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Take New York City, Add Every Horrifying Beast

Ugly Americans Premiered On March 17, 2010

About Ugly Americans
The animated series follows Mark Lilly, a social worker at the Department of Immigration, as he helps new citizens both human and "other" adapt to hectic life in the Big Apple. There are easier tasks than weaning vampires from blood, socializing land-whales and housebreaking werewolves, but Mark is up to the challenge. Between his stressful job, a zombie roommate and a demon girlfriend, Mark's lucky if he can sneak in a few minutes of sleep. But who can sleep when there's a drop-dead gorgeous mermaid sitting at the bar?

Cast:

Real Name	Character Name
Matt Oberg	Mark Lilly
Natasha Leggero	Callie Maggotbone
Kurt Metzger	Randall Skeffington
Larry Murphy	Lt. Grimes
Randy Pearlstein	Leonard Powers
Michael-Leon Wooley	Twayne

Source: IMDB

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Episode 1: Pilot
Despite the drastic downsizing in his department, Mark struggles to help new non-human citizens get settled before Grimes deports them. Mark tries to deal with his occasional girlfriend Callie, his boss who frightens him at times, and his zombie roommate Randall.

Episode 2: An American Werewolf in America
While Mark deals with a werewolf and his victim, Randall finds himself overwhelmed by an all-consuming need to eat his roommate's flesh, and Leonard has to deal with his more popular, successful magician brother, Christ Angel.

Episode 3: Demon Baby
Mark had to temporarily look after a demon baby left in his care. Seeing this, Callie starts to openly want to have a baby of her own.

Episode 4: Blob Gets a Job
Mark outs Randall as a zombie, while Leonard tries to identify the exact nature of a new client.

Episode 5: Treegasm
Mark tries to deal with a mated pair of tree-creatures who will be doing their ten-year mating ritual in Central Park. Meanwhile, Randall loses his penis, and Callie must have lots of human sex or she'll shed her skin... and Mark is the only man around.

Episode 6: So, You Want to be a Vampire
When a young woman wants to become a vampire, Mark finds himself providing advice while spying on her undead boyfriend because Frank Grimes is blackmailing him. Meanwhile, the city is stricken by a plague of Larry King clones, and Callie is angry that Mark forget a critical anniversary.

Episode 7: Kong of Queens
While Mark finds himself providing job advice to a giant ape looking to get work in New York City, Callie attends a Demon Convention with Twayne and finds herself having to deal with his lewd advances.

Episode 8: Better Off Undead
Randall believes he isn't a true zombie as all he does is stalk his old love, Krystal, so he joins a zombie cult. Mark deals with a clingy and very sensitive roommate. In order to help Randall get over his Krystal obsession, Leonard changes Mark into Krystal. Mark then begins suffering a curse that is making him age to death, and intercourse with Grimes may be the only way out.

Episode 9: Kill, Mark... Kill!
Mark runs into a series of problems when he volunteers to assist Leonard with issues regarding his wand; Twayne believes he has met his soulmate and both wish to re-assassinate the zombie Abraham Lincoln.

Episode 10: Sympathy for the Devil
Twayne is forced to endure a series of difficult consequences when he decides to make a horrendous agreement regarding a local politician's soul.

Episode 11: Hell for the Holidays
Mark and Randall agree to accompany Callie on a Halloween trip to hell, where they spend time with her family, who plot against Mark and Randall.

Episode 12: Trolling for Terror
After Randall joins the cast of a sleazy reality show, the program’s unbalanced producer becomes obsessed with Mark.

Episode 13: Soul Sucker
Mark gets in over his head when he agrees to be Callie's partner in an ancient demonic ritual; Randall babysits a confused robot.

Episode 14: The Manbirds
Mark decides to take in a baby Man-Bird that was separated from its family, while Grimes struggles to settle a blood-feud with their champion.

Source: Wikipedia

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Episode 1: Wet Hot Demonic Summer
Twayne and Callie must infiltrate a secret Wizard compound where Leonard is training his apprentice. But their complicated strategy involves building a summer camp on a moment's notice, with Mark Lilly as their head counselor.  

Episode 2: Callie and Her Sister
After Callie repeatedly refuses to go through with her arranged marriage to Twayne, her parents temporarily get back together and have a second daughter to take her spot. After Mark and Callie move in together, they are forced to act as substitute parents for Callie's younger, hotter sister, who has evil plans regarding Mark

Episode 3: Ride Me to Hell
The end of his favorite TV series, "Dishonorable Discharge" sends Grimes off the deep end. Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show, uncovering a deep seated memory along the way.

Episode 4: G. I. Twayne
Twayne is drafted into the Army of Satan. When Mark is forced to join him, he discovers a plan to end humanity. Special guest star: Rob Riggle as the drill sergeant.

Episode 5: The Ring of Powers
Mark accidentally puts on an engagement ring belonging to Leonard. Special guest star: Todd Barry as a dragon.

Episode 6: Attack of Mark's Clone
Callie creates clones of Mark to win a bowling tournament. But Mark's Clone finds a message in Callie's diary, and decides to get revenge by framing her for murder.

Episode 7: Wail Street
Randall puts Mark's soul up for sale, Grimes pursues his dream of creating a pop music act with a teen sensation.

Episode 8: Little Ship of Horrors
Twayne throws a company party aboard a cruise ship; Randall gets sick from dangerous pollen.

Episode 9: Lilly and the Beast
Callie reveals to Mark that she's been sleeping with other guys. A girlfriend from Marks past returns, with a dark secret.

Episode 10: Mummy Dearest
Randall feels neglected; Grimes mummy returns. Special guest star: Christine Baranski as Grimes' mummy.

Episode 11: Journey to the Center of Twayne
An ant-sized arsonist named Jerry flees Mark's custody, escaping up Twayne's nostril. A miniaturized Leonard, Grimes and Mark must track Jerry through Twayne's body to bring him to justice.

Episode 12: Any Given Workday
With the big company intramural football game around the corner, everyone starts getting nervous about the lineup -- Mark is a wonderful team player, but a terrible actual player. When Randall demonstrates the power of his recently replaced arm, he is given a job at the D.O.I. as the team's ringer.

Episode 13: The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper  
In honor of Twayne's 10-year anniversary of running the D.O.I., Callie and the crew throw him a Roast. But when Mark's attempt at edgy humor goes too far, Twayne quits, leaving Mark in charge. Before his first day as boss is up, Mark makes a management mistake so catastrophic that it almost destroys New York City.

Episode 14: Mark Loves Dick
Mark becomes conflicted about his relationship with Callie after she gets a promotion by turning herself into a man. He does his best to be understanding, but their love is soon put to the test when they are asked to embark on a dangerous mission to the fabled underwater city of Atlantis.

Episode 15: The Stalking Dead
When the country's biggest pop star (``Lady Hoo-Ha) turns into a zombie, millions of her devoted fans follow suit; Mark befriends one of the new zombies and Randall is forced to deal with his jealousy issues.

Episode 16 : The Dork Knight
After being bitten by a rabid Bat-Boy, Mark becomes a masked crimefighter; Mark wages war against New York's criminals and their catlike leader with the help of his loyal sidekick, Koala Man.

Episode 17: Fools for Love
Mark chooses April Fool's Day to ask Callie to take their relationship to the next level, but his romantic gesture is threatened when Callie's vengeful ex-boyfriend returns to win her back; Leonard tries to redeem a winning lottery ticket.

Source: Wikipedia
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