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Meredith (to Derek): I need you to tell Mark to keep his little Sloan out of little Grey.

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Walter: Uh oh.
Olivia: What?
Walter: I just got an erection. Oh, fear not, it's nothing to do with your state of undress. I think I simply need to urinate.
Olivia: That's good to know.

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Harriet: Oh, I see, if I do a good job house training a pet then you may consider me for the mother of your child?
Bud:    No.
Harriet: No ?!

Harriet: It's like I'm dating a knight in shining armor.
Mac:     Oh and that's a bad thing?
Harriet: You ever tried to make love to a man wearing an armor?
Mac:     Does football equipment count ?

Harriet: This dress makes me look fat!
Bud:      Honey, you're pregnant, you're supposed to look fat.
Harriet: How fat am I supposed to look, Bud? Like a station wagon, a blimp, Mt. Washington, what?

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Amanda: Oh, poor baby. Come here. (singing) Hush little homo don't you cry, Mandy's gonna steal you a prada tie.
Marc: Ok, nice, but don't touch the hair, it's just how I like it.

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Woody: I hope your day is going better than mine.
Garret: Does your day involve illegally procured sperm.
Woody: You win

Macy: You can't just pass this man's sperm around like it's candy.

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Lyneete water just broke she on phone with her boss trying to sort her job out whilt Tom slips on the water and tell her she needs to go to hospital

Lyneete :i will have this baby right here and beat you with it "

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Brock: Look on the bright side, its prom night and we don't have to worry about our daughter getting pregnant

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Barbra Jean: (To Reba) I thought of all people you should understand that when a marriage goes through a rough spot, it needs support. Instead, you stab my marriage in the back.
People in Bar: OOOOOOOOOOOHHH.
Barbra Jean: Yea, that's right.
Reba: Oh don't you oooh me. She had an affair with my husband.
People in Bar: OOOOOOOOOOOHHH.
Barbra Jean: I didn't steal her husband. He came running!

Van and Cheyenne walk in on Reba and Barbra Jean hugging
Van: It was then they realized that neither one of them needed a man.

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Turk: Cathy, you're playing Elliot. So I want to see some bug eyes, alright. And, perfect. Plus find some cardboard. Stick it down the back of your pants, right. Make that ass flat, girl, let me see what you got right now. Yeah, we can go flatter.
J.D.: We can go flatter.
Turk: We can go flatter.

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Dr. Cuddy: How's the patient?
Nick: Whoa. I would do here in a minute with fudge and a cherry on top. Would someone please explain to this women? There's only so many apologies I can...
Thirteen: He has frontal lobe disinhibition.
Nick: I've already embarrassed myself with one doctor. Who, I am at this moment imagining with you, in a king-size bed with a mirror on the ceiling... I am so, so sorry. (to Cuddy) But if I couldn't have both of you together, you would definitely be my first choice.

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Walter: This is quite delicious.
Peter: Where did you get that?
Walter: In the car, uneaten.
Peter: What is the matter with you?
Walter: Oh, forgive my son. He's been in a mood all day.
Peter: I just figured "don't eat the evidence" goes without saying

Peter: Are you okay?
Walter: Yes. Although when I mentioned that the poison would kill me within the hour, did either of you happen to notice the time?

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Juliet: Thank God. What are the odds we were to end up in the same time as this thing.
(There is a flash and the ruins disappear.)
Sawyer: You just had to say something

Jack: how can you read?
Ben: my mother taught me

Sawyer: (Sawyer looks up and sees the flash is going to save them from the boat chasing and shooting at them) Thank you Lord! (Flash ends and they are in a raging storm) I take that back!!!!

Dan: What, you're gonna, you're gonna shoot me? That right. Yeah, that would be perfect because of course rifle fire right next to - what would you call this, hydrogen bomb, yes, fantastic idea. Really inspired.

David: You killed three people?
Hurley: No. Sayid did.
David: Oh well, that's better.

Hugo: (talks to Sayid) You want a fry?
Sayid: No, thank you.
Hugo: You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food you wouldn't have to go around shooting people

Sawyer: (to Charlotte) Shut it Ginger or you are getting one too.

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can you see which one my question on Crusoe you got wrong ?

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Dean: (on the phone) UFO! UFO!
Sam: Oh. Dude, stop yelling, you're breaking up. I didn't catch that last part.
Dean: Close encounter! Close encounter!
Sam: Close encounter? What kind? First? Second?
Dean: They're after me!
Sam: Third kind already? Better run, man. I think the fourth kind is a butt thing.

Marion: Personally, I think they're taken to Avalon to service Oberon, King of the Fairies.
Sam: Dean. Did... you... service Oberon, King of the Fairies?

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