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Author: waterlilybarb    Time: 9-16-2011 17:58     Subject: About SOUTH PARK & Episode Guides

Four boys. One f**ked up town.

South Park premiered on Comedy Central on August 13, 1997



About the Show:
South Park is an award-winning animated series from creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. They have invented a whole town full of colorful personalities, where a group of eight-year-old boys try to understand the world around them. Their parents, teachers, and town leaders all mean well, but the boys learn through their misadventures that even adults make mistakes, and even the youngest and slowest among us can be wise. Despite the serious issues tackled by the show, it is sharp, funny, and often brilliant.

The crude animation, first done with paper cut-outs and then computerized, is deceptively primitive. The visual roughness fits the coarse language of the characters, because this is definitely a show for mature audiences. South Park is one of those rare shows that can make you laugh, and make you think about your long-held beliefs, both at the same time.

Cast:


Trey Parker
voiced Stan Marsh, Eric Theodore Cartman, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Terrance, Timmy, Ned Gerblanski, Satan, Randy Marsh, Various


Matt Stone
voiced Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McKormick, Gerald Broflovski, Pip Pirrup, Jesus, Jimbo Kearn, Phillip, Saddam, Various


April Stewart
voiced Liane Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Shelly Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Various (S08+)


Mona Marshall
voiced Sheila Broflovski, Linda Stotch, Various (Episode 50+)


Isaac Hayes
voiced Jerome "Chef" McElroy (S01-09)


Eliza Schneider
voiced Mayor McDaniels, Liane Cartman, Mrs. McKormick, Wendy Testaburger, Shelly Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Various


Mary Kay Bergman
voiced Wendy Testaburger, Liane Cartman, Sheila Broflovski, Sharon Marsh, Mrs. McKormick, Mayor McDaniels, Ms. Crabtree, Various (S01-03)



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[ Last edited by spratt89 at 3-2-2015 12:45 ]
Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 04:40     Subject: South Park - Season 1 Episode Guide



Episode 1x01: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
What Cartman thinks was just a dream, actually happened. The night before Cartman was abducted by aliens and has a satellite going in and out of his ass to prove it. Meanwhile, Kyle has alien problems of his own as his brother Ike, has also been abducted.

Episode 1x02: Volcano
While on a hunting trip with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his war-buddy Ned, the boys learn about a monster named "Skuzzle-butt." Meanwhile, a nearby volcano is giving off signs of eruption.

Episode 1x03: Weight Gain 4000
Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman. Cartman uses Weight Gain 4000 in the hopes of bulking up for the occasion, while Mr. Garrison makes some preparations of his own for Kathie Lee.

Episode 1x04: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
The boys learn Stan's dog Sparky is gay. After several attempts to fix Sparky's "problem" fail, Sparky runs away. Stan decides to look for Sparky instead of quarterbacking the South Park Cows in the biggest game of the season.

Episode 1x05: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
When the boys learn about genetic engineering, Kyle wonders if it would be possible to cross-breed his elephant with Cartman’s pot-bellied pig. The boys enter their experiment in the science fair, but have to compete against the son of Dr. Mephisto, the town’s genetic engineer.

Episode 1x06: Death
Stan's grandfather is 102 years old and is begging for someone to kill him. When the boys are accused of attempting to aid Stan's grandpa in his wishes, the blame is put on Terrance & Phillip.

Episode 1x07: Pink Eye
When mistakes are made at the morgue, Kenny turns into a zombie. Meanwhile, the town celebrates Halloween with costumes ranging from Chewbacca to Hitler.

Episode 1x08: Starvin' Marvin
While watching TV, a commercial featuring Sally Struthers comes on offering a free sports watch with a donation to famine relief. Instead of a watch, the boys receive an Ethiopian boy, who they start calling “Starvin’ Marvin.” When the government learns of the mistake, Cartman is mistakingly sent back to Africa instead of Marvin. Meanwhile, an experiment gone wrong results in mutant turkeys running rampant throughout the town.

Episode 1x09: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
While practicing the Christmas play, the boys realize that Kyle doesn't celebrate Christmas. Kyle informs the boys that he does celebrate the annual visit of “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo." Meanwhile, the town of South Park prepares to celebrate a non-offensive Christmas.

Episode 1x10: Damien
Damien, the son of Satan is the new kid in South Park. Damien is in town demanding to speak with Jesus on his father’s behalf. Meanwhile, Cartman prepares for his birthday party.

Episode 1x11: Tom's Rhinoplasty
Mr. Garrison takes some time off for a surgical procedure and as a result his class gets a beautiful substitute teacher named Ms. Ellen. Wendy becomes jealous when Stan seems to be infatuated with Ms. Ellen. When Ms. Ellen seems to be immune to the charms of Chef he tells the boys that he thinks she is a lesbian and the boys try to become lesbians, so that Ms. Ellen will like them. After Mr. Garrison recovers from his surgery, he looks like David Hasselhoff and quits his teaching job to enjoy all that his new looks provide.

Episode 1x12: Mecha-Streisand
At an archaeological dig, Kyle picks up a triangle that Cartman has discarded. Media attention from the find attracts Barbra Streisand, who needs the triangle to complete “The Diamond of Pantios.” When she completes the diamond, she turns into a terrible monster that will require the combined efforts of Leonard Maltin, Sidney Poitier and The Cure’s Robert Smith to defeat her.

Episode 1x13: Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (pt. 1)
Cartman wants to know who his father is, but his mother isn’t much help as he discovers that she’s had numerous relations with the men of South Park during the night of "The Drunken Barn Dance." Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan enter a videotape they made of Cartman holding a tea party with stuffed animals in the weekly contest held by America’s Stupidest Home Videos.

Contributed By sddvasquez

[ Last edited by spratt89 at 3-2-2015 12:45 ]
Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 04:44     Subject: South Park - Season 2 Episode Guide



Episode 2x01. Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"
After rescuing his kidnapped daughter, Terrance comes back from Iraq to find Saddam Hussein planning to take over Canada. It's up to Terrance and Phillip to save Canada from the maniacal dictator.

Episode 2x02. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (pt. 2)
Who is Eric Cartman's father? Dr. Mephisto knows, and is just about to reveal the information when he is shot. Meanwhile, Liane Cartman seeks help in high places to see if she can get a retroactive abortion.

Episode 2x03. Ike's Wee Wee
Ike is going to have his Bris, but when the boys find out just what that actually means, Kyle tries to save his little brother from the ceremony. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey has lost his job due to a drug problem and falls into a life of drug and alcohol abuse.

Episode 2x04. Chickenlover
When the town learns that Officer Barbrady is illiterate, he is sent back to school to learn how to read. In the meantime, someone is having sex with the chickens in town. The boys offer Barbrady their assistance. Cartman exerts his "authoritah" while out on patrol, while the other boys help Barbrady learn to read the clues that will identify the chicken lover.

Episode 2x05. Conjoined Fetus Lady
The boys become fascinated with the school nurse when they learn she has a dead fetus attached to her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on the nurse’s "condition" and then decides the entire town should be educated. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals in China.

Episode 2x06. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
When information Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned give the boys for a report results in detention, the boys decide they must get revenge. They submit a phony video of the “Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka” to Jimbo & Ned’s cable program. The phony tape turns into a huge hit for the pair, but causes the program Jesus and Pals to take a new direction.

Episode 2x07. City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. Flashbacks)
With their school bus hanging over the edge of a cliff, the boy remember some of their past adventures. Their bus driver Ms. Crabtree goes for help, but along the way takes a detour into a new career. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey counsels the parents by telling them that all their children have run away.

Episode 2x08. Summer Sucks
It's summer in South Park, but with Colorado's new ban on fireworks, nobody is having fun. Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico, hoping to smuggle fireworks over the border. However, when Jimbo and Ned are busted with their contraband, the town is forced to light the worlds largest snake for South Park's big celebration. Meanwhile, Mr. Twig has gone missing, resulting in Mr. Garrison seeking psychiatric help.

Episode 2x09. Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
When a film festival takes over South Park, It's up to Kyle to stop it before the dramatic effect the festival is having on the sewer system kills Mr. Hankey. Kyle's pleading is interpreted by the film festival committee as an idea for a hit movie. However, thanks to one of Chef's "Salty Chocolate Balls", Mr. Hankey is given the strength to fight back against the festival.

Episode 2x10. Chickenpox
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman are sent to Kenny’s house in order to get chickenpox. When the boys realize the illness was a setup, they hire a prostitute to give their parents herpes. Meanwhile, Kenny and Kyle’s mothers reunite their husbands who were once childhood friends.

Episode 2x11. Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
While on a field trip to the planetarium, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny realize they're being brainwashed. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a Cheesy Poofs commercial.

Episode 2x12. Clubhouses
Stan and Kyle build a clubhouse in order to play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and Bebe. Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building their own clubhouse. Meanwhile, Stan’s parents go through a sudden, unexpected separation.

Episode 2x13. Cow Days
It’s the annual “Cow Days” festival, but the cows themselves are not interested in the event as they have become transfixed on a memorial statute. The cows relocate the statue but the town thinks that their two tourists are responsible. Meanwhile the boys want to purchase some Terrance and Phillip dolls and to get the funds they enter Cartman into a bull riding contest; but a freak accident during practice results in Cartman believing that he is a Vietnamese prostitute.

Episode 2x14. Chef Aid
Chef discovers that a record company is making money off of a song he wrote twenty years ago. The record company decides to sue Chef and for him to have any hope of winning he needs to hire Johnny Cochran. The boys help by rounding up all of Chef’s musician friends and hold a huge concert to raise the 2 million dollars they need for the defense.

Episode 2x15. Spooky Fish
Aunt Flo is making her monthly visit and she has a present for Stan, a fish. The fish freaks Stan out, especially when the dead bodies start piling up. Sharon is convinced her son is responsible for the crimes and she starts hiding the bodies. When Cartman exhibits behavior that is very uncharacteristic for him, the boys discover there are two Cartmans (one good and the other evil) and the gateway to another dimension is found in the local pet store.

Episode 2x16. Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Stan, Kenny and Kyle accompany Cartman and his mother for Christmas with the entire Cartman clan. Cartman’s Uncle Howard and his cellmate Charlie Manson break out of prison and join the festivities.

Episode 2x17. Gnomes
Mr. Garrison assigns the boys (along with Tweek) to do a report on a current event in South Park. While trying to find a topic, the boys are distracted by the “Underpants Gnomes” that visit Tweek on a nightly basis. Meanwhile, Tweek’s father runs a gourmet coffee shop that he fears will go out of business when a national coffee chain called Harbucks arrives in South Park.

Episode 2x18. Prehistoric Ice Man
After watching The Crocodile Hunter, the boys decide to go searching for crocodiles. However, the boys find a man frozen in ice from the year 1996. When the ice man thaws out, he finds himself alone in a confusing time, being pressured by the government, who wants to use him in their plot against Sweden.

Contributed By sddvasquez
Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 04:48     Subject: South Park - Season 3 Episode Guide



Episode 3x01. Rainforest Schmainforest
As a form of punishment, the boys are forced to join the "Getting Gay With kids" choir. The choir is on its way to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest, but after some first hand experience (getting lost in the rainforest) the choir changes its message.

Episode 3x02. Spontaneous Combustion
After Kenny spontaneously combusts, Randy is appointed by the mayor to find out what is causing the combustions. However, when he finds a solution, he lets fame get to his head. Meanwhile, the boys try to help Kyle's dad get an erection.

Episode 3x03. The Succubus
Cartman deals with his eye problems and an optometrist he doesn't like because he makes fun of his weight. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of a Succubus that he is about to marry.

Episode 3x04. Jakovasaurs
The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping near Stark's Pond. Everyone is interested in helping to keep this endangered species alive, until they all realize how annoying the Jakovasaurs really are; annoying to everyone that is except Cartman. The boys try to distract Cartman while the townsfolk try to get the Jakovasaurs deported.

Episode 3x05. Tweek vs. Craig
The boys are taking shop class and they try to setup a fight between Tweek and Craig, but when the day of the big fight arrives, neither boy knows what to do. After they get some training they get down to business, meanwhile Kenny is enrolled in a Home Economics course and is having a good time and the shop teacher, Mr. Adler, has a recurring (live action) dream about a woman.

Episode 3x06. Sexual Harassment Panda
Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison's class and the newly educated Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment. The whole town goes sue crazy and Kyle's dad is getting rich by representing anyone who feels harassed. The boys go in search of "Sexual Harassment Panda" to try to get him to help stop the lawsuit insanity.

Episode 3x07. Cat Orgy
Stan’s sister Shelly is babysitting Cartman and she invites her boyfriend Skyler over, who in turn invites his band. Cartman squares off against Shelly when he tries to prove that she has broken his mother’s rules, but the pair team up when Shelly looks to get revenge on her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Mr. Kitty is in heat and searching for a good time by inviting all the neighborhood cats back to the empty Cartman house for an orgy.

Episode 3x08. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids he considers “Melvins.” Upstairs Kyle and Stan's fathers experiment with their homosexual tendencies. Meanwhile, the government is convinced the party is actually a gathering of a religious cult that is going to commit suicide when the meteor shower arrives. Stan tries to save himself and the party from the ATF.

Episode 3x09. Jewbilee
Kyle invites Kenny to join him at “Jewbilee,” a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids as both their parents are going to be attending Mr. Mackey's meteor shower party. At camp, Ike is with the "Squirts" making macaroni pictures while Kyle and Kenny join the scouts, where they work on soap sculptures. These forms of art are a key to the Jewish elder’s celebration of Moses. When Kenny is identified by Moses as not being Jewish he is banished from the camp.

Episode 3x10. Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
The boys are having a problem with the 5th graders and since it’s Halloween Stan suggest they scare the 5th graders by making use of the body of Kyle’s recently deceased grandmother. The band Korn is on their way to the town to play a gig when their vehicle is driven off the road by a pirate ghost. When more bad things start happening in town Korn and the boys get to the bottom of the mystery a la Scooby-Doo. Meanwhile, Cartman has already started working on his Christmas list.

Episode 3x11. Chinpokomon
The boys have discovered Chinpokomon and they can’t get enough of them. They get their parents to buy them everything Chinpokomon, including a new videogame that has begun brainwashing them into bombing Pearl Harbor. When the government seems incapable of doing anything about it, the parents must come up with a solution to save their children and the country.

Episode 3x12. Hooked on Monkey Fonics
In hopes that he will win the Spelling Bee, Cartman’s mother gives him “Hooked on Monkey Phonics.” But the contest is won by two children (a boy and a girl) that are home schooled. The boy reluctantly gets permission to try public school, while Kyle has become infatuated with girl. Meanwhile, Cartman tries home schooling and really takes advantage of it.

Episode 3x13. Starvin' Marvin in Space!
Starvin' Marvin finds an alien ship and uses it to begin searching for a new home for his people. After interrogation, Cartman confesses to the government everything about Africa and Sally Struthers. Marvin picks up the boys in the ship and they go off into space to the planet Marklar, where the friendly natives are willing to let Marvin’s people come and live. The only thing that will get in their way is a starship built by the viewers of a Christian television channel.

Episode 3x14. The Red Badge of Gayness
Cartman is convinced that the south is going to win the town’s Civil War reenactment and he makes a bet with Kyle and Stan that involves them becoming the winner’s slave(s) for one month. The reenactment is sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," and it gets out of hand when Cartman persuades the drunken Confederate soldiers onto victory in numerous battles across the country, all the way to Washington, DC.

Episode 3x15. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs on the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs for the Holidays and realize that Christmas is all about the presents. Meanwhile, a live action newsman is "fighting the frizzies."

Episode 3x16. Are You There God, It's Me Jesus
Cartman is bleeding out of his ass and it convinces him that he is going through puberty. When the other boys start to have their periods Stan gets some hormones from Dr. Mephisto and he takes the entire bottle. Meanwhile folks have gathered around the outside of Jesus’ house and when he asks them what they want they demand to see his father.

Episode 3x17. Worldwide Recorder Concert
The children are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow," conducted by Yoko Ono and Kenny G. Mr. Garrison doesn't want to go because his father (who he has an unresolved issue with) still lives where the event is going to be held. Cartman who has been trying to find "the brown noise" is successful and Stan and Kyle want to use it to get back at the kids from New York.

Contributed By sddvasquez
Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 04:50     Subject: South Park - Season 4 Episode Guide



Episode 4x01. The Tooth Fairy's TATS
When Cartman gets $2 from the tooth fairy the boys come up with a scheme that will get them the new Sega videogame system. When the plan doesn't work and they find out the truth about the tooth fairy, they decide to go to a rich neighborhood and steal the rich kid's tooth fairy money only to discover they are going against a mob that has the tooth trade market cornered. Meanwhile, Kyle looks for reality when he realizes that everything his parents have ever told him is a lie.

Episode 4x02. Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
The boys are challenged to a sled race against the girls. When Token says the reason that they'll win will be due to Cartman's fat ass, Cartman throws a rock at him and gets into trouble. Then the FBI begins an investigation into his hate crime, which gets him put on trial and to make an example out of him he is sentenced to juvenile hall until he reaches the age of twenty-one.

Episode 4x03. Timmy!
A new student in Mr. Garrison's class has a problem; he is handicapped and can only say his name. The faculty believes that Timmy has ADD, which means he doesn't have to do any homework. Everyone in the class soon manages to get diagnosed with ADD so that they don't have to do any homework either. A side effect from the drug is the complacency that will let them sit through an entire Phil Collins concert.

Episode 4x04. Quintuplets
The boys discover the contorting quintuplets from Romania and decide to start up a circus act of their own. The quintuplets and their grandmother decide to defect and stay at the Marsh home. While there Grandpa Marsh loves the grandmother to death and the girl's father and the Romanian government demand the return of the girls, attorney general Janet Reno comes to their aid. Meanwhile, Kenny has been taking lessons and finds himself singing in Romania.

Episode 4x05. Cartman Joins NAMBLA
When Cartman decides he wants to associate with more mature men, he turns to the internet and (much to his surprise) finds many men who want to be his "friend". However, Cartman is forced to turn to an organization specializing in the loving of little boys, NAMBLA. Meanwhile, when Kenny finds out his mother is pregnant; he takes tries to give her an abortion.

Episode 4x06. Cherokee Hair Tampons
Kyle needs a new kidney, and the closest match in South Park is Cartman. Cartman is happy to give Kyle his kidney, for 10 million dollars. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison attempts to write a romance novel, and the town goes crazy for holistic healing remedies offered by two native Americans.

Episode 4x07. Chef Goes Nanners
Chef declares that the town’s flag is racist and needs to be changed. The whole town is split on the issue and a children’s debate is going to resolve the issue. Stan & Kyle support the current flag, while Cartman and Wendy side for the creation of a new flag. The whole issue of the flag is the use the use of color, something which Stan and Kyle are blind to. Meanwhile when Cartman actually starts participating in their research for the debate, Wendy finds that she has feelings for him.

Episode 4x08. Something You Can Do With Your Finger
At the assistance of Cartman, the boys form the boy band "Fingerbang". Auditions are held for a fifth member, while Cartman convinces the manager of the South Park mall to let them perform. Everything seems to be going according to plan until Stan is forbidden to Fingerbang with his friends due to his fathers own dark musical past.

Episode 4x09. Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (pt. 1)
When the fear of God is instilled in the children of South Park, Cartman decides to start his own church.

Episode 4x10. Probably (pt. 2)
Cartman has begun preaching (and later faith healing) while the other children make plans to build themselves a church. Meanwhile, Satan is in crisis with his relationship with Chris and Saddam, so much so that he turns to a surprising source for help.

Episode 4x11. 4th Grade
The kids have moved into the 4th grade, but they aren't delighted, especially with their new teacher Ms. Choksondik. They decide to try traveling back in time to the simple life of 3rd grade. They find two college students who set up Timmy's wheelchair as a time machine, and when it is activated Timmy disappears in time.

Episode 4x12. Trapper Keeper
Cartman gets a new Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper that a man from the future (claiming to be Bill Cosby) wants to destroy. The man claims that if he doesn't destroy the trapper keeper, it will one day take over the world. Meanwhile, Ike has started Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class. He gets on the ballot to be elected class president, but when the election ends in a tie, Rosie O'Donnell is called upon to figure things out.

Episode 4x13. Helen Keller! The Musical
The 4th grade is doing their own version of Helen Keller's story, but when they're told the kindergarteners are putting on a Thanksgiving extravaganza, they decide to turn their production into a musical. Timmy is set to star as Helen in the play, but when Timmy's disabled turkey is passed over for a part in the play, Timmy has second thoughts about participating.

Episode 4x14. Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations)
Pip's origin is covered as he takes a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets the girl of his dreams, but she spurns him. He goes to London to become a gentleman and upon his return to Havesham he discovers that she plans on breaking his heart and taking revenge on all men.

Episode 4x15. Fat Camp
Cartman is sent to fat camp and hereturns an amazing 40 lbs. lighter. What is his secret? Meanwhile Kenny has begun doing crazy things for money and eventually winds up with his own television show which culminates in a pay-per-view event involving Ms. Crabtree's uterus.

Episode 4x16. The Wacky Molestation Adventure
So that he can attend the Raging Pussiesconcert, Kyle calls the police and accuses his parents of "molestering" him. Soon all the children have called the police on their parents and they are the only ones left populating the town. When a couple breaks down while passing through town they find themselves in a town divided, one side Treasure Cove is controlled by Stan and Kyle, the other Smiley Town is controlled by Cartman. Meanwhile, the children's parents get the help they need to keep them from sexually abusing their children.

Episode 4x17. A Very Crappy Christmas
Kyle and Ike await the arrival of Mr. Hankey, but when he doesn't show up Kyle calls the other boys together and they go searching for him in the sewer. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. Mr. Hankey thinks that no one is into Christmas and the boys decide to spread some Christmas cheer by creating their own animated special, featuring Jesus, Santa Claus and themselves calling it "The Spirit of Christmas".

Contributed By sddvasquez
Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 04:52     Subject: South Park - Season 5 Episode Guide



Episode 5x01. It Hits the Fan
Ratings soar when the popular TV show Cop Drama uses the word sh*t on national television. The network decides to make further use of the word, resulting in a mysterious plague sweeping the nation. It's up to the boys and Chef to help save the world.

Episode 5x02. Cripple Fight
The boys go to their first night as Cub Scouts, where they discover that Big Gay Al is their troop leader. Al is thrown out of the Scouts when it is acknowledged that he is gay, so he files a lawsuit. The boys come to his defense, with the help of the new handi-capable kid, Jimmy; however, both Timmy and Jimmy believe that there is only room for one disabled Cub Scout and they start fighting with each other. Meanwhile, Big Gay Al's replacement as Scout leader seems like he would be more suited to be a member of NAMBLA.

Episode 5x03. The Super Best Friends
The boys discover the "magic" of David Blaine, but Stan finds out that he isn't all that he seems to be. He tries hard to convince the others that they have been brainwashed. Stan, with help from Jesus and a few of Jesus’ best friends take on Blaine on his followers in a showdown at the nation’s capital.

Episode 5x04. Scott Tenorman Must Die
Scott Tenorman tricks Cartman into buying his pubic hair for $10 and when Cartman can’t get his money back, he vows to get his revenge using a wiener biting pony, the band Radiohead and ultimately Scott Tenorman’s parents.

Episode 5x05. Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
After the boys have promised to get Terrance and Phillip to perform at the Earth Day festival being held in town, they find out that the pair has broken up. Now they need to reunite them.

Episode 5x06. Cartmanland
Cartman inherits one million dollars, which allows him to fulfill the dream of owning his own amusement park that he calls “Cartmanland.” Upon hearing the news of Cartman’s good fortune a hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle’s ass causing him to question the existence of a God who can make someone like Cartman happy.

Episode 5x07. Proper Condom Use
The children are subjected to sex education classes after Stan demonstrates some of his “handy” work in front of his parents. The kids are being taught by the unlikely pair of Ms. Choksondik and Mr. Mackey, who because of their own sexual inadequacies leave the girls scared and the boys mis-informed leading to a battle of the sexes.

Episode 5x08. Towelie
The boys get a new video game system and plan to play it for the entire weekend, but their plan is interrupted when they meet Towelie. Towelie is a genetically engineered towel created by the government. When the government finds out the boys know about Towelie, they steal the boy’s game system and oblivious to everything going on around them the boys stop at nothing to get it back.

Episode 5x09. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to understand why they hate Americans. While they are there they also take on the Taliban and Cartman pits his fat ass against Bin Laden himself.

Episode 5x10. How to Eat With Your Butt
Cartman blows his “funny fuse” after he gets Kenny’s “cheeky” school picture printed on the side of milk cartons as a missing child and an unusual couple from Wisconsin comes to town, thinking that the photo might be that of their long lost son.

Episode 5x11. The Entity
Kyle’s cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison invents an alternative form of transportation that requires the rider to use more than just their hands and legs to control it.

Episode 5x12. Here Comes the Neighborhood
Token combats being the only rich kid in town by getting another rich family to move to South Park and when Will Smith and his family decide they like it there, he calls a few friends and soon the town is swarming with rich folks. Not liking the direction their town is heading, the poor folks of South Park start to fight back.

Episode 5x13. Kenny Dies
Cartman comes into possession of a truckload of fetuses that he can't sell thanks to a recent government ruling on stem cell research. When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan has trouble dealing with it, but Cartman uses it to lobby Congress to restore stem cell research.

Episode 5x14. Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, she realizes what she has done to her son (she doesn’t know she failed) they spin a story to the media to cover their tracks. Meanwhile, Butters obsesses with returning home so that he can join his parents for an anniversary dinner at Bennigan’s.

Contributed By sddvasquez
Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 04:55     Subject: South Park - Season 6 Episode Guide



Episode 6x01. Jared Has Aides
The boys decide to fatten up Butters so that he can lose weight by eating at their favorite restaurant just like Jared, the sub sandwich guy. Jared, who is making an appearance in town reveals another secret to his weight loss, he has aides.

Episode 6x02. Asspen
While their parents are being sold time shares, the boys are out on the slopes of Aspen. Not that he cares about the outcome; Stan is challenged to a ski race which he must win to save the youth center, get the girl and free some Indian spirits a la the ski movies of the 1980s.

Episode 6x03. Freak Strike
The boys learn that disfigured people get prizes for appearing on a talk show and they sign Butters up. When the prize he gets can’t be shared, Cartman has his mother join him on a segment called, " Please Help My out of Control Child."

Episode 6x04. Fun With Veal
The boys learn where veal comes from and they decide to save the calves by hiding them in Stan’s room, where they all intend to stay until the calves are guaranteed their safety. During the siege Stan develops symptoms of an illness caused by his new vegan diet.

Episode 6x05. The Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys have to sit through "The Russell Crowe Show" in order to see the premiere of the trailer for the new Terrance & Phillip movie. Meanwhile, Chef’s new TV has taken on a life of its own.

Episode 6x06. Professor Chaos
Butters isn’t working out and Cartman, Kyle and Stan decide to fire him and hold auditions for his replacement. Becoming an outcast, Butters becomes a super-villain with plans to cause chaos wherever he goes.

Episode 6x07. Simpsons Already Did It
Butters (in the guise of Professor Chaos) is having trouble coming up with a plan to destroy the world that The Simpsons hasn't done.

Episode 6x08. Red Hot Catholic Love
Father Maxi is concerned with all the molestation claims that have been placed against the Catholic Church recently. After most of his parishioners turn to Atheism as an answer, he travels to the Vatican to get some answers.

Episode 6x09. Free Hat
The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more movies with digitally enhanced effects. In an effort to stop this injustice, they go off to find Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.

Episode 6x10. Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
When Bebe starts "blossoming into womanhood", the boys in South Park start to revert to Neanderthal-like creatures that fight for her affection. The girls are no help either as they constantly call Bebe derogatory names.

Episode 6x11. Child Abduction is Not Funny
After a kidnapper attempts to abduct Tweek, a series of breaking news events related to child abductions begins to worry the town's parents. This eventually brings them to the conclusion that they must barricade themselves behind a great wall to protect their children. Fortunately for them, a local City Wok owner has just the skills the townsfolk are looking for.

Episode 6x12. A Ladder to Heaven
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman win all the candy they can eat in a contest. There's just one problem, Kenny had the ticket. Now to get their prize, the boys have decided to build a ladder to Heaven in order to get the ticket back from their dead friend.

Episode 6x13. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys embark on an epic quest to return The Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers video store in Conifer.

Episode 6x14. The Death Camp of Tolerance
After Mr. Garrison is promoted to 4th Grade teaching again, and in a meeting with Principal Victoria, he realizes that he can make a lot of money if he gets fired for being gay. So, he hires a new assistant, Mr. Slave, and performs lewd acts in front of his class. The boys complain to their parents and are taken to the Museum of Tolerance, where they are taught it's wrong to discriminate against people.

Episode 6x15. The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Stan wages a one-man war against John Edwards after he talks with Kyle, who believes he's meant to go to Jewleeard, a prestigious school. Meanwhile, Chef takes Cartman to see John Edwards to help with Kenny's soul being inside him. Realizing he's of little help, they leave for Scotland to see Chef's parents.

Episode 6x16. My Future Self n' Me
The boys find a discarded joint and think that just by touching it, it will turn them into junkies and ruin their lives. Stan tells them not to believe everything they're told and throws the joint away. Soon after, a man from the future claims to be Stan, and that his life was ruined by drugs.

Episode 6x17. Red Sleigh Down
In an effort to redeem himself days before Christmas, Cartman decides to bring Christmas to the Iraqis. So, along with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny they catch a ride with Mr. Hankey to the North Pole to bring Christmas to Iraq.

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Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 04:57     Subject: South Park - Season 7 Episode Guide



Episode 7x01. Cancelled
The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby" his little brother Ike and Cartman talking about his strange dream, which the other boys identify as visitors. What's going on in South Park? Did the boys travel back in time, or is some sinister force at work?

Episode 7x02. Krazy Kripples
Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that "butthole" Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real "crips" are those who were crippled from birth. They then decide to seek out a gang with similar feelings. It's safe to say Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are staying out of this one.

Episode 7x03. Toilet Paper
The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher's house in revenge.

Episode 7x04. I'm A Little Bit Country
After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides he's going to figure out a way to flashback to the past and learn all about history first hand.

Episode 7x05. Fat Butt and Pancake Head
For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the puppet insists they make a music video, which launches the hand puppet's musical career. There's just one problem, the REAL J-Lo shows up to protest the hand's authenticity.

Episode 7x06. Lil' Crime Stoppers
The boys are playing "junior detectives," and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the Chief makes them "real" junior detectives and gives them their first assignment: breaking up a meth lab. The boys soon learn being real detectives isn't as fun as they thought.

Episode 7x07. Red Man's Greed
The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The townfolk only have one night to make $350,000. So they head to the casino...

Episode 7x08. South Park is Gay!
The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman give Kyle a makeover, and Gerald isn't far behind. Soon the women of South Park grow tired of the fad, as does Mr. Garrison.

Episode 7x09. Christian Rock Hard
The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle $10 that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.

Episode 7x10. Grey Dawn
Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP shows up to fight for the rights of their comrades.

Episode 7x11. Casa Bonita
Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.

Episode 7x12. All About the Mormons?
A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.

Episode 7x13. Butt Out
After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiner's Anti-Tobacco campaign.

Episode 7x14. Raisins
In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins(a junior Hooters)so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip to Raisins does big things for Butters, as he falls in love with a waitress.

Episode 7x15. It's Christmas in Canada
When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada.

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Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 04:59     Subject: South Park - Season 8 Episode Guide



Episode 8x01. Good Times With Weapons
The boys buy Martial Arts weapons from the county fair, and turn into Ninja warriors (complete with Anime-style animation). However, when one of Kenny's ninja stars gets thrown into Butters' eye, the boys must do the only logical thing possible, dress Butters up as a dog and take him to the vet. Their parents cannot find out that they were playing with weapons.

Episode 8x02. Up the Down Steroid
Jimmy and Timmy are competing in the Special Olympics, but Jimmy is using steroids to gain the edge on the competition. Once Cartman finds out that the winner will receive a $1000 cash prize, he devises a plan to get into the event, thinking he can easily beat all the handicapped kids and win the money.

Episode 8x03. The Passion of the Jew
Kyle finally sees The Passion of the Christ, and is horrified by it. Cartman on the other hand, is organizing Passion fans to get others involved in the film so they can perform a cleansing. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny see it, and believe that Mel Gibson should give them their money back. So, they set off to find him in Malibu.

Episode 8x04. You Got F*cked in the Ass
The boys find themselves humiliated on the street when a bunch of O.C. kids come up and "serve" the boys by out-dancing them. Stan takes it upon himself to put together a team to get South Park's honor back in the world of competitive dancing.

Episode 8x05. AWESOM-O
A special package arrives for Butters from Japan. It's AWESOM-O! His very own personal robot. Butters tells AWESOM-O all his secrets, but also one of Cartman's. Upon realizing that Butters has a tape of him making a fool of himself, Cartman keeps up the AWESOM-O charade in order to find that tape.

Episode 8x06. The Jeffersons
There's a new neighbor in South Park, Mr. Jefferson, and he loves children so much, he has all sorts of toys, rides, and food. But is Mr. Jefferson just your average neighbor, or is he hiding a secret?

Episode 8x07. Goobacks
The citizens of South Park find themselves in a bad spot when people from the future start traveling back in time to find work. The future is such an overcrowded, desolate place that the only work to be found, lies in the past. How will the townsfolk react when they lose their job to a Gooback?

Episode 8x08. Douche and Turd
Kyle and Cartman are fighting about who would make a better school mascot, now that the South Park Cows are considered offensive by PETA. Kyle thinks it should be a Giant Douche, while Cartman believes it should be a Turd Sandwich. Stan on the other hand, could care less, and refuses to participate in the vote.

Episode 8x09. Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The Mega-store that is Wall-Mart finally opens in South Park. But the store seems to have a strange power over the townsfolk...they can't stop themselves from buying items at Wall-Mart's low, low prices.

Episode 8x10. Pre-School
A horrible secret from their days in Pre-School comes back to haunt the boys. Trent Boyett is being released from Juvenile Hall, and he's out for revenge for a crime he didn't commit.

Episode 8x11. Quest for Ratings
South Park Elementary has a closed circuit television network. Jimmy and "Rick" Cartman are the anchors for "Super School News." Stan reports on school lunches, Butters covers the celebrity watch, Token does the weather and Kyle covers sports. All is going well until Craig premieres a new show that gets much higher ratings than the boys' news program. So, they set out to get better ratings by finding a great story.

Episode 8x12. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Paris Hilton has opened a new clothing store at the South Park Mall and Wendy thinks it demeans women. After finding no help in her parents, Wendy turns to one man for help: Mr. Slave.

Episode 8x13. Cartman's Incredible Gift
Cartman suffers a head wound after trying to fly from the top of his roof. When he awakens, he believes he has psychic powers. When a serial killer comes to South Park, Cartman will use his gift to find him...or will he?

Episode 8x14. Woodland Critter Christmas
It's Christmas in South Park once again. This year Stan, the boy with the red poof-ball hat, finds himself helping out a group of adorable critters that live in the forest. They ask him to help protect their pregnant friend, who will give birth to their Lord's son. Everything is going well until Stan learns who these critters worship.

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Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 05:03     Subject: South Park - Season 9 Episode Guide



Episode 9x01. Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mr. Garrison decides to get a sex change operation, a vaginaplasty which prompts Kyle to want a negroplasty so he can be tall and black enough to play basketball.

Episode 9x02. Die Hippie, Die
There's a mass influx of hippies coming into South Park, and Cartman is intent on putting a stop to them.

Episode 9x03. Wing
Realizing that they can cash in on other's talents by acting as clients, the gang successfully charms Token in to letting them represent him. When another talent agency steals him away, they find their next star in Wing, the wife of Mr. Lu Kim.

Episode 9x04. Best Friends Forever
In this Emmy winning episode, Kenny is the first kid in South Park to get the new Playstation Portable; a device that was actually created by God to determine who has the best skills to defeat the armies of Satan. Things get complicated when Kenny is brought back to life but resides in a vegetative state.

Episode 9x05. The Losing Edge
The South Park boys are playing the final Little League game of the season. They win, and are glad to be done with it. But they soon find out that winning was only the beginning, now they're forced to play in the National circuit, and risk wasting their whole summer. There's only one way out: Lose, and lose big.

Episode 9x06. The Death of Eric Cartman
After Cartman performs a truly despicable act, the boys decide that everyone should ignore Cartman to teach him a lesson. Cartman soon comes to the conclusion that he's dead, and the only person that seems to be able to see him is Butters.

Episode 9x07. Erection Day
Jimmy is having trouble controlling his body, and it seems like it could hurt him in the school's big talent show. So, he goes on a journey to "fix" the problem.

Episode 9x08. Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
After playing in a boat, Stan and Cartman accidentally flood the nearby town of Beaverton. The adults however find another cause for the flood: Global Warming.

Episode 9x09. Marjorine
When Cartman finds out that the girls have a device that can see into the future, the boys come up with a plan to have Butters go undercover to get it.

Episode 9x10. Follow That Egg
The gay marriage debate lands in South Park and unbeknownest to them, Stan & Kyle hold the answer in their hands.

Episode 9x11. Ginger Kids
After giving a presentation on 'Ginger Kids' in class, Cartman gets the other students to discriminate against them. To teach him a lesson, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny sneak in to his room and use makeup to give him the appearance of a Ginger. Their lesson is not realized when Cartman begins to rally his fellow Gingers against the other kids.

Episode 9x12. Trapped in the Closet
Stan finds out that he's depressed after taking a test given to him by Scientologists. After joining his new religion, the other members realize that he is the reincarnation of their leader. Upon hearing this, the Scientology masses arrive outside his house, but several members end up in the closet instead.

Episode 9x13. Free Willzyx
When a talking Orca whale, named Willzyx, speaks to Kyle and the boys, they're desperate to get him to his home on the moon. With some help from the other kids of South Park, they risk everything when they break in to the Sea Park and steal him from his tank. Now all they need is a foreign nation that will launch a stolen whale in to space.

Episode 9x14. Bloody Mary
After receiving a DUI, Randy attends an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting where he realizes that he is powerless to control his drinking problem. But when a statue of the Virgin Mary begins to bleed, he sees it as a miracle that can cure him of his ‘disease’.

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Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 05:04     Subject: South Park - Season 10 Episode Guide



Episode 10x01. The Return of Chef!
The town is excited when Chef returns to town after world traveling with the “Super Adventure Club,” but the boys notice something is different about Chef. It seems that Chef’s new sense of adventure has gotten the better of him and the boys try to save him.

Episode 10x02. Smug Alert!
Stan is the driving force who gets the citizens of South Park to all buy hybrid cars. Just as everyone starts to feel really good about what they’re doing to help save the earth, a stormy dark mass has started accumulating over the town.

Episode 10x03. Cartoon Wars (pt. 1)
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of Family Guy lying with the first boy to reach Hollywood.

Episode 10x04. Cartoon Wars (pt. 2)
With Kyle left behind, Cartman makes his way to FOX to get the Family Guy episode pulled, hoping to ultimately get rid of the show once and for all.

Episode 10x05. A Million Little Fibers
Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for Oprah’s book club. It becomes a best seller with everyone getting a lot help for their addictions; until a faction of Oprah's staff leak the truth about the book.

Episode 10x06. ManBearPig
While assisting an ex-Vice President in his quest for attention, the boys get trapped by a cave-in and while searching for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure. Now he has to figure out how to get out of the cave without the others knowing about it and he can keep it all for himself.

Episode 10x07. Tsst
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, “The Dog Whisperer" takes on the challenge and while he might have what it takes, Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.

Episode 10x08. Make Love, Not Warcraft
A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft® and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

Episode 10x09. Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal.

Episode 10x10. Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Cartman, South Park Elementary’s new hallway monitor, takes it personally when he finds out that a teacher has been kissing a student in his jurisdiction. He helps Kyle stop his little brother’s affair with his “Nice” hot teacher.

Episode 10x11. Hell on Earth 2006
Satan is throwing the world's biggest Halloween costume party, and no one is getting in without a blue wrist band. Unfortunately, even Satan can't plan for everything as a religious organization and the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time might ruin his good time.

Episode 10x12. Go God Go (pt. 1)
The topic of evolution is introduced to the 4th graders of South Park Elementary and while their teacher is against the theory a change of mind has implications for the future. And speaking of the future, Cartman is trying to send himself there; to the exact date that the newest video game console, the Nintendo Wii is being released.

Episode 10x13. Go God Go XII (pt. 2)
Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he woke up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, some angry sea otters, and worst of all: No Nintendo Wii! Will Cartman get out of this crazy future? Or will he be doomed to never get his hands on the Wii?

Episode 10x14. Stanley's Cup
Stan becomes coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and for the benefit of one his players he tries to make them into a team of winners. Meanwhile his father deals with the memory of Stan’s performance in a Pee Wee hockey game from years earlier, when Stan had the opportunity to score the game winning goal.

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Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 05:06     Subject: South Park - Season 11 Episode Guide



Episode 11x01. With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Randy uses the "N" word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand Token’s feelings on the subject. Meanwhile, a little person visits South Park Elementary and Cartman can't stop himself from laughing at him.

Episode 11x02. Cartman Sucks
Butters' dad sends him off to special camp to " Pray the Gay Away" when he believes that his son is bi-curious after catching him in a compromising position with Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman does his best to retrieve a photo of him in that compromising position before too many people find out about it.

Episode 11x03. Lice Capades
When a breakout of headlice hits South Park Elementary, Mrs. Garrison refuses to say which child brought the plague to the school. So, Cartman takes it upon himself to find out who it is so the kids can make fun of them. Meanwhile, a louse Travis, is desperate to save his fellow lice from imminent destruction from a conscious world.

Episode 11x04. The Snuke
The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrival of Hillary Clinton for a big campaign rally. Meanwhile, Cartman suspects that a new Muslim student is involved in a possible terrorist attack. Every minute counts for Cartman as he uses his own interrogation methods on his suspect. But could the plan to target Clinton be just the tip of the iceberg?

Episode 11x05. Fantastic Easter Special
Stan wants to know the real reason kids have to decorate eggs for Easter, and what, if anything eggs and bunnies have to do with Jesus dying for his sins. To get to the bottom of it, Kyle and Stan get wrapped up in a bizarre society that guards a legendary secret.

Episode 11x06. D-Yikes!
Once again Mrs. Garrison gets dumped, but this time she decides to take it out on her fourth grade class. When the boys have finally had enough of their teacher's erratic mood swings and excessive homework assignments, they find out that there are people-for-hire that can help out in any situation. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is finding life without men has its upsides.

Episode 11x07. Night of the Living Homeless
The number of homeless people in South Park is increasing as they eat, sleep, and beg for change across the town. While the adults try to find creative solutions to deal with the homeless, the boys are trying to figure out a way to solve the problem for good.

Episode 11x08. Le Petit Tourette
After seeing a kid with Tourette's Syndrome at the toy store, Cartman becomes obsessed with it. He finds out that with Tourette's, he can say whatever he wants without consequence. Naturally, he calls Dateline so he can get on National TV and take full advantage of his new found life.

Episode 11x09. More Crap
Randy Marsh becomes a local hero in South Park after the guys at the bar see the size of his latest crap. After some talking with the guys, Randy believes he could be a contender for the World Record. But is there someone else who wants it more?

Episode 11x10. Imaginationland
A bet revolving around Cartman seeing a leprechaun is only the start of trouble when the boys find themselves with the entirety of the world's imagination laid out in front of them. But when a terrorist group attacks Imaginationland, the U.S. Government is eager to find Stan & Kyle.

Episode 11x11. Imaginationland: Episode II
Stan and Kyle are being held captive at the Pentagon until they tell the government exactly how they got into Imaginationland. Elsewhere…Cartman will not give up his quest to make Kyle follow through on their bet to suck his balls.

Episode 11x12. Imaginationland: Episode III
While inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters must fight for their lives against an army of evil imaginary forces. The Supreme Court declares imaginary creatures not real and plans to nuke Imaginationland, and now Kyle and Cartman have to convince the U.S. military to abort the operation.

Episode 11x13.  Guitar Queer-o
Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they're breaking high score records and it doesn't take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress of being a rock star get to Stan now that his best friend is no longer by his side?

Episode 11x14. The List
The fourth grade girls have compiled a secret list that rates all the boys from the cutest to the ugliest. But when the boys steal the list, the results are not what they expected… The boys are about to find out just how manipulative and crazy little girls can be.

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Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 05:08     Subject: South Park - Season 12 Episode Guide



Episode 12x01. Tonsil Trouble
After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?

Episode 12x02. Britney's New Look
While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues her wherever she goes. The boys must take Britney to the North Pole when they learn the secret behind what makes her so popular.

Episode 12x03. Major Boobage
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys try to help Kenny kick the latest drug craze that has become a hit with schoolchildren across the nation. Once Kenny cheeses, he trips into a world that he can truly enjoy.

Episode 12x04. Canada On Strike
The leader of the World Canadian Bureau takes the country into a long painful strike, demanding "some of that Internet money" from the other Nations. The boys find themselves tasked with the strike resolving it so they can see some new episodes of "Terrance & Philip".

Episode 12x05. Eek, A Penis!
With Ms. Garrison out of the school in search of a way to be the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is given authoritah over the classroom. After doing an exemplary job as substitute, Cartman is sent to help inner-city youth.

Episode 12x06. Over Logging
The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that there may still be Internet in California, Randy decides to pack up his family and head out West in search of Internet.

Episode 12x07. Super Fun Time
Mr. Garrison takes the kids on an educational field trip to a living museum, Pioneer Village, where all the workers remain dedicated to staying in character. While there, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

Episode 12x08. The China Probrem
It's up to Cartman to face down the Chinese while the American populace is wracked by the haunting memory of recent events.

Episode 12x09. Breast Cancer Show Ever
After she threatens to beat up Cartman after school, Wendy gets in trouble. It seems that no matter how angry Wendy is, all the bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.

Episode 12x10. Pandemic
When an international crisis strikes, the boys discover a way to make money that seems easy and profitable. Cartman manages to convince Craig that he should help the guys with their scheme. Cartman knows Craig has what it takes to make their dream a reality.

Episode 12x11. Pandemic 2 - The Startling
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains where they find out the startling truth behind the attacks.

Episode 12x12. About Last Night...
The folks in South Park are partying in the streets after a new president is elected. But while the country is celebrating, the President-elect surprises everyone when he shows up at the White House. From the Oval Office, the new president begins to put together a team for the job facing him.

Episode 12x13. Elementary School Musical
When a new kid comes to town, the boys must embrace the latest fad that hits South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. Stan could lose Wendy if he doesn't get involved, and Cartman would rather kill himself than join in on the fad. But when the boys realize that Butters is more popular than they are, they find that they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.  

Episode 12x14. The Ungroundable
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire at school, but he can't get anyone to listen to him. His investigations lead him to think that maybe he'd be better off as a vampire. Meanwhile, the goth kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between goth and vampire kids.

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Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 05:11     Subject: South Park - Season 13 Episode Guide



Episode 13x01. The Ring
Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him a special place in her heart…not to mention other body parts. Unfortunately, his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the concert.

Episode 13x02. The Coon
During times of great woe and despair, one young person in South Park takes it upon himself to keep order. "The Coon" rises from the gutter and becomes South Park's sole vigilante…until a rival superhero, "Mysterion" shows up on the scene and challenges "The Coon"'s right to be a beacon for the townsfolk.

Episode 13x03. Margaritaville
While the entire town is busy pointing fingers over who's to blame for the economy, Randy steps forward with a solution for the financial woes. With everyone in town helping, they all start to live without any economy at all. Elsewhere, the ultimate sacrifice is made by an unlikely savior in a bid to fix the town's problems.

Episode 13x04. Eat, Pray, Queef
The boys find themselves victims of an April Fool's Day joke, and it doesn't go over well at all. Butters is down, Cartman is infuriated and the rest of the boys are scared it's going to happen again.

Episode 13x05. Fishsticks
Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time and it takes off everywhere. But when someone else takes credit for the joke, the boys are furious.

Episode 13x06. Pinewood Derby
It's Pinewood Derby time in South Park, and Stan and Randy are working furiously to build the best car possible. While working on the Derby car, Randy has acquired a very special component to help Stan secure a first place victory.

Episode 13x07. Fatbeard
Cartman decides to become a pirate, and takes Butters and a small group of recruits with him to help make his dream come true.

Episode 13x08. Dead Celebrities
Otherworldly forces are haunting Ike, who's so freaked out that the stress could kill him. Kyle and the rest of the boys bring in professional ghost hunters to see if they can put a stop to the poltergeists tormenting Ike.

Episode 13x09. Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters has never kissed a girl in his life. Finally fed up with the other boys teasing him, Butters is determined to catch up to the rest of them. Meanwhile, prostitution in South Park has gotten out of control and an overly dedicated cop wages war.

Episode 13x10. W.T.F.
After going to their first live WWE wrestling event, the boys all want to become professional wrestlers. They decide to sign up for the school's wrestling class, but soon learn that the wrestling at school isn't the same as what they saw at WWE.

Episode 13x11. Whale Whores
For Stan's birthday, he and his family go to the Denver Aquarium where they plan on swimming with dolphins. Unfortunately things go from bad to worse when the Japanese attack and kill all the dolphins. The Japanese seem hell-bent on killing all the worlds' dolphins and whales, but Stan takes up the cause to try and save the marine animals from senseless slaughter.

Episode 13x12. The F Word
Harley riders have come to South Park and the boys decide it's time to deal with the problem. They throw down the F word and it's on…

Episode 13x13. Dances with Smurfs
Cartman becomes the voice of change at school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman asks the tough questions and gains a following.

Episode 13x14. Pee
Things at the water park are not what they seem when the boy's fun filled day is about to turn deadly because there are too many people peeing in the pool, which causes disaster to strike and the boys are in a race to survive. Meanwhile, Cartman tries to warn everyone that there are too many minorities, more blacks and hispanics than white people.

Contributed By Codebreaker
Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 05:13     Subject: South Park - Season 14 Episode Guide



Episode 14x01. Sexual Healing
When the successful men of the world suddenly want to have sex with tons of women, the top scientists in the country are brought together to put a stop to it. Once the testing gets underway, it turns out some of the fourth grade boys of South Park are sex addicts.

Episode 14x02. The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
When the boys are allowed to read a banned book in their class, it inspires them to write their own masterpiece. But it isn't long before Stan's mom finds out and the boys have to work fast to stay out of trouble.

Episode 14x03. Medicinal Fried Chicken
The new state law in Colorado says it's ok to smoke marijuana if you have a doctor's note. So Randy decides he's going to be the first in line for some, except without anything wrong with him, he's turned away and must come up with a medical malady to get his hands on the drug. Meanwhile, Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken restaurant back.

Episode 14x04. You Have 0 Friends
Even though Stan and Kyle have been friends for years, it doesn't mean anything if Stan won't "friend" him. Kyle "friended" the wrong person so now all his other friends are deserting him left and right. With his problem getting worse by the minute, Kyle turns to the one person who's always been there for him.

Episode 14x05. 200 (1)
While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park. This could be the thing that destroys South Park forever.

Episode 14x06. 201 (2)
With Muhammad at the center of hostage negotiations between the town of South Park and both the Ginger kids and Tom Cruise's army of celebrities, the burning question on everyone's mind is... Who is Eric Cartman's father?!.

Episode 14x07. Crippled Summer
There's no time for fun and games for Jimmy and his friends as they strive to be the champions of summer camp. Jimmy's going for the gold in the camp's surfing competition.

Episode 14x08. Poor and Stupid
It's been Eric Cartman's dream to join NASCAR all his life. He is willing to do whatever's necessary to achieve his goal. Cartman hires Butters as his pit boss to gear up for the race of his life.

Episode 14x09. It's a Jersey Thing
Everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey! South Park is in danger of becoming West Jersey within the week. As the Jerseyites spill into Colorado and approach South Park, Randy and the boys stand strong against the onslaught.

Episode 14x10. Insheeption
When he's sent to the school counselor to talk about his disorder, Stan realizes that he's not the only one who has a problem. When Mr. Mackey and Stan agree to surrender themselves to the hoarding experts, Stan gets a more than a glimpse of what it was like for Mr. Mackey in the 4th grade at South Park Elementary.

Episode 14x11. Coon 2: Hindsight (1)
The "Coon and Friends" set out to help the victims of BP's latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf. Much to the Coon's dismay, another superhero gets there first and everyone seems to like him.

Episode 14x12. Mysterion Rises (2)
Led by Mysterion, "Coon and Friends" work to help out with the Gulf crisis and stop Cthulhu, but the Coon, recently kicked out of "Coon and Friends," has other ideas.

Episode 14x13. Coon vs. Coon & Friends (3)
It seems the Coon is more nefarious than even the dark lord, Cthulhu! While the Coon punishes his former friends, Kenny wrestles with the burden of his superpowers. Will Coon and Friends prevail!? Will Mysterion finally master his death-defying abilities!?!? WHERE IS CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT?!!?!?

Episode 14x14. Crème Fraiche
Stan's life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randy's obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. When his mom takes off with her "new interest", Stan is left behind to pick up the pieces.

Contributed By Codebreaker
Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 05:14     Subject: South Park - Season 15 Episode Guide



Episode 15x01. HUMANCENTiPAD
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn't even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother.

Episode 15x02. Funnybot
At the school's first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the kids at South Park Elementary will be swift and brutal.

Episode 15x03. Royal Pudding
The Prince of Canada is about to take a princess and it is a joyous time for all Canadians as the royal wedding commences. But just as the prince and princess are about to be joined for all eternity, the princess is abducted! All Canadians are called upon to help save the princess and Ike answers the call to arms.

Episode 15x04. T.M.I.
Cartman is furious when he believes that the school has posted their penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit; takes matters into his own hands and once again finds himself in the principal's office. This time he gets sent to anger management therapy.

Episode 15x05. Crack Baby Athletic Association
Cartman starts a new business venture called "The Crack Baby Athletic Association," and he extends to Kyle the opportunity to get in the company on the ground floor; Cartman finds a protégé to help him in his endeavors.

Episode 15x06. City Sushi
It's time for Butters to learn the truth about himself when he is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. Meanwhile, the owner of City Wok finds himself with some competition when City Sushi comes to town.

Episode 15x07. You're Getting Old (1)
After Stan celebrates his 10th birthday, he begins to see everything differently. The other boys think he's become a major buzz-kill and start to avoid hanging out with him. When Stan and Kyle have a major blow up, the very fabric of South Park begins to unravel.

Episode 15x08. Ass Burgers (2)
Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger's Syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can't seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries. Will anything ever be the same in South Park again?

Episode 15x09. The Last of the Meheecans
What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. Not surprisingly, Cartman turns out to be really good at stopping Mexicans.

Episode 15x10. Bass to Mouth
The students of South Park Elementary are the victims of a new gossip website. An elusive hacker has somehow gained access into the student's confidential phone calls and e-mails and is posting all their juicy stories. The boys are shocked when they discover the identity of the hacker.

Episode 15x11. Broadway Bro Down
Sharon is thrilled that Randy is making an effort to do more things that she enjoys. But, after he takes her to see a hit musical in Denver, Randy becomes Broadway's biggest fan. Sharon is whisked away to New York and treated to every musical on the Great White Way.

Episode 15x12. 1%
The kids at South Park Elementary are being punished for Cartman's failings in the physical education department. What will Cartman do when they all gang up on him?

Episode 15x13. A History Channel Thanksgiving
After watching a Thanksgiving special on The History Channel, the boys believe that aliens were involved in the original feast. But, questions remain... was the first Thanksgiving haunted? Is alien technology responsible for stuffing? The truth could change Thanksgiving for everyone.

Episode 15x14. The Poor Kid
With their parents in jail, Kenny and his brother and sister find themselves in the foster care system. Cartman is sincerely disturbed when Kenny is taken away. He doesn't know who to rip on for being the poorest kid in school anymore.

Contributed By Codebreaker
Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 05:16     Subject: South Park - Season 16 Episode Guide



Episode 16x01. Reverse Cowgirl
One of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have consequences and ultimately result in an unimaginable catastrophe.

Episode 16x02. Cash For Gold
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartman's lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.

Episode 16x03. Faith Hilling
Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be humanity's only hope.

Episode 16x04. Jewpacabra
The big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him until he produces video evidence of the mysterious being.

Episode 16x05. Butterballs
Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video. Will he be able to handle the pressure that goes along with the notoriety of taking on such a worthy cause?

Episode 16x06. I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
The boys are excited to spend a day ziplining in the Colorado Mountains. But high in the Rockies, far from their families, their trip takes a bad turn. Chances of survival are slim. All they can do is wait to be rescued. But will help come too late?

Episode 16x07. Cartman Finds Love
There's a new girl in school and everyone wants to know who she has a crush on. Cartman is especially excited. He's discovered something inside himself that he never knew he had. Now, to make sure nobody gets in the way of true love, it's time for Cartman to finally let someone know exactly how he feels.

Episode 16x08. Sarcastaball
As a concerned parent, Randy radically changes the way football is played at South Park Elementary. The new version of the game quickly becomes the nation's most popular sport. One gifted student emerges as a star athlete in Sarcastaball.

Episode 16x09. Raising the Bar
Cartman owns up to being fat and decides that driving around on a scooter is his right. Kyle sees that Cartman isn't the only one who finds no shame in his unhealthy lifestyle. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers he has a rival in America's Sweetheart, Honey Boo Boo.

Episode 16x10. Insecurity
The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is now under suspicion. The luxury of having packages delivered to your doorstep is suddenly a threat to every family in the neighborhood.Cartman takes matters into his own hands and signs up for a home security system.

Episode 16x11. Going Native
When Butters starts acting out at school, his parents realize it's time to tell him why he's not like all of the other kids. He must travel to a foreign place to learn the ways of his people. It will be a difficult trip for a young boy to make alone so Butters chooses Kenny to travel with him to the distant and secluded island of Hawaii.

Episode 16x12. A Nightmare on FaceTime
The boys are all ready to dress up as their favorite foursome, the Avengers, for Halloween. After months of planning their costumes, at the last minute Randy tells Stan he can't go trick or treating with his friends. Instead, Stan has to pitch in and help his father with a new business venture.

Episode 16x13. A Scause for Applause
Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can't seem to cut off his bracelet.

Episode 16x14. Obama Wins!
Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the entire election. While Americans innocently plan to go to sleep Tuesday night with the election results counted and a winner announced, Cartman has secretly wrestled control of the presidential election from the voters.

Contributed By Codebreaker
Author: spratt89    Time: 3-2-2015 05:18     Subject: South Park - Season 17 Episode Guide



Episode 17x01. Let Go, Let Gov
Let Go, Let Gov - Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.

Episode 17x02. Informative Murder Porn
Kids block their parents from spousal homicide TV shows.

Episode 17x03. World War Zimmerman
Cartman causes planes to crash while obsessed with thoughts of negroes rioting over the Trayvon Martin verdict.

Episode 17x04. Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
Goth Kids sent to a camp where they are turned into 'Emos'.

Episode 17x05. Taming Strange
Mr. Mackie has Intellilink installed at South Park Elementary, it causes myriad problems so he keeps upgrading it, but nothing helps.
Ike goes through Canadian Puberty as a result of receiving steroid pills.

Episode 17x06. Ginger Cow
Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. Cartman and Kyle are the only two at odds as the world embarks upon a thousand years of peace and harmony.

Episode 17x07. Black Friday
Randy works as a security guard at the South Park Mall. Kids separate into Xbox1 & PS4 battle groups.

Episode 17x08. A Song of Ass and Fire
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.

Episode 17x09. T****** and Dragons
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether X-box or Sony will be the winner.

Episode 17x10. The Hobbit
Wendy photoshops fellow cheerleader Lisa Burger, who then becomes popular. Kanye West tries to convince everyone that Kim Kardashian is not a Hobbit.

Contributed By Codebreaker



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