooks up with Garcia.

Episode 12 – Jones and Garcia's Drug Stake-Out
Jones and Garcia go undercover as hippies on a stakeout.

Episode 13 – President Bush's Motorcade
The Deputies in Reno are assigned traffic control for a presidential whistle-stop visit.

Episode 14 – Junior Gets Married (1)
Junior's life is turned upside down by an accidental marriage; Jones and Garcia chase a Milkshake Man.

Episode 15 – Department Investigation: Part 1 (2)
Jones and Garcia are accused of Milkshake Man's death , which makes The District Attorney investigates the sheriff's department.

Episode 16 – Department Investigation: Part 2 (3)
The District Attorney concludes his investigation.

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Episode 1 – Released from Prison
The third season opener reveals how the squad is dealing with the harsh prison conditions. Dangle has taken up German, while Clementine cries. Trudy has been having awful nightmares and Junior has been dealing in illegal contraband from his cell.

Episode 2 – Revenge of Mike Powers
The deputies enjoy their new lives in the private sector, but a specter from their past continues to haunt them. And call them.

Episode 3 – Cop School
Back on the beat, the Reno Sheriff's Department adds a new member to the force.

Episode 4 – SARS Outbreak  
While some deputies are quarantined because they may have S.A.R.S., the others hang out with the host of a popular Reno children's show.

Episode 5 – Fastest Criminal in Reno
The deputies try to catch the fastest criminal in the southwestern United States: Fast Eddie McLintock!

Episode 6 – The Prefect of Wanganui
The deputies escort a visiting dignitary from Reno's sister city of Wanganui around town.

Episode 7 –  ...And the Installation Is Free
Jones shows up late for work because he was out recording for a radio commercial. Doing the "and the installation is free" spot for High Sierra Carpeting. He proceeds to show the other officers his new car and announce he is making a TV commercial. The premiere comes and he finds out he has been replaced by an animated turtle with his voice and he only gets paid once for his voice, rather than each time the commercial airs.

Episode 8 – Clemmy Marries a Dead Guy
Clemmy becomes engaged to a rich owner of a hot tub chain. Only one problem: He's dead. Meanwhile, Garcia and Williams guard Liberace's piano.

Episode 9 – Garcia's Secret Girlfriend
Garcia hides who is thought to be his new girlfriend from the other deputies.

Episode 10 – Dangle's Son
Dangle learns that he could possibly have a long lost son he never knew about from his Coast Guard days and the station also purchases a Humvee for the officers.

Episode 11 – CSI: Reno
When "CSI: Miami" comes to town, the deputies of the Reno Sheriff's Department get to work as security guards.

Episode 12 – Naked Stake-Out
Dangle and Junior are involved in a drug sting that goes bad and have to make it back to the station on foot for miles stark naked.

Episode 13 – Wiegel and Craig Get Married
Deputy Wiegel's boyfriend has finally proposed to her. The only downside is that his appeals have run out and he is soon to be executed for multiple murders! Before the execution, the rest of Reno's finest try to put together the wedding of a lifetime for Trudy and her convict fiancee.

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Episode 1 – Wiegel's Pregnant
In a short resolution to season three's cliffhangers, it turns out that Garcia and Dangle are pulled out of the car safe (and naked), and, unfortunately, the call placed to the prison was a wrong number, so Craig is killed.
Six months later, Wiegel comes back from her "personal leave" pregnant. It turns out that it was not Craig that impregnated her, but rather via a sperm bank that Junior and Dangle may or may not have contributed to.
Also, Carrot Top goes insane in a Harrah's hotel, throwing furniture out of the presidential suite, shooting at people and stealing police cars.

Episode 2 – The Junior Brothers
Garcia goes undercover to bust employers who hire undocumented alien workers, and Junior spends a day with his brothers.

Episode 3 – Jet Ski Blues
When a lonely deputy dies, the Reno Sheriff's Department inherits his beautiful jet ski. A life-and-death, deputy-versus-deputy battle for its possession ensues.

Episode 4 – Rick's On It
When a crime wave floods the streets of Reno, the Sheriff's Department is helped by Citizens Patrolman Rick.

Episode 5 – Spanish Mike Returns
Spanish Mike" Alvarez returns to wreak havoc on the Reno Sheriff's Department.

Episode 6 – Son of a Chechekevitch (1)
After Sheriff Chechekevitch is killed in the line of duty, the deputies swear vengeance.

Episode 7 – The Investigation Continues (2)
The deputies continue investigating the murder of Sheriff Chechekevitch at his funeral.

Episode 8 – The Department Gets a Corporate Sponsor
Hotty's Restaurants become the corporate sponsor for the Reno Sheriff's Department.

Episode 7 – Reno 911!: Miami
The bumbling cops of Comedy Central's hit television series take a trip to Miami Beach for a national police convention, only to find that they must leap into action when the convention center becomes the target of a biological terrorist attack.

Episode 9 – Christian Singles Mixer
Kimball takes Clementine to her Christian Karaoke singles' mixer.

Episode 10 – Proposition C
Raineesha and Trudy are responsible for collecting the ballots in an election to get the deputies a pay raise. But when they do an official tally and find they've been voted down, they consider taking things into their own hands.
Jones and Garcia tangle with a drug dealer who may be a D.E.A. agent.

Episode 11 – Reno Mounties
Jones and Garcia get transferred to mounted patrol, only to discover that not just anyone can dispense justice from horseback.

Episode 12 – Hodgepodge
Kimball tries arresting a magician performing without a permit, who can get out of whatever restraint she places on him. Dangle accidentally releases a child killer free. A customer wants to file a complaint against the brothel for fraud. Junior and Jones deal with a drunk at a Renaissance Festival.

Episode 13 – Ex-Wife and Her New Husband
Dangle visits his ex-wife and her new husband on their anniversary. Meanwhile, Trudy, Clementine, Raineesha, and Cheresa stake-out a lecherous Meth Dealer and his girlfriends.

Episode 14 – Dangle's Wedding (1)
Dangle accepts a wedding proposition from his ex-wife's husband, but before he ties the knot, Wiegel gives an even bigger surprise than she planned.

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Episode 1 – Did Garcia Steal Dangle's Husband? (2)
Did Garcia steal Dangle's husband? What's happening to Wiegel's Baby? Find out in the season premiere!

Episode 2 – Bounty Hunter Tommy Hawk
The deputies run into Tommy Hawk, the bounty hunter.

Episode 3 – Super Knockers!
The department gets new women's specific bullet-proof vests with an unexpected side effect: Super Knockers.

Episode 4 – Mayor Hernandez
When Reno's Mayor shows up at the station asking for help, the deputies must decide whether to uphold the law, or uphold their local government.

Episode 5 – Coconut Nut Clusters!
The deputies go door to door selling Coconut Nut Clusters.

Episode 6 – Dangle's Secret Family
Dangle takes time to connect with long-lost relatives: his black half-bother and half-sister (Guest Stars Gary Anthony Williams and Aisha Tyler) from his father's other, secret family in Chicago.

Episode 7 – Undercover at Burger Cousin
Undercover at Burger Cousin, to stop a string of robberies at a local burger joint, deputies go to work as fast food employees, where they meet a boss (Guest Star Seth Green) even tougher than Lt. Dangle.

Episode 8 – The Wall
Junior and Garcia travel to the Mexican border to participate in the Good Fences Make Good Neighbors program, but will the heat and the smell of carne asada distract them from their goal?

Episode 9 – Death of a Pickle-Thrower
The deputies reach out to Jackie the Pickle-Throwing Hooker, who has life-threatening disease.

Episode 10 – Baghdad 911
The deputies train a squad of policemen from Baghdad.

Episode 11 – The Tanning Booth Incident
While Dangle recuperates in hospital from an overly long tanning session, the fellow officers visit him and make ample use of his incapacitation to share their feelings and thoughts.

Episode 12 – Strong Sister
A reporter from Strong Sister magazine does an in-depth profile on Deputy Raineesha Williams.

Episode 13 – Wiegel's Dad Returns
Wiegel's estranged father gets out of prison and hopes to spend time with his daughter---and go to strip clubs with her coworkers.

Episode 14 – Junior Runs for Office  
Junior decides he wants to be the Commissioner for Animal Carcass Removal.

Episode 15 – Undercover Acting Coach
When the deputies grow dissatisfied with their undercover assignments, they hire a Hollywood acting coach (Ryan Stiles) to help them behave more like criminals and drug addicts.

Episode 16 – The Parade
The deputies try to win an award to the most patriotic float in a parade.

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