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A love story in reverse.

How I Met Your Mother is a a comedy series that premiered in September 2005

The Plot:
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER is a comedy about Ted and how he fell in love. It all started when Ted's best friend, Marshall, dropped the bombshell that he was going to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Lily, a kindergarten teacher. At that moment, Ted realized that he had better get a move on if he, too, hopes to find true love. Helping him in his quest is his friend Barney, a confirmed bachelor with endless, sometimes outrageous opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin, he's sure it's love at first sight, but destiny has something else in store. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future.

The Cast:

Josh Radnor	Ted Mosby
Jason Segel	Marshall Eriksen
Cobie Smulders	Robin Scherbatsky
Neil Patrick Harris	Barney Stinson
Alyson Hannigan	Lily Aldrin
Bob Saget	Older Ted Mosby (narrator)

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Season One
Season Two
Season Three
Season Four
Season Five
Season Six
Season Seven
Season Eight
Season Nine

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Episode 1 - Something Borrowed   
What should be Marshall and Lily's happiest day slowly starts to unravel as everything that could go wrong does. When Lily's ex-boyfriend comes to win her back and Marshall gets a really bad haircut, it looks like the wedding is ruined until Barney, a registered officiant, saves the day. Barney performs the ceremony and Marshall and Lily have the intimate, outdoor wedding they always wanted before getting married again in front of everyone.  

Episode 2 - Purple Giraffe  
In a desperate attempt for a second date, Ted invites Robin to a party he is throwing. However, she doesn't show up and he keeps throwing parties in the hopes she will finally arrive.

Episode 3 - Sweet Taste of Liberty  
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, and ends up on a crazy adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.

Episode 4 - Return of the Shirt
Ted's outlook on his continuing search for love is altered when he rediscovers a shirt that has not seen daylight in years. Meanwhile, Barney amuses himself by coaxing Robin into sacrificing her job by saying completely outlandish things on air live for a cash reward.

Episode 5 - Okay Awesome  
Ted and Barney start checking out the club scene with their friend Robin, whereas Lily and Marshall try to participate in some more "grown-up" activities, as they draw slowly nearer to their wedding.

Episode 6 - Slutty Pumpkin
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl dressed as a pumpkin who he met years ago. Meanwhile, Robin is dumped after driving her new boyfriend away with her independent ways.

Episode 7 - Matchmaker  
When a matchmaker with a 100% success rate turns Ted away because he is not compatible with any of the available women in her database, he is still determined that he is going to find his match. After getting information from the matchmaker’s computer, Ted pays a visit to a very cute, but taken, dermatologist in an effort to prove the prediction wrong that there are no women out there for him. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are obsessed with ridding their apartment of a critter.

Episode 8 - The Duel
As Lily becomes more of a permanent fixture in the apartment, Ted feels like he is being edged out of the mix by his engaged roomies. Petrified of being left alone and homeless, Ted tells Marshall that when he and Lily are married, he wants the apartment. The problem is that Marshall wants to keep the place too, so they settle it like real "grown-ups" -- launching into a sword fight that leaves one man down for the count.

Episode 9 - Belly Full of Turkey
Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving. Lily is on the brink of freaking out when she goes to Thanksgiving dinner at her future in-laws house.

Episode 10 - The Pineapple Incident  
After being forced into knocking back 5 shots, so he will stop thinking, Ted goes on a partying rampage. The next morning he wakes up with a woman in his bed, but he does not know who it is. So he turns to his friends to try and piece the night together and work out who the woman is in his bed.

Episode 11 - The Limo
Ted rents a limo to take the gang out to sample five New Year's Eve parties in a quest to find the perfect celebration.

Episode 12 - The Wedding
Robin accepts Ted's invite to a friend's wedding, but thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.

Episode 13 - Drumroll, Please
Ted finds a new woman at the wedding. They want to remember the evening so they don't exchange last names or numbers; but Ted takes a big fall when he tries to find out her name.

Episode 14 - Zip, Zip, Zip
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.

Episode 15 - Game Night
A mysterious tape arrives for Barney from one of his numerous ex-girlfriends, and the entire gang watches it. But, in order for them all to find out how she broke Barney's heart and made him into a suit-wearing bachelor, everyone must share their most embarassing moment.

Episode 16 - Cupcake
Things are going great with Ted and Victoria's relationship, but when Victoria is offered her dream job, the couple have to make serious relationship decisions. Meanwhile Marshall and Lily set out to purchase their wedding outfits and find out that none can afford what they bought.

Episode 17 - Life Among the Gorillas
Marshall interns at the corporation where Barney works and finds that he is becoming a shallow jerk as he tries to fit in with his Barney-like coworkers. Meanwhile, Ted feels guilty when he receives several gifts from Victoria while he hasn't sent her anything.

Episode 18 - Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.  
Robin, who is very lonely, asks Ted to come over to her apartment after 2 A.M., but he isn't sure if he wants to go as he has a phone call on the way over with his friends, and with Victoria on his mind.

Episode 19 - Mary the Paralegal
Robin is nominated to receive an award for a news report and everyone needs a date to take to the show. Barney introduces Ted to Mary as a date that Ted can take to the show. Originally Ted is opposed to the idea of just trying to save face in front of Robin but when she shows up with a date he changes his mind. Robin asks Mary lots of questions, and Ted begins to really like Mary, despite her occupation.

Episode 20 - Best Prom Ever
Lily, Barney and Robin attend a high school prom to scout out a potential band for Lily and Marshall's wedding reception. In order to get in Lily and Robin pretend to be the dates of two kids who were going alone. Ted and Marshall are back at the apartment where they are preparing the invitations to be sent out.

Episode 21 - Milk
When a matchmaking company calls Ted claiming they have found his soul mate, he is forced to postpone his date when Lily asks for his help.

Episode 22 - Come On
Ted tries to keep Robin from going on a camping trip so that she can spend time with him. Barney enlists the help of an old flame to perform a rain dance. At the same time Marshall finds out about Lily's interview for the fellowship in San Francisco.

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Episode 1 - Where Were We?   
The gang tries to help Marshall get over Lily, especially when he finds a credit card bill that leads to a hotel in New York City where some of her charges are listed.

Episode 2 - The Scorpion and the Toad
Barney works with Marshall on his bachelor skills, which include hitting on women. Lily is back from her venture. Robin helps her look for a new apartment but gets sick of hearing about San Francisco.

Episode 3 - Brunch  
Ted's parents visit New York for their anniversary and he learns a family secret. Robin worries that they won't like her. Lily and Marshall try to adjust to the new format of their relationship now that they are no longer together.

Episode 4 - Ted Mosby: Architect
After Ted and Robin's first big fight, Barney tries to convince Ted that being an architect is an easy in to picking up chicks. Lily and Robin start following his trail after discovering that Ted hit it off with a girl named Anna shortly afterward.

Episode 5 - World's Greatest Couple  
Marshall tries to get used to being single in a world that is very coupled-oriented. Barney intended one-night-stand won't go away. Barney uses Lily to get out of his "horrifying" situation. Lily finds a place to stay.

Episode 6 - Aldrin Justice
Barney seduces Marshall's law professor in hopes of getting her to grade more leniently. Lily takes a job at Ted's office, where she promptly steals to teach Ted's boss a lesson.

Episode 7 - Swarley
Marshall goes on his first real date post-breakup with Lily. Not only do Ted and Barney try to warn him that this girl has got the crazy eyes, but Lily decides to do everything she can to find out about this her and break them up. Also, Barney gets a new name.

Episode 8 - Atlantic City
Marshall and Lily drag the gang to Atlantic City to elope, and their quest to overcome the three-day wait for a marriage license crosses them with some Chinese gamblers, a ship captain, and a sexy novelty shirt.

Episode 9 - Slap Bet
Ted and Barney discusses their viewpoints on knowing things about women. Barney thinks that the more you know the more likely you are to find a deal breaker. Ted wants to know the deal breakers right away, as Robin refuses to go to the mall to cover her secret.

Episode 10 - Single Stamina  
Barney's brother, James (Wayne Brady), visits and Robin, the only one in the group that has never met him, is suprised. But James has a surprise for Barney that he finds difficult to swallow.

Episode 11 - How Lily Stole Christmas
Ted almost ruins Christmas for everyone when, still carrying around anger toward Lily, he calls her a horribly disgusting name. Robin tends to Barney while he has a cold.

Episode 12 - First Time In New York
Robin wants to tell Ted that she loves him, but she can't tell him. Meanwhile, her sister visits and brings her boyfriend, and Robin doesn't know how to react when her sister says she's ready to lose her virginity.

Episode 13 - Columns  
When Ted is constantly insulted by his former boss, who is now working for him on a project, he is told to fire the man, but he finds that a hard thing to do. Meanwhile, Barney offers Lily a lot of money to paint a nude portrait of him.

Episode 14 - Monday Night Football
When a funeral conflicts with the Super Bowl, the gang vows to avoid hearing the score and watch it together on Monday. This proves difficult, as Marshall is threatened with the score by a boy in Lily's class, while doing the news puts Robin in danger of finding out who won.

Episode 15 - Lucky Penny
Ted can't seem to catch a flight to interview for his dream job and he and Robin contemplate why. The story unfolds backwards as they think about it they remember when Robin and Lily went hunting for a wedding dress and when Barney got stuck on the subway.

Episode 16 - Stuff  
Lily gets asked to play in an off-off-off-off-Broadway play, and the gang shows up to support her. Ted and Robin get hung up on what each kept from their past relationships. Barney performs his own play to prove a point to Lily.

Episode 17 - Arrivederci, Fiero
Marshall is all set to celebrate his beloved Fiero hitting the 200,000 mile mark but it stops. While the gang sits in the mechanic's garage and waits to hear what will happen to the vehicle they think about times gone by that they have spent together in the car. We also get the story of how Ted met Marshall.

Episode 18 - Moving Day  
Barney takes drastic measures to prevent Ted from moving into Robin's apartment. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are discovering the ups and downs of having the apartment to themselves. Barney considers moving in with Marshall and Lily.

Episode 19 - Bachelor Party
Robin attends Lily's bridal shower and finds the gift that she brought is out of place. Barney hires a stripper for Marshall's bachelor party.

Episode 20 - Showdown  
Thinking that Bob Barker may be his father, Barney is overjoyed to be a contestant on The Price is Right. Marshall and Lily try sleeping apart prior to the wedding.

Episode 21 - Something Borrowed
With everything going wrong on Lily and Marshall's wedding day, to everyone's surprise it's confirmed bachelor Barney who tries to fix it all.

Episode 22 - Something Blue  
It's still Marshall and Lily's big wedding day but now we're at the reception. Robin tries to tell a story but keeps getting interrupted. Barney tries his hardest to figure out Ted and Robin's secret.

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Episode 1 -  Wait For It...  
Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'.  We also learn/learned something major about 'the Mother'.

Episode 2 - We're Not From Here   
Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women.  Robin is still dating Gael.  Marshall and Lily prepare letters to each other to be read after their death.

Episode 3 - Third Wheel
Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

Episode 4 - Little Boys  
Barney and Ted fight over getting the same girl; Robin pretends to like her new boyfriend's son

Episode 5 - How I Met Everyone Else  
Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

Episode 6 - I'm Not That Guy  
Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name.

Episode 7 - Dowisetrepla
Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt; Barney claims to love commitment to seduce a girl.

Episode 8 - Spoiler Alert
Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed.

Episode 9 - Slapsgiving  
As Marshall and Lily prepare to host their first Thanksgiving as husband and wife, Barney eyes Marshall's Slap Bet Countdown Clock website with dread.

Episode 10 - The Yips  
When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

Episode 13 - The Platinum Rule  
Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

Episode 14 - No Tomorrow  
Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

Episode 15 - Ten Sessions  
Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

Episode 16 - The Bracket  
Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

Episode 17 - The Chain Of Screaming
After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

Episode 18 - Sandcastles in the Sand  
Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. As Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia, Ted spends more time with Stella.

Episode 19 - The Goat  
After Barney sleeps with Robin he hires help to find a loop hole in "The Bro Code" that will let him off the hook.

Episode 20 - Rebound Bro  
Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

Episode 21 - Everything Must Go
Barney and Abby go to the bar to flaunt their relationship in Ted's face. Barney attempts to anger Ted in many other ways as well.

Episode 22 - Miracles
Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.

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Episode 1: Do I Know You?
After Stella accepts Ted's proposal, Ted realizes he knows shockingly little about his bride-to-be. The two spend time getting to know each other better, and Ted tests their true compatibility by having Stella watch his favorite movie, Star Wars, which she has never seen before. Meanwhile, Lily learns Barney has feelings for Robin that he has been keeping bottled up all summer. Thrilled with the new, warmer Barney, she sets out to help him express them.  

Episode 2: The Best Burger in New York
When Marshall reminisces about finding the best burger his first night in New York but not being able to find the restaurant since then, the gang sets out on a mission to find the legendary burger. But as the search grows futile, Marshall becomes overly fixated in finding the burger, making the gang question if this has more to do with him not being able to find a job and the toll it’s taking on him.

Episode 3: I Heart NJ
Tired of spending most of his time on the train commuting to Stella’s in New Jersey, Ted convinces the group to hang out at her place one night, even though they hate New Jersey. While at Stella’s, Ted tries to sell the gang on how great it is but when he learns Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they’re married, Ted has a change of heart about the Garden State. Also, Robin gets a job at a CNN-style news station and quits her old job. However, after quitting she finds out she didn’t actually get the job, only an audition.  In the end, Barney and Lily help Robin regain her confidence and she winds up with a big career opportunity to be a foreign correspondent in Japan.  

Episode 4: Intervention
In packing up the apartment to move out for good, the gang starts to get cold feet. While sorting through old stuff, Ted discovers that at one point Marshall and Lily were going to stage an intervention to tell him not to marry Stella. After admitting they thought Ted and Stella were moving too quickly but now realize they were wrong, Ted then starts to question if maybe his relationship is moving too fast. His hesitation towards change then makes Marshall and Lily question whether they should move into their apartment, and Robin becomes uncertain about taking the job in Japan.

Episode 5: Shelter Island
When Stella’s sister’s rustic wedding falls apart, Ted and Stella step in to get married with only a few days’ notice. Despite the short notice, Robin catches a flight back from Tokyo. But when Stella finds out Ted invited Robin, the divisive issue of whether an ex should even attend a wedding threatens to overshadow everything. In an effort to make Stella okay with Robin attending, Ted winds up inviting Stella’s ex, Tony, and in the end learns the hard way why it’s not a good idea to invite an ex to your wedding.  

Episode 6: Happily Ever After
After being left at the alter, Ted tries to pretend it didn’t happen despite his friends' concerns that he hasn’t dealt with his emotions. They take steps to try to get him to open up. But only a chance crossing of paths with Stella herself finally allows Ted to see that he has major unresolved issues and he sets out to confront her about everything that happened.

Episode 7: Not a Father's Day
Marshall and Lily consider whether or not they’re ready to have a baby. After deciding they’re ready, Lily panics and turns to Ted and Robin for advice since they have very different points of view on the subject. And, after finding out he’s not going to be a father, Barney creates "Not A Father's Day," a new holiday that celebrates single guys everywhere.

Episode 8: Woooo!
When the company Barney works for needs an architect to design its new headquarters, Barney gets Ted a shot to throw his hat in the ring and pitch his ideas. But when Barney prefers a flashy Swedish design over Ted’s, Barney has to decide whether friendship or business is more important. Meanwhile, Robin rediscovers the “Woo Girls”, the single party girls, and Lily feels left out as a friend.

Episode 09: The Naked Man
When Ted walks in to find Robin’s date sitting on the couch naked, he stumbles onto a phenomenon that revolutionizes the gang’s concepts on the art of seduction. For Ted has discovered “The Naked Man”: a move on a first date that involves waiting until the woman leaves the room and then stripping nude in hopes that when she returns, she’ll be charmed by the man’s bravado and decide to sleep with him.

Episode 10: The Fight
When the bartender at MacLaren’s gets into a fight with some patrons sitting in the gang’s favorite booth, Ted and Barney decide to back the bartender up and get into their first fight. Ted wants to prove he’s not the pathetic guy who got left at the alter and Barney wants to impress Robin, who thinks fighting is sexy. But when they step outside and find the bartender, Doug, has knocked the guys out in a flurry and thinks Ted and Barney helped him do it, Ted and Barney decide to go along with the legendary story. The story of the fight makes them heroes at the bar until the guys who got beat up decide to press charges, and Ted and Barney have to decide whether or not to come clean.   

Episode 11: Little Minnesota
When Ted’s younger sister, Heather, comes to visit and decides she wants to move there, Ted worries that she’s not mature or responsible enough to survive in NYC. Being the overprotective older brother, Ted tries to keep her out of trouble, and in particular keep her away from Barney. But when Ted becomes too overbearing, Heather teaches him a lesson that gives him new respect for her. And after northern natives Marshall and Robin bond during the first frost of the year, Marshall helps Robin get through her worst bout of homesickness by introducing her to his favorite Minnesota themed bar.   

Episode 12: Benefits
Robin and Ted navigate being exes who are now roommates and discover they get along better when they’re sleeping together as “friends with benefits”. Barney is trouble by the news and has a hard time dealing with his emotions. In an effort to reduce Ted and Robin’s roommate conflicts and stop them from sleeping together, Barney helps out around the apartment, leading Ted to suspect something is up and confront Barney about his feelings towards Robin. Also, the bathroom situation at Marshall’s work is super-stressful, and as a result he has trouble doing certain business there.

Episode 13: Three Days of Snow
When a snowstorm hits the city before Lily returns from a teacher’s conference in Seattle, Marshall and Lily agree to forego they’re longstanding airport reunion ritual. But when they each start to worry that letting another ritual retire means that their relationship is losing its magic, Marshall enlists Robin’s help to get to the airport in time while Lily tries to pick-up a Seattle souvenir for Marshall, all in the middle of a blizzard. Meanwhile, Ted and Barney are meeting two women at MacLaren’s, so when Carl threatens to close up because of the storm, they offer to watch over the bar until the women show up. After having fun tending the bar, things get out of control when the girls arrive with their thirsty band-mates.

Episode 14: The Possimpible
Robin discovers that she only has four days to find work as a television reporter or she will be deported back to Canada. Willing to try anything to avoid deportation, she agrees to let Barney produce a new reel and video resume for her, but pulls the plug on the project when Barney’s directions become too ridiculous. However, Barney comes through for Robin in the end, after putting together a video resume from footage they filmed before Robin walked out. Meanwhile, Ted, Lily and Marshall update their own resumes to more accurately depict their credentials.  

Episode 15: The Stinsons
After noticing some bizarre and elusive behavior from Barney, the gang starts to suspects that he may have found a girlfriend. When he mysteriously leaves MacLaren’s during drinks they decide to follow him, and they discover that he’s actually been secretly visiting his mother. However, they also discover that Barney has convinced his mother that he’s married and has a son, and that he’d hired actors to portray them. After barging in on Barney with his “family,” the gang has no option but to play along, until Ted gets caught cheating with Barney’s “wife.” Meanwhile, Lily admits to Marshall that she hates his mother, while Robin commiserates with the old soul portraying Barney’s “son.”

Episode 16: Sorry, Bro
When Lily and Marshall hear that Ted’s college girlfriend, Karen, has moved to New York City, it immediately becomes clear that they can’t stand her. They tell the gang about how pompous Karen was and how she cheated on Ted. They insist that Ted stay away from her, but soon find out that Ted has not only already called her, but that they have gotten back together. Meanwhile, Marshall tells a story about forgetting to bring dress pants to work which Barney finds hilarious.   

Episode 17: The Front Porch
When Ted’s girlfriend Karen finds one of Robin’s earrings in his bed, she accuses him of cheating on her and breaks up with him. Ted soon learns that Lily, who couldn’t stand Karen, planted the earring in his bed in order to break up the relationship. Ted goes on to discover that Lily had actually broken up several of his relationships, and had even been behind his break up with Robin. Meanwhile, the gang all gathers at Lily and Marshall’s to watch Robin’s new early morning news show, and Barney discovers how comfortable sleeping in a nightshirt can be.  

Episode 18: Old King Clancy
Marshall and Barney decide to keep Ted in the dark after they discover that Goliath National Bank (GNB) is cancelling plans to build the new headquarters they hired Ted’s firm to design. In order to protect Ted’s feelings after such an intense year, they decide to let him ride out the two remaining months on the original architecture contract and set up an elaborate lie to keep him working on the design. Ted soon discovers the truth and Marshall and Barney scramble to get him some real work with GNB to save his job, but his plans are rejected and Ted gets fired from his firm. Meanwhile, the gang tries to pry information out of Robin after discovering that she’d once almost spent the night with a celebrity.  

Episode 19: Murtaugh
When Barney is banned from Laser Tag, he plans to get revenge by TPing the Laser Tag center and asks Ted to help. Ted insists they are too old for that kind of a prank, prompting him to introduce Barney to his “Murtaugh List,” a list of things the gang is too old to do. Barney is disappointed when he hears all the fun things that are on the list, and bets Ted that he can complete every item on the list in 24 hours. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily coach a children’s basketball team, and discover that they have very different philosophies when it comes to motivating kids.   

Episode 20: Mosbius Designs
After losing his job, Ted forms his own architecture firm which he sets up in the apartment he shares with Robin. He gets off to a slow start, wasting all of his time picking stationary and pens for his new business, as opposed to getting on the phone with potential clients. Things really get off track when Robin starts sleeping with the intern Ted hired to help out around “the office,” pitting Ted and Robin in a battle to keep his attention. Meanwhile, Marshall tries to make himself indispensable at work by taking on the undesirable position of the office fantasy baseball commissioner, and feeling jealous about her new boyfriend, Barney confesses his feelings for Robin to Marshall. Marshall is then able to solve everyone’s problems by hiring Ted’s intern to take on his task as commissioner, thereby removing him from Ted, Robin and Barney’s lives.

Episode 21: The Three Day's Rule
Ted meets a new girl, Holly, and the gang insists that he wait three days before calling to ask her out. Ted reluctantly agrees, but decides that texting her before then is fine, and he strikes up a text conversation with Holly that lasts several days. However, he soon discovers that he is actually texting with Marshall and Barney, who had swapped Holly's number in Ted's phone for Barney's to keep him from calling her before the three days was up. Furious after discovering the truth, Ted goes ahead and calls Holly to ask her out, and discovers that the three day rule is more apt then he once suspected.

Episode 22: Right Place Right Time
Ted explains to his future children that being in the right place at the right time can have a massive impact on a person’s future, and that the universe tends to have a way of pushing a person toward their destiny. He presents an example where seemingly unimportant and unrelated occurrences in Robin, Marshall and Barney’s lives lead him to an unexpected encounter with Stella, which sets him on the path to meeting his children’s mother. Meanwhile, Robin suffers through a bout of food poisoning, Marshall deals with an addiction to graphs and charts and Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.

Episode 23: As Fast As She Can
After Ted bumps in to Tony and Stella on the street, Tony shows up at Ted's apartment and insists on taking responsibility for his part in Ted being left at the altar. He explains to Ted that his family is very wealthy and can help him with his career, but Ted tells him he has no obligation to help and that the past is behind them. However, Tony won’t give up trying to help and finally Ted goes off on him, insisting that he is happy to have Stella out of his life because she is such a terrible person. Tony reflects on this and ends up breaking things off with Stella himself. Stella then asks Ted to talk to Tony for her, to convince him to take her back. Meanwhile, after finding out that Marshall and Robin have successfully gotten themselves out of speeding tickets, Barney gets intentionally pulled over several times to prove that he can as well.

Episode 24: The Leap
In a last ditch attempt to bring business to his fledgling architecture firm, Ted stays up 24 hours straight working on an pitch. With Ted refusing to leave his work, Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise 31st birthday party. However, before he makes it up to the roof, he is attacked by the goat Lily had rescued and left in the bathroom. After ending up in the hospital, the entire ordeal helps Ted realize that he needs to explore other career options, and he decides to take a job as a professor. Meanwhile, Barney finally decides to admit to Robin that he has feelings for her however, he is thrown when she beats him to the punch and says she is in love with him. Also, Marshall contemplates finally taking the leap from their building to a neighbor’s roof.


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Episode 01: Definitions
After sharing a kiss at the beginning of the summer, Robin and Barney are unsure how to handle their mutual attraction. After some consideration they tell the gang they have decided to remain just friends, but secretly continue seeing each other. They are able to get away with their secret romance for a couple months, but are discovered when Ted, Marshall and Lily walk in on them together. They explain to the gang that they are happy with their casual relationship, and didn’t want to complicate it by defining it. This is unacceptable to Lily, who pressures them to label their situation, and ultimately locks them in Robin’s room to force them to address it. Meanwhile, Ted is anxious about his first days as a professor at Columbia, which is made worse when he shows up at the wrong class and starts his lecture.

Episode 02: Double Date
Mid way through a blind date Ted discovers he had been fixed up with the same woman seven years earlier. The woman, Jen, realizes the same thing, but instead of giving up on the rest of the date, they decided to let it play out so they can see where it went wrong the last time. As they go about replicating their last date, Jen and Ted help each other understand what turned them off about the other person, and come to realizes that a few tweaks to the date could have ended up with them getting married. Meanwhile, Barney takes Marshall to a strip club where they find a stripper who looks almost exactly like Lily, and Marshall admits to Barney that he has problems fantasizing about anyone but Lily.  

Episode 03: Robin 101
Robin and Barney are now official but Barney has been having trouble adjusting from his bachelor ways. Off of Barney’s actions, Robin begins to question whether or not he is capable of being in a relationship. Ted, upon hearing Robin’s concerns, takes it upon himself to fill-in Barney. Barney is scared Robin will leave him so begins trying extra hard to be a good boyfriend – so hard that Robin thinks he may be up to something. When Robin begins snooping, she discovers that Barney has been taking a class all about Robin that is being taught by Ted. Robin crashes the class and lets Barney know that there is no simple course to learning about her, he must learn from experience.

Episode 04: The Sexless Innkeeper
Marshall and Lily have been yearning for another couple to double-date with despite the number of failed dates they have had with other couples. Thrilled that there is finally another couple in their group, Marshall and Lily invite Barney and Robin over their apartment for game night. When Marshall and Lily are overbearing throughout the double-date, Barney and Robin create some space between the two so that they can avoid another painful evening. Meanwhile, Ted has been testing his luck with the ladies at the bar. Just when Ted thinks he is becoming a ladies’ magnet Barney and Robin alert him to the idea that these women are only flirting with him to have a convenient place to crash after a night at the bar. For this, they deem Ted the “sexless innkeeper.” Marshall and Lily show up to the bar with a brand new couple, one they actually get along with. Barney and Robin realize that they miss their friends and surprisingly have a longing for double-dates as well.

Episode 01: Definitions
After sharing a kiss at the beginning of the summer, Robin and Barney are unsure how to handle their mutual attraction. After some consideration they tell the gang they have decided to remain just friends, but secretly continue seeing each other. They are able to get away with their secret romance for a couple months, but are discovered when Ted, Marshall and Lily walk in on them together. They explain to the gang that they are happy with their casual relationship, and didn’t want to complicate it by defining it. This is unacceptable to Lily, who pressures them to label their situation, and ultimately locks them in Robin’s room to force them to address it. Meanwhile, Ted is anxious about his first days as a professor at Columbia, which is made worse when he shows up at the wrong class and starts his lecture.

Episode 06: Bagpipes
When Barney witnesses Marshall performing a chore in the house, he thinks Marshall and Lily are headed towards divorce. To save his friend from this fate, Barney offers Marshall relationship advice that Ted strongly thinks should be ignored. At the same time, Robin and Barney are flaunting their happy relationship around the crew –- kissing and using pet names constantly. Ted suspects that something is up with the couple and that they are not as perfect as they seem to be. When Barney’s advice blows up in Marshall’s face, Barney claims even more that he and Robin have the ideal relationship and never fight. However, Ted soon reveals that Robin and Barney have been arguing non-stop when alone. Robin and Barney fess-up to their less-than-perfect relationship and seek advice from Lily and Marshall.

Episode 07: The Rough Patch
Barney and Robin begin to let themselves go as they get into a relationship rut. When Barney donates his porn collection to Ted, sending a message to Ted, Lilly and Marshall that he's not the same person anymore, the group conspires to break Barney and Robin up. Ted, Lilly and Marshall set up a stake out in a station wagon following the pair. They try to break them up by forcing the issue of commitment and having an engagement ring appear in a glass while Robin and Barney are having dinner but inadvertently cause the two to apathetically agree to marriage. In another attempt, Ted, Lilly and Marshall realize their orchestrated attempts using Robin and Barney's top five fights of all time are unnecessary and they let the relationship take its course. Robin and Barney realize they miss being who they were before they became a couple and break up.

Episode 08: The Playbook
Following his breakup with Robin, Barney intends to revert right back to his old ways: tomcatting around, and lying to women to get in their pants. Lily is opposed to it, and goes to great lengths to stop it –- by stealing his playbook. It’s an episode that explores the question: After a breakup, is it possible to return to being the person you were before the relationship began?

Episode 09: Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
When Lily’s estranged father shows up unannounced on Thanksgiving, we learn what led her to stop speaking to him three years ago. Marshall and Lily fight over their differences in philosophy -- Marshall believes one should maintain connections to their family no matter what, while Lily believes she’s eliminated a truly negative element from her life. Lily ultimately gives her dad a second chance when she realizes what could happen if she waits until it’s too late.

Episode 10: The Window
The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect girl is finally available, and Marshall takes action when he finds a letter written by his younger self.

Episode 11: Last Cigarette Ever
Robin is excited when she’s assigned a new co-anchor at work, the hard-hitting and legendary newsman, Don Frank. Robin quickly realizes Don Frank is not the consummate professional she thought he was. Instead, he’s a washed up, bitter man who seems perfectly happy to take Robin’s professionalism and career down with his. Meanwhile, Marshall, driven by his own stress at work, gives into an old vice by bumming a cigarette from Robin. In a domino effect, the entire group (who we learn are all former smokers) gets re-addicted, and must try to quit all over again.

Episode 12: Girls Vs. Suits
Barney chooses between wearing suits and sleeping with a sexy bartender. Meanwhile, Ted dates a student from Columbia and reveals she's the roommate of his future wife.

Episode 13: Jenkins
When Lily finds out the co-worker Marshall is always telling funny stories about is actually a woman, she doesn't get as jealous as Marshall would have hoped.  It is not until Jenkins kisses Marshall that Lily finally gets mad.  When Robin finds out Ted's students watch her show, she gets a little full of herself until she realizes that her show is the basis of a college drinking game.

Episode 14: The Perfect Week
With Barney approaching a personal milestone, "the Perfect Week," which is to sleep with the first girl he hits on seven nights in a row; and he relives this all through an imaginary interview with Jim Nantz.  The gang rallies around him in support.  However, it soon becomes clear he's using this personal goal as a diversion from a much larger problem which is that he may get fired at work.  Meanwhile the gang uses Barney's situation as their own diversion -- Ted has insulted one of his students, Lily and Marshall shock a couple by revealing they share a toothbrush and Robin waits desperately for a call from a date earlier that week.

Episode 15: Rabbit Or Duck
Barney holds up a sign with his phone number during the Super Bowl and is besieged with responses from women.  He cannot help himself from taking every call and trying to trump the girl he is with.  It is one week until Valentine’s Day and Ted has decided to let Marshall and Lily arrange a blind date with someone, claiming he will marry them.  Don invites Robin to his house under the guise of a party, however, when she arrives with Ted, they find Don alone and naked in the living room and they uncomfortably leave.  Although content with Robin now eating pizza and watching the “Puppy Bowl”, he has to go meet the “arranged” date; Marshall and Lily use one of Barney’s many discarded girls, as they forgot they were supposed to set him up.  Lily ends Barney’s obsession with nonstop girls calling and looking to trump each one by dropping his phone in a pitcher of beer. In the end, Ted and Robin are together on Valentine’s Day watching the “Puppy Bowl”.  The next day, Don apologizes to Robin for his behavior at work (not being naked last night), and proves it by finally wearing pants, and it’s clear she likes him.

Episode 16: Hooked
As a result of Ted being "hooked" on Tiffany, the gang reflects about relationships where one person is “hooked”;  being strung along by another who wants something more. Scooter, the "lunch lady" at Lily's school is hooked on her, and she and Marshall practice letting him off the hook and both have trouble hurting his feelings. Tiffany humiliates Ted by showing up with her boyfriend at a weekend wedding get-away, after neglecting to have dis-invited Ted, who has set up a romantic dinner for them in their room. This is a real eye-opener for Ted, and ultimately lets him off the hook.

Episode 17: Of Course
After Robin interviews Anita, the author of a dating book “Of Course You’re Still Single, Take a Look at Yourself You Dumb Slut,” she arranges for her to seduce Barney to get back at him for his insensitivity to her after their break up. Following her own guidelines Anita will not sleep with Barney until the 17th date.  Due to Barney’s frustration Ted constructs a “superdate” guaranteed to melt any girl.  Perpetuated by Robin’s anger that Barney never took her on a date like this when they were dating, she admits that his blatant philandering has been painful for her, and she can’t move on with her co-anchor Don as a result.  Barney realizes what he is done and to make it up to Robin he promises he will not sleep with Anita, who of course, is all over him now that he is rejecting her.  In addition, he turns over his “superdate” plans to Robin who goes with Don and has an amazing time.

Episode 18: Say Cheese
It is Lily’s birthday, and she (and Marshall) make a huge deal out of it every year.  She is counting on it just being the 5 of them for their dinner celebration, when once again; Ted turns up with a new girlfriend who “could be the one.”  Through a series of flashbacks inspired by photos we see all the special occasions Ted has “ruined” by bringing a stranger.  However, in the end Lily is much more sympathetic to Ted as we learn he insisted Lily get in Marshall and Ted’s first college roommate photo just a few weeks after they had started dating.  In addition, it seems Barney, throughout the years and currently cannot take a bad picture.  He looks exactly the same and perfect no matter what.  On the other hand, Marshall can not take a good picture, looking awkward in every photo.

Episode 19: Zoo Or False
Marshall tries to downplay that he got mugged at gun point while crossing through Central Park on his way home from work. Robin gives him a gun so that he will feel safe.  Later at the bar, Lily tells the gang she is applying for a gun license because she believes it will make her feel safer.  Marshall does not think it’s a good idea. Meanwhile Barney has been promoting the advantages of a good lie, as depicted in various flashbacks. Lily is so worried about Marshall that he tells the gang “what really happened.”  He stopped at the Central Park Zoo on the way home to look at the monkeys.  He got too close to the cage and the monkey grabbed him by the lapel and took his wallet out of his breast pocket.  Robin has been desperate for an interesting interview for the show so she asks Marshall to come on and tell the story of his “monkey mugging”.  While doing the interview with Robin he admits during commercial break that he was not mugged by a monkey, but just said so so Lily would not pursue buying a gun.  Robin doesn’t care if it is true, she needs him to tell the story as she really needs a good interview; but she can’t go through with it in the end.   Robin has to put Ted on the show to talk about his Empire State Building reproduction that he’s been begging her to have him on about.  We never find out how Marshall really lost his wallet, but Lily did not get a gun and Robin maintained her journalistic integrity.   

Episode 20: Home Wreckers
Ted’s mother is getting married for the second time.  In addition to being extremely disturbed by his mother Virginia and her fiancee Clint’s overt hippyish displays of affection at the wedding, he questions how far behind his own life is.  He leaves the gang and the wedding abruptly not being able to stand another second.  He goes to see Sonya his “go to” girl while in his hometown to discover that she is married and pregnant.  He then finds a real estate auction site on line and buys a dilapidated house, and takes the gang to see it.  Despite his friend’s negative reactions to his impulse buy and massive teardown ahead of him, they do realize that sometimes you need to take a leap of faith.  Ted goes back to his childhood home and gives his mother and stepfather the heartfelt toast he did not deliver at their wedding.  In the end he is talking to his kids in the traditional shot of the study in 2030, and he ends this tale telling them that their house is actually the same house he bought in the story.

Episode 21: Twin Beds
When Don asks Robin to move in with him she feels it is time for him to meet Ted and Barney.  Marshall and Lily go on a weekend trip to a bed and breakfast and the only room available is the "Fishin’ Buddies" suite which has twin beds.  They have a fantastic night’s sleep and decide to get twin beds at home. Lily becomes concerned that they will grow apart when she learns that separate beds caused Don and his now ex-wife to drift apart.  Just when she thought Marshall wanted to keep the separate beds she wakes up to him cuddled up in her twin bed.  As Don discovers and learns to accept that Robin's best friends are her ex-boyfriends, Barney and Ted each decide they want Robin back now that she is getting serious with Don. However, both realize they are just jealous that she has moved on.  Robin decides to move in with Don and take a break from Ted and Barney so she can give this relationship a real chance.  

Episode 22: Robots -vs- Wrestlers
Barney gets tickets for Robots vs. Wrestlers and wants to start a tradition that they whole gang goes every year.  Meanwhile, Ted and Marshall have been receiving mail for Marissa Heller, the former occupant of their (now Ted’s) apartment for years, and have created a profile of her based on what she is sent.  When Marissa Heller receives an invite to a party for the same night, at a very special architectural building that Ted has always wanted to see the inside of, they all decide to go to the party before the event. However, Robin has plans with Don and cannot join them.  At the party, the gang is bored by the intellectual crowd including Peter Bogdonavich and Arianna Huffington however, Ted is so stimulated by all the intellectuals at the party, including the actual Marissa Heller, that he wonders if it is time for him to branch out from the gang like Robin has. The others go on to Robots vs. Wrestlers without him and Lily and Marshall discuss starting a family, and Barney panics that the gang is falling apart.  At the end of the event they see Ted’s doppelganger; a Mexican wrestler.  In the end both Robin and Ted reconnect with the gang at the bar, embracing all that they are to each other.   

Episode 23: The Wedding Bride
Ted realizes that everyone dating in their 30s has some sort of emotional baggage that they carry with them, making ever harder to find “the one.” He takes his date Royce, (who has yet to reveal her baggage)  to see a new movie “The Wedding Bride” and is horrified to discover that it is written by Tony, the man Stella left him at the altar for, and the story is all about his experience of being left at the altar by Stella for Tony. In the movie, Ted is portrayed as a total jerk, Stella is the victim and Tony her savior.  Ted’s being left at the altar is his baggage he realizes, and admits the truth to Royce after freaking out about the movie.  In the end she gives Ted another chance only for him to discover her baggage; that she sleeps in the same bed as her brother.

Episode 24: Doppelgangers
Marshall and Lily make a secret pact that when they finally see Barney’s doppelganger, they will start trying to have a baby since it will be a “sign from the universe”.  So far the gang has seen “Lesbian Robin”, “Mustache Marshall”, Stripper Lily, and "Mexican Wrestler Ted."  They think they see “Cab Driver Brunette Barney” but it turns out to be the real Barney scamming for girls. We learn that Lily still has reservations about having a baby.  Robin and Don have recently moved in together.  She is offered an anchor job in Chicago and decides to turn it down because she wants to give their relationship a chance, and does so without telling Don.  Don is then offered the same job and he takes it, thus moving to Chicago and breaks Robin’s heart.  Meanwhile Ted has dyed his hair blond, determined to prove he can pull it off.  A few months later Lily really sees Barney’s doppelganger.  She pulls the gang out of the bar to show the “Hot Dog Vendor Barney”, and although in reality he actually doesn’t look much like Barney, Marshall gets that this is a sign that she is now ready to have a baby, and the gang goes with it.


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Episode 01: Big Days
Ted continues his search for “the one” while nervously preparing for his best man speech outside a Church for not yet disclosed bride and groom. We then flashback to Ted anxiously at McLaren’s, too nervous to approach an attractive girl at the bar. After he wastes too much time arguing with Barney about who had “dibs”, he realizes she is there with Cindy, a girl he dated who things did not end well with. Ted remembers that Cindy’s roommate was a girl who seemed perfect and wonders if that’s who Cindy is with.  In the end turns out Cindy and the girl are on their first date and the girl is not the roommate he will ultimately marry.
Meanwhile, Robin has let herself go, eating junk food and wearing sweats, due to her heartbreak; the gang questions whether she has lost her appeal.
Marshall told his father that he and Lily are going to start trying for a baby, as indicated by the homemade bassinette that arrived at their house. Additionally he has announced to the world that he and Lily have officially started trying for a baby. Lily is concerned that his dad is too involved but in the end appreciates the close relationship they have.
Robin puts herself back together to prove how quickly she can get a man to approach her, confirming that she has not “lost it”. The show ends with Marshall and Ted outside the church, it begins to rain as they go inside.

Episode 02: Cleaning House
Barney convinces the gang to come to his childhood home to help his mother Loretta move out.  As they pack up the house, everyone quickly learns that Loretta has been very protective of Barney over the years, lying to him about everything from his ability in basketball to the identity of his father.  This creates an ongoing discussion between Marshall and Lily about lying to your children.
Later, Barney and his black brother James also discover an envelope addressed to a man named  Sam Gibbs with a picture of the two of them and the words “your son” written on the back.  After confronting Loretta, who refuses to tell them the truth, the two set out to meet the man who may be one of their fathers. Sam turns out to be an older black man, obviously James’ biological father and in a fit of denial, and after an emotional reunion with James, Barney pretends to believe Sam is his father too.  Meanwhile, Ted is upset when he discovers Robin has oversold him to a potential blind date and in an attempt to fix it, she only makes matters worse.

Episode 03: Unfinished
Barney re-offers Ted the job of designing the new GNB Tower, a project which had previously been put on hold.  Ted declines his offer and says he is content with his life as a Professor now and could not face the disappointment of the project falling through again.  Barney proceeds to try and “get the yes” from Ted by using all of his best womanizing tactics, including using Marshall as his wingman.  After finally confronting Barney about his attempt to “seduce” him into the job, Ted realizes that designing the building is his dream and accepts the job.  Meanwhile, Robin is still not completely over her relationship with Don and drunk dials him.  Lily attempts to convince her to delete Don from her phone and they realize how hard it is to completely close the book on some things from your past.

Episode 04: Subway Wars
Using all different modes of transportation in Manhattan, the gang races to see who can get to a restaurant downtown fastest to see Woody Allen, each facing obstacles along the way, each one needing to win for their own very significant reasons.  Utilizing the Microsoft “Bing” computer application, throughout the episode we occasionally cut to a map of Manhattan showing everyone’s locations, represented by different colored icons.   Lily on the stalled subway, Robin in a taxi she stole from someone, Ted depressed on a bus because he read some negative reviews from students on a website critiquing teachers, Barney is horrified as his plan backfires; faking a heart attack at a restaurant to get the ambulance ride downtown, but to his frustration, they have to take him to nearest hospital which is uptown, and Marshall running all the way.  They cross each others paths one time or another during the race, each one preoccupied with their own thoughts. Ted, Barney and Robin come together near the restaurant falling over each other to get to it first.  Robin wins. We discover that Marshall and Lily gave up on the race (and the race to get pregnant) and had Ranjit take them to Coney Island.  Barney tackles Ted to make sure that Robin wins.  In the end it is Maury Povich (who Robin runs in to multiple time throughout the race), not Woody Allen dining at the restaurant.   Ted, Barney, Robin, Maury Povich and Marshall’s friend Max, who mistook him to be Woody Allen in the first place, enjoy the restaurant together.  Runner throughout episode of Robin experiencing for the first time a number of different “New Yorker” experiences, now finally feels like a true New Yorker.

Episode 05: Architect of Destruction
Ted is torn after meeting activist Zoey whose passion is saving a landmark building that is to be torn down, and be replaced by the new GNB building, that Ted is, unbeknownst to her, designing.

Episode 06: Baby Talk
Lily and Marshall visit their friends Claudia and Stuart who have just had a baby only to discover the couple has not yet named the baby because they can’t agree on a name.  This causes Marshall and Lily to discuss potential baby names and the two quickly realize they can’t agree on a name either.  As Marshall starts to list potential names, Ted realizes he is only choosing boy names and confronts Marshall.  Marshall admits he can’t bear the thought of having a daughter and has upsetting thoughts of his future daughter becoming a stripper and even ending up with Barney.  Marshall consults his father, who gives him tips on conceiving boys, advice that has been passed down through many generations of Ericksen men since the Viking age. Just before he and Lily are going to have sex, he consumes pickled herring and dunks his genitals in ice cold water, Lily is suspicious and after confronting him Marshall discovers Lily is actually doing things to try to have a girl.  Eventually the two realize all that matters is that they have a healthy baby, no matter what gender.  Meanwhile, Robin is very annoyed with her new co-host Becky who likes to speak like an 8-year old girl.  Making matters worse, is that Ted finds Becky charming and starts dating her.  This prompts Barney to see if he can pick-up a girl while talking like an 8 year old boy.  Eventually, Ted gets creeped out by Becky and Barney finds a woman crazy enough to find Barney’s childlike behavior a turn-on.

Episode 07: Canning Randy
Marshall, already ambivalent about working for GNB, a corporate shark that fires people with no regard, refuses to fire his assistant Randy even though Randy is terrible at his job. Pushed to the limit, Marshall gives in and fires him, only to be wrought with guilt and regret. However, unbeknownst to Marshall, Randy is thrilled as he now gets severance pay and can follow his dream to start his own namesake brewery "Wharmpiss" beer. After begging his boss, Arthur to let him re-hire Randy, Marshall does so and a now desperate Randy trashes Marshall's office in hopes of getting fired again because if he quits he does not get severance pay. Marshall realizes that firing Randy is helping him follow his dream, and in the end he does so with a clean conscience. Meanwhile, the gang is enjoying their annual ritual of watching the post Halloween morning walk of shame "parade" and they are surprised to see Robin, dressed as a nurse in that mix. After much speculation and questioning, Lily is convinced Robin slept with Randy who has a crush on her but that Robin is just too embarrassed to admit it. However, after Randy tells them this is not what happened, Robin finally admits the truth: she was shooting a commercial for incontinence adult diapers, playing a nurse for the elderly. She did this to compete with her new co-host Becky who got lots of attention for her commercial for a local boat show. Ted struggles with all the backlash he is getting from Zoey about designing the new GNB headquarters that is being built on the site of a historic building. To makes matters worse, Zoey enrolls as a student in his University class and temporarily turns his students who loved him against him, but ultimately with the help of Lily and her kindergarten-teaching tactics, he regains control of his class.

Episode 08: Natural History
The gang is attending a black tie event at the Natural History Museum, thanks to GNB. Much to Ted’s surprise he runs into Zoey, his nemesis; she is the wife of a huge GNB client, boat enthusiast, self nick-named, the "Captain." Ted is shocked to find out Zoey is the rich trophy wife of this older man.
During the event, Zoey takes Ted aside and manipulates him with a sob story getting him to say incriminating things about GNB and the fact that he regets having to tear down the Arcadian. Ted is shocked to find out Zoey has recorded him. After Zoey overhears her husband telling Ted he will erase the tape, Zoey tells Ted she will erase the tape herself, and beat him fair and square.
Meanwhile, Marshall has been offered a 5 year contract with GNB and he tells Lily he wants to take it, abandoning his dream of becoming an environmental lawyer in exchange for financial security for their family.  She is forced to examine and accept how their priorities have changed since college but there love for one another has not.
Meanwhile, Barney tells the story of when he was 6 at the museum with his Uncle Jerry he broke off a triceratops rib bone and used it to knock down the big blue whale. No one believes him, especially Robin. Barney and Robin proceed to dare each other to touch museum displays topping each other at every exhibit. Now in the Security office, having been caught, the guard references the kid who knocked down the blue whale. He looks up the file and confirms it was Barney and that Barney’s guardian that day, Jerome Whitaker, signed the paperwork confirming he was the boy’s father. Barney is somewhat shocked that his "Uncle Jerry" whom he barely knew may actually be his Dad.

Episode 09: Glitter
Barney discovers a copy of Robin's failed Canadian children's series that she starred in as Robin Sparkles called "Space Teens" about two teenage girls who solve crimes (with the help of Alan Thicke) in space using math. The gang becomes obsessed with watching the show as they are convinced everything has a very sexual double entendre and find the whole thing very pornographic, even though Robin insists it is an innocent kids show. The show features Robin and another teen named Jessica Glitter who we learn was Robin's former best friend. Meanwhile, Lily has been obsessed with talking about having a baby and she senses that Robin is starting to pull away a bit. When Liliy becomes convinced that the reason Robin and Jessica Glitter are no longer friends is because Jessica had a baby, Lily breaks up with Robin to avoid the same fate. Marshall tries to repair the situation by taking Lily to meet Jessica who they discover is the organist for the NY Rangers. Jessica reveals that she is the one who ended the friendship with Robin because she no longer had time for her. Lily and Robin make up as Lily acknowledges that there will always be room for Robin in her life, even with a baby. Meanwhile, Ted's high school friend Punchy comes to town and Ted discovers his best childhood friend has not changed much since Ted left Cleveland.

Episode 10: Blitzgiving
It is the night before Thanksgiving and the gang is at McClaren's hanging out.  Ted decides he is going to call it a night as he is preparing Thanksgiving dinner for everyone the next day and is going to make his "Turturkeykey" which is a turkey stuffed inside another turkey. The gang warns him not to leave early as he runs the risk of becoming "the Blitz." The Blitz is a friend of theirs from college who would always leave early and then something fantastic would always happen. Ted disregards their warning and leaves the bar only to wake up the next morning to find everyone passed out in his apartment boasting about the most incredible night out ever. Also, he finds his nemesis Zoey passed out in their bathtub. Ted is furious that he has missed out and now become "the Blitz", which is further confirmed because their friend Blitz is even there, and even more upset that everyone has now befriended Zoey. When Ted discovers that one of the casualties of the gang's wild night is the door to the oven, they are forced to find a new location to cook their Thanksgiving Dinner. After running out of options, they decide to take Zoey up on her previous night's invitation to have them over to her place since her husband is spending the holiday with his daughter. At Zoey's, things get nasty between Ted and Zoey and she kicks everyone out. However, Ted realizes the reason why Zoey is so upset has nothing to do with him- it is because her stepdaughter refuses to spend the holiday with her. Not wanting her to be alone on the holiday, the gang decides to go back and all have dinner with her. Meanwhile, after Ted's short run as the Blitz, Barney takes his own taxi and the curse of the Blitz is passed along to him and he tries desperately to get rid of it.

Episode 11:  The Mermaid Theory
As Ted and Zoey test whether a guy and a married woman can be friends, he tries to befriend her husband as well. Marshall and Robin try hanging out alone. Barney and Lily have a spat.

Episode 12: False Positive
Upon hearing the news that Marshall and Lily test positive from a home pregnancy test, the gang assesses the meaning of their lives. Lily and Marshall freak out about the news and start to panic about becoming parents and question if they are ready to have kids. They soon discover they are not really pregnant, and are surprisingly happy about it which sends everyone into a tailspin.  Robin debates whether she should take a job as the "coin toss" girl on a TV game show hosted by Alex Trebek or accept the offer to be a researcher position for the World Wide News, which has always been her dream.  Barney debates how he should spend his hefty bonus- on frivolous gifts ala Oprah, with "Barney's Favorite things," and a diamond suit or whether he should donate it to the church organization that helps outfit the less fortunate for job interviews. Meanwhile, Ted has been trying to help his friend Punchy plan his wedding since he is best man and Punchy panics that he may not be ready to get married.  However, as the gang waivers about these decisions, Ted loses it and encourages everyone to embrace the Christmas spirit and sets everyone straight, encouraging them all to make the right decisions- Robin accepts the news job, Marshall and Lily embrace having kids, Punchy gets over his cold feet and Barney donates all his suits to charity.

Episode 13: Bad News
Marshall and Lily still not pregnant, go to see a fertility doctor, Dr. Stangel, who turns out to be Barney's doppelganger. After accepting that Dr. Stangel sis actually not Barney in disguise, he is able to examine Lily and finds she is very fertile, and that Marshall may be the problem. After failing to produce a sample at the doctor's office, Marshall races home for some privacy only to discover his parents are there having shown up unexpectedly for a visit.  Unable to focus on his task with his parents there, he and Lily finally tell his parents the truth about what is going on. It turns out Marshall's sperm is fine and he celebrates his virility with the gang at the bar. Knowing his parents are awaiting his results Marshall goes outside to call his dad with the good news, but there is no answer. Meanwhile, Robin has started her job at World Wide News as a researcher and discovers that her old co-anchor Sandy Rivers is hosting one of their shows, "Hardfire".  Sandy shows the staff a slew of embarrassing clips from Robin's past including "Robin Sparkles"  In the end, Robin is able to embrace the teasing and deflates the power Sandy had from picking on her.  

Episode 14:  Last Words
The gang is in Minnesota for the funeral of Marshall's father Marvin Sr., each trying to find the appropriate role to help Marshall. Robin is the "vice girl" armed with a purse filled with everything from booze to cigarettes to pills. Lily's job is to allow Marshall's mother to pick on her so that she can take care of her, allowing Judy who has been going non-stop, to finally relax.  Ted and Barney try to cheer up Marshall with videos of men being hit in their privates. Making matters even worse for Marshall is that his childhood nemesis Trey, who is as annoying as ever, is conducting the sermon, the theme being "last words". Marshall is frustrated as he recollects different moments to determine what his father's actual last words to him were. His last conversation with his father was petty and somewhat insignificant compared to those of his other family members. However, Marshall eventually realizes he has a voicemail from his father that he had not listened to because his phone had been dead. When he finally gets the courage to listen, he realizes his father's final words to him were "I love you." This experience leads each of the gang to call their father that night after the funeral and Barney calls his Mom and tells her he is ready finally to meet his father.

Episode 15: Oh Honey
Zoey offers to set up Ted up with her cousin, a naive girl who the gang starts to refer to as Honey because her gullible nature makes you want to say "Oh, Honey." However, Ted does not go home with Honey but instead lets Barney make his move. Zoey is thrilled upon hearing the news that Ted did not hook up with Honey. Now realizing he has feelings for Zoey, Ted tries to end their friendship, not wanting to complicate things because she is a married woman. When Zoey demands to know the reason, he ends up accusing Lily of hating her. After confronting Lily, who then blames Robin, who then blames Marshall- Zoey realizes it is Ted who is pushing her away and he refuses to tell her why. Meanwhile, Marshall is still in Minnesota and has been told all versions of the story, including a surprise call from Honey who confides in him that Zoey is getting divorced, and he pieces all the information together to discover Ted and Zoey are in love with one another.

Episode 16: Desperation Day
Barney declares February 13th as a new holiday "Desperation Day" in which single women throw themselves at men in fear of being alone on Valentine's Day. Robin and her single friends from work are at the bar that night in an effort to prove they don't care about the upcoming holiday. Barney finds himself quite taken with Robin's friend Nora. Thanks to Robin, she forfeits her role in his laser tag tournament the next day, and sends Nora to join him which results in Barney having a date on Valentine's Day after all. Meanwhile, Marshall is still in Minnesota consoling his mom. Lily misses him and decides to go to Minnesota to surprise him for Valentine's Day, which they have not spent apart since they met. Lily is surprised to find Marshall has reverted to childlike behavior having his Mom wait on him hand and foot. He refuses to leave with Lily and is driving his mother crazy. Meanwhile, Ted and Zoey's relationship starts to get more serious and an overwhelmed Ted shows up in Minnesota. He and Marshall realize they are both running away, too scared to face reality. With all flights cancelled, they drive back to NY together just in time for Valentine's Day.

Episode 17: Garbage Island
Marshall is back at work after his father’s death feeling apathetic about working at GNB and completely disinterested in having sex with Lily. However, after watching a documentary about “Garbage Island” an island in the Pacific half the size of Texas that is used as a landfill, he becomes obsessed with saving the environment. Marshall forces his new views on McLarens who begin recycling much to the dismay of Wendy the waitress who must now carry the bottles to the recycling facility after work every night. He also makes a presentation to GNB which will cost the company millions of dollars and results in one of his colleagues getting fired for supporting it. Eventually Marshall realizes he is using this cause to find meaning in his life and Lily gives Marshall her blessing to quit his job at GNB to pursue his dream of practicing environmental law. Meanwhile, Barney is offended that after his laser tag date with Nora she did not go home with him and tells Robin that he refuses to pursue her. However, when Robin leads him to believe that Nora has met someone else, Barney admits he really likes her and gets her number to call for a second date. Ted volunteers to go pick up a box of Zoey’s things from her old apartment as she fears running into her ex-husband, The Captain. Ted runs into him in the lobby of the building and is invited up to his study where The Captain confides in Ted about the end of his marriage, and that he knows Zoey left him for someone else. After convincing The Captain it was not another man who is to blame for his marriage ending he admits that he is the one now dating Zoey.

Episode 18: A Change of Heart
After the death of Marshall's father, the gang decides to all get their hearts checked out by a doctor. Barney has a slight irregularity and must wear a heart monitor on his date with Nora. Through the doctor's analysis of his EKG, we learn that Barney has true feelings for this girl but is too afraid of a serious relationship. Meanwhile, Robin starts dating a guy "Scooby" who ironically acts just like a dog.  

Episode 19: Legendaddy
Barney’s father Jerome finally responds to Barney’s letter and shows up at his front door. After learning his father is nothing more than a suburban driving instructor, Barney decides he wants nothing to do with him. However, the he gang convinces Barney to give him another chance, he agrees to go to Jerome’s house for dinner with his wife and son. Ultimately, Barney reveals he is not upset that his Dad is not the cool guy he had hoped but actually is hurt that Jerome now has the traditional family he always wanted.

Episode 20: The Exploding Meatball Sub
Marshall finally quits his job at GNB and takes a volunteer position at an environmental organization. Lily tries to support this decision but eventually snaps, contemplating a whirlwind trip to Spain. After Zoey is able to get enough signatures for her petition to stop the building of the new GNB headquarters which would destroy an historical landmark, Ted realizes how difficult it is to be with a non-supportive partner. Meanwhile, Barney is distraught over Marshall's leaving GNB but while Robin is convinced it is an emotional response to abandonment issues, it turns out he is just angry he can not play a practical joke on him that he had been planning for months.  

Episode 21: Hopeless
When Barney's father Jerry reaches out to spend time with him, Barney plans a wild night in the city in hopes of finding some connection to his very boring suburban-driving instructor Dad. Barney invites the gang, asking them all to play more exciting versions of themselves in an attempt to impress Jerry. However, after their crazy night of partying ends up with Barney and Jerry being arrested, Jerry admits that he faked being drunk in an attempt to bond with Barney and Barney realizes he may be getting closer with his father after all. Meanwhile, Robin runs into her “crush” whom she met in a department store years ago only to have the moment ruined by Ted who, per Barney's instructions, is pretending to be Robin's boyfriend.

Episode 22: The Perfect Cocktail
After leaving his job, Marshall is given a horrific referral from GNB to an environmental law firm and decides to get even by representing Zoey in her efforts to save the Arcadian hotel. Barney feels betrayed by Marshall and the two get in a huge fight which results in their getting the entire gang banned from the bar. The girls decide the best way to get them to make up is to get them drunk; paying close attention to the effects different alcohol will have. In the end, after many rounds of different drinks Barney and Marshall make up, however the next morning they wake up not remembering any of it, and remain at odds. Meanwhile, instead of the romantic getaway they had planned, Ted takes Zoey to stay at the Arcadian for the night to prove that this run down rodent infested building is not worth saving. Zoey tries her best to endure it, but ultimately admits to Ted that she grew up at the Arcadian and it is a part of who she is. All making sense to him now, Ted decides to support her in saving the Arcadian.   

Episode 23: Landmarks
Ted must decide to testify whether or not the Arcadian is a landmark in front of the Historical Preservation committee. While professionally he believes it is an eyesore, his personal conflict is between siding with his girlfriend Zoey or his best friend Barney. Ultimately, he realizes he must do the right thing and advocates the building's destruction but is blindsided when Zoey produces an audio recording of Ted saying just the opposite. Ultimately, when "vandals" remove iconic stonework from the building the committee decides it is no longer worth preserving. Ted also realizes after her betrayal that Zoey is not the woman he will spend the rest of his life and breaks up with her confirming she is not the "Mother" in this story.

Episode 24: Challenge Accepted
Ted starts to feel pressure and insecurity as plans for the Arcadian get underway and Barney and Robin are fearful that this will drive him to get back together with Zoey. When Ted is nowhere to be found, Barney and Robin follow a trail of clues to Brooklyn so they can stop him from making a big mistake and are able to catch him in the nick of time. Meanwhile Lily gets horrible food poisoning from a grungy deli she and Marshall like and Marshall, who ate the same thing a few hours later, becomes concerned that the same fate is upon him. Things get worse when Marshall gets a call to come in that day for his dream job interview at an environmental law firm and must figure out how to make it through the interview without getting sick.

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Episode 1: The Best Man
The Best Man: ­Picking up from last season, Ted is best man at Barney’s wedding to a mystery bride. Barney has some pre wedding jitters which reminds Ted of the worst wedding ever, his friend Punchy’s. We flashback to Punchy’s wedding in the present day where Ted is the best man, and the entire wedding is greatly anticipating Ted’s toast because to everyone’s amusement, Ted has a history of getting very emotional. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily have not told the gang that they are pregnant and are trying to keep it a secret so Marshall is forced to drink Lily’s drinks to avoid any suspicion. Marshall proceeds to get very drunk and comes close to ruining the wedding numerous times. In addition, Lily has forced Robin to admit to she still has feelings for Barney and just as Robin is preparing to tell him he gets a call from his ex-girlfriend Nora. Marshall and Lily eventually decide it is time to tell the gang their baby news. In the end, Ted gives his speech and as expected, is brought to tears, however Marshall interrupts him and announces to everyone that Ted’s tears are of joy and points to Lily saying she is pregnant. The bride thinks he is pointing at her and is shocked he has exposed that she is actually pregnant which upsets her father who in turn gets in a fight with Punchy’s father, ultimately ruining the wedding.

Episode 2: The Naked Truth ­
Marshall is offered the job of his dreams at an environmental law firm and is worried that during his background check, they will find immature videos from his past including one in which he is very drunk and streaks. After unsuccessfully attempting to have it taken down, he is convinced he will not get the job. But much to his surprise, he gets the job regardless. Meanwhile, Barney goes out with Nora and can’t help but lie to her yet again. After coming completely clean with her, she rejects him, and he vows to stay at the diner until she agrees to go out with him, which she eventually does. In addition, Ted has started dating again but cannot decide which girl to bring as his date to an important event. Realizing he doesn’t have feelings for any of them, he takes Robin and when he least expects it, he bumps into his old flame Victoria.

Episode 3: Ducky Tie
During dinner at a Japanese Steak House, Ted tells everyone about his recent run in with Victoria, an old girlfriend he was in a long distance relationship with but ruined by cheating on her with Robin. Victoria catered dessert at the event Ted was attending, and to clear his conscience as well as spend time with her, Ted goes home with her to help clean up the kitchen. During their encounter, Ted discovers that Victoria is about to get engaged and also the real reason their relationship did not work out. Meanwhile Lily and Marshall, thinking Barney is drunk and off his game, make a bet with him; if Barney’s hibachi chef skills match that of their chef, tricks included, he gets to touch Lily’s pregnancy endowed chest, if he loses he has to wear Marshall’s ducky tie for a year. Turns out Barney scammed Lily and Marshall, and has been training to be a hibachi chef for months. While Barney is performing his chef tricks, Lily distracts him by flashing her chest causing him to mess up, resulting in him losing the bet, and having to wear the ducky tie.

Episode 4: The Stinson Missile Crisis
During a court mandated therapy session for assault, Robin tells her therapist Kevin, the story of what landed her in his office. Nora had gone away for a few days to cover a news story, during which time Barney realized he had left some loose ends in his constant pursuit of women and enlists Robin’s help. After ridding of all the evidence the two go out to celebrate but Nora shows up and surprises him. A jealous Robin directs a girl, lured into the bar by one of Barney’s schemes, to where Barney and Nora are eating, and at the last minute has a change of heart and tackles the girl outside the restaurant, thus preserving Barney’s good boyfriend status. Meanwhile Ted is becoming too involved in Marshall and Lily’s pregnancy, questioning Lily’s doctor’s laid back attitude and Marshall starts to question her decisions too. Ted signs them up for a birthing class that Lily refuses to attend so he and Marshall go without her. In the end, Marshall realizes he was wrong to be influenced by Ted and apologizes to Lily. Ted acknowledges that he is wrong and is clinging to them in part for wanting a family of his own and he steps back giving them the space they need.

Episode 5: Field Trip ­
Marshall, having just started working at an Environmental law firm, is surprised and disappointed by his their soft approach in settling a big case. Cootes, Marshall’s boss, takes Marshall into his office and fiercely unloads on how the world has been destroyed and the least he can do is keep his team in good spirits. Marshall powerfully expresses how they can still make a difference and save the planet, reigniting Cootes’ spirit and his determination to fight back.  Meanwhile, Ted takes his disinterested architecture class on a field trip to the GNB construction site, but for safety reasons, is not permitted on the premises. Barney helps Ted stall with the class while he scrambles for a new destination. In addition, Kevin tells Robin he can no longer see her because is moving out of town. However, she runs into him at a diner and he admits he lied because he has feelings for her. Unethical that they date, they continue to have breakfast together as friends which is short lived and they begin dating; however to make things fair since he spent two sessions as her therapist, Kevin reveals his own vulnerabilities. Meanwhile, Barney is convinced Nora has lied to him about her age because she hates Ewoks.

Episode 6: Mystery Vs. History ­
Ted meets a girl at the bar and the two make a pact not to look each other up on the internet beforehand. During Ted’s date, Barney and Robin can’t help themselves and do a search on his date. Shocked by what they find, they text Ted and encourage him to look her up while she is in the ladies room. Overwhelmed to find out her amazing accomplishments, Ted suddenly feels very insecure and blows his chances with her. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily decide to wait to find out the sex of their baby, so the doctor gives them a sealed envelope with the baby’s gender should they change their minds. However, Barney refuses to let it remain a secret and harasses them into letting him open the envelope, tempted to know, Marshall throws the information out the window. While Ted is talking, Marshall notices the paper he threw out the window stuck to bottom of Ted’s shoe; it’s a boy. Additionally, Kevin as a therapist, can’t help but expresses his concerns about their very dysfunctional behavior.

Episode 7: Noretta
The gang is disturbed as they each realize their partners remind them of a parent. While their partners flash in and out of being their parent, Barney and Nora go on a special date and plan on having sex for the first time. It turns out to be a catastrophic evening filled with injuries and unpleasant circumstances, but in the end they do what they set out to. Meanwhile Lily is feeling very unattractive as she is getting larger with her pregnancy, and Marshall does everything he can to make her feel sexy, all the while each seeing their father’s in each other spoiling the mood. In addition Kevin is jealous of Ted, feeling he and Robin are so close they must still have feelings for each other, however it becomes clear to Kevin that this is not the case, and he befriends Ted seeing how fragile he is being the only one not in a relationship.

Episode 8: The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
When Ted sees the "Slutty Pumpkin” costume in a storefront window, he is able to track down the woman he met ten years ago at a Halloween party. Although Naomi is perfect on paper for Ted, he feels no chemistry, nor does she, despite their best efforts. Meanwhile, Lily’s grandparents give Marshall and Lily the key, and ownership to their house in the suburbs. Lily, who has always hated the suburbs, wants the house because she has " Pregnancy Brain,” and her hormones are causing her to act irrationally. Although Marshall wants to move, he doesn’t want to take advantage of her irrational thoughts, and they need to wait until the baby is born before they make any big decisions. In addition, Robin discovers that Barney is a quarter Canadian and endlessly teases him.

Episode 9: Disaster Averted
To answer the question about the origin of the "Absolutely No Boogie Boarding” sign outside the bar, Ted tells the story of what happened during Hurricane Irene. Despite Ted’s insistence that they need to evacuate, their plans get delayed and the gang is forced to stay in the city. During this time, Marshall is in limbo between health insurances, and is very paranoid he will injure himself insisting that Lily constantly be by his side to protect him, much to her annoyance. However, after the storm, Marshall is able to let go of his fears and boogie boards into the bar (hence the sign). In present day, Barney is determined to convince Marshall to free him from the ducky tie bet because Barney will be meeting Nora’s parents. Barney tempts Marshall by offering him another slap for the slap bet, and Marshall agrees that he can stop wearing the tie for three more slaps. Later, Barney and Robin discuss how they shared a moment during the storm and that they’re glad nothing happened, but this results in the two kissing.

Episode 10: Tick Tick Tick....
­Robin and Barney face the aftermath of their hook up, and are filled with incredible guilt because they are both in relationships with other people. The four all end up together on a work cruise and the tension mounts. Barney laments that maybe this is Robin and his chance to rekindle their relationship, because he still has feelings for her, but Robin is hesitant. Although Barney tells Nora the truth, Kevin stops Robin before she can confess and says that he loves her — leaving Barney completely heartbroken. Ted, Marshall, and Lily attend Groovapalooza, a music festival featuring nineties hippie bands. Ted and Marshall smoke pot, despite Lily’s insistence that Marshall needs to be responsible as a future father. Ted and Marshall’s quest to buy nachos for Lily becomes a metaphor for lost time and anxiety about the future.

Episode 11: The Rebound Girl ­
It is Thanksgiving and Ted and Barney swear that they’re done with girls because of Ted’s string of failed relationships and Barney’s messy break-up with Nora. In this unstable state, they devise a brilliant plan: they should adopt a child together and it’ll be drama-free because they’re bros. However, Ted and Barney slowly spiral into couple-like behavior and have a huge argument with Ted telling Barney that he’s unfit to be a father. When Barney shows up at the house with an actual baby, the gang is very alarmed. They discover the baby belongs to a friend of James’s (Barney’s brother). Ted and Barney are pulled back into reality when James tells them to be patient because they will soon meet the right person. In a surprising twist, Robin tells Barney that she’s pregnant. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily officially decide to move to the suburbs when they see how nice and spacious the house is compared to their cramped apartment in the city, despite Robin’s protests to the contrary.

Episode 12: Symphony of Illumination
Robin tells Barney that she might be pregnant: she hasn’t had sex with Kevin, so it’s Barney’s. Robin has never wanted children and her stance is confirmed when she sees a formerly elegant couple exhausted and disheveled from parenthood. At the doctor, Robin is told that she’s not pregnant, but she’s infertile. This devastates Robin and she covers to the gang by she is ineligible to compete in the Olympics as a pole vaulter as a metaphor to explain why she’s upset. Eventually, Robin comes to terms with her infertility because she knows that she’ll never be alone, thanks to her friends.  Meanwhile, Marshall is determined to decorate his house in the suburbs with the most spectacular Christmas lights display and enlists the help of a neighborhood teenager named Scott, who looks up to Marshall as a father figure. However, Scott was only using Marshall, and throws a party in the house while Marshall is trapped on the roof.

Episode 13: Tailgate
On New Years’ Day, Marshall is at the cemetery to visit his father’s grave and have a private tailgate party with his father and to his dismay his brothers Marcus and Marvin Jr, show up to do the same. Marshall attempts to retain his privacy and tells his father about the gang’s New Year’s Eve. Ted and Barney decide to convert Ted’s apartment into a bar called " Puzzles” and invite everyone up to celebrate. All seems fine until the scene grows chaotic and Ted’s apartment is trashed by the drunken crowd. Meanwhile, Robin gets called in last minute by a drunken Sandy to produce NYE live at Times Square. Robin is left chasing after Sandy, who has gone off, and stalling the broadcast. However, it works out in her favor as she gets to go on camera live to fill in for Sandy and count down to the New Year. Meanwhile, Lily finally calls her father in Chicago to tell him she is pregnant and he seems to have no reaction. However, Lily is surprised to find him on her doorstep New Year’s Day having driven all night to congratulate her in person.

Episode 14: 46 Minutes
­Marshall and Lily have officially moved to the suburbs, and Lily’s father, Mickey, has been living with them. Both Marshall and Lily are pushed to their limits by Mickey and Marshall kicks him out. After Marshall blows a fuse and Mickey guides him through a dark house to the fuse box in the basement, they make amends and they invite Mickey to stay. Meanwhile Barney takes the rest of the gang to a strip club, where they see Jasmine, Lily’s stripper doppelganger. The gang ends up having a crazy night with Jasmine and her Russian boyfriend at an underground poker game but ultimately they rob them of all Ted’s winnings. They decide at the end of their crazy night to get on a train and go see Marshall and Lily for breakfast. In addition Robin and Kevin try to impress each other and agree to everything end up playing an escalating game of "relationship chicken.”

Episode 15: The Burning Beekeeper
­Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, and Lily asks her father Mickey not to ruin it. However, Mickey admits he has just started a honey business and has 10,000 bees in the basement. Things start to get even worse when Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall’s boss, Mr. Cootes, Barney hits on a crazy divorcee, Lily makes Marshall confront Cootes about overworking him and a wheel of cheese is attacked by mice. Ultimately, the night comes to a spectacular close when Mr. Cootes runs through the house ablaze in a kerosene-drenched beekeeper’s suit after Mickey suggests he try beekeeping as a hobby.

Episode 16: The Drunk Train
After suffering through a blind date, Barney drags Ted along to pick up women on "the drunk train” the last train at night from Manhattan to Long Island. However, when Barney continually fails to pick someone up, Ted realizes, it’s all a cover for the fact that he actually has feelings for his date, Quinn. Meanwhile, Marshall, Lily, Robin, and Kevin embark on a couples’ getaway weekend in which Kevin proposes to her, but Robin is crushed when Kevin breaks things off after learning she can’t have kids nor does she want them.

Episode 17: No Pressure
­Ted confesses his love to Robin right before she leaves for Russia, proposing they start dating again and she says she will give him an answer when she returns. Lily and Marshall try to sway the outcome because of a bet they made years ago over whether Ted and Robin’s relationship will last. Meanwhile, Barney goes snooping for Marshall and Lily’s sex tape, but winds up discovering that the couple has a secret box filled with bets on their friends’ lives. Upon returning home, Robin admits that she doesn’t love Ted and thinks they should remain friends, while Marshall decides it’s for the best that Robin move out.

Episode 18: Karma
Barney can’t stop thinking about Quinn and is surprised to find her at The Lusty Leopard where she works as a stripper. Quinn goes on to play him multiple times over the course of days, and gets a lot of money out of him in tips. He finally realizes that she is manipulating him and feels he is getting his pay back for the way he has treated women in the past. He runs into her at a coffee shop and after spending some time together and talking, he knows he has met his match. Meanwhile Ted is doing all he can to distract himself from the sadness of Robin moving out and trying to make use of her empty room. At the same time Robin is staying on Long Island with Marshall and Lily and they are trying to convert her into a suburbanite. In the end they admit they hate it there, and thought if she would stay it would make it bearable, and Ted decides it is time to move out and on with his life and gives his apartment to Marshall and Lily, and turns what was Robin’s room into their baby’s room.

Episode 19: The Broath
Barney wants his friends to meet Quinn without prejudgment, but Ted breaks his promise and tells everyone she’s a stripper and he believes she is only after him for his money. After throwing a successful intervention to break up Barney and Quinn, the gang regrets their actions until they realize it was all a set-up by the new couple to teach them a lesson. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily try to outdo one another by telling their friends embarrassing sex stories, while Ted and Robin finally come to a reconciliation to repair their friendship.

Episode 20: Trilogy Time
Barney and Quinn take the next step and move in together, but when Barney is unwilling to get rid of any of his old possessions, the gang suspects he thinks his relationship with Quinn won’t last. Meanwhile, Ted, Marshall, and Barney embark on another trilogy time, the three year event where they get together to watch the Star Wars trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. While Ted and Marshall have always envisioned successful careers and marriages, Barney’s fantasy has remained the same: a new girl, a new opportunity to have sex. However, this year Barney realizes he wants to be with Quinn in three years. Meanwhile, Ted loses hope that 2015 will be any better for him…until a flash forward reveals that in three years he will, in fact, have a newborn and be with the mystery mother of his children.

Episode 21: Now We're Even
When Lily has a sex dream about someone she knows, Marshall tries to trick her into revealing who it is, only to be dumbfounded when the person is Ranjit. Meanwhile, Barney badgers Ted into some wild nights out as a distraction to his insecurity about Quinn's stripping, leading Ted to realize that Barney is in love with her. Finally, Robin is sorely disappointed that her reporter job doesn't provide her with celebrity recognition, only to see fate reversed when her news helicopter pilot suffers a stroke and she is forced to land the chopper herself while the whole city watches.

Episode 22: Good Crazy
Barney and Ted each deal with girl trouble. Barney tries to play it cool and pretends he is okay with his girlfriend Quinn’s occupation as a stripper. However, he finds he is extremely jealous and tries to get her to switch careers. Ted turns to online dating to get over his feelings for Robin, but when all the women he meets remind him of Robin, he realizes his conscience is telling him to fix their damaged friendship. Meanwhile, Marshall starts to drive Lily nuts with all his baby over-preparation, so Lily sends him away to a guys’ weekend in Atlantic City only for Lily to go into labor while Marshall is drunk and has turned his cell phone off.

Episode 23: The Magician's Code (Part One)
A drunk Marshall and Barney desperately try to get out of Atlantic City and to the hospital, in order to get back in time before Lily gives birth. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin try to sooth and distract Lily during her painful contractions by telling her funny stories about their group, including the time Robin and Ted were cab-napped by a homeless man, the time Marshall thought his pants were cursed, the time Barney acted like the Terminator to pick up girls and the tale of the mysterious door at McLarens. At the hospital, Lily panics as she goes into labor and Marshall is still not there, but her father, Mickey, shows up to try and comfort her. Finally, Marshall arrives in the nick of time to see the birth of his son.

Episode 24: The Magician's Code (Part Two)
Barney and Quinn go on their first vacation together and get stopped by airport security because of a magic trick Barney refuses to open due to "Magician’s Code”; Robin struggles to get a good picture of baby Marvin for the birth announcement, and Ted gets in touch with his ex-girlfriend Victoria wondering if he still has a chance.

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Episode 1: Farhampton
Robin’s anxiety on her wedding day to Barney prompts Ted to recount the time in which he insisted on leaving Victoria’s jilted fiancé Klaus a note before they drove off into the sunset together. In the process of leaving the note, he runs into Klaus who is on his way out and has his own apology letter to Victoria. Back in the car, Ted makes a pit stop at the Farhampton train station to ask Klaus why he didn’t want to marry her and he explains that he didn’t have Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz, the German expression for love of absolute certainty. Barney reveals that he hasn’t been forthright to Quinn about his history with Robin while Lily and Marshall struggle to stay awake as new parents. The episode ends with Ted leaving Barney and Robin’s wedding to visit the same train platform as the woman with a yellow umbrella stands on the other side.

Episode 2: The Pre-Nup
Barney designs an extensive pre-nup at the recommendation of his co-worker Arthur. Quinn is outraged to find it is not just terms for divorce, but he has laid out rules for her behavior during the marriage. Ted, Marshall and Robin’s boyfriend Nick side with Barney and each propose their own relationship amendments to Victoria, Lily and Robin, who all react in indignation. Quinn presents her own comprehensive pre-nup to Barney, with the girls on her side and the guys defending him. Everyone argues for their own preferred clause until Arthur intermediates to demand that they all admit their real issues behind the clauses. Everyone manages to resolve their conflicts with the exception of Barney and Quinn, who realize that their mutual lack of trust means they shouldn’t get married. The episode ends with future Barney refusing Arthur’s suggestion to have a pre-nup in his upcoming marriage to Robin.

Episode 3: Nannies
Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny within their budget until they meet Julie, who declines their offer and explains that she is running off to Paris to be with a billionaire single father she just met. Lily and Marshall figure out that Barney is her suitor and when they confront him, he explains his elaborate scheme to pose as a single father to meet sympathetic nannies. Lily’s dad Mickey proves that he can be a good babysitter when he takes care of Marvin in Marshall and Lily’s absence and they agree to let him be their new nanny. Robin and Ted butt heads over who has a more serious relationship until each breaks down and admits the shortcomings of their significant other.

Episode 4: Who Wants to Be a Godparent?
Marshall and Lily almost get hit by a car, and they decide to create a will which makes them question who should be named Baby Marvin’s legal guardian. After much deliberation, they decide to hold an official "game show” style competition amongst Barney, Robin and Ted to choose a godparent. However, their friends’ dubious answers about parenting cause the couple to express doubt about any of their capabilities as godparents. In response, Ted, Robin and Barney point out Marshall and Lily’s shortcomings as friends since they have been absent from their lives after having Marvin. Marshall and Lily realize they have been neglecting their friends and catch up with them at MacLaren’s, ultimately deciding to give all three of them triple custody of Marvin in their will.

Episode 5: The Autumn of Break-Ups
When Ted is oblivious to Victoria’s hints about wanting more commitment in their relationship, Lily and Marshall explain the subtext to him. Ted decides to propose to Victoria and she accepts, but with the condition that he end his friendship with Robin. When Ted cannot agree to her request, Victoria breaks up with him. Robin is concerned about Barney’s mental state when he forms an unhealthy attachment to Brover, a dog that becomes his wingman. She persuades her boyfriend Nick to allow her to invite Barney over for dinner with them and ends up comforting him after Brover’s owner shows up to take him back.

Episode 6: Splitsville
When Robin’s boyfriend Nick pulls his groin playing basketball for Marshall’s after-work team, he and Robin spend more time talking and less time having sex. This new dynamic, leads to Robin’s realization that Nick is dumb and she decides she must break up with him. Robin takes Nick to a dessert place called Splitsville to end things but she loses her resolve. Barney shows up and confesses his love for Robin, later claiming the whole act was just a ploy to help her end things with Nick. Ted is unsuccessful at proving that his architecture knowledge translates to basketball skills. After suffering through a long hiatus from having sex since Marvin’s birth, Lily and Marshall finally find time away from Marvin to do the deed.

Episode 7: The Stamp Tramp
Marshall recommends his old law school classmate Brad for a position at his firm and loses the trust of his boss when Brad makes a fool of himself in the interview. Marshall ends up regaining his trust by continually recommending good things but puts his job at risk is when his boss discovers that Brad was only there to steal the firm’s strategy for a case. Marshall’s tendency to give everything his stamp of approval incites a debate between Ted and Lily over who gives the best stamp. After Ted’s old tapes from college prove he has been piggybacking on Lily’s recommendations, he sees one tape in which he gave the ultimate stamp when he told Marshall to date Lily. Robin acts as Barney’s agent when he fields competing membership offers from various strip clubs and their time together leads to a drunken kiss.

Episode 8: Twelve Horny Women
Marshall goes up against his old law school classmate Brad in court and has difficulty proving his case when Brad distracts the judge and with his physical assets. Marshall is able to outsmart Brad, but the judge only gives Brad’s pharmaceutical company an inconsequential fine. Marshall’s experience motivates him to apply to be a judge, where he would have real power to make change. Ted, Lily, Barney and Robin debate over which of them was the biggest teenage badass. Barney and Robin unconvincingly agree to just be friends.

Episode 9: Lobster Crawl
After Robin flirts with Barney despite having closed the door to the possibility of a relationship, Lily calls her out on the "Lobster situation,” or wanting things she cannot have much like the time she ate lobster in spite of being allergic. Robin comes up with the plan to sleep with Barney in order to get him out of her system. Barney doesn’t take the bait and shares his realization that he is still searching for what he really wants in life. Robin is shocked when she tries to seduce him one last time only to find him on a date with her co-worker Patrice. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily confront Ted about his investment in experiencing baby Marvin’s firsts as a coping mechanism to replace his other "baby” the GNB tower he built which is now complete.

Episode 10: The Over-Correction
Robin dismisses Ted’s theory of over-correction to explain why Barney is dating Patrice, as she believes he is going through some sort of crisis and she becomes determined to break them up. She sneaks into Barney’s apartment in hopes of taking his playbook to show Patrice his womanizing ways but is forced to hide in the closet when Barney and Patrice arrive there. Ted and Lily end up stuck in separate closets in Barney’s apartment along with her and they are shocked when Barney sincerely tells Patrice the truth about his playbook and how she has helped him change into a better man. When Robin suggests they stage an intervention for him, the group sets up an intervention for Robin instead. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are horrified to learn that Marshall’s mother Judy and Lily’s father Mickey have been sleeping together.

Episode 11: The Final Page Part 1
Ted invites his former architecture professor to the opening of the GNB building as a way to prove him wrong for telling him he would never succeed as an architect. When his professor returns the invite claiming not to know who Ted is, he goes back to the Wesleyan campus to confront him but comes to realize that his preoccupation with getting recognition stems from his own personal demons. Robin learns the same lesson when she recognizes that her animosity for Patrice is a result of her feelings for Barney. Marshall and Lily are frightened by a creepy acquaintance from college who turns out to be harmless. Barney takes his jinx curse seriously and maintains his silence until Ted says his name, allowing Barney to reveal to Ted that he is planning to ask Patrice to marry him.

Episode 12: The Final Page Part 2
Ted invites his former architecture professor to the opening of the GNB building as a way to prove him wrong for telling him he would never succeed as an architect. When his professor returns the invite claiming not to know who Ted is, he goes back to the Wesleyan campus to confront him but comes to realize that his preoccupation with getting recognition stems from his own personal demons. Robin learns the same lesson when she recognizes that her animosity for Patrice is a result of her feelings for Barney. Marshall and Lily are frightened by a creepy acquaintance from college who turns out to be harmless. Barney takes his jinx curse seriously and maintains his silence until Ted says his name, allowing Barney to reveal to Ted that he is planning to ask Patrice to marry him.

Episode 13: Band or DJ?
After Robin learns Barney didn’t ask for her father’s permission to marry her, he reaches out to Robin Sr. who refuses to give his blessing until Barney proves himself to him. When Robin discovers her father remarried without informing her, she rescinds his invite to the wedding. Barney convinces Robin Sr. to make amends with Robin and she is overjoyed to receive her first apology from her father. Meanwhile, Lily shares her woes about being a mother to Ted in order to get him to admit to the subtext behind his insistence on a DJ instead of a band for Robin and Barney’s wedding. She convinces Ted to put his feelings for Robin aside and a flashforward shows Ted helping the couple find a band for their wedding.

Episode 14: Ring Up
Ted surprises the group when he reveals he is dating a 20 year old, but he decides to stop seeing her when he realizes they have nothing in common. Barney gets Ted to sleep with her so he can vicariously live through him, but he is horrified to learn that the girl is his half-sister Carly. When Barney reacts by staging a wedding for them, Ted stops him and points out that his insistence on commitment means he no longer has an appetite for one-night-stands. Meanwhile, Robin discovers her engagement ring prevents her from getting free stuff and struggles to adjust. Marshall goes for a tougher image to seduce Lily.

Episode 15: P.S. I Love You
When Ted insists that meeting his new love interest Jeannette is an act of destiny, Marshall and Lily claim she is simply a crazy stalker. Ted tries arguing his Dobler-Dahmer theory that there is a fine line between love and insanity to justify Jeannette’s behavior, which incites Lily to confess that she actually went to great lengths to meet Marshall in college. Meanwhile, Barney heads to Canada to track down the mystery man Robin was obsessed with as a teenager and uncovers a long-lost video recounting her breakdown from Robin Sparkles to angst-ridden grunge rocker Robin Daggers.

Episode 16: Bad Crazy
After Ted informs the group that he broke up with his crazy girlfriend Jeannette, he instructs Marshall and Barney not to let her into his apartment while he is gone. Jeannette comes by under the pretense of retrieving a book from Ted’s room and barricades herself in there instead. Ted admits he never officially broke up with Jeannette and the group accepts their relationship after coming to the conclusion that her crazy behavior is a reflection of Ted’s current emotional state. Meanwhile, in a series of flash-forwards, Robin finally admits to future Lily that she was previously afraid to hold baby Marvin and had allowed Mike Tyson to pick him up. In the present, Robin finds herself finally holding Marvin for the first time and becoming attached to him.

Episode 17: The Ashtray
When Ted receives a voicemail from The Captain, the gang speculates what it could be regarding. Ted and Robin recount their memory of their last encounter with The Captain and discover that both their versions of the story are wrong after Lily details what really happened. She had stolen The Captain’s expensive ashtray after he insulted her taste in art and her occupation as a kindergarten teacher. Lily believes The Captain was right and admits that she regrets giving up on her dream of working in the art world, but when she gives back the ashtray she assumes he called for, The Captain explains he was actually calling her with a job offer to be his new art consultant since the painting she favorably pointed out that night just sold for millions. Lily accepts the position and the gang celebrates her achievement.

Episode 18: Weekend at Barney's
When Ted tries winning Jeanette back after she breaks up with him, Barney intervenes to help him land a new girl using his playbook, revealing the one he burned was a replica. As he guides Ted through various outlandish and unsuccessful plays, Robin walks in and is upset to learn Barney lied to her about the playbook. Barney manages to console her while Ted goes back to Jeanette, who shortly thereafter discovers the playbook and ends up trashing Ted’s apartment and destroying the playbook. All this leads to Ted’s decision to stop dating until he finds the one. Meanwhile, Marshall’s unintentional antics end up impressing an artist Lily wants to do business with at an art gallery opening.

Episode 19: The Fortress
Robin gets Barney to reluctantly agree to sell his apartment in order to start their marriage together in a home with a clean slate. At the open house, Barney drives away prospective buyers by showing them the amenities he installed to trick women into sleeping with him, but a couple opts to buy the apartment anyway. When Robin discovers that the couple plans to completely gut the apartment, she reneges on the offer and decides to move in after realizing her appreciation for all aspects of Barney. Meanwhile, Lily’s commitment to her new job as The Captain’s art consultant places a strain on her relationship with Marshall. They reach a compromise when Lily sets boundaries for The Captain’s demands while Marshall agrees to be more supportive of Lily’s career. Also, with Lily gone all the time, Marshall and Ted watch their favorite show "Woodworthy Manor” without her.

Episode 20: The Time Travelers
When Barney tries convincing Ted to accompany him to a "Robots Versus Wrestlers” show, Ted has an existential moment when versions of his future self argue about whether or not he should go. As they debate, the coat check girl Ted met eight years ago walks into MacLaren’s and he prepares to approach her, only to be stopped by two versions of her future self that warn him their relationship is doomed. Future Barney consoles him and reveals that the entire sequence of events was imagined by Ted as he is actually sitting alone at the bar, looking at a single ticket for the "Robots” show while the rest of the gang is occupied with their own lives. Ted decides against going to the show and chooses to embrace the present, but not before running to the future mother’s apartment to kiss her and profess his plans to fall in love with her in 45 days.

Episode 21: Romeward Bound
When The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome for a year to be his art consultant there, she fears that Marshall will resent her for ending his career if he agrees to the move. Lily decides to turn down the job and visits Marshall at the office only to discover the firm has gone to shambles and that his heart is no longer in environmental law. Marshall vows to get Lily’s job back, but after he convinces The Captain to rehire her, she turns down the position again and admits she is afraid of failing in Rome. Marshall reassures Lily and she finally agrees to take the leap abroad. Meanwhile, Ted and Barney are captivated by a girl whose amazing body is hidden underneath a puffy jacket and Barney proves to Robin that he can ask the girl to take off her coat without hitting on her.

Episode 22: The Bro Mitzvah
Ted and Marshall throw Barney a bachelor party that goes from lame to worse as the festivities include an appearance from Ralph Macchio (the "wrong” Karate Kid), a silent clown, and the hiring of Barney’s ex-fiancé Quinn to be the party’s stripper. After Robin calls Barney with the news that his mother Loretta has gone wild during their girl’s night out, Barney tries driving back to rescue them but forces the group to make a detour to Atlantic City to salvage his night with some crazy Chinese gambling. Barney puts Marshall up for collateral after losing his money and heads home to an angry Robin who calls off the wedding when she sees Quinn with them. Just as the Chinese mobsters come back to torture Barney, Robin reveals that she and the gang planned the entire night as a disaster on purpose to meet Barney’s request to have a the most memorable night of his life. Barney’s excitement at being tricked is further heighted when the silent clown reveals his identity.

Episode 23: Something Old
When Marshall and Lily ask for Ted's help packing their things for Italy, he insists on having them keep an old and worn bean bag chair. After distracting him, they are able to throw the chair out, but Ted explains its sentimental value and fears they will no longer need his friendship in Italy just as they no longer need the chair. Ted relents and gives up the chair realizing that you can’t hold on to the past. Meanwhile, Robin searches in Central Park for a locket she buried as a child to be the "something old" item for her nuptials and calls Barney for help, but he is too busy playing laser tag with her father. Ted comes to Robin's aid and when they finally dig up the locket box only to find it empty, she believes it is a sign from the universe telling her not to marry Barney. Ted and Robin end up holding hands and sharing a moment.

Episode 24: Something New
Ted reveals to Lily his plan to sell the house he has been working on in the suburbs and move to Chicago immediately after Robin and Barney’s wedding. After Lily hears about Robin’s missing locket, she tells Ted that Robin had placed the locket in his pencil box one drunken night while professing her love for him years ago, and he resolves to give the recovered locket to Robin as a wedding gift. Meanwhile, when Marshall takes baby Marvin to visit his mother in Minnesota before the trip to Rome, he receives a call with a job offer to be a judge in a Brooklyn courthouse and accepts the position without telling Lily. After an obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin’s planned night of relaxation, they resolve to break up the couple with an elaborate ruse but end up provoking a marriage proposal.

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Episode 1: The Locket
After Lily worries about Ted’s motives in giving Robin’s locket back, Ted and Lily attempt to go on a road trip from Manhattan to Farhampton. However, Ted’s endless facts drive Lily only to the train station, where Lily gets to meet Ted’s future children’s mother. Marshall flies home with Daphne only to have his mother announce his judgeship on Facebook before Lily hears it from him first. Robin and Barney go through their wedding invite list to discover they’ve invited every disruptive family member possible, and possibly one that they have in common…

Episode 1b: Coming Back - (aired same night as episode 1)
Marshall must face matter over morals when he is stuck at a Minnesota airport due to a big storm rolling in and must drive to New York…in a non-fuel efficient monstrosity. Barney regales his guests with the story of the "Stinson Curse” – the tragedy that no male in his family would ever quench his quest for booty, until James found his husband Tom – just before James reveals that he cheated on his husband Tom and is getting a divorce. Ted deals with the negatives of being the only single guy in the wedding.

Episode 2: Last Time in New York
Lily goes through Ted’s list of things he wants to do in New York before he leaves for Chicago, and discovers that he and Marshall accidentally ripped up her rehearsal dinner dress while dueling with their swords one last time. As punishment, Ted is forced to wear a 1920s bathing costume, and Marshall, still en route to the wedding, must forsake his Minnesota Vikings gear to don Green Bay Packers clothing. Despite the fun and games, Lily is troubled by the thought of Ted moving, and the fact that she’s the only one who knows about it. Robin and Barney realize they have very little time together before their aging relatives descend on them for the wedding, and so try to find time to be intimate, which proves difficult.

Episode 3: The Broken Code
While Barney works through his anger at Ted after finding out he still has feelings for Robin, Marshall Skypes in to act as a judge and help settle their dispute. Meanwhile, Lily realizes she is Robin’s only girlfriend.

Episode 4: The Poker Game
Robin wins James’ ring in a game of poker and, when she refuses to give it back after his negative comments about marriage, she is attacked by James’ and Barney’s mother. For the first time, Barney must deal with choosing between his wife and his mother. Ted and Marshall get in a dispute about wedding gifts and thank you notes after Marshall finally admits to Ted that he’s upset Ted never got him and Lily a gift for their wedding. As it turns out, Ted did, but he is upset that Marshall never sent a thank you note for the gift he overlooked.

Episode 5: Knight Vision
Ted has promised Barney that he will remain loyal to Barney. Barney warns him, like the knight at the end of Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade, that he must choose his hook-up for the wedding wisely, otherwise he will choose poorly. Ted ends up choosing a hot mess. Robin and Barney meet with a minister and, feeling judged on their slutty past, steal Lily and Marshall’s meeting story.
  
Episode 6: No Questions Asked
Daphne vengefully sends Lily a text explaining Marshall’s judgeship secret, so Marshall implores Ted to sneak into Lily’s room once she falls asleep and delete the text. He induces the No Questions Asked rule so Ted will also not find out about the judgeship. Lily’s room is easy to break into as it’s Room 104 – allegedly haunted, but really just seems to be dilapidated. Barney and Robin attempt to help Ted, but in doing so realize that they keep acting on their own plans without consulting each other.

Episode 7: The Lighthouse
Robin and Loretta's conflict escalates. Marshall and Daphne deal with a stowaway on their road trip. Ted agrees to be Cassie's date for the rest of the wedding, but receives more and more signs from the universe that they should not be together.

Episode 8: Platonish
A flashback episode set in the fall of 2012. Ted has just broken up with Victoria, Barney, has just broken up with Quinn, and Robin has just broken up with Nick. The gang deals with the unspoken question of what's going to happen between Barney, Ted, and Robin. Ted and Marshall debate this at a basketball game while Barney accepts a series of challenges from Lily and Robin.

Episode 9: Mom & Dad
With the arrival of his dad, Barney hatches a plan that worries Robin; Ted has seemingly screwed up a wedding-related duty and wants to crack the case of who framed him, ultimately enlisting Lily's help; Marshall and Daphne finally make it to NYC.

Episode 10: Bedtime Stories
Desperately trying to get Marvin to sleep on the bus to Farhampton, Marshall tells him three bedtime stories - cleaned up versions of real stories involving Ted, Lily, Robin, and Barney.

Episode 11: The Rehearsal Dinner
Barney becomes convinced that Robin is planning a surprise rehearsal dinner at a Laser Tag arena. This leads Barney and Robin to examine the general culture of prank-playing (Barney, with the proposal, Robin with the bachelor party) that has defined their engagement so far, and whether that culture will continue as they transition into marriage. Ted, meanwhile, attempts to learn piano so he can perform dressed as Liberace at Barney and Robin's wedding. Lily struggles with the fact she can't keep a secret.

Episode 12: Bass Player Wanted
A touchy issue emerges between Lily and Robin; a touchy issue emerges between Ted and Barney. In both cases, it's the work of a newfound trouble-maker at the wedding. Marshall finally arrives at Farhampton, with some help from an unexpected savior.

Episode 13: Slapsgiving #3: Slappointment In Slapmarra"
As Marshall delivers the penultimate slap to Barney, Ted recounts how Marshall explained to Barney in advance the process through which he went in order to master the Slap of A Million Exploding Suns. He had to learn Speed, Strength, and Accuracy.

Episode 14: Unpause
Late Saturday night before the wedding, when Barney drinks so much that he becomes "truth serum drunk," the gang assault him with questions - and get some surprising answers. After Marshall does all he can to delay their fight for as long as possible, he and Lily also discover some truths when they finally discuss their job situation.

Episode 15: How Your Mother Met Me
On the 200th episode, The Mother recounts how she met Ted and what she’s been up to for the past eight years.

Episode 16: Sunrise
Barney is drunk 13 hours before the wedding, wanders out of the Inn and goes missing. He bumps into two young men and teaches them "to live" - ie: suit up and go to strip clubs - and at the end, bequeaths them the pages of the Playbook. We learn that a few days earlier, Ted traveled to Los Angeles to find Stella, his ex-fiancee, in the hopes that she had Robin's locket that she wants for her "Something Old." In present day, Robin and Ted walk on the beach and discuss why Ted and Victoria broke up - it was over Ted's friendship with Robin. We learn that when Ted found out Stella didn't have Robin's locket, he called Victoria, who sent it to Ted, but it was intercepted by Jeanette, Ted's crazy ex. Marshall reasons with "ghost Lily" about the fight they just had, only to have "the ghost of seven years ago Lily" also appear. Ted and Robin have an honest conversation where Ted tells her that Robin is his number one, and he's only telling her because it won't make a difference - he's moving to Chicago after the wedding.

Episode 17: Rally
As Barney and Robin's wedding day dawns, the groom (after an epic night) is not exactly in marrying shape. The gang can think of only one way to get Barney to rally from his worst hangover ever...but it's not gonna be easy. Lily and Robin attempt to slap/scare Barney awake while Marshall and Ted get the far-fetched ingredients necessary for the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir, all in time for the pre-wedding photo shoot in two hours.

Episode 18: Vesuvius
Ten years down the road, on a cold winter night, Ted and the Mother are back at the Farhampton Inn for a weekend getaway. As they eat dinner, Ted tells her the story of how Lily and Robin had a little spat the morning of the wedding, and Barney freaked out about what suit to wear.

Episode 19: Daisy
Robin and her mother, Genevieve, are reunited at the wedding. Marshall begins to wonder why Lily was so quick to forgive him about the secret judgeship and change her mind about Rome. Billy Zabka reveals that he saw Lily getting into the Captain's car late last night, when Lily told Marshall she was walking on the beach. Marshall becomes infuriated and, with help from the groomsmen, sets out to punch the Captain in the face. Barney joins them, despite the fact it's only three hours before his wedding. He tells Robin he'll be back in a couple hours, which is exactly what Robin's dad said to her mom right before their wedding, which Robin's mom remembers as a cute story...or, in light of their divorce, a huge red flag. Lily takes a pregnancy test (she CAN keep a secret). Daisy is the name of the daughter she's having.

Episode 20: Gary Blauman
Gary Blauman shows up at Barney and Robin's wedding, sending the gang into a frenzy about which table to seat him at. Through their debate, they realize each of them either hates or loves Gary. Meanwhile, in the year 2014, Ted and The Mother go out on their first date.

Episode 21: The End Of The Aisle
With only a half-hour to go, both Barney and Robin have panic attacks about their upcoming nuptials. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily rewrite their old wedding vows.

Episode 22: Last Forever Parts 1 & 2 [SERIES FINALE]
Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother, on the special one-hour series finale.

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