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Episode 1: There's No Place Like Home, II
With a familiar killer in their midst, Slokum is forced to get help from an unlikely source. Will the morgue staff be able to stop this killer…again?

Episode 2: Luck Be A Lady
Cross Over Episode with Las Vegas. When a pair of bodies ends up in the Boston Morgue, one clue will lead to fabulous Las Vegas. With Woody in Vegas and Jordan and Boston temperatures rise on a couple of…couples.

Episode 3: Under The Weather
Jordan’s defiance of Dr. Macy ends up putting her own life in danger. With three boys missing and bodies turning up, Woody and Dr. Macy don’t realize they are also searching for one of their own.

Episode 4: Judgement Day
Jordan works to expose the downfalls of the prison health care system, when an inmate turns up dead. Meanwhile Lily is put into a life or death situation…at a local court house.

Episode 5: Enlightenment
With the murder of a young boy and his mother, Jordan will go undercover to find this killer. Elsewhere Lily and Bug have a hard decision to make over…bodily fluids.

Episode 6: Total Recall
With a suspect that has confessed Woody thinks the hard work is done. Only problem this suspect has no recollection of committing the murder. With the help of the new psychologist Woody will learn all is not what it seems.

Episode 7: Road Kill
A copy cat killer starts to terrorize Boston, Woody and Jordan are left to break the case. When they have to turn to the original killer for answers, Jordan is less than comfortable when the killer starts to get personal.

Episode 8: A Man in Blue
With a cop killer on the loose, Woody is flooded with memories. It is left to Woody to find a killer…at any cost. Meanwhile, aliens spark Nigel’s interests.

Episode 9: Death Goes On
With only traces of evidence Woody and Dr. Macy are looking to bring down a mob hit man. Elsewhere Jordan is called to the scene of an accident…with the body missing. This new case will lead to answers for an old case.

Episode 10: Loves Me Not
Jordan and Woody are called to the scene of a murder at a bed and breakfast. It isn’t long before everyone is a suspect. When the road gets snowed in…things heat up between Jordan and Woody.

Episode 11: The Elephant in the Room Part 2
Dr. Macy's job may be at risk due to a DUI charge, the night before he is supposed to testify as a witness in a high profile case. Jordan and Woody wonder where their relationship will go next...if anywhere?

Episode 12: Code of Ethics
Jordan and Woody investigate the death of two soldiers. One was killed in Iraq, the other has been killed in Boston. Dr. Macy confronts his daughter over her choice in boyfriends and a possible addiction to drugs. Jordan discovers a secret J.D. is keeping.

Episode 13: Dreamland
Macy is stunned when he discovers that a body from a gang related shooting is his daughters boyfriend. When a gun from the crime scene returns with Abby's prints on it, the entire team focuses on finding the missing girl.

Episode 14: Death Toll
A bomb has detonated on a Boston train, leaving many victims dead or injured. A lot of the victims are school aged children which triggers bad memories. What is worse there is another bomb…somewhere.

Episode 15:  Blame Game
A brush fire rages and some firemen lose their lives. With some investigation the team finds some evidence that will post to a loose link in the chain of command. Macy tries to keep his daughter in rehab.

Episode 16: Someone to Watch Over Me
A father is murdered and his daughter becomes a target of an assassin, stirring some hard memories for Jordan. Elsewhere, a high profile family makes life hard for Dr. Macy when their son is killed in a tragic accident.

Episode 17: Save Me
Woody and Lu team up to find the killer of a young girl, with the possibility of the killer being mentally ill and living in a halfway house the search will prove difficult. Jordan has taken in Kayla, while the state tries to find a home for her.

Episode 18: Thin Ice
A pro baseball player is accused of rape. Nigel sets out to find the family of a fighter pilot who has been discovered…frozen. With Woody and Lu's relationship growing, grows Jordan's jealousy.

Episode 19: Mysterious Ways
A supposed miracle worker dies; Woody and Jordan work the case. Elsewhere while in the process of breaking and entering a man dies.

Episode 20: Mace vs. Scalpel
While attempting to return some personal effects Dr. Macy makes a startling discovery. Jordan and Lu butt heads over the morgue janitor and Lily prepares for the wedding.

Episode 21: Don't Leave Me This Way
When Jordan wakes up to find J.D. dead beside her, she has no memory of the events from the previous night. Accused or murder Jordan will turn to her friends to help piece everything together.

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Episode 1: Retribution
Following J.D.’s murder Jordan has traveled to the nation’s capital to prove her innocence. She is tracking the news story that J.D. was working on in an effort to find out what happened the night he was murdered. Lu decides to bring in an independent medical examiner, to prove her case against Jordan. Dr. Macy travels to D.C. to find Jordan while the rest of the team work to prove her innocence.

Episode 2: Shattered
Lu and Jordan are working together on the suicide of a teen. A note left by the teen suggests that he had been molested. A woman has been hit by several cars on a freeway, Woody is investigating. Later an investigator pops in and starts digging around. Dr. Macy offers Jordan a word of advice; Lily gets some surprising news.

Episode 3: 33 Bullets
Police officers have shot an 8-year-old boy a staggering 33 times, which sends the city of Boston into a riot. Jordan and the rest of the team investigate the shooting, however one of their own could be lost.

Episode 4: Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Cross Over Episode with Las Vegas Danny and Delinda, from the show Las Vegas, are vacationing in Boston. It does not take long for their vacation to turn into a crime-solving trip while helping Jordan and Woody, track a killer. Elsewhere, Bug is working the case of a woman found in the Charles River…her watery grave since the 1980s. Also, a pregnant Lily returns to the morgue and identifies the baby’s father

Episode 5: Mr. Little And Mr. Big
William Ivers is still poking around the morgue, looking into the staff and how they handled things. Jordan and Lily are sent to recover a body, however when the body pulls a disappearing act things get complicated. Woody is investigating the death of a 16-year-old boy.

Episode 6: Night of the Living Dead
A shooting has occurred and three people are dead, including an alleged killer and his snake of a defense attorney. Much to one of the victims surprise, he has been declared dead by mistake and sent to the morgue for an autopsy. Unable to speak or move he can only watch as the doctors prepare to do his autopsy.

Episode 7: Hubris
An internet psycho wreaks havoc in Boston as he goes on a bloody rampage leaving bodies in his wake. Woody and Nigel pair up to put a stop to this serial killer, who's leaving cryptic message on Nigel’s Blog. Elsewhere Jordan is auditing past autopsies, and discovers that Bug might have put an innocent man behind bars.

Episode 8: Isolation
When Jordan autopsies a body that William Ivers orders her not to, she unexpectedly discovers a biohazard that has the entire city at risk. Jordan sweats out getting test results when she suspects she is also infected. Meanwhile, Bug’s concern is for a pregnant Lily who has come into contact with the mystery virus…and can’t take medications.

Episode 9: Seven Feet Under
A 16-year-old girl is found murdered and while working to solve the case, they discover many secrets in the young victims life. As the investigation continues Jordan begins to have some health issues that raise concern with Dr. Macy. Elsewhere a mummy is found, leaving Dr. Switzer, Bug, and Woody asking lots of questions. Imagine their surprise when it turns out she is more modern than they believe.

Episode 10: Fall From Grace
Woody and Jordan team up in this heart wrenching case of a murdered pregnant woman. With the fetus missing from her womb time is of the essence. Woody catches a mistake Jordan made that could affect the case. Meanwhile, Dr. Macy gives a tour of the morgue to some juveniles that need to be scared straight.

Episode 11: Faith
A school bus full of children is hijacked then vanishes into thin air. Jordan and Woody must race against the clock to find them. Having few clues to follow finding the children after the bus is located will be harder than expected. Elsewhere, Dr. Switzer and Nigel find ‘Santa’ in the morgue. Everyone is concerned when the secret Jordan is keeping is revealed.

Episode 12: Sleeping Beauty
Dr. Macy escorts Jordan to the hospital where she will undergo brain surgery, that will hopefully save her. While Dr. Macy waits to hear about Jordan’s surgery everyone else throws themselves into work. Woody sets out to keep his mind busy by investigating a murder with an eyewitness who is about to testify.

Episode 13: Post Hoc
Jordan is recovering from her brain surgery but suffering hallucinations she tries to hide. Her friends take turns caring for her. When Bug does not show up for his turn anger quickly turns to fear when they discover he is in the custody of Homeland Security. The team fight to clear Bug but are met with hostility and resistance. Meanwhile, a persistent detective is trying to get an autopsy performed but everyone is focused on Jordan & Bug.

Episode 14:  In Sickness & In Health
Jordan’s recovery has gone well and she is ready to return to work, Dr. Macy agrees to allow her return if she does not over do it. Bug is struggling with his experience with Homeland Security and refuses to talk about it. The murder of a groom on his wedding day has Nigel, Woody and Dr. Switzer occupied.

Episode 15:  Dead Again
A dead woman brings Jordan and Ivers together for a case. Lily and Jeffrey are seeking help from a psychiatrist, who dies in the middle of their session. To add to the mounting stress, Lily suddenly goes into labor; luckily for her, everyone is there to help bring her child into the world.

Episode 16: D.O.A.
Woody and Jordan team up to work the “murder” of an elderly man. It is the victim himself who claims he is being murdered. He would like to find his missing daughter before he dies. Nigel and Kate are working the murders of two magicians. Lily’s life is changed for ever by a decision Bug makes.

Episode 17: Crash
In the sixth-season finale, Jordan and her coworkers are in a plane crash in mountain terrain on their flight home after investigating the deaths of a shipload of people on the Norwegian Sea. As Woody and Bug travel on foot for help, the rest try to stay warm and desperately wait for rescue.

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I'm going to start working on Malcolm In The Middle Episode Guides if they are free

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Episode 1: Pilot
Malcolm introduces us to his world, dominated by omnipresent schoolyard bully Spath and made worse by his enforced friendship with Stevie, an asthmatic wheelchair genius. When a battery of tests reveals that Malcolm has an IQ of 165, he is moved into Stevie's special accelerated class, despite his protests that "around here being intelligent is exactly the same as being radioactive." On the bright side, Malcolm discovers a practical application for intelligence when he and Stevie spontaneously hit on a solution to Spath's persistent tyranny.

Episode 2: Red Dress
A battle of wits and wills ensues between the boys and their angry mom, who wants to find out who ruined her expensive new red dress -- found partially burned and soaking in the toilet. It's Hal and Lois's wedding anniversary (hence the dress); and while the boys fend off their mother, with the long-distance assistance of Francis, a lonely and increasingly sozzled Hal bonds with the staff of the restaurant where he booked a table for the big night. Lois finally achieves an epiphany on the phone with Francis, who convinces her to for once "let something go". After she leaves for the restaurant, with the boys in tow, Hal arrives home to an empty house -- and we learn the truth about what happened to the red dress.

Episode 3: Home Alone 4
Lois and Hal are spending the weekend at a family wedding, leaving Francis -- home for a visit -- in charge. When Malcolm overhears them discussing whether Francis has spent long enough at the military academy, he enlists his brothers in a scheme to get Francis home by preventing any of the usual disasters. But three of Francis's dude buddies turn up to party and trash the house, and while frantically cleaning up Malcolm gets a serious head injury that necessitates the usual trip to the emergency ward. How to prevent Mom and Dad from finding out? Enter Caroline, who has begged Malcolm to look on her not just as his teacher but also as his "friend" -- a declaration that costs her $400 in medical bills. Meanwhile, Hal and Lois discover that his family has a new nickname for her: "Lois Common Denominator." Her humiliation provokes Hal to declare his devotion to her -- and the snooty bride and groom discover that their honeymoon car is already being put to use.... Home again, Mom and Dad are impressed with Francis's new maturity: obviously sending him to military school is the best decision they ever made.

Episode 4: Shame
Parallel stories pit Malcolm against Kevin, a bullying, obnoxious new kid who goads Malcolm into beating him up; and Francis vies with his intimidating military-school commandant, who's presenting sex-education lectures. When Malcolm discovers that Kevin is only seven, he is guilt-stricken and tries to make amends by entering a charity marathon race. Meanwhile, Hal chops down the front-yard tree, alienating the neighbors (who can now see the house) but fascinating his sons with the wood-chipper.

Episode 5: Malcolm Babysits
After the family has to live in a trailer that they borrowed from Craig in their yard while their house is being fumigated. Malcolm babysits a rich couple's children in order to make money to buy a robotics kit. Francis finds the dead body (now a skeleton) of an old janitor named Chester. Malcolm starts hanging out with the rich family. Then one night, Malcolm discovers that they have been spying on him. Malcolm quits the job.

Episode 6: Sleepover
Malcolm sleeps over at Stevie's house and, appalled at his over-protected lifestyle, persuades him to sneak out to a late-night games arcade - where Stevie's wheelchair is stolen. Meanwhile, Francis copes with a bullying group of cadets by telling them home tales about real intimidation -- by Lois.

Episode 7: Francis Escapes
Francis goes AWOL from military school and comes home to get together with his ditzy girlfriend, so they can get away forever. She turns out to be a thief who doesn't pay attention to Francis. So he hides in the backyard while Malcolm (who is the only one who knows he is there) tries to make excuses to Dewey for what's in the backyard.

Episode 8: Krelboyne Picnic
When the entire family attends a picnic for Malcolm's class, they each get into disastrous situations. Lois gets into a fight with another mother, Hal gets in trouble for cooking real meat, Francis gets in a fasted-paced relationship with a girl, Reese's plan to beat up Krelboynes backfires, and Malcolm goes as far as to make a chemical bomb to get out of his performance.

Episode 9: Lois vs. Evil
After the kids blow up the store's steam cleaner, and Dewey confesses to stealing a $150 bottle of cognac, Lois's firing prompts household economizing to an extent that causes Malcolm mortifying embarrassment at school: Julie organizes a food-drive for his family. When Hal winds up in emergency with acute botulism as a result, Lois must re-think her position against apologizing to her odious boss, Mr. Pinter. Meanwhile, Francis thinks he's died and gone to heaven when he's assigned honor-guard duty at a Teenage Miss Alabama beauty pageant -- until he discovers that all the girls think he's gay.

Episode 10: Stock Car Races
Malcolm is upset about having to dance in front of the school with the other Krelboynes, so he decides to ditch school. But when Hal convinces him that taking him to school will be the highlight of his day, Malcolm feels guilty and goes. The boys are shocked though when Hal tells them they aren't going to school. He takes them to the racetrack to see the last race of the best driver ever Rusty Malcolm. After two laps, the boys decide to get some cokes. While arguing over who should watch him though, the boys lose Dewey and enter a forbidden room, only to be caught by a security guard. Meanwhile, Francis' disobedience affects the rest of the cadets.

Episode 11: Funeral
The family gets ready to attend a relative's funeral, which affects Malcolm's plans to spend time with Julie. Upset that everyone doesn't want to go and that no one pulls their own weight around the house, Lois goes on strike. Meanwhile, Reese desperately tries to get the family to attend the funeral so he can get rid of Dewey's expensive birthday present he broke.

Episode 12: Cheerleader
Reese becomes so head-over-heels for a girl on the cheerleading squad that he actually decides to join after a long talk with Malcolm. Dewey tries to convince Lois and Hal to buy him a new toy. Francis suffers through a long lecture from Spangler. and Reese causes the cheerleaders to all fall down during training.

Episode 13: Rollerskates
Malcolm is angry because during a game of street hockey, he sprints up and down the street in shoes, only to have it start back the other way. So he decides he is ready to take skating lessons from his dad. He asks Reese and Francis how it is, but they both refuse to tell him. When he starts, he is angered by all the silly twists and spins they are doing. Meanwhile, Reese rollerskates in the house with a bunch of gunk on his skates which causes Lois to throw out her back while yelling at him.

Episode 14: The Bots And The Bees
Malcolm and his brothers decide to build a robot only for their dad to take over the whole project and go crazy, Malcolm, Reese and Dewey go to extreme messures to stop him which causes nothing but trouble and lots of bees. while Lois visits Francis at his school after he becomes injured and soon clashes with Spangler.

Episode 15: Smunday
The boys stay home on Monday when Lois is so sick she thinks it is Sunday. Hal considers buying a Porsche. The boys get a letter from Francis' academy saying he drove a tractor into a pool, which they inadvertently let Lois find. In order to save Francis from a doomed life, they put all of the family's treasured keepsakes in a cart, cover it in paint, and roll it off the roof just as Hal is driven home in a Porsche he threw up in. Suffice to say, after ruining the keepsakes and sports car, they have little worries about Francis' fate.

Episode 16: Water Park (1)
The family go out to a water park, where a battle between siblings arises between Malcolm and Reese but then Malcolm did something unthinkable to Lois and causes nothing but rage, Meanwhile, Dewey is locked up in home with an old babysitter, but when she dies, Dewey goes out in an adventure for himself, and Francis and Spangler play pool to see who "loses."

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Episode 1: Traffic Jam (2)
Hal, Loi, Malcolm and Reese are trapped in a horrendous traffic jam. Francis enters himself in a bet that recalls the egg-eating wager in "Cool Hand Luke." Malcolm becomes smitten over a girl he meets. Dewey has his own little adventure--all over the world--before his family returns home.

Episode 2: Halloween Approximately
The boys are disappointed that Francis did not make it for Halloween, but he proposes a trick that includes a giant slingshot, but later they get in trouble when they are overcome to the smart Krelboynes. Hal and Lois steal the car of what Hal considers a speed racer, but later finds out the great pleasure of driving such a car.

Episode 3: Lois' Birthday
When Lois gives the boys $10 each to buy her a present (and she evens tells them what she would like), they decide to get something for themselves, which causes her to have grief. When Hal also forgets her birthday, Lois decides that is enough, so she escapes until the family finally decides that they need her. Meanwhile, Francis brings home a beautiful African woman.

Episode 4: Dinner Out
Trouble comes when the Kenarbans invite the entire family to dinner with them, where Reese takes advantage of a new game, Lois and Kitty get into a discussion about Kitty's attitude, and Hal and Abe sneak out to drink some beers. Meanwhile at school, Francis must recruit Spangler's help to help them with some party-crazy girls that have taken over the school.

Episode 5: Casino
The family goes out to a weekend vacation to an old indian casino, where Hal cheats over them, thanks to Malcolm. After being banned, he, Malcolm, and Reese go into a trip into the desert and they end up in a bomb testing place for the USA army. As Hal is gone, Lois decides to use the luxury of the SPA with Dewey. Francis manages to go home, but there is no one to play with, until he receives the unexpected visit of Craig.

Episode 6: Convention
Hal and Lois go to a convention, where Hal gets into a fight that stole a great idea that he had, and now seeks revenge. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese fight to get the sexy babysitter's (Patty) attention, but it all turns to youngest sibling, Dewey.

Episode 7: Robbery
Lois and Craig get in trouble when armed-robbers come to the Lucky Aide, and Craig begins to get really annoying when he doesn't want to give the combination to set them free... and that brings Craig to reveal something for Lois. Meanwhile at home, Hal and the boys face themselves against bats, where they use Dewey as bait.

Episode 8: Therapy
Malcolm begins taking therapy, as he is being humiliated in his Krelboyne class, when he thinks he will be able to get rid with this one, Reese discovers his plan, and that causes Lois to discover it, too. Meanwhile, Hal discovers Dewey's secret talent, and both Hal and Lois discover a second bathroom in what they believe was the closet.

Episode 9: High School Play
Malcolm gets a role in the high school play and is so captivated by high school gossip that he forgets his lines. Lois discovers the joys of massage. Hal and Dewey build a society of model buildings in the living room. Francis tries to show his individualism at school when the commandant cracks down on personal belongings.

Episode 10: The Bully
When Reese relinquishes his position as school bully, Malcolm suffers at the hands of his successors. Meanwhile, Francis dreads his forthcoming birthday, fearing the traditional pranks that run rife through Marlin Academy on such occasions.

Episode 11: Old Mrs. Old
Dewey swaps his backpack for a purse, Malcolm finds himself in hot water with an elderly neighbor, and Francis's lazy friend enrolls at the academy.

Episode 12: Krelboyne Girl
Francis tries to avoid punishment for his latest prank, Dewey overreacts to Lois's lecture and Malcolm experiences his first crush as a confusing mixture of love and hate.

Episode 13: New Neighbours
The neighbors from hell move in next door and Hal insists on making friends with them, while the Marlin Academy cadets prepare for a visit from `the last great hero', Oliver North.

Episode 14: Hal Quits
Hal decides to quit his job to become an artist and Francis wades through a week's worth of inventory work at Lucky Aide, leaving Malcolm to question what his own future career might be

Episode 15: The Grandparents
Lois's disapproving parents come to stay, and initially make a generous offer - but then renege on the deal at the last moment. Meanwhile, Francis gets struck down by food poisoning at Mardi Gras.

Episode 16: Traffic Ticket
When Lois refuses to give a cop a free ice tea, she is sure that he seeks revenge when he gives her a traffic ticket. Convinced that she is right, she blames Francis for it, so Francis decides to throw a stunt to get some money. After going with Craig, Malcolm discovers that Lois was wrong about the traffic ticket, and in the end they manage to prove her wrong... at least until Craig arrives and shows Hal and the boys a video that proves the other video wrong, but they force Craig to never tell Lois about it.

Episode 17: Surgery
Malcolm complains about a stomachache and Lois takes him to the hospital, where Malcolm finds out strange things happen there, and when he discovers that he doesn't have anything wrong, he tries to prove it to the doctors. Meanwhile, Francis leads a hunger strike when Spangler bans TV, and Reese, Hal, Lois, and Dewey get totally crazy for a board game.

Episode 18: Reese Cooks
Hal forces Reese to cook to make him stay out of trouble, as Hal and Lois think that their punishments don't work anymore, but when Reese cheats on a food test, they finally find out a real good punishment. Meanwhile, Malcolm tries to stop Cynthia's party for being taken, and Cadet Eric tries to convince Francis to begin his history project.

Episode 19: Tutoring Reese
Malcolm tries to help Reese get better grades in order to prevent him from going to the slow learning class, but after he discovers that Reese has no chance, he decides to cheat for him. When Malcolm discovers that the grade was an "F," Malcolm discovers that Reese's professor is totally against him. Meanwhile, Francis tries to take revenge over Lois after she kicks him out, but later discovers that living with his friend Richie is horrible, so he begs for Lois to return home.

Episode 20: Bowling
An episode in which we see two different storylines, where we see what happens when either Hal or Lois are the ones who take Malcolm and Reese to bowling game. Meanwhile, at home, Dewey makes elaborated plans against either parent he is with him to let him watch TV.

Episode 21: Malcolm vs. Reese
Malcolm and Reese are forced to be Francis' servants after he has an extra ticket to the wrestling event, when they think that the other one is winning, they fight against each other, but when Francis says that he will take a girl instead, they decide to get revenge. Meanwhile, Dewey tries to take care of Craig's cat.

Episode 22: Mini-Bike
Malcolm, Dewey, and Reese find an old mini-bike that they quickly fix, but unfortunately that brings rivalry among the brothers, especially when Lois forbids them to use it. When Lois realizes how rough she has been, she tries to make up with the boys, but unfortunately Reese used it against her judgment and breaks a leg. Meanwhile, Craig is driving everyone in the family crazy.

Episode 23: Carnival
Malcolm, Reese, Dewey, and Stevie decide to do a trick on their parents in order to go to a carnival, but hardly have any fun there. When they come out from an attraction, they find the place empty, and then begin to get followed by a drunk security guard, but ultimately get help from the freak show guys. Meanwhile, Lois, Hal, Abe, and Kitty discover the kids' scheme and request Francis' help to find them.

Episode 24: Evacuation
Malcolm's family and scores of others are forced to relocate to a school gym because of a toxic-chemical spill caused by a derailed train. Seems it ran over an old couch that fell off Hal's car on his way to the dump. Amid the chaos, resourcefulness pays off for Dewey, who enlists sympathy by pretending his parents were killed in an enveloping chemical cloud; and for Reese, who schemes to make money off the calamity. As the rascal puts it, "When people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me."

Episode 25: Flashback
Lois has a pregnancy scare which sparks tension in the household and reminds the couple how much their lives have been affected by their children, they remember how Hal took the news each time, how and where Lois gave birth each time and how annoying each kid was in their own kind of way.

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Episode 1: Houseboat (1)
It's still summer-vacation time on the jaunty third-season opener, which finds Malcolm and his rowdy clan cruising on a lake in a houseboat with Stevie and his straitlaced parents, Abe and Kitty Kenarban. Some vacation. The vessel itself is a fright, a weathered heap that Dewey hates from the get-go because "There's no TV! There's no TV! There's no TV!" An equally distraught Malcolm is shanghaied by Hal for a fishing expedition, leaving lucky Reese the chance to trawl for bikini-clad beauties at a nearby camp. Back on board, the close quarters are slowly driving Abe off the deep end.

Episode 2: Emancipation (2)
Still reeling over Francis' break for freedom, Lois and Hal find themselves face to face with their newly independent son. While at home, Francis wins back Hal's support, but Lois is a completely different story. Also, Malcolm and the Krelboynes meet their match when a new teacher—a former Krelboyne himself—is assigned to the class. He sets up a ranking system that pits the students against each other and eventually drives them to the brink of insanity.

Episode 3: Book Club
Lois joins a book club to escape the horrors of her home life and Hal frets about how to make the boys behave in her absence. Meanwhile, Francis hitch-hikes through Canada.

Episode 4: Malcolm's Girlfriend
Malcolm has a new light in his life: a perky classmate named Sara (whose face, in a quirky touch, is never shown). But, according to Malcolm, she's "good-looking and smart and cool. And if we went out together, it would make me happy. So therefore, it will never happen." Ah, but it does-a surprising turn of events that elates the lad and perturbs his parents, especially when Malcolm goes into an academic tailspin. And it's not long before our lovesick hero admits that he's becoming "obsessive and neurotic, and a totally jealous creep."

Episode 5: Charity
Malcolm and his brothers gain personal profit from doing charity work for the church, and Francis discovers what life is like in a logging camp.

Episode 6: Health Scare
Dewey babysits a hamster, Francis is challenged to a fight and Hal discovers a lump during a medical check-up.

Episode 7: Christmas
When Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey finally go over the edge, Lois does the extreme, and takes away Christmas. The boys must behave for the whole day to get Christmas back.

Episode 8: Poker
Hal and Abe fall out over a poker game, Francis gets trapped in a remote cabin during a blizzard and Reese trips the light fantastic at a dance class.

Episode 9: Reese's Job
Richie manages to get a job for Reese in a burger place, but when $400 are stolen, he gets in great trouble. Malcolm is tutored by a new Krelboyne that is younger than him, and both of them decide to help Reese. Meanwhile, Dewey tries to get a dog, but Hal and Lois sabotage his plans.

Episode 10: Lois' Makeover
Lois gets a makeover that instantly makes other employees look at her and even help her with other things, which she suddenly begins to enjoy, but later discovers that she is not being herself. Meanwhile, Hal plays basketball against the boys, but when Hal discovers how good they are getting, he fakes a broken talon, and Francis is in Alaska in a new rat-killer job.

Episode 11: Company Picnic (1)
Juicy guest casting and ingenious plotting enliven an hourlong episode that airs in the plum post-Super Bowl slot. One storyline unfolds at Hal's company picnic, where Lois clashes with a blabby wife and her beleaguered spouse; and Hal runs afoul of his new boss and the big cheese. In Alaska, Francis's scheme to win a bet involves rigging a hockey game that pits loggers vs. a fearsome women's squad led by a blowhard coach.

Episode 12: Company Picnic (2)
Hal must fake that he is a man that he is not, and in the end that ends in painful results. Dewey faces with candy troubles, Lois fights against the lousy and non-stop talking woman, and Malcolm and Reese are both tied up, by feet, with two people they preferred not better not to.

Episode 13: Reese Drives
Reese finally gets the opportunity to drive, while being in his driver test, with a girl, and after believing he crashed with a car, Reese goes on escaping from police, which causes a disturbance with Lois. Meanwhile, Malcolm helps Craig to install a new television system, and Francis gets in trouble after doing promise-by-promise.

Episode 14: Cynthia's Back
Cynthia finally returns, but now in a very bad and angry manner. When Malcolm tries to find out what is going on, Malcolm discovers something shocking about her physical maturation, and he promises not to tell anybody. But he accidentally gets in trouble when he tells Reese. Meanwhile, Lois discovers that Karen kissed Hal on New Year's Eve.

Episode 15: Hal's Birthday
Francis arrives in time for Hal's birthday, along with his new wife, Piama. Suddenly, that brings trouble among Lois and Francis, who discuss why he always does stupid things. When Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey try to help, they are totally forgotten, so they decide to escape to a fancy hotel somewhere in the city. When Hal, Lois, Francis, and Piama discover this, they try to find them, desperately.

Episode 16: Hal Coaches
Hal decides to make himself Dewey's new coach, but that brings trouble in the end. Meanwhile, Malcolm is trying to win a computer game, but unfortunately his character is the only one who seems to be doing badly, and Reese blackmails a neighbor of his, after he  watches him sleeping with another woman.

Episode 17: Dewey's Dog
After a dog follows Dewey to his home, he decides to hide it in the closet. When Malcolm and Reese find out, they decide to tell Hal and Lois after they return. The problem is that now with the dog, Dewey manages to control the brothers, and also, newly-arrived Craig.

Episode 18: Poker #2
When two sexy girls come to the boys' house, they find their opportunity, at least until Malcolm finds that one of them brought a gun to the house. Stevie pretends he has mental damage in order to kiss with the other girl, and poker turns into something more than that, when it turns into diverse contests about who has done the best out of everything that they can think of.

Episode 19: Clip Show
An embattled psychiatrist probes the boys' naughty behavior patterns in a session framed by flashbacks to past episodes.

Episode 20: Jury Duty
Lois gets jury duty and Hal tries to figure out what case she's working on. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese saw Stevie's mom naked and brag about it, they also take Dewey to the sewers and get lost and get scared, Hal and Stevie's dad try and work on the case not  knowing they are working on the wrong case, meanwhile Lois is causing problems for the other people on the Jury.

Episode 21: Cliques
Krelboynes are forced to go back to the general school population, where they begin to socialize with goths and skateboarders. But when everyone discovers that their newly-arrived people are truly Krelboynes, they beat them up, especially Malcolm after they said  that he is their leader.

Episode 22: Monkey
After saving Hal and Lois from a robber, Reese decides to become a police officer. Meanwhile, Craig enlists the help of a monkey nurse that at first seems to do whatever he wants, but ultimately, he tries to kill him, until Hal comes to the rescue, Malcolm and Dewey face  sleep troubles, and Francis and Piama are forced to retire from their home toward a new location.

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Episode 1: Zoo
Malcolm, whose frenetic home life is a kind of zoo, begins the fourth season by accompanying his family to the real thing. A visit to the zoo offers close encounters with creatures great and small. But Hal wishes he could have passed on an encounter with Lois's former beau, who lectures on rain-forest animals. Elsewhere, Reese butts heads with a goat; and Malcolm and Dewey take a tumble into a tiger den. Another storyline checks in on ne'er-do-well Francis, now the unlikely foreman of a dude ranch owned by a cheery German businessman.

Episode 2: Humilithon
Malcolm tries to get popularity now that he is at a new school, but thanks to Lois, it begins to decrease slowly. Then, Malcolm decides that the only way to escape from all of that is by crashing his mom's car to get sent to military school, but is ultimately Cynthia the one that helps him to recover. Meanwhile, Hal fights against Mr. Herkabe when he is kicked out of the PTA board, and Dewey begins to experience with his talent, music.

Episode 3: Family Reunion
Christopher Lloyd adds to his gallery of eccentric characters, playing Hal's quirky, cranky and very wealthy father, Walter, in this rollicking episode. The occasion is a birthday celebration for the old man, but the snooty female in-laws seem more interested in offending Lois. Their shabby behavior initially goes unnoticed by Hal, who's desperately trying to bond with his self-centered dad; and by Dewey and Reese, who seek some of Grampa's dough by currying favor with him. But when Lois is reduced to tears after being excluded from a group photo, the family rallies to her side with an all-out counterattack that turns the party into pandemonium.

Episode 4: Stupid Girl
Malcolm gets attracted by another girl, Alison, and Malcolm discovers that he is unable to like her because he thinks too much, so he requests Reese's help, and thanks to that, Malcolm ends up acting like a total idiot. Meanwhile, Stevie stays out with the family, and Lois convinces him to go out to the school's dance.

Episode 5: Forwards Backwards
Malcolm is grounded on his birthday once again when his vengeful battle with Reese gets out of hand. Hal sets out to buy a comic for his son, but has an unfortunate run-in with the shop assistants.

Episode 6: Forbidden Girlfriend
While Malcolm begins dating a girl named Nikki (Reagan Dale Neis) whose father hates him, Dewey discovers he's an 'evil twin' and Francis mediates a dispute between Otto and his cowboy neighbors.

Episode 7:  Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Reese ventures out with his girlfriend, but makes the mistake of taking Craig along for company. Malcolm tries to be diplomatic - only to end up needing medical assistance.

Episode 8: Boys At Ranch
Hal and the boys are destined for disappointment as they visit Francis and Piama at the ranch, where they assume plenty of mischief will be planned - but are saddened to discover their brother is now a responsible grown up.

Episode 9: Grandma Sues
Grandma Ida trips on garden debris outside the Wilkersons' home and decides to sue her daughter and son-in-law for compensation, while Lois receives momentous news from her doctor.

Episode 10: If Boys Were Girls
After being rattled by a battle among the boys, a pregnant Lois ponders the consequences of raising another brawling kid. So she fantasizes that her unruly sons have morphed into well-behaved young daughters. Malcolm becomes Mallory, Reese is transformed into Renee and Dewey turns into Daisy.

Episode 11: Long Drive
Lois knows that Malcolm is Nicki's boyfriend, so Lois gives Malcolm a sex lecture toward their way to Lois' sister's house. Francis gets in trouble at the ranch, Dewey makes everyone in Hal's music group get into a fight with each other by telling them their differences, while Hal and Lois send Reese to jail to scare him out with a prisoner, but Reese ends up in a fight with him.

Episode 12: Kicked Out
After Lois is out of town, Malcolm and Hal got into a fight leading Malcolm to get expelled from his house. Malcolm lives with his girlfriend in her attic, as Hal put signs for "Missing Malcolm" and tells a boy his dog is with some better people, Malcolm drives his girlfriend nuts while in the attic.

Episode 13: Stereo Store
The boys are being babysat by a 16-year-old girl, Jessica, who the boys at first ignore, but slowly Jessica begins to control them and is able to do all what she wants the boys to do. Meanwhile, Hal begins to work at a stereo store, where he begins to get into big trouble when he decides to go to a party.

Episode 14: Hal's Friend
Hal meets up with a friend, who turns out to be the same type of guy he was when they last met. They tear down part of the bedroom wall, making Hal's crappy house... even crappier.

Episode 15: Garage Sale
Lois comes back home. After her visit with Susan, who blabbed about how Lois was hopeless, Lois thinks that Reese should have a little more credit. When Malcolm suggests a garage sale to gain money to fix the bedroom wall, Lois lets Reese take the wheel. As bad as Reese's salesmanship is, Lois still has faith in him. Malcolm finds a $1300 Altair 8800 computer which Reese says is trash. Dewey, sick of being pushed around by Reese during the garage sale, with Lois ignoring him, decides to retaliate by selling everything in the house. Meanwhile, Hal finds his old transmitter, and continues his pirate radio station he did back in college under the pseodonym Kid Charlemagne. This results in Hal being chased by the FCC trying to shut him down.

Episode 16: Academic Octathalon
An academic competition faces the Krelboynes in an event Malcolm derides. Especially when he learns his teacher has a cheating plan. Also: a commitment to a formal dance ruffles Reese, who's now trying to ditch his date.

Episode 17: Clip Show #2
Clips from past episodes are interwoven with the current squabbling of Hal and Lois, who set out to draw up a will and wind up at odds over their legacies and their kids. As Hal tells Lois, "We are not equipped to deal with these issues."

Episode 18: Reese's Party
When Hal and Lois go out of town for a "last chance" getaway before the baby comes, Reese has a big bash that gets out of hand. College-age thugs show up, cancel the party and set up a drug-making operation in the garage. All Reese and Malcolm can do is knuckle under. The good news is, Dewey's not around. The bad news is, his baby sitter is Lois's annoying co-worker Craig (David Anthony Higgins). Meanwhile, Hal and his very pregnant wife are off at a romantic retreat---feuding.

Episode 19: Future Malcolm
Leonard (Jason Alexander), a cynical, genius chess player with no friends or job, makes Malcolm think he could grow into a similar adulthood. Determined to prevent this undesirable fate, Malcolm tries to help Leonard change his life by lining him up for a job interview with the obnoxious Craig. Meanwhile, Francis finds employ as a nude model and begins to delight in the exposure.

Episode 20: Baby (1)
Hal and the boys are at a bridal expo, leaving a very pregnant Lois at home with Francis. They get two surprises: an unexpected visit from Grandma Ida and Lois' water breaking.

Episode 21: Baby (2)
Hal keeps having delusional dreams at the hospital while Lois is in labor. The boys take parenting classes to become better brothers to their next sibling.

Episode 22: Day Care
Now that the fifth child has arrived, Lois and Hal must find a way for someone to take care of him. Later on, they discover that the church has a day care of their own, so they pretend to be Christians in order to get accepted, which makes Dewey and Reese start finding out the joy of life believing in God. Hal makes their Christian fellows to build up the broken wall, and Lois takes care of another child. Meanwhile, Francis deals with aliens and UFOs.

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Episode 1: Vegas
When Dewey's pet rabbit does well in a state contest, the family must travel to Las Vegas for the nationals. But Reese unknowingly sells the rabbit to a restaurant. Now it is up to Dewey (with a little help from a "choking" Reese) to try and save the rabbit. Meanwhile, Malcolm tells Hal and Lois that they embarrass him, and that is why he didn't tell them he won state science honors. As a form of repayment, Malcolm gets great seats for him and Lois to see Lois' favorite singer. Lois then gets lucky and is invited backstage where all she really wants to do is figure out why Malcolm doesn't want her around. Hal, on the other hand, is looking all across Las Vegas for a slot machine that he has had dreams of winning the jackpot on. Francis is also in trouble when he gets behind on duties at the ranch, and for the first time sees that Otto isn't just a pushover for everything.

Episode 2: Watching The Baby
Lois is exhausted, so Hal and the boys offer to take care of the new baby. As Hal gets stuck at the store, Malcolm and Reese ditch Dewey to hang out with some girls.

Episode 3: Goodbye Kitty
When everyone finds out that Kitty and Abe are divorced, they decide to keep it a secret, but idiot Reese reveals the truth. After finding out about it, Stevie begins to fall into a total depression and begins to talk with a computer, and Malcolm tries everything to convince him to be back as he was, but it's useless. However, it's ultimately his father who's the one who convinces him. Meanwhile, Hal begins to turn into a second wife to Abe, Reese finds Lois' diary and thinks it's from a girl from school, Dewey returns to infancy to get more attention, and Francis and Otto must kill a horse, but neither of them are able to do it.

Episode 4: Thanksgiving
Malcolm decides to skip Thanksgiving to go to a party, but things turn out different than what he expected when he finds himself drunk and a girl offers him sex. Meanwhile, Reese becomes totally abusive to Hal and Dewey for not doing exactly what he says, and Francis and Piama come to the house with a big row, that only Lois can fix.

Episode 5: Malcolm Films Reese
Mr. Herkabe tells Malcolm that his next project is about filming his brother, and later Malcolm discovers that he humiliated Reese and that it was just a trap from Herkabe. Meanwhile, Dewey begins to get extra cash as a street performer, and Hal discovers that people from the company keep being arrest due to a fraud.

Episode 6: Malcolm's Job
Malcolm gets a job working for Lois on the drugstore loading dock but is shocked to find that Lois smokes. She makes him promise not to tell, then turns her back on him and writes him up for a silly offense. Meanwhile, Dewey runs away to the Ranch to be with Francis because he says he is tired of Reese and Malcolm. Hal is also busy, secretly betting on and entering Jaime in baby competitions.

Episode 7: Christmas Trees
Hal and the boys begin selling Christmas trees, but every time that they are about to gain money for actually doing it, something unexpected happens. At the ranch, Francis and Piama are reminded of home when Otto's relatives come to stay at the ranch, while Lois recruits the help of vagabonds in order to find a squirrel that bit Craig, to confirm if it has rabies.

Episode 8: Block Party
Malcolm and his family come home early from their vacation find that the neighbors have thrown annual block party celebrating their absence. Reese and Dewey set up a plan to get money by letting Reese-tortured kids get revenge. Hal and Lois enter a kielbasa-eating contest and Malcolm unknowingly assists a robbery, but a surprising twist comes in the end.

Episode 9: Dirty Magazine
Malcolm tells the A.C.L.U (a group that's against the unfair censorship) that they are censoring the almost inoffensive school magazine which is just defending people's rights. Meanwhile, in order to get his old salary back, Hal attempts to flirt with the woman who's responsible of the salary cutbacks.

Episode 10: Hot Tub
Jamie's babysitter asks Malcolm to do a small job for her. He accepts without knowing that this "task" involves messing up with Jamie's babysitter ex-boyfriend and a huge family problem. Meanwhile, Dewey's new friend leaves him and befriends Reese while Francis encourages Otto to face an old enemy who almost stole Gretchen from him.

Episode 11: Ida's Boyfriend
Malcolm gets a tongue piercing. In a month, he'll be able to take off the piercing while he's at home; however, he has to wait that long. Unfortunately, he notices that he can't pronounce letter "S", making obvious that something is happening. Furthermore, his tongue becomes infected. Meanwhile, Ida announces that she'll marry a rich Chinese man that she met on a cruise, but Lois and Hal find out that she's drugging him.

Episode 12: Softball
Malcolm is convinced to play softball by Lois and ends up doing very badly at it due to Lois's hold on him. Meanwhile, Francis tries to pick fights with Lois, Reese tries to break Francis's record of collecting toilet seats from a local junkyard, and Hal accidentally applies to become a member of the CIA.

Episode 13: Lois' Sister
Lois younger sister, Susan, visits the Wilkersons and gives expensive and cool presents to the boys while she ignores Lois and Hal. Lois and Susan have been enemies since they were very young girls. Their relationship becomes especially bad when Susan gives Malcolm and Reese a luxurious Mustang. However, when Lois finds out that her sister is very sick, her thoughts about Susan change and now she feels that she should help her.

Episode 14: Malcolm Dates A Family
Lois gets incredibly angry because they charged 15% more to their bill at their favorite pizza restaurant. Meanwhile, Malcolm started to date a girl, Angela. She tells him that her family is strange and usually hates her boyfriends; however Malcolm's intelligence fascinates them. He ends up going to see Angela's family, but he forgets about her in the end....

Episode 15: Reese's Apartment
Reese rents an apartment after being thrown out of the Wilkersons' house - but finds it difficult to avoid debt. Malcolm helps a football player write an essay to get him into college. However, when the sportsman turns out to be even stupider than he thought, he is faced with a dilemma.

Episode 16: Malcolm Visits College
Lois accompanies Malcolm on a visit to his new college - and insists on seeing his dormitory. Dewey starts stealing items from around the house to get his own back on Hal, and Reese has an unfortunate encounter with an undercover police officer.

Episode 17: Polly In The Middle
Hal sets up Abe Kenarben on a blind date with Jaime's babysitter Polly but then realizes Lois has also set her up on a blind date - with Craig. Malcolm, Dewey (with his "lucky" shirt) and Reese also meet Reggie Jackson and Francis is embarrassed by Piama in front of his co-workers.

Episode 18: Dewey's Special Class
Dewey is about to make an I.Q. test that will determine if he'll be in the normal class, the Krelboyne class for smart children or the "special" class. Since Malcolm knows that Krelboyne's are always annoyed by their normal classmates, he convinces Dewey to get horrible results. However, the results are really awful and he is sent to the special class for Emotionally Disturbed Kids.

Episode 19: Experiment
When Lois and Hal force a reluctant Dewey into the humiliation of door-to-door candy bar selling, Dewey adopts underhand tactics to get through the unbearable task. He tells each one of his neighbors all profits will go to good causes - and sales go through the roof. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Stevie are wracking their brains on an impossible science experiment.

Episode 20: Victor's Other Family
Lois, Reese, and Malcolm go to Canada to meet Victor's secret family. Dewey dreads Hal running with him since bad things always happen before such events between the two. Betty White guest stars as Victor's other wife.

Episode 21: Reese Joins The Army (1)
Hal is falsely accused of a crime involving his company. Lois goes crazy, and Reese runs away when he sees Malcolm with his girlfriend. Francis and Piama must take care of the house and Lois.

Episode 22: Reese Joins The Army (2)
Reese continues to serve in the army, Lois is still insane, and Malcolm is trying to prove Hal innocent. When Malcolm finds out a shocking secret that can prove Hal innocent, everything could be fixed.

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Episode 1: Reese Comes Home (3)
When Reese realizes the Army is too much for him to handle, he deserts and dresses as an Afghani woman. But Lois is on a march to find him, and travels to Kabul to hunt him down. Meanwhile, Malcolm volunteers at a veterans hospital as a way to make up for his guilt of making Reese leave.

Episode 2: Buseys Run Away
After learning that Dewey will be leaving their class, the Buseys run away and hide in masses and force Dewey to assist them in pursuit. Unemployed Hal becomes the leader of a group of dimwitted body builders.

Episode 3: Standee
WHal and Reese get into a trash-dumping war with the trash man, while Lois gets her job back, and fights with Malcolm over an offensive billboard.

Episode 4: Pearl Harbor
Hal goes into war with his neighbor for the Decor crown. Hal strikes with Pearl Harbor day, but the neighbor fights back, so Hal tries to ruin it. Jessica insinuates herself into Malcolm's household and convinces Malcolm and Reese that the other's gay.

Episode 5: Kitty's Back
Kitty Kenarban returns and asks Lois for help in winning back her estranged husband Abe. Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous `brotherhood initiation'.

Episode 6: Hal's Christmas Gift
Broke, Hal and Lois decide that all the Christmas gifts must be homemade. When Hal realizes Lois and the boys have made bigger and better gifts, he fibs about the fabulous present he has in store for them and takes the family on a wild goose chase. Meanwhile, Malcolm feels like his brothers are alienating him and Francis returns home with startling news.

Episode 7: Hal Sleepwalks
One of Dewey's plans is foiled after his friend Hanson, suffers a bout of Tourette's syndrome. Meanwhile, Reese takes advantage of his discovery that Hal becomes highly suggestible whenever he starts sleepwalking.

Episode 8: Lois Battles Jamie
Lois begins to think she is losing her touch when Jamie seems too much for her to handle. When Hal realizes that Lois is losing her confidence, he brings Francis home in order for him to explain to Lois how was she able to have confidence as a mother. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Dewey tape Reese doing the most unbelievable thing by using a diving board.

Episode 9: Malcolm's Car
The boy genius uses the profits from his illegal gambling to buy an old banger, but soon finds the car taking over his life, while Hal discovers he has a talent for hairstyling.

Episode 10: Billboard
Lois is furious when she catches the boys ogling a poster of a stripper, but Malcolm convinces her they are genuinely concerned about the exploitation of women, prompting the family to start a full-scale protest.

Episode 11: Dewey's Opera
When Lois buys a brand-new king-sized bed, Hal thinks that her motive is to put more distance between them and refuses to sleep in it. Moved to tears by an opera he sees on television, Dewey is inspired to write his own operatic masterpiece, "The Marriage Bed," which is based on his parents' fight and turned into a school production. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese build their own street luge board; and Jamie falls head over heels for the baby girl across the street.

Episode 12: Living Will
Hal is named executor of his neighbor's living will and must decide whether to keep him on life support or pull the plug. In attempting to make the decision, Hal discovers he is incapable of making decisions on his own because he always defers to Lois. Meanwhile, Craig asks Malcolm, Reese and Dewey to teach him how to fight dirty since a bully from his childhood is coming to town.

Episode 13: Tiki Lounge
When Hal and Lois realize how little time they spend together, Hal turns the garage into a private tiki lounge where he and Lois can retreat. Things go smoothly until they feud over philosophical beliefs. Meanwhile, Mr. Herkabe cons Malcolm into joining the Booster Club, where he learns a lesson about taking one for the team.

Episode 14: Ida Loses A Leg
During Grandma's unwelcome visit with the family, she loses her leg while saving Dewey from a moving truck. Consumed with guilt, Dewey is determined to find his Grandmother's leg and give it the proper burial. Francis, on the other hand, begrudgingly becomes the caretaker for his stubborn, cranky grandmother. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese are given a new idea for a prank that forces them to stay awake days at a time to avoid the embarrassment of having their faces glued to the floor.

Episode 15: Chad's Sleepover
Hal forbids Dewey from inviting his friend Chad round for a sleepover, but Dewey soon discovers the reason behind his dad's warning. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese find they're not as popular as they once thought and plot revenge on their classmates.

Episode 16: No Motorcycles
When Francis and Piama choose to celebrate Francis' 21st birthday at the house, Hal is reminded of a promise he made to his son as a young child, involving a motorcycle trip that Lois quickly forbids. Hal and Francis have no choice but to sneak off for their wild adventure, leaving their women behind. Meanwhile Malcolm, Dewey and Reese are held captive in their own home by a bully.

Episode 17: Butterflies
Malcolm discovers a man, Norm, living in the Lucky Aide. He agrees to keep Norm's secret as long as he provides Malcolm with tidbits on his new crush, a fellow Lucky Aide employee. Meanwhile, when Reese takes a job as an exterminator, he quickly learns that to drum up business he must infest the neighbors' lawns, and chooses caterpillars as his weapon. But instead of spreading the caterpillars, he has a change of heart and begins to nurture them, ultimately leading to his own menagerie of butterflies.

Episode 18: Ida's Dance
Lois goes over to visit Ida, but gets unpleasantly surprised by the St. Grotus Day festival. Malcolm fails a music appreciation course, and reluctantly goes to Dewey for help. Reese and Hal secretly watch scary movies while Lois is not around, but it ends up revealing some unexpected secrets about both Reese and Hal.

Episode 19: Motivational Speaker
Reese begins hanging out with a pack of dogs, and in the end, the police catches him doing the most unbelievable thing. Dewey gets in trouble with Lois, after Lois finds out that he is seeing another mom, and Hal accidentally becomes a motivational speaker with his co-workers, but drops it when he motivates a man into taking over his job.

Episode 20: Stilts
After Lois and Hal are reminded of the tight budget they must uphold, Hal discovers one of his boys has been dialing a 900 number. His attempt to explain the error to the hotline's billing department turns awry when he forgets to hang up the phone, incurring a whopping $800 charge. Meanwhile, Reese takes a job at a research clinic that pays him to pop experimental pills, and a reluctant Malcolm takes on a mortifying job at the Lucky Aide as a costumed Uncle Sam on stilts.

Episode 21: Buseys Take A Hostage
When Hal decides to attend his first annual Neighborhood Association meeting with Malcolm, he is strongly encouraged to take on the role of President. Being his dad's right-hand man, Malcolm sees a perfect opportunity to add some excitement to the community, while Hal's agenda is a little bit different. Meanwhile, Francis takes on a new job as a camp activities coordinator and turns to Dewey for his input on some creative new games. While Dewey revels in his afternoon of fun, his fed-up classmates take their teacher, principal and janitor hostage.

Episode 22: Mrs. Tri-County
Unbeknownst to Lois, the boys enter her in the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant as a joke. When they overhear the other contestants remarking that Lois doesn't have a chance of winning, they plot to help their mother take the crown. Meanwhile, Malcolm is blackmailed into delivering love notes to a contestant for Herkabe, and Reese discovers that, according to the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant manual's scientific formula, he is beautiful.

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Episode 1: Burning Man
Malcolm and Reese attempt to hitch their way to the annual Burning Man festival but are caught by Hal and Lois. But after hearing Malcolm's explanation of the festival, Hal borrows his boss's RV and the expedition is turned into a family vacation. While there, Lois and Reese get zoned on the events, Hal tries to keep his distance, and Malcolm becomes attracted to a spiritual healer. Dewey does all the chores.

Episode 2: Health Insurance
Hal finds out that the family has been without health insurance for six months and finds out it can be returned on business day Monday, leaving the weekend without insurance. Hal goes into overdrive to make the house safe and tries to prevent any accidents from happening. Also, at the Lucky Aide, a snitch is in the employees' midst.

Episode 3: Reese vs. Stevie
When Hal catches Dewey smoking, he makes a pact with him that he'll stop drinking coffee if Dewey kicks the habit, but after a few unsuccessful attempts to beat their addictions, they both start sneaking around. Meanwhile, Reese picks a fight with Stevie and their confrontation gets heated

Episode 4: Halloween
Malcolm learns that in the past a brutal murder was committed in their home. Hal gets scared to death and won't sleep. Dewey and Reese take Jamie trick-or-treating, but eventually lose him. Lois is tied up at the Lucky Aide with a shoplifter.

Episode 5: Jessica Stays Over
The neighbor's daughter, Jessica, who's staying with the family for the week, shows Malcolm a thing or two about manipulating Lois. Jessica uses her power to get control of Lois' car, but when Malcolm gets on Lois' good side, he lands in the driver's seat. Meanwhile, Reese decides to ship himself to China to beat up his pen pal.

Episode 6: Secret Boyfriend
When Malcolm gets paired with a dimwitted beauty as his chemistry partner, he thinks it's a recipe for disaster, but when she reveals her feelings for him, sparks fly. They agree to keep their romantic experiment under wraps until Malcolm realizes that she's just embarrassed to be dating him. Meanwhile, Lois demands that Reese get a job, and she kicks him out of the house to prove that she means business.

Episode 7: Blackout
Francis sneaks home, and accidentally allows Jamie to lose a balloon which causes a blackout. In three well-written segments, Malcolm tries to avoid getting caught with three dutch girls, Hal and Reese attempt to cook a rare beef, and Francis tries to sneak out without being seen. In the end, after the power turns back on, it's Dewey who finally gets revenge on everyone by snooping around.

Episode 8: Army Buddy
When Lois finds renewed energy with orthotic inserts for her shoes, Hal fears she will not look to him for support anymore and plots to destroy the inserts. A former female army buddy of Reese's comes to their house for a visit. But she gets defensive when Reese thinks they are way more than just friends and comes intact to the idea of trying to sleep with her.

Episode 9: Malcolm Defends Reese
Lois thinks the new babysitter she found for Jamie is perfect... until she starts driving Lois crazy. Meanwhile, Reese starts getting picked on by the teacher when he and Malcolm are in the same class. However, Malcolm decides to defend him. While Hal drives Dewey crazy trying to help him with his love interest, Gina.

Episode 10: Malcolm's Money
When Hal and Lois receive a check for $10,000 made out to Malcolm, their first instinct is to keep it and buy new pipes for the house or a new boat, until Dewey overhears their plan and wants a piece of the pie. In a weak moment Lois spends the entire chunk of change on a dollhouse, but they feel so guilty they end up paying Malcolm back. Meanwhile, Reese spends all of his free time in a nursing home.

Episode 11: Bride of Ida (1)
Dewey, Lois and Hal go out of town to a piano competition; and without Lois around, Grandma Ida makes Reese get married to Ida's helper, Raduca, but only if he defeats Malcolm in three challenges. When Lois, Dewey and Hal return, they find out that Reese has run with Raduca to Las Vegas to get hitched, much to Ida's dismay.

Episode 12: College Recruiters (2)
Dewey visits a broke and disheveled Francis and just as he talks him into getting a real job, his rocker friend shows up and gives him a cool gig as tour manager of the band. Meanwhile, Malcolm refuses to meet with college recruiters, so Hal takes over and treats each one as a suitor – until Malcolm chooses Harvard, which ruins everything for Hal.

Episode 13: Mono
Lois discovers she has mono after a visit to the doctor. She then ends up giving it to Malcolm after her maternal instincts begin. As a result, both Lois and Malcolm are forced to spend two weeks together in the same room. Hal, meanwhile, is invited to all of his neighbors' parties after they know Lois will not be attending any of them. Dewey makes Jamie his slave.

Episode 14: Hal Grieves
al gets a devastating phone call that his father has died, but because he never knew his father well he doesn't shed a tear. In an attempt to overcompensate with his kids, Hal takes the boys shopping, lets them miss school and offers to buy Malcolm a new car until Lois steps in. Hal's buddy Abe thinks that a phone call from a cast member of Star Trek: The Original Series will cheer him up.

Episode 15: A.A.
Lois and Hal visit Francis to help him celebrate one year of sobriety, but when they attend his A.A. meeting they find out that Lois was the one who drove him to drink. Meanwhile, Dewey finds the spare key to Hal's car, but when Malcolm and Reese refuse to drive him to the arcade, it takes them more than 12 steps to find it.

Episode 16: Lois Strikes Back
Lois decides to get revenge on four popular high school girls who play a mean prank on Reese. As she plans her revenge, Hal builds his own pitching machine in the garage.

Episode 17: Hal's Dentist
Hal's friend Trey tells him to come to his dental office when he loses a tooth during a poker game, but their friendship goes into jeopardy when Hal's faced with a $2,000 bill and causes a fight between them. Reese, meanwhile, teaches Lois how to ride a bike, while Malcolm and Dewey find sleeping as their new favorite pastime after finding a new mattress.

Episode 18: Bomb Shelter
Malcolm joins a local dance class to impress a girl, but when she loses her footing, he realizes that to win the competition he'll need a partner who can step it up. Dick, a rival student in the class who takes dancing a bit too seriously, challenges Malcolm to a dance-off. Meanwhile, Reese and Dewey discover an underground bachelor pad/bomb shelter in the backyard and lock Hal in it.

Episode 19: Stevie in the Hospital
When Stevie goes to the hospital, Malcolm tries making up every excuse he can think of to not go because he can't face the truth about his illness. Meanwhile, back home, Hal gets highly competitive about his new remote control boat, Lois thinks she's going insane, and Reese gets a job.

Episode 20: Cattle Court
Reese meets a cute vegetarian named Carrie when he goes back to work at the meat plant. He goes along with her politics talk at first, but she catches him with a pork chop. So, to get Carrie back, he sets free all the cows at the meat plant. Malcolm, meanwhile, tries to fool Lois in order to attend a rock concert.

Episode 21: Morp
For the senior prom, Reese gets paid to take Janine, a studious girl in class, but only after she gives him a makeover and sends him to finishing school, while Malcolm aligns with the unpopular kids to form an anti-prom they call "Morp." Unfortunately, while Malcolm and his friends protest the official dance, they don't know how to make their "Morp" exciting. Meanwhile, Dewey discovers there aren't any childhood pictures of him, so he concocts an elaborate scavenger hunt to punish Hal and Lois.

Episode 22: Graduation
Malcolm struggles with his speech when he's elected valedictorian of his graduating class at school. However, Lois refuses to listen to any of his complaints and reveals that she wants him to become President of the United States. Meanwhile, Reese does everything he can to get a permanent job as a high school janitor, which includes creating the most disgusting mess ever. In the meantime, Hal has problems with Malcolm's Harvard tuition, while Francis finally gets a real 9-5 job that he actually enjoys. Also returning for the family celebrations is Grandma Ida, as they all say goodbye to Malcolm when he leaves for college...and Lois becomes pregnant again.

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I thought I would give a go at doing the Criminal Intent episode guides

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could someone help me with a banner for criminal intent please

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it seems that Knight Rider, Life On Mars both have episode guides, Did not see anyone mention that on the page

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Criminal Intent Season 1 Episode Guide

Episode 1: One
Goren and Eames are called in when a jewelry heist leaves behind three bodies, two of them innocent bystanders. After ruling out mafia involvement, they realize the thefts are directly connected to recent credit card thefts and stolen identities. They're led to an extremely charismatic thief, and their only hope is convincing one of his partners to turn on him.

Episode 2: Art
When a museum curator and an art authenticator are found dead in what was set up to look like a murder-suicide, Goren and Eames follow the clues and realize the deaths are linked to the sale of numerous art forgeries. Their investigation hits a dead end when they're unable to locate the forger.

Episode 3: Smothered
After the body of Lois Romney is found in a hotel room, Goren and Eames link her to Dale Van Acker, a junkie and the son of wealthy scion Priscilla Van Acker. Van Acker strongly disapproved of her son's pregnant fiancée, which leads Goren and Eames to suspect she may have wanted to get rid of the girl on a permanent basis.

Episode 4: The Faithful
Goren and Eames investigate the death of church sexton Morris Abernathy, but soon find their chief suspect, Kevin Donovan, dead in his apartment. After realizing someone had performed last rites over Donovan's body, the police believe a priest was involved in the murder, and are led to a priest who has been desperately trying to keep a twenty-year-old secret hidden. Goren risks the prosecution's case by protecting an innocent third party who could lose everything if his own secret is revealed.

Episode 5: Jones
The detectives become suspicious when an abusive lawyer's girlfriends keep turning up dead, but his wife stonewalls the investigation.

Episode 6: The Extra Man
When a European con man is found beaten to death, the detectives look for the investors he swindled, learning quickly that the man also had relations with their wives.

Episode 7: Poison
The detectives investigate a murderer who poisons hospital victims with cyanide. They suspect a nurse whose profile is typical, but when they discover more murders away from the hospital they have to widen their search.

Episode 8: The Pardoner's Tale
The deaths of a reporter and his fiancée, gunned down on orders, leads the detectives to investigate political bribery involving the governor's office, which Deakins isn't pleased with.

Episode 9: The Good Doctor
A plastic surgeon reports his drug-abusing wife missing, and ends up being the prime suspect after detectives learn he had good reason to want her out of his life.

Episode 10: Enemy Within
The death of an eccentric banker in his 90th-floor apartment leads the detectives to investigate his professional contacts and family members

Episode 11:  The Third Horseman
The killing of an abortion doctor who was shot in his own apartment sends the detectives on a search for the sniper before someone else becomes the next victim. Carver worries that the case will end up being all about abortion rights.

Episode 12: Crazy
A psychiatrist who provides expert testimony at criminal trials lays down an insanity defense to hide his obsession for his younger girlfriend after revealing to her that he hired a corrupt detective to murder her brother-in-law at his son's Bar Mitzvah after alleged reports that her niece had been abused by him.

Episode 13: The Insider
When the father of a young woman who had been clubbing all night is found dead in his boat house, Goren and Eames investigate the mysterious club owner only to realize he is an undercover FBI agent and the Bureau will not risk its undercover operation even to stop a killer.

Episode 14:  Homo Homini Lupus
When an business executive's wife and two daughters are kidnapped for a loanshark because the loan hasn't been paid off, Goren and Eames are frustrated by the man's lack of cooperation, which stymies them further when the man's released daughter proves to have been sexually assaulted.

Episode 15: Semi-Professional
The detectives investigate the murder of a judge's clerk, with their attention initially going to the judge himself, who had been having an affair with the young woman.

Episode 16: Phantom
The detectives investigate a slain bank robber and check out his sister, who is involved with a bogus United Nations economist. As the detectives close in on the suspect, Goren learns the suspect wants his children's approval and must stop him before any more murders.

Episode 17: Seizure
When the body of a bisexual young woman is found slain, Goren and Eames note the similarities between her death and a number of murders committed by a convicted serial killer, turning their attention to a human-behavior researcher.

Episode 18:  Yesterday
When the well-preserved body of a woman tortured and murdered twenty years earlier appears on the banks of the Bronx River, chemical residue on the body leads Goren and Eames to the basement of the house in which the body had originally been buried and to the junkie whose parents owned the home. When the junkie ends up murdered as well, their investigation focuses on his college classmate, a man with a history of drugging and sexually assaulting women.

Episode 19:  Maledictus
Goren and Eames investigate the murder of a Russian mob princess, initially believing she may have been slain in a revenge act against her father, but their attention later turns to a classmate who could be destroyed by the woman's upcoming tell-all book.

Episode 20: Badge
When the murder of a city auditor and his family seems too perfect, Goren and Eames turn their attention towards law enforcement personnel after learning that the auditor was investigating a number of former cops upon suspicion of double-dipping.

Episode 21: Faith
When a wealthy publisher is murdered to prevent him from exposing an elaborate confidence game that enveloped him, his company and one of his editors, Goren and Eames run their own con to extract a confession from the killer.

Episode 22:  Tuxedo Hill
When Goren and Eames investigate the murder of a man linked to a corporate finance officer, they uncover a stock manipulation scheme which enriched the corporate executives by defrauding investors.

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Episode 1: Dead
The murder of a mortician, and the discovery of corpses at a crematorium, leads the detectives to a family man who claims to own a consulting business but is suspected of being a contract killer with a penchant for perfection. Goren attempts to prove the man's guilt by setting up a scheme that puts his "fear of making a mistake" in jeopardy.

Episode 2: Bright Boy
The double murder of a social services worker and a deputy mayor lead the detectives to suspect a couple who may have a grudge against the social worker for taking away their children. When they learn that the social worker had taken special interest in a child prodigy being considered for admission to a prestigious, accelerated school, they examine both the boy and his obsessive father.

Episode 3:  Anti-Thesis
As Goren and Eames sift through the likely suspects in the murder of a university president and his assistant, they discover that the culprit is a wily adversary who has more than these crimes to hide.

Episode 4: Best Defense
An assistant district attorney, who had been receiving death threats, confronts and kills a hired gunman. Goren and Eames first suspect his wife, a prominent defense attorney, through a convict whose case was being prosecuted by the A.D.A. and the rumors of her romantic affairs. After he realizes there are cracks in the seemingly airtight case, Goren is forced to keep Carver in the dark about some details to prove his theory.

Episode 5: Chinoiserie
After a mother of two is shot to death in Chinatown, Goren and Eames first believe her death may be connected to the Tiananmen Square massacre. However, the investigation leads them to a smuggling ring that deals in antiquities.

Episode 6:  Malignant
A robbery that involved two fatalities leads to the discovery of a long-running case of tampering with drugs. Goren and Eames have to figure out a way of catching a pharmacist who has been diluting cancer medication without using the exhumated bodies of patients who had been given the medicine.

Episode 7: Tomorrow
The detectives investigate a triple murder, including the son and daughter of a wealthy businessman, that occurred in his apartment. After investigating the childrens' stepmother (his second wife), they turn to a pair of nannies, one of whom works for the family. However, the detectives must reach back to the nannies' history as children, and a television soap opera, in order to better understand the motives for the crime.

Episode 8: The Pilgrim
The detectives are called to investigate the adult daughter of a retired officer which takes them to a case of terrorism involving someone she knew that includes a shipment of explosives.

Episode 9: Shandeh
A businesswoman who becomes a suspect in the murder of her daughter-in-law, who was strangled in her garage. Disparate bruises on her body lead Goren and Eames to believe that there were two assailants.

Episode 10: Con-Text
Goren and Eames run a con of their own on a phony motivational speaker who they suspect exploited a fragile disciple by convincing him to commit murder for profit.

Episode 11: Baggage
When an airline baggage supervisor is found murdered in the trunk of her car, the detectives investigate the employees listed in a sexual harrassment complaint which leads them to a scam involving credit cards and credit reports with foreign links.

Episode 12: Suite Sorrow
When the wealthy and matronly owner is found naked and murdered with injections of botox in the bathtub, detectives Goren and Eames focus on the victim's unstable adult daughter who resented her mother's meddling in her love life

Episode 13: See Me
Detectives Goren and Eames come to believe a doctor conducted shameful experiments on the residents of a halfway house.

Episode 14: Probability
While probing the seemingly random murders of several homeless men, Goren and Eames uncover a scam involving a crooked insurance agent. However, an unsual twist leads the detectives to an unlikely suspect.

Episode 15:  Monster
The murder of a woman in her apartment results in her son, recently paroled after serving 15 years for murder, becoming the prime suspect. Having consulted with the lead detective on the old case, Goren and Eames discover he was involved in a cover-up to rush other cases to closure.

Episode 16: Cuba Libre
After the trophy wife of a recently released prison inmate is murdered, Goren plays on the man's paranoia to find a connection to another inmate with a hit list.

Episode 17:  Cold Comfort
When a woman suing her brother over the disposition of their father's remains is found murdered, Goren and Eames discover a concealed parentage and a man willing to go to any extremes to ensure his legacy.

Episode 18: Legion
When a father and son have their throats slit, the detectives discovers that a group of adolescent boys have disappeared from the same neighborhood. When the locals don't cooperate with the investigation, the cops think the boys are being used by someone operating a bicycle theft ring. The cops are led to a studio owner who brainwashes the boys to prove their worthiness.

Episode 19: Cherry Red
The detectives try to figure out a mystery after an old woman dies in a fire. The mystery gets deeper when a young woman who is left some of the old woman estate is killed. The case takes them to a state public administrator who has invented a form of grave-robbing. The detective suspects the administrator has a weakness for valuable cars, but to make his case work, he has to exploit his quarry's personal relationships.

Episode 20: Blink
Goren and Eames investigate the murder of a math student who worked in a poker club as a card-counter. Their case uncovers a group of computer nerds, then uncovers a computer gambling system with tougher suspects. The detectives discover that even their own workstations are hit by the ringleader of the group, who had bigger plans for his horseracing and other scams.

Episode 21: Graansha
Goren and Eames enter the closed world of a thieving Irish Traveller clan when they investigate the death of a Ann Lawson, a probation officer who was run over three times after meeting a friend at the bar. They soon learn that Ann, a probation officer, had been involved with Malcolm Bryce, the father of Paul, one of her charges. It appears as though Ann is also very close with the thieving Irish Travellers they are investigating, determined to save a young girl from their style of life.

Episode 22: Zoonotic
The investigation into the murder of a crooked cop leads to a preening veterinarian and his friend, an obsessive doctor whose ex-girlfriends have all been infected with a rare disease.

Episode 23: A Person of Interest
Goren and Eames investigate the murder of a former nurse and discover a possible anthrax terrorist plot. The case takes a turn for the worse when Goren is blamed for driving a suspect to commit suicide. Now disgraced, Goren learns that a cunning adversary from his past may be involved.

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Episode 1: Undaunted Mettle
A famous architect's promiscuity becomes the key to solving the murder of a promising young designer who was his closest competitor for a prestigious commission, and Eames makes an announcement.

Episode 2: Gemini
When a schizophrenic obsessed with Marilyn Monroe and the cult of the blond and the blue-eyed commits a series of murders to eradicate those he feels are responsible for promoting the homogenization of appearance rampant in society, Goren and Eames suspect that a person close to the man may have taken advantage of his illness and his crimes to commit extortion.

Episode 3: The Gift
Santeria cultists kill the son of a women that believed from them she had psychic powers.

Episode 4: But Not Forgotten
When a bookkeeper goes missing, Goren and Eames are led back to the death of her brother, a hitman, two years earlier. An imprisoned mobster seems to be their best bet, but when another body turns up it takes the case to a whole new level.

Episode 5: Pravda
Goren is assigned an interim partner after Eames goes on maternity leave. They focus their investigation of a murder on a star reporter whose past contains a history of plagiarism.

Episode 6: Stray
While tracking a modern-day Bonnie and Clyde, Goren deduces that one of his suspects has an injured foot. It isn't long before Goren and Bishop realize the pair, who have already killed nine people including two undercover cops, are not the typical Bonnie and Clyde – the female partner is obviously the one in control.

Episode 7: A Murderer Among Us
The detectives try to link the suicide of an Argentine immigrant to her husband who has a history of violence. While the subsequent investigation is not successful, they discover his hatred might be linked to a string of unsolved murders with the same MO.

Episode 8: Sound Bodies
Goren and Bishop pursue a teenage Svengali who convinces three impressionable young girls to commit multiple homicides in the cause of a twisted philosophy.

Episode 9: Happy Family
The bludgeoning of a rich family patriarch has the detectives investigating several suspects, each with their own motives: his estranged wife whom he was about to divorce, a male friend of hers who was a parolee, their children's nanny, the victim's brother-in-law who is a doctor, even the oldest son. Goren and Carver call the family of suspects together to sort it all out… in family court.

Episode 10: F.P.S
Goren reaches into his own experience working with a partner to solve the murder of a gamer who appears to be connected to a network of thieves using spyware to commit fraud. Eames gives birth.

Episode 11: Mad Hops
The murder of a private investigator, who was tracking down the whereabouts of a prominent high school basketball player, has the detectives searching the local courts to discover a link to gamblers and college recruiters until they learn that several other prominent players were transferred to the same school - one with a championship tradition.

Episode 12: Unrequited
Goren and Eames uncover how a rich woman's unrequited lust for fame and a professional fundraiser's desperation to pay off a loan shark may have contributed to the murders of the woman's husband and the fundraiser's mother.

Episode 13: Pas de Deux
A terminally ill bank robber, who is angered by the ravages of his illness, exerts what little control he has left in life by manipulating the unwitting accomplices he enlists to assist him with committing his final robberies. Goren and Eames are forced into a race against time to foil his plan for suicide-by-cop that will take both his life and that of his latest accomplice.

Episode 14: Mis-Labeled
Goren and Eames stumble upon a web of corporate corruption that involves fraud, bribery, identity theft, and a conspiracy to sell lethally contaminated blood products as they investigate the murder of a pharmaceutical salesman.

Episode 15: Shrink-Wrapped
The daughter of narcissistic psychotherapists takes desperate measures to exact her revenge for years of their abuse and neglect, leading to tragedy for a young man caught in the web of her parents' promiscuity, mind games and competitiveness.

Episode 16: The Saint
A man commits fraud, forgery, and murder to discredit the organization that took advantage of his mentally ill mother, impoverished his family, and ruined his childhood.

Episode 17: Conscience
A neurologist who believes that she can communicate with a woman in a persistent vegetative state is murdered by a family member who fears that the doctor will uncover the multi-million dollar motive which led to the woman's disability.

Episode 18: Ill-Bred
A stable worker resorts to heroin smuggling, deception, extortion, and murder to finance the purchase of the farm and foundation stallion that will provide a leg up on the horse set social ladder.

Episode 19: Fico Di Capo
After a protected witness is shot dead in a restaurant, Goren and Eames find themselves on the trail of a trio of young mobsters. They finally figure out that a young man named Chops is the key, but can't find anyone willing to turn on him. Goren seeks the help of a fig-loving don dying of cancer to trap Chops.

Episode 20: D.A.W.
The investigation into the death of a woman searching for the whereabouts of her late mother's antique ring leads Goren and Eames to a physician serial killer who has cleverly concealed the murder of over two hundred of his patients.

Episode 21: Consumed
A police officer is framed for a triple homicide by a greedy woman who takes advantage of his sleepwalking and is enmeshed in a bitter divorce settlement and out for revenge.

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Episode 1: Semi-Detached
The investigation into the deaths of a shock jock and the housekeeper who supplied the pain killers to which he was once addicted leads Goren and Eames to a detox clinic staff member whose mental illness hits Goren close to home.

Episode 2: The Posthumous Collection
The investigation into the death of a famous photographer leads to the discovery of multiple homicides committed by the collaborator on his latest project, who was attempting to exorcise demons from his past through an artistic expression the photographer soon found intolerable

Episode 3: Want
After he gets into the head of an insane man driven to torture, murder, and cannibalism by overwhelming despair and loneliness, Goren surprises his colleagues with a passionate plea that the man be spared the death penalty, and engineers the confession that will save the man's life through a plea bargain.

Episode 4: Great Barrier
When Goren and Eames search for a jewel thief who murdered her accomplice, they discover that the clever larcenies are the brainchild of her lover, Nicole Wallace, Goren's long-standing nemesis. As the detectives delve into the personal and working relationships between the two women, they uncover a plot to cause the death of Wallace's ex-husband, the only person who can lead them to evidence of the very first murder Wallace committed.

Episode 5: Eosphoros
When Goren and Eames investigate the death of a prominent atheist and her kidnappers, they discover that the crime, fueled by a need for sympathy and publicity as well as greed, began close to home.

Episode 6: In the Dark
During the investigation into the deaths of several homeless people, Goren and Eames uncover a series of frauds that lead them to a woman in the early stages of dementia and the man who is willing to commit murder to demonstrate his devotion for her.

Episode 7: Magnificat
Goren and Eames are frustrated when the law has no provision for the arrest of a man whose abusive control of his family and neglect of his severely depressed wife led her to several murder-suicide attempts which he did nothing to prevent, and eventually resulted in the deaths of three of his sons.

Episode 8:  Silver Lining
A master thief who specializes in stealing antique silver from wealthy families across the country is finally captured after his pregnant wife takes desperate measures when an appraiser threatens to ruin her white-picket-fence dreams of the future.

Episode 9: Inert Dwarf
A world-renowned physicist resorts to murder to avoid being humiliated by his failure to prove a controversial theory of quantum physics for which he has spent his career espousing.

Episode 10: The View From Up Here
A nanny confesses to a murder and an attempted murder that she claims God told her to commit. The link is that both victims lived in the same building, which was poorly constructed, and were rumored to be having an affair.

Episode 11: Gone
Goren matches wits with a one-time chess prodigy who has become a fugitive when the body of a young woman is found tossed in the trash.

Episode 12: Collective
A female con artist who frequented fantasy conventions is found dead, and the reason can only be discovered in the stifling confines of the small literary fandom to which her latest victim belonged.

Episode 13: Stress Position
When a prison guard is murdered, Eames and Goren investigate, only to discover they've riled the feathers of Mike Logan, a Staten Island police officer who happens to be dating the nurse at the prison. Logan joins the duo to find out exactly what is happening at the prison.

Episode 14:  Sex Club
When Goren and Eames investigate the death of the new owner of a "little black book" once belonging to legendary playboy George Merritt, they uncover the marital indiscretions of a U.S. Senatorial candidate involving sex clubs.

Episode 15: Death Roe
After a food critic is found beaten to death, Goren and Eames turn their suspicion to the chef at the last restaurant she visited. Unfortunately, Joshua Mailer has also gone missing, and their investigation then turns to his father-in-law, the owner and head chef of another very popular restaurant in the city. An off-the-cuff comment tips Goren off to the fact that not all is well in the Onorato household.

Episode 16:  Ex Stasis
When a young woman is shot during an unscheduled appointment, Goren and Eames investigate her death and learn she had received a kidney transplant a few years earlier. Initially, they believe Vanessa Nikos may have been killed so her organs could be harvested, but soon learn her death was more closely connected with the organ she initially received from living donor Boyce Wainwright. When her shooter, who is also awaiting an organ transplant, is found dead, the police realize they're onto something.

Episode 17:  Shibboleth
When Phoebe Morton is murdered while on the phone with a 9-1-1 operator, Goren and Eames take the case and soon realize Morton is one of five women murdered with a similar connection: the killer known as Body By Jake (B.B.J.). Their investigation leads them to Keith Durbin, a recently released parolee who appears to be perfect. Goren has his suspicions about Durbin, who doesn't seem right to him. When they learn there are similar earlier murders, Goren and Eames focus their attention on a new suspect, and realize, although he's not guilty, Durbin is the key.

Episode 18:  The Good Child
After Dennis and Camille Burnett are found murdered in their home, the only survivor is their twenty-year-old daughter, Rachel. Because the Burnetts had been in the witness protection program, Goren and Eames initially suspect someone connected with a crime family had the Burnetts killed. The detectives soon realize the connection isn't the parents; it's the daughter. Suspicion then turns to the daughter's biological parents and her birth father's very jealous wife.

Episode 19: Beast
When Lisa Ross is brought into the emergency room with a severe case of chloracne, suspicion quickly turns to her husband Greg, a well-known dentist, especially after she dies. During their investigation, Goren and Eames hear whispers about Lisa's infidelities, but the real break comes when they learn that Lisa was not the first woman to whom Greg Ross had been connected who had died of the same symptoms. After discovering Lisa's connection to Greg's former fiancée Morgan Dexler, Goren and Eames believe they have the answer.

Episode 20: No Exit
When five young people are found dead by the tracks, Goren and Eames initially write them off as a suicide until their investigation reveals one of the victims, Carmine Ruggiero, had no desire to be part of a suicide pact. Although they begin looking into a website that gives instructions on how to commit suicide, the investigation leads them to the unsolved suicide of Edie Elverson, one of Ruggiero's co-workers, who he had once testified against in a harassment suit. Goren soon realizes another of the company's employees is trying very hard to push them to an answer.

Episode 21: The Unblinking Eye
After a young actress is gunned down after an evening out with her boyfriend, Goren and Eames initially focus their attention on a young man who had showed an unusual interest in the couple, but soon realise that there is more to this case than meets the eye. A jealous and seemingly obsessive ex-girlfriend, a best friend who never made it as an actor, and a grieving boyfriend who seems too good to be true lead Goren and Eames down another path, one where the key to exposing the truth about the present depends on exposing the lies of the past.

Episode 22:  My Good Name
When the body of a man is found and it soon becomes obvious the body has been moved, Eames and Goren investigate the death of Walter Czabo, whose wife has been sleeping with a decorated former police officer who happens to have close ties to Deakins. The suspects start piling up, starting with Frank Adair and leading to his controlling publicist, but Deakins is reluctant to go after his friend, who wields a lot of local influence, without good, hard proof.

Episode 23: False-Hearted Judges
t's open season in New York when not one but two powerful judges are executed. At first they seem to have no connection; one was a family court judge whose entire family was attacked and the other is an appellate court judge. After investigating the judges more thoroughly, Goren and Eames realize their first set of suspects was simply a smokescreen, and there is a far more insidious threat. Their investigation leads them to a non-custodial father who has a beef with the court system.

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Episode 1: Grow
The detectives probe the murder of a building inspector. One suspect is Goren's former nemesis Nicole Wallace, who's engaged to the victim's brother. Goren thinks she's after the millions that her fiancé's daughter won in a lawsuit. Elsewhere, Mike Logan joins the major-case squad to share duties with Goren.

Episode 2: Diamond Dogs
Logan and his new partner, Barek, investigate a series of robberies in mom-and-pop jewelry stores that are escalating in the level of violence. After a home investigation leads them to a young junkie, Barek and Logan are soon led to a mother-and-son crime team, and the mother is pulling all the strings. Logan is uncomfortable when Barek uses his past to get through to their suspect.

Episode 3: Prisoner
Prison warden William Hendry is found brutalized after he drops off a large ransom payment for his wife, who had been kidnapped years earlier by an escaped convict. Eames and Goren track down Jenny Hendry, now living happily under a new name, and begin to realize that Hendry isn't the squeaky clean martyr that he's been portrayed as for years, especially once they discover that Jenny's supposed 'kidnapper' was originally hired by the warden to kill his wife.

Episode 4: Unchained
When a cop's son is murdered by the mob, Logan and Barek realize that young Joe Long had been killed by mistake. Their investigation leads them to two rival mafia families, but it isn't long before Logan begins to believe that the true criminals aren't the mobsters, but the cops on their payroll. As the investigation narrows down to one main officer, Barek and Logan are faced with the difficult task of forcing the man's daughter to turn against him to get what they want. When the officer and his lawyer bring Logan's stormy history into play, even Deakins takes pause with his decision to have Logan on his force.

Episode 5: Acts of Contrition
When a nun is murdered in a church, Goren and Eames believe that someone has tried to cover up part of the crime. Their investigation leads them to a young man named Eddie Roberts, a hidden identity, and a 17-year-old motive.

Episode 6: In the Wee Small Hours (1)
Detectives Eames, Goren, Barek, and Logan must solve a case that involves a teenage girl missing in New York City. While Barek and Logan search around for another missing girl, Eames and Goren work to uncover a mystery with a judge and his son.

Episode 7:  In the Wee Small Hours (2)
The squad continues the investigation into the murder of a teenage girl visiting from Iowa. The detectives uncover the sordid family life of a local judge whose son is linked to the Iowa teenager and another victim. Goren and Logan discover that the judge is a formidable foe as they come under scrutiny.

Episode 8: Saving Face
When the body of a young woman is found by two children behind a dumpster, Barek and Logan learn she had recently returned from Guatemala and was suspected of being a drug mule. The investigation leads them to a noted plastic surgeon who has made a name for herself in recent years performing surgeries in Guatemala on people who would not normally be able to afford plastic surgery. As the investigation continues, Logan and Barek suspect that the doctor has a lot to hide.

Episode 9: Scared Crazy
After Aidan Grant, an employee for a local computer company, is found dead, Goren and Eames investigate, initially believing Grant was murdered because of a business deal gone wrong involving biometrics, lip-reading, the company Ubicool, and the military. Their investigation leads them to a young man who worked in the office opposite Ubicool. Goren soon realizes Robbie isn't fully in control of his actions and suspects his therapist of wrongdoing.

Episode 10: Dollhouse
The gunshot murder of a businessman perplexes Detectives Logan and Barek until they suspect that Danielle -- a self-involved mother -- has made a cottage industry of blackmailing other cheating family men with phony paternity claims. But the detectives discover that Danielle's seemingly meek and maternal sister Claire could be playing a far more sinister role in the scam.

Episode 11: Slither
After Russ Corbett and his wife are found in a seedy hotel room, Russ dead of an overdose, Eames and Goren follow the trail of evidence to Bernard Fremont, a professional partier. With his beautiful blonde companions, Fremont insinuates himself into the lives of couples who don't know the city very well, then robs their homes. While investigating Fremont's past in Asia, Goren realizes Fremont is the mastermind who turned Nicole Wallace into a murderer, and was his most successful pupil.

Episode 12: Watch
When the latest in a series of prostitutes is found dead after falling from an airline wheel well, Detectives Logan and Barek suspect that an airport worker is responsible and their criminal profile suggests a sexually repressed male -- such as FAA inspector Duane Giddins. However, the investigation centers on the abuse that Giddins and his elusive silent partner inflict on the unsuspecting women before their bodies are dumped.

Episode 13: Proud Flesh
Goren and Eames investigate after Trip Slaughter III, the eldest son of radio magnate Jonas Slaughter, is found dead and covered in plastic latex. Initial evidence leads detectives directly to Jonas' Chinese wife Anna, but Goren and Eames realize the evidence pointing to her is a little too pat.

Episode 14: Wasichu
The brutal beating murder of a female Secret Service agent in her home has Detectives Logan and Barek sniffing around the many clients of her husband Jay, a well-connected lobbyist who is working both for and against an unpopular tribal Indian gaming casino on Long Island. But the detectives want to know why the victim's husband hid their laptop and shredded files soon after discovering her body -- and his curious dealings with a slippery congressman widen the police investigation to include more hidden crimes

Episode 15: Wrongful Life
Goren and Eames investigate the death of Eric Newsome, an urban explorer who was found in a water tower. During their investigation, they learn Eric had been looking into the files of Dr. Everett Janns, an OB/GYN who had examined his sister's boyfriend's mother years earlier when she had been carrying his sister Lisa.

Episode 16: Dramma Giocoso
Logan and Barek investigate after the body of eighteen-year-old violinist Laura Booth is found stuffed in a shaft with her fingers covered with cocaine and resin. Although they initially believe her death may be connected to the cocaine that some of the crew had been transporting, they are soon led to a romantic relationship between the maestro, Julian Reinhardt, and the victim's mother, Gillian Booth.

Episode 17: Vacancy
Goren and Eames investigate after a bridesmaid is found dead in the cheap motel room she had been sharing with another bridesmaid at their friend's wedding.

Episode 18: The Healer
Barek and Logan investigate when the deaths of two young girls seem to be connected to a voodoo-practicing nurse. Things turn interesting when it seems the young woman has placed a voodoo curse on Logan.

Episode 19: Cruise to Nowhere
Goren and Eames investigate when a respected professional is found murdered in the East River, his death presumably connected to a series of gambling losses.

Episode 20: To the Bone
Whoopi Goldberg plays a foster mother with questionable scruples who gets on the wrong side of Logan as he and Barek seek some of her former charges for their involvement in a series of vicious machete murders.

Episode 21: On Fire
When a church worker is found dead after the latest in a series of arson-fueled fires, Detectives Goren and Eames trace evidence back to the dysfunctional family of one sanctuary's youth leader, Justin Reid. Just as pressing is the personal matter weighing on Captain Deakins, whose intervention on behalf of one detective prompts a vengeful cop already in prison to launch a vendetta to oust him.

Episode 22: The Good
After a suburban couple is found bludgeoned to death, Detectives Logan and Barek suspect that their drug-troubled son Kevin killed his parents' for their cash stash. But when a local investigator pressures the kid into a confession, the city cops discover a conflict of interest. While another suspect with close business ties to the victims emerges, Captain Deakins urges Logan and Barek to drop the non-jurisdictional case -- and ponders his own future with the NYPD.

Source: TV.com

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Episode 1: Blind Spot
Goren and Eames investigate the death of Heidi Conington, a former ambassador's daughter, and then the similar murder of Jenna Shea not long after, interviewing her roommate Jo Gage. Jo's father turns out to be Goren's former mentor, Dr. Declan Gage, who tries to convince Goren that the killer is Sebastian, the one killer that he has never been able to capture or forget. Ross warns Goren that he doesn't want Gage, who betrayed his entire team in the original Sebastian investigation, anywhere near the case. When Eames is taken from her home, suspicion turns to Gage, especially after some of her belongings are found in his possession, but when Eames saves herself, she can't give the police any clues to her captor.

Episode 2: Tru Love
Logan and Wheeler investigate the death of a womanising doctor, which leads directly to his son's relationship with a teacher.

Episode 3: Siren Call
Goren and Eames investigate after Ashley Gardela, a fellow officer's teenaged step-daughter, is found dead in her car after a night of partying, which leads them to her boss (Jason Raines), an ex-boyfriend with a record (Brian Murphy), and the boss's wife (Kelly Sloane-Raines). After another supposed young lover comes forward, Goren and Eames focus their investigation away from Jason Raines and toward another source.

Episode 4: Maltese Cross
Logan and Wheeler investigate when fireman Ian Duffy is stabbed twenty-two times before driving himself to the fire station and collapsing. When the investigation leads to questions concerning Duffy's sexual preference, Logan and Wheeler end up in the middle of a brawl with the other firemen that leads to an official investigation and a secret involving Duffy's wife, his friend Brendan Keele, and a crime that someone else confessed to years earlier.

Episode 5: Bedfellows
Goren and Eames investigate the death of a well-known and well-liked historian, Dr. Adlai Copeland, and their investigation leads them to suspect the victim's brother Ted, who was perpetually short of money and had recently been cut off by his brother. Ted is the prime suspect in the investigation until he, too, turns up dead, and detectives then turn their eye to the victims' wives, both of whom had something to gain from the two mens' deaths.

Episode 6: Masquerade
Goren and Eames head to Vietnam to pick up Simon Henry Fife, who has recently confessed to the 1992 murder of ten-year-old actress Amberleigh Harner. Both Goren and Eames have trouble believing what Fife has to say, and it isn't long before Goren manages to find holes in Fife's story. Eames and Goren have twenty-four hours to look into the murder and turn their attention to the original investigation, contacting the original officer on the scene. Their investigation leads them to believe that the suspect may be much closer to home than anyone thought.

Episode 7: Country Crossover
The death of a music producer is initially believed to be connected to his professional interests, but later the attention turns to his romantic interests.

Episode 8: The War at Home
Ross, Goren and Eames are called in on Thanksgiving when Amanda Dockerty, the daughter of the first deputy commissioner of the NYPD, goes missing while on leave from the army. The investigation into her disappearance soon turns into a murder case when Amanda's body is found, but Goren's mind is anywhere but on his job as he struggles to deal with a personal crisis concerning his mother.

Episode 9:  Blasters
When the body of former teen star Alvin Stevens is found buried in Potter's Field, Logan and Wheeler try to find out who would have motive to murder the young man that Wheeler's generation affectionately remembers as lovable geek Skater. Their investigation soon leads them to bootleg DVDs, the Albanian mob, and another child star who never moved on with his life.

Episode 10: Weeping Willow
After popular on-line vlogger Willow is kidnapped during a live broadcast, Logan and Wheeler investigate the crime that they doubt may have ever occurred. As they attempt to track down the real identities of Willow, her boyfriend Holden, and the kidnappers, someone ups the ante by asking for an online ransom for the couple, demanding fans go to a website to save the duo. The investigation takes a turn when a former classmate of Holden's shares a screenplay he wrote about a cyberkidnapping that is eerily similar to the weepingwillow17 saga.

Episode 11: World's Fair
The murder of a pregnant young Muslim-Pakistani woman with the message '4 911' leads Logan and Wheeler to investigate the child's Italian-American father and the animosity between their families.

Episode 12: Privilege
Goren and Eames investigate when Isabel Harrington is found murdered in her apartment, and while their investigation initially leads them to the married father of her 18-month-old daughter, they soon begin to look more closely at her family – invalid grandmother, wastrel father, young step-mother and weak half-uncle.

Episode 13: Albatross
A candidate for the next mayor of New York could see her election hopes dashed when Goren and Eames investigate her husband on suspicion of murder.

Episode 14: Flipped
After Fulla T, a local rapper who was encouraging his fans to report crimes when they heard about them, is murdered outside a radio station, Logan and Wheeler find themselves reluctantly partnered up with Harry Williams, a detective from the gang unit. Wheeler is willing to give Williams the benefit of the doubt, but when their witness begin to turn up dead or missing not long after Williams learns they're looking for them, Logan begins to wonder just what side of the law Williams is really on.

Episode 15: Brother's Keeper
Goren and Eames investigate the murder of a well-known televangelist's wife after a rally, but Goren is preoccupied with dealing with his mother's medical condition and the reappearance of his long-lost brother.

Episode 16: 30
Logan and Wheeler investigate when Josh Lemle, a reporter friend who had backed Logan after he had gotten himself exiled years earlier, comes to Major Case to report his own murder. Logan agrees to help his friend find out who used Polonium-210 to poison him, but Lemle is reluctant to reveal the whole story to Logan because not all of it is pretty. Both Hazmat and the FBI get involved as the search turns city wide, with both the mayor and Homeland Security wanting answers.

Episode 17: Players
Logan and Wheeler investigate when a judge's son is murdered shortly after a rapper is sentenced in the judge's courtroom, but soon realize his friends may be more closely linked to his death than the rapper.

Episode 18: Silencer
Goren and Eames investigate when a doctor who had testified in a case involving the deaf and controversial cochlear implants is murdered, and find themselves teaming up with a detective who interprets for the deaf as they try to get answers in a case where no one seems willing to communicate with them.

Episode 19: Rocket Man
A rising-star astronaut is murdered at a conference, and suspicion turns toward her married commander and the astronaut whose seat she took on the upcoming mission.

Episode 20: Bombshell
A woman who married a billionaire winds up dead under mysterious circumstances shortly after her son dies.

Episode 21: Endgame
Goren and Eames find a scrapbook belonging to a serial killer on death row that suggests he may have had more victims than previously known.

Episode 22: Renewal
Logan and Wheeler investigate the death of a police recruit. Logan becomes distracted by the death of his neighbor and Eames steps in to assist Wheeler in the investigation.

Source: TV.com

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