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Reno 911! Aired From July 23, 2003 - July 08, 2009 On Comedy Central.

The Plot:
From the folks that brought you "The State" and "Viva Variety!" are back for some law-enforcement mayhem. Meet the men and women of the Washoe County Sheriff's Department, led by Lt. Jim Dangle (Tom Lennon) -- a straight-and-narrow cop who might not be all that "straight" after all. Deputies include a former topless showgirl and a 5-foot-4 veritable crime-fightin' machine. On tonight's premiere episode, Lt. Dangle declares Reno a zero-tolerance town. Unfortunately, the entire population has heard the news and is obeying every rule.

The Cast:

Cedric Yarbrough	Deputy S. Jones
Robert Ben Garant	Deputy Travis Junior
Thomas Lennon	Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Kerri Kenney	Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Niecy Nash	Deputy Raineesha Williams
Carlos Alazraqui	Deputy James Garcia
Wendi McLendon-Covey	Deputy Clementine Johnson
Mary Birdsong	Deputy Cherisha Kimball

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Episode 1 – Pilot
Facing a shortage of criminal suspects, Lt. Dangle declares a zero-tolerance policy, only to find himself becoming the first criminal when he rear-ends a civilian's car. Fortunately, he discovers evidence of a crime in the car's trunk.

Episode 2 – Fireworks
Jones and Garcia talk to a man about illegal fireworks and Wiegel goes undercover as a prostitute.

Episode 3 – Execution Tickets
The department receives two tickets to an execution in Carson City, and there's only one way to decide to gets them; a scavenger hunt!

Episode 4 – Clementine's Pregnant
A drug test at the department reveals that Clemmie is pregnant. So she looks for a potential father for her unborn child.

Episode 5 – Jones Gets Suspended
Jones is suspended for punching Garcia after he makes a racist joke, and is forced to work crossing-guard duty.

Episode 6 – Help From the FBI
When the FBI comes to town to investigate a homicide, the Reno Sheriff's department tries to put their best foot forward.

Episode 7 – Wiegel Suicide Watch
Is suicide a cry for help or more of a cry of, "Look at me!". Officer Wiegel realizes the benefits of attempting to kill onerself.

Episode 8 – Clementine Gets Married
Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from her scummy boyfriend, Steed. Will love conquer justice? Probably.

Episode 9 – Garcia's Anniversary
It's Garcia's 15 year anniversary on the force, and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style.

Episode 10 – Burning Man Festival
The department receives $1,200 to get people off the streets, so Garcia decides to help out a hooker. But some people are beyond saving. Dangle, Junior and Jones go undercover to the Burning Man Festival for a drug bust.

Episode 11 – Dangle's Moving Day
Lieutenant Dangle needs help moving, but Jones is the only sucker that shows up.

Episode 12 – Terrorist Training (1)
Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. The team becomes neurotic in their approach to crime when they think of everything as a training exercise. Meanwhile, Wiegel swoons over Dwayne, and every man in the department swoons over his fellow homeland security officer.

Episode 13 – Terrorist Training (2)
Homeland Security is a serious matter requiring rigorous testing. And egregious cheating, thanks to Deputy Travis Junior.

Episode 14 – Halloween
Wiegel steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks.
Jones dies, and the cast watches his tape that he made just in case he did die. The tape after revealing things about everyone tells them how Jones would want them all to drink ten shots for him.
Clementine Johnson goes to a vandalism call and finds Gothic teenagers. She talks to them and tells them how there is no Satan.

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Episode 1 – Dangle's Promotion
Dangle tells everyone that he is leaving because he got a promotion and they will go to dinner to celebrate. But Jones got tickets on the same night to the sold out game.

Episode 2 – Wiegel's New Boyfriend
The other deputies think Wiegel's new boyfriend might be the Truckee River Killer.

Episode 3 – British Law
A British inspector visits the Reno department to learn new methods and share some of his own with Garcia.

Episode 4 – Dangle's Ex Visits
Dangle's ex-wife visits just as the deputies are trying to get rid of the Ten Commandments monument on their front lawn.

Episode 5 – Religion in Reno
A former petty criminal-turned-televangelist broadcasts his "Half Hour of Power" from the Reno jail.

Episode 6 – Firefighters Are Jerks
The Annual Policemen's Ball is threatened when the local firemen schedule their Pancake Dinner the same night.

Episode 7 – Not Without My Mustache
As the deputies struggle to save their moustaches from a county-ordered shave, Jones worries about a psychic's prediction.

Episode 8 – Security for Kenny Rogers
Garcia and Weigel take over security for a Kenny Rogers book signing in a Reno mall.

Episode 9 – More FBI Help
When the Lt. Governor's brother goes missing, a criminal profiler is called in to help with the investigation.

Episode 10 – Raineesha X
Williams discovers the Nation of Islam and sets about changing her ways, as well as the ways of several other Deputies.

Episode 11 – Clementine and Garcia Are Dating
After getting it on with nearly every other man in Reno, Johnson finally hooks up with Garcia.

Episode 12 – Jones and Garcia's Drug Stake-Out
Jones and Garcia go undercover as hippies on a stakeout.

Episode 13 – President Bush's Motorcade
The Deputies in Reno are assigned traffic control for a presidential whistle-stop visit.

Episode 14 – Junior Gets Married (1)
Junior's life is turned upside down by an accidental marriage; Jones and Garcia chase a Milkshake Man.

Episode 15 – Department Investigation: Part 1 (2)
Jones and Garcia are accused of Milkshake Man's death , which makes The District Attorney investigates the sheriff's department.

Episode 16 – Department Investigation: Part 2 (3)
The District Attorney concludes his investigation.

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Episode 1 – Released from Prison
The third season opener reveals how the squad is dealing with the harsh prison conditions. Dangle has taken up German, while Clementine cries. Trudy has been having awful nightmares and Junior has been dealing in illegal contraband from his cell.

Episode 2 – Revenge of Mike Powers
The deputies enjoy their new lives in the private sector, but a specter from their past continues to haunt them. And call them.

Episode 3 – Cop School
Back on the beat, the Reno Sheriff's Department adds a new member to the force.

Episode 4 – SARS Outbreak  
While some deputies are quarantined because they may have S.A.R.S., the others hang out with the host of a popular Reno children's show.

Episode 5 – Fastest Criminal in Reno
The deputies try to catch the fastest criminal in the southwestern United States: Fast Eddie McLintock!

Episode 6 – The Prefect of Wanganui
The deputies escort a visiting dignitary from Reno's sister city of Wanganui around town.

Episode 7 –  ...And the Installation Is Free
Jones shows up late for work because he was out recording for a radio commercial. Doing the "and the installation is free" spot for High Sierra Carpeting. He proceeds to show the other officers his new car and announce he is making a TV commercial. The premiere comes and he finds out he has been replaced by an animated turtle with his voice and he only gets paid once for his voice, rather than each time the commercial airs.

Episode 8 – Clemmy Marries a Dead Guy
Clemmy becomes engaged to a rich owner of a hot tub chain. Only one problem: He's dead. Meanwhile, Garcia and Williams guard Liberace's piano.

Episode 9 – Garcia's Secret Girlfriend
Garcia hides who is thought to be his new girlfriend from the other deputies.

Episode 10 – Dangle's Son
Dangle learns that he could possibly have a long lost son he never knew about from his Coast Guard days and the station also purchases a Humvee for the officers.

Episode 11 – CSI: Reno
When "CSI: Miami" comes to town, the deputies of the Reno Sheriff's Department get to work as security guards.

Episode 12 – Naked Stake-Out
Dangle and Junior are involved in a drug sting that goes bad and have to make it back to the station on foot for miles stark naked.

Episode 13 – Wiegel and Craig Get Married
Deputy Wiegel's boyfriend has finally proposed to her. The only downside is that his appeals have run out and he is soon to be executed for multiple murders! Before the execution, the rest of Reno's finest try to put together the wedding of a lifetime for Trudy and her convict fiancee.

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Episode 1 – Wiegel's Pregnant
In a short resolution to season three's cliffhangers, it turns out that Garcia and Dangle are pulled out of the car safe (and naked), and, unfortunately, the call placed to the prison was a wrong number, so Craig is killed.
Six months later, Wiegel comes back from her "personal leave" pregnant. It turns out that it was not Craig that impregnated her, but rather via a sperm bank that Junior and Dangle may or may not have contributed to.
Also, Carrot Top goes insane in a Harrah's hotel, throwing furniture out of the presidential suite, shooting at people and stealing police cars.

Episode 2 – The Junior Brothers
Garcia goes undercover to bust employers who hire undocumented alien workers, and Junior spends a day with his brothers.

Episode 3 – Jet Ski Blues
When a lonely deputy dies, the Reno Sheriff's Department inherits his beautiful jet ski. A life-and-death, deputy-versus-deputy battle for its possession ensues.

Episode 4 – Rick's On It
When a crime wave floods the streets of Reno, the Sheriff's Department is helped by Citizens Patrolman Rick.

Episode 5 – Spanish Mike Returns
Spanish Mike" Alvarez returns to wreak havoc on the Reno Sheriff's Department.

Episode 6 – Son of a Chechekevitch (1)
After Sheriff Chechekevitch is killed in the line of duty, the deputies swear vengeance.

Episode 7 – The Investigation Continues (2)
The deputies continue investigating the murder of Sheriff Chechekevitch at his funeral.

Episode 8 – The Department Gets a Corporate Sponsor
Hotty's Restaurants become the corporate sponsor for the Reno Sheriff's Department.

Episode 7 – Reno 911!: Miami
The bumbling cops of Comedy Central's hit television series take a trip to Miami Beach for a national police convention, only to find that they must leap into action when the convention center becomes the target of a biological terrorist attack.

Episode 9 – Christian Singles Mixer
Kimball takes Clementine to her Christian Karaoke singles' mixer.

Episode 10 – Proposition C
Raineesha and Trudy are responsible for collecting the ballots in an election to get the deputies a pay raise. But when they do an official tally and find they've been voted down, they consider taking things into their own hands.
Jones and Garcia tangle with a drug dealer who may be a D.E.A. agent.

Episode 11 – Reno Mounties
Jones and Garcia get transferred to mounted patrol, only to discover that not just anyone can dispense justice from horseback.

Episode 12 – Hodgepodge
Kimball tries arresting a magician performing without a permit, who can get out of whatever restraint she places on him. Dangle accidentally releases a child killer free. A customer wants to file a complaint against the brothel for fraud. Junior and Jones deal with a drunk at a Renaissance Festival.

Episode 13 – Ex-Wife and Her New Husband
Dangle visits his ex-wife and her new husband on their anniversary. Meanwhile, Trudy, Clementine, Raineesha, and Cheresa stake-out a lecherous Meth Dealer and his girlfriends.

Episode 14 – Dangle's Wedding (1)
Dangle accepts a wedding proposition from his ex-wife's husband, but before he ties the knot, Wiegel gives an even bigger surprise than she planned.

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Episode 1 – Did Garcia Steal Dangle's Husband? (2)
Did Garcia steal Dangle's husband? What's happening to Wiegel's Baby? Find out in the season premiere!

Episode 2 – Bounty Hunter Tommy Hawk
The deputies run into Tommy Hawk, the bounty hunter.

Episode 3 – Super Knockers!
The department gets new women's specific bullet-proof vests with an unexpected side effect: Super Knockers.

Episode 4 – Mayor Hernandez
When Reno's Mayor shows up at the station asking for help, the deputies must decide whether to uphold the law, or uphold their local government.

Episode 5 – Coconut Nut Clusters!
The deputies go door to door selling Coconut Nut Clusters.

Episode 6 – Dangle's Secret Family
Dangle takes time to connect with long-lost relatives: his black half-bother and half-sister (Guest Stars Gary Anthony Williams and Aisha Tyler) from his father's other, secret family in Chicago.

Episode 7 – Undercover at Burger Cousin
Undercover at Burger Cousin, to stop a string of robberies at a local burger joint, deputies go to work as fast food employees, where they meet a boss (Guest Star Seth Green) even tougher than Lt. Dangle.

Episode 8 – The Wall
Junior and Garcia travel to the Mexican border to participate in the Good Fences Make Good Neighbors program, but will the heat and the smell of carne asada distract them from their goal?

Episode 9 – Death of a Pickle-Thrower
The deputies reach out to Jackie the Pickle-Throwing Hooker, who has life-threatening disease.

Episode 10 – Baghdad 911
The deputies train a squad of policemen from Baghdad.

Episode 11 – The Tanning Booth Incident
While Dangle recuperates in hospital from an overly long tanning session, the fellow officers visit him and make ample use of his incapacitation to share their feelings and thoughts.

Episode 12 – Strong Sister
A reporter from Strong Sister magazine does an in-depth profile on Deputy Raineesha Williams.

Episode 13 – Wiegel's Dad Returns
Wiegel's estranged father gets out of prison and hopes to spend time with his daughter---and go to strip clubs with her coworkers.

Episode 14 – Junior Runs for Office  
Junior decides he wants to be the Commissioner for Animal Carcass Removal.

Episode 15 – Undercover Acting Coach
When the deputies grow dissatisfied with their undercover assignments, they hire a Hollywood acting coach (Ryan Stiles) to help them behave more like criminals and drug addicts.

Episode 16 – The Parade
The deputies try to win an award to the most patriotic float in a parade.

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Episode 1 – Training Day
Did the Deputies survive their horrible taco stand accident? Find out in the season six premiere.

Episode 2 – Extradition To Thailand
Jones and Garcia must accompany a murderer to Thailand, but the three cause trouble on the flight.

Episode 3 – Digging with the Murderer
Dangle and Williams must drive around a murderer who promises to show them where the body of his victim is, but he ends up asking for ridiculous demands.

Episode 4 – Murder Mystery Dinner (1)
Lt. Dangle holds a murder mystery party at the Nevada Historical Society center.  

Episode 5 – Dangle's Murder Mystery Dinner (2)
The conclusion of the two-part episode revolving around the murder mystery dinner hosted by Lt. Dangle.

Episode 6 – We Don't Want The Pope
The Reno Sheriff's Department must give a tour of the city to the Pope's advance team.

Episode 7 – VHS Transfer Memory Lane
The deputies flashback to the early days at the Reno Sheriff's Department.

Episode 8 – Helping Mayor Hernandez
Mayor Hernandez requires assistance with a very delicate problem.

Episode 9 – Getaway Trailer
Wiegel and Rizzo get trapped inside a trailer.

Episode 10 – Stoner Jesus
A touring company of Jesus Christ Superstar causes trouble for the deputies.

Episode 11 – Deputy Dance
Director Levon French is hired by the Sheriff's Department to film a recruitment commercial.

Episode 12 – Viacom Grinch
Children's parties in Reno are busted by the deputies for the sale of illegal toys, guest starring the sketch-comedy group Human Giant.

Episode 13 – The Midnight Swingers
Raineesha and Jonesy are assigned to work undercover at a Swinger's club.

Episode 14 – Secret Santa
Strange lights are reported in the desert, and mysterious, unnamed deputies show up around the station.

Episode 15 – Wiegel's Couple's Therapy
Wiegel wants to attend couples therapy, but since she's single she has to find someone to go with her.

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