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Episode 1: Training Camp (Oct/11/2012)
The League prepares for the draft and the arrival of Kevin and Jenny's baby boy. Taco's business dealings with Jerry Jones get the guys invited to the Dallas Cowboys' Training Camp.

Episode 2: The Hoodie (Oct/18/2012)
Kevin and Jenny argue over whether or not their son will be circumcised and everyone takes sides - including Shiva.

Episode 3: The Freeze Out (Oct/25/2012)
Pete has a big paintball outing planned, but the married guys have to go to a kid's birthday party. Ruxin has a run in with a white sushi chef (Timothy Olyphant).

Episode 4: The Breastalyzer (Nov/01/2012)
Kevin and Jenny discover Kristin Cavallari is in their baby group. Taco realizes he may actually have a girlfriend. Ruxin needs Rafi to take his son to swim class. Not a good idea.

Episode 5: Judge MacArthur (Nov/08/2012)
Kevin decides to run for judge and ends up at a charity event with Bills Quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick. The guys take an intelligence test to decide who's the smartest. Andre refuses to believe he's balding.

Episode 6: The Tailgate (Nov/15/2012)
Andre's plan to take the guys tailgating is thwarted when their high school nemesis Frank "The Body" Gibiatti and his gang have the same idea. Taco tries to sell knockoff merchandise and has a run in with Chicago Great Jim McMahon.

Episode 7: The Vapora Sport (Nov/29/2012)
Pete fights over a pair of shoes with a man in a wheelchair (JB Smoove). Taco teaches a dog to recognize the scent of sex. Jenny and Kevin get Ellie a piano.

Episode 8: The Anchor Baby (Dec/06/2012)
Ruxin is worried that Sofia has soured on their marriage, the guys try to shake free of an undesirable acquaintance, and Jenny uses insider information to make a dirty trade.

Episode 9: Bro-lo El Cordero (Dec/06/2012)
Andre takes advantage of Kevin after his colonoscopy, Pete suspects his Grandpa Duke (Robert Wagner) is committing adultery, and the group enlists Rafi to settle a League dispute when no one trusts Ruxin to do it.

Episode 10: Our Dinner With Andre (Dec/13/2012)
Kevin is blackmailed by Ellie's boyfriend, Taco helps Ruxin with his fertility issues, and Pete re-connects with his high school crush Gina Gibiatti (Brooklyn Decker).

Episode 11: 12.12.12 (Dec/13/2012)
Andre starts dating his interior decorator and discovers that the buyer of his old loft is Deion Sanders. Rafi and Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen) prepare for the end of the world.

Episode 12: A Krampus Carol (Dec/20/2012)
Andre and Trixie's relationship is put to the test. Jenny and Pete make special offerings to Shiva. Rupert Ruxin (Jeff Goldblum) has a gift for his son while Taco challenges the Mall Santa.

Episode 13: The Curse of Shiva (Dec/20/2012)
Gina Gibiatti returns and Pete has a decision to make. Ruxin enlists Rafi to protect himself during Scrote Season. Taco Corp has a New Years Eve bash.

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Episode 1: The Bachelor Draft (Sep/04/2013)
The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.

Episode 2: The Von Nowzick Wedding (Sep/11/2013)
The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. We meet Andre's parents. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.

Episode 3: Chalupa vs. The Cutlet (Sep/18/2013)
Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.

Episode 4: Rafi and Dirty Randy (Sep/25/2013)
When their friend is murdered, Rafi and Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen) head to L.A. to avenge his death and break into the mainstream porn business.

Episode 5: The Bye Week (Oct/02/2013)
Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.

Episode 6: Heavy Petting (Oct/09/2013)
Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business, Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle. Pete uses Andre as a Trade Maid.

Episode 7: The Bringer Show (Oct/16/2013)
Andre is taking a stand up class. Jenny joins a women's investment club. Pete will play Ruxin with two open slots on his team - the ultimate act of fantasy disrespect.

Episode 8: Flowers for Taco (Oct/23/2013)
Chalupa Batman's first words cause fantasy friction between Kevin and Jenny. Ruxin's dog loses interest in Jenny. Taco is forced to face life without marijuana. Andre has never been pooped on by a bird.

Episode 9: The Automatic Faucet (Oct/30/2013)
Pete's lineups at work are out-performing his fantasy roster. Andre makes a trade with Jenny that could threaten his career. Rafi and Taco try to cash in on Kevin's mortality.

Episode 10: The Near Death Flex-perience (Nov/06/2013)
Taco opens a pubic barber shop, Kevin's near death Flex-perience with Greg Jennings causes trouble with Jenny, Andre discovers a patient's electronic voice box sounds just like Ruxin.

Episode 11: The Credit Card Alert (Nov/13/2013)
Ellie's basketball coach (Erin Heatherton) makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman and Andre tries to help with a trade.

Episode 12: Baby Geoffrey Jesus (Nov/20/2013)
It's the playoffs for the Shiva. Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion Baby Geoffrey will be. Andre tries a long con. Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.

Episode 13: The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah (Nov/20/2013)
The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line. Andre confronts the #1 Plastic Surgeon in Chicago. Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca. TacoCorp. launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.

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