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About RULES OF ENGAGEMENT & Episode Guides

About RULES OF ENGAGEMENT & Episode Guides

Rules of Engagement Aired From February 05, 2007 - May 20, 2013 On CBS.

About the Show:
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, Adam and Jennifer, a long-time married pair, Jeff and Audrey, and a single guy on the prowl, Russell. As they find out, the often confusing stages of a relationship can seem like being on a roller coaster. People can describe the ride to you, but to really know what it's like you have to experience it for yourself.


Real NameCharacter Name
Patrick WarburtonJeff
Megyn PriceAudrey
Oliver HudsonAdam
Bianca KajilchJennifer
David SpadeRussell
Adhir KalyanTimmy

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Season 1 Episode Guide

Episode 1 - Pilot
Married couple Jeff and Audrey have just learned their next door neighbor, Jennifer, has become engaged to her boyfriend, Adam. But when Jeff tries to give Adam advice, he develops doubt about the impending engagement. Meanwhile, Jennifer fixes up Adam's best friend, Russell, because she believes the right woman could change his habit of being a serial dater. Meanwhile, Jeff inadvertently starts a fight between Audrey and himself about an old bicycle.

Episode 2 - The Birthday Deal
When it's time to plan a party for Jeff's birthday, everyone gets involved. But Audrey is spending a little too much time on planning the party, which makes Jeff unhappy. Although Jeff won't reveal what he usually gets in the annual birthday deal, Adam brings up the subject with Jennifer and is then worried when Jennifer not only agrees to give him a birthday deal, but announces she wants to get one in return. Meanwhile, Russell is obsessed with trying to figure out what Jeff's birthday present really is.

Episode 3 - Young and the Restless
Audrey bets Jeff that he can't get a phone number from a younger woman and gives him a night without his wedding ring to try. Jennifer is mad at Adam beacuse thier bed was bought with his ex. Later, Adam feels the same, except that Jennifer, talking about her exs, said "ALL of them". Russell has a new date, but he lies about his age... big time!

Episode 4 - Game On
Audrey gets a promotion, but when she tells Jeff, he doesn't seem excited about it, because one of "his" teams lost. Jeff invites her to another game to make things right. Adam buys a new videogame, and he and Russell can't stop playing it, until Jennifer discuss with Adam about him spending a lot on stuff for himself.

Episode 5 - Kids
Jennifer and Adam plan a romantic weekend. Jeff and Audrey look into having children. While Russell runs into an older woman from his past, Constance and decides that he want to show her his physical prowess.

Episode 6 - Hard Day's Night
Jeff is in trouble. He doesn't knows how to tell Audrey that he got "excited" while Jennifer was giving him a massage for thanking him for helping her move her couch. Now, Jeff must face Audrey.

Episode 7 - Jeff's Wooby
Audrey is scared by Jeff's constant reminiscing about each t-shirt's significance. After a little while, she stars to wonder if his best times in life may have come before her. Russell thinks he's got the perfect girl when she keeps making sexy comments but he thinks differently when he realizes she's not doing it on purpose.


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Season 2 Episode Guide

Episode 1 - Flirting With Disaster
Jeff's snoring has gotten out of hands. Audrey, who isn't able to sleep anymore, decides that she and Jeff should sleep in separate bedrooms. While this could seems like a bad situation for some, other like Jeff see the good side of it. Jeff takes advantage of his new found freedom by staying up too late and living like a college student.

Episode 2 - Audrey's Sister
With Audrey's sister, Barbara, having problems in her marriage, the only thing she doesn't need is a man who would trick her to try and get her to sleep with him. But, sadly, in Audrey's life there is a man just like this. During this episode, Russell will try everything to get a one night stand with Audrey's sister.

Episode 3 - Mr. Fix It
Jeff finds himself in trouble when he tries to fix an issue Audrey is having with one of their neighbours. On the other hand, Jennifer and Adam realise that sex tapes is something that "amateurs" shouldn't try ... and understand that imagination is often better than pictures!

Episode 4 - Guy Code
Audrey gets a lesson about the 'guy code' when Jeff shares a secret about a new friend.

Episode 5 - Bag Ladies
Jeff wants to spice up his sex life with Audrey. Russell has a new girl he is dating and knows nothing about. Jennifer buys Adam a present that causes him a lot of embarrassment with the guys.

Episode 6 - Old School Jeff
Jeff has a rare opportunity to have a night with the guys rather than go to a wedding. Will Audrey’s fear about Jeff come true?

Episode 7 - Engagement Party
Jennifer and Adam decide to let Audrey give them an Engagement party so they can get new items for their home. Only things get much more complicated when Jeff finds out. Barbara returns to town with news that could make Russell very happy.

Episode 8 - Fix-up & Downs
Audrey and Jennifer decide to do some match making, yet the effects hit closer to home when Adam and Jeff get involved. Russell runs into a woman in Adam and Jeff's building and decides he is in love with her. He spends a lot of time hanging around the building trying to run into her again.

Episode 9 - A Visit from Fay
When Adam’s mother comes for a visit, Jennifer is in for the surprise of her life. She learns things about her soon to be mother in law that concerns her. Jeff and Audrey must find other ways to entertain themselves when the satellite goes out and they have nothing to watch on TV.

Episode 10 - Time Share
Jennifer and Adam decide to go on a trip with Jeff and Audrey but may have wished they had stayed home when they find out the reason they took the trip.

Episode 11 - Jen at Work
Adam wants Russell to agree to hire Jen to design an ad campaign for one of their clients. He will not listen to Russell and Jeff when they tell him that this is not a good idea. When Audrey shares the fertility issues with Jen, she gives them a gift to help bring them luck.

Episode 12 - Optimal Male
Jeff becomes obsessed to lose a few pounds so he can qualify for a better rate on his life insurance. Adam happens to see an ex-girlfriend, Jennifer becomes very jealous.

Episode 13 - Russell's Father's Son
Russell's father, who is also is his boss, comes for a visit and appears to like Adam more than Russell. He asks Adam to appear in a promotional video as his son, Russell. When Jen and Adam bust the sink in the bathroom, Audrey offers them the use of her bathroom. Audrey becomes frustrated with Jen and Adam's messiness and Jeff tries t Audrey to talk to them about it.

Episode 14 - Buyer's Remorse
Adam and Jennifer become aware of an apartment in the building that they can buy. Jeff and Audrey agree to support them to the board, only they both have run ins with a board member. Jeff has found it increasingly difficult not to purchase items from the children of his co-workers. Kerry, one of Russell's one nighters begins working at their favorite diner.

Episode 15 - Pimp My Bride
Russell tries another approach to get the girl. Will using his apartment for a photo shoot seal the deal? Also Adam and Jennifer have a wedding date picked.


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Season 3 Episode Guide

Episode 1 - Russell's Secret
Russell is a big fan of musicals Can Audrey get free tickets by keeping the secret? Adam and Jennifer learn how to dance before the wedding.

Episode 2 - Voluntary Commitment
Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.

Episode 3 - Jeff's New Friend
Jeff learns a secret about his friend he just met and Russell could be dating a soon to be family member.

Episode 4 - Dad's Visit
Jeff's dad drops by hoping to be treated like a king by Audrey. His visit hits a snag due an accident. Russell can't get his date to leave.

Episode 5 - Lyin' King
Jeff and Audrey don't want to go to Jennifer and Adam's party because the party they are going to has a special guest. Timmy has to keep an eye on Russell.

Episode 6 - Poaching Timmy
As Timmy grows tired of Russell's orders, Audrey hopes to steal Timmy from Russell, Jeff tries to create how the Giants won a game and Adam tries to convince Jennifer to go camping with him.

Episode 7 - Old Timer's Day
After Jeff falls asleep while watching a movie with Audrey, he tries to convince her that he is still young. This backfires when he injures himself while playing baseball. Jennifer and Adam must find a way to deal with her going off the pill.

Episode 8 - Twice
Audrey accidently implies to her boss that she is pregnant and then decides she likes the special treatment. She then tries to get Jeff on board to help her really become pregnant. When Jennifer's Amish friend visits, Russell takes him out on the town for his Rumspringa.

Episode 9 - The Challenge
Is it easier to have a woman Single, Married, or Engaged? Russell tests Jeff and Adam to find out.

Episode 10 - Family Style
When other people eat from Jeff's plate, he gets irritated and ends up causing a fight with another couple. Russell sends Timmy to therapy in his place.

Episode 11 - May Divorce Be With You
Audrey invites a friend, whose marriage is falling a part, to stay with them for a few days. Russell meets a woman from New Jersey thinking that it will be easier "to love and leave her"; only her over protective family has different thoughts.

Episode 12 - House Money
Jeff and Audrey have a night out and try to get out of paying $1500. Adam gets upset when Jennifer lists Audrey has her emergency contact after not trusting Adam to be able to keep up with a cell phone.

Episode 13 - Sex Toy Story
After Audrey goes to Jennifer's toy party, Jeff tries to spice up their life in the bedroom thinking she is bored. Russell pretends to be married in order to have sex with a beautiful young woman.


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Season 4 Episode Guide

Episode 1 - Flirting
Jeff listens to Russell about a co-worker and finds himself in trouble. Timmy is sent to get Russell's phone from the apartment of his most recent conquest.

Episode 2 - Snoozin for a Bruisin'
When Jeff and Audrey change sides of the bed, Audrey ends up in the hospital. Russell has Timmy standing in line for a new phone and Timmy shares his stories. Adam and Jen have problems with the neighbor upstairs.

Episode 3 - Atlantic City
Jeff plans on going to Atlantic City for a bachelor party, only does not change those plans when the party is canceled. Audrey is keeping a secret of her own from Jeff.

Episode 4 - Ghost Story
When Audrey sees her grandmother's ghost, Jeff tells her that he does not believe her. Russell is upset that Timmy is getting married and even more so because it is an arranged marriage.

Episode 5 - The Four Pillars
Jeff goes to a therapist at Audrey's insistence and Russell falls in love with Timmy's bride to be.

Episode 6 - 3rd Wheel
Audrey lies to her friend Liz telling her that she is on the short list of women Jeff would sleep with if Audrey were not in his life. Russell and Timmy discuss volunteering for a local organization and Jen is dieting.

Episode 7 - Indian Giver
Audrey is shocked to find Jeff liking her favorite reality show until she finds out the reason. Russell is happy that Timmy may have cold feet about getting married.

Episode 8 - Free Free Time
When Audrey's plans fall through, Jeff finds her new plans so he can get some alone time. Only the new plans interfere with his alone time and he goes to drastic measures to find another place to be alone. Russell finds out that Timmy is harboring some ill feelings toward him.

Episode 9 - The Score
Jeff really can't stand not knowing the score of the NY Rangers game and has to try hard to get the game off his mind while at a party for Audrey's boss, Russell is mad at Timmy because he doesn't root for the home team.

Episode 10 - The Surrogate
Audrey is over bearing with a potential surrogate mother for her and Jeff. Russell finds Jennifer and Adam's wedding web site and teases them about it.

Episode 11 - The Reunion
Audrey & Jeff head to Nebraska for Audrey's twentieth reunion and Audrey is on a mission to show everyone her great life. Timmy invites Russell to his dinner party and Russell spoils everyone's good time.

Episode 12 - Harassment
Audrey's work life is disrupted by a new employee, who files a sexual harassment suit against her. Timmy challenges Jeff to a game of cricket.

Episode 13 - They Do?
Adam and Jennifer plan a secret wedding which is complicated by unplanned events. Adam tells Russell and Timmy he is staging an intervention for Jeff in an attempt to keep the ceremony a secret.


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Season 5 Episode Guide

Episode 1 - Surro-gate (Sep/20/2010)
Jeff witnesses a disturbing scene with Pam, their new surrogate, and enlists the help of Adam, Jen and Timmy to prevent a disastrous situation.

Episode 2 - The Bank (Sep/27/2010)
Jeff tells Adam his secret for keeping track of Audrey's mistakes and how he uses that list to keep Audrey from getting too upset with him when he makes his own mistakes. Russell uses Timmy's computer to send a dirty e-mail to a girl in the office that Timmy likes, thinking he's helping out.

Episode 3 - Rug-Of-War (Oct/04/2010)
Jeff and Audrey have Timmy help them shop for a new rug and go to an international adoption fair. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer—who've been given their old rug—try to get past the fact that Jeff and Audrey have had sex on it, and Russell tries to cope with Timmy's absence from the office.

Episode 4 - Handy Man (Oct/11/2010)
Audrey tries to spice up her sex life with Jeff when she discovers he is taking matters into his own hands. Russell invites Timmy on a trip to Miami without telling Timmy he has difficulties flying.

Episode 5 - Play Ball (Oct/18/2010)
Audrey is unhappy at her job and wants to quit. Allison wants Timmy to take things slow in the relationship.

Episode 6 - Baked (Oct/25/2010)
Audrey hopes to start her own cookie business after having recently left her previous job, Timmy tries to fit in with the guys.

Episode 7 - Mannequin Head Ball (Nov/01/2010)
Jeff asks Adam to help him clean the building that was to be used for Audrey's cookie selling job; Jeff & Adam make up a game to reduce stress. Timmy & Russell take their dates to an art museum.

Episode 8 - Les-Bro (Nov/08/2010)
Jeff and Audrey finally feel they have found the right surrogate. Russell's mom, Bunny pays a visit.

Episode 9 - The Big Picture (Nov/15/2010)
Russell is forced to move into Timmy's apartment after his mother cuts him off. Jeff gets help from Audrey in order to get a raise at work.

Episode 10 - Fun Run (Nov/22/2010)
Jeff has trouble asking people in his office to donate to the 10K charity run Audrey will be in after he's told them he's done with their endless appeals for contributions. A girl seems to be using all the blow-off tactics on Russell that he typically uses on girls himself.

Episode 11 - Refusing to Budget (Dec/06/2010)
Timmy teaches Russell how to budget after all his utilities are turned off. Audrey agrees to mentor a girl looking to break into publishing, despite no longer working at a magazine. Jeff offers Adam advice on how to get Jennifer to stop cracking her knuckles.

Episode 12 - Litte Bummer Boy (Dec/13/2010)
Russell turns Adam's romantic coupon book to Jennifer around on him and tries to demean Timmy by making him wear an elf costume. Audrey uses Jeff's office Christmas party to try to prove she's the 'funny one' of the couple.

Episode 13 - The Home Stretch (Jan/03/2011)
Jeff loves Audrey's sensual behavior following Pilates sessions, but worries when he meets her instructor. Jennifer learns Adam's "football days" were actually spent cheerleading. Russell and Timmy spar over a waitress at the diner.

Episode 14 - Uh Oh It's Magic (Jan/17/2011)
Russell and is busy looking for his date at a magic show, Audrey tells Brenda's girlfriend a secret.

Episode 15: Singing and Dancing (Feb/07/2011)
Timmy wants to join a sinning group but may have a hard time keeping the secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have a new rude neighbor.

Episode 16: Jeff Day (Feb/24/2011)
Jeff's day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by. Adam's eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.

Episode 17: Zygote (Mar/03/2011)
Jeff, Audrey and Brenda find a zygote after seeing a fertility specialist. Russell and Timmy double date.

Episode 18: Anniversary Chicken (Mar/10/2011)
After Jeff stuns Audrey by remembering their wedding date the surprise is on Jeff. Timmy helps Russell on a date.

Episode 19: The Set Up (Mar/31/2011)
Russell finds Timmy has a sister and wants to date her. Audrey and Jeff play match maker for their neighbour Liz.

Episode 20: Beating The System (Apr/07/2011)
Jeff and Audrey are in for a big change when Brenda finds out she is pregnant. Timmy is Adam and Jennifer's wedding planner.

Episode 21: The Jeff Photo (Apr/28/2011)
An old photo at an art gallery causes Jeff to consider making changes in his life. Russell can't seem to get out of his dating slump that is until someone familiar revives it.

Episode 22: Double Down (May/05/2011)
Jeff and Audrey get a surprise that their family may soon double in size. Russell in his latest scheme to date a girl decides to throw a party Ford Timmy who recently became a citizen, now the question is will the party have the desired effect for Russell?

Episode 23: The Power Couple (May/12/2011)
Russell gets Timmy and to see if he can figure out why to Liz is attracted to the other man and not Russell. Jeff doesn't like the idea that Audrey is making almost the same amount of money as he does

Episode 24: The Last of the Red Hat Lovers (May/19/2011)
Russell gets a surprise while on a cruise; Timmy may not be of any help to Jennifer and Adam who are having a fight.


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Season 6 Episode Guide

Episode 1: Dirty Talk (Oct/20/2011)
Russell will have to try to figure out how to tell liz he wants adivorce Liz has other ideas, in order to get his appetite for sex fulfilled Jeff goes in length to get Audrey interested.

Episode 2: Bros Before Nodes (Oct/27/2011)
Russell hopes he won't have to worry about his father's approval after meeting Liz. Jeff ignores Audrey's feelings because he is hoping the guy's weekend will not get cancelled. Adam has new friend to drive crazy.

Episode 3: Audrey Is Dumb (Nov/03/2011)
Audrey is facing throat surgery which will give Jeff a little peace and quiet for a while. Timmy learns in an odd way how he will get a raise.

Episode 4: Nature Calls (Nov/10/2011)
Russell gets some renewed hope in possibly saving his marriage to Liz.Everybody decides to take a trip to get invigorated again and see fall foliage but soon regret deciding to take the trip.

Episode 5: Shy Dial (Nov/17/2011)
Jeff has found a way to talk to his wife without having to physically talking to his wife through an app on his phone by telling her what ever he wants by having his voicemail go straight to her voicemail. Adam has a salesman come to his defense after his friends pick on him for some bad choice in picking his clothes.

Episode 6: Cheating (Dec/08/2011)
Jeff tries to cheat on his new diet after being diagnosed with high cholesterol he enlists Brenda's help in making sure Audrey doesn't find out. Russell may have a lot of trouble trying to keep up with his college intern recently hired to work at the office on the local party circuit.

Episode 7: The Chair (Dec/15/2011)
A battle of will ensues when Audrey won't admit she hates an armchair that Jeff pretends he loves.

Episode 8: Scavenger Hunt (Mar/29/2012)
Jeff has a unique way of showing Audrey that he is putting some effort into improving their relationship by sending his wife on a scavenger hunt that may not have the results that Jeff intended the hunt to have. Adam may have a difficult time convincing Russell that Jennifer has a sex tape.

Episode 9: A Big Bust (Apr/05/2012)
Audrey believes her maid needs an operation to correct the limp she has to be able to walk better, thinking she is doing the right thing Audrey asks her neighbors to contribute to the cause not having any idea what the money is really intended for.

Episode 10: After The Lovin (Apr/12/2012)
Audrey hopes to use sex as a way of getting what she wants easier; Timmy and Russell try to launch a new soup spoon on the market through a commercial.

Episode 11: Missed Connections (Apr/19/2012)
Timmy tries to track down a woman he connected with on the subway. When acquaintances blow off a get-together, Audrey and Jeff blame each other.

Episode 12: The Five Things (Apr/26/2012)
Jeff has difficulty coming up with five nice things to say about Audrey. Russell tells Timmy to sing a song for the woman he's fallen in love with in hopes of getting to go out on a date. Jennifer and Adam are shot when they don't get their own bank statements in the mail but instead they receive Jeff and Audrey's bank statement for some reason.

Episode 13: Meat Wars (May/03/2012)
Adam feels left out because Jeff wants to be by himself. Audrey and Jen go to a Bon Jovi concert.

Episode 14: Goodbye Dolly (May/10/2012)
Audrey tries to prepare for motherhood by continuing to repair a doll that she keeps damaging. Meanwhile, Jeff questions Brenda's dating choices.

Episode 15: Audrey's Shower (May/17/2012)
Jen volunteers to throw Audrey a baby shower, but puts the wrong date on the invitation. Meanwhile, Jeff takes a liking to Audrey's maternity clothes, and Russell accomplishes great things when he decides to give up women.



Season 7 Episode Guide

Episode 1: Liz Moves In (Feb/04/2013)
Liz temporarily moves in with Jeff and Audrey, and quickly irritates Audrey when she takes Jeff's side on everything. Meanwhile, Adam and Timmy team up to beat the rest of the company at ping pong.

Episode 2: Taking Names (Feb/11/2013)
Jeff and Audrey ask Russell to provide a list of the names of women he has slept with so they can avoid using that name for their baby. Meanwhile, Adam humiliates himself after he spends a lot of money on a new bicycle and gear.

Episode 3: Cats & Dogs (Feb/18/2013)
When Liz decides to have a baby, she turns to Russell as the last resort. Meanwhile, Jeff's advice to Timmy to act like an alpha dog to attract a co-worker back fires.

Episode 4: Cupcake (Feb/25/2013)
Jeff makes an effort to change his unhealthy eating habits after he accidentally eats Jen and Adam’s “special” cupcake and lands in the hospital. Meanwhile, Russell forces Timmy to be his wingman when his date brings her mother on their night out.

Episode 5: Fountain Of Youth (Mar/04/2013)
After meeting up with college friends who are no longer into partying, Jeff and Audrey set out to prove that even with a baby on the way, they can still have fun. Meanwhile, Timmy tricks Russell into accompanying him to a nursing home.

Episode 6: Baby Talk (Mar/11/2013)
When Audrey bonds with their unborn baby, a paranoid Jeff believes she is trying to form an alliance against him. Meanwhile, Russell plagiarizes a real estate article that Timmy wrote.

Episode 7: Role Play (Mar/18/2013)
After forgetting to make a reservation at a popular restaurant he promised to take Audrey to, Jeff hatches a plan to get in anyway. Meanwhile, Liz and Russell attend a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting.

Episode 8: Catering (Mar/25/2013)
After Brenda enlists Jeff and Audrey's help catering a Columbia University event, Audrey tries to impress the attendees, only to discover they are more impressed with Jeff's bartending skills. Meanwhile, Russell is angry when Timmy excludes him from dinner with his parents.

Episode 9: Cooking Class (Apr/15/2013)
Jeff and Audrey join Adam and Jen's healthy cooking class, but it turns into a competition after Jen insults Audrey's cooking. Meanwhile, Timmy is freaked out by his resemblance to Russell's new girlfriend, Radha.

Episode 10: Unpleasant Surprises (Apr/22/2013)
When Jen discovers that the guys are not planning a surprise bachelor party for Adam as he expects, she forces them to do one for him. Meanwhile, Jen paints a mural for Audrey and Jeff’s nursery that turns out to be rather graphic.

Episode 11: Timmy Quits (Apr/29/2013)
Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that Heidi, a college friend, never had feelings for him; his plan goes awry, however, when she hits on him during a visit. Meanwhile, Timmy quits when he discovers Russell has embedded a pet tracking device in him.

Episode 12: A Wee Problem (May/06/2013)
Jeff is determined to make Brenda laugh when he discovers that she has a “wee” problem due to her pregnancy. Meanwhile, Timmy is surprised by the professionalism of his new boss while Russell is frustrated with his new assistant.

Episode 13: 100th (May/20/2013)
Brenda goes into labor on Jennifer and Adam's wedding day. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy make an attempt at reconciliation and Audrey surprises Jeff.

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