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    Episode 1x01 - You Can't Miss the Bear [Series Premiere]
      

In the series debut, housewife Nancy Botwin struggles to deal with the sudden death of her husband, while her best friend and neighbor Celia Hodes learns a devastating secret when she tries to catch her daughter in the act with Nancy's son.

    Episode 1x02 - Free Goat
        

As Celia deals with the other woman in her marriage, Nancy contemplates creating a enterprise to solve the cash-only financial issues caused by her drug dealing. Silas has to come to terms with his girlfriend's sudden departure, while Shane tries to come to terms with missing his Dad.

    Episode 1x03 - Good Sh#t Lollipop   
        

A mountain lion is on the prowl in Agrestic, but it's the medical marijuana facility that is causing the most havoc in Nancy's life. Faced with the dilemma of having to compete, Nancy has to get cooking. Silas makes a move on Megan causing him some colorful problems of his own and Celia and Isabel's war over weight issues gets dirty.

    Episode 1x04 - Fashion of the Christ  
        

Nancy gets a rude awakening when her brother-in-law Andy comes for a surprise visit. Doug has an idea for a location for the faux bakery, which Nancy may need more than ever with Andy in the way. While Andy wrecks havoc in the Botwin's lives, Nancy is introduced to "The Candy Man" in order to help meet her customer's needs, and Celia drops a bomb.

    Episode 1x05 - Lude Awakening
        

Nancy gets a reality check about what a life of crime can entail. Andy acts like a fool and gets arrested. Celia tries alternative methods to deal with her breast cancer. She also steps out of her box and bonds with children. Shane gets in trouble at school. Again.

    Episode 1x06 - Dead In The Nethers
        

Nancy attempt to play around in an effort to relieve some stress. Nancy, Celia, and Conrad go out to a club where Celia and Conrad "snuggle up." Meanwhile Andy meets a woman who he lies to like he would anyone else and Lupita starts investigating so that so gain the upper hand in her employee/employer relationship.

    Episode 1x07 - Higher Education
        

Nancy hires an employee, and becomes known to a rival in the process. Shane makes a new friend, and Andy gets to know the new friend's mother. Celia's mother comes to visit after Celia's surgery.

    Episode 1x08 - The Punishment Light
        

Uncle Andy acts foolish at a ceremony for Judah. Shane gets in trouble again. Celia and Dean duke it out. Nancy finds out who it is that has been "delivering" pennies onto her car and fountain and she deals with them. Andy and Doug team up to bring more trouble into Nancy's home while trying to flesh out the infestation of a rat. Nancy turns down an interested single father. And yet once again Uncle Andy exposes too much of himself yet once again.

    Episode 1x09 - The Punishment Lighter   
        

Nancy gets busted and Heylia teaches her about a $14,000 lesson. Doug and Celia make kitchen talk. The kids have daddy problems during diversity week. Breadsticks and Scones, Nancy's bakery, opens and doesn't start off so well. And Celia retakes the PTA by way of a technicality.

    Episode 1x10 - The Godmother [Season Finale]
        

Isabelle experiments, Andy gets drafted, Peter may not be who Nancy thinks he is, Silas gets high, and Nancy cuts out the middleman.

Episode descriptions adapted from:  http://www.tv.com/weeds/
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Episode 2x01 - Corn Snake [Season Premiere]

After repeatedly having her suggestions ignored by the likes of Doug Wilson and having a eye-opening car accident Celia decides to run for city council. Nancy tries to break things off with Peter because her life is currently too illegal to be dating the DEA. Things gets even more hectic when Sanjay screws up at the bakery. Andy is still trying to get into a Rabbinical school so that he doesn't get shipped off to Iraq.
   
Episode 2x02 - Cooking With Jesus

Nancy does her best to cope with the loss of Conrad's help, who runs into some trouble while venturing out on his own. Andy is still trying to get into rabbinical school by writing an essay on what being Jewish means to him. And Silas deals with Megan's acceptance to Princeton in his own unique way.
   
Episode 2x03 - Last Tango In Agrestic

While Nancy is trying to figure out what do with Peter, she comes home to problems of plumbing that are related to Shane and his arrival into puberty. Celia enrolls Isabelle in boot camp and ends up getting sucked into it herself. Heylia is interested in a Nation of Islam member and his bean pies.

Episode 2x04 - A.K.A. The Plant

Nancy takes on an alias to help Conrad set up the grow house. Isabelle get approached to be a model. Interesting things happen to Celia while she's on the campaign trail. Shane makes an attempt to fit in at his school. Andy takes Shane to a massage parlor. Shane gets a surprise and Silas has one as well.
   
Episode 2x05 - Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood

Isabelle is auditioning for the Huskeroo ads afterall. Once Celia sees that Isabelle has an opportunity to go national she may change her mind about Isabelle's involvement. Celia is still campaigning and is starting to wonder what Nancy does during all of her "free time" as a widowed housewife. Conrad lays out the details of the operations of their Armenian neighbors and Nancy comes up with a plan. Silas may have more to deal with than a baby on the way. Shane finally starts to fit in at school. Heylia prepares for her first date with Joseph.

Episode 2x06 - Crush Girl Love Panic

Conrad is beginning to grow suspicious of Nancy's actions after the bust on the grow houses. Shane joins the debate team at school. Celia gets in the way when Isabelle goes to shoot her Huskeroos commercial. Isabelle talks to Doug about something she doesn't want her mother to know about. Nancy has a surprise for the men in her life.
   
Episode 2x07 - Must Find Toes

It's election day and the votes are being cast by friend and foe alike. Andy loses some of his toes at the grow house. Nancy tries to make peace with Conrad. She also has to deal with the romance or lack thereof in both of her sons lives. Doug and Celia are having problems in their respective marriages to Dana and Dean.
   
Episode 2x08 - MILF Money

Conrad and Nancy take their product to be tested in the market. They run into some upscale clients on the way. Celia tries to get Dean to help her with a speech that she must give in front of some kids as the new City Councilwoman. Celia wants to close a dog park. Nancy goes to invest some of her cash in jewelry. Heylia finds out that Nancy and Conrad are working together on their own separate venture and she lets them know that she knows.

Episode 2x09 - Bash

Peter makes a visit to Heylia's house with some of his DEA friends. Nancy and Conrad install a safe in the grow house. Doug tries to ruin Celia's new job by showing her up at a City Council meeting. Silas and Shane celebrate their dad's birthday.
   
Episode 2x10 - Mile Deep and A Foot Wide

Heylia treats Nancy like the trash that she thinks she is. Peter's captain looks over his notes on the DEA bust. Celia and Doug's relationship hasn't changed since last week. Andy's ex-girlfriend, Kat, shows up.

Episode 2x11 - Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes

Peter isn't happy about the nickname "Agent Wonderbread" and he lets Nancy and Conrad know so with a convinving threat. Nancy looks to other people in the business for help. Kat's got a secret and Shane's girlfriend doesn't like her. Heylia has a plan.

Episode 2x12 - Pittsburgh [Season Finale]

Nancy is having one of the worst and busiest days of her life. One of her sons is missing. Shane's graduation and the deal with U-Turn make her feel like she needs to be in two places at once even though she really doesn't feel like being in either of them. Heylia's plan is put into action. Nancy tries to deal with Conrad's kiss, Celia's madness, and Kat's craziness. Everything comes to a head when the deal goes wrong.

Episode descriptions adapted from:  http://www.tv.com/weeds/
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Episode 3x01 - Doing The Backstrok

Celia gets Silas to make a confession and he gets arrested. Nancy goes in search of both of her sons while trying not to get shot by either U-Turn or the Armenians. Dean and Doug have a talk about their marriages. Andy gets punched in the face.

Episode 3x02. A Pool and His Money

Sanjay has a new experience. Nancy gets bruised. Conrad won't do what U-Turn wants him to. Lupita still won't follow orders. Heylia's out to handle a few things. The Amber Alert is still out on Shane. Andy gets in trouble with a couple who make him for a child molester. Silas gets to talk to Shane. Celia is still having problems with her husband and daughter. Doug begs Celia to forgive him.

Episode 3x03. The Brick Dance

Conrad and Heylia find a new grow house. Celia attempts to bond with Isabel, while U-Turn forces Nancy to run a dangerous errand.

Episode 3x04. Sh*t Highway

The DEA continues to probe Nancy's life to figure out what happened to Peter. Shane helps Nancy get a job. Someone asks the city council for a favor on behalf of Majestic. Conrad and Heylia set up their new grow house. Silas runs into Pam while performing his community service.

Episode 3x05. Bill Sussman

After going AWOL from the military Andy turns up in camouflage. The city council works with Sullivan. Shane goes to summer school in Majestic. Nancy's involvement with U-Turn becomes more entrenched and Silas has business ideas. Sullivan asks Nancy to hold a cocktail party.

Episode 3x06. Grasshopper

Silas makes a new friend, played by the smokin' hot Mary-Kate Olsen; Nancy's conflict with Conrad and Heylia comes to a head; and Nancy finds herself charged with the task of making peace between Agrestic and Majestic.

Episode 3x07. He Taught Me How To Drive By

With U-Turn's timely demise Nancy and Conrad check the status on their debts and then they check in with each other. Someone is pregnant and they are keeping it. Doug continues to try to sabotage Celia and Celia continues to sabotage Nancy. Nancy celebrates something. Silas begins spending more time with Tara.

Episode 3x08. The Two Mrs. Scottsons

Celia and Sullivan step up their relationship. Andy gets more involved in a different business. Silas and Tara begin working together. Shane and Isabelle spend time together. Nancy meets Peter's other ex-wife, Valerie.

Episode 3x09. Release the Hounds

Doug and Sullivan fight over a golf membership and Doug get some revenge. Nancy spends time with Valerie, who considers her an insane stalker person. Conrad and Silas spend time together. Dean is injured and hospitalized. Tara tries to get deeper into Nancy's business.

Episode 3x10. Roy Till Called

Nancy's up and running again until someone betrays her and sends in the DEA. Celia spends more time with Dean. Doug has ethics decisions to make.

Episode 3x11. Cankles

Nancy discovers who betrayed her and finds out she's being trailed. Some people lose their jobs. Silas discovers something about Tara. Shane installs a security system.

Episode 3x12. The Dark Time

Andy and Dean play murderball. Nancy ponders a new venture while Heylia and Conrad must abandon theirs. Doug sinks to an all-time low.

Episode 3x13. Risk

Nancy tries out a new source but it doesn't go so well. Conrad and Nancy are having some good interplay. Heylia and Vaneeta like the new neighborhood. Celia is angry.

Episode 3x14. Protection

Nancy has another full week of trouble to deal with and Doug isn't helping. Heylia teaches Celia.

Episode 3x15. Go

As the wildfire approaches, everyone must evacuate. Nancy tells her family to pack up, while Conrad and Heylia must say goodbye to the growhouse. The authorities question Sullivan and Celia, while Shane continues to ask Nancy about Pittsburgh. As Andy deals at the evacuation center, Silas realizes the truth about Tara.

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Episode 4x01. Mother Thinks the Birds Are After Her

Nancy has relocated to the border in search of a new life but she soon finds her past to be inescapable. Both problems and people follow her on her journey, but some have finally been left behind.


Episode 4x02. Lady's a Charm

Nancy runs her first courier job for Guillermo across the border, but it doesn't go as planned. Meanwhile, Celia lives trough a tough time in prison, and Andy and his father Lenny face a confrontation on their family history.

Episode 4x03. The Whole Blah Damn Thing

Nancy successfully completes her first job as drug courier across the border.In the meantime, Celia closes a deal with Captain Till to get out of prison and Andy tries to fulfill his grandmother's death wish. However, Andy has to convince his family, especially his father Lenny, first.

Episode 4x04. The Three Coolers

When Doug's work in Agrestic is investigated, he abdicates from responsibility and takes refuge in Ren Mar where the Botwins sit shiva after Bubbie's death.After the week of mourning, Lenny decides to sell the house and Nancy and Andy run another errand for Guillermo.

Episode 4x05. No Man is Pudding

Left behind in the desert by Nancy, Andy joins a group of immigrants to get back home while Nancy has to save Celia who's spy job for Captain Till got her into trouble. In the meantime, Silas and Shane battle with bees.

Episode 4x06. Excellent Treasures

Nancy discovers something she shouldn't when she follows the tunnel in the back of the maternity shop. In the meantime, Isabelle moves to Celia when her father accepts a new job, Doug falls in love with a Mexican beauty he faces at the beach, and Silas flirts with Lisa.

Episode 4x07. Yes I Can

Nancy speaks to her boss Esteban when Guillermo denies her cut of incoming pot.Meanwhile, Celia discovers cheap pharmaceuticals and Silas' relationship with Lisa deepens. Andy and Doug work on their human smuggling operation.

Episode 4x08. I Am the Table

Nancy gets a deeper insight of Esteban when their date is forcibly interrupted. Lisa learns about Silas' pot growing activity, while Andy and Doug successfully smuggle illegal immigrants across the border. Celia's discovery of cheap pharmaceutical leads to an addiction.

Episode 4x09. Little Boats

Despite their busy schedules, Nancy and Esteban try to find some time for each other. After finding out about Shane's fantasies and Silas's new and much older girlfriend, Nancy also has to talk to both of her sons. With their relationship going on, Lisa and Silas add some special offerings to her cheese shop.

Episode 4x10. The Love Circle Overlap

Nancy is shocked when she discovers another purpose of Esteban's tunnel. Celia's worried family intervenes and she is forced into rehab. Andy finds Doug's Mexican beauty Maria and brings her across the border. At home, Shane spends some time with his two new girlfriends.

Episode 4x11. Head Cheese

Nancy find's parenting increasingly more difficult, Celia's rehab spirals downhill rapidly. Doug finds winning Maria's affections far more difficult than expected. Cheese sandwiches win the day but when the true nature of the tunnel is discovered Nancy is left with narrowing options, Roy Till is called.

Episode 4x12. Till We Meet Again

Nancy decides to inform the DEA about the tunnel when she can't take the activities going on anymore. Celia works on her rehabilitation and make amends with her family. Andy falls for Maria and confesses to Doug.

Episode 4x13. If You Work for a Living, Why Do You Kill Yourself Working?

After the tunnel bust, Nancy has to explain her involvement to Esteban. Celia starts looking for her daughter Quinn deep in Mexico, in order to make amends with her. Silas meets Lisa's ex-husband and Doug finds reason to stay alive.

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Episode 5x01. Wonderful Wonderful

Following the events of her bombshell announcement, the fifth season begins as Nancy digs deeper into the drug world and finds comfort in an unlikely family member.

Episode 5x02. Machetes Up Top

Nancy pays the imprisoned Guillermo a secret visit and Shane leaves to live with Nancy's sister. In the meantime, Silas and Doug have difficulties growing pot in a national forest.

Episode 5x03. Su-Su-Sucio

Jill pays Nancy a surprise visit. Meanwhile, Celia gets sent back to the U.S., Nancy's bodyguard is missing and Silas and Doug look for law enforcement authorization.

Episode 5x04. Super Lucky Happy

Nancy is visited by DEA agent Roy Till who has gone rogue and homecomer Celia moves into Nancy's garage. Meanwhile, Andy tries to access his brother's old bank account.

Episode 5x05. Van Nuys

Nancy talks with her obstetrician about ending the pregnancy. After his teacher took his pot, Shane needs some help to get it back. Andy is still trying to get access to his late brother's bank account. Meanwhile, Silas and Doug need to see "The Wizard" to make their pot selling dreams come true.

Episode 5x06. A Modest Proposal

A discovery makes a heavily pregnant Nancy rethink her choice to marry Esteban. Silas and Doug are successfully managing their dispensary, while Celia is unhappy with her mall job.

Episode 5x07. Where The Sidewalk Ends

After her discovery, Nancy breaks away from Esteban and takes charge of her life again. A deputy is causing some troubles for Doug and Silas. Meanwhile, Celia's way to richness is harder than she thought.

Episode 5x08. A Distinctive Horn

Esteban's other woman threatens Nancy and Esteban's relationship and Nancy reaches out for Andy's help. In the meantime, Dean assists Silas and Doug to set their dispensary back going, but Celia interferes.

Episode 5x09. Suck 'n' Spit

Nancy and Andy grow closer together while they try to be good parents. In the meantime, Celia and Dean work together to exploit their product surplus.

Episode 5x10. Perro Insano

With the arrival of new enemies, Shane and Silas needs Nancy's protection. Meanwhile, Andy plans his future with Audra, while Doug and Dean make a plan to put an end to Celia's marijuana business.

Episode 5x11. Ducks and Tigers

A visit from Esteban's daughter comes with new problems for Nancy. In the meantime, Isabelle joins Doug and Dean's scheme of revenge against Celia.

Episode 5x12. Glue

Nancy, Andy and Cesar team up to look for Esteban when he goes missing. In the meantime, Dean and Doug start their scheme of revenge against Celia, while Silas and Shane develope a need to protect their new stepsister.

Episode 5x13. All About My Mom

Nancy discovers what happened to Esteban and has to take measures to protect herself. Meanwhile, Andy changes his life drastically while Dean, Doug and Celia reconcile their differences.

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Episode 6x01: Thwack

After Pilar's death, Nancy and her family have to run, but Andy has doubts about leaving.

Episode 6x02: Felling and Swamping

Nancy and her family have to find a destination for their run while Esteban has to answer some questions of the authorities.

Episode 6x03: A Yippity Sippity

Nancy becomes a scab labor in a Seattle hotel while Shane looks after Stevie and Doug goes back to Ren Mar.

Episode 6x04: Bliss

Nancy makes a deal with the concierge and Shane becomes part of a mommy group. Meanwhile, Doug is questioned by Cesar and Ignacio.

Episode 6x05: Boomerang

The Botwins' flight continues after a parking violation and Doug gets into a hostage situation.

Episode 6x06: A Shoe for a Shoe

Nancy brings her son back while Andy and Silas wait in a diner.

Episode 6x07: Pinwheels and Whirligigs

In Montana, Nancy, her sons and Doug visit a fair, while Andy takes part in a butter-eating contest.

Episode 6x08: Gentle Puppies

After finding a new RV, Doug, Nancy and her family reach Pioneer Town, a former western movie set. While her family tries to set up a mobile hash making shop inside the RV, Nancy starts looking for customers.

Episode 6x09: To Moscow, and Quickly

When the color of baby Stevie's poo alarms Nancy, she and Andy take a risk and consult a pediatrician. Meanwhile, Silas and Shane sell hash at a concert for kids.

Episode 6x10: Dearborn-Again

Nancy goes back to her hometown where she hopes to make enough money to emigrate. Meanwhile, Andy and Doug are assigned to get them fake passports and Silas and Shane look into their mother's past.

Episode 6x11: Viking Pride

Nancy is confronted with more guests from her past during her stop in Dearborn. In the meantime, Andy continues his efforts to get them fake passports, Silas deals with the idea that Nancy's high school boyfriend could be his father and Shane is left with Warren who takes a shot of Andy's drug cocktail by mistake.

Episode 6x12: Fran Tarkenton

While Nancy talks to Vaughn, Andy, Shane and Warren try to acquire more money to pay for the passports and Doug looks for his own passport in Agrestic.

Episode 6x13: Theoretical Love Is Not Dead

While Andy, Shane and Warren wait at the airport, Nancy finally faces Esteban. Meanwhile, Silas has to choose between Lars or his family.

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