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Granted, instead you will grow younger until your just a stain on the floor.

I wish I was world famous.

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Granted..However after creating the cure, a new disease kills you.

I wish I could have a game system that allowed me to feel like I was the character and see through their eyes.

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Granted...Except you can not speak at a volume where anyone can actually hear you.

I wish that I could be the supreme ruler of the universe.

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Granted....But only through Giant Coke bottle glasses.

I wish I could do google searches in my brain.

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Granted, but you can never stop on dry land.

I wish that I could explore the galaxy.

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Granted, however you have a low IQ, and can not comprehend the things that you know.

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her.

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Granted, but no one will hire you.

I wish that I could invent the next greatest thing!

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granted, but their fur becomes so thick they are simply balls of living fur.

I wish that I had more time in my day to enjoy doing things.

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Granted but the only guaranteed jobs are greeter positions at Walmart.

I wish that life was a tv show, and I had the lead role.....

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Granted....but you will spend eternity alone on the planet.

I wish I had the ability to learn anything like in the matrix.