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Author: kwargalla    Time: 11-14-2008 09:43     Subject: "That line was a Zinger" Game

Winter has arrived (at least in the northern hemisphere) the days are getting shorter and it's dark way to early for my likings.



So i was thinking of bringing a little laughter into my life... and I'll award points to members who do so....

Interested?  Ok so here's how:

I find there is normally (at least) one great line in most shows.  You know the one... It makes you laugh, giggle, cringe, cry - the one that encompasses a priceless moment.  While watching your favourite show's if you come across such a line post it here.  Please include which show it's from (season & episode) plus which character said it.   Be sure to drop me a PM saying "that Line was a Zinger" so I can award you points.  

Now regarding points- I'm going to be totally arbitrary with awarding them - depending what mood I'm in and how good you line is your may earn more points (so make sure they're excellent ones)
Now for the bonus - If you read someone else's line and it brightened your day drop me a PM and I will award that line a bonus.

So the gauntlet has been dropped - I dare you to make me laugh  and to get the ball rolling here's one that cracked me up this week:


Bones 4x09 - State Trooper Instructor - after shooting tear gas into a meth lab, resulting in an explosion and having a flaming body land on the windshield of his truck -
"We're gonna need a.. um..a fire extinguisher, than maybe some sort of.... trauma councilor"  


[ Last edited by kwargalla at 11-14-2008 17:44 ]
Author: LaveticusPrime    Time: 11-14-2008 10:24     Subject: Supernatural 4x08 Wishful Thinking.....

After receiving reports of a sort of Bigfoot type creature and then seeing some very big footprints and then coming across a ransacked store that has been robbed of much of its liquor and pornographic magazines, Sam says "It’s got to be a joke, right? Some big ass mother in a gorilla suit? and then Dean says "Or it's a Bigfoot. You know, and he's some kind of alcoholo-porno addict. Kind of like a deep-woods Duchovny."
Author: LaveticusPrime    Time: 11-14-2008 13:08     Subject: C`mon people....

....I don`t want to seem greedy and grab all of the points

Easy and fun game...I`m waiting to hear some funny quotes
Author: kwargalla    Time: 11-14-2008 13:13     Subject: Reply 3#3 LaveticusPrime's post

I know I thought it would be a fun and easy.
Author: silver1978    Time: 11-15-2008 08:25     Subject: Reply 4#4 kwargalla's post

I don't need points or anything, but I still can't get the whole Supernatural teddy bear scene out of my head.

"Why are we here?" says the giant depressed teddy bear
"For tea parties." says the cute little girl
"Is that all there is?" cries the giant depressed and drunk teddy bear

I just found that whole storyline to be terribly  funny
Author: codebreaker    Time: 11-15-2008 08:26     Subject: Prison Break 4x02 Breaking and Entering

When T-Bag was rescued in the dessert after killing Sancho and T-Bag was felling sick the guy's on the quad bikes said What's wrong man, eat some bad Mexican?
Author: kwargalla    Time: 11-15-2008 11:27     Subject: Reply 5#5 silver1978's post

I totally agree the manic depressed giant teddy bear was priceless -    especially with supernatural when you do expect it to be big foot or something along those lines
Author: gyki98    Time: 11-16-2008 07:56     Subject: south park s10 ep 1

Chef: Come on, children. Let's all go home and make love.
Stan: You need to see a psychiatrist, Chef. It's for your own good.
Chef: I just like to make love up your butt.
Author: bala    Time: 11-16-2008 08:00     Subject: here my one

Meredith (to Derek): I need you to tell Mark to keep his little Sloan out of little Grey.
Author: LaveticusPrime    Time: 11-16-2008 21:42     Subject: Nice ones everybody :)

Another one....

Stargate Atlantis 5x15 Remnants

Zelenka (to Dr. McKay): "...anyway, on the way back, I had an idea."
Dr. McKay: "Oh have a little lie down, it'll pass."

Author: kwargalla    Time: 11-21-2008 08:19

OK so I just watched Greys and I counted at least 2 zingers i laughed at out loud.  so Greys fans if you'd like some points it's a great opportunity.
Author: LaveticusPrime    Time: 11-21-2008 08:44     Subject: Supernatural 4x10 Heaven and Hell

upon finding a girl who reveals that she is really and Angel who gave up being and Angel and removed her "grace" as she fell to earth, the angel decides that she can in fact reinstate her grace as long as she can find it.

Angel: ...that's why I'm gonna get it back.
Sam:  what?
Angel: My grace
Dean:  You can do that?
Angel: If I can find it.
Dean:  So what, you're just gonna take some divine bong hit and shazaam you're Roma Downey?

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Author: angel17halo    Time: 11-21-2008 13:18     Subject: The Office 5x04 "Crime Aid"

  Dwight is upset because his ex-girlfriend, Angela is marrying another guy.



Phyllis: What are you doing?
Dwight: Making a knife.
Phyllis: You're making a knife with a knife?
Dwight: You got a better way!?
   
Author: LaveticusPrime    Time: 11-21-2008 19:43     Subject: Thanks Kwargalla...

...for this nice, easy-going gift of a game
Author: kwargalla    Time: 11-22-2008 08:09     Subject: Reply 14#14 LaveticusPrime's post

thanks - I'm glad your enjoying the game.  I do wish more people were offering up some more funny lines cause so far they've been great.
Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 11-22-2008 10:20     Subject: Reply 12#12 LaveticusPrime's post

That's hilarious!  Thanks for that one.

Kim, I'll try and pay better attention when I'm watching TV.  I've heard a few good ones, but have been so tired that I forget which show I've seen them from by the time I log in.
Author: LaveticusPrime    Time: 11-23-2008 02:29     Subject: Reply 16#16 waterlilybarb's post

  Glad you liked it. It's fun catching these zingers. I like the ones presented so far.

ps. You know Barb, I believe you are the one who suggested Stargate Atlantis to me a while back right?
Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 11-23-2008 14:11     Subject: Reply 17#17 LaveticusPrime's post

I very well could have, since I'm a big fan of the show.  Currently I'm WAY behind in this season's episodes because I couldn't watch anything when I was on dial-up.  Now that I'm back on high speed, I'm looking forward to seeing how the season has progressed - I've only seen the first 3 episodes so far.
Author: angel17halo    Time: 11-23-2008 19:37     Subject: One Tree Hill 604 "Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Nathan and Jamie are father and son, respectively.

Jamie: I like Nanny Deb. I like uncle Skillz. So what if they like each other?
Nathan: It's a little more complicated than that. Your nanny Deb is also my mom.
Jamie: Yeah, but I let you kiss my mom.
Nathan: Eat your soup.
Author: LaveticusPrime    Time: 11-23-2008 23:45     Subject: Reply 18#18 waterlilybarb's post

Well, just wanted to say thanks a million. I started watching a few months back and it is now one of my favorite shows. It even got me interested to watch SG1 since I learned that Atlantis is basically a continuation of SG1.  Anyway, thanks again. Too bad this season will be the Series Finale, but honestly, I think its not such a bad idea if they dont think they can do it justice and keep it interesting. A great series in any event.

So.......on to my next zinger. woohooo!!
Author: LaveticusPrime    Time: 11-23-2008 23:58     Subject: Family guy 7x06 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

Meg: You're a smart feller, dad.
Peter: And you're a fart smeller, meg.
(grabs megs head and forces it down to his butt and lets loose one of his insane farts)

Kind of a gross zinger this time but I have to admit it had me rolling for a couple of minutes
Author: serena75    Time: 11-24-2008 03:54

Great topic! I'll give this a try.

Supernatural 3x12 Jus in Bello

Special Agent Hendriksson wakes up after he had been possessed by a demon.
Sam: "Hendriksson. Hey... is it you in there?"
Hendriksson: "I... I shot the sheriff"
Pause... and
Dean: "But you didn't shot the deputy"

I just saw this episode again, and had forgotten about that. It made me laugh.
The look on Sam's face is just priceless.
Watch it here, if you want to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nu7oUQbOZw
Author: LaveticusPrime    Time: 11-24-2008 21:51     Subject: Reply 22#22 serena75's post

lol. Nice one. That one cracked me up too. One of Dean and Sam`s many gems.  
Author: angel17halo    Time: 11-25-2008 00:12     Subject: Smallville 8x07 "Identity"

Sebastian is Lois' date


Sebastian: Have you ever had your palms read?
Lois Lane: I don't do too well with fortune tellers. The last one I went to see told me that I was destined to fall for a guy who flies a lot and likes to wear tights. So, I'm just waiting for my cross-dressing pilot to make his landing.



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Author: bala    Time: 11-26-2008 09:06     Subject: fringe

Walter: Uh oh.
Olivia: What?
Walter: I just got an erection. Oh, fear not, it's nothing to do with your state of undress. I think I simply need to urinate.
Olivia: That's good to know.
Author: bala    Time: 11-30-2008 12:47     Subject: Jag quotes

Harriet: Oh, I see, if I do a good job house training a pet then you may consider me for the mother of your child?
Bud:    No.
Harriet: No ?!

Harriet: It's like I'm dating a knight in shining armor.
Mac:     Oh and that's a bad thing?
Harriet: You ever tried to make love to a man wearing an armor?
Mac:     Does football equipment count ?

Harriet: This dress makes me look fat!
Bud:      Honey, you're pregnant, you're supposed to look fat.
Harriet: How fat am I supposed to look, Bud? Like a station wagon, a blimp, Mt. Washington, what?
Author: angel-87    Time: 12-18-2008 03:41     Subject: Stargate Atlantis

5x18
SHEPARD to RONON:  Ok Chewie, start tracking.



WOOLSEY:  Is he awake yet?

SHEPPARD:  No, he's in a coma.

McKAY:  It's a light coma. They figure he should recover, barring any complications.
Author: bala    Time: 12-26-2008 05:44     Subject: ugly betty season 3 episode 2

Amanda: Oh, poor baby. Come here. (singing) Hush little homo don't you cry, Mandy's gonna steal you a prada tie.
Marc: Ok, nice, but don't touch the hair, it's just how I like it.
Author: bala    Time: 1-1-2009 12:50     Subject: crossing jordan season 5 episode 5

Woody: I hope your day is going better than mine.
Garret: Does your day involve illegally procured sperm.
Woody: You win

Macy: You can't just pass this man's sperm around like it's candy.
Author: spratt89    Time: 1-1-2009 18:02     Subject: Friends Season 2 Episode 9

Ross: [receiving his Christmas gift] You got me a cola drink.
Chandler: And a LEMON LIME.
Ross: You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
Joey: And last but not least.
[Monica receives her gift]
Joey: They're RIBBED FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
Author: Feralbreeze    Time: 1-4-2009 18:23     Subject: Hero HIRO

I'm currently watching heroes season 3 now and it was kinda funny in Episode 10 at 08min:45 where Hiro with Ando got to Parkman and hiro was jumping cause he wanted to pee and parkman said "Oh it's right over there". And then Daphne looked to his way and said "We all gonna die". It's not a comedy series of course but still it makes me laugh some times in scenes with HIRO.
Author: kwargalla    Time: 1-5-2009 08:43     Subject: Reply 31#31 Feralbreeze's post

i find a lot of times it's the drama's that give you the real good zingers cause your either not expecting them or cause it's right around a tense moment that needs a comedic break.  So keep sharing any more that make you laugh while watching hero's
Author: spratt89    Time: 1-6-2009 13:58     Subject: Friends Season 4 Episode 1

Monica: All right! All right. I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I couldn't walk.
Chandler: We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
Monica: I was in too much pain.
Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole!
Chandler: And then Joey remembered something.
Joey: I'd seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... Ewwww! You peed on yourself?!
Phoebe and Rachel: Ewwww!
Monica: You can't say that! You don't know! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I, I tried, but I, I couldn't... bend that way
Author: spratt89    Time: 1-6-2009 13:59     Subject: Friends Season 4 Episode 3

Chandler: I bumped into Joanna yesterday.
Rachel: My boss Joanna? That must have been awkward.
Chandler: Well no, she actually asked me if I wanted to get a drink.
Rachel: You didn't say yes to this, did you?
Chandler: No, no!
Joanna: (Coming out from the bathroom) Good morning, Rachel.
Chandler: Well, not at first!
Author: codebreaker    Time: 1-6-2009 15:04     Subject: Dark Angel 1x01 Pilot

Max emerges from the bathroom to find Kendra’s clothes draped all over her motorcycle and said
Kendra, this is a motorcycle. Its sole reason for being is to go fast, very fast, not for you to use as a clothesline. Now, make no mistake. I love you as a friend and a roommate, but I love my motorcycle more. Stay away from the bike, okay?

and i liked the next bit of dialog

(A policeman bursts through the front door.)

POLICEMAN: Ladies.

MAX: Morning, Walter. What’s the good word?

WALTER: Oh, just doing my part to keep the squatter situation from getting out of hand.

MAX: Coffee?

WALTER: Read my mind. You notice any trespassers around here?

MAX : Gosh...no.

(Kendra hands Walter an envelope full of money. He counts it and pockets it.)

WALTER (into his radio): Seventh floor vacant and secure.

VOICE ON RADIO: Roger that.

WALTER: Enjoy your day. (Leaves)

KENDRA: What’s with you? Every week this scumbag puts the squeeze on us and every week you roll out the welcome wagon like he’s family.

MAX: Just thought maybe he’d like some coffee with his saliva.

(Max acts like she’s spitting into an imaginary cup.)

KENDRA: You didn’t.

MAX: Every week. (They laugh)
Author: funny-girl101    Time: 1-6-2009 15:12     Subject: Brothers and Sisters

Nora: Where did they hide the booze? Tell me, really, I'm not joking.
Saul: Nora, if I knew where it was I'd be drunk by now

Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 1-6-2009 15:20     Subject: Reply 36#36 funny-girl101's post

LOL!  Good one.   I've had similar sentiments myself on occasion - and I barely drink at all.
Author: spratt89    Time: 1-7-2009 10:57     Subject: Friends Season 4 Episode 5

Chandler: So, uh, Joey tells me you two met in acting class.
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do. All of them had us making out.
Chandler: Oh, it's a good thing, actually. Because, uh, he used to make me rehearse with him
Author: spratt89    Time: 1-7-2009 10:58     Subject: Friends Season 4 Episode 6

Phoebe: Yeah... And what a great way to say "I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend!!"
Chandler: It doesn't say that. Does it?
Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
Author: imarielle626    Time: 1-10-2009 21:40

Quote:
Originally posted by bala at 11-16-2008 16:00  
Meredith (to Derek): I need you to tell Mark to keep his little Sloan out of little Grey.
This was a funny line, but what made it even funnier was when Derek relayed the message to Sloan and his response was: "little Sloan? No BIG Sloan."
Author: imarielle626    Time: 1-11-2009 18:13

From Scrubs (the newest episode)

Courtney Cox (don't remember her character's name): Why do you have a smiley ball and gun in your briefcase?
Ted: One's in case I get sad and the other's in case I get really sad
Author: imarielle626    Time: 1-13-2009 09:28     Subject: One Tree Hill 6x14

Nathan to Chase (about Mia):  If she happens to meet someone named Chris Keller on the road, punch first, ask questions later

That line just cracked me up!
Author: bala    Time: 1-14-2009 13:21     Subject: Desperate Housewives 5x13

Lyneete water just broke she on phone with her boss trying to sort her job out whilt Tom slips on the water and tell her she needs to go to hospital

Lyneete :i will have this baby right here and beat you with it "
Author: bala    Time: 1-28-2009 12:01     Subject: reba season 1 episode 20

Brock: Look on the bright side, its prom night and we don't have to worry about our daughter getting pregnant
Author: bala    Time: 2-11-2009 01:50

Barbra Jean: (To Reba) I thought of all people you should understand that when a marriage goes through a rough spot, it needs support. Instead, you stab my marriage in the back.
People in Bar: OOOOOOOOOOOHHH.
Barbra Jean: Yea, that's right.
Reba: Oh don't you oooh me. She had an affair with my husband.
People in Bar: OOOOOOOOOOOHHH.
Barbra Jean: I didn't steal her husband. He came running!

Van and Cheyenne walk in on Reba and Barbra Jean hugging
Van: It was then they realized that neither one of them needed a man.

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Author: bala    Time: 2-11-2009 12:40     Subject: scrubs 8x10

Turk: Cathy, you're playing Elliot. So I want to see some bug eyes, alright. And, perfect. Plus find some cardboard. Stick it down the back of your pants, right. Make that ass flat, girl, let me see what you got right now. Yeah, we can go flatter.
J.D.: We can go flatter.
Turk: We can go flatter.
Author: angel17halo    Time: 2-11-2009 22:01     Subject: The Office - Stress Relief


"Jim, you're 6"11 and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom! Roasted!"
"Dwight, you're a kiss ass. Boom! Roasted!"
Pam, you failed art school. Boom! Roasted!"
"Meredith, you've slept with so many guys, you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted!"
"Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom! Roasted!"
"Creed, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom! Roasted!"
"Angela, where's Angela? There you are, I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. Boom! Roasted!"
"Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted!"

I know you don't watch the office, but if you can believe it all those quotes were said by Michael Scott, their boss.

If anyone wants to see the clip of this hilarious scene, here it is (the facial expressions are also funny!) :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuDd6rT5aFM
Author: zungtrouble    Time: 3-2-2009 06:57

Cuddy: What are you doing this Friday night?
House: I'm taking a lovely young lady to the Philharmonic.
Cuddy: Does that translate to , "I'm having sex with a hooker?"
Author: PuppyPooey    Time: 3-4-2009 02:47

Arrested Development - S1 Ep11

Jessie: We need to make Michael the new face of the Bluth company. He's the only likable one in the bunch, no offense.
Michael: None taken.




S1 Ep21

Michael: Lindsay, new outfit?
Lindsay: This? No, I've had this for years. I think it's a hand-me-down from Mom.
Michael: You got a price tag. Right there.
Lindsay: Is there? I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing.
Michael: Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.
Author: joe200101    Time: 3-4-2009 13:09

Firefly

Mal: Do yhou want to be captain of this ship?
Jayne: Yes
Mal Well........ you cant!
Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 3-4-2009 14:59

Thanks for the giggles folks.   I'll make sure to point Kim this way, next time she logs in, to award you your points.
Author: kwargalla    Time: 3-4-2009 19:23

Hey everyone great zingers!!

keep them coming
Author: bala    Time: 3-10-2009 07:13     Subject: House 5x17

Dr. Cuddy: How's the patient?
Nick: Whoa. I would do here in a minute with fudge and a cherry on top. Would someone please explain to this women? There's only so many apologies I can...
Thirteen: He has frontal lobe disinhibition.
Nick: I've already embarrassed myself with one doctor. Who, I am at this moment imagining with you, in a king-size bed with a mirror on the ceiling... I am so, so sorry. (to Cuddy) But if I couldn't have both of you together, you would definitely be my first choice.
Author: codebreaker    Time: 4-2-2009 03:59     Subject: Life on Mars (US) 1x17 Life is a Rock

When Sam sees Wendy in his bed

Wendy - Just give me another 6 hours
Sam - Wendy what are you doing in my bed
Wendy - I think there's a mouse in my apartment i couldn't sleep their
Sam - Wendy when we exchanged keys it was for emergency
Wendy - Since when are mouse droppings not an emergency
Sam - OK was is it a mouse or mouse droppings
Wendy - Mouse droppings are like the encyclopedia salesman's brochures of the rodent world they let you now they were their and that they are coming back soon
Author: bala    Time: 4-15-2009 08:31     Subject: Fringe 1x16

Walter: This is quite delicious.
Peter: Where did you get that?
Walter: In the car, uneaten.
Peter: What is the matter with you?
Walter: Oh, forgive my son. He's been in a mood all day.
Peter: I just figured "don't eat the evidence" goes without saying

Peter: Are you okay?
Walter: Yes. Although when I mentioned that the poison would kill me within the hour, did either of you happen to notice the time?
Author: imagnu    Time: 4-15-2009 13:58     Subject: Doctor Who series 3 episode 10 'Blink'

The timelord Doctor Who - explains the concept of time to Sally

Doctor - "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint its more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff."

Sally - "Started well, that sentence."

Doctor - "It got away from me, yeah."

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Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 4-15-2009 17:44     Subject: Reply 55#55 bala's & 56#56 imagnu's post

Thanks for posting those.  Both made me laugh.
Author: bala    Time: 4-26-2009 09:19     Subject: my favourite Lost quote

Juliet: Thank God. What are the odds we were to end up in the same time as this thing.
(There is a flash and the ruins disappear.)
Sawyer: You just had to say something

Jack: how can you read?
Ben: my mother taught me

Sawyer: (Sawyer looks up and sees the flash is going to save them from the boat chasing and shooting at them) Thank you Lord! (Flash ends and they are in a raging storm) I take that back!!!!

Dan: What, you're gonna, you're gonna shoot me? That right. Yeah, that would be perfect because of course rifle fire right next to - what would you call this, hydrogen bomb, yes, fantastic idea. Really inspired.

David: You killed three people?
Hurley: No. Sayid did.
David: Oh well, that's better.

Hugo: (talks to Sayid) You want a fry?
Sayid: No, thank you.
Hugo: You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food you wouldn't have to go around shooting people

Sawyer: (to Charlotte) Shut it Ginger or you are getting one too.
Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 4-26-2009 17:30     Subject: Reply 58#58 bala's post

Quote:
Hugo: (talks to Sayid) You want a fry?
Sayid: No, thank you.
Hugo: You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food you wouldn't have to go around shooting people
I think that was one of my favourite funny lines this season.
Author: kellemanske    Time: 7-1-2009 00:29

From Crusoe  (1x01)
Will Atkins: [to Crusoe] Ye think that's funny?
Judy: I do.
Will Atkins: Half a day on this island and four men gone. Am I supposed to be impressed?
Judy: I am.
Will Atkins: Will ye shut up?
Author: bala    Time: 7-1-2009 00:35     Subject: Reply 60#60 kellemanske's post

can you see which one my question on Crusoe you got wrong ?
Author: kellemanske    Time: 7-1-2009 08:34     Subject: Reply 61#61 bala's post

what do you mean?
Author: serena75    Time: 7-1-2009 12:33

Quote:
Originally posted by waterlilybarb at 27/4/2009 02:30  

I think that was one of my favourite funny lines this season.   
I think so too. It made me LOL
Author: moppybrody    Time: 9-24-2010 02:32

Sam: No. Whatever you wanna say you can say it in front of her.
Dean: Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days.
Sam: Jess, excuse us, we have to go outside.
Author: moppybrody    Time: 9-24-2010 02:38

3x06 Red Sky at Morning
(about Bela)
Dean: Can I shoot her?
Sam: Not in public.
2x11 Playthings
Dean: Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we're gay?

2x11 Playthings
Dean: Ya know she could be faking.
Sam:Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
(Dean nods)
Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!

2x13 Houses of the Holy
Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: (looking heartbroken) Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean: (looks concerned for a moment, then catches on) Cute.

2x08 Crossroad Blues
Dean: The secretary's name is Carly. She's 23, she kayaks, and they're real.
Sam: You didn't happen to ask her if she's seen any black dogs lately, did you?
(Dean hands over a list)
Dean: Every complaint called in this week about anything big, black or dog like. There's 19 calls in all. And, uh, I don't know what this is.
(hands Sam a post-it note; Sam laughs)
Sam: You mean Carly's MySpace address?
Dean: Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that?
(Sam laughs again, a little incredulous)
Dean: Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?

lol okay I'll stop now
Author: bala    Time: 11-20-2010 10:19     Subject: Supernatural 6x09

Dean: (on the phone) UFO! UFO!
Sam: Oh. Dude, stop yelling, you're breaking up. I didn't catch that last part.
Dean: Close encounter! Close encounter!
Sam: Close encounter? What kind? First? Second?
Dean: They're after me!
Sam: Third kind already? Better run, man. I think the fourth kind is a butt thing.

Marion: Personally, I think they're taken to Avalon to service Oberon, King of the Fairies.
Sam: Dean. Did... you... service Oberon, King of the Fairies?

[ Last edited by bala at 11-20-2010 18:26 ]
Author: arksongbird80    Time: 11-20-2010 18:28     Subject: Reply 66#66 bala's post

OKay Bala.  that was funny.  Here's mine....

Stargate:Universe

Young:  All I hear is static...
Eli:  What did you expect, Stairway to heaven!!!   LOL


No Ordinary Family

Dad:  Perfect timing George, Steph's Parents showed up last night.

George: You mean, Satans Branch of the AARP.  

[ Last edited by arksongbird80 at 11-22-2010 13:05 ]



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