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1.  Roasting on an Open Fire


Marge spends the family Christmas fund to have Bart's tattoo removed. Homer takes a job as a Santa Claus to make more money, but ends up at the dog track with Bart betting his paycheck. Santa's Little Helper joins the family.

2. Bart the Genius

Bart swaps I.Q. tests with the Martin, the class brain, and ends up the butt of everyone's jokes at a school for gifted kids.

3. Homer's Odyssey


Homer gets fired for causing another accident at the nuclear power plant, and almost commits suicide. He see the light, and becomes a safety activist. He goes after his own plant, and Mr. Burns turns his friends against him.

4. There's No Disgrace Like Home


The Simpsons attend a company picnic for the power plant. After the kids misbehave and Marge gets drunk, Homer realizes the family need help. He sees and advert on TV for Dr. Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center - "family bliss or double your money back."Homer uses the kids' college fund and pawns the television to pay for the treatment. However, they turn out to be uncurable, and Dr. Monroe is forced to repay them double.The family leave, Homer decides to go and buy a brand new TV, and the family is blissful after all.

5. Bart the General


Bart gets into a fight with Nelson, the school bully, for protecting Lisa's cupcakes. Nelson beats him up after school, and vows to continue to beat him up every day.Bart turns to Grampa, who takes him too see Herman, an army veteran who runs a military supplies store. Herman helps him build and train an army of kids in the neighborhood.Bart confronts Nelson, and unleashes his army, who pelt Nelson with water balloons. He is tied up and must sign a treaty, promising never to beat up kids again.

6. Moaning Lisa


Lisa's feeling blue, but none of her family seems to understand. She hears distant saxophone playing, and sneaks off to investigate. She meets Bleeding Gums Murphy, a fellow jazz musician, who jams with her. Meanwhile, Homer and Bart play video boxing, where Homer is constantly being beaten. While Homer has nightmares about video boxing, Marge worries about Lisa.The next day, Marge tells Lisa to smile, even though she is sad, to make her more popular. However, Marge sees Lisa's classmates take advantage of her, and tells her to be herself. Lisa becomes happy again.

7.Call of the Simpsons


When the Simpsons get an RV camper, they go on a camping trip. However, they nearly go over the edge of a cliff. The family get out just before is falls off the cliff and blows up.Homer and Bart set off to find help, while Marge and Lisa stay behind, however, unknown to Homer and Bart, Maggie follows them and is taken in by a family of bears. Homer and Bart accidentally walk over the edge of a waterfall, and lose their clothes. Trying to find food, Homer wanders into a mud pool and is mistaken for Bigfoot by a naturist with a video camera.

8.The Telltale Head

Homer and Bart are chased through Springfield, carrying the head of a statue of Jebediah Springfield. They become surrounded and Bart recalls how he ended up with the head.The story begins on Sunday morning. After church, Bart sneaks off to see Space Mutants IV, but runs into some troublemakers. Jimbo, the leader, invites Bart to sneak into the movie with them. Later, the boys throw rocks at the statue of Jebediah Springfield, but when Bart defends the town founder, the bullies tease him.

9. Life on the Fast Lane


Homer buys Marge a bowling ball for her birthday, hoping to keep it himself. However, Marge keeps the ball and takes up bowling. At the bowling alley, she meets a Jacques, and experienced bowler and womanizer. He gives her lessons, and Marge goes to the bowling alley every night.Homer is upset and afraid that his marriage is failing. He tries to tell Marge how he feels about her, but the best he can come up with is that she makes good sanwiches.

10.Homer's Night Out   


While Bart (eventually) receives a spy camera, Homer attends a stag party for a co-worker at The Rusty Barnacle. Unknowingly, Marge takes the kids out to dinner at the same restaurant that night, where Bart witnesses Homer dancing with a belly dancer at the stag party.Bart takes a photo with his spy camera, and after he gets it developed, Milhouse asks for a copy and he distributes it around school. Soon, everyone in Springfield has a copy, including Marge, who kicks Homer out.

11.The Crepes of Wrath

After Bart blows up the school bathrooms by flushing a cherry bomb, Principal Skinner persuades Homer and Marge to take part in a student exchange program. Bart will study in France for three months, while the Simpsons take in a student from Albania. So Bart is packed off to France. However, when he arrives, Bart finds that the place is a dump, and he is staying with two crooks, who work him hard and put anti-freeze in the wine they make. Meanwhile, the rest of the Simpsons experience family bliss when their exchange student, Adil Hoxha, is the perfect child.

12.Krusty Gets Busted


Homer stops by at the Kwik-E-Mart on the way home from work one night and witnesses a robbery, committed by Krusty the Clown. Krusty is arrested and Sideshow Bob takes over his show. Outside the courthouse, Krusty tells Bart that he didn't commit the crime, and so Bart vows to find out who framed him.He asks Lisa for help, and they go to the Kwik-E-Mart to find clues. They discover that Krusty wouldn't have been able to use the microwave because he has a pacemaker, and that the robber was also reading - Krusty is illiterate.The kids go to see Sideshow Bob to find out more information about Krusty and his enemies. But, live on TV, Bart realizes that Sideshow Bob is the imposter who framed Krusty. He has large feet, whereas Krusty has tiny feet - that's why the robber yelled when Homer stepped on his clown shoe. The case is solved and Krusty thanks Bart for always believing in him.

13. Some Enchanted Evening


Feeling unloved by her family, especially Homer, Marge phones a radio shrink, who tells her to leave Homer. At work, Homer hears this, and so buys her flowers and chocolates and books himself and Marge into the Offramp Inn hotel.They eventually manage to get a babysitter, called Ms. Botz, and Homer and Marge leave. When the babysitter is out of the room, Bart and Lisa tune in to America's Most Armed and Dangerous, where they see the Babysitter Bandit - Ms. Botzucowski. Realizing that it is their babysitter, the kids run, but are caught and tied up. While the bandit rummages through the Simpsons' possesions, Maggie escapes from her crib and unties the kids.They knock out and tie up Ms. Botzucowski, and run to the nearest phone booth. Meanwhile, Homer and Marge return. Homer thinks the kids have played a prank on the babysitter and he frees her. Just then, the police and several TV crews turn up, and Homer realizes that he has made a stupid mistake.

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1. Bart Gets an F

Bart enlists Martin's help after he fails yet another test and may have to repeat the fourth grade. In return, Bart teaches Martin how to be more popular.

2. Simpson and Delilah


Homer rushes out to buy a new hair growth formula, Dimoxonil, charging it to his health insurance at the power plant. He wakes up the next day with a thick mop of hair, and is soon given a promotion at the plant.He hires a male secretary named Karl, who teaches him some self-confidence. Burns is impressed so much by Homer that he gives him the key to the executive washroom. Smithers is jealous and snoops through Homer's files, finding the bogus health insurance policy. When confonting Homer about it, Karl takes the blame and is fired.

3. Treehouse of Horror

Bad Dream House: The Simpsons move into a haunted house that turns the family against each other.
Hungry Are The Damned: Aliens kidnap the Simpsons.The Raven: James Earl Jones narrates Edgar Allen Poe's classic tale starring the Simpsons.

4. Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish

While fishing near the power plant, Bart catches a three-eyed fish. A reporter is nearby and takes the story to the papers. Mr. Burns is blamed for the mutation, and is told to bring the plant up to scratch or have it shut down.Homer tells Burns that if he were governor he could change the laws and keep the power plant open. So Mr. Burns runs for governor, with a team of spin doctors and publicists trying to improve his image. They tell him that he is losing touch with the common man, so he goes for dinner with the Simpsons.

5. Dancin' Homer

Homer becomes the team mascot for the Springfield Isotopes and the family move to Capitol City.

6. Dead Putting Society

Bart and Todd Flanders enter a miniature golf tournament, however, rivalry between Homer and Flanders causes them to make a ridiculous bet.

7. Bart vs. Thanksgiving

Bart runs away from home after he 'accidentally' burns Lisa's Thanksgiving centerpiece and refuses to apologize about it.

8.Bart the Daredevil

After seeing Lance Murdoch perform dangerous stunts at a Monster Truck Rally, Bart decides to become a daredevil skateboarder, and tries to jump Springfield Gorge.

9. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge

After Maggie watches a violent Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, she attacks Homer with a mallet. Realizing that Maggie was influenced by TV, Marge campaigns to eradicate violence in cartoons.Marge stages protests and appears on TV. Eventually the producers give in and ask Marge's help in making the cartoon less violent. The show becomes very lame and ratings plummet. However, when Michelangelo's nude David statue is brought to Springfield, the other parents ask Marge to lead their campaign against it, but Marge likes the statue. She realizes that it is hypocritical to be against one form of free speech and support another.

10. Bart Gets Hit By A Car

Homer sues Mr. Burns for one million dollars after he runs Bart over in a car accident.

11. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish

Believing that he has eaten poison from a deadly blowfish, Homer tries to cram as much as he can into his remaining hours.

12.The Way We Was

When the TV goes out, Marge tells the kids how she and Homer met. In high school, Homer smokes and skips class, while Marge campaigns for womens' rights. Both end up in detention, where Homer instantly falls in love with her.To get to know her better, Homer asks Marge to tutor him for French, even though he doesn't take the subject. they stay up till late, having a good time, but when Homer is honest and reveals his plan, Marge storms out. However, Homer thinks he still has a date for the prom.

13. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Homer gets an illegal cable hook-up which Lisa refuses to watch, for fear of losing her soul.

14. Principal Charming

Homer sets up a date between Principal Skinner and Selma Bouvier. However, Skinner sees Patty first and it is her he falls in love with.

15. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Homer discovers he has a half-brother - a wealthy businessman called Herbert Powell.

16. Bart's Dog Gets an F

After chewing up Homer's new sneakers and the Bouvier family quilt, Santa's Little Helper is sent to obedience school.

17. Old Money


Grampa falls in love with a woman from his retirement home. After he misses her birthday because of Homer, she passes away, and Grampa will not forgive his son.

18. Brush with Greatness

Marge decides to take up painting, and is commissioned to do a portrait of Mr. Burns.

19. Lisa's Substitute

While Lisa falls in love with her new substitute teacher, Bart runs against Martin for Class President.

20. The War of the Simpsons

Bart clubs together with Milhouse and Martin to buy the very first Radioactive Man comic book, but arguments soon break out.

21. Three Men and a Comic Book

In order to earn enough money to purchase the very first "Radioactive Man" comic book, Bart takes a part-time job with a neighbor. However, after discovering that working is for chumps, Bart enters into a partnership with Martin and Milhouse.

22. Blood Feud

Mr. Burns needs double O negative blood, and only Bart can supply it. Now, Homer wants some gratitude for Bart's donation.

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1. Stark Raving Dad


Lisa's birthday is coming up, and she asks Bart to actually put some effort into her present this year. Meanwhile. Homer must wear a pink shirt to work after Bart puts his red cap in with the white laundry.While at work Mr. Burns sees Homer with the pink shirt and believes him to be insane. Later he gets a sanity test from Dr. Monroe to bring home. Bart takes the test for Homer and he fails.

2. Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington

Lisa enters an essay contest in Reader's Digest and wins a all expenses paid trip for the whole family to go to Washington, D.C. While staying there she explores the building she sees a congressmen taking a bribe for cutting down the Springfield National Forest.She is stunned and starts to lose faith in democracy. She shreds her old essay and prepares a new one exposing the scam to the public during the contest.

3. When Flanders Failed

Ned Flanders one day decides to open a store in the Springfield Mall called the Leftorium, catering for lefties. Homer, however, hopes that the business will fail. Homer's wish soon comes true for Flanders however, as no-one visits his store.Meanwhile, Bart enrolls himself in karate but doesn't like it, so every time he is dropped off he sneaks off to the arcade. However, he soon regrets it when Lisa asks Bart to defend her from some bullies.Ned soon goes broke, and is forced to sell everything he owns in collateral, Homer soon feels guily about wishing him to fail, and calls up all of Springfield to go to Flanders' store. Soon business is booming and the customers join hands and sing ''Put On A Happy Face.'

4.Bart the Murderer


After a particularly bad day at school, Bart crashes down a flight of stairs on his skateboard, into the Legitimate Business Man Social club, a mobster's hangout. The Springfield Mafia are impressed with Bart's skills, so Fat Tony, the head of the mob, hires Bart as an errand boy and a bartender.Marge does not like the idea however, and gets Homer to check out the people Bart is working for. Homer, however, is impressed with Fat Tony. Fat Tony finds out that Principle Skinner has plans to keep Bart after school, so the mob pay him a visit. The next day Skinner is gone, and Bart is the main suspect

5.Homer Defined .

When Homer accidentally saves two nuclear plants, he becomes a hero, and is admired by his daughter, Lisa.

6. Like Father, Like Clown

Krusty finally drops by to have dinner with the Simpsons to thank Bart for believing in him. He reveals his real name is Krustofski, and he is estranged from his rabbi father, who disowned him when Krusty decided to be a clown instead of a rabbi. Bart vows to reunite Krusty and his father.

7.Treehouse of Horror II

Lisa, Bart, and Homer eat too much candy and end up having nightmares. In "The Monkey's Paw," the Simpsons go on a foreign trip and pick up a monkey's paw that gives the owner four wishes, each with bad side effects. In "Bart the Monster," everyone in Springfield must be happy or else Bart will punish them with his mental powers. Finally, in "Homer's Brain," Homer is randomly fired from the nuclear power plant, and gets hired as a gravedigger. He falls asleep in the grave, and gets picked up by Mr. Burns for a cyborg experiment.

8. Lisa's Pony

After disappointing Lisa, again, Homer finally buys Lisa a pony. In desperation to pay off the bills associated with owning a pony, Homer works the graveyard shift at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart.

9. Saturdays of Thunder

In order to bond with his son, Homer helps Bart build a soapbox racer. However, when Martin crashes his racer during the time trials, Bart must make an important decision: Turn his back on his father and be Martin's replacement driver, or race in his soapbox and let Nelson win.

10. Flaming Moe's

Homer helps invent the hottest drink in Springfield. But when Moe steals the recipe and turns Moe's Tavern into the hottest spot in Springfield, Homer vows revenge. Aerosmith guest stars

11. Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

Homer finds that his job as "safety inspector" is in danger when Mr. Burns sells the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to German businessmen for $100 million.

12. I Married Marge

The year is 1980, and Homer is working at the local miniature golf course, living with Marge's parents and dating Marge. Then Marge becomes pregnant with Bart.

13.Radio Bart

it's Bart's tenth birthday. Bart receives a radio microphone, which he promptly uses to play practical jokes on everyone, claiming to be a little boy named Timmy O'Toole who has fallen down the local well. Sting performs "We're Sending Our Love down the Well."

14. Lisa the Greek

Lisa's football predicting skills bring about a closer relationship between Homer and Lisa, until Lisa realizes that their good relationship may end with the Super Bowl.

15. Homer Alone

Marge goes crazy under pressure from the responsibilities of being a housewife. To relieve herself from all the pressure and stress, she takes a solo vacation at Rancho Relaxo.Since there is no babysitter for them Bart and Lisa go to Patty and Selma's. While Marge is gone late one night Maggie goes in search of her mother. Homer finds out that Maggie is gone and goes looking for her but can't find her.

16. Bart the Lover

While cleaning the room he goes through Mrs. Krabappel's desk and finds a want ad for a man. Bart answers it in the name of ''Woodrow'' and soon they are both writing back and forth. She asks ''Woodrow'' for dinner, so Bart agrees, leaving her alone in the restaurant.Bart feels sad so he reveals it to the family. They then write another letter as Woodrow saying that he must leave her forever.

17. Homer at the Bat

Mr. Burns bets $1 million that his company team can beat a competing plant's team. In order to do so, he replaces the regular team with new security guard Roger Clemens, new janitor Wade Boggs, lunchroom cashier Ken Griffey Jr. and other new employees like Steve Sax, Don Mattingly, Ozzie Smith, Darryl Strawberry, Jose Canseco and Mike Scoscia.

18. Separate Vocations

fter taking the Career Aptitude Normalization Test, or C.A.N.T. test, Lisa discovers she's suited to be a homemaker, while Bart is meant to be a police officer. Bart enjoys his taste of authority as Lisa turns into a bad kid.

19.Dog of Death

When Santa's Little Helper suffers from a twisted stomach, the Simpsons sacrifice in order to pay for a life-saving operation. But when the family starts resenting SLH, the dog runs away, and quickly becomes one of Mr. Burns' hounds.

20. Colonel Homer

After a particularly bad movie experience, Homer drives to a bar where he discovers a singer named Lurleen Lumpkin. He becomes Colonel Homer, her manager, much to Marge's disgus

21. Black Widower

Sideshow Bob gets paroled, and marries Selma. However, Bart suspects that Sideshow Bob has something else up his sleeve.

22. The Otto Show

Otto loses his job driving the school bus because he doesn't have a driver's license. He gets kicked out of his apartment and goes to live with the Simpsons.

23. Bart's Friend Falls in Love

Bart feels betrayed when he discovers Milhouse is secretly dating a new girl. Meanwhile, Homer tries to lose weight by listening to a subliminal tape.

24. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

Herbert Powell returns, and asks the Simpsons for help with an invention of his, using the money Homer received from the nuclear plant for an award.

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1.Kamp Krusty

Bart and Lisa spend six weeks at Camp Krusty. However, the camp is not what it was advertised to be, as Bart and Lisa quickly find out.

2.A Streetcar Named Marge

Marge takes a part in the musical version of "A Streetcar Named Desire," co-starring a buff Ned Flanders as Stanley.

3.Homer the Heretic

In a dream, Homer gets permission from God to skip church, much to Marge's objections. (Read a detailed guide for "Homer the Heretic.")

4.Lisa the Beauty Queen

Homer enters Lisa in a beauty contest, and Lisa comes in as runner-up. But when the winner is injured, Lisa becomes "Little Miss Springfield."

5.Treehouse of Horror III

In "Clown Without Pity," Bart receives an evil talking Krusty doll for a birthday present.
In "King Homer," Homer is a King Kong clone. In "Dial 'Z' For Zombies," Bart picks out a book from the occult section for a book report. He tries to raise a dead Snowball I, but instead the dead people of Springfield rise up.

6.Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie

When Bart fails to keeps an eye on Maggie and puts her life in danger, Homer finally puts his foot down on Bart's mischief by passing the ultimate punishment: Bart can never see "The Itchy and Scratchy Movie."

7. Marge Gets a Job

The Simpsons home needs about $8,000 worth of foundation work, so Marge gets a job at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Things start getting awkward when Mr. Burns develops a crush on Marge. Tom Jones guest stars.

8. New Kid on the Block

Bart develops a crush on the new girl next door, but his heart breaks when she dates Jimbo. Sara Gilbert guest stars.

9.Mr. Plow

After Homer wrecks the two family cars by driving during a snowstorm, he buys a snowplow and opens his own business as "Mr. Plow." The competition becomes fierce when Homer's best buddy, Barney, starts a competing plowing business as the "Plow King." Linda Ronstadt guest stars. (Read a detailed guide of "Mr. Plow.")

10. Lisa's First Words

While trying to get Maggie to say her first words, Homer recalls what happened when Lisa was born, when they first moved into the house, and what Lisa said as her first words.

11. Homer's Triple Bypass

All those years of eating fatty foods causes Homer to have a heart attack. Homer sees Dr. Nick Riviera for a discount operation.

12. Marge vs. the Monorail

After Mr. Burns pays $3 million for a fine for illegal disposal of nuclear waste, the people of Springfield decide to build a monorail that quickly falls apart. Leonard Nimoy guest stars.

13.Selma's Choice

From beyond the grave, Aunt Gladys Bouvier warns Selma to get married and have a child.

14. Brother from the Same Planet

Bart seeks a new father when Homer continually neglects him. For spite, Homer replaces Bart with a "little brother." Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to a "Springfield Heights, 90210" star.

15. I Love Lisa

Lisa's pity Valentine to Ralph Wiggum misleads him to believe she likes him.

16. Duffless

After Homer gets caught driving drunk, he promises Marge to quit drinking for one month. Meanwhile, when Bart ruins Lisa's science project, she takes revenge by pitting Bart's intelligence against that of a hamster.

17.Last Exit to Springfield

Homer becomes a Union boss and negotiates a new contract with the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, mindful that Lisa needs braces. Dr. Joyce Brothers guest stars.

18.So It Has Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show

Bart's prank hospitalizes Homer, whose life flashes by (in past clips) before he goes into a coma.

19.The Front

After watching a particularly bad "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoon, Lisa and Bart write their own episode as Abraham Simpson. Meanwhile, Homer takes night school to make up a missing science credit. Brooke Shields has cameo.

20. Whacking Day

Barry White helps Lisa save the snakes of Springfield on Whacking Day. Bart is expelled from school for embarrassing Mr. Skinner during a school inspection.

21. Marge in Chains

When the Osaka Flu hits Springfield, everyone suffers. Marge accidentally shoplifts at the Kwik-E-Mart and spends 30 days at the local prison. David Crosby has a cameo.

22.Krusty Gets Kancelled

When the Gabbo show gets Krusty cancelled, Krusty quickly hits the skids. However, Lisa and Bart vow to help Krusty out by organizing a comeback special with Johnny Carson, Bette Midler, Luke Perry, Hugh Hefner and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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1. Homer's Barbershop Quartet


Homer recalls when he, Apu, Barney and Principal Skinner became recording icons known as the "B Sharps" -— after Barney replaced Chief Wiggum, on the advice of their manager. George Harrison and David Crosby have cameos.

2. Cape Feare

The Simpsons go incognito to avoid the newly paroled Sideshow Bob, who's out to get Bart.

3. Homer Goes to College

Homer takes Nuclear Physics 101 at the local college, where he gets a trio of nerdy tutors expelled for extracurricular activities.

4. Rosebud

When Mr. Burns was a child, he gave up his teddy bear, Bobo, for a life of riches. Now he wishes for Bobo, who falls into the loving grip of Maggie. The Ramones have a cameo.

5. Treehouse of Horror IV

In "The Devil and Homer Simpson," Homer gives up his soul for a single doughnut.
Now, the Devil wants Homer. Bart Simpson has a nightmare about a bus crash. Next in "Terror at 5 1/2 Feet," Bart's nightmare is about to come true when a playful gremlin starts taking the school bus apart piece by piece. In "Bart Simpson's Dracula," Mr. Burns is a powerful vampire who invites the Simpsons for dinner.

6. Marge on the Lam

When Homer doesn't show up for a date at the ballet, Marge decides to take neighbor Ruth Powers. Ruth returns the favor and takes Marge out the next night, which includes running from the police in a stolen car.

7. Bart's Inner Child

Bart accidentally has the entire town emulating his actions, thanks to a feel-good therapist. James Brown has a cameo.

8. Boy Scoutz N The Hood

When Bart finds $20, he splurges on a gigantic squishee, made of pure syrup. He wakes up from a sugar hangover to discover he joined the Junior Campers, led by Ned Flanders.

9. The Last Temptation of Homer

Homer crushes on a new female employee at the nuclear plant who loves doughnuts, sleeping and TV. Meanwhile, Bart suffers as the school nerd after a visit to Dr. Hibbert. (Read a detailed guide of "The Last Temptation of Homer.")

10. $pringfield

Springfield votes to legalize gambling when the economy stumbles. Mr. Burns opens his own casino. Homer becomes a blackjack dealer. And Marge gets addicted to gambling. (Play a game of online blackjack with Homer as your dealer.)

11. Homer the Vigilante

Homer leads a vigilante group to catch the Springfield Cat Burglar, who steals from the museum. Sam Neill guest stars.

12. Bart Gets Famous

Bart escapes a boring field trip to a cardboard factory. He sneaks into the "Krusty the Klown" show, and becomes Krusty's assistant. Bart is launched into instant stardom after accidentally wrecking the set on live TV and uttering, "I didn't do it." But fame isn't all it's cracked up to be. Conan O'Brien has a cameo.

13. Homer and Apu

First, Homer has Apu fired after getting food poisoning from eating at the Kwik-E-Mart. Regretting his actions, Homer takes Apu to the home office in India to get Apu's job back. James Woods has a voice cameo.

14. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacey

Lisa tracks down the creator of the Malibu Stacy doll when the latest talking version is demeaning to females. With help from the dollmaker, Lisa creates her own doll that says empowering phrases. Kathleen Turner guest stars.

15. Deep Space Homer

After seeing their TV ratings decline, NASA decides to send "Joe Average" to space. Homer and Barney compete for the spot. (Read a review of "Deep Space Homer.")

16. Homer Loves Flanders

After Ned Flanders give a ticket to Homer for a much-hyped football game, Homer becomes Ned's best friend.

17. Bart Gets An Elephant

Bart chooses an elephant as a prize for winning a KBBL's radio contest. Stampy wreaks havoc in the Simpson home.

18. Burns' Heir

Mr. Burns chooses Bart to be his heir. Bart moves into the Burns mansion, and Homer and Marge must de-program Bart to get him back.

19. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baddasssss Song

Bart brings Santa's Little Helper to school for Show and Tell. The dog escapes and gets Principal Skinner fired. But without Skinner as his enemy, Bart isn't having any fun.

20. The Boy Who Knew Too Much

The Mayor's nephew is blamed for a terrible crime, and only Bart can clear him. But to do so, Bart would have to reveal he skipped class.

21. Lady Bouvier's Lover

Grampa Simpson falls in love with Marge's mother, who breaks his heart when she decides to marry Montgomery Burns.

22. Secrets of a Successful Marriage

Homer teaches a course on marriage. Unfortunately, he doesn't succeed as a teacher until he starts spilling some of Marge's personal secrets.

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1. Bart of Darkness


After breaking his leg, Bart spends the summer at his bedroom window, watching Lisa and the neighborhood kids swimming in the Simpson's pool. Bart finds the view boring until he sees Ned Flanders murdering his wife.

2. Lisa's Rival

It looks as if Lisa's days as the class brain are numbered when the new student proves to be smarter, younger, and plays the sax better than her. Meanwhile, Homer strikes white gold in the form of an over-turned Sugar truck.

3. Another Simpsons Clip Show

A romance novel prompts Marge to have a family meeting to discuss the values of love and past romances.

4. Itchy & Scratchy Land

The family's trip to Itchy & Scratchy Land, the violentest place on earth, proves heavenly until the Itchy & Scratchy robots become truly violent.

5. Sideshow Bob Roberts

With the help of a radio talk show host, Mayor Quimby is pressured into releasing Sideshow Bob from prison.Bob then runs for mayor and wins. Bart and Lisa set out to prove Mayor Bob didn't win legally. Other voices include Larry King and Dr. Demento.

6. Treehouse of Horror V

In "The Shinning," Homer goes insane with no beer or at an isolated mountain lodge. In "Time and Punishment," Ned Flanders becomes the ruler of a George Orwellian world after Homer adversely uses a toaster as a time machine. In "Nightmare Cafeteria," too many detention students plus school budget cuts equals a new menu from Principal Skinner.

7. Bart's Girlfriend

Bart's infatuation with the Reverend's daughter is short-lived when she steals the church collection plate and he is blamed for the theft. Meryl Streep guest stars.

8. Lisa on Ice

Lisa's surprising ability at hockey spawns jealousy in Bart and a showdown when their teams meet.

8. Homer Bad Man

Homer's life comes crashing down on him when a simple grab for a candy treat is misinterpreted as sexual harassment by the family's new baby sitter. Dennis Franz has a voice cameo.

9. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy

Grampa Simpson's love tonic saves Homer and Marge's sex life. Bart thinks Springfield is invaded by UFOs since all the adults are acting so strangely.

10. Fear of Flying

Marge's fear of flying is revealed after the family earns a free trip to almost any state of their choice. To overcome her fear, Marge visits a psychiatrist and learns that her father may be the key. Anne Bancroft guest stars.

11. Homer the Great

Homer joins The Stonecutters where his greatness is revealed. When he tries to use the secret society to better the world, he finds himself on the outside looking in.

12. And Maggie Makes Three

When Lisa wonders what happened to Maggie's photos in the family album, Homer tells her of the dream job and debt-free life he had before Marge got pregnant with Maggie.

13. Bart's Comet

Springfield's days are numbered when Bart discovers a comet is heading straight for them. Flanders has the only bomb shelter in town, which causes violence in Springfield.

14. Homie the Clown

Homer goes to clown college and becomes a knock off Krusty. But he gets in trouble when Fat Tony and his mob think he's the real thing.

15. Bart vs. Australia

The government of Australia isn't impressed with Bart's expensive prank phone call and demands that he apologizes in person.

16. Homer vs. Patty & Selma

Homer's becomes Selma's and Patty's slave after accepting their loan. Meanwhile, Bart is forced to take ballet. Voice cameos: Susan Sarandon, Mel Brooks.

17. A Star is Burns

In order to boost Springfield's popularity, the townspeople hold a film festival to attract more tourists. Marge invites Jay "The Critic" Sherman to judge.

18. Lisa's Wedding

Lisa attends the Springfield Renaissance Faire, where a fortune teller gives her news of Lisa's future British fiance. Mandy Patinkin guest stars.

19. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

Santa's Little Helper hooks up with She's the Fastest, and they become parents of twenty-five puppies. Mr. Burns takes them in, but Bart and Lisa discover he has an evil agenda.

20. The PTA Disbands

Bart gleefully orchestrates a teacher's strike. He regrets the whole thing when Marge becomes his teacher. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to cope with the whole situation.

21. 'Round Springfield

Bart winds up in the hospital as a result of eating a metal Krusty-O, and when Lisa comes to visit him, she is reunited with Bleeding Gums Murphy, who recounts his big break on The Tonight Show.

22. The Springfield Connection

After thwarting a criminal, Marge joins the police force. But she winds up arresting Homer when he tries to take advantage of her occupation too many times.

23Lemon of Troy

The kids from Shelbyville steal the beloved tree from Springfield. Bart and his friends vow to get it back.

24. Who Shot Mr. Burns? - Part One

Mr. Burns makes a lot of enemies, but only one shot him. Who was it?

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1. Who Shot Mr. Burns? - Part Two

After Mr. Burns is shot, Chief Wiggum follows a trail of DNA that leads to the Simpson's front door step. Homer is charged, but he escapes before he can be jailed. Lisa and Bart must find a way to prove Homer is innocent.

2. Radioactive Man

Bart is bitter when he loses the role of Fallout Boy to Milhouse for the new Radioactive Man movie. But soon Milhouse is cracking under the pressure and Bart must help his friend.

3. Bart Sells His Soul

Bart's faith is tested when he sells his soul for five dollars. Also, Moe tries to bring in more customers by turning his bar into Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag.

4. Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily

Bart, Lisa and Maggie are placed in the care of the Flanders family when Homer and Marge are found to be unfit parents.Now, Homer and Marge must prove to the authorities that they are good parents.

5. Lisa the Vegetarian

A trip to a local petting zoo leads to confrontations at the dinner table when Lisa decides to become a vegetarian.

6. Treehouse of Horror VI

In "Attack of the 50 ft Eyesores," giant billboard characters come to life during a bizarre storm. In "Nightmare On Evergreen Terrace," Groundskeeper Willie dies in a firy death, but vows revenge on the school children, and begins killing them in their dreams. In "Homer 3," Homer discovers a third dimension when he tries to hide from Patty and Selma.

7. King-Size Homer

A strong desire to work at home prompts Homer to gain a lot of weight so he can claim work disability. (Read a detailed guide for "King-Size Homer".)

8. Mother Simpson

Through a misunderstanding, Homer discovers his mother is very much alive, but with a very shady past.

9. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

Sideshow Bob slips away from prison detail, steals an atomic bomb and threatens to detonate it unless the town of Springfield gives up television.

10. The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular!

Troy McClure hosts a half-hour show looking back at "The Simpsons" eight year history.

11. Marge Be Not Proud

Bart manages to keep a failed "four-fingered discount" trip a secret from Homer and Marge. But unfortunately, Marge discovers his crime when the Simpsons return to the store to have the family Christmas photo taken.

12. Team Homer

Thanks to Mr. Burns' ether-induced state, Homer gets the money he needs to start a bowling team. However, Burns' head clears and he wants in.

13. Two Bad Neighbors

George and Barbara Bush move into the home across from the Simpsons. Homer's jealousy of his new neighbors turns to rage when the former President gives Bart a spanking.

14. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

The Simpson family mingles with social highbrows when a chance encounter between Marge and an old classmate yields an invitation to the Springfield Country Club.

15. Bart the Fink

When Bart accidentally finks on him to the IRS, Krusty the Klown decides to go for that last plane ride.

16. Lisa the Iconoclast

While digging into Jebediah Springfield's past, Lisa discovers that the town founder isn't the hero as everyone thinks he was. The historical society's curator tries to hush up the scandal.

17. Homer the Smithers

Smithers takes a much needed vacation. To make sure Mr. Burns doesn't replace him with a better employee, he hires Homer as his temporary replacement.

18. A Fish Called Selma

Troy McClure's sagging film career is given a boost when he is seen in public with Selma. To stay in the public eye, Troy must do more than merely date her.

19. The Day the Violence Died

With the help of Lionel Hutz, Bart unwittingly bankrupts the studio that produces Itchy & Scratchy when they successfully prove the idea for Itchy was stolen some years ago.

20. Bart on the Road

With fake IDs in hand, have Bart, Nelson, Martin and Milhouse hit the wide open road. Meanwhile, Lisa spends some quality time with Homer at the power plant.

21. Short Films About Springfield

A dull, lazy afternoon prompts Bart and Milhouse to wonder if anything interesting ever happens in Springfield. Through a "Pulp Fiction" style of storytelling, we see various perspectives of Springfield.

22. The Curse of the Flying Hellfish

Mr. Burns and Grampa are the last surviving members of a group of World War II veterans who swore the last one alive would inherit confiscated treasure. Mr. Burns is determined that he'll be the one who collects the prize.

23. Much Apu About Nothing

Anti-immigration fever hits Springfield and Homer catches the fever until he discovers his favorite food vendor, Apu, is an illegal immigrant. Joe Mantegna guest star.

24. Homerpalooza

Homer earns himself a place in Lollapalooza, as part of the travelling freak show. His talent? Catching cannon balls with his belly.

25. Summer of 4 Ft. 2

In the hopes of making friends on the latest family vacation trip, Lisa packs an empty suitcase, determined to leave her "nerdy" self behind.

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1.Treehouse of Horror VII

In "The Thing and I," Bart discovers hisn evil twin living in the attic. In "The Genesis Tub," Lisa's science experiment develops more than she anticipated when she becomes a god to little folk. In "Cititzen Kang," aliens Kang and Kodos invade Clinton and Dole's replicas just before the 1996 Presidential election.

2. You Only Move Twice

Homer moves the family to a new town after he receives a better job offer, at a better nuclear power plant. But Homer is oblivious to the fact that his new boss is a villain who is out to rule the world.

3. The Homer They Fall

Moe turns Homer into a successful boxer after discovering Homer can absorb massive blows to the head, but Marge is worried Homer won't survive the upcoming match with Dreaderick Tatum, the heavyweight champion.


4. Burns, Baby Burns

Burns discovers his long lost 60-year-old illegitimate son, Larry, is insulting and lazy, and wants nothing to do with him. Homer thinks a good kidnapping is all that's needed to change Burns' mind. Rodney Dangerfield guest stars.

5. Bart After Dark

As punishment for destroying private property, Bart is forced to work for the homeowner. Marge tries to shut down the operation when she discovers it's a burlesque house.

6. A Milhouse Divided

Homer questions his own marital bliss when Kirk and Luann Van Houten announce their divorce.

7. Lisa's Date with Density

Lisa begins a doomed romance with Nelson Muntz, the school bully. Meanwhile, Homer discovers quick cash in telemarketing fraud.

8. Hurricane Neddy

Ned Flanders checks himself into a mental hospital after suffering a nervous breakdown when his house is destroyed in a hurricane, and from some remodeling done by the locals.

9. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer

Consuming too many hot peppers gives Homer visions, which tell him to seek out his "soulmate."

10. The Springfield Files

Homer witnesses something out of this world in Springfield woods, but no one believes him, not even FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. (Read a detailed episode guide for "The Springfield Files," or a review of "The Springfield Files."

11. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson

Marge's new pretzel franchise is failing until Homer strikes a deal with Fat Tony, Springfield's local mobster.

12. Mountain of Madness

To promote teamwork amongst the power plant's employees Burns forces them to attend a corporate retreat in the mountains, where they must locate a hidden cabin.

13. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

The Simpson family hires a nanny after Marge starts loosing her hair to stress.

14. The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

Homer provides the voice for Poochie, a new character added to the "The Itchy and Scratchy Show" in a desperate attempt to boost sagging ratings.

15. Homer's Phobia

A shop owner, voiced by John Waters, befriends the Simpson family. After discovering he is a homosexual, Homer fears Bart will emulate him.

16.The Brother From Another Series

Bart suspects a sinister motive when Sideshow Bob reunites with his estranged brother Cecil, who hires Bob to supervise the building of Springfield's Hydroelectric Dam.

17. My Sister, My Sitter

Lisa's babysitting skills are put to the test when she has to watch Bart and Maggie.

18. Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

Homer goes into the booze-making business when Prohibition comes to Springfield.

19. Grade School Confidential

After stumbling across Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel kissing, Bart strikes a deal with them to keep their romance a secret. Unfortunately, his deal lands him in the middle of their love affair.

20. The Canine Mutiny

Purchasing an expensive, purebred dog on a fraudulent credit card puts Bart in the doghouse when creditors want the pooch back. Meanwhile, Santa's Little Helper is neglected.

21. The Old Man and the Lisa

Mr. Burns loses his vast fortune and turns to Lisa for help to get it back through environmental business.

22. In Marge We Trust

Marge becomes the "Listen Lady" when the people of Springfield turn to her after Reverend Lovejoy loses interest in helping people. Meanwhile, Homer sets out to discover why his face is on a box of dish soap.

23. Homer's Enemy

Frank Grimes, the new employee at the power plant, isn't impressed with Homer's bad habits and lack of professional work ethic. Frank becomes disgruntled when he learns Homer is more of a success than he is.

24. The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase

The Simpsons present three spin-off spoofs. Chief Wiggum becomes a detective and moves to New Orleans with Principal Skinner as his assistant. Grampa Simpson's soul is trapped inside Moe's Love Tester machine. The Simpson family host a cheesy variety show.

25. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

Lisa is determined to stick it out as the only girl at boot camp when she and Bart attend military school.

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1. The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

Driven to the brink of insanity by being a designated driver, Barney Gumble drives to downtown Manhattan and leaves Homer's car. But when the family journeys to the Big Apple to get their car, Homer faces a one-on-one showdown with the dreaded boot.

2.The Principal and the Pauper

Seymour Skinner's true identity is revealed to be Armin Tamzarian. Ashamed, Tamzarian retires to his old neighborhood in Capitol City.

3.Lisa's Sax

When Lisa's saxophone is destroyed during a scuffle with Bart, the family recounts the story of how she got her instrument during the terrible heat wave of 1990.

4. Treehouse of Horror VIII

In "The Homega Man," Homer battles killer mutants after Springfield is destroyed in a nuclear blast.
In "Fly Vs. Fly," a matter transportation device melds Bart with a housefly. Finally, Marge is accused of witchcraft during colonial times in "Easy-Bake Coven."

5. The Cartridge Family

After a soccer riot tears up Springfield, Homer purchases a handgun to protect his family. But when Marge's repeated requests to dispose of the weapon go unheeded, she and the kids stay at a seedy motel.

6. Bart Star

A local health fair reveals that Springfield's boys are out of shape, leading their parents to sign them up for pee-wee football. A more talented quarterback is replaced by Bart when Homer snags coaching position.

7. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons

Just as he begins to enjoy his popularity as a swinging bachelor, Apu receives an unwelcome reminder of his pending arranged marriage. Desperate to escape the marriage, Apu tells his mother he has already married Marge Simpson.

8. Lisa the Skeptic

While Lisa and her classmates conduct an archaeological survey, a skeleton with abnormal bone structures growing from the shoulders is uncovered, and believed to be the skeleton of an angel.

9.Realty Bites

Marge learns how bending the truth helps in the real estate business. Homer buys a slick car at a police auction, but regrets his purchase when criminal Snake wants his car back.

10. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace

Bart accidentally burns the family's Christmas presents, but tells everyone they were stolen. People throughout Springfield open their hearts -- and wallets. But when the truth is revealed, the Simpsons become outcasts.

11. All Singing, All Dancing

Anticipating a bloody Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin film, Bart and Homer are horrified to discover that their video rental, "Paint Your Wagon," is actually a musical.

12. Bart Carny

Homer invites a carnival worker and his son to stay when he gets them fired. But when the carnies lock the family out of their house and claim it as their own, Homer attempts to get it back by outsmarting the two.

13. The Joy of Sect

Along with the majority of Springfield, Homer and company are lured into the Movementarian cult by a slick pamphlet and tantalizing promises. Marge realizes that the cult is a scam and tries to deprogram her family.

14. Das Bus

Bart, Lisa and their classmates fight for survival when they're stranded on a deserted island. Meanwhile, Homer attracts the attention of Bill Gates when he starts his own Internet company.

15.The Last Temptation of Krust

Krusty realizes his comedy is outdated and becomes bitter. But his bitter rants on stage bring him more success than he ever had.

16. Dumbbell Indemnity

Moe goes into debt to keep his new lady love happy and entertained. But his insurance scam puts Homer in jail.

17. Lisa the Simpson

Grampa says "Simpson genes" are behind Lisa's sudden lack of brain power. Jasper tries to live for the future in the Kwik-E-Mart freezer.

18.This Little Wiggy

Taking pity on the hapless Ralph Wiggum, Marge forces Bart to be his friend. But Bart soon relishes his new friendship when he learns that Chief Wiggum holds the master key to Springfield.

19. Simpson Tide

Homer begins a new career in the Navy, where he mistakenly charts a submarine into soviet waters.

20. The Trouble with Trillions

During a tax audit, Homer strikes an unusual deal -- he agrees to work for the FBI and to recover a trillion-dollar bill embezzled by Mr. Burns.

21. Girly Edition

Lisa is "anchorchild" of a TV news show for kids, but Bart steals the show after some coaching from Kent Brockman. Meanwhile, Homer's "helper monkey" is no help to Marge.

22. Trash of the Titans

Thanks to his crude insults, the local garbage men terminate Homer's trash pick-up service. Homer enters the race for sanitation commissioner, banking on the laziness of his fellow townspeople. Steve Martin and rock band U2 are guest voices.

23. King of the Hill

Homer gets in shape when he sees Bart is ashamed of him. Then he climbs a mountain to promote the alleged health-food product that helped him achieve success.

24Lost our Lisa

After hastily boarding the wrong bus to a limited engagement museum exhibit, Lisa is lost in unfamiliar parts of Springfield. Meanwhile, Bart glues novelty items to his face.

25. Natural Born Kissers

Homer and Marge re-charge their sex life by doing it in public places. Bart and Lisa discover a reel of film containing an alternative ending to "Casablanca."
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1. Lard of the Dance

Homer and Bart dip their hands in the grease recycling business. Meanwhile, Lisa is chosen to introduce a mature new student to Springfield Elementary.

2. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace

Homer experiences a mid-life crisis at 38.1 when he realizes that he hasn't accomplished anything meaningful. So Homer decides to pattern himself after Thomas Edison and become the next great inventor.

3. Bart, the Mother

Bart accidentally kills a bird with Nelson's new BB gun, then tries to care for its orphaned eggs. Unfortunately, birds aren't what hatches from those eggs.

4. Treehouse of Horror IX

In "Hell Toupée," Homer's new hair transplant commands him to avenge its former owner's foes.
In "The Terror of Tiny Toon," Bart and Lisa are sucked into the television to play a deadly game with Itchy and Scratchy. Finally, the alien Kang is revealed as Maggie's father in "Starship Poopers." Regis Philbin and Kathie Lee Gifford appear in live-action.

5. When You Dish Upon a Star

Keeping Hollywood secrets proves difficult for Homer when he scores a personal assistant job for the husband and wife team, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. Ron Howard also guest stars.

6. D'oh-in in the Wind

George Carlin and Martin Mull play former hippies who join newly dropped-out Homer on an "old-time freak-out."

7. Lisa Gets an A

Springfield Elementary earns a grant, thanks to Lisa's latest A — a grade acquired by cheating; Homer plans to fatten up a small lobster, but becomes emotionally attached.

8. Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble

After inadvertently damaging Grandpa's kidneys, Homer offers one of his, then chickens out and runs away to the sea, boarding "The Ship of Lost Souls."

9. Mayored to the Mob

Mayored to the Mob: Homer becomes the mayor's bodyguard and puts a stop to a crooked operation involving Fat Tony, who vows revenge on the mayor. (Read a detailed guide for "Mayored to the Mob.")

10. Viva Ned Flanders

Seeking more fun out of life, Flanders asks for help from Homer, who takes him to Las Vegas. The Moody Blues have a cameo.

11. Wild Barts Can't Be Broken

Wiggum declares a curfew for kids, who are being blamed for school vandalism committed by a drunken Homer and friends. Cyndi Lauper has a cameo.

12. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday

Homer leads a slew of Springfield denizens to the Super Bowl. Guest voices include Rupert Murdoch, Dolly Parton, John Elway, Dan Marino, John Madden and Pat Summerall.

13. Homer to the Max

Having the same name as a bumbling TV character prompts Homer to change his name. Ed Begley Jr. has a cameo.

14. I'm With Cupid

Elton John has a cameo, as Apu's valentines to his wife make the rest of Springfield's men pale in comparison. And neither the men nor the women like it. (Read a detailed guide for "I'm With Cupid.")

15. Marge Simpson in "Screaming Yellow Honkers"

The Simpsons' new sport-utility vehicle gives Marge road rage against less powerful vehicles, sending her to traffic school taught by Chief Wiggum.

16. Make Room for Lisa

The Simpsons are forced to house a cellular transmitter, giving Lisa stress, while Marge hears calls through Maggie's baby monitor.

17. Maximum Homerdrive

Truck drivers target Homer after he blabs about an industry scam while filling in for a recently deceased driver. (Read a detailed guide for "Maximum Homerdrive.")

18. Simpsons Bible Stories

The family's biblical dreams include Homer and Marge as Adam and Eve, with Flanders as God; Milhouse as Moses; and Bart as David battling Goliath's son ("this time, it's personal").

19. Mom and Pop Art

Isabella Rossellini plays a gallery owner who sees art in the concrete mess that results from Homer's attempt at building a barbeque. After the piece sells, she arranges a one-man show. Pop artist Jasper Johns has a voice cameo.

20. The Old Man and the C Student

Bart is assigned to do community service at the Retirement Castle, where he tries to inject some life into the recreation activities.

21. Monty Can't Buy Me Love

After another billionaire makes a memorable impression on Springfield, Burns asks for Homer's help on a quest for popularity, which eventually takes them both to Scotland.

22. They Saved Lisa's Brain

Lisa is invited to join local members of Mensa, who take a complaint to City Hall — and wind up running it. Stephen Hawking guest stars.

23. 30 Minutes Over Tokyo

After getting tips on thrifty living, the family takes a vacation to Japan, where they appear on a game show to win plane tickets back home.

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The Story
CSI: NY, a crime drama inspired by the drama series, CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, is about forensic investigators who use high-tech science to follow the evidence and solve crimes in the Big Apple. Det. Mac Taylor, a dedicated and driven crime-scene investigator who believes that everything is connected and everyone has a story, is a decorated Marine who served in Desert Storm and dabbled in war photography. The job is his life; he focuses on cases until they are solved. He and his partner, Stella Bonasera, a well-traveled, well-educated detective, an orphan who flourished in spite of the system, share a passion for the job.

Stella is a jack-of-all-trades and has an unmatched desire to find answers for the victims of violent crimes, due in part to questions about her past. They lead a team of experts through the gritty and kinetic city that never sleeps. The team includes Danny Messer, an investigator with an unflappable spirit and a troubled family history, which he uses on the job as he blends his own set of hybrid ethics. Messer was personally selected to join the team by Mac, and he attempts daily to live up to that honor and responsibility. Sheldon Hawkes is the crime lab's former coroner, a brilliant Ph.D. who transitioned to the field team. Joining them is Don Flack, an edgy, hardcore homicide detective with a quick wit, impressive forensic insight and a long family history in law enforcement.

Rounding out the team is Lindsay Monroe, a young, athletic CSI with a Midwestern work ethic who is willing to roll up her sleeves to tackle any job and rarely hints at the dark and devastating secret that originally motivated her to dedicate her life to being an investigator. The New York CSIs may have a different process from those in Las Vegas or Miami, but they are guided by the same steadfast determination. These skilled investigators follow the evidence as they piece together clues and eliminate doubt, to ultimately crack their cases.

CAST

Gary Sinise	Mac
Melina Kanakaredes	Det. Stella Bonasera
Carmine Giovinazzo	Danny Messe
Anna Belknap	Lindsay Monroe
Hill Harper	Dr. Sheldon Hawke
Eddie Cahill	Det. Don Flack

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1.Beyond Blunderdome

Mel Gibson brings the Simpsons to Hollywood so Homer can help "tweak" his new film after Homer's is the sole negative voice at a test screening. First tweak: add action, and lots of it.

2. Brother's Little Helper

A drug for Attention Deficit Disorder makes Bart studious, productive — and paranoid about satellites spying on him. Mark McGwire has a cameo.

3. Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?

With Lisa's help, Homer becomes the food critic for the Springfield Shopper, but fellow critics criticize his always-positive reviews, prompting a radical change — and revenge by restaurateurs.

4. Treehouse of Horror X

In "Life's A Glitch, Then You Die," Homer causes a Y2K catastrophe. In "Desperately Xeeking Xena," superheroes Lisa and Bart save actress Lucy Lawless.
In "I Know What You Diddily-Iddily Did," Marge runs over Flanders, but he doesn't die. Homer tries to cover it up.

5. E-I-E-I-(ANNOYED GRUNT)

To avoid a duel, Homer moves the Simpsons to Grandpa's old farm, and grows a profitable, but dangerous, hybrid crop.

6. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder

Homer bowls a perfect game, but celebrity goes to his head. Cameos by Ron Howard, Penn and Teller, and entertainment reporters Nancy O'Dell and Pat O'Brien.

7. Eight Misbehavin'

Feeling more stressed than blessed after the birth of their octuplets, Apu and Manjula get child-care help in a deal they come to regret.

8. Take My Wife, Sleaze

John Goodman and Henry Winkler guest star as bikers who protest when Homer takes their gang name for his own after winning a Harley. Jay North ("Dennis the Menace") has a voice cameo. (Read a review of "Take My Wife, Sleaze.")

9. Grift of the Magi

Bankrupt Springfield Elementary is taken over by a private outfit whose members' real goal is to mine the kids' minds for toy ideas. Voices include Tim Robbins and Gary Coleman. (Read a review of "Grift of the Magi.")

10. Little Big Mom

With Marge laid up by a skiing (lodge) accident, Lisa tries to run the house and plays a trick on Homer and Bart to get them to help clean.

11. Faith Off

After Bart's successful laying on of hands at a revival meeting, a preacher declares Bart has "the power." So the boy pitches his own tent.

12 The Mansion Family

While housesitting for Burns (who's getting a checkup at the Mayo Clinic), Homer throws a party aboard the billionaire's yacht in international waters — where anything goes. Britney Spears is a guest voice.

13. Saddlesore Galactica

At the state fair, Lisa feels robbed at the band competition, and the family acquires a horse that becomes a winner after an attitude adjustment.

14. Alone Again, Natura-Diddly

Homer tries to help a grieving Springfieldian after an accident at the new auto-racing venue has fatal consequences.

15. Missionary: Impossible

Homer becomes a South Seas missionary to escape an angry PBS mob that includes Betty White, who wants to collect his pledge of $10,000.

16. Pygmoelian

Moe wins Duff's "beer-tending" contest but loses out on making their calendar. So he undergoes plastic surgery and lands a soap-opera role that he missed years before.

17. Bart to the Future

A mystic shows Bart his future as a ne'er-do-well musician rooming with Ralph Wiggum — and brother to President Lisa Simpson, who inherits a fiscal crisis that Bart makes worse.

18. Days of Wine and D'oh'ses

Barney quits drinking to take helicopter-flying lessons, leaving Homer feeling resentful and inferior; Lisa and Bart enter a contest to photograph the cover of the Springfield phone book.

19. Kill the Alligator and Run

The family seeks a restful vacation in Florida, but arrives during spring break, which Homer extends. Guest voices include Charlie Rose, Kid Rock and Joe C.

20. Last Tap Dance in Springfield

Lisa struggles in a tap-dance class taught by a former child star; Bart and Milhouse ditch camp to spend a week creating havoc in the mall.

21. It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge

Otto's girlfriend (Parker Posey) seems to be usurping Marge's role when she moves in with the family after a dispute over heavy metal.

22. Behind the Laughter

A "Behind the Music"-style look at the Simpsons, narrated by VH1's Jim Forbes, shows their rise to stardom — and the "private hell" that followed. Willie Nelson has a cameo

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1. Treehouse of Horror XI

In "Shoved by an Angel," the Simpson family stars in a parody of the Grimm Brothers fairy tales. Next, dolphins take over the world in "Night of the Dolphins." Finally, in "Scary Tales Can Come True," Homer chokes to death on a piece of broccoli and his ghost must perform a good deed in order to enter heaven.

2. A Tale of Two Springfields

After Springfield's telephone area code splits in two, Homer spearheads a movement to divide the town itself in half along the new area code line. The Who guest stars.

3. Insane Clown Poppy

Krusty takes parenting lessons from Homer when he discovers that he has a daughter about Bart's age from a one-night stand.Drew Barrymore and Stephen King guest star.

4. Lisa the Treehugger

Eager to join Dirt First after witnessing their pro-vegetarianism demonstration atop the local Krusty Burger franchise, Lisa attempts to prove her worth by camping out in a giant redwood destined for logging. Meanwhile, Bart joins the workforce in order to buy a new game console advertised on television.

5. The Computer Wore Menace Shoes

After realizing that he's missing the cyberspace boat, Homer plugs into the Internet and builds a web site. But when low traffic hits him where it hurts, he resorts to spicing up his site with damaging gossip concerning fellow townspeople.

6. The Great Money Caper

Strapped for cash, Homer and Bart thumb their way through "A Child's Garden of Cons" in search of the road to easy money.

7. Homer vs. Dignity

Mr. Burns hires Homer to serve as his personal jester and prankster.

8. Skinner's Sense of Snow

A blizzard traps Skinner and Groundskeeper Willie with an assortment of students at Springfield Elementary. Bart leads a revolt.

9. Homr

When doctors find and remove a Crayon lodged in Homer's brain, his true I.Q. emerges, leading to a strong relationship with Lisa. But his relationship with others falls out once his newfound competence in safety inspecting leads to the closure of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

10. Worst Episode Ever

Comic Book Guy has a heart attack after witnessing the work of special make-up effects master Tom Savini. He gives Bart and Milhouse the responsibility of running his shop, the Android's Dungeon.

11. Pokey Mom

Marge befriends a prison inmate she considers undeserving of incarceration, and eventually gets him released. But once he moves into the Simpson's house, mysterious crimes begin to take place throughout Springfield. Guest starring Michael Keaton as Jack, Patrick McGoohan as Prisoner #6 and Charles Napier as the prison warden.

12. Tennis the Menace

The Simpson family builds a tennis court. Meanwhile, Grampa Simpson receives an award from the Springfield Retirement Castle.

13. Hungry, Hungry Homer

After Homer discovers that the Springfield Isotopes are being moved to Arizona, he stages a hunger strike.

14. Day of the Jackanapes

Upon learning that Krusty has erased all the archival tapes of his show from the Sideshow Bob era, Bob schemes to use Bart as a Manchurian candidate to blow up Krusty live on the air.

15. Bye Bye Nerdie

Lisa seeks protection from schoolyard bullies after becoming the target of a new student's own flavor of harassment.

16. New Kids on the Blecch

A talent agency creates a new boy band sensation using Bart, Nelson, Milhouse and Ralph. But the agency has a secret agend. 'N Sync guest stars.

17. Simpson Safari

A belated prize awaits Homer in his next box of animal crackers, one which starts the family out on an exotic trip to Ngorongoro, Africa.

18. Trilogy of Error

In a "Run, Lola, Run" parody, a breakfast accident involving Marge's kitchen knife and Homer's thumb is seen through the eyes of individual family members. While Homer and Marge make a mad dash for the hospital, Lisa takes her linguistic robot to the Springfield science fair, and Bart runs afoul of Fat Tony's illegal fireworks ring.

19. I'm Goin' to Praiseland

When Ned discovers that one of Maude's goals was to build a Bible-themed amusement park, he reunites with Rachel in order to fulfill her dream. But an accident dupes the public into believing that the park was the site of a miracle. Ned is forced to decide between revealing the truth versus enjoying his increased profits. Shawn Colvin guest stars as Rachel Jordan.

20. The Kids Stay in the Picture

Homer opens a new daycare center at home after breaking his ankle at the local YMCA.

21. Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
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Homer gets new job writing for fortune cookies. Mr. Burns gets a fortune that tells him love is on the horizon. But when his date infringes upon Snake's own aspirations, Homer and Mr. Burns become hostages. Julia Louis-Dreyfus guest stars.

22. Simpsons Tall Tales

A trilogy of fantastic tales starring a giant Homer as Paul Bunyan, Lisa as Connie Appleseed, and Bart and Nelson as Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn in a rafting adventure down the Mississipp

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1.Treehouse of Horror XII

Pierce Brosnan bonds with the Simpsons in their 12th annual Halloween trilogy. In "House of Whacks," Brosnan is the voice of UltraHouse 3000, a computer that runs the Simpsons' home. But this is no impersonal machine — it falls in love with Marge and tries to kill Homer. In "Hex and the City," a curse from a tarot-reading gypsy gives bad luck to those Homer loves, resulting in bizarre physical transformations for his family.

2. The Parent Rap

Jane Kaczmarek lends her voice to a role with similarities to her Lois character from "Malcolm in the Middle" in the 13th-season opener.
It begins with Bart and Milhouse accidentally stealing a police car. Bart expects to face an easy judge, but instead meets Judge Constance Harm (Kaczmarek,) a stern, no-nonsense arbiter. Noting Homer's contribution to the incident and sensing that Bart is "crying out for adult supervision," Harm orders the young troublemaker to be tethered to his father. The plan does bring the pair closer to each other, but their new link interferes with the relationship between Homer and Marge — who literally cuts the cord, landing her in Harm's way, too.

3. Homer the Moe

To change his attitude, Moe changes his bar, but the result drives his regulars out... and into Homer's garage bar, where R.E.M. performs.

4. A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is the voice of Gloria, a comely cop who catches the eye of Mr. Burns in this madcap romance. Thanks to a fortune cookie (written by Homer) that says he'll find true love on a particular day, Mr. Burns sets out for a night of "womanizing," much to Smithers' dismay. He eventually meets Gloria, who agrees to a date but ultimately finds the tycoon too old. Burns allays her fears by drafting Homer to testify to his youthful rowdiness. The courtship commences, assisted by Homer — and a vial of a "rare and powerful" physical stimulant.

5. The Blunder Years

A hypnotist unlocks a repressed memory in Homer, who recalls childhood times with Moe, Carl and Lenny — and his finding of a corpse. Paul Newman has a voice cameo.

6. She of Little Faith

Richard Gere guest stars in a Christmas episode that spawns a crisis of religious conscience in Lisa. The trouble starts when congregants of the First Church of Springfield, faced with a sudden need for funds, turn for help to Mr. Burns, who turns the church into a business ("The old church was skewing pious," says his advisor.) Enter podium-placed advertising and in-sermon commercials; and exit an outraged Lisa. Her disenchantment leads her to the Springfield Buddhist Temple and to Gere, who introduces her to teachings she finds easy to embrace. All of which has Rev. Lovejoy wondering what to do about "Marge Simpson's devil daughter."

7. Brawl in the Family

A social worker is assigned to try to bring the family together after police respond to a fight between Bart and Homer during a game of Monopoly.

8. Sweets and Sour Marge

Ben Stiller plays a sugar company's CEO who draws Marge's ire after Springfield is declared the "World's Fattest Town."

9. Jaws Wired Shut

An(other) accident forces Homer's jaws to be wired shut, and improved listening skills result in a kinder, gentler — and more boring — Homer.

10. Half Decent Proposal

Jon Lovitz plays Marge's one-time prom date Artie Ziff, a nerd who turned off Marge when he turned all-hands that night. Now, a techno-invention has made him rich. Encouraged by her sisters, and some girls-night imbibing, Marge e-mails Artie, who responds by helicoptering onto the Simpsons' lawn and inviting the family to his yacht. There, he makes his proposition: one million bucks to spend a weekend alone with Marge. And Artie promises "no funny stuff."

11. The Bart Wants What It Wants

Reese Witherspoon and Wolfgang Puck are guest voices as Bart and Milhouse fight over a girl. The object of their affection — and altercation — is Greta Wolfcastle (Witherspoon,) the daughter of action-film star Rainier Wolfcastle (Puck.) After Bart and his slingshot rescue her backpack from bullies, Greta is immediately smitten. But her crush is unrequited, and the oblivious Bart blows off a date with her in order to harass Principal Skinner at his stand-up comedy debut. Clued to Greta's feelings, Bart breaks off the relationship — until Milhouse steps in. It's only then, in the name of love, that Bart asks his parents' help to win Greta back by following her to her dad's film set... in Toronto.

12. The Lastest Gun in the West

Dennis Weaver, whose nearly 50-year career on TV includes "Gunsmoke," "McCloud" and "Gentle Ben," provides the voice of Buck McCoy, an old cowboy star who becomes Bart's new hero. They first meet after a stray dog chases Bart onto the grounds of Buck's mansion. Bart becomes pals with the horse-opera great, who later visits the Simpsons and brings along video highlights of his career. With Bart's help, it's not long before a Western craze sweeps Springfield Elementary, and he and Lisa land Buck a guest spot on Krusty the Clown's TV show. This could be Buck's big shot at a comeback, but there's a problem: His film career isn't the only thing that could use rehab.

13.The Old Man and the Key

Grampa Simpson regains his driver's license to woo a new woman (Olympia Dukakis,) but is goaded into a race by senior punks.

14. Tales from the Public Domain

In a trilogy of classics parodies, Homer seeks to destroy Troy as Odysseus; Lisa's Joan of Arc leads the French; and Bart plays Hamlet, with Moe as Claudius.

15. Blame It on Lisa

The Simpsons go to Brazil when the orphan whom Lisa's been sponsoring there is reported missing.

16. Weekend at Burnsie's

The band Phish has a cameo in an episode in which Dr.
Hibbert prescribes medicinal marijuana for Homer's eye injury, and the resulting joviality nets Homer a promotion from Mr. Burns.

17. Gump Roast

The Springfield Friars Club roasts Homer, with emcee Krusty the Clown introducing friends, family and their memories from past episodes.

18. I Am Furious Yellow

Encouraged by comic-book guru Stan Lee (in a cameo,) Bart creates a strip about Homer that gets onto the Internet.

19. The Sweetest Apu

Apu's fling with the Squishee Lady is caught live by Homer, but on tape by his wife Manjula (Jan Hooks.) James Lipton has a cameo.

20. Little Girl in the Big Ten

Two college girls mistake Lisa for a peer; Bart lives inside a bubble to contain the infection he got from a Chinese mosquito. Former U.S. Poet Laureate Robert Pinsky has a cameo.

21. The Frying Game

Homer's community service for threatening an endangered species involves helping a kindly senior, who meets an untimely death. Carmen Electra and Frances Sternhagen are guest voices.

22.Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge

Homer becomes Springfield's top cop in the 13th-season finale, an episode that draws inspiration from both "The Sopranos" and "High Noon." The latest addition to Homer's résumé (recited by Mr. Simpson in a litany of past labors) comes on the heels of a heat wave that sparked a riot. The incident (in which Homer played an inadvertent role) exposes the inadequacies of Chief Wiggum and his men. Losing all confidence in the local constabulary, Homer forms his own security company — SpringShield — which subsequently replaces the police when the mayor catches Wiggum in yet another embarrassing situation. But the new chief is quickly tested when he runs afoul of mobster Fat Tony (Joe Mantegna.)

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1. Treehouse of Horror XIII

The series begins its 14th season — tying it with "Ozzie and Harriet" as TV's longest-running comedy — with its annual Halloween trilogy. In the first story, a magical new hammock enables Homer to "Send In the Clones," a small army of duplicates that he happily dispatches to do chores — until one kills Flanders. Next is "The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms," in which Springfield is invaded by a posse of cowboy zombies led by Billy the Kid, prompting Homer to go back in time to save the day. In the finale, the family ships out for "The Island of Dr. Hibbert," where they become guinea pigs in experiments to cross humans with animals.

2. How I Spent My Strummer Vacation

Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, Lenny Kravitz and Brian Setzer teach Homer a thing or two about music when he attends a rock-and-roll fantasy camp.
As a gift from his family, Homer joins Apu, Barney, Otto and Chief Wiggum for a week of training in the complete rock-star lifestyle, "without the lawsuits and the STDs," says Mr. Jagger, who leads a session on "Inducing Crowd Frenzy." There are also workshops on slinging guitars; plowing through groupies and paparazzi; and songwriting, where Homer gets on Tom Petty's nerves. But one rockin' week is not enough for Homer, who wangles an invitation to join his instructors for a benefit concert.

3. Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade

Lisa's high score on an achievement test gets her promoted to the third grade, the same class as Bart when he's demoted for his low score.

4. Large Marge

Marge goes to a clinic for liposuction and comes out with breast implants.

5. Helter Shelter

The Simpsons participate in a reality show called "1895 Challenge," in which they live without modern conveniences. When ratings start to sink, the producers add a celebrity — David L. Lander from "Laverne & Shirley."

6. The Great Louse Detective

Kelsey Grammer returns as venerable criminal Sideshow Bob, whose deep-rooted hatred for Bart is set aside as he tries to find out who's trying to kill Homer. Apparently someone is out to get Homer J., who barely escapes after a shadowy figure locks him in a spa steam room. Seeing the need for someone who understands a murderous mind, Chief Wiggum calls on the incarcerated Bob, who moves in with the Simpsons to keep close tabs on the intended target. When Bob asks why someone might want to do Homer harm, he's taken aback by Homer's response: "I'm a people person... who drinks."

7. Special Edna

Bart nominates Mrs. Krabappel for Teacher of the Year, netting the family a trip to the awards show in Orlando, where Little Richard is to present the prize.

8. Dad Who Knew Too Little

After his insensitive birthday gift to Lisa, Homer hires a P.I. to dig up information on her so he can know her better. But there's a problem with the bill.

9. Strong Arms o the Ma

After a mugging, Marge becomes agoraphobic, until she starts weight training, which turns her into a buff bully who enters a bodybuilding contest.

10. Pray Anything

Coincidences lead Homer to believe he's got a direct prayer line to God, which doesn't stop him from suing when he falls at church. Lisa Leslie has a cameo.

11. Barting Over

Bart sues for divorce from his parents in the series' 300th episode. The catalyst for the courtroom confrontation is a videotape that Bart finds in the garage, showing him as a baby in a TV commercial for a product that prevents bad breath in infants. What's even more jarring, the fourth grader formerly known as "Baby Stink Breath" learns that Homer has spent all the residuals earned from the spot. Furious, Bart hires an attorney, and a judge (Jane Kaczmarek) grants him his emancipation, as well as financial support from Homer. That allows Bart to move into his own loft, where his neighbors include music group Blink 182 and skateboarder Tony Hawk.

12. I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can

Spelling champ Lisa makes the Spellympics, where host George Plimpton proposes a deal. Homer joins a traveling fan club for a new Krusty food product.

13. A Star is Born Again

Marisa Tomei plays a movie star who falls for Flanders enough to move to Springfield when he disdains going Hollywood.

14. Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington

Hoping to re-route air traffic over their house, the Simpsons ask Krusty to run for Congress, where the successful clown finds more of his kind.

15. C.E.D'oh

Homer's stint in a success workshop gives him new initiative, but Mr. Burns' lack of appreciation prompts Homer to plot revenge, which results in a takeover of the power plant.

16. Scuse Me While Miss the Sky

It's a case of Idle, not "Idol," mania. Eric Idle plays pompous documentarian Declan Desmond, who's filming "A Day in the Life of Springfield Elementary." Lisa may be its best pupil, but Declan declares that her diverse interests show a lack of focus and make her a "buffet-style intellectual." That criticism prompts Lisa to embrace astronomy as a career path. But when Springfield's night lights prevent her from gazing at the sky, Lisa successfully lobbies to have them dimmed. However, a resulting crime wave spawns a public backlash that Mayor Quimby quells by restoring even brighter illumination — making a decent night's sleep a dim memory for the increasingly neurotic townspeople.

17.  Gays of the Condo

A rift with Marge over his drinking sends Homer packing and into a condo which he shares with two gay men.

18. Dude, Where's my Ranch?

After David Byrne turns Homer's anti-Flanders song into a monster hit, the family vacations at a dude ranch, where Lisa falls in love with a wrangler (Jonathan Taylor Thomas,) and Homer and Bart rescue Native Americans from beavers.

19. Old Yeller Belly

After the family cat saves his life, Homer disdains the dog, until the canine is picked to be the mascot for Duff beer.

20. Brake My Wife, Please

Marge is the family chauffeur after Homer's latest driving mishap costs him his license.

21. The Bart of War

After Bart and Milhouse damage Flanders' house, Bart must be supervised, and joins the ''Pre-Teen Braves''. However, rivalry ensues when Milhouse joins an opposing group, ''The Cavalry Kids''.

22. Moe Baby Blues

When Moe saves Maggie after a car accident, he is dubbed a hero and becomes her babysitter, much to Homer's annoyance.

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