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Green Wing Aired From September 03, 2004 - May 19, 2006 On Channel 4

About the Show:
AFTA award-winning comedy series Green Wing follows new surgical registrar Dr Caroline Todd through her first day at work and beyond, starting out as she means to go on - dishevelled and under-deodorised having spent the night in her car.

Along the way she meets an assortment of bizarre and demented characters including Guy Secretan, the smooth talking part-Swiss anaesthetist and all-round misogynist; Dr. Alan Statham, one of the kinkiest doctors on the ward, a stammering eccentric radiologist who has powerful sexual feelings for Joanna Clore, the moody age-obsessed HR Director.

Then there's the high flying but effortlessly cool, Dr. 'Mac' Macartney, whom Caroline may or may not have a big-time crush on; the sociopathic staff relations counsellor Sue White; hapless junior doctor Martin Dear and the irritatingly perfect Dr. Angela Hunter.

Cast:

Actor’s name	Character’s name
Julian Rhind-Tutt	Dr. 'Mac' Macartney
Karl Theobald	Dr Martin Dear
Katie Lyons	Naughty Rachel
Lucinda Raikes	Tamsin Greig
Mark Heap	Dr. Alan Statham
Michelle Gomez	Sue White
Oliver Chris	Boyce
Olivia Colman	Harriet Schulenberg
Paterson Joseph	Lyndon Jones
Pippa Haywood	Joanna Clore
Sally Bretton	Kim Alabaster
Sarah Alexander	Dr. Angela Hunter
Stephen Mangan	Dr. Guillaume 'Guy' Valerie Secretan
Tamsin Greig	Dr. Caroline Todd

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Episode 1: Caroline's First Day (Sep/03/2004)
New surgical registrar Dr Caroline Todd arrives for her first day at work, uncoiffed and under-deodorised, having spent the night in her car. Her debut continues to be hygienically and professionally challenging as she meets her new colleagues.

But who are the good guys and who are the bad guys, and what sort of Guy is Guy Secretan, the smooth talking anaesthetist? Duped into staying the night at his flat, she concludes her mismanaged day by blocking his toilet with a 'monster that won't go down'.

Episode 2: Rumours (Sep/10/2004)
Caroline spends the day quashing gossip about her innocent night at Guy's flat. Guy spends the day unquashing it. If only Caroline had something to hold over Guy, but what are the chances of him blurting out some dark secret?

Elsewhere, Dr Statham enjoys the swirl of his white coat, and Martin devotes valuable revision time to pursuing a yoghurt thief, and a woman - any woman...

Episode 3: Lodgers (Sep/17/2004)
Joanna is worried about her age. Who wouldn't be at her age? Her dangerous liaison with Alan Statham is now in danger of becoming tedious. She demands spontaneity. Statham agrees to give it some thought.

Elsewhere, Mac discovers his 'not-ready-to-have-kids-yet' ex-girlfriend is now pregnant. He takes a relatively philosophical view of this; apart from a minor stabbing incident.

Episode 4: Joanna's Birthday (Sep/24/2004)
Joanna's birthday - what does a man get the woman he worships for her birthday? Would it be a locket filled with his love juice? Joanna tries to play down the passing of another year, but is delighted to receive a gift she thinks comes from gorgeous IT guru Lyndon Jones. It is, of course, from less-than-gorgeous moustachioed radiology guru Alan Statham.

A major incident rocks the hospital when Caroline's arse is given a four and Angela's an eight - Guy has thoughtfully compiled a fanciability league table of women in the hospital. When confronted with this childish sexism, it's time for Guy to reveal his true sensitivity. He blames it all on Mac.

Episode 5: Housewarming Party (Oct/01/2004)
Martin doesn't have anything to wear to Caroline's housewarming party. He needs a calming influence, a voice of reason, someone with a keen eye for fashion. Unfortunately, it's Sue White who offers to take him shopping.

Will people do things at the party that they'll regret? Almost certainly, especially Caroline who drinks too much of Guy's ethanol punch and ends up snogging the delectable Dr Secretan in the hallway.

Elsewhere, Joanna has rashly demanded more mystery from her allegedly secret lover, so Statham overcomes a mild wool allergy to don a balaclava and kidnap her at finger-point.

Episode 6: Tests (Oct/08/2004)
It's a testing time all round as both Joanna and Harriet visit the path lab convinced they are pregnant, Martin sits his exams for the hundredth time, Mac surreptitiously attends an interview for a promotion, and Caroline is gradually made aware of the extent of her party misdemeanours.

Statham is dealt a massive double blow as his extravagant plans for imminent fatherhood are dashed, and he is considered surplus to romantic requirements by the ever-gracious Joanna. His hitherto ordered and sophisticated mind begins to fall to pieces. So much so that, for the first time in his life, he steals a milk float.

Episode 7: Tangled Webs (Oct/15/2004)
Caroline is broody, but she's confused. Is Guy the good guy or the bad guy? Is Mac the good Mac or the bad Mac?

Elsewhere, Martin gets his exam results. A fight ensues, and Guy resorts to mafia-style tactics by hiring a hitman to pull the plug on Mac's good looks. And Statham finds comfort in God... or is it in the attractive chaplain, Cordelia?

Episode 8: Slave Auction (Oct/22/2004)
The path of true love runs rough at East Hampton Hospital. Martin loves Caroline. Caroline loves Mac. So does Sue White. Statham loves Jesus, or is it the chaplain? Joanna loves Lyndon. Guy loves Guy but pretends to love Caroline.

Elsewhere, Lyndon votes Harriet's the best arse in admin, as his personal preference is for big pants and hers were the biggest. Guy demonstrates his way with the common man with Terry; the hospital cleaner. The charity slave auction sorts them all out when Boyce buys Alan for 30p.

Episode 9: Emergency (Oct/29/2004)
It's Mac's last day and emotions are running high. Joanna is desperately trying to lure Alan away from the baby Jesus, Sue offers to kill Mac's boss to keep him at the hospital, and Caroline resorts to extreme methods to lure Mac away from Emily and into her bed.

This convoluted whirl of emotions take an oedipal turn as Boyce projects a 30ft homoerotic image of Alan onto the hospital, and Martin discovers Guy is his secret brother - only to then witness Dr Secretan try to bed Joanna in a final, winner-takes-all bet with Mac that goes horribly wrong.

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Episode 1: (Mar/31/2006)
Who would have thought a trip to the seaside in a stolen ambulance would have led to this? Caroline has to come to terms with the devastating consequences of Guy's incest-fuelled joyride, while Joanna has to come to terms with the fact that she accidentally slept with her son..

Episode 2: (Apr/07/2006)
Guy has to live without a driving licence and Statham has to live without sex - will either of them survive? And just when Caroline thought she'd climbed all the ladders, she slips down the longest snake on the board, and she's back to Square One.

Episode 3: (Apr/14/2006)
A documentary crew are in the hospital, so everyone just has to act normally. Well, there's a first time for everything. Sue makes life hell for Joanna and Guy, while penniless Martin tries his hand at being a sperm donor.

Episode 4: (Apr/21/2006)
Attractive single white Guy seeks accommodation, and a new member of staff upsets the apple cart (or whatever they use to transport patients these days).

Episode 5: (Apr/28/2006)
Dr Statham enters politics - at least the manifesto will be grammatically correct. And Mac's past catches up with him - luckily not literally, or he might meet his former self, which sci-fi authors assure us can be catastrophic. Other catastrophic things include Martin becoming a pimp.

Episode 6: (May/05/2006)
Statham is unusually cheerful, but it will probably end in tears. Mac finds it hard to adjust to his new role, Martin hires a private detective and Caroline has a hot date. Guy is green with envy, Joanna's cousin is green with makeup - one leads to bloodshed, the other to death.

Episode 7: (May/12/2006)
Caroline has to be cruel to be kind, while Joanna and Statham struggle to conceal the incident with the stuffed heron. Sue turns private dick and Martin comes into some money.

Episode 8: (May/19/2006)
Paranoia reaches breaking point for Joanna and Statham, and they're forced to take drastic action. Mac, Guy and Martin make an offer to Caroline that she can't refuse. Only she does. Or does she?

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