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Season 8 episode guide



1.Treehouse of Horror VII

In "The Thing and I," Bart discovers hisn evil twin living in the attic. In "The Genesis Tub," Lisa's science experiment develops more than she anticipated when she becomes a god to little folk. In "Cititzen Kang," aliens Kang and Kodos invade Clinton and Dole's replicas just before the 1996 Presidential election.

2. You Only Move Twice

Homer moves the family to a new town after he receives a better job offer, at a better nuclear power plant. But Homer is oblivious to the fact that his new boss is a villain who is out to rule the world.

3. The Homer They Fall

Moe turns Homer into a successful boxer after discovering Homer can absorb massive blows to the head, but Marge is worried Homer won't survive the upcoming match with Dreaderick Tatum, the heavyweight champion.


4. Burns, Baby Burns

Burns discovers his long lost 60-year-old illegitimate son, Larry, is insulting and lazy, and wants nothing to do with him. Homer thinks a good kidnapping is all that's needed to change Burns' mind. Rodney Dangerfield guest stars.

5. Bart After Dark

As punishment for destroying private property, Bart is forced to work for the homeowner. Marge tries to shut down the operation when she discovers it's a burlesque house.

6. A Milhouse Divided

Homer questions his own marital bliss when Kirk and Luann Van Houten announce their divorce.

7. Lisa's Date with Density

Lisa begins a doomed romance with Nelson Muntz, the school bully. Meanwhile, Homer discovers quick cash in telemarketing fraud.

8. Hurricane Neddy

Ned Flanders checks himself into a mental hospital after suffering a nervous breakdown when his house is destroyed in a hurricane, and from some remodeling done by the locals.

9. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer

Consuming too many hot peppers gives Homer visions, which tell him to seek out his "soulmate."

10. The Springfield Files

Homer witnesses something out of this world in Springfield woods, but no one believes him, not even FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. (Read a detailed episode guide for "The Springfield Files," or a review of "The Springfield Files."

11. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson

Marge's new pretzel franchise is failing until Homer strikes a deal with Fat Tony, Springfield's local mobster.

12. Mountain of Madness

To promote teamwork amongst the power plant's employees Burns forces them to attend a corporate retreat in the mountains, where they must locate a hidden cabin.

13. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

The Simpson family hires a nanny after Marge starts loosing her hair to stress.

14. The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

Homer provides the voice for Poochie, a new character added to the "The Itchy and Scratchy Show" in a desperate attempt to boost sagging ratings.

15. Homer's Phobia

A shop owner, voiced by John Waters, befriends the Simpson family. After discovering he is a homosexual, Homer fears Bart will emulate him.

16.The Brother From Another Series

Bart suspects a sinister motive when Sideshow Bob reunites with his estranged brother Cecil, who hires Bob to supervise the building of Springfield's Hydroelectric Dam.

17. My Sister, My Sitter

Lisa's babysitting skills are put to the test when she has to watch Bart and Maggie.

18. Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

Homer goes into the booze-making business when Prohibition comes to Springfield.

19. Grade School Confidential

After stumbling across Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel kissing, Bart strikes a deal with them to keep their romance a secret. Unfortunately, his deal lands him in the middle of their love affair.

20. The Canine Mutiny

Purchasing an expensive, purebred dog on a fraudulent credit card puts Bart in the doghouse when creditors want the pooch back. Meanwhile, Santa's Little Helper is neglected.

21. The Old Man and the Lisa

Mr. Burns loses his vast fortune and turns to Lisa for help to get it back through environmental business.

22. In Marge We Trust

Marge becomes the "Listen Lady" when the people of Springfield turn to her after Reverend Lovejoy loses interest in helping people. Meanwhile, Homer sets out to discover why his face is on a box of dish soap.

23. Homer's Enemy

Frank Grimes, the new employee at the power plant, isn't impressed with Homer's bad habits and lack of professional work ethic. Frank becomes disgruntled when he learns Homer is more of a success than he is.

24. The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase

The Simpsons present three spin-off spoofs. Chief Wiggum becomes a detective and moves to New Orleans with Principal Skinner as his assistant. Grampa Simpson's soul is trapped inside Moe's Love Tester machine. The Simpson family host a cheesy variety show.

25. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

Lisa is determined to stick it out as the only girl at boot camp when she and Bart attend military school.

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Season 9 episode guide


1. The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

Driven to the brink of insanity by being a designated driver, Barney Gumble drives to downtown Manhattan and leaves Homer's car. But when the family journeys to the Big Apple to get their car, Homer faces a one-on-one showdown with the dreaded boot.

2.The Principal and the Pauper

Seymour Skinner's true identity is revealed to be Armin Tamzarian. Ashamed, Tamzarian retires to his old neighborhood in Capitol City.

3.Lisa's Sax

When Lisa's saxophone is destroyed during a scuffle with Bart, the family recounts the story of how she got her instrument during the terrible heat wave of 1990.

4. Treehouse of Horror VIII

In "The Homega Man," Homer battles killer mutants after Springfield is destroyed in a nuclear blast.
In "Fly Vs. Fly," a matter transportation device melds Bart with a housefly. Finally, Marge is accused of witchcraft during colonial times in "Easy-Bake Coven."

5. The Cartridge Family

After a soccer riot tears up Springfield, Homer purchases a handgun to protect his family. But when Marge's repeated requests to dispose of the weapon go unheeded, she and the kids stay at a seedy motel.

6. Bart Star

A local health fair reveals that Springfield's boys are out of shape, leading their parents to sign them up for pee-wee football. A more talented quarterback is replaced by Bart when Homer snags coaching position.

7. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons

Just as he begins to enjoy his popularity as a swinging bachelor, Apu receives an unwelcome reminder of his pending arranged marriage. Desperate to escape the marriage, Apu tells his mother he has already married Marge Simpson.

8. Lisa the Skeptic

While Lisa and her classmates conduct an archaeological survey, a skeleton with abnormal bone structures growing from the shoulders is uncovered, and believed to be the skeleton of an angel.

9.Realty Bites

Marge learns how bending the truth helps in the real estate business. Homer buys a slick car at a police auction, but regrets his purchase when criminal Snake wants his car back.

10. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace

Bart accidentally burns the family's Christmas presents, but tells everyone they were stolen. People throughout Springfield open their hearts -- and wallets. But when the truth is revealed, the Simpsons become outcasts.

11. All Singing, All Dancing

Anticipating a bloody Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin film, Bart and Homer are horrified to discover that their video rental, "Paint Your Wagon," is actually a musical.

12. Bart Carny

Homer invites a carnival worker and his son to stay when he gets them fired. But when the carnies lock the family out of their house and claim it as their own, Homer attempts to get it back by outsmarting the two.

13. The Joy of Sect

Along with the majority of Springfield, Homer and company are lured into the Movementarian cult by a slick pamphlet and tantalizing promises. Marge realizes that the cult is a scam and tries to deprogram her family.

14. Das Bus

Bart, Lisa and their classmates fight for survival when they're stranded on a deserted island. Meanwhile, Homer attracts the attention of Bill Gates when he starts his own Internet company.

15.The Last Temptation of Krust

Krusty realizes his comedy is outdated and becomes bitter. But his bitter rants on stage bring him more success than he ever had.

16. Dumbbell Indemnity

Moe goes into debt to keep his new lady love happy and entertained. But his insurance scam puts Homer in jail.

17. Lisa the Simpson

Grampa says "Simpson genes" are behind Lisa's sudden lack of brain power. Jasper tries to live for the future in the Kwik-E-Mart freezer.

18.This Little Wiggy

Taking pity on the hapless Ralph Wiggum, Marge forces Bart to be his friend. But Bart soon relishes his new friendship when he learns that Chief Wiggum holds the master key to Springfield.

19. Simpson Tide

Homer begins a new career in the Navy, where he mistakenly charts a submarine into soviet waters.

20. The Trouble with Trillions

During a tax audit, Homer strikes an unusual deal -- he agrees to work for the FBI and to recover a trillion-dollar bill embezzled by Mr. Burns.

21. Girly Edition

Lisa is "anchorchild" of a TV news show for kids, but Bart steals the show after some coaching from Kent Brockman. Meanwhile, Homer's "helper monkey" is no help to Marge.

22. Trash of the Titans

Thanks to his crude insults, the local garbage men terminate Homer's trash pick-up service. Homer enters the race for sanitation commissioner, banking on the laziness of his fellow townspeople. Steve Martin and rock band U2 are guest voices.

23. King of the Hill

Homer gets in shape when he sees Bart is ashamed of him. Then he climbs a mountain to promote the alleged health-food product that helped him achieve success.

24Lost our Lisa

After hastily boarding the wrong bus to a limited engagement museum exhibit, Lisa is lost in unfamiliar parts of Springfield. Meanwhile, Bart glues novelty items to his face.

25. Natural Born Kissers

Homer and Marge re-charge their sex life by doing it in public places. Bart and Lisa discover a reel of film containing an alternative ending to "Casablanca."
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Season 10 episode guide


1. Lard of the Dance

Homer and Bart dip their hands in the grease recycling business. Meanwhile, Lisa is chosen to introduce a mature new student to Springfield Elementary.

2. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace

Homer experiences a mid-life crisis at 38.1 when he realizes that he hasn't accomplished anything meaningful. So Homer decides to pattern himself after Thomas Edison and become the next great inventor.

3. Bart, the Mother

Bart accidentally kills a bird with Nelson's new BB gun, then tries to care for its orphaned eggs. Unfortunately, birds aren't what hatches from those eggs.

4. Treehouse of Horror IX

In "Hell Toupée," Homer's new hair transplant commands him to avenge its former owner's foes.
In "The Terror of Tiny Toon," Bart and Lisa are sucked into the television to play a deadly game with Itchy and Scratchy. Finally, the alien Kang is revealed as Maggie's father in "Starship Poopers." Regis Philbin and Kathie Lee Gifford appear in live-action.

5. When You Dish Upon a Star

Keeping Hollywood secrets proves difficult for Homer when he scores a personal assistant job for the husband and wife team, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. Ron Howard also guest stars.

6. D'oh-in in the Wind

George Carlin and Martin Mull play former hippies who join newly dropped-out Homer on an "old-time freak-out."

7. Lisa Gets an A

Springfield Elementary earns a grant, thanks to Lisa's latest A — a grade acquired by cheating; Homer plans to fatten up a small lobster, but becomes emotionally attached.

8. Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble

After inadvertently damaging Grandpa's kidneys, Homer offers one of his, then chickens out and runs away to the sea, boarding "The Ship of Lost Souls."

9. Mayored to the Mob

Mayored to the Mob: Homer becomes the mayor's bodyguard and puts a stop to a crooked operation involving Fat Tony, who vows revenge on the mayor. (Read a detailed guide for "Mayored to the Mob.")

10. Viva Ned Flanders

Seeking more fun out of life, Flanders asks for help from Homer, who takes him to Las Vegas. The Moody Blues have a cameo.

11. Wild Barts Can't Be Broken

Wiggum declares a curfew for kids, who are being blamed for school vandalism committed by a drunken Homer and friends. Cyndi Lauper has a cameo.

12. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday

Homer leads a slew of Springfield denizens to the Super Bowl. Guest voices include Rupert Murdoch, Dolly Parton, John Elway, Dan Marino, John Madden and Pat Summerall.

13. Homer to the Max

Having the same name as a bumbling TV character prompts Homer to change his name. Ed Begley Jr. has a cameo.

14. I'm With Cupid

Elton John has a cameo, as Apu's valentines to his wife make the rest of Springfield's men pale in comparison. And neither the men nor the women like it. (Read a detailed guide for "I'm With Cupid.")

15. Marge Simpson in "Screaming Yellow Honkers"

The Simpsons' new sport-utility vehicle gives Marge road rage against less powerful vehicles, sending her to traffic school taught by Chief Wiggum.

16. Make Room for Lisa

The Simpsons are forced to house a cellular transmitter, giving Lisa stress, while Marge hears calls through Maggie's baby monitor.

17. Maximum Homerdrive

Truck drivers target Homer after he blabs about an industry scam while filling in for a recently deceased driver. (Read a detailed guide for "Maximum Homerdrive.")

18. Simpsons Bible Stories

The family's biblical dreams include Homer and Marge as Adam and Eve, with Flanders as God; Milhouse as Moses; and Bart as David battling Goliath's son ("this time, it's personal").

19. Mom and Pop Art

Isabella Rossellini plays a gallery owner who sees art in the concrete mess that results from Homer's attempt at building a barbeque. After the piece sells, she arranges a one-man show. Pop artist Jasper Johns has a voice cameo.

20. The Old Man and the C Student

Bart is assigned to do community service at the Retirement Castle, where he tries to inject some life into the recreation activities.

21. Monty Can't Buy Me Love

After another billionaire makes a memorable impression on Springfield, Burns asks for Homer's help on a quest for popularity, which eventually takes them both to Scotland.

22. They Saved Lisa's Brain

Lisa is invited to join local members of Mensa, who take a complaint to City Hall — and wind up running it. Stephen Hawking guest stars.

23. 30 Minutes Over Tokyo

After getting tips on thrifty living, the family takes a vacation to Japan, where they appear on a game show to win plane tickets back home.

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About CSI NY



The Story
CSI: NY, a crime drama inspired by the drama series, CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, is about forensic investigators who use high-tech science to follow the evidence and solve crimes in the Big Apple. Det. Mac Taylor, a dedicated and driven crime-scene investigator who believes that everything is connected and everyone has a story, is a decorated Marine who served in Desert Storm and dabbled in war photography. The job is his life; he focuses on cases until they are solved. He and his partner, Stella Bonasera, a well-traveled, well-educated detective, an orphan who flourished in spite of the system, share a passion for the job.

Stella is a jack-of-all-trades and has an unmatched desire to find answers for the victims of violent crimes, due in part to questions about her past. They lead a team of experts through the gritty and kinetic city that never sleeps. The team includes Danny Messer, an investigator with an unflappable spirit and a troubled family history, which he uses on the job as he blends his own set of hybrid ethics. Messer was personally selected to join the team by Mac, and he attempts daily to live up to that honor and responsibility. Sheldon Hawkes is the crime lab's former coroner, a brilliant Ph.D. who transitioned to the field team. Joining them is Don Flack, an edgy, hardcore homicide detective with a quick wit, impressive forensic insight and a long family history in law enforcement.

Rounding out the team is Lindsay Monroe, a young, athletic CSI with a Midwestern work ethic who is willing to roll up her sleeves to tackle any job and rarely hints at the dark and devastating secret that originally motivated her to dedicate her life to being an investigator. The New York CSIs may have a different process from those in Las Vegas or Miami, but they are guided by the same steadfast determination. These skilled investigators follow the evidence as they piece together clues and eliminate doubt, to ultimately crack their cases.

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Gary SiniseMac
Melina KanakaredesDet. Stella Bonasera
Carmine GiovinazzoDanny Messe
Anna BelknapLindsay Monroe
Hill HarperDr. Sheldon Hawke
Eddie CahillDet. Don Flack


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Season 11 episode guide



1.Beyond Blunderdome

Mel Gibson brings the Simpsons to Hollywood so Homer can help "tweak" his new film after Homer's is the sole negative voice at a test screening. First tweak: add action, and lots of it.

2. Brother's Little Helper

A drug for Attention Deficit Disorder makes Bart studious, productive — and paranoid about satellites spying on him. Mark McGwire has a cameo.

3. Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?

With Lisa's help, Homer becomes the food critic for the Springfield Shopper, but fellow critics criticize his always-positive reviews, prompting a radical change — and revenge by restaurateurs.

4. Treehouse of Horror X

In "Life's A Glitch, Then You Die," Homer causes a Y2K catastrophe. In "Desperately Xeeking Xena," superheroes Lisa and Bart save actress Lucy Lawless.
In "I Know What You Diddily-Iddily Did," Marge runs over Flanders, but he doesn't die. Homer tries to cover it up.

5. E-I-E-I-(ANNOYED GRUNT)

To avoid a duel, Homer moves the Simpsons to Grandpa's old farm, and grows a profitable, but dangerous, hybrid crop.

6. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder

Homer bowls a perfect game, but celebrity goes to his head. Cameos by Ron Howard, Penn and Teller, and entertainment reporters Nancy O'Dell and Pat O'Brien.

7. Eight Misbehavin'

Feeling more stressed than blessed after the birth of their octuplets, Apu and Manjula get child-care help in a deal they come to regret.

8. Take My Wife, Sleaze

John Goodman and Henry Winkler guest star as bikers who protest when Homer takes their gang name for his own after winning a Harley. Jay North ("Dennis the Menace") has a voice cameo. (Read a review of "Take My Wife, Sleaze.")

9. Grift of the Magi

Bankrupt Springfield Elementary is taken over by a private outfit whose members' real goal is to mine the kids' minds for toy ideas. Voices include Tim Robbins and Gary Coleman. (Read a review of "Grift of the Magi.")

10. Little Big Mom

With Marge laid up by a skiing (lodge) accident, Lisa tries to run the house and plays a trick on Homer and Bart to get them to help clean.

11. Faith Off

After Bart's successful laying on of hands at a revival meeting, a preacher declares Bart has "the power." So the boy pitches his own tent.

12 The Mansion Family

While housesitting for Burns (who's getting a checkup at the Mayo Clinic), Homer throws a party aboard the billionaire's yacht in international waters — where anything goes. Britney Spears is a guest voice.

13. Saddlesore Galactica

At the state fair, Lisa feels robbed at the band competition, and the family acquires a horse that becomes a winner after an attitude adjustment.

14. Alone Again, Natura-Diddly

Homer tries to help a grieving Springfieldian after an accident at the new auto-racing venue has fatal consequences.

15. Missionary: Impossible

Homer becomes a South Seas missionary to escape an angry PBS mob that includes Betty White, who wants to collect his pledge of $10,000.

16. Pygmoelian

Moe wins Duff's "beer-tending" contest but loses out on making their calendar. So he undergoes plastic surgery and lands a soap-opera role that he missed years before.

17. Bart to the Future

A mystic shows Bart his future as a ne'er-do-well musician rooming with Ralph Wiggum — and brother to President Lisa Simpson, who inherits a fiscal crisis that Bart makes worse.

18. Days of Wine and D'oh'ses

Barney quits drinking to take helicopter-flying lessons, leaving Homer feeling resentful and inferior; Lisa and Bart enter a contest to photograph the cover of the Springfield phone book.

19. Kill the Alligator and Run

The family seeks a restful vacation in Florida, but arrives during spring break, which Homer extends. Guest voices include Charlie Rose, Kid Rock and Joe C.

20. Last Tap Dance in Springfield

Lisa struggles in a tap-dance class taught by a former child star; Bart and Milhouse ditch camp to spend a week creating havoc in the mall.

21. It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge

Otto's girlfriend (Parker Posey) seems to be usurping Marge's role when she moves in with the family after a dispute over heavy metal.

22. Behind the Laughter

A "Behind the Music"-style look at the Simpsons, narrated by VH1's Jim Forbes, shows their rise to stardom — and the "private hell" that followed. Willie Nelson has a cameo

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Season 12 episode guide



1. Treehouse of Horror XI

In "Shoved by an Angel," the Simpson family stars in a parody of the Grimm Brothers fairy tales. Next, dolphins take over the world in "Night of the Dolphins." Finally, in "Scary Tales Can Come True," Homer chokes to death on a piece of broccoli and his ghost must perform a good deed in order to enter heaven.

2. A Tale of Two Springfields

After Springfield's telephone area code splits in two, Homer spearheads a movement to divide the town itself in half along the new area code line. The Who guest stars.

3. Insane Clown Poppy

Krusty takes parenting lessons from Homer when he discovers that he has a daughter about Bart's age from a one-night stand.Drew Barrymore and Stephen King guest star.

4. Lisa the Treehugger

Eager to join Dirt First after witnessing their pro-vegetarianism demonstration atop the local Krusty Burger franchise, Lisa attempts to prove her worth by camping out in a giant redwood destined for logging. Meanwhile, Bart joins the workforce in order to buy a new game console advertised on television.

5. The Computer Wore Menace Shoes

After realizing that he's missing the cyberspace boat, Homer plugs into the Internet and builds a web site. But when low traffic hits him where it hurts, he resorts to spicing up his site with damaging gossip concerning fellow townspeople.

6. The Great Money Caper

Strapped for cash, Homer and Bart thumb their way through "A Child's Garden of Cons" in search of the road to easy money.

7. Homer vs. Dignity

Mr. Burns hires Homer to serve as his personal jester and prankster.

8. Skinner's Sense of Snow

A blizzard traps Skinner and Groundskeeper Willie with an assortment of students at Springfield Elementary. Bart leads a revolt.

9. Homr

When doctors find and remove a Crayon lodged in Homer's brain, his true I.Q. emerges, leading to a strong relationship with Lisa. But his relationship with others falls out once his newfound competence in safety inspecting leads to the closure of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

10. Worst Episode Ever

Comic Book Guy has a heart attack after witnessing the work of special make-up effects master Tom Savini. He gives Bart and Milhouse the responsibility of running his shop, the Android's Dungeon.

11. Pokey Mom

Marge befriends a prison inmate she considers undeserving of incarceration, and eventually gets him released. But once he moves into the Simpson's house, mysterious crimes begin to take place throughout Springfield. Guest starring Michael Keaton as Jack, Patrick McGoohan as Prisoner #6 and Charles Napier as the prison warden.

12. Tennis the Menace

The Simpson family builds a tennis court. Meanwhile, Grampa Simpson receives an award from the Springfield Retirement Castle.

13. Hungry, Hungry Homer

After Homer discovers that the Springfield Isotopes are being moved to Arizona, he stages a hunger strike.

14. Day of the Jackanapes

Upon learning that Krusty has erased all the archival tapes of his show from the Sideshow Bob era, Bob schemes to use Bart as a Manchurian candidate to blow up Krusty live on the air.

15. Bye Bye Nerdie

Lisa seeks protection from schoolyard bullies after becoming the target of a new student's own flavor of harassment.

16. New Kids on the Blecch

A talent agency creates a new boy band sensation using Bart, Nelson, Milhouse and Ralph. But the agency has a secret agend. 'N Sync guest stars.

17. Simpson Safari

A belated prize awaits Homer in his next box of animal crackers, one which starts the family out on an exotic trip to Ngorongoro, Africa.

18. Trilogy of Error

In a "Run, Lola, Run" parody, a breakfast accident involving Marge's kitchen knife and Homer's thumb is seen through the eyes of individual family members. While Homer and Marge make a mad dash for the hospital, Lisa takes her linguistic robot to the Springfield science fair, and Bart runs afoul of Fat Tony's illegal fireworks ring.

19. I'm Goin' to Praiseland

When Ned discovers that one of Maude's goals was to build a Bible-themed amusement park, he reunites with Rachel in order to fulfill her dream. But an accident dupes the public into believing that the park was the site of a miracle. Ned is forced to decide between revealing the truth versus enjoying his increased profits. Shawn Colvin guest stars as Rachel Jordan.

20. The Kids Stay in the Picture

Homer opens a new daycare center at home after breaking his ankle at the local YMCA.

21. Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
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Homer gets new job writing for fortune cookies. Mr. Burns gets a fortune that tells him love is on the horizon. But when his date infringes upon Snake's own aspirations, Homer and Mr. Burns become hostages. Julia Louis-Dreyfus guest stars.

22. Simpsons Tall Tales

A trilogy of fantastic tales starring a giant Homer as Paul Bunyan, Lisa as Connie Appleseed, and Bart and Nelson as Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn in a rafting adventure down the Mississipp

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Season 13 episode guide



1.Treehouse of Horror XII

Pierce Brosnan bonds with the Simpsons in their 12th annual Halloween trilogy. In "House of Whacks," Brosnan is the voice of UltraHouse 3000, a computer that runs the Simpsons' home. But this is no impersonal machine — it falls in love with Marge and tries to kill Homer. In "Hex and the City," a curse from a tarot-reading gypsy gives bad luck to those Homer loves, resulting in bizarre physical transformations for his family.

2. The Parent Rap

Jane Kaczmarek lends her voice to a role with similarities to her Lois character from "Malcolm in the Middle" in the 13th-season opener.
It begins with Bart and Milhouse accidentally stealing a police car. Bart expects to face an easy judge, but instead meets Judge Constance Harm (Kaczmarek,) a stern, no-nonsense arbiter. Noting Homer's contribution to the incident and sensing that Bart is "crying out for adult supervision," Harm orders the young troublemaker to be tethered to his father. The plan does bring the pair closer to each other, but their new link interferes with the relationship between Homer and Marge — who literally cuts the cord, landing her in Harm's way, too.

3. Homer the Moe

To change his attitude, Moe changes his bar, but the result drives his regulars out... and into Homer's garage bar, where R.E.M. performs.

4. A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is the voice of Gloria, a comely cop who catches the eye of Mr. Burns in this madcap romance. Thanks to a fortune cookie (written by Homer) that says he'll find true love on a particular day, Mr. Burns sets out for a night of "womanizing," much to Smithers' dismay. He eventually meets Gloria, who agrees to a date but ultimately finds the tycoon too old. Burns allays her fears by drafting Homer to testify to his youthful rowdiness. The courtship commences, assisted by Homer — and a vial of a "rare and powerful" physical stimulant.

5. The Blunder Years

A hypnotist unlocks a repressed memory in Homer, who recalls childhood times with Moe, Carl and Lenny — and his finding of a corpse. Paul Newman has a voice cameo.

6. She of Little Faith

Richard Gere guest stars in a Christmas episode that spawns a crisis of religious conscience in Lisa. The trouble starts when congregants of the First Church of Springfield, faced with a sudden need for funds, turn for help to Mr. Burns, who turns the church into a business ("The old church was skewing pious," says his advisor.) Enter podium-placed advertising and in-sermon commercials; and exit an outraged Lisa. Her disenchantment leads her to the Springfield Buddhist Temple and to Gere, who introduces her to teachings she finds easy to embrace. All of which has Rev. Lovejoy wondering what to do about "Marge Simpson's devil daughter."

7. Brawl in the Family

A social worker is assigned to try to bring the family together after police respond to a fight between Bart and Homer during a game of Monopoly.

8. Sweets and Sour Marge

Ben Stiller plays a sugar company's CEO who draws Marge's ire after Springfield is declared the "World's Fattest Town."

9. Jaws Wired Shut

An(other) accident forces Homer's jaws to be wired shut, and improved listening skills result in a kinder, gentler — and more boring — Homer.

10. Half Decent Proposal

Jon Lovitz plays Marge's one-time prom date Artie Ziff, a nerd who turned off Marge when he turned all-hands that night. Now, a techno-invention has made him rich. Encouraged by her sisters, and some girls-night imbibing, Marge e-mails Artie, who responds by helicoptering onto the Simpsons' lawn and inviting the family to his yacht. There, he makes his proposition: one million bucks to spend a weekend alone with Marge. And Artie promises "no funny stuff."

11. The Bart Wants What It Wants

Reese Witherspoon and Wolfgang Puck are guest voices as Bart and Milhouse fight over a girl. The object of their affection — and altercation — is Greta Wolfcastle (Witherspoon,) the daughter of action-film star Rainier Wolfcastle (Puck.) After Bart and his slingshot rescue her backpack from bullies, Greta is immediately smitten. But her crush is unrequited, and the oblivious Bart blows off a date with her in order to harass Principal Skinner at his stand-up comedy debut. Clued to Greta's feelings, Bart breaks off the relationship — until Milhouse steps in. It's only then, in the name of love, that Bart asks his parents' help to win Greta back by following her to her dad's film set... in Toronto.

12. The Lastest Gun in the West

Dennis Weaver, whose nearly 50-year career on TV includes "Gunsmoke," "McCloud" and "Gentle Ben," provides the voice of Buck McCoy, an old cowboy star who becomes Bart's new hero. They first meet after a stray dog chases Bart onto the grounds of Buck's mansion. Bart becomes pals with the horse-opera great, who later visits the Simpsons and brings along video highlights of his career. With Bart's help, it's not long before a Western craze sweeps Springfield Elementary, and he and Lisa land Buck a guest spot on Krusty the Clown's TV show. This could be Buck's big shot at a comeback, but there's a problem: His film career isn't the only thing that could use rehab.

13.The Old Man and the Key

Grampa Simpson regains his driver's license to woo a new woman (Olympia Dukakis,) but is goaded into a race by senior punks.

14. Tales from the Public Domain

In a trilogy of classics parodies, Homer seeks to destroy Troy as Odysseus; Lisa's Joan of Arc leads the French; and Bart plays Hamlet, with Moe as Claudius.

15. Blame It on Lisa

The Simpsons go to Brazil when the orphan whom Lisa's been sponsoring there is reported missing.

16. Weekend at Burnsie's

The band Phish has a cameo in an episode in which Dr.
Hibbert prescribes medicinal marijuana for Homer's eye injury, and the resulting joviality nets Homer a promotion from Mr. Burns.

17. Gump Roast

The Springfield Friars Club roasts Homer, with emcee Krusty the Clown introducing friends, family and their memories from past episodes.

18. I Am Furious Yellow

Encouraged by comic-book guru Stan Lee (in a cameo,) Bart creates a strip about Homer that gets onto the Internet.

19. The Sweetest Apu

Apu's fling with the Squishee Lady is caught live by Homer, but on tape by his wife Manjula (Jan Hooks.) James Lipton has a cameo.

20. Little Girl in the Big Ten

Two college girls mistake Lisa for a peer; Bart lives inside a bubble to contain the infection he got from a Chinese mosquito. Former U.S. Poet Laureate Robert Pinsky has a cameo.

21. The Frying Game

Homer's community service for threatening an endangered species involves helping a kindly senior, who meets an untimely death. Carmen Electra and Frances Sternhagen are guest voices.

22.Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge

Homer becomes Springfield's top cop in the 13th-season finale, an episode that draws inspiration from both "The Sopranos" and "High Noon." The latest addition to Homer's résumé (recited by Mr. Simpson in a litany of past labors) comes on the heels of a heat wave that sparked a riot. The incident (in which Homer played an inadvertent role) exposes the inadequacies of Chief Wiggum and his men. Losing all confidence in the local constabulary, Homer forms his own security company — SpringShield — which subsequently replaces the police when the mayor catches Wiggum in yet another embarrassing situation. But the new chief is quickly tested when he runs afoul of mobster Fat Tony (Joe Mantegna.)

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Season 14 episode guide



1. Treehouse of Horror XIII

The series begins its 14th season — tying it with "Ozzie and Harriet" as TV's longest-running comedy — with its annual Halloween trilogy. In the first story, a magical new hammock enables Homer to "Send In the Clones," a small army of duplicates that he happily dispatches to do chores — until one kills Flanders. Next is "The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms," in which Springfield is invaded by a posse of cowboy zombies led by Billy the Kid, prompting Homer to go back in time to save the day. In the finale, the family ships out for "The Island of Dr. Hibbert," where they become guinea pigs in experiments to cross humans with animals.

2. How I Spent My Strummer Vacation

Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, Lenny Kravitz and Brian Setzer teach Homer a thing or two about music when he attends a rock-and-roll fantasy camp.
As a gift from his family, Homer joins Apu, Barney, Otto and Chief Wiggum for a week of training in the complete rock-star lifestyle, "without the lawsuits and the STDs," says Mr. Jagger, who leads a session on "Inducing Crowd Frenzy." There are also workshops on slinging guitars; plowing through groupies and paparazzi; and songwriting, where Homer gets on Tom Petty's nerves. But one rockin' week is not enough for Homer, who wangles an invitation to join his instructors for a benefit concert.

3. Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade

Lisa's high score on an achievement test gets her promoted to the third grade, the same class as Bart when he's demoted for his low score.

4. Large Marge

Marge goes to a clinic for liposuction and comes out with breast implants.

5. Helter Shelter

The Simpsons participate in a reality show called "1895 Challenge," in which they live without modern conveniences. When ratings start to sink, the producers add a celebrity — David L. Lander from "Laverne & Shirley."

6. The Great Louse Detective

Kelsey Grammer returns as venerable criminal Sideshow Bob, whose deep-rooted hatred for Bart is set aside as he tries to find out who's trying to kill Homer. Apparently someone is out to get Homer J., who barely escapes after a shadowy figure locks him in a spa steam room. Seeing the need for someone who understands a murderous mind, Chief Wiggum calls on the incarcerated Bob, who moves in with the Simpsons to keep close tabs on the intended target. When Bob asks why someone might want to do Homer harm, he's taken aback by Homer's response: "I'm a people person... who drinks."

7. Special Edna

Bart nominates Mrs. Krabappel for Teacher of the Year, netting the family a trip to the awards show in Orlando, where Little Richard is to present the prize.

8. Dad Who Knew Too Little

After his insensitive birthday gift to Lisa, Homer hires a P.I. to dig up information on her so he can know her better. But there's a problem with the bill.

9. Strong Arms o the Ma

After a mugging, Marge becomes agoraphobic, until she starts weight training, which turns her into a buff bully who enters a bodybuilding contest.

10. Pray Anything

Coincidences lead Homer to believe he's got a direct prayer line to God, which doesn't stop him from suing when he falls at church. Lisa Leslie has a cameo.

11. Barting Over

Bart sues for divorce from his parents in the series' 300th episode. The catalyst for the courtroom confrontation is a videotape that Bart finds in the garage, showing him as a baby in a TV commercial for a product that prevents bad breath in infants. What's even more jarring, the fourth grader formerly known as "Baby Stink Breath" learns that Homer has spent all the residuals earned from the spot. Furious, Bart hires an attorney, and a judge (Jane Kaczmarek) grants him his emancipation, as well as financial support from Homer. That allows Bart to move into his own loft, where his neighbors include music group Blink 182 and skateboarder Tony Hawk.

12. I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can

Spelling champ Lisa makes the Spellympics, where host George Plimpton proposes a deal. Homer joins a traveling fan club for a new Krusty food product.

13. A Star is Born Again

Marisa Tomei plays a movie star who falls for Flanders enough to move to Springfield when he disdains going Hollywood.

14. Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington

Hoping to re-route air traffic over their house, the Simpsons ask Krusty to run for Congress, where the successful clown finds more of his kind.

15. C.E.D'oh

Homer's stint in a success workshop gives him new initiative, but Mr. Burns' lack of appreciation prompts Homer to plot revenge, which results in a takeover of the power plant.

16. Scuse Me While Miss the Sky

It's a case of Idle, not "Idol," mania. Eric Idle plays pompous documentarian Declan Desmond, who's filming "A Day in the Life of Springfield Elementary." Lisa may be its best pupil, but Declan declares that her diverse interests show a lack of focus and make her a "buffet-style intellectual." That criticism prompts Lisa to embrace astronomy as a career path. But when Springfield's night lights prevent her from gazing at the sky, Lisa successfully lobbies to have them dimmed. However, a resulting crime wave spawns a public backlash that Mayor Quimby quells by restoring even brighter illumination — making a decent night's sleep a dim memory for the increasingly neurotic townspeople.

17.  Gays of the Condo

A rift with Marge over his drinking sends Homer packing and into a condo which he shares with two gay men.

18. Dude, Where's my Ranch?

After David Byrne turns Homer's anti-Flanders song into a monster hit, the family vacations at a dude ranch, where Lisa falls in love with a wrangler (Jonathan Taylor Thomas,) and Homer and Bart rescue Native Americans from beavers.

19. Old Yeller Belly

After the family cat saves his life, Homer disdains the dog, until the canine is picked to be the mascot for Duff beer.

20. Brake My Wife, Please

Marge is the family chauffeur after Homer's latest driving mishap costs him his license.

21. The Bart of War

After Bart and Milhouse damage Flanders' house, Bart must be supervised, and joins the ''Pre-Teen Braves''. However, rivalry ensues when Milhouse joins an opposing group, ''The Cavalry Kids''.

22. Moe Baby Blues

When Moe saves Maggie after a car accident, he is dubbed a hero and becomes her babysitter, much to Homer's annoyance.

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Season 15 episode guide



1. Treehouse of Horror XIV

Guest voices by Jerry Lewis, Jennifer Garner and Oscar De La Hoya. In "Reaper Madness," Homer assumes the duties of the Grim Reaper after knocking off Death with a bowling ball. Then in "Frinkenstein," Lewis goes on a rampage as the father of Professor Frink, who's presented a Nobel Prize by Garner. Finally, De La Hoya takes a beating and Principal Skinner loses his pants when Bart and Milhouse stop time with a 49-cent "miracle watch" in "Stop the World, I Want to Goof Off."

2. My Mother the Carjacker

Surfacing to see her son, Homer's fugitive mom (Glenn Close) is caught and tried for sabotaging a lab owned by Mr. Burns, who's loath to let a grudge die.

3. The President Wore Pearls

Lisa is made to look like Eva Peron in this loose parody as faculty members undermine her student-body presidency.
Michael Moore has a cameo, addressing striking students at Springfield Elementary.

4. The Regina Monologues

Prime Minister Tony Blair, Sir Ian McKellan and J.K. Rowling have cameos as the Simpsons visit London and Homer collides with the queen. Jane Leeves plays Grandpa's wartime romance.

5. The Fat and the Furriest

Homer's videotaped encounter with a grizzly bear earns him a reputation for cowardice, so he decides to have a rematch.

6. Today I Am A Clown

Krusty's rabbi father helps him prepare for his bar mitzvah, which includes Mr. T; Homer guest hosts for Krusty and is a hit.

7. Tis the Fifteenth Season

A version of A Christmas Carol causes Homer to go from greedy to giving, prompting jealousy in Flanders, who gives gifts to everyone in town.

8. Marge Versus Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples, Teens and Gays

Maggie is among the babies who riot at a kiddie concert, prompting a backlash by single childless citizens, who organize against kids and famililes.

9. I, D'oh!-Bot

Unable to build Bart a working robot for TV's Robot Rumble, Homer becomes the robot by hiding inside, taking beatings, but giving better.

10. Diary of a Mad Housewife

Tom Clancy, Thomas Pynchon and the Olsen twins have cameos as Marge writes a novel that casts Homer in a bad light, and Flanders in a good one.

11. Magical History Tour

Marge talks history, with Homer as Henry VIII, Lenny and Carl as Lewis and Clark, Lisa as an opinionated Sacagawea, and Bart as Mozart.

12. Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Bart bonds with Lisa after Milhouse and his mom move to Capital City; Homer panhandles to buy Marge's anniversary gift.

13. Smart & Smarter

Simon Cowell plays an admissions interviewer at a prestigious pre-nursery school where Maggie's I.Q. is found to surpass Lisa's, causing an identity crisis for the older sister.

14. The Ziff Who Came to Dinner

Jon Lovitz returns as Marge's one-time date Artie Ziff, a former tycoon on the lam for a financial scam who's hiding in the Simpsons' attic.

15. Co-Dependent's Day

After a winery tour, Marge and Homer become drinking pals, until a driving mishap prompts one to pull a fast one on the other. Music group Brave Combo has a cameo.

16. The Wandering Juvie

Sarah Michelle Gellar plays a delinquent whom Bart meets in a juvenile-correction facility that's not strong enough to hold them.

17. My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Skinner's cold feet near the altar also give Edna second thoughts, leading her into a rebound romance. Matt Groening has a cameo.

18. Catch 'em if you Can

Marge and Homer blow off a family gathering in Dayton for some alone time in Miami Beach, but the kids are determined to follow.

19. Simple Simpson

Avenging a slight to Lisa turns Homer into the city's new crusader for justice, a masked man whose weapon of choice is a pie in the face. Nichelle Nichols has a cameo.

20. The Way We Weren't

Homer's confession that his first kiss wasn't with Marge prompts his story of a summer-camp romance that further offends her.

21. Bart-Mangled Banner

Bart really is a victim of circumstance when he appears to moon the flag, but Marge's defense of him paints the whole family as un-American.

22. Fraudcast News

In the 15th-season finale, Burns buys every media outlet in Springfield, leaving Lisa to battle him with her self-published newspaper.

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season 16 guide

1. Treehouse of Horror XV

The Ned Zone – A severe bump to the head causes Ned Flanders to gain the power to foretell people's deaths.

Four Beheadings with a Funeral – Lisa and Bart investigate the murders of Victorian-era England's most prolific prostitutes.

In the Belly of the Boss – Maggie is shrunken within a giant pill by Dr. Frink's latest invention and is swallowed by Mr Burns. In the style of Fantastic Voyage, the family agree to be shrunken and injected into Mr. Burns in an effort to find her.

2. All's Fair in Oven War

Bart gets carried away and adopts a more sophisticated style after reading Homer's Playdude magazines with the racy female images cut out. Meanwhile, Marge resorts to cheating to get revenge during a baking contest after the other contestants used similar dirty methods against her food entry.

3. Sleeping With the Enemy
Feeling unappreciated by her own children, Marge takes in Nelson as her surrogate child. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes self-conscious of her weight after the girls in school make fun of her butt.

4. She Used to Be My Girl
Marge bumps into an old high-school acquaintance who has become a successful news reporter. While Marge becomes jealous of her friends success and wonders what may have been had she not stayed with Homer, Lisa becomes inspired by this new, strong woman.

5. Fat Man and Little Boy
Bart becomes depressed about growing older after losing his last baby tooth, and, following advice from Lisa, deals with his problems by writing slogans. However, his writing is made on T-shirts, which quickly attract attention

6. Midnight Rx
Mr. Burns cancels the nuclear plant's prescription pill plan, prompting Homer and Grampa to smuggle prescription pills in from Canada. Mr. Burns soon regrets his actions when his faithful assistant Smithers suffers from a goiter and joins Homer and Grampa on one last heist

7. Mommie Beerest
When Homer takes out a second mortgage on the house to prevent Moe's being shut down, Marge becomes co-proprietor at Moe's. When the Moe-Marge team create a successful British pub, Homer begins to wonder if Moe and Marge are becoming more than just business partners.

8. Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
After teaching many famous sports stars how to showboat, Homer is asked to choreograph the Super Bowl halftime show.

9. Pranksta Rap
Bart secretly attends a rap concert and then fakes his own kidnapping to avoid being punished, but winds up getting Milhouse's father Kirk Van Houten implicated as the kidnapper.

10.There's Something About Marrying

Homer becomes a minister after Springfield legalizes gay marriage and Patty comes out of the closet, much to the shock of her sister, Marge

11. On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister
Lisa files a restraining order against Bart, forcing him to live in the backyard. Homer becomes a greeter for the Sprawl Mart

12. Goo Goo Gai Pan
Selma hits menopause, so she tries to adopt a child in China by pretending to be married to Homer.

13. Mobile Homer
Marge throws Homer out of the house after wasting her savings on a new RV.

14. The Seven-Beer Snitch
Marge convinces the town to build a concert hall to prove that Springfield is not a hick town, but when the hall suffers financial problems, Mr Burns buys it and turns it into a prison. Homer is imprisoned and becomes a snitch on the other prisoners. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa investigate Snowball II's recent weight gain.

15. Future-Drama
Through Professor Frink's future machine, Bart and Lisa see their lives in the year 2013, where both are in high school and Bart steals Lisa's chance at being successful to impress his girlfriend, Jenda.

16. Don't Fear the Roofer
Sick of being unwanted, Homer befriends a man who works as a roofer. The trouble is, no one else can see him and Homer's insistence that the roofer does exist prompts everyone to think he has gone crazy

17. The Heartbroke Kid
Bart is sent to fat camp after suffering a heart attack from junk food addiction brought on by the inclusion of vending machines at Springfield Elementary

18. A Star Is Torn
Lisa participates in a singing competition with Homer as her manager

19. Thank God It's Doomsday
Homer sees a movie about the end of the world and fears the same thing will happen in real life after seeing a chain of random occurences (celebrities ["stars"] falling from a blimp, raining blood, a man in a realistic devil costume) and doing a complicated math equation that predicts the end will come on May 18th, but when the end doesn't come, Homer discovers a flaw in the equation and ends up in Heaven where he meets God (again) and learns that God is planning The Rapture.

20. Home Away from Homer
Ned rents a room to two college girls who, without his knowledge, use it for live webcam. Upset that nobody told him about this, Ned leaves town and a new neighbor moves in next to the Simpsons.

21. The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star

Bart gets expelled from school (again) and transfers to a Catholic school, where a hip priest named Father Sean tries to convert Bart and Homer to Catholicism.
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Season 17 Guide

1. Bonfire of the Manatees

After Homer gets into trouble over his football gambling debts, he allows the Mob to shoot a "snuggle" film in the house without Marge's permission. When she and the kids return home from a trip to "Santa's Village" and find production still going on, Marge leaves. Later she encounters Caleb Thorn, a marine biologist, with a passion for saving the endangered manatee

2.The Girl Who Slept Too Little

After the family successfully protest against a stamp museum being built next to their house, it is built on the cemetery lot instead. The cemetery is then moved next to the Simpson's house, this results in Lisa beginning to suffer from fright-induced insomnia

3.Milhouse of Sand and Fog

Homer tries to capitalize on a "pox party" after Maggie is infected with chicken pox, but ends up catching it himself. As a result, Milhouse's parents get back together, but he and Bart try to separate them again so that Milhouse gets more attention. They plant a bra in Kirk's bed, but the plan backfires as it turns out to be one of Marge's. Luanne and Homer believe that Marge is having an affair with Kirk, leaving Bart to realize that he may have ended his own parent's marriage

4. Treehouse of Horror XVI

B.I.: Bartificial Intelligence – After Bart jumps from a roof to a swimming pool he falls into a possibly-permanent coma. The family decide to get a robot boy to replace him, and take one in with the name of David. He quickly proves to be a much better son than Bart ever was.

Survival of the Fattest – Homer and others are unwilling contestants on "The World Series of Manhunter", a survival game in which Mr Burns tries to kill them all. Homer manages to survive the night as everyone else is killed and finds himself alone and running for his life.

I've Grown a Costume on Your Face – After she loses a Halloween costume contest, a witch turns the townspeople into their Halloween costumes. Lisa realises that only Maggie has the power to change them back.

5. Marge's Son Poisoning

Marge buys a tandem bicycle and after she fails to ride it on her own, Bart offers to ride with her. He soon finds himself increasingly spending time with his mother, until school bullies accuse him of being a "mama's boy". Homer purchases a dumb-bell, and after his right arm becomes muscular after thousands of reps, Moe encourages him to enter an arm-wrestling tournament

6. See Homer Run

n order to win back Lisa's love, Homer takes a job as a costumed "Safety Salamander", in the process winning public acclaim for saving numerous lives after an auto pile-up. Emboldened, he runs against Mayor Quimby after the citizens of Springfield demand a recall election

7. The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
Marge joins a woman's group after Homer gets distanced from her. Lisa is taught Italian by Milhouse in order to enjoy a vacation in Italy.

8. The Italian Bob
After Mr. Burns crashes his car, he sends Homer and the family off to Italy to pick up his new fancy sports car. While on their Italian adventure, the Simpsons end up stranded in a small Italian village where a rehabilitated Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. Sideshow Bob impresses the Simpsons enough so that they keep his sordid past a secret until one of the family members, in a wine-induced state, spills the beans

9. Simpsons Christmas Stories

A Christmas episode, consisting of three stories:

    * The First (Annoyed Grunt)-El - Homer gives a nativity sermon in church.
    * I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus - Mr. Burns and Grampa are stranded on an island, in a World War II flashback.
    * The Nutcracker...Sweet - A parody of The Nutcracker

10. Homer's Paternity Coot

Smoke from the "Springfield Tire Fire" melts some of the snow on Mt. Springfield revealing a frozen mailman. One of his old letters is addressed to Homer's mother, and seems to suggest that Grampa may not be Homer's real father

11. We're on the Road to D'ohwhere

After Bart steals a key from Principal Skinner's office and gets himself into hot water, Marge and Homer send him to a "behavior modification camp." Homer is forced to cancel his much-anticipated trip to Las Vegas in order to drive Bart to the camp, but on the way there, Homer decides it is a great time to bond with Bart

12. My Fair Laddy

When Bart accidentally destroys Groundskeeper Willie's shack, Marge takes in the homeless janitor. Lisa decides to offer Willie a better life by refining him for her upcoming science fair, and after an arduous regimen, she turns the curmudgeon into the talk of the town. Meanwhile, Homer fears changing trouser styles when he discovers the factory that makes his classic blue pants is going out of business

13. The Seemingly Never-Ending Story

While cave exploring with his family, Homer causes the cave to crumble and finds himself stuck upside down in the ceiling. Marge and Bart search for help while Lisa passes the time by telling Homer a story, which turns into a chain of narrated tales

14. Bart Has Two Mommies
Ned Flanders wins a new computer and offers it to Marge, as he has no use for it. In return, Marge babysits the Flanders children. With Marge spending so much time at The Flanders', Homer must look after Bart and Lisa. Homer takes the kids to an animal retirement home, but the trip goes awry when Toot-Toot the monkey pulls Bart into her cage and holds him hostage. Marge learns of the kidnapping when it is a breaking news report and she must figure out a way to get her son back

15. Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife

Homer's obsession with Lenny's new plasma TV prompts Marge to enter the family in a sweepstakes, and they win a trip to the Fox Studio Lot. Against Marge's wishes, Homer signs them up for a "Trading Spouses"-type show and is forced to take in a controlling wife, while Marge moves in with a beaten-down husband, Charlie, and his perfect son. Charlie quickly develops a crush on Marge, while she tries to give him the strength to stand up to his own wife

16. Million Dollar Abie

When Springfield builds a new stadium for a new NFL team, Grampa is driven to suicide when he makes the new NFL team go to another place. However, Grampa is given a second chance and he intends to live his life to the fullest as a bullfighter in Springfield's new bullring

17.Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore

Patty and Selma abduct their long-loved MacGyver star, Richard Dean Anderson, during the Springfield Stargate SG-1 convention. Mr. Burns outsources the nuclear power plant to India, and leaves Homer in charge of training the new employees.

18. The Wettest Stories Ever Told

A dinner at the Frying Dutchman gone wrong turns into an excuse for another anthology show, this time with a nautical theme - Lisa tells about the Mayflower voyage, Bart tells about mutiny in Tahiti, and Homer tells about capsizing cruise ships

19.Girls Just Want to Have Sums

Frances McDormand guest voices as the new principal at Springfield Elementary (after Skinner is fired following a sexist remark made at a performance of Itchy & Scratchy: The Musical) - or at least, what was Springfield Elementary, before she turns it into separate boys-only and girls-only schools, prompting Lisa, who realizes that the girls aren't being taught very much (especially in math) to masquerade as a boy so she can attend the boys' school and actually learn something important

20. Regarding Margie

Marge did not read those "use only in a well-ventilated area" warnings on the cleaning bottles carefully enough while she was spring cleaning, as she can no longer remember a few things, like the fact that she is married

21. The Monkey Suit

Lisa is arrested for defying the new law in Springfield against teaching evolution after Reverend Lovejoy is appointed by Mayor Quimby (at Ned Flanders's request) to be the town's new "morality czar" in charge of promoting creationism. A comment made in the show's first season comes back to save her

22. Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play

The Springfield Isotopes's star second baseman sees Homer and Marge kissing on the Jumbotron and asks them to help him with his marriage, but when Homer gets caught giving a neck massage to the player's wife, it is a twin bill of marital ill
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DARK ANGEL Season 1 Guide



1. Pilot
Max, a young woman possessing incredible powers, searches for others like her in a bleak, near-future Seattle.

2. Heat
Max locates the woman who helped save her life during the escape from Manticore.

3. C.R.E.A.M.
Max and Logan aid the daughter of a journalist presumed murdered; Max and Original Cindy help Sketchy when he gets in over his head with unscrupulous gamblers.

4. Flushed
When Max is thrown in prison, she attempts to stop the warden from abusing a young woman.

5. 411 on the DL
Max attempts to raise a large sum of cash when Vogelsang claims he can reunite her with a Manticore escapee.

6. Prodigy
Terrorists seize hostages inside a hotel where a scientist is scheduled to present a paper on genetic research that could spell the end of all disease.

7. Cold Comfort
Max and Zack enlist Lydecker's help as they set out to rescue one of their own; the Jam Pony gang plays a trick on the company's potential new owner.

8. Blah Blah Woof Woof
Lydecker attempts to trap Max by distributing wanted posters throughout town and offering a reward for her capture.

9. Out
A criminal captures Logan and Sung in hopes of ascertaining Eyes Only's identity; Normal's significant other has a secret.

10. Red
A breed of seemingly unstoppable super-soldier closes in on Max as she guards an old nemesis preparing to testify against the mayor.

11. Art Attack
Normal finds his life on the line when a delivery mix-up causes the loss of a Norman Rockwell painting; Max attends a wedding with Logan.

12. Rising
Max resorts to extreme measures when the Reds take Original Cindy hostage.

13. The Kidz Are Aiight
When Lydecker tricks Zack into revealing the location of the other X5 escapees, Max must warn her friends of the danger before it's too late.

14. Female Trouble
Lydecker dispatches an X5 named Jace to eliminate a doctor who is using research gleaned from her years at Manticore to help Logan walk.

15. Haven
While staying at a remote cabin, Logan searches for an former police officer involved in the murders of several protestors, while Max befriends a young boy haunted by his past.

16. Shorties in Love
Max finds herself at odds with Original Cindy's old girlfriend, Diamond, who believes she hasn't long to live.

17. Pollo Loco
Max pursues an X5 suspected of murdering several innocent people.

18. I and I Am a Camera
Max befriends an off-the-wall crime fighter as she investigates the strange deaths of several parolees, a search that puts Logan's fortune at great risk.

19. Hit a Sista Back
With some help from Max and Zack, Tinga battles Lydecker's soldiers as she attempts to rescue her son, who possesses special powers.

20. Meow
Max finds she's once again "in heat"; the power struggle between Lydecker and Madame X continues, as both race to find Max; Max and Zack search for Tinga.

21. And Jesus Brought a Casserole
Lydecker joins the escaped X5s in a plan to blow up Manticore.

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DARK ANGEL Season 2 Guide



1. Designate This"
Max escapes from Manticore and triggers Operation Pale Face, in which Manticore self-destructs, obliterating all traces of its existence.

2. Bag 'em"
A clean-up operation tries to kill all the occupants who escaped when Manticore self-destructed. Max, feeling responsible, tries to save them.

3. Proof of Purchase"
Max tracks Joshua to Sandeman's former residence. Lydecker discovers a secret archeological dig of a Kiloma Indian burial site that is somehow connected to Manticore. Alec is captured and nearly killed by Ames White, but Max saves him.

4. Radar Love"
Lonely and frustrated that they cannot be together, Max and Logan reach out to other people. Manticore creates a pathogen that can target and kill a specific race, with the ultimate aim of using it to wipe out transgenics.

5. Boo"
Max spends a wacky Halloween with other transgenics, chasing a headless body in an attempt to foil an assassination plot.

6. Two"
A creature described as a man-dog is attacking and killing cops, and Max discovers that one of Joshua's brothers is behind the attacks; Alec gets hired at Jam Pony and runs into trouble when his black-market business selling synthetic hormone riles local thugs.

7. Some Assembly Required"
Max discovers that her brother, Zack, is alive and living with a group of Steelheads — but he is not the same Zack she remembers.

8. Gill Girl"
When a group of fisherman find a girl with gills in one of their nets, they believe they've caught a mermaid. But Max and Alec soon realize the mermaid is actually another Manticore escapee, and they set out to rescue her.

9. Medium Is the Message"
Eyes Only agrees to help a a woman try to find her kidnapped son, but Logan and Max are stunned to learn that the woman is Ames White's wife; trouble arises when Alec takes advantage of Joshua's apparent talent as an artist.

10. Brainiac"
After an S1W cell is busted, Max discovers a man named Brainiac, who seems able to predict the future.

11. The Berrisford Agenda"
Alec stumbles across a troubling reminder of his past as a Manticore agent and is haunted by memories of the girl he fell in love with — and killed.

12. Borrowed Time"
Max finds a temporary cure for the virus that targets Logan; Joshua discovers that a Manticore-made "sniffer" is loose.

13. Harbor Lights"
Max is shot and rushed to a hospital, where her blood work reveals some strange anomalies that tips Ames White to her location.

14. Love in Vein"
Max stumbles upon a group of apparent transgenics who survive by drinking their leader's blood. At Jam Pony, Alec covertly assigns Joshua to make deliveries for him.

15. Fuhgeddaboudit"
When Logan asks Max to help him get a mob accountant to become a police informant, she runs into a fellow Manticore alum with unusual powers.

16. Exposure"
After Logan traces a call, he and Max find Ames White's son, Ray, enrolled in a mysterious school.

17. Hello, Goodbye"
Logan touches Max and nearly dies from the virus; Alec is arrested for murder; White discovers that the transgenics are immune to his cult's snake blood and arranges to have the Manticore experiment exposed.

18. Dawg Day Afternoon"
With Ames White's help, the news is full of reports of transgenics. When Joshua leaves his house to see Annie, he is spotted, and further chaos erupts.

19. She Ain't Heavy"
As their secret identities are increasingly revealed, Max, Joshua and Logan leave town for Terminal City. Ames White captures a transgenic that he thinks is Max but is actually her clone.

20. Love Among the Runes"
An escapee from an insane asylum infiltrates the transgenic society in Terminal City; White's operatives discover a way to identify transgenics in a crowd.

21. Freak Nation" (90 minutes)
After Max and other transgenics are trapped by police in Jam Pony, White brings in a special team sent by the breeding cult, intending to kill Max and all the others.

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About New Amsterdam



New York City homicide detective John Amsterdam is cursed with immortality because he stopped the murder of a Native American girl in 1642 by stepping in front of a sword. Due to this act of kindness, the girl rescued Amsterdam from the stab wound by making him immortal, but warns that it is a curse that will only be lifted when John meets his true love.

Now, Amsterdam is a homicide detective in the Big Apple where he shares his secret with Omar, a blues club owner with a few secrets of his own. John is partnered up with Eva Marquez and gets into a chase with a suspect. When he suffers what appears to be a heart attack and is revived by ER doctor Sara Dillane, he realizes that mortality may be closer then he thought.

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Nikolaj Coster WaldauJohn Amsterdam
Zuleikha RobinsonEva Marquez
Alexie GilmoreDr. Sara Dillane
Stephen McKinley HendersonOmar


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Season 18 Guide

1. The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer

Lisa becomes friends with Fat Tony's son Michael. The Simpsons are invited over for dinner, where Fat Tony is shot. When Michael declines to be the new kingpin, Homer becomes Springfield's new mob boss.

2. "Jazzy and the Pussycats"

Bart gets a drum kit to work out his aggression and becomes a natural. Meanwhile, Lisa adopts animals to combat depression when Bart is chosen over Lisa to be a member of Lisa's favorite jazz band - one of which is a tiger that attacks Bart's drumming arm.

3. Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em...

After buying Homer a collection of handyman's books, Marge becomes a handywoman, but uses Homer since no one in town is thrilled over the idea of a female carpenter. Meanwhile, Bart finds out that Principal Skinner has a peanut allergy and uses a peanut on a stick to torture Skinner, but the joke is on Bart when Skinner discovers that Bart is allergic to shrimp.

4.Treehouse of Horror XVII"

"Married To The Blob" - Homer consumes a mysterious green substance from a meteorite landing that turns him into a giant blob with an insatiable appetite.

"You Gotta Know When to Golem" - Bart discovers a golem (a giant clay doll associated with Jewish mysticism) backstage at Krusty's show and uses it to do his bidding.
"The Day the Earth Looked Stupid" - After being fooled by H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds, the citizens of Springfield in 1938 react with nonchalance to a real alien invasion.

5. G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)

Homer finds himself in an army training camp after trying to get his children out of an agreement to join by age 18.

6. Moe'N'a Lisa

Lisa discovers that Moe's written rantings are perfect fodder for poetry, but when Moe is invited to a writer's convention that throws out anyone who uses someone else to create their works, Moe ends up taking the credit.

7. Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)

After Homer gets fired once again at the Nuclear Power Plant, he takes over Springfield's ice cream truck business after his favorite driver dies. Meanwhile, Marge, depressed over seeing women more successful than she and looking for a way to be remembered, begins using Popsicle sticks to create sculptures.

8. The Haw-Hawed Couple

Bart becomes Nelson's best friend, and discovers how possessive Nelson can be. Meanwhile, Homer finds himself hooked on one of Lisa's fantasy books and is conflicted in telling Lisa the truth when one of the endings turn out to be unhappy.

9. Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2

After Gil Gunderson gives Lisa a Malibu Stacy doll reserved for Mr. Costington's daughter, he gets fired as a mall Santa and moves in with the Simpsons, though his antics get on Marge's nerves.

10. The Wife Aquatic

After viewing one of Patty and Selma's home video of their summer on the boardwalk, Marge reminisces of her memorable childhood vacations spent at Barnacle Bay, prompting Homer to take her to the now rundown island with a bay depleted of fish.

11. Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times

Homer's misguided revenge on the Rich Texan combined with an untimely car break down leaves Marge, Lisa, and Bart to tell three tales about revenge gone wrong, none of which appear to prevent Homer's murderous urges of revenge.

12. Little Big Girl

When Cletus ineptly tosses down his cigar, Springfield is in danger when the town is about to be hit by a ferocious fire. Bart unwittingly saves the day and is rewarded with a driver's license. However, when he drives to North Haverbrook, he is then engaged with a girl named Darcy who ropes Bart into marriage after declaring that she's pregnant. Meanwhile, Lisa lies about her family heritage in an essay, declaring that she's an American Indian, and gets chosen to give a keynote speech at a convention.

13. Springfield Up

Declan Desmond returns as he shows a documentary about Springfield's current adult population as children, discussing their future aspirations and meets up with Homer to see if he followed his dreams.

14. Yokel Chords

After Lisa protests denying education to Cletus's kids, Principal Skinner offers her a chance to tutor them herself, though Krusty hires them as a musical act for his show. Meanwhile, Bart ends up in therapy after scaring his peers with stories of a school chef notorious for cooking children.

15. Rome-old and Juli-eh

In an unexpected turn of events, Grampa and Selma fall in love and get married, prompting Homer and Patty plot to break up their love connection. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa con a delivery man into giving them the most sought-after commodity in the neighborhood - cardboard boxes - so they can build a fort.

16. Homerazzi

After the family photo album is destroyed, Marge restages all of the family's photographs, and when a celebrity dating scandal is captured in the background of one of their photos, the Simpsons strike tabloid gold. Tasting success and seeing money to be made, Homer takes to the streets as one of the paparazzi.

17. Marge Gamer

When Marge is scorned at for not having an email, she discovers the wonders of the Internet. She joins a reality game called "Earthland Realms" where she discovers Bart is the game's best and most destructive player. Meanwhile, Homer begins refereeing Lisa's soccer games, though Lisa takes advantage of the situation.

18. The Boys of Bummer

Bart becomes a hometown hero when he makes the game-winning catch at his Little League game, sending the Springfield Isotots to the Little League championship for the first time ever. However, Springfield turns on him when he drops an easy pop fly in the bottom of the ninth, losing the game for his team. Meanwhile, Homer gets a job at Costington's Department store.

19. Crook and Ladder

When reading a parenting magazine, Marge follows the advice to throw away Maggie's pacifier. However, when the pacifier is thrown in the trash, Maggie goes on a path of destruction in the Simpsons home. Meanwhile, Homer, Moe, Apu, and Principal Skinner become volunteer firefighters, though they begin stealing items from various homes as well.

20. Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!

When Homer gets lost in a cornfield maze, Santa's Little Helper rescues him and becomes a local hero, which prompts the Simpson family to enroll him in Police Dog Academy, where he dons a new and more stern personality. Meanwhile, Bart, missing Santa's Little Helper, gets a strangling snake as a new pet.

21. 24 Minutes

When finding out Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney plan on sabatoging Springfield Elementary School's annual bake sale by releasing the "ultimate stinkbomb" (including a rotten yogurt cup from Springfield's Nuclear Power Plant), Bart and Lisa enlist the help of Jack Bauer and Chloe O'Brian. Meanwhile, Marge attempts to make the perfect pie.

22. You Kent Always Say What You Want

Homer purchases the 1-millionth ice cream cone at an ice cream store and is featured on Kent Brockman’s nightly news program. However, the innocent interview turns into trouble when Brockman shrieks a shocking expletive after getting coffee in his crotch and gets fired for supposedly being under the influence of drugs when he uttered the horrible word.
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Mad Men Season 1 Episode Guide



Episode 1: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

Set in 1960 New York City, in an unexpected new world - the high-powered and glamorous "Golden Age" of advertising - where everyone is selling something and nothing is ever what you expect it to be. The drama unfolds around Don Draper (Jon Hamm), the biggest ad man in the business. As he calls the shots in the boardroom and the bedroom, he struggles to stay a step ahead of the rapidly changing times and the young executives nipping at his heels.

Episode 2: Ladies Room

Don continues to conceal his increasingly complicated personal life, even in the face of Roger's invitation to open up. Meanwhile, Peggy pines for the absent Pete – still on his honeymoon – while fending off the advances of several of the men of Sterling Cooper.

Episode 3: Marriage of Figaro

Pete returns from his honeymoon, excited about his new marriage, but conflicted about his past encounter with Peggy. After his business relationship with Rachel takes an unforeseen turn, Don attends a party which further illuminates his increasing dissatisfaction with his present life

Episode 4: New Amsterdam
Pete's professional and personal lives become more complicated as he struggles to assert power in both. While facing pressure from his wife regarding a new apartment, he further alienates Don and endangers his own position at Sterling Cooper.

Episode 5: 5G
After Don wins an award, his photo is featured in Advertising Age. Don must deal with the fallout as the photo brings back a past he isn’t ready to confront. Ken gets a short story published in "The Atlantic Monthly," inciting jealousy among his colleagues and driving Pete to make an unorthodox request of his wife. Peggy overhears a startling conversation in the office and shares the secret with Joan.

Episode 6: Babylon
A taboo office romance is revealed. At a brainstorming session, Peggy proves to be more than a secretary, opening up new opportunities for her at Sterling Cooper. Meanwhile, Rachel faces her conflicted feelings for Don after he seeks out her advice on a new campaign

Episode 7: Red in the Face
Roger joins Don for an evening of dinner and drinking, during which Roger's behavior leads to a rift in their friendship. Though Don accepts his apology, there are further consequences for Roger. Pete faces trouble at home as he continues to struggle with the demands of his new marriage.

Episode 8: The Hobo Code
Don is tormented as pieces of his secretive past begin to haunt him. Peggy’s new success at work, and resulting boost in confidence, threaten her office relationship. Salvatore (Bryan Batt) gets a little too close with a client

Episode 9: Shoot
A rival ad agency courts Don, involving Betty in their attempt to lure him from Sterling Cooper. As the presidential campaign heats up, the agency looks for new ways to counter the latest Kennedy ads. Tempers flare over Peggy.

Episode 10: Long Weekend
Don loses an account. Roger, stuck in the city for Labor Day weekend, attempts to cheer him up. Meanwhile, Joan has a night out on the town with her roommate.

Episode 11: Indian Summer
Peggy is given a difficult assignment. Roger's work problems provide new opportunities for Don, and Pete grows more frustrated. Betty finds a new outlet for her growing dissatisfaction.

Episode 12: Nixon Vs. Kennedy

On election night, the Sterling Cooper staff pulls a rowdy all-nighter while watching the returns. Pete's ambitions cause him to directly challenge Don.

Episode 13: The Wheel

As Thanksgiving approaches, Don's work responsibilities interfere with his domestic life. Peggy is given a new opportunity, provoking the ire of some of her colleagues. Betty makes a startling discovery.

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