a man was having an affair with an italian woman one night she told him she was pregnant,not to ruin his reputation or marriage he gave her money to have the baby in italy.
if she stays in itay he will support her until the child is eighteen, she agreed but asked how he would know when the baby is born. he said to drop him a post card with the word "SPAGHETTI"
9 months later he came home his confused wife said you got a very strange postcard today. he turned round the card read it and turned white and fainted. the card read " SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI two with meatballs one without, send extra sauce.