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Author: bala    Time: 2-29-2012 10:46     Subject: Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation Game

Ok i saw this forum game on another forum and i found the game amusing but i don't know if this will catch on but let see what happens

Basically, what you do is this:

I wish for something

"I wish that I had a 300 Million Dollar Boat"

The next person then "grants" that wish, but adds a downside

"The boat has no hull"

Try to make the "corruptions" as amusing as possible, and don't make your wishes too outrageous.

An example of a good wish: "I wish I had 1 Billion dollars"

An example of a bad wish: "I wish I was George Bush" (I mean, how can you corrupt that any further? )

An example of a good corruption: "The money is Monopoly Money"

An example of a bad corruption: "The money could have gone to poor people"

I will begin with my wish:

I wish I won a holiday
Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 2-29-2012 13:24     Subject: Reply 1#1 bala's post

Your holiday is on a deserted island.

I wish I had my own zoo.

Author: bala    Time: 2-29-2012 23:37     Subject: Reply 2#2 waterlilybarb's post

Wish granted but animals are allowed to roam free

I wish i was a billionaire
Author: magic4u    Time: 3-4-2012 04:12     Subject: Reply 3#3 bala's post

your wish granted you own a billion marbles !
i wish i liked fried chicken
Author: bala    Time: 3-4-2012 11:32     Subject: Reply 4#4 magic4u's post

Granted but everything you touch turns to fried chicken

I wish i was happy
Author: magic4u    Time: 3-4-2012 15:49     Subject: Reply 5#5 bala's post

granted but you are now a clown
i wish you were happy
Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 3-4-2012 16:36     Subject: Reply 6#6 magic4u's post

Granted, but now Bala lives with you.

I wish I could grab food from my computer screen.

Author: shinny    Time: 3-5-2012 02:43

Granted but your food tastes like cardboard

I wish I could afford to fly first class to Australia
Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 3-7-2012 15:10     Subject: Reply 8#8 shinny's post

Granted, but there are no available seats, so you must fly in the cargo hold.

I wish my cats could turn into people so they could do the housework.

Author: bala    Time: 3-7-2012 23:15     Subject: Reply 9#9 waterlilybarb's post

Wish granted but your cats kick you out of the house

I wish i could get paid to watch TV Shows
Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 3-8-2012 12:21     Subject: Reply 10#10 bala's post

Granted, but ALL the TV shows are in a language you don't understand.

I wish I had my own TARDIS.

Author: bala    Time: 3-8-2012 12:37     Subject: Reply 11#11 waterlilybarb's post

Granted but you don't have any idea how to fly it or how it works

I wish i had superman abilities
Author: moonraven    Time: 5-10-2012 18:55

Granted, but you have no sense of direction.
I wish I had a robot to do my chores for me.
Author: bala    Time: 5-10-2012 22:25     Subject: Reply 13#13 moonraven's post

Granted but it can't learn any new ones in the future

I wish i had a kid
Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 5-12-2012 14:11     Subject: Reply 14#14 bala's post

Granted, but it's EXACTLY like you.

I wish I owned all of my favourite books.

Author: bala    Time: 5-12-2012 23:20     Subject: Reply 15#15 waterlilybarb's post

LOL i am not that bad

Granted but you can only read them once since after you read last page of  the book it disappears

I wish i would never get old
Author: dognxtdoor    Time: 5-17-2012 18:19

Granted, instead you will grow younger until your just a stain on the floor.

I wish I was world famous.
Author: bala    Time: 5-18-2012 08:50

Granted but than you can't leave without bodyguard or protection and they will follow you everywhere you go.

I wish i could discover the cure for cancer i would be a very rich man
Author: dognxtdoor    Time: 5-19-2012 22:39

Granted..However after creating the cure, a new disease kills you.

I wish I could have a game system that allowed me to feel like I was the character and see through their eyes.
Author: mrs_h    Time: 5-20-2012 01:19

Granted, but you also feel their pain when they sustain damage

I wish I never had to go to work again
Author: shinny    Time: 5-20-2012 02:05

Granted but you'll experience the highest level of boredom known to man!

I wish I could speak every language fluently.
Author: dognxtdoor    Time: 5-20-2012 08:42

Granted...Except you can not speak at a volume where anyone can actually hear you.

I wish that I could be the supreme ruler of the universe.
Author: bala    Time: 5-22-2012 23:44

Granted but you are not allowed interfere in the universe can only observe it.

I wish i had 20-20 vision
Author: dognxtdoor    Time: 5-23-2012 09:16

Granted....But only through Giant Coke bottle glasses.

I wish I could do google searches in my brain.
Author: shinny    Time: 5-23-2012 13:25

Granted but you keep getting the 404 error message

I wish I could travel across the world in an instant!
Author: dognxtdoor    Time: 5-24-2012 04:51

Granted, but you can never stop on dry land.

I wish that I could explore the galaxy.
Author: carlorica    Time: 5-25-2012 08:17

Granted but you are on the edge of a Blackhole and watch the galaxy go by.

I wish that I was all knowing
Author: dognxtdoor    Time: 5-29-2012 10:17

Granted, however you have a low IQ, and can not comprehend the things that you know.

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her.
Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 5-29-2012 14:33     Subject: Reply 28#28 dognxtdoor's post

I'm too fried to come up with a reply, but that genuinely made me laugh out loud!

Someone still needs to grant Dan's wish.

Author: bala    Time: 5-31-2012 10:32     Subject: Reply 28#28 dognxtdoor's post

Granted but she's the opposite

I wish i had a work ethic
Author: dognxtdoor    Time: 6-2-2012 09:19

Granted, but no one will hire you.

I wish that I could invent the next greatest thing!
Author: esperwolf    Time: 6-25-2012 10:04

Granted, but it breaks easily and you have to refund their money.

I wish I was immune to poison.
Author: bala    Time: 6-25-2012 10:08

Granted but it take a year off your life every time you are poisoned.

I wish my parents could have peace of mind about my future
Author: esperwolf    Time: 6-25-2012 10:09

Granted, but the next day you die.

I wish I had a Impala.
Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 6-25-2012 12:09     Subject: Reply 34#34 esperwolf's post

Granted, but it's the animal, not the car.

I wish my cats would never shed again.

Author: dognxtdoor    Time: 6-27-2012 20:06

granted, but their fur becomes so thick they are simply balls of living fur.

I wish that I had more time in my day to enjoy doing things.
Author: carlorica    Time: 7-6-2012 06:31

granted but all the thing you do are for your wife. (Hope you are married)

I wish that I was a great coder.
Author: shinny    Time: 7-6-2012 12:03

Granted but you are so great nobody else can comprehend it and it becomes obsolete!

I wish there was such a thing as time travel!
Author: bala    Time: 7-6-2012 12:16

Granted but you can't control how far you travel in time (forward or backwards)

I wish they was no such thing as unemployment so a person is guaranteed a job without references
Author: dognxtdoor    Time: 7-16-2012 19:34

Granted but the only guaranteed jobs are greeter positions at Walmart.

I wish that life was a tv show, and I had the lead role.....
Author: bala    Time: 3-14-2015 03:14

Granted but you are stuck doing same episode again and again

I wish i was the flash
Author: shinny    Time: 3-21-2015 02:14

Granted however you are in a constant state of hyper speed which means you can never slow down enough to talk to anyone.

I wish I could make myself invisible and travel for free - heehee!
Author: bala    Time: 3-21-2015 02:40

Granted but you can't  touch anything

I wish i was immortal
Author: dognxtdoor    Time: 5-23-2016 19:59

Granted....but you will spend eternity alone on the planet.

I wish I had the ability to learn anything like in the matrix.




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