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Season 3 Episode Guide
Episode 1: Elka's Choice (Nov/30/2011)
Elka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred, her ex-boyfriend Max and Bobby, the husband she thought was dead. Meanwhile, Victoria gets some mileage out of her marriage to Joy in a TV appearance.
Episode 2: Beards (Dec/07/2011)
Victoria becomes a speaker on an all-gay cruise.
Episode 3: Funeral Crashers (Dec/14/2011)
The gang must go to a funeral to find a dress Melanie lost.
Episode 4: Happy Feet (Dec/21/2011)
Melanie, Victoria and Joy give makeovers to their neighbors, while Elka tries to keep up with her younger man.
Episode 5: One Thing Or A Mother (Dec/28/2011)
The ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend (Sean Hayes) and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to Winnie the Pooh.
Episode 6: How Did You Guys Meet Anyway (Jan/04/2012)
While waiting in line for the bathroom at a Cleveland sporting event, Elka hears the story of how Melanie, Joy and Victoria met in Los Angeles in the 1980s.
Episode 7: Two Girls And A Rhino (Jan/11/2012)
Joy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.
Episode 8: God And Football (Jan/18/2012)
Melanie scores a date with the Browns' kicker when she takes Elka to the team's locker room on her 90th birthday. Meanwhile, Joy and Elka get surprising news on the medical front; and a brush with death convinces Victoria of Elka's divinity.
Episode 9: Love Is Blind (Jan/25/2012)
Victoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, Joy's blind boyfriend thinks she's 26; and Elka has a ball prank calling the New York Yankee's third baseman.
Episode 10: Life With Lucci (Feb/01/2012)
Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.
Episode 11: I'm With The Band (Feb/08/2012)
Victoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity. Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good cause; Joy wonders what life is like as a rock star; and Melanie chases a musical idol.
Episode 12: Lost Loves (Feb/15/2012)
Valentine's Day inspires the women to look for their lost loves, including the man who jilted Joy at the altar.
Episode 13: Tangled Web (Mar/07/2012)
The ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie's potential new beau turns out to be Joy's former fiancé.
Episode 14: Hot & Heavy (Mar/14/2012)
Eyeing an opportunity to win a Newsie Award, Victoria dons a fat suit at Overeaters Anonymous, and Elka comes along to claim she lost 600 pounds. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who's not exactly her type; and Melanie meets a new guy in an unusual place.
Episode 15: Rubber Ball (Mar/21/2012)
Melanie, Joy and Victoria want to join a renowned country club, but Elka's history with the club president could hinder their plans.
Episode 16: Everything Goes Better With Vampires (Mar/28/2012)
Melanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by her writing partner; Joy goes out with a guy she thinks is Rick Springfield.
Episode 17: Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3 (Apr/11/2012)
On another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie goes out with a guy with a high-pitched voice; and Joy is a man's first date since leaving the priesthood.
Episode 18: Cruel Shoes (Apr/18/2012)
Victoria tries designing shoes and uses Melanie and Joy as runway models, but Elka is more anxious to see the latest in tracksuits. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who lives life to the fullest.
Episode 19: Boy George, I Think He's Got It (Apr/25/2012)
As George's impending expiration date nears closer, he and Joy decide to marry. Elsewhere, Melanie and Victoria makeover Artie (Jon Lovitz), so that he feels more comfortable with women, and Elka's twin sister (Joan Rivers), with whom she has not spoken in 40 years, stops in for a visit.
Episode 20: The Gateway Friend (May/02/2012)
The ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist—if they hope to ever have another appointment with him.
Episode 21: Some Like It Hot (May/09/2012)
Highlights, bloopers, interviews and never-before-seen footage from Season 3 of Hot in Cleveland.
Episode 22: Storage Wars (May/16/2012)
When the ladies bid on items from an abandoned storage unit, Victoria and Melanie uncover a letter from Abraham Lincoln that could alter history. Joy uses a CB radio to befriend a handsome trucker by pretending to be someone she's not.
Episode 23: When You Open A Door (May/30/2012)
Victoria wants to turn her soap opera into an app and works to get the cast and crew on board to film a new episode.
Episode 24: Blow Outs (Jun/06/2012)
Melanie's blow out lasts for an impressively long time and causes a hairdresser rivalry.
Source: Tv.com & Tvrage
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