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Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan finds out that Charlie is part of an exclusive men's group and begs his brother to be a part of it. The group contains Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, Harry Dean Stanton, and Bobby Cooper.

Episode 2:  Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Alan gets upset when he finds out Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician. Charlie points out, however, if she does marry him that Alan's alimony payments will end.

Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea
Jake is on the verge of getting suspended from school when he gives his teacher Miss Pyle the finger. Charlie tries to save Jake from the suspension by dating her, but fails several times.

Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
Jake loves his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, and won't stop talking about him, which bugs Alan. Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to impress a Saudi prince, so she can sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, his mother's bra is found in the backseat. After he finds out why it is there, he trades it in.

Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic
Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisses him, and he finds it disarming. Rose gets Charlie to see that his new lady-friend, Sherry, is in his head because she is just like him; a self-centered, manipulative, narcissist. Charlie debates breaking it off. Alan and Jake fiercely battle wills over Jake doing his homework.

Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies ever shoplifting a toy as a child and fears that he he might have a dark side to him. Charlie admits that he planted it so he wouldn't get in trouble from their mom.

Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to help set up and cater a party that their mother had talked them into throwing her.

Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.

Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor
Charlie leaves a date he can't stand and ends up at a coffee shop where he runs into his ex-girlfriend, Lisa. She has broken up with her husband and left with a child. He tries to convince her that he's okay with her having a child. Jake tries to reason with his father why he isn't doing too well in school.

Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. Meanwhile, Alan finds out more about Rose when he spends more time with her.

Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.

Episode 12:  A Lungful of Alan
Alan gets jealous when an old classmate who grew up to be a beautiful woman seems more interested in dating Charlie then himself.

Episode 13: Get Off My Hair
Judith's house (actually Alan's of course) gets damaged during an earthquake and needs a place to stay. Alan offers Charlie's house without his permission. Charlie agrees, although not happy at first. Alan gets jealous when she goes on a date and has Charlie find him one to show her he can date just like anyone else.

Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
After insulting the way Alan raises Jake, Alan and Charlie throw Evelyn out of the house. After ignoring her numerous phone calls, she feigns an emergency at the hospital which Aland and Charlie believe at first, until they catch her bluff.

Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
Alan gets worried about a minor medical procedure he is going to face, so Charlie decides to take him to Vegas to get his mind off it.

Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
When Judith decides to take a vacation, Alan has to take care of Jake during the week and finds it more taxing than he imagined. When his IRS audit forces Charlie to take care of Jake, Charlie doesn't fare much better.

Episode 17:  Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital, where he keeps hitting on his doctor, unaware he's dated her before; Berta is fed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly

Episode 18:  It Was Mame, Mom
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric and he takes Alan pretending they are life partners. While there, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to get with her without Eric knowing.

Episode 19: A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.

Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose buts in the middle to try and help them out.

Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.

Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car if he goes on a double date with her, her new boyfriend and his daughter. Alan finds out that his mother and her boyfriend can't make it, leaving the two of them alone, when Alan finds out she has a few loose screws and she ends up stealing his new car, and ending up on a televised high-speed car chase.

Episode 23:  Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
After learning that Jake spent his whole Spring Break at his other grandparents, Evelyn pressures Alan to have Jack spend more time with her. Alan is worried she will screw him up, like she did to him and Charlie. He agrees, though, and drops him off at her house. Alan meets a sexy woman at Charlie's favorite bar, which easily gets his mind off his son's bad time.

Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?
Jake must read what he did over the weekend as an essay to the class. The weekend consists of Charlie unknowingly sleeping with an elderly man's trophy wife over the weekend.

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Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Charlie wants to call the cable guy as the cable is playing up but Alan decides he can fix it and goes on the roof, after fixing it Alan falls off the roof and hurts himself, Alan needs someone to watch Jake, and Charlie offers until it interferes with his social life which is what happened at the game store, Evelyn comes round to introduce a girl to Alan only to find Alan with his pants around his ankles.

Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter. and Alan makes trouble at the school

Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Charlie finds out that Alan has been seeing his ex-wife, which is the reason he hasn't been dating. Alan tells Charlie not to tell Jake because he doesn't want him to get his hopes up. Judith and Alan spend a day together at the house, but Jake keeps interrupting when they try to get sensual in the hot-tub. When they take it to the bedroom, Alan screws everything up for himself.

Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Alan lets Berta stay at Charlie's house for a few days, which causes a rift between the brothers and forces Alan to look for a new place to live.

Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
Charlie has a new woman in his life and things are going really well, after Charlie screws things up  Alan accuses him of being a misogynist, and after running to the dictionary, Charlie denies it. Rose tells Charlie his problems come from his mother and he can never have a lasting relastionship until he sorts his issues with his mother out, Charlie goes to see his mother and he finds it very akward talking to her.

Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
Alan dislikes Isabella, Charlie's latest flame. Their rocky start spirals into suspicion of satanic rituals causing Alan and Charlie to both look very strange and Berta to leave and not come back until Isabella had left, but there is  a unexpeced turn of events which  scare Isabella off and Charlie, Alan and Jake have to dress up for Evelyn's party.

Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher. After his romantic overtures toward an attractive ballet teacher, Mia, are rejected, Charlie will stop at nothing to prove to Alan that he can persuade her to go out on a date with him. When he talks a reluctant Jake into taking her dance class to help his cause, his plan is derailed when Jake falls for her, too.

Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend
Alan strikes up a friendship with Charlie's wealthy and amorous neighbor, Norma, only to find himself on the defensive as she puts on a full-court press to win his affections. Alan asks Charlie for advice but all Charlie can do is make jokes about Norma's age, In the end Alan does what he has to do, Meanwhile, Charlie tries to dissuade Jake from donating money to a televangelist.

Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
Charlie helps Alan cope with his lifelong obsession to get women's approval. Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed. After drowning his sorrow in many drinks, he has a life-changing epiphany and vows to a skeptical Charlie that he is no longer going to grovel for validation from his mother and the other women in his life.

Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
Alan starts dating a Martha Stewart-like perfectionist (Josie Davis) who takes command of the house during the holidays.

Episode 12: That Special Tug
Charlie and Alan drop Jake off at a friend's house and head out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out after convincing himself that Jake was too eager to spend the weekend away from him. Recognizing that desperate times call for desperate measures, Charlie begins seeing a therapist, ostensibly to learn how to cope with his brother's ever-increasing emotional instability.

Episode 13: Humiliation is a Visual Medium
No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lost it when he confesses that they have been dating for more than a month and haven't consummated the relationship. After a continuing series of chaste dates -- walking on the beach, visiting an art gallery, going bowling -- that end with Charlie frustrated at Mia's doorstep, he makes a proposal that threatens their burgeoning romance.

Episode 14:  Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of finally consummating their relationship, but his path to the promised land is blocked when she finds out that he hasn't told his former paramours that he's in a committed relationship. Meanwhile, Alan starts dating Kandi, Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend, who is half his age.

Episode 15:  My Tongue is Meat
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

Episode 16: Ergo, The Booty Call
As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what a "booty call" is. Meanwhile, Jake celebrates with a sip of coffee and a handful of vitamins - or at least, that's what he assumes the blue pills in his dad's bathroom cabinet are, with the "V" imprinted. Like Berta says, he's going to need another party hat.

Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan ends up leasing her a new one. Charlie warns him to break things off with her, but when Alan spends his last dime on Kandi's root canal and can't pay Judith's alimony, Charlie is forced to cover for him.

Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Alan is depressed that his hot young girlfriend, Kandi, has left him to go stay with his bitter ex-wife, Judith, who has brainwashed her against him. At the advice of Mandi, Kandi's mother, Alan goes to Judith's to try to win her back. Meanwhile, Kandi has set Judith up on a date with Andy, her father.

Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

Episode 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.

Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.

Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

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Episode 1: Working for Caligula
Alan wins $500,000 but then finds out Kandi does not love him.  A month later Alan is back living with Charlie, who has gone back to the bachelor life. Now, Alan feels he is an all time failure, and no one can cheer him up, everyone tries to cheer him up but none of them can so Charlie goes to the only person that can their mother Evelyn.

Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers
Alan feels guilty when he learns that Charlie and Mia didn't tie the knot because she had wanted him and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie and his rock star neighbor don't get along.

Episode 3: The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie attempts to surf in order to impress a beautiful girl -- with disastrous results. He later tells Alan that when his life was hanging in the balance, their deceased father came to him and made a request that Charlie's loath to fulfill.

Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey
Alan is determined to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog after she walks away from their split with both the condo and the car. Having also lost everything to Judith following their divorce, Alan decides to hire the best lawyer he knows -- hers.

Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé but it all works out at the end thanks to some money.

Episode 6:  Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie dates a woman whose personality is unbelievably similar to his mother's, and everyone sees it except Charlie, they try to point it out to him but he just cant see it, but in the end he notices the similarities between his girlfriend and his mother.

Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie goes with Berta to help her confront the man who impregnated her daughter, who comes to the house to help Berta clean. Meanwhile, Alan has an unusual fetish.

Episode 8: Release the Dogs
Alan has insomnia but refuses to take pills, opting for a visit to his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause is Alan's jealously of Charlie and his ability to glide through life.

Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Alan's failure to ever pick up the check at dinner has Charlie at his wits end, especially after learning of his load of money he has stashed away.

Episode 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie's latest lover takes over his house and pushes Berta's buttons by treating her like a maid, and he is too influenced by sex to stop her. Meanwhile, Alan's distracted from trying to get Kandi to agree to sell their condo after she asks him for sex.

Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol
On Christmas Eve, Charlie's lusty plans for his date are thwarted by guests who keep stopping by, especially Evelyn, who is determined to keep them apart for some unexplained reason.

Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
Charlie discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Berta's daughter and worries about how Berta will take the news, but he and Alan are taken by surprise by her uncharacteristic reaction.

Episode 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mom and Herb having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mom and a sexual partner.

Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie's new neighbor seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan.

Episode 15: My Damn Stalker
When Rose announces she is moving to London, Charlie must face his true feelings for her. Meanwhile, Alan tries online dating with unforeseen results. Rose's heartfelt attempt to tell Charlie that she's leaving for good falls on deaf ears. Meanwhile, Alan fudges his profile on an Internet dating service, attracting a fellow profile embellisher.

Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
Charlie becomes insecure about his age and wants to prove that he can still keep up with young people by dating a young lady and drags Alan out with him, but by the end of the night Charlie is in hospital and by the end of the episode Alan gets Charlie back to his old self by taking him to a place where people are older than they are.

Episode 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie
When Evelyn expresses sympathy for a friend who had no mourners at her funeral, Alan and Charlie inform her that she's headed for the same fate. Instead of taking their comments as a motive to change, she cunningly makes them regret what they said but it almost does not work when Charlie and Alan come up with a plan to beat her at her own game.

Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
Realizing Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last minute attempt at father-son bonding.When Jake starts covering his walls with posters of sexy women, Alan feels pressure to make the most of what little childhood his son has left. Meanwhile, Kandi and Alan decide to have a baby but just as they were about to Kandi embarks on a new career as an actress and signs the divorce papers.

Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra. Charlie and Myra bond over a common problem, their dislike for Judith and well Alan starts to get a bad feeling about what Charlie is upto as he thinks it will bite him in the ass.

Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2)
Alan gets Jake his tux for the wedding and Jake keeps spilling things on it. Meanwhile, Charlie continues his relationship with Herb's sister despite the objections of Alan and Judith. Alan and Herb's ex-fiance ruin the wedding ceremony and Charlie learns that Myra has a fiance. and the wedding still goes wrong.

Episode 21:  Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous
Alan befriends Greg, a gay single dad, causing Alan and Charlie to re-examine their own sexual identities. Jake assumes that since Greg is gay, Alan must be too and tells his mother. After everyone keeps congratulating him, Alan begins to think maybe he is gay. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter, Sophie

Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report so he can take the time to go to the DMV. Charlie agrees and then decides he wants to go to the race track and takes Jake with him where Jake wins some money. Alan sits next to a man and gives him a enegy bar, Alan is then conned by a women at the DMV and then he tries to Con a lady but it fails.

Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Charlie loses a girl to a young, handsome handyman who is working at his house thanks to Alan telling Charlie to hire him, Even though he wasn't initially interested in the girl, he is upset when the handyman steals her and so he fires the handyman, and all the other women are atracted to him too like Judith and Berta and by the end Berta has the handyman working for him.

Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
When Evelyn's new boyfriend, Teddy, invites Charlie and Alan to a boxing match in Vegas, Charlie is reluctant get to know Teddy. In Vegas, Teddy asks Charlie and Alan they will give their blessing for him to propose to their mother. Initially, Charlie and Alan think he's crazy for wanting to marry her, but they warm up to the idea. When they learn she turned him down, they go and try to convince her to marry him after all.

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Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
When Jake is apprehensive about entering junior high, Charlie and Alan make things worse by telling him about their own nightmare junior high experiences. The stories traumatize Jake so much that on the first day of school, he gets off the bus and goes home to hide.

Episode 2:  Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Desperate for a second chance, Charlie goes to great lengths to speak to her again.

Episode 4: City of Great Racks
Charlie and Linda (Ming Wen) are seriously dating, and it’s only a matter of time before they consummate their relationship. While out on various dates with Linda, Charlie keeps thinking he sees Rose, or someone who closely resembles her with a different hairstyle. He becomes so obsessed with the idea that Rose is everywhere that it drives him back to the therapist's office, Charlie goes to see Rose but after a talk with her she can't wait to get away from her again.

Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Alan panics over the household finances because Charlie hasn’t worked in a while. Looking for ways to cut back, he goes to Berta, who won't even consider taking a temporary pay cut. Judith is no help either,  Charlie tells Alan it’s not a big deal,  he shouldn't worry so much about money. Unable to sit back and let the cards fall where they may, Alan decides to enroll in a paid medical trial for a pharmaceutical company which results in him getting a rash and having his hair fall out but it turns out Linda's ex is in the music bussiness and hires Charlie to write children songs.

Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie is annoyed when his girlfriend is embarassed to be around him in public. and goes to a dinner with her but makes himself look like a fool which makes it into the paper which was down to Evelyn giving Charlie a pill to calm his nerves, Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to go to a concert despite Alan forbidding him to do so.

Episode 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
When Alan comes home with a new glass vase, Charlie thinks it’s the ugliest thing and refuses to allow it in the house. Charlie brings home a woman, and mid-seduction he sees the new candy-filled vase displayed in the living room. Charlie is so angered he can’t even close the deal with his new friend. After Alan and Charlie argue, Alan grabs Jake and heads for Evelyn’s house, interrupting a romantic evening that Evelyn and Teddy, Teddy tries to sort things out.

Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie’s jingle writing for children is taking off and he’s become a huge sensation. He even has his own infomercials. Known as Charlie Waffles, Charlie is required to make CD signing appearances at children’s book stores. He decides to make the most of it by using his charm and popularity to pick up moms. Charlie has to perform a concert which he does not want to do but does it while he was drunk and it turns out to be a huge sucess even though Charlie can't remember what happened.

Episode 9: Tight's Good
Teddy and Evelyn have gotten engaged and Charlie and Alan are miserably bored at their engagement party. Teddy's daughter Courtney soon arrives, who Evelyn doesn’t get along with but who Charlie is instantly attracted to. Teddy warns Charlie to stay away from his daughter. Courtney sells high-end cars, and she sets up an appointment for Charlie to check out her cars and hits on Charlie, Courtney cons Charlie into buying a car and later finds out that Teddy was looking out for him when he told him to stay away from his daughter.

Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan called his high school girlfriend to find out why she dumped him, and when he turned to asked Charlie why she dumped him, Charlie had fled the house, Alan decides to get back at Charlie by causing Charlie's girlfriend to break up with him, Alan goes to have sex with her but he decides not to after what she did while in bed, but Charlie had one more suprise for Alan when he got back to the house.

Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
Alan and his girlfriend, Donna, performing a robotic mating ritual. Alan then gets advice from Charlie on how to best dump her, Charlie tells Alan where best to dump her and if they are at her house when he dumps her then hide anything that can be used as a weapon, but Alan looks stupid after he breaks up with Donna as she wanted to have a threesome with another girl to improve their sex life.

Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None to Fresh
Charlie catches a cold after he knowingly sleeps with a hot girl who is sick, Alan and Jake can't take care of him and then Rose turns up to look after him, Rose starts to give Charlie pills to make him feel better but Charlie after a while does not think she is and finds out her plan and makes her leave him alone. Rose had it planned all along with the sick girl.

Episode 13: The Soil is Moist
Alan meets a friend of his and Judiths, She is single, Alan and Christina  sleep together, but Charlie has planted in his brain that Judith will find out every nuance of the sexual performance through this woman. Not only does Alan  envision Judith in the room at every moment, but this woman, Christina, blurts out that Melnick, (played very well by Ryan Stiles) is Judith's best lover. Alan's quest to find out why Melnick's so good dooms the repeat encounter. We do find out at the end why he is the best.

Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
While at the coffee shop Charlie recognizes a woman he dated but can’t for the life of him remember her name. Jake falls head over heals for her teenager daughter and proceeds to bug Charlie until he agrees to set up a date. Charlie can’t remember this woman’s name but sets up a double date anyway. At the date Charlie still can’t remember her name. Alan is so lonely since his breakup with Donna that he decides to hire a hooker.

Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction
Charlie continues to expand his female conquests with two to three girls a day, landing him to even more trouble. After getting beat up by two angry husbands, getting arrested for solicitation, and hurting himself while in the bedroom, he goes to his psychiatrist, Dr. Freedman. She learns that Charlie is feeling lost because his ex-fiancé Mia  is getting married. Charlie attempts to grieve but to no avail, so he decides to go after Mia.   

Episode 16:  Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
With the wedding between Evelyn and Teddy just around the corner, Courtney becomes infuriated when she learns that Teddy refuses to make Evelyn sign a pre-nup. Though she is finally in good terms with Evelyn, she tells Charlie that she no longer wants to see him, making Charlie want her even more. He resorts to stalking her outside her apartment with help from Rose. Courtney eventually takes Charlie back,  During the wedding, Charlie asks Courtney to marry him.

Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
Teddy is found dead on Charlie’s bed with his pants around his ankles after his wedding with Evelyn. A CSI team is assembled to find some clues, taking all the guests into custody for questioning. Evelyn, Charlie and Alan get a huge suprise when the police tell them what Teddy and Courtney were up, Charlie is still heads over heels for Courtney even after finding out she played him.

Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
Jake struggles with a book report assignment by continuing to misplace the book, making Charlie and Alan revisit the bookstore. Charlie goes to the self-help section to figure out why all his relationships continue to fail, when he meets a woman named Angie (Susan Blakely). When they start dating, he struggles with the fact that she’s much older than he is, but he continues to date her anyway, simply because Angie would make a great replacement mom, Alan starts to feel the same way.

Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie meets with his therapist, Dr. Friedman, and she’s unable to convince him of his mommy issues. Alan is her next appointment and tells her that he has feelings for Angie. He also reveals his plans to steal her from Charlie, eventually declaring an outright war for Angie’s heart. As a response Charlie feels the only way to secure Angie is to sleep with her. He does and it’s absolutely great. Charlie meets Mike’s fiancé, Trisha, and they both realize that they “know” each.

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Episode 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
In the sixth-season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rena Sofer) whose son bears a striking resemblance to him.

Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

Episode 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
It's a series of firsts for the guys as Charlie attempts cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time, and Jake takes a swig of beer.

Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin
Charlie romances Alan's receptionist, and Alan has a bad feeling about the outcome.

Episode 5: A Jock Strap In Hell
The guys bump into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control.

Episode 6: It's Always Nazi Week
Alan jumps at another chance with Judith after she sends Herb (Ryan Stiles) packing.

Episode 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Alan tries to dodge Judith, who has become a little too needy, while Charlie and Herb go out in search of women.

Episode 8: Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie's new flame wants him to spend the night at her place. Meanwhile, Alan attempts to impose a punishment on Jake.

Episode 9: The Mooch At The Boo
Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back.

Episode 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.

Episode 11: The Devil's Lube
When Charlie's old friend and fellow womanizer (Emilio Estevez) dies, Charlie takes a hard look at his own lifestyle. James Earl Jones has a cameo.

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I'm not good enough to do the table and all that but otherwise the rest of it is done, so it will only need the table, the link and the stuff like that. as i already have a banner.

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I have been working on the Scrubs Guides, can put them up to be checked by tonight or early tomorrow if no one else is doing them

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Episode 1: My First Day
In the series pilot, J.D. encounters a take-charge nurse, finds romance and faces an anxious first night on call.

Episode 2: My Mentor
J.D. tries to persuade a smoker patient to quit smoking in order to impress Dr. Cox, who is just feeling lonely in his opinion. Elliot's attitude towards Carla annoys her, thus Turk is able to go on a date with Carla, when he convinces her to forgive Elliot.

Episode 3: My Best Friend's Mistake
J.D. begins to feel distant from Turk, when he leaves him abandoned every time that he tries to talk to him. Elliot fights with Kelso for calling her "sweetheart", and she seeks Dr. Cox's advice. J.D.'s relationship with Elliot goes in a time race, when he has 48 hours to kiss her before he is put into her "Friend Zone".

Episode 4: My Old Lady
The three interns are each assigned patients with various illnesses. Statistically speaking, one of the three is going to die. J.D.'s patient is 74 year old Mrs. Tanner, who is in renal failure. 20 year old David Morrison is Turk's hernia patient and Elliot's patient Mrs. Guerrero only speaks Spanish and might have lupus.

Episode 5: My Two Dads
J.D.'s father figures---Cox and Kelso---court the support of their hopeful protégé over the issues of patient care and health insurance.

Episode 6: My Bad
J.D.'s tryst with an alluring patient leaves him in shock, but the real jolt hits when he finds out who she really is.

Episode 7: My Super Ego
Sean Hayes plays a macho, hotshot intern, who steals the limelight from J.D. and enthralls Elliot; Turk faces a personal crisis in the OR.

Episode 8: My Fifteen Minutes
J.D. and Turk become heroes after saving a cameraman's life on TV, while heading to a strip club. But Turk quickly becomes the target of a new publicity campaign led by Dr. Kelso, exploiting the hospital's diversity. Meanwhile, J.D. worries about his evaluation. Elliot is going out with Carla, but in the last minute she blows her off and later Elliot runs into her in a bar.

Episode 9: My Day Off
Appendicitis afflicts J.D. at Thanksgiving time, so he learns firsthand what it's like to be a patient, starting with a physical exam by Elliot.

Episode 10: My Nickname
A hyperactive patient unnerves Cox and elicits Elliot's sympathy; J.D.'s blowup strains his precarious relationship with Carla.

Episode 11: My Own Personal Jesus
It's Christmas, and even though J.D. and the others don't really feel like celebrating, Turk makes a huge deal about it. But his faith and happiness are gone after a very busy night at the hospital. Dr. Cox has J.D. videotape the birth of the child of one of his friends.

Episode 12: My Blind Date
A hectic day in the ICU finds Cox needling Elliot and J.D., who's also ordered by Kelso to treat a patient injured in a fall at the hospital.

Episode 13: My Balancing Act
J.D. is frustrated when his budding romance with an ex-patient wilts as their dates are constantly interrupted by emergency calls, while the beastly Dr. Kelso becomes less fearsome to the wide-eyed interns, when Dr. Cox informs them how to avoid the blowhard's bite. In addition, a perplexed Carla and Turk deal with their first sexual intimacy complication.

Episode 14: My Drug Buddy
Alex and Elliot argue over missing medication, and J.D. needs to choose sides. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso gives Carla a ride to work and she sees a totally different side of him. Turk develops a conflict with Dr. Cox after he finds out that Dr. Cox has secret feelings for Carla.

Episode 15: My Bed Banter & Beyond
The J.D.-Elliot relationship gets hot and heavy in an episode that finds interns and staffers baring their souls to a psychologist.

Episode 16: My Heavy Meddle
Cox's volatile outbursts get to J.D., who has a showdown with the despondent doc; a dying patient's request embroils Carla with Kelso.

Episode 17: My Student
Med students working with the interns include J.D.'s nervous neophyte and a self-assured charmer who bewitches Cox.

Episode 18: My Tuscaloosa Heart
Romantic tangles fluster Cox, who's swept away by a med student, reinvolved with his ex and still enamored of Carla.

Episode 19: My Old Man
John Ritter plays J.D.'s father, a gregarious yet lonely divorcé who's among the diverse parents visiting their offspring.

Episode 20: My Way or the Highway
Turk's competitiveness rattles J.D.; Dr. Cox's rashness turns off the nursing staff; a patient's handsomeness turns on Elliot.

Episode 21: My Sacrificial Clam
J.D. fears being contaminated with Hepatitis B, after a needle accidentally sticks his forearm. Meanwhile, Elliot has a hard time combining her new relationship and keeping up with studies. Turk obsesses about getting in shape, after Carla makes a fat joke about him.

Episode 22: My Occurrence (1)
Jordan's brother Ben is admitted at Sacred Heart for having an accident with a nail gun. J.D. learns that Ben has leukemia, but won't believe it, since there have been many mixups in the hospital lately, so he goes on a search for the real test results.

Episode 23: My Hero (2)
Ben takes the news of his diagnosis pretty well - at least better than his sister Jordan and J.D. Remarkably, it is Dr. Cox who is the voice of reason and compassion, until his own fears get in the way. Meanwhile, Turk and Elliot have their own issues to deal with. Turk is upset because he wasn't chosen to assist on a difficult surgery and Elliot is criticized during rounds by Dr. Kelso for the 100th time.

Episode 24: My Last Day
The squabbling interns find a common cause in the desperate plight of an elderly, uninsured patient who needs surgery.

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Episode 1: My Overkill
Relationships between the staff of Sacred Heart Hospital have been shaken since Jordan's revelations. Turk is sleeping on J.D.'s bed, after Carla kicked him out of his own. Elliot is having a hard time facing J.D. every day at work. J.D. desperately tries to get Dr. Cox's attention back, unsuccessfully.

Episode 2: My Nightingale
All-night duty---and major-accident casualties---rattle the new residents, whose salvation depends on the cool and collected Carla.

Episode 3: My Case Study
When Dr. Kelso challenges the residents by offering a trip to a medical conference in Reno as a reward to the individual, who presents the most interesting case study, J.D. refuses to play along, earning him the respect of Dr. Cox. In the meantime, Turk misses his opportunity to ask for a new laser on the one day of the year, that Dr. Kelso grants favors, so he is forced to find another way to come up with the goods.

Episode 4: My Big Mouth
J.D. insists that Carla should open up to him. When she finally starts to do that, J.D. screws it up by telling Turk. Elliot is desperate for attention from Dr. Cox. Turk sees himself in an ethical dilemma when Dr. Kelso picks him over a female surgeon to spend a weekend in Mexico.

Episode 5: My New Coat
Cocky new residents stand up to senior staffers. Case in point: J.D.'s run-in with Cox over a severely ill sinus patient.

Episode 6: My Big Brother
J.D.'s older brother Dan is in town. Turk is thrown out of a patient's funeral for not knowing his name and feels even worse because earlier he made a bet with Dr. Cox over another patient's life.

Episode 7: My First Step
Heather Locklear plays a pharmaceutical rep who bedevils Cox. Also: Carla and Elliot make take-charge decisions that have repercussions.

Episode 8: My Fruit Cups
Rivalry for Cox's affection pits his new flame, Julie, against his ex-wife, who's in a delicate physical and emotional state.

Episode 9: My Lucky Day
Elliot faces a lawsuit from an irate, recovering patient (Alan Ruck) who was originally told by her that he had just a short time to live; J.D. and Cox treat two new patients who have identical, complicated symptoms.

Episode 10: My Monster
Elliot still doesn't have a place to live. J.D. thinks he's lost his mojo when he can't even kiss the giftshop girl while they go out on a date. Turk and Carla are having romance problems, because she feels he's not being as generous to her as she is to him. And Dr. Cox freaks out when he lets Jordan move in to his place due to her pregnancy.

Episode 11: My Sex Buddy
Renewed sex with J.D. calms Elliot, who's facing personal and professional dilemmas: She's broke and patients are bailing out on her. Meanwhile, J.D. and Carla have a disagreement with Dr. Kelso regarding personal involvement with patients, and Turk takes the blame for one of Elliot's mistakes.

Episode 12: My New Old Friend
Comeuppances are in store for Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso from a hypochondriac. Turk learns that dishonesty is a common factor in modern medicine, and J.D. decides to come to the aid of a friend in need.

Episode 13: My Philosophy
The heart afflictions of two women, including a plucky mother-to-be, affect J.D.; a battle to build a locker room for women pits Elliot against Kelso.

Episode 14: My Brother, My Keeper
Turk is still waiting for Carla to answer his proposal and asks his brother to stay over a few days to help him deal with it. Dr. Townshend, an old friend of Dr. Kelso's and one of the nicest doctors around befriends J.D. Elliot accidentally finds out the sex of Jordan's baby, becoming the object of Dr. Cox's anxiety.

Episode 15: His Story
Elliot meets a nice guy at the bar, but freaks out when she finds out he's a male nurse at Sacred Heart. Turk keeps asking Carla to marry him, but she still won't give an answer. Dr. Cox feels the pressure he puts on himself everyday: His psychiatrist, his subordination to Dr. Kelso and his paternal feelings for J.D.

Episode 16: My Karma
Tensions arise between Elliot and her new love, Nurse Paul; delivery day arrives for Jordan, who turns away ex-hubby Cox.

Episode 17: My Own Private Practice Guy
A personal secret is revealed about Dr. Cox during hospital visitations by a cocky MD, who establishes a rapport with J.D.

Episode 18: My T.C.W.
J.D.'s romantic life has a new light: a glow beside the flickering bulbs in the bickering relationships of fellow staffers.

Episode 19: My Kingdom
Turk takes J.D. up to surgery and right from the start J.D. steps all over Turk when trying not to be the geek among the surgeons. Paul hears Elliot say "I love U2" while she was rearranging her CDs and thinks she said "I love you, too". Dr. Cox decides to get even with Dr. Kelso by telling everyone he's dead, revealing what people really think of him.

Episode 20: My Interpretation
Jamie's (T.C.W.) husband died and J.D. struggles with the ethical issues involved in starting a relationship with her. Dr. Cox babysits his son, whom Jordan still hasn't chosen a name for, and is disturbed that he feels nothing for the baby. Turk is haunted by erotic dreams about Elliot, which gets him into hot water with Carla.

Episode 21: My Drama Queen
J.D. carries on with his romance with T.C.W. Jamie, but finds himself at a dead end after realizing she's a drama queen. Dr. Kelso makes Dr. Cox give a class on how to approach the patients nicely in order to prevent possible law suits. Carla's mother dies and she wants to get married.

Episode 22: My Dream Job
A visit from J.D. and Turk's frat buddy (Ryan Reynolds), now successful and still partying, unsettles his pals. Meanwhile, Cox learns he's the father of Jordan's baby; and Kelso comes down hard on Elliot.

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Episode 1: My Own American Girl
A difficult case rallies the residents behind J.D.; mishaps plague Elliot, who has a calamitous run-in with an old beau; and the feud between Kelso and Cox continues to fester.

Episode 2: My Journey
J.D. is feeling left out of his friendship with Turk and gets hurt when Turk is scared of opening up to him. Meanwhile, Carla is driven crazy over an unidentified urine sample, and Elliot tries to balance Sean and her career, so that one doesn't end up getting in the way of the other.

Episode 3: My White Whale
Christopher Meloni plays a pediatrician who defies Cox. Elsewhere, new interns test the patience of the residents, especially J.D. and Elliot, who has separate issues with her buttinsky boyfriend.

Episode 4: My Lucky Night
The residency directorship appeals to Cox, but Kelso's a hurdle; tensions surface between Elliot and Sean, who learns of her fling with J.D.; a surgical procedure partners Carla with Turk, who's not anxious to work side by side with his fiancee.

Episode 5: My Brother, Where Art Thou?
Tom Cavanagh returns as J.D.'s brother, a scamp who awakens troubling memories; Elliot and Carla moonlight at a pet clinic, where they incur the wrath of Kelso, seeking care for his adored pooch.

Episode 6: My Advice to You
Carla's brother rankles Turk; a scattered yet beguiling hospital visitor intrigues J.D., whose loyalty to Cox is tested in an issue involving the critically ill that embattles Cox with Kelso.

Episode 7: My Fifteen Seconds
The diagnosis of a jovial patient stymies J.D., whose lover learns of his affair with Cox's ex; an elderly woman's care creates tension between Elliot and Carla; Kelso's temporary hearing loss amuses staffers.

Episode 8: My Friend the Doctor
Turk is happy that he finally makes it through a solo surgery without the assistance of an attending surgeon. Dr. Cox dreads the fact that he is getting older. J.D. also makes a discovery as he finds out that many of the hospital staff don't know the Janitor as he does.

Episode 9: My Dirty Secret
Barry Bostwick plays a straitlaced patient facing prostate-cancer surgery in an episode addressing sexual issues and innuendos that also impact on Elliot and Turk. Markie Post has a cameo as Elliot's prudish mom.

Episode 10: My Rule of Thumb
Sex obsesses a cancer patient seeking a one-night stand---with Carla and Elliot's help; a liver-transplant controversy embroils Cox and Turk.

Episode 11: My Clean Break
J.D. tries to break up with Danni, but she beats him to it when she realizes that she will always be second place to Elliot in his heart. Dr. Cox suddenly becomes a nice guy, and Elliot changes back to her old self after Dr. Kelso criticizes her new look.

Episode 12: My Catalyst
J.D. believes, he may have finally found a mentor in Dr. Kevin Casey, a surgeon with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it turns out, that Dr. Cox has always been jealous of the guy. Meanwhile, the Janitor and his new assistant help Kelso out with a garbage problem.

Episode 13: My Porcelain God
Self-confidence eludes Elliot, who seeks help from the self-absorbed Dr. Casey; wedding plans busy Turk and Carla; cost-cutting obsesses Kelso, whose shutdown of a hospital wing has seriocomic ramifications.

Episode 14: My Screw Up
Jordan's brother and sister return, but Dr. Cox learns that his brother-in-law Ben hasn't visited a doctor about his cancer in the two years he has been gone traveling the world.

Episode 15: My Tormented Mentor
A chum's death gnaws at Cox, who's further pained by the visit of Jordan's obnoxious friends, Allison and Maddie. Meanwhile, sexist remarks backfire on Turk, who offends a new surgeon.

Episode 16: My Butterfly
An ever present butterfly prompts the question on what could have happened different as Turk looks for his lucky do-rag for surgery, and Elliot tries to find a lost stuffed animal for a child needing a bone marrow transplant.

Episode 17: My Moment of Un-Truth
J.D. must keep a secret when Carla's "what-if" guy asks her out on a date. Meanwhile, on the other side of the argument, Carla hounds Turk for checking out other women. Elliot is also on the spot as Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso both advise her not to give her patient drugs as they suspect he is an addict faking pain.

Episode 18: His Story II
Turk has to confront a young patient of his, when he accidentally cuts a nerve and the boy (who happens to be a concert pianist) loses use of one of his hands. Meanwhile, one of Elliot's patients unintentionally teaches her a lesson about her relationship with J.D.

Episode 19: My Choosiest Choice of All
J.D. hooks up with Danni again, after Sean returns, but he can't forget about his passionate night with Elliot. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox realizes, that he might actually have a crush on the one doctor he loathes.

Episode 20: My Fault
Richard Kind plays a crusty patient who becomes the pawn in a tussle between Kelso and Cox over an elective procedure. Also, premarital stress agitates Turk and Carla; renewed longings for Elliot prey upon J.D.

Episode 21: My Self-Examination
J.D. is unsure what to do, when he realizes he made a mistake telling Elliot he loved her. The Janitor squares off against Dr. Cox after he loses the election of the janitors to Randall. Carla's brother Marc constantly puts Turk in a tough situation, when Turk forgets to write his wedding vows.

Episode 22: My Best Friend's Wedding
The big day for Turk and Carla has finally arrived, but a patient holds up Turk. With Elliot still angry at him, J.D. attempts to reconcile her with Sean as a way to make everything right again in their friendship.

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Episode 1: My Old Friend's New Friend
The new Dr. Molly Clock arrives with her spaced out personality and doesn't cease to call J.D. "Johnny". But J.D. is fine with it, because there is nothing that is going to bring down his last week of being a resident before he officially becomes a full fledged doctor.

Episode 2: My Office
Molly tries to reconcile J.D. and Elliot, while waiting to see which one Dr. Cox will give the Chief Resident position to. Molly and Carla are experiencing some subtle conflict and Elliot and J.D. begin to come together after long boughts of conflict of their own. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox, Turk and the Janitor are forced to work together to help a patient.

Episode 3: My New Game
Surprise! Cox is still married to Jordan, thanks to a legal mix-up; respect eludes J.D. in his new residency role that has him battling with Elliot.

Episode 4: My First Kill
J.D. is shocked to hear Dr. Cox tell his interns that eventually, they will screw up and kill a patient. J.D. fears his first time killing someone will soon be upon him. Elliot is upset with Molly, after she disagrees about a patient's promise to attend drug rehab. Carla loses Rowdy, and she and the Janitor go looking for him.

Episode 5: Her Story
Elliot becomes unsure, if she wants Molly as her mentor, when she finds out that Molly does not have a perfect home life. J.D. is tested in leadership skills when Dr. Cox yells at him in front of his interns. Carla and Turk try to come to an agreement when Turk continuously wakes Carla up every night.

Episode 6: My Cake
When Dan resurfaces, J.D. is shocked to learn that his father has passed away. The reactions from his co-workers help J.D. a little, but the one person who he wanted to be there for him, Dr. Cox, is too busy with J.D.'s patients. Meanwhile, Dan sits drunk in the bath tub the whole day and Turk finds out he has Type II Diabetes.

Episode 7: My Common Enemy
When J.D. finds Dan with Elliot, Turk tells him to use the "hurt brother excuse" to get them to break up, just like Turk uses his Diabetes to get stuff from Carla. But then J.D. realizes he wasn't hurt at all... Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso unite to try and torment their common enemy: Dr. Molly Clock.

Episode 8: My Last Chance
When Molly takes a job at a different city, she and J.D. end up having a night of kissing, and he tries to rush to sleep with her before she leaves. Dr. Cox goes on ambulance duty with a maniac, who he eventually finds out is a woman who has lost her son to an accident.

Episode 9: My Malpractical Decision (1)
J.D. is approached by Neena Broderick, a malpractice attorney, asking him to do a risky procedure on her father. Meanwhile, Elliot guides Doug to a new career path and Turk struggles to avoid a hypochondriac patient.

Episode 10: My Female Trouble (2)
Conclusion. J.D.'s a prisoner of love, bewitched by a malpractice lawyer who's suing Turk. Elsewhere, Elliot gets short shrift from a sexist-pig patient, an influential member of the hospital board.

Episode 11: My Unicorn
J.D. takes matters into his own hands while searching for a relative for his favorite patient. Meanwhile, Elliot is fed up with her coworkers not taking her seriously and discovers, with some help from Carla and Jordan, that she can get her way by flaunting her femininity.

Episode 12: My Best Moment
The MDs are puzzled by a man's case, and touched by his son. The disarming 10-year-old charms Kelso, beguiles Elliot and rattles Turk, the surgeon who'll be operating on the lad's father.

Episode 13: My Ocardial Infarction
Elliot starts showing J.D. up as the calmer, more competent doctor. A date with the Janitor leads to an a cappella sing-off between his "group" and Ted's band. Turk starts taking his diabetes more seriously when he realizes the dire consequences of the disease.

Episode 14: My Lucky Charm
A man injured in a bar fight teaches Turk and J.D. a lesson about living life to the fullest. Dr. Cox and Jordan have different opinions on having another child or not.

Episode 15: My Hypocritical Oath
patient's trust binds J.D., who can't reveal a disturbing diagnosis to the afflicted's girlfriend, a winsome charmer J.D. is romancing; a hopeless case steels Elliot's resolve

Episode 16: My Quarantine
Staffers are quarantined in the ICU, thanks to a gaffe by J.D., entrapped with his new flame and the “ex-girlfriend from hell”. Also, tensions flare between Carla and Turk, who's jealous of his wife's ties with Cox.

Episode 17: My Life in Four Cameras
Act II unfolds as J.D.'s sitcom fantasy, filmed in front of a studio audience and triggered by his tending to a TV writer. Clay Aiken guest stars as a hapless cafeteria worker, who sings “Isn't She Lovely?

Episode 18: My Roommates
J.D. is thrown out of his apartment. Turk and Carla continue to struggle to keep the romance alive. Dr. Cox has reason to believe that the son of an old buddy is autistic.

Episode 19: My Best Laid Plans
J.D. ditches a seemingly uninterested Kylie for Dr. Molly Clock, who has just returned from Milwaukee. Carla fumes over Turk's frequent phone calls to an ex-girlfriend. The Janitor and Dr. Cox make a wager over Elliot.

Episode 20: My Boss' Free Haircut
Dr. Kelso dons scrubs to prove a point to Dr. Cox, only to watch it backfire, when an obnoxious patient refuses to listen to him. J.D. and Turk party, while Carla struggles to find solace in Elliot.

Episode 21: My Lips Are Sealed
When Carla and J.D. go out to let Carla have some fun, they get drunk and end up kissing accidentally. Dr. Cox gets the hammer dropped by Jordan, when Jack has to get stitches under Perry's watch. Elliot has trouble with a male patient, who has taken enhancement pills.

Episode 22: My Big Move
J.D. and Carla get the silent treatment from Turk, who can't seem to control his emotions, after learning about their kiss. Dr. Cox reluctantly seeks the help of Elliot, when an epileptic patient won't listen to him. The Janitor feels emasculated by his new uniform. Jordan tries Boto, much to the amusement of Dr. Cox.

Episode 23: My Faith in Humanity
Turk won't open up at couples' therapy. Elliot refuses Dr. Cox's romantic advice, when a very attractive man saunters into the hospital. J.D. learns a lesson in humanity from a dying old woman. The Janitor accidentally lets a bunch of rats run around Sacred Heart.

Episode 24: My Drive By
Elliot is torn between moving too quickly and ruining her new relationship with Jake. Dr. Cox teaches Turk about having a healthy ego. Dr. Kelso and the Janitor fight over who gets to use the new motorized cart.

Episode 25: My Changing Ways
With their residencies over, there are big changes at Sacred Heart. J.D. moves out to live on his own, while Turk and Carla consider a family change, creating another rift in their long friendship. Jordan is hired to handle some paperwork for Dr. Kelso, which annoys Dr. Cox. Elliot has a job interview at a different hospital thanks to her boyfriend Jake.

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Episode 1: My Intern's Eyes
Attending at Sacred Heart, J.D. now has to deal with his own interns. Turk has doubts about having children, then tries to prevent Carla from getting pregnant. Elliot struggles to find her way at County Hospital and doesn't want to seem like the helpless person she was before.

Episode 2: My Rite of Passage
The truth hurts when J.D. comes to the realization that his interns aren't laughing at his jokes because they are funny, but rather because he is their boss. Meanwhile, Elliot gets a rather unflattering nickname from her new colleagues---thanks to Carla; and Dr. Cox lets Jordan fall for a con artist's sob story.

Episode 3: My Day At The Races
As J.D.'s 30th birthday approaches, he sets out to accomplish one item on his “Things to Do By Thirty” list: complete a triathlon. Meanwhile, Elliot urges Jake to open up about his wants and needs, but immediately regrets it when he does; Turk lets Carla believe she's responsible for his decision to perform hypnosis surgery, but he's really doing it to impress Dr. Kelso.

Episode 4: My Jiggly Ball
J.D. is given the undesirable job of having to think up some nice words to say about Dr. Kelso at an awards function. The task is made even more difficult by Kelso's seemingly unfair treatment of a deserving patient. Meanwhile, after it becomes public knowledge that Elliot has been working at a free clinic, the gang tries to get her old job back

Episode 5: My New God
Dr. Cox's born-again-Christian sister Paige comes to visit for her nephew's baptism. Meanwhile, Turk and Carla experience relationship turbulence while they continue their attempts to conceive a child. Also, J.D. and the Janitor work towards friendship when J.D. helps the Janitor move.

Episode 6: My Missed Perception
J.D. mistakes an elderly woman's happiness as her wish to stop the treatment for a fatal illness. Turk and Elliot struggle to find the cause of a patient's body pain and Carla tries to organize the annual group photo.

Episode 7: My Way Home
In a "Wizard of Oz" homage, J.D. is trying to go home, Turk searches for a heart donor and Carla worries that she doesn't have the courage to become a parent. Meanwhile, Elliot doesn't believe that she has the brains to lead a question and answer session. The Janitor is painting color coded lines throughout the hospital for easier navigation.

Episode 8: My Big Bird
J.D., Turk, Elliot and Carla are interrogated about the mysterious death of a patient. Dr. Kelso learns that J.D. and Turk were away tracking down a patient, Elliot was traumatized over finding out that her make-out buddy was married, and Carla was busy recruiting hospital personnel for a group lottery purchase.

Episode 9: My Half-Acre
J.D. meets the klutzy Julie, and when he becomes smitten, Elliot attempts to help out with romance advice. Carla tries to find Dr. Cox's soft side, when he refuses to kiss his son. Turk and the Janitor put together an air band to win a contest, but Dr. Kelso gives them a tremendous obstacle.

Episode 10: Her Story II
J.D. is annoyed that Julie doesn't laugh, so Elliot encourages him to tell her his feelings and Turk tries to use psychology to fix the issue. Meanwhile, Carla is upset when the Janitor refers to a new nurse as a "hot young Carla", which intensifies her growing concern that she is too old to conceive.

Episode 11: My Buddy's Booty
The Sacred Heart staffers each try different ways to take their minds off the fact that a favorite patient has to undergo an extremely risky procedure. While J.D. and Elliot try to get lucky in love, Dr. Cox finds a new drinking buddy in the Janitor, and Carla encourages Turk to fight for a female-friendly hospital gym.

Episode 12: My Cabbage (1)
Dr. Kelso is outraged when he discovers, that a bird has been living at Sacred Heart. He orders the Janitor to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much, he secretly keeps it as a pet. J.D., annoyed with Keith, tries to get his intern fired, but things don't turn out as intended.

Episode 13: My Five Stages (2)
J.D. and Dr. Cox go through the five stages of grief with their favorite patient, who is declining in health. Carla forces Turk to go on a string of double dates including Elliot and her booty call Keith. Dr. Kelso hits Ted with his car, thus Ted finally has the upper hand with a potential lawsuit.

Episode 14: My Own Personal Hell
Dr. Cox is stuck caring for one of Dr. Kelso's old---and rather miserable and demanding---friends; Elliot gets upset with J.D. when he doesn't defend her after she's accused by the other interns of giving preferential treatment to Keith; and Carla resorts to sneaky means to find out if Turk is sterile.

Episode 15: My Extra Mile
J.D. lectures his colleagues, especially Dr. Cox, telling them to “go the extra mile” for their patients, but then he's forced to reconsider his stance when he's asked to shave his head in solidarity with a woman who is going to lose her hair to chemo. Elsewhere, Carla and Turk are having a hard time following their fertility specialist's advice to eliminate stress from their lives.

Episode 16: My Bright Idea
Turk has some wonderful news for Carla---she's finally pregnant. However, Turk decides to hold off on telling Carla after J.D. persuades him to take advantage of this opportunity to pull off the “world's greatest surprise.” But their plan, which involves the entire hospital, runs into a bit of trouble.

Episode 17: My Chopped Liver
Turk is secretly unhappy that J.D. has changed his work schedule so the two of them can spend more time hanging out together; Carla takes heat from her coworkers after she does a favor for Dr. Kelso; and Dr. Cox regrets revealing his nicer side to Keith.

Episode 18: My New Suit
J.D.'s brother Dan pays a surprise visit, during which he's disappointed to learn that Elliot isn't into him like J.D. had suggested. Elsewhere, Turk slips up when he confides to J.D. the top-secret baby names Carla has chosen; and Dr. Kelso sticks Dr. Cox with the highly undesirable job of assisting Ted.

Episode 19: His Story III
Turk and Carla turn J.D.'s old bedroom into a nursery for the baby. The Janitor seizes an opportunity to shove J.D. out of the picture for a day. Elliot uses her mother to learn information about Keith's peers. Turk accuses Dr. Cox of not being hip and Perry accuses him of the very same thing.

Episode 20: My Lunch
J.D. asks Dr. Cox out for lunch but runs into annoying former patient Jill Tracy, who unexpectedly teaches him something about responsibility. Elliot and Carla discover that Todd has been lying about all his hospital "conquests" and suspect that he's been less than truthful about other issues. Turk warns them not to meddle in his affairs.

Episode 21: My Fallen Idol
Dr. Cox starts drinking after his decisions result in the death of three of his patients. The staff tries to convince him how inspiring he is for them. Turk starts his new rotation with orthopedic surgery, but isn't so fond of his attending doctor's touchy-feely methods. J.D. and the Janitor attempt to help Turk to find ways to bond with his new supervisor.

Episode 22: My Déjà Vu, My Déjà Vu
J.D. feels that the same things happen over and over again at the hospital. Dr. Cox returns to work but Elliot believes that he has lost his usual confidence. Elliot calls Dr. Cox on his behavior. Carla gets fed up with Turk because he still can do a lot of stuff, but she can't since she is now pregnant.

Episode 23: My Urologist
J.D. challenges an urologist's assessment on a consult for a patient in need of a risky surgical procedure. He also starts to fall for her. Elliot considers breaking up with Keith, but Carla is showing extreme hormonal changes due to her pregnancy and tries to interfere. The Janitor and Dr. Kelso are having a little tiff of their own about fear.

Episode 24: My Transition (1)
J.D. plans a date with Kim on their night off but Elliot keeps getting in their way. Meanwhile, Elliot throws a baby shower for Carla. Perry and Jordan hand over all of Jack's stuff to Carla. And someone announces a very surprising pregnancy.

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Episode 1: My Mirror Image (2)
J.D. addresses the news that he is going to be a father. Dr. Cox is worried about how his anger is going to impact his offspring. Carla and Turk prepare for the impending arrival of their new baby. Elliot feels left out because she is childless. The Janitor wonders if he has wasted his life.

Episode 2: My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby  
J.D. and Kim start contemplating about their future and their baby's future. Turk rushes Carla to the hospital after she goes into labor. Jordan accuses Dr. Cox of not being a more defensive father towards Jack.

Episode 3: My Coffee
J.D. and Kim are surprised of how much they have in common. Recently giving birth, Carla doesn't want to return to work. Elliot tries to persuade Dr. Turner, a surgeon with thirty years of experience, that medicine is the better option to work with and that surgery could kill him.

Episode 4: My House
Dr. Cox feels like the TV character House when he has to solve several mysteries, one of them being Elliot's anger towards Dr. Kelso, while for some reason she is taking it out on Turk. J.D. tries to be a better boyfriend to Kim.

Episode 5: My Friend With Money
Elliot splurges on items for the apartment that she shares with J.D.; Dr. Cox and the Janitor become roommates, taking up joint residence in one of Sacred Heart's luxury suites; Turk encourages a depressed Carla to get help from a professional.

Episode 6: My Musical
A new patient at the hospital wakes up and sees everything happening around her as a musical. Carla can't decide whether or not to return to work and Elliot must find a way to tell J.D. he can't move into her new house with her.

Episode 7: His Story IV
The hospital is seen through the eyes of Dr. Kelso, who befriends an Iraq War veteran. The soldier's stay sparks a political debate among staff members.

Episode 8: My Road to Nowhere
After being convinced to go to Tacoma for Kim's first ultrasound, J.D., along with Carla, Elliot, Janitor, Keith and Ted, takes Kelso's new RV on a road trip. Jordan and Dr. Cox have trouble when Jordan's ultrasound reveals that the baby will need surgery.

Episode 9: My Perspective
J.D. develops a stress condition that causes him to black out, leaving his friends to fight about who will take care of him. Meanwhile, Turk is having a problem with a foreign intern and Kelso has a problem with the truth: He doesn't want the doctors telling the patients upsetting information. But Turk doesn't want to compromise his values and refuses to sugarcoat his words.

Episode 10: My Therapeutic Month
J.D. develops a crush on a new physical therapist but due to his latest misfortunes, he finds it difficult to ask her out. Elliot asks Keith to move in with her, but is not willing to budge on her home rules. Turk breaks his arm and is sent back to residency by Dr. Kelso. Thanks to Dr. Cox, he realizes that he doesn't know as much about medicine as he thought.

Episode 11: My Night To Remember
A memory loss patient is the peg for a look back on the last seasons of Scrubs, when the Sacred Heart crew looks back at their memorable moments.

Episode 12: My Fishbowl
When Private Dancer is released from the hospital, the military informs him that his injuries are too severe to be reinstated into the service, so he gets depressed. The Sacred Heart staff try to cheer him up, while the Janitor is having a fish problem.

Episode 13: My Scrubs
J.D. and Turk try to treat Dr. Kelso's uninsured friend. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso himself is concerned about a clothing thief. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox tries to convince Elliot that a reformed drug addict isn't exactly clean, and the Janitor blackmails Carla.

Episode 14: My No Good Reason (1)
An argument about everything happening for a reason is dropped after tragedy strikes someone close; Turk shows off footage of his baby's attractive new nanny; Elliot and the Janitor try to cheer a dying patient.

Episode 15: My Long Goodbye (2)
The staffers deal with the possibility of losing one of their own who is gravely ill in differing ways: Turk and J.D. pull childish pranks while Elliot and Keith spend time together in the bedroom. Meanwhile, Cox and Jordan welcome their new baby, and J.D wants to be named the infant's godfather.

Episode 16: My Words of Wisdom
The staff pay tribute to one of their own by incorporating the departed's lessons into their lives: Dr. Cox reflects on his purpose; Elliot gets closer to Keith; and J.D. and Turk learn compassion.

Episode 17: Their Story
Supporting players Ted, Todd and Jordan offer their take on the events in Sacred Heart Hospital through their lofty personal dreams as they deal with mundane reality.

Episode 18: My Turf War
J.D. feels left out when Elliot's friend (Keri Russell) pays a visit, so he attempts to sabotage their fun; Turk and Dr. Cox disagree over a patient-requested surgery; and Carla discovers something unusual in pediatrics.

Episode 19: My Cold Shower
Elliot plans her own “surprise” engagement after the ring Keith gave her doesn't fit. Meanwhile, J.D. is repeatedly rejected by Melody as the rest of the male staffers realize they aren't having any luck in love either.

Episode 20: My Conventional Wisdom
J.D. and Turk go to a medical convention in Phoenix, Arizona, where they run into J.D.'s ex-girlfriend Dr. Kim Briggs, who has a surprise for J.D. Meanwhile at Sacred Heart, the janitor pretends to be the chief of medicine and Dr. Cox starts to put doubts about the wedding into Elliot's mind.

Episode 21: My Rabbit (1)
Kim moves in with J.D.in order to raise their child together. J.D. learns from Turk and Dr. Cox that fatherhood changes the way of how to see things. Carla complains to Elliot about her being a control freak when they prepare the bachelorette party.

Episode 22: My Point Of No Return (2)
In the season finale, J.D. and Elliot start thinking about their future and if they both made a mistake in not being with each other. The Janitor activates the "Brain Trust" to come up with the perfect wedding gift for Elliot.

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Episode 1: My Own Worst Enemy
In the aftermath of their near-indiscretion, Elliot realizes she doesn't want to be with Keith and J.D. resolves to stop sabotaging himself. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Turk find a patient they both like who is in danger of being discharged.

Episode 2: My Hard Labor
Kim goes into labor, and J.D. struggles to decide if he should tell her what he really thinks of their relationship. Turk, desperate to do something not baby-related, races to beat a video game before Carla discovers him. Dr. Cox searches for someone he trusts enough to give his daughter a shot.

Episode 3: My Inconvenient Truth
J.D's brother Dan returns and delivers a few home truths to his little brother. Elliot and Dr. Cox debate over the morals of their practice and the staff of Sacred Heart find the Janitor's behavior rather odd after he watches "An Inconvenient Truth".

Episode 4: My Identity Crisis
Carla worries that Izzy won't appreciate her Latin roots. Elsewhere, the Janitor challenges J.D. to identify the entire staff without using nicknames, and Dr. Cox misses his family.

Episode 5: My Growing Pains
The Sacred Heart staff has to deal with their inner child, when J.D. and Turk remember their first prank, Dr. Cox has a ten year old Leukemia patient and Dr. Kelso celebrates his birthday.

Episode 6: My #1 Doctor
Though Elliot boasts that through private practice she gets to get to know her patients, nobody seems to care. Carla is amazed at how the Janitor was able to score such an attractive girlfriend. The doctors are improving their services to get a higher ranking on a website and although J.D. appears nonchalant initially, he is elated when he is ranked #1.

Episode 7: My Bad Too
J.D.'s teenage burn patient gives him a hard decision to make when he wants to go to his high school graduation. Turk doesn't want Carla to find out that he secretly learned Spanish. To address Dr. Kelso's weight gain, Dr. Cox makes a game out of stealing his breakfast.

Episode 8: My Manhood
When Dr. Kelso tells the Janitor that nobody cares what he thinks, he starts a newspaper called "The Janitorial" to prove him wrong. J.D. and Turk fight over their manhood issues, while Dr. Kelso is too proud to ask for help about one of his problems.

Episode 9: My Dumb Luck
Dr. Cox had a patient that he hadn't been able to diagnose for two years, and he is back again. Dr. Kelso has to face a retirement board when his true age is revealed. Elliot and Carla try to find enough people in favor of Dr. Kelso to keep him as Chief of Medicine.

Episode 10: My Waste of Time
Elliot and J.D. discover a major change in their relationship, when they spend time together looking for a former patient. Dr. Cox contemplates his new job title, when Ted refuses to do the majority of his work, whilst Carla and Turk talk about the possibility of a second baby. Meanwhile, the Janitor claims Dr. Kelso's abandoned office for the brain trust.

Episode 11: My Princess
After a hard day of work, Dr. Cox has the burden to tell his son Jack a good night story, so disguises his hard day as a fairy tale about the little village Sacred Heartlia with Carla and Turk as the two-headed witch Turla, Elliot as the princess and J.D. as the village idiot. Other people featuring are the Janitor as the giant, Keith as the prince, Dr. Kelso as the dark lord Oslek, Ted as his hunchback and of course Dr. Cox as the brave knight.

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Crossing Jordan is a drama series that ran from September 2001 to May 2007.

About The Show:
At the heart of this intriguing dramatic series is Jordan Cavanaugh, a smart, sexy, and fearless medical examiner who has a habit of going way beyond the call of duty to investigate crimes. Still haunted by her mother's unsolved murder when she was only 10 years old, Jordan puts her all into piecing together complex cases that have been hidden, shoved aside, or conveniently forgotten.

After a professionally and personally difficult stint in Los Angeles, Jordan returned to her hometown of Boston and to former job with the Massachusetts State Coroner's Office. Back home, Jordan is reunited with her ex-cop father, Max. She often turns to her father for investigative help. Together, they engage in some rather unusual role-playing that literally puts them in the heads of the killers and victims at the murder scene.

On the job, Jordan is supported—at least most of the time—by her boss, Dr. Garret Macy. Other colleagues assisting her are forensic entomologist Dr. Mahesh "Bug" Vijayaraghavensatyanaryanamurthy, grief counselor Lily Lebowski, and criminalist Dr. Nigel Townsend. Detective Woodrow "Woody" Hoyt provides the much needed legwork to track down the perpetrators Jordan and her team investigate.


Main Cast:

Jill Hennessy	Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh is a smart, sexy and fearless crime-solving medical examiner.  Born and raised Irish-Catholic in south Boston, she is emotionally scarred by her mother’s murder when she was a child in the 70s.  She attended Boston University and Tufts University School of Medicine.  With her “bad girl’ persona and passion for solving homicides taking her beyond the call of duty, she eventually lost her job at the Boston medical examiner’s office.  She moved to Los Angeles to make a fresh start.  But her headstrong ways continued.  Years later, an old friend, Dr. Garret Macy, rescued her from a court-ordered anger management course in Los Angeles and gave her a chance to return to her old job in Boston.  Earlier in their relationship, Macy had lent support and inspiration for Jordan to turn her life around after a near-fatal drug overdose.  Macy often overlooks Jordon’s insubordination because she is so good at her job.
Miguel Ferrer	Dr. Garret Macy is the Chief Medical Examiner and it’s his job to keep his temper in check even when Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh pushes him to the limit.   He must deal with Jordan’s erratic behavior as well as his confused family.  His “depressed” father was always on the road and was often absent from home.  Eventually, he just didn’t come back.  His “icy” mother died of Alzheimer’s disease in 2001.  Macy is divorced from his wife, Maggie Warner, and has a teenage daughter, Abby.  Macy is also an affinity for poetry and jazz.  He's been known to have had romantic entanglements with grief counselor Lily Lebowski and district attorney Renee Walcott.  The relationship with Walcott began when they were both in North Carolina to review a death penalty case gone wrong.  Garret admitted to a drinking problem after finding out his daughter, Abby, had become addicted to heroin upon dropping out of college and becoming involved with a heroin dealer.  He hopes to be a better father to her than his own father was with him.
Ravi Kapoor	Mahesh "Bug" Vijayaraghavensatyanaryanamurthy (Mahesh Vijay) a brilliant but shy forensic entomologist from Liverpool. He has feelings for Lily which, until the final episode of Season 5, were not reciprocated. In the beginning of Season 6, with the cancellation of Lily's wedding, his relationship with Lily is beginning to move forward. However, things may be complicated by Lily's unexpected pregnancy with her once to be husband, Jeffery. Bug has since taken it upon himself to make Lily move in with him and support her and the baby. In an episode called "Post Hoc", near the end of the final season, Bug suddenly disappears without a trace, to the great consternation of his colleagues. Dr. Macy makes inquiries and learns that Bug is being held incommunicado by the Department of Homeland Security, on suspicion of being a terrorist. He is finally released after an interrogation (not seen) that apparently included waterboarding, and is left deeply shaken by the experience.
Katheryn Hahn	Lily Lebowski the good-hearted grief counselor working in the medical examiner's office. Lily and Garret used to be romantically involved, but their developing relationship ended when Garret went back to his ex-wife for a brief period. Lily and Garret remained friends ever since. As season 2 rolled around Lily appeared to finally be over Garret only to have to deal with Bug. To complicate matters , the insensitive Detective Matt Seely appears to be trying to win Lily over. Lily’s mother died in April 2005 after being run down by a car. Bug thought Lily was adopted because her blood type differed from her newly-deceased mother. Garret recently revealed the woman Lily thought to be her mother was really her aunt. In "Mysterious Ways", she tendered her resignation and accepted her boyfriend's marriage proposal. She eventually cancelled the wedding  Soon  after, Lily received the surprising news that she was pregnant.
Steve Valentine	Dr. Nigel Townsend is a quirky British criminologist/forensics expert who grew up in London.  His mother died of cancer a few days after the death of Elvis Presley,  Nigel was not on speaking terms with his father for many years, but started communicating with him again.  He mentions to Jordan that he regrets having had no contact with him for so long.  However, relations with his father continue to be rocky. Nigel ran away from the Royal Navy, where he was a counter intelligence officer. Nigel is sometimes thought to carry a torch for Jordan because of his willingness to bend over backwards to help her solve a case at the risk of losing his job.  When he was nearly deported, Nigel plotted a scam marriage to Lily Lebowski, a grief counselor at in the medical examiner's office, but Dr. Garret Macy stepped in, pulled some strings and saved the day.  Nigel has amazing computer skills that often produce important clues.
Jerry O'Connell	Detective Woodrow ‘Woody’ Hoyt is a detective for the Boston Police Department from Kewaunee, Wisconsin, who often works with Jordan on her cases. Woody, who prefers go by the book, constantly struggles with her unorthodox work methods. He is also known to harbour romantic feelings for Jordan, who resists, preferring friendship because her commitment issues.  On Jordan's birthday, Woody gave her a diamond ring, but Jordan declined the ring. When Woody was shot by a cop killer and nearly died in the hospital, Jordan was prompted to confess her love. But a recovering Woody turned her down, believing her declaration of romantic feelings to be motivated by pity.  Woody briefly hooked up with Dr. Devan Maguire, a pathology resident, before she died in a plane crash. Woody’s mother died of cancer when he was only 4. His father, the local sheriff, was shot during a convenience store robbery and died a few days later.  Woody has a younger brother, Calvin, a former alcohol and drug addict who always seems to be in trouble. He is a good practising Catholic.

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Episode 1: Pilot
Meet Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh of the Boston Medical Examiners office. With a reputation of going way beyond the call of duty…Jordan finds her first case a little close to home.

Episode 2: The Dawn of a New Day
Two seemingly unconnected men turn up dead, but there is more than meets the eye to this case. Elsewhere Mr. Stinky has Bug and Trey stumped at identifying him.

Episode 3: The Ties That Bind
A woman’s torso is found and linked back to the prison system. Jordan is assigned to find out who the victim is and who is responsible for her death.

Episode 4: Born to Run
With what appears to be a cut and dry murder suicide Jordan gets help from her colleagues to find the truth. Meanwhile Dr. Macy faces the hard truth about his daughter.

Episode 5: You Can't Go Home Again
When the body of a firefighter is found Jordan is called to the scene. What she discovers will shock her and set her on a mission.

Episode 6: Believers
Facts are scarce when a Senator’s daughter is found stabbed in the park. Jordan must cut though the political red tape to find the answers. Back at the morgue Bug and Nigel face some hard choices.

Episode 7: Sight Unseen
Two school children are kidnapped and one of them turns up dead. Jordan must race against the clock to try to find the other child…before time runs out.

Episode 8: Digger, Part I
In this two part episode women are turning up…buried alive. Jordan teams up with a FBI Agent to try to solve this case. What Jordan does not know is that she matched the profile the killer likes.

Episode 9: Digger, Part II
Jordan buries herself into the case and winds up putting her life in danger. Elsewhere Nigel and Lily plan some nuptials?

Episode 10: Blue Christmas
When a cop killer dies in police custody Dr. Macy orders a coroners inquest to get answers. Else where, Trey wonders what all Nigel’s invite to the mountains will involve.

Episode 11: Wrong Place, Wrong Time
With a botched robbery victims are many and answers are few. Jordan and Dr. Macy set out to prove maybe this was no ordinary bank robbery.

Episode 12: Blood Relatives
A mother and her two young sons turn up murdered, the only suspect being the husband. This case will do more than test Jordan’s skills as a pathologist - it will also test her mentally as some memories come flooding back.

Episode 13: Miracles & Wonders
Elvis has entered the building? Dr. Macy attempts to save a deer at his daughters’ request. And Jordan ponders the existence of a higher power.

Episode 14: Four Fathers
With the morgue pinching pennies the staff wonders who will be “pink slipped”. Elsewhere Jordan works a case involving the son of an old family…friend.

Episode 15: Acts of Mercy
What appear to be mercy killings are turning up one after the other in Boston. Both Dr. Macy and Jordan are both tracking a doctor with a deadly needle. Bug and Nigel audition for a network.

Episode 16: Lost and Found
Jordan and Detective Winslow find a young father murdered in an alley, they race to find the baby. Dr. Macy must find out why a student died, as well as help Abby deal with the loss.

Episode 17: Crime & Punishment
A housewife from the suburbs is found dead, and linked to Sado-masochism which leads Jordan to an internet site. Elsewhere Bug sees the shrink to talk about the case of an 8-year-old boy.

Episode 18: With Honor
One of America’s finest abandons her post in Afghanistan and is later found dead in Boston. Jordan is paired with an investigator from the Marines, to investigate the case. Elsewhere Dr. Macy is in the middle of a turn war…between pimps.

Episode 19: For Harry, with Love and Squalor
With gangsters on his tail, Dr. Macy’s father makes a surprise visit to Boston. Elsewhere Jordan meets a stranger in her dad’s bar. What repercussions will this latest fling have?

Episode 20: The Gift of Life
In this episode we go back to 1995 when Jordan wonders if being a heart surgeon is the right career for her. But after a patient dies on the table because of Dr. McCaffrey's negligence, Jordan realizes that it is always best to tell the truth, even if it hurts somebody. We also see how Jordan met Garrett and the importance of honesty.

Episode 21: Someone to Count On
When the mother of a teenage girl is found dead the daughter becomes the prime suspect. Jordan is convinced of the girls’ innocence and seeks advice from an unlikely source to save the girl from prison.

Episode 22: Secrets & Lies, Part I
Jordan is called to a local psychiatric hospital to investigate a suicide. While there an unknown source provides her with a clue to her mother’s murder.

Episode 23: Secrets & Lies, Part II
With Jordan still at the psychiatric hospital she agrees to look into a triple homicide. Typical Jordan gets herself in over her head and Woody is there to lend a helping hand…again.

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Episode 1: There's No Place Like Home
Special 90 Minute Episode Jordan and Woody are 3000 miles from Boston on the trail of the man that may hold the answer to Jordan’s questions about her mothers' death. Dr. Macy is struggling with the disappearance of Jordan and trying to solve a case of his own.

Episode 2: Bombs Away
When the wife of a former ATF agent is found dead the husband’s grief is overwhelming. He will take drastic measures and put everyone in the morgue in danger…will they defuse the situation before it is too late?

Episode 3: The Truth Is Out There
Jordan and Nigel are making a trip to the local Total-Mart, and end up with a dead door greeter. When someone tries to steal the body the case takes an unusual turn.

Episode 4: Payback
After a high class party girl dies in custody, Woody will face possible charges. Jordan must step up and defend Woody and try to help save his career. Elsewhere Lily is trying to help a little boy.

Episode 5: As If by Fate
Jordan tries her hand at dating and is later called to the scene of her would-be suitor’s apparent suicide. A near death experience leaves Nigel asking lots of questions. Dr. Macy sets out to help validate a recently departed jazz legends personal image.

Episode 6: One Twelve
Jordan and the team are sent to lead the recovery effort at the site of an explosion. Amongst the rubble is a lone survivor and Jordan must keep him talking till help can get to him. The grim task of identifying the victims falls on Dr. Macy.

Episode 7: Scared Straight
When the lover of a controversial lesbian talk show host is found dead, Jordan and Woody lead the investigation. Garret and Lily go head to head when a cancer patient dies.

Episode 8: Don't Look Back
Jordan and Woody are off to California when the body of a Hollywood starlet is found in Boston. Elsewhere Dr. Macy and Lily both get visits at the morgue.

Episode 9: Prisoner Exchange
Not willing to breach confidentiality Lily makes a sacrifice to keep a late night confession secret. Elsewhere Dr. Macy and D.A. Walcott are forced to work together to put a sexual predator behind bars…where he belongs.

Episode 10: Ockham's Razor
When the wife of Dr. Macy’s nemesis is found dead…he pushes forward for the truth. A photo lab is going out of business and calling old customers the Cavanaugh’s are on the receiving end. What comes to light will push Max to face a truth he has tried to hide.

Episode 11: Family Ties
A woman is shot in an apparent car jacking; Jordan and Elaine make an unlikely team investigating this one. When a baby is found clinging to life under the mother, her husband claims the child is not his.

Episode 12: Perfect Storm
Boston is at the mercy of a blizzard and the morgue staff at the mercy of an unknown toxin. With bodies piling up, and the lights out, the race is on stop this invisible killer before too many more die.

Episode 13: Strangled
The morgue staff gathers to attempt to try and solve a case from 1964. With each of the staff members assuming a role in the case, with Max leading the way. Will they be able to find a killer from so long ago?

Episode 14: Wild Card
A witness for an up coming case is found murdered. Jordan is sure there is a dirty cop involved in the permanent silencing of this witness. Meanwhile Dr. Macy and Dr. Winslow head an investigation of their own

Episode 15: John Doe
When a John Doe comes into the morgue…Bug makes it a mission of his to find this mans identity. Dr. Macy sets out to try to prove murder or suicide when a cop turns up dead.

Episode 16: Conspiracy
A mysterious death captures Jordan’s attention. Meanwhile, Dr. Macy revisits his past with a current case involving a former friend.

Episode 17: Cruel and Unusual
A local woman dies and forces Jordan to come face to face with an ex-lover. Dr. Macy and D.A. Walcott make a trip to investigate if an execution was cruel and unusual.

Episode 18: Fire and Ice
A methamphetamine lab explodes and takes the life of a young girl. Jordan tried to help the grieving mother and manages to tick off the D.A. Elsewhere, Lily and Bug work a case together.

Episode 19: Dead Wives Club
A woman is kidnapped…thirteen years later her body washes up in Boston. Jordan is convinced the killer is the husband…but the evidence does not support her theory. Meanwhile, Dr. Winslow had to identify a body at the morgue.

Episode 20: Sunset Division
Woody decides to take some time off and goes home to Wisconsin, while there the Sheriff, his mentor is killed. The trail leads him to Los Angeles where he crosses paths with a special LAPD unit.

Episode 21: Pandora's Trunk, Part I
Three people are found dead and seem to have no connection to each other. Woody takes on the task of solving the triple homicide. Meanwhile, Jordan is back on the trail of her mothers killer when some new evidence surfaces.

Episode 22: Pandora's Trunk, Part II
With the secrets the car held for years out in the open, Jordan still has questions. Dr. Macy makes a hard decision regarding Jordan and Woody has a case to solve.

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Episode 1: Devil May Care
A teenager’s obsession with forensic science will cost two men their lives and put Dr. Macy’s skills to the test. Meanwhile Jordan thinks she might have heard a murder…but where is the body?

Episode 2: Slam Dunk
Jordan is called for jury duty in the case of an alleged cop killer. With the D.A. pushing for quick results and Jordan examining the evidence…tension mounts. Only one woman can be correct…which lands Dr. Macy in the middle.

Episode 3: 'Til Death Do Us Part
A woman is beaten to death and her husband is the prime suspect. Evidence surfaces she was having an affair and Jordan must turn to an old friend for some secret answers. Meanwhile, Dr. Macy has a potential black widow on his hands.

Episode 4: Is That Plutonium in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
It is the first day at the office for new resident Devan Maguire. With nothing to do she takes it upon herself to notify next of kin of a man found dead. When traces of a highly volatile chemical are found on the dead man…this case takes an even stranger turn.

Episode 5: Dead or Alive
When a picture shows up for Dr. Macy he travels to Mexico to prove the identity of a killer. While in Boston Woody works the case from a different angle. When the investigation turns up a witness she is not willing to talk…will Jordan get her to open up in time?

Episode 6: Second Chances
When the remains of a baby are found, proving the identity of the child will prove to be a difficult task. Elsewhere, a woman has fallen down some stairs was it an accident or murder.

Episode 7: Missing Pieces
Ten months ago a young girl was kidnapped, now her suspected kidnapper turns up dead. Where is the girl? To everyone’s shock she turns up at the police department…but why?

Episode 8: Most Likely
A young high school athlete dies after a drug bust. Jordan and Devan are sent to investigate…they each have their own idea of what happened. Meanwhile Woody lands his own case…that puts his life at risk.

Episode 9: All the News Fit to Print
Dr. Macy attempts to help a hit and run victim who later dies at a local hospital. Dr. Macy is thrown into a wrongful death suit and must solve the case to protect his reputation. Elsewhere Woody and Bug are following their own case of a reporter found dead.

Episode 10: Revealed
The body of a writer is found with bite marks in the neck and drained of all blood. Meanwhile a decomposing body is found in the woods and a camera in the hand of the victim is the only clue.

Episode 11: He Said, She Said
A woman shoots and kills her attacker...Woody and Devan are convinced there is more to the story. Elsewhere a woman tries to convince Bug that an invasive autopsy is not needed for her husband…which sparks Bugs suspicions.

Episode 12: Dead in the Water
A young woman has been missing for seven years; everyone is shocked when she washes up on shore after a storm. Elsewhere Dr. Macy and Bug take on the case of a surgeon who goes under the knife of another surgeon.

Episode 13: Oh, Brother Where Art Thou, Part III
This episode picks up where Pandora’s Trunk I & II left off. When Tom Malden is found dead in Jordan’s apartment…Jordan is a suspect. However Jordan was drugged and has no idea what has happened. When the truth comes out no one is more shocked then Jordan.

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Episode 1: After Dark
A mysterious blackout blankets Boston, and leaves Jordan and Bug trapped in a tunnel. Meanwhile Woody is late for a very important date…or is he?

Episode 2: Out of Sight
A millionaire is found dead, and his neighbor quickly becomes a suspect. Only problem…he has not left his house in years. Elsewhere Macy and Lily have a show down with Homeland Security.

Episode 3: Intruded
After a night out with Woody, Jordan returns home and has an encounter with an intruder. In typical Jordan fashion she hides this information and Dr. Stiles gets involved. Will the combination of the intruder and Dr. Stiles prove too much for Jordan?

Episode 4: Deja Past
When Jordan is called to a spooky house from her past to investigate a death, she uncovers a murder. With the memories from her childhood Jordan faces the truth of the spooky house. Meanwhile, Dr. Macy investigates the death of an Iraqi War veteran.

Episode 5: Justice Delayed
A black man was murdered 40 years ago in the deep South. The son asks for Jordan’s help in finding the truth. With questions to answer Jordan faces difficulty from a community that is not interested in the truth.

Episode 6: Blue Moon
With the phases of the Blue Moon determining how a killer acts, Woody and Jordan must work quickly to stop him before another victim dies. Elsewhere Lily finds the softer side of Detective Seely.

Episode 7: What Happens in Vegas Dies in Boston
Cross Over Episode with Las Vegas. When a jet from Las Vegas arrives with a dead man with three million dollars handcuffed to his wrist, Jordan and Woody have to eliminate the chaperones of murder. In a case that will lead Jordan and Woody to Las Vegas, not everything stays in Vegas.

Episode 8: Fire from the Sky
Jordan receives a late night call from Devan asking her to cover her shift. A plane crash has occurred and the staff soon learns one of their own was on that flight.

Episode 9: Necessary Risks
When an up and coming fencing start allegedly commits suicide, tests soon indicate murder. Elsewhere Dr. Macy is called to a scene of an organ harvest. Time is of the essence in both cases to find the killers.

Episode 10: A Stranger Among Us
When a gunman opens fire on a local diner the FBI knows it is related to a recently arrested drug lord. However Jordan and Dr. Macy are less than convinced. After some investigating they soon realize everything is not as it seems.

Episode 11: Murder in the Rue Morgue
When a lone gunman decides to commit murder inside the morgue, Jordan wonders if there is a connection to any of the recent admits. Where this case leads will cause Woody to dive deep into a world he does not know…to find the truth.

Episode 12: Family Affair
A young woman from a high class family is found dead in the woods, from an apparent accident. When evidence turns up that this is no accident, a movie will turn up a suspect. Elsewhere Jordan looks into the death of a young man…the evidence does not add up.

Episode 13: You Really Got Me
A guilty woman may be executed in Los Angeles for a crime Jordan helped put her away for. When evidence turns up in Boston that may exonerate her Jordan and Woody are off to California.

Episode 14: Gray Murders
When a passenger and a baggage handler die from an international flight, authorities are worried about an air borne pathogen. When Dr. Macy discovers it was a drug overdose Woody starts the search for a drug smuggler. Meanwhile, Jordan, Bug, Lilly, and Seely look to correct a huge mistake made by Bug.

Episode 15: It Happened One Night
Jordan’s father returns to help stop a vendetta…that he is all too familiar with. Meanwhile, Nigel and Bug are shooting for top honors, but a computer crash will leave them scrambling.

Episode 16: Skin and Bone
When a mass grave of the mob is found, the killer assaults Bug. Not long after the discovery Woody's brother shows up sparking some suspicion. Lily and Nigel stay at Bug's side waiting for him to wake up.

Episode 17: Locard's Exchange
When a convicted killer is set to be released from prison Woody, Dr. Macy and Jordan race the clock to turn up new evidence. Jordan must decide how far she will go for this case…as she takes the stand for the prosecution.

Episode 18: Sanctuary
Jordan suspects foul play in the death of a man. When the wife of the dead man takes Jordan and others hostage Woody, Dr. Macy and the others race to solve the murder to save one of their own.

Episode 19: Embraceable You
When a pregnant nun is found dead, Jordan, Woody, and Nigel are thrown into this case of biblical proportions. Elsewhere, Dr. Macy is on the trail of a black widow. Will he prove her innocent or become her next victim.

Episode 20: Forget Me Not
Nigel is spending the evening with his new soul mate when her daughter ends up kidnapped. Nigel is left with questions that science cannot answer. A man thought to be dead awakens on the autopsy table…scaring Lily.

Episode 21: Jump Push Fall
Some new evidence comes to light in an old case that involves Dr. Macy. Jordan is placed in charge of the case that will either make or break Dr. Macy. Meanwhile, Woody is hot on the trail of a cop killer, and Woody finds himself looking down the barrel of a gun.

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