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Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

Two and a Half Men is a comedy series that premiered in September of 2003.

Plot:
The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. After years they had little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold but domineering mother Evelyn, Allan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie, a freelance jingle composer in a luxurious beach-house and irresistible Casanova who rarely gets up before brunch around noon, puts him up 'temporarily' with his son Jake, a lazy fat school kid who shuttles between his parents. This starts off the sitcom around their conflicting lifestyles, such as how to raise the boy (who now has an efficient, caring dad for the boring stuff while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), be moralistic or have fun, a stickler or popular, what's a 'white' lie... Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's fat cleaning lady Bertha and his rich, obsessively infatuated neighbor-girl Rose who often sneaks in.

Main Cast:

Charlie Sheen	Charlie Harper Season 1-8
Jon Cryer	Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones	Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell	Berta
Holland Taylor	Evelyn Harper
Marin Hinkle	Judith Harper
Melanie Lynskey	Rose
Ashton Kutcher	Walden Schmidt Season 9-

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Episode 1: Pilot (Sep/22/2003)
Charlie's life gets a little more complicated when his brother, Alan, and son, Jake, move in with him after his wife confesses her lesbian lifestyle and throws him out of the house. Alan later leaves after finding his son playing poker and moves in with his mother, Evelyn. Charlie realizes how lonely it is without them and invites them back.

Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards (Sep/29/2003)
Charlie finds it hard to enforce the rules Alan has set out for his son. After Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, Charlie gets very upset. Jake tries to get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores and errands for Judith, trying to get them back together. After one of his tasks, she kisses him, leading him to believe that things will be back to normal.

Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (Oct/06/2003)
After a trip to Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to Judith's house so she can take care of him. Alan gets saddened over this because he is losing his wife and son. Charlie takes him to a bar, and after drinking, they end up at their mother's house trying to tell her what they think of her, but not successful in the process.

Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap (Oct/13/2003)
Berta, the housekeeper, quits after experiencing Alan's demanding ways. Alan decides he could be the housekeeper, but does not work. Alan decides to hunt her down and bring her back, leaving Charlie to get ready for dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to date other guys, both tasks become harder than expected.

Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump (Oct/20/2003)
After a trip to Las Vegas Charlie decides to go to Jake's soccer game like he promised. There, he meets a soccer mom and they hit it off. Alan goes to a meeting with some soccer moms about creating a newsletter, but does not realize they have other plans for the night.

Episode 6: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? (Oct/27/2003)
Charlie gets in over his head after he tells Jake to avoid certain calls he doesn't want which creates a dinner plan for Charlie and his mother. When Charlie meets her new boyfriend's daughter, he realizes it is one of the people he is trying to avoid.

Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake (Nov/03/2003)
Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of Charlie's, which is the start a string of harmless events that become larger and more disastrous with each action. This is not unlike the famous chaos theory's Butterfly Effect, asking if the flap of a butterfly's wing in Brazil, could set off a tornado in Texas.

Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful (Nov/10/2003)
After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's classroom musical, Charlie is flattered to find out that the kids know all the words to his jingles. Alan is blind-sided with divorce papers from Judith, causing strife which results in Charlie, who refuses to deal with the pre-pubers without a snootful, having to produce the play on his own. Jake is crushed when he realizes that a reconciliation between his parents may never happen.

Episode 9: Phase One, Complete (Nov/17/2003)
Jake befriends one of Charlie's one-night stands, which Charlie does not like as it furthers the relationship that Charlie does not want to continue.

Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving (Nov/24/2003)
Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various members of his household to even come to a traditional turkey dinner. Not only are the usual feuds in evidence (leading to a turkey-carving right out of "Psycho") but Judith's parents are actually sympathetic to Alan and hostile to their own daughter for her "fling" with lesbianism.

Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (Dec/15/2003)
While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think he's as cool as Judith, prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.

Episode 12: Camel Filters + Pheromones (Jan/05/2004)
Berta becomes forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work for a day. The boys like this because they get very preoccupied with her.

Episode 13:  Sara Like Puny Alan (Jan/12/2004)
Charlie gets a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister and needs to take Alan along. The trouble is, Alan got sick from Jake so Charlie takes him to a steam room to heal him. It works for Alan, but Charlie becomes ill, but won't cancel the date at any cost.

Episode 14:  I Can't Afford Hyenas (Feb/02/2004)
Charlie's accountant Stan tries to explain Charlie's financial problems to him and Alan decides to help him cut back or Charlie has to ask Evelyn for some money.

Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) (Feb/09/2004)
Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Franky against Alan's constant arguments about the woman.

Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan (2) (Feb/16/2004)
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why both her and her daughter are on the run, and Frankie's daughter gets a crush on Jake.

Episode 17: Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats (Feb/23/2004)
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

Episode 18: An Old Flame With a New Wick (Mar/01/2004)
Chris O'Donnell plays one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, who is now a man. It gets better: He starts dating Evelyn (Holland Taylor), who's clueless about his past history with her son.

Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (Mar/22/2004)
Judith's devious siren sister (Teri Hatcher) stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (Apr/19/2004)
The harper brothers can't get Jake to say what's bothering him so much, he just keeps playing the same guitar tune over and over again. They end up taking Judith's advice and making an appointment for him with Dr. Linda Freeman, who Charlie now finds out also treated Alan when he was traumatized by being Evelyn's son. This overpriced professional sees the whole family and admits she finds nothing either. Yet next morning Jake is gallivanting happily again- Berta claims it was a more prosaic problem.

Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing (May/03/2004)
After Charlie is given a witness interview by Alan's expensive, power-hungry divorce lawyer, Laura, she sets her sights on him, but warns him that it must be kept a secret, giving him strict ground rules to follow. Unaware of what is going on, Alan is feeling somewhat confident about the possibility of a fair custody/settlement agreement, despite Judith's concerns about Jake living at Uncle Charlie's house on weekends. When Charlie brings home Laura's paralegal to play, and Laura catches them together, Charlie finds her reaction to the situation unacceptable. Alan in dumbfounded when his lawyer tanks his case.

Episode 22: My Doctor has a Cow Puppet (May/10/2004)
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure. Dr. Linda Freeman: Jane Lynch. Darlene: Amanda Swisten. Annette: Jamie Day.

Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo (May/17/2004)
Jake repeats something Charlie says to Judith. Then Judith refuses to let Alan take Jake for the weekend. Alan tries to talk to Judith, but encounters resistance from Judith and her friends. It's up to Charlie to set things right.

Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger? (May/24/2004)
Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to have a vasectomy. But when the doctor performing the procedure keeps getting calls from his wife -- who's about to give birth -- Charlie starts to think about what fatherhood might entail and likes the idea, provided he still has his vital organs intact (in more ways than one).

Source: Tv.com


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Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppins (Sep/20/2004)
Alan finds out that Charlie is part of an exclusive men's group and begs his brother to be a part of it. The group contains Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, Harry Dean Stanton, and Bobby Cooper.

Episode 2:  Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (Sep/27/2004)
Alan gets upset when he finds out Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician. Charlie points out, however, if she does marry him that Alan's alimony payments will end.

Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea (Oct/04/2004)
Jake is on the verge of getting suspended from school when he gives his teacher Miss Pyle the finger. Charlie tries to save Jake from the suspension by dating her, but fails several times.

Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra (Oct/11/2004)
Jake loves his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, and won't stop talking about him, which bugs Alan. Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to impress a Saudi prince, so she can sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, his mother's bra is found in the backseat. After he finds out why it is there, he trades it in.

Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic (Oct/18/2004)
Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisses him, and he finds it disarming. Rose gets Charlie to see that his new lady-friend, Sherry, is in his head because she is just like him; a self-centered, manipulative, narcissist. Charlie debates breaking it off. Alan and Jake fiercely battle wills over Jake doing his homework.

Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (Oct/25/2004)
Alan denies ever shoplifting a toy as a child and fears that he he might have a dark side to him. Charlie admits that he planted it so he wouldn't get in trouble from their mom.

Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana (Nov/08/2004)
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to help set up and cater a party that their mother had talked them into throwing her.

Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (Nov/15/2004)
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.

Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor (Nov/22/2004)
Charlie leaves a date he can't stand and ends up at a coffee shop where he runs into his ex-girlfriend, Lisa. She has broken up with her husband and left with a child. He tries to convince her that he's okay with her having a child. Jake tries to reason with his father why he isn't doing too well in school.

Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater (Nov/29/2004)
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. Meanwhile, Alan finds out more about Rose when he spends more time with her.

Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos (Dec/13/2004)
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.

Episode 12:  A Lungful of Alan (Jan/03/2005)
Alan gets jealous when an old classmate who grew up to be a beautiful woman seems more interested in dating Charlie then himself.

Episode 13: Get Off My Hair (Jan/17/2005)
Judith's house (actually Alan's of course) gets damaged during an earthquake and needs a place to stay. Alan offers Charlie's house without his permission. Charlie agrees, although not happy at first. Alan gets jealous when she goes on a date and has Charlie find him one to show her he can date just like anyone else.

Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut (Jan/31/2005)
After insulting the way Alan raises Jake, Alan and Charlie throw Evelyn out of the house. After ignoring her numerous phone calls, she feigns an emergency at the hospital which Aland and Charlie believe at first, until they catch her bluff.

Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand (Feb/07/2005)
Alan gets worried about a minor medical procedure he is going to face, so Charlie decides to take him to Vegas to get his mind off it.

Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? (Feb/14/2005)
When Judith decides to take a vacation, Alan has to take care of Jake during the week and finds it more taxing than he imagined. When his IRS audit forces Charlie to take care of Jake, Charlie doesn't fare much better.

Episode 17:  Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! (Feb/21/2005)
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital, where he keeps hitting on his doctor, unaware he's dated her before; Berta is fed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly

Episode 18:  It Was Mame, Mom (Mar/07/2005)
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric and he takes Alan pretending they are life partners. While there, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to get with her without Eric knowing.

Episode 19: A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise (Mar/21/2005)
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.

Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (Apr/18/2005)
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose buts in the middle to try and help them out.

Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (May/02/2005)
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.

Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (May/09/2005)
Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car if he goes on a double date with her, her new boyfriend and his daughter. Alan finds out that his mother and her boyfriend can't make it, leaving the two of them alone, when Alan finds out she has a few loose screws and she ends up stealing his new car, and ending up on a televised high-speed car chase.

Episode 23:  Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (May/16/2005)
After learning that Jake spent his whole Spring Break at his other grandparents, Evelyn pressures Alan to have Jack spend more time with her. Alan is worried she will screw him up, like she did to him and Charlie. He agrees, though, and drops him off at her house. Alan meets a sexy woman at Charlie's favorite bar, which easily gets his mind off his son's bad time.

Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You? (May/23/2005)
Jake must read what he did over the weekend as an essay to the class. The weekend consists of Charlie unknowingly sleeping with an elderly man's trophy wife over the weekend.

Source: Tv.com


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Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts (Sep/19/2005)
Charlie wants to call the cable guy as the cable is playing up but Alan decides he can fix it and goes on the roof, after fixing it Alan falls off the roof and hurts himself, Alan needs someone to watch Jake, and Charlie offers until it interferes with his social life which is what happened at the game store, Evelyn comes round to introduce a girl to Alan only to find Alan with his pants around his ankles.

Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover (Sep/26/2005)
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter. and Alan makes trouble at the school

Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark (Oct/03/2005)
Charlie finds out that Alan has been seeing his ex-wife, which is the reason he hasn't been dating. Alan tells Charlie not to tell Jake because he doesn't want him to get his hopes up. Judith and Alan spend a day together at the house, but Jake keeps interrupting when they try to get sensual in the hot-tub. When they take it to the bedroom, Alan screws everything up for himself.

Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs (Oct/10/2005)
Alan lets Berta stay at Charlie's house for a few days, which causes a rift between the brothers and forces Alan to look for a new place to live.

Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky (Oct/17/2005)
Charlie has a new woman in his life and things are going really well, after Charlie screws things up  Alan accuses him of being a misogynist, and after running to the dictionary, Charlie denies it. Rose tells Charlie his problems come from his mother and he can never have a lasting relastionship until he sorts his issues with his mother out, Charlie goes to see his mother and he finds it very akward talking to her.

Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One (Oct/24/2005)
Alan dislikes Isabella, Charlie's latest flame. Their rocky start spirals into suspicion of satanic rituals causing Alan and Charlie to both look very strange and Berta to leave and not come back until Isabella had left, but there is  a unexpeced turn of events which  scare Isabella off and Charlie, Alan and Jake have to dress up for Evelyn's party.

Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop (Nov/07/2005)
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do (Nov/14/2005)
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher. After his romantic overtures toward an attractive ballet teacher, Mia, are rejected, Charlie will stop at nothing to prove to Alan that he can persuade her to go out on a date with him. When he talks a reluctant Jake into taking her dance class to help his cause, his plan is derailed when Jake falls for her, too.

Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend (Nov/21/2005)
Alan strikes up a friendship with Charlie's wealthy and amorous neighbor, Norma, only to find himself on the defensive as she puts on a full-court press to win his affections. Alan asks Charlie for advice but all Charlie can do is make jokes about Norma's age, In the end Alan does what he has to do, Meanwhile, Charlie tries to dissuade Jake from donating money to a televangelist.

Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted (Nov/21/2005)
Charlie helps Alan cope with his lifelong obsession to get women's approval. Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed. After drowning his sorrow in many drinks, he has a life-changing epiphany and vows to a skeptical Charlie that he is no longer going to grovel for validation from his mother and the other women in his life.

Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned (Dec/19/2005)
Alan starts dating a Martha Stewart-like perfectionist (Josie Davis) who takes command of the house during the holidays.

Episode 12: That Special Tug (Jan/09/2006)
Charlie and Alan drop Jake off at a friend's house and head out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out after convincing himself that Jake was too eager to spend the weekend away from him. Recognizing that desperate times call for desperate measures, Charlie begins seeing a therapist, ostensibly to learn how to cope with his brother's ever-increasing emotional instability.

Episode 13: Humiliation is a Visual Medium (Jan/23/2006)
No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lost it when he confesses that they have been dating for more than a month and haven't consummated the relationship. After a continuing series of chaste dates -- walking on the beach, visiting an art gallery, going bowling -- that end with Charlie frustrated at Mia's doorstep, he makes a proposal that threatens their burgeoning romance.

Episode 14:  Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded (Feb/06/2006)
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of finally consummating their relationship, but his path to the promised land is blocked when she finds out that he hasn't told his former paramours that he's in a committed relationship. Meanwhile, Alan starts dating Kandi, Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend, who is half his age.

Episode 15:  My Tongue is Meat (Feb/27/2006)
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

Episode 16: Ergo, The Booty Call (Mar/06/2006)
As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what a "booty call" is. Meanwhile, Jake celebrates with a sip of coffee and a handful of vitamins - or at least, that's what he assumes the blue pills in his dad's bathroom cabinet are, with the "V" imprinted. Like Berta says, he's going to need another party hat.

Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser (Mar/13/2006)
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler (Mar/20/2006)
When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan ends up leasing her a new one. Charlie warns him to break things off with her, but when Alan spends his last dime on Kandi's root canal and can't pay Judith's alimony, Charlie is forced to cover for him.

Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's A Muffin (Apr/10/2006)
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (Apr/24/2006)
Alan is depressed that his hot young girlfriend, Kandi, has left him to go stay with his bitter ex-wife, Judith, who has brainwashed her against him. At the advice of Mandi, Kandi's mother, Alan goes to Judith's to try to win her back. Meanwhile, Kandi has set Judith up on a date with Andy, her father.

Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens (May/01/2006)
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

Episode 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie (May/08/2006)
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.

Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie (May/15/2006)
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.

Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (May/22/2006)
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

Source: Tv.com


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Episode 1: Working for Caligula (Sep/18/2006)
Alan wins $500,000 but then finds out Kandi does not love him.  A month later Alan is back living with Charlie, who has gone back to the bachelor life. Now, Alan feels he is an all time failure, and no one can cheer him up, everyone tries to cheer him up but none of them can so Charlie goes to the only person that can their mother Evelyn.

Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers (Sep/25/2006)
Alan feels guilty when he learns that Charlie and Mia didn't tie the knot because she had wanted him and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie and his rock star neighbor don't get along.

Episode 3: The Sea is a Harsh Mistress (Oct/02/2006)
Charlie attempts to surf in order to impress a beautiful girl -- with disastrous results. He later tells Alan that when his life was hanging in the balance, their deceased father came to him and made a request that Charlie's loath to fulfill.

Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey (Oct/09/2006)
Alan is determined to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog after she walks away from their split with both the condo and the car. Having also lost everything to Judith following their divorce, Alan decides to hire the best lawyer he knows -- hers.

Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility (Oct/16/2006)
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé but it all works out at the end thanks to some money.

Episode 6:  Apologies for the Frivolity (Oct/23/2006)
Charlie dates a woman whose personality is unbelievably similar to his mother's, and everyone sees it except Charlie, they try to point it out to him but he just cant see it, but in the end he notices the similarities between his girlfriend and his mother.

Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (Nov/06/2006)
Charlie goes with Berta to help her confront the man who impregnated her daughter, who comes to the house to help Berta clean. Meanwhile, Alan has an unusual fetish.

Episode 8: Release the Dogs (Nov/13/2006)
Alan has insomnia but refuses to take pills, opting for a visit to his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause is Alan's jealously of Charlie and his ability to glide through life.

Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour (Nov/20/2006)
Alan's failure to ever pick up the check at dinner has Charlie at his wits end, especially after learning of his load of money he has stashed away.

Episode 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln (Nov/27/2006)
Charlie's latest lover takes over his house and pushes Berta's buttons by treating her like a maid, and he is too influenced by sex to stop her. Meanwhile, Alan's distracted from trying to get Kandi to agree to sell their condo after she asks him for sex.

Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol (Dec/11/2006)
On Christmas Eve, Charlie's lusty plans for his date are thwarted by guests who keep stopping by, especially Evelyn, who is determined to keep them apart for some unexplained reason.

Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana (Jan/08/2007)
Charlie discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Berta's daughter and worries about how Berta will take the news, but he and Alan are taken by surprise by her uncharacteristic reaction.

Episode 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer (Jan/22/2007)
Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mom and Herb having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mom and a sexual partner.

Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami (Feb/05/2007)
Charlie's new neighbor seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan.

Episode 15: My Damn Stalker (Feb/12/2007)
When Rose announces she is moving to London, Charlie must face his true feelings for her. Meanwhile, Alan tries online dating with unforeseen results. Rose's heartfelt attempt to tell Charlie that she's leaving for good falls on deaf ears. Meanwhile, Alan fudges his profile on an Internet dating service, attracting a fellow profile embellisher.

Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too (Feb/19/2007)
Charlie becomes insecure about his age and wants to prove that he can still keep up with young people by dating a young lady and drags Alan out with him, but by the end of the night Charlie is in hospital and by the end of the episode Alan gets Charlie back to his old self by taking him to a place where people are older than they are.

Episode 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie (Feb/26/2007)
When Evelyn expresses sympathy for a friend who had no mourners at her funeral, Alan and Charlie inform her that she's headed for the same fate. Instead of taking their comments as a motive to change, she cunningly makes them regret what they said but it almost does not work when Charlie and Alan come up with a plan to beat her at her own game.

Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville (Mar/19/2007)
Realizing Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last minute attempt at father-son bonding.When Jake starts covering his walls with posters of sexy women, Alan feels pressure to make the most of what little childhood his son has left. Meanwhile, Kandi and Alan decide to have a baby but just as they were about to Kandi embarks on a new career as an actress and signs the divorce papers.

Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll (Apr/09/2007)
Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra. Charlie and Myra bond over a common problem, their dislike for Judith and well Alan starts to get a bad feeling about what Charlie is upto as he thinks it will bite him in the ass.

Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2) (Apr/16/2007)
Alan gets Jake his tux for the wedding and Jake keeps spilling things on it. Meanwhile, Charlie continues his relationship with Herb's sister despite the objections of Alan and Judith. Alan and Herb's ex-fiance ruin the wedding ceremony and Charlie learns that Myra has a fiance. and the wedding still goes wrong.

Episode 21:  Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous (Apr/23/2007)
Alan befriends Greg, a gay single dad, causing Alan and Charlie to re-examine their own sexual identities. Jake assumes that since Greg is gay, Alan must be too and tells his mother. After everyone keeps congratulating him, Alan begins to think maybe he is gay. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter, Sophie

Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag (Apr/30/2007)
Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report so he can take the time to go to the DMV. Charlie agrees and then decides he wants to go to the race track and takes Jake with him where Jake wins some money. Alan sits next to a man and gives him a enegy bar, Alan is then conned by a women at the DMV and then he tries to Con a lady but it fails.

Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin (May/07/2007)
Charlie loses a girl to a young, handsome handyman who is working at his house thanks to Alan telling Charlie to hire him, Even though he wasn't initially interested in the girl, he is upset when the handyman steals her and so he fires the handyman, and all the other women are atracted to him too like Judith and Berta and by the end Berta has the handyman working for him.

Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato (May/14/2007)
When Evelyn's new boyfriend, Teddy, invites Charlie and Alan to a boxing match in Vegas, Charlie is reluctant get to know Teddy. In Vegas, Teddy asks Charlie and Alan they will give their blessing for him to propose to their mother. Initially, Charlie and Alan think he's crazy for wanting to marry her, but they warm up to the idea. When they learn she turned him down, they go and try to convince her to marry him after all.

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Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (Sep/24/2007)
When Jake is apprehensive about entering junior high, Charlie and Alan make things worse by telling him about their own nightmare junior high experiences. The stories traumatize Jake so much that on the first day of school, he gets off the bus and goes home to hide.

Episode 2:  Media Room Slash Dungeon (Oct/01/2007)
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (Oct/08/2007)
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Desperate for a second chance, Charlie goes to great lengths to speak to her again.

Episode 4: City of Great Racks (Oct/15/2007)
Charlie and Linda (Ming Wen) are seriously dating, and it’s only a matter of time before they consummate their relationship. While out on various dates with Linda, Charlie keeps thinking he sees Rose, or someone who closely resembles her with a different hairstyle. He becomes so obsessed with the idea that Rose is everywhere that it drives him back to the therapist's office, Charlie goes to see Rose but after a talk with her she can't wait to get away from her again.

Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (Oct/22/2007)
Alan panics over the household finances because Charlie hasn’t worked in a while. Looking for ways to cut back, he goes to Berta, who won't even consider taking a temporary pay cut. Judith is no help either,  Charlie tells Alan it’s not a big deal,  he shouldn't worry so much about money. Unable to sit back and let the cards fall where they may, Alan decides to enroll in a paid medical trial for a pharmaceutical company which results in him getting a rash and having his hair fall out but it turns out Linda's ex is in the music bussiness and hires Charlie to write children songs.

Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail (Oct/29/2007)
Charlie is annoyed when his girlfriend is embarassed to be around him in public. and goes to a dinner with her but makes himself look like a fool which makes it into the paper which was down to Evelyn giving Charlie a pill to calm his nerves, Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to go to a concert despite Alan forbidding him to do so.

Episode 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room (Nov/05/2007)
When Alan comes home with a new glass vase, Charlie thinks it’s the ugliest thing and refuses to allow it in the house. Charlie brings home a woman, and mid-seduction he sees the new candy-filled vase displayed in the living room. Charlie is so angered he can’t even close the deal with his new friend. After Alan and Charlie argue, Alan grabs Jake and heads for Evelyn’s house, interrupting a romantic evening that Evelyn and Teddy, Teddy tries to sort things out.

Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (Nov/12/2007)
Charlie’s jingle writing for children is taking off and he’s become a huge sensation. He even has his own infomercials. Known as Charlie Waffles, Charlie is required to make CD signing appearances at children’s book stores. He decides to make the most of it by using his charm and popularity to pick up moms. Charlie has to perform a concert which he does not want to do but does it while he was drunk and it turns out to be a huge sucess even though Charlie can't remember what happened.

Episode 9: Tight's Good (Nov/19/2007)
Teddy and Evelyn have gotten engaged and Charlie and Alan are miserably bored at their engagement party. Teddy's daughter Courtney soon arrives, who Evelyn doesn’t get along with but who Charlie is instantly attracted to. Teddy warns Charlie to stay away from his daughter. Courtney sells high-end cars, and she sets up an appointment for Charlie to check out her cars and hits on Charlie, Courtney cons Charlie into buying a car and later finds out that Teddy was looking out for him when he told him to stay away from his daughter.

Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia (Nov/26/2007)
Alan called his high school girlfriend to find out why she dumped him, and when he turned to asked Charlie why she dumped him, Charlie had fled the house, Alan decides to get back at Charlie by causing Charlie's girlfriend to break up with him, Alan goes to have sex with her but he decides not to after what she did while in bed, but Charlie had one more suprise for Alan when he got back to the house.

Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander (Mar/17/2008)
Alan and his girlfriend, Donna, performing a robotic mating ritual. Alan then gets advice from Charlie on how to best dump her, Charlie tells Alan where best to dump her and if they are at her house when he dumps her then hide anything that can be used as a weapon, but Alan looks stupid after he breaks up with Donna as she wanted to have a threesome with another girl to improve their sex life.

Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None to Fresh (Mar/24/2008)
Charlie catches a cold after he knowingly sleeps with a hot girl who is sick, Alan and Jake can't take care of him and then Rose turns up to look after him, Rose starts to give Charlie pills to make him feel better but Charlie after a while does not think she is and finds out her plan and makes her leave him alone. Rose had it planned all along with the sick girl.

Episode 13: The Soil is Moist (Mar/31/2008)
Alan meets a friend of his and Judiths, She is single, Alan and Christina  sleep together, but Charlie has planted in his brain that Judith will find out every nuance of the sexual performance through this woman. Not only does Alan  envision Judith in the room at every moment, but this woman, Christina, blurts out that Melnick, (played very well by Ryan Stiles) is Judith's best lover. Alan's quest to find out why Melnick's so good dooms the repeat encounter. We do find out at the end why he is the best.

Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time (Apr/14/2008)
While at the coffee shop Charlie recognizes a woman he dated but can’t for the life of him remember her name. Jake falls head over heals for her teenager daughter and proceeds to bug Charlie until he agrees to set up a date. Charlie can’t remember this woman’s name but sets up a double date anyway. At the date Charlie still can’t remember her name. Alan is so lonely since his breakup with Donna that he decides to hire a hooker.

Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction (Apr/21/2008)
Charlie continues to expand his female conquests with two to three girls a day, landing him to even more trouble. After getting beat up by two angry husbands, getting arrested for solicitation, and hurting himself while in the bedroom, he goes to his psychiatrist, Dr. Freedman. She learns that Charlie is feeling lost because his ex-fiancé Mia  is getting married. Charlie attempts to grieve but to no avail, so he decides to go after Mia.   

Episode 16:  Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty (Apr/28/2008)
With the wedding between Evelyn and Teddy just around the corner, Courtney becomes infuriated when she learns that Teddy refuses to make Evelyn sign a pre-nup. Though she is finally in good terms with Evelyn, she tells Charlie that she no longer wants to see him, making Charlie want her even more. He resorts to stalking her outside her apartment with help from Rose. Courtney eventually takes Charlie back,  During the wedding, Charlie asks Courtney to marry him.

Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer (May/05/2008)
Teddy is found dead on Charlie’s bed with his pants around his ankles after his wedding with Evelyn. A CSI team is assembled to find some clues, taking all the guests into custody for questioning. Evelyn, Charlie and Alan get a huge suprise when the police tell them what Teddy and Courtney were up, Charlie is still heads over heels for Courtney even after finding out she played him.

Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk (May/12/2008)
Jake struggles with a book report assignment by continuing to misplace the book, making Charlie and Alan revisit the bookstore. Charlie goes to the self-help section to figure out why all his relationships continue to fail, when he meets a woman named Angie (Susan Blakely). When they start dating, he struggles with the fact that she’s much older than he is, but he continues to date her anyway, simply because Angie would make a great replacement mom, Alan starts to feel the same way.

Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper (May/19/2008)
Charlie meets with his therapist, Dr. Friedman, and she’s unable to convince him of his mommy issues. Alan is her next appointment and tells her that he has feelings for Angie. He also reveals his plans to steal her from Charlie, eventually declaring an outright war for Angie’s heart. As a response Charlie feels the only way to secure Angie is to sleep with her. He does and it’s absolutely great. Charlie meets Mike’s fiancé, Trisha, and they both realize that they “know” each.

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Episode 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child (Sep/22/2008)
In the sixth-season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rena Sofer) whose son bears a striking resemblance to him.

Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb (Sep/29/2008)
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

Episode 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict (Oct/06/2008)
It's a series of firsts for the guys as Charlie attempts cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time, and Jake takes a swig of beer.

Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin (Oct/13/2008)
Charlie romances Alan's receptionist, and Alan has a bad feeling about the outcome.

Episode 5: A Jock Strap In Hell (Oct/20/2008)
The guys bump into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control.

Episode 6: It's Always Nazi Week (Nov/03/2008)
Alan jumps at another chance with Judith after she sends Herb (Ryan Stiles) packing.

Episode 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy (Nov/10/2008)
Alan tries to dodge Judith, who has become a little too needy, while Charlie and Herb go out in search of women.

Episode 8: Pinocchio's Mouth (Nov/17/2008)
Charlie's new flame wants him to spend the night at her place. Meanwhile, Alan attempts to impose a punishment on Jake.

Episode 9: The Mooch At The Boo (Nov/24/2008)
Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back.

Episode 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited (Dec/08/2008)
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.

Episode 11: The Devil's Lube (Dec/15/2008)
When Charlie's old friend and fellow womanizer (Emilio Estevez) dies, Charlie takes a hard look at his own lifestyle. James Earl Jones has a cameo.

Episode 12: Thank God for Scoliosis (Jan/12/2009)
Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress.

Episode 13: I Think You Offended Don (Jan/19/2009)
Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood.

Episode 14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (Feb/02/2009)
After a birthday party she throws for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he's underappreciated and offers him the chance to live with her and her mother.

Episode 15: I'd Like to Start With the Cat (Feb/09/2009)
Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling with Dr. Linda Freeman

Episode 16: She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime (Mar/02/2009)
With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get a half-naked date out of his bedroom.

Episode 17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? (Mar/09/2009)
Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her.

Episode 18: My Son's Enormous Head (Mar/16/2009)
Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

Episode 19: The Two Finger Rule (Mar/30/2009)
Chelsea's discovery of naked pictures of another woman on Charlie's iPhone leads to his swapping stories of sexual experiences during a drunken night with Alan, Herb, and Jerome.

Episode 20: Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau (Apr/13/2009)
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

Episode 21: Above Exalted Cyclops (Apr/27/2009)
Alan lets Chelsea fix him up on a blind date with one of her friends—Rose.

Episode 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box (May/04/2009)
Both Charlie and Alan face lifestyle changes when Chelsea moves into the house.

Episode 23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth (May/11/2009)
Charlie seeks to take advantage of Alan and Chelsea's budding friendship. Alan takes up ventriloquy.

Episode 24: Baseball Was Better with Steroids (May/18/2009)
Mia's return finds Charlie questionning how devoted he is to Chelsea. Alan tries to write a screenplay. The guys rush a laboring Judith to the hospital.

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Episode 1: 818-jklpuzo (Sep/21/2009)
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

Episode 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation (Sep/28/2009)
Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea's desire to allow Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them.

Episode 3: Mmm, fish. Yum. (Oct/05/2009)
Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backing over a cat provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.

Episode 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator (Oct/12/2009)
Alan starts working for Evelyn. Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.

Episode 5: For the Sake of the Child (Oct/19/2009)
Public humiliation in the form of Charlie and Alan bickering at an ice cream parlor has a learning-to-drive Jake refusing to stay at the beach house anymore.

Episode 6: Give Me Your Thumb (Nov/02/2009)
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

Episode 7: Untainted by Filth (Nov/09/2009)
Following setting a wedding date with Chelsea, Charlie and Alan go to a bar, only to awaken in the morning to find themselves in bed with a stranger.

Episode 8: Gord. Fnark. Schmegle. (Nov/16/2009)
Chelsea's gorgeous roommate from college stays at the house to recover from a breakup, and everyone at the house seems to want a piece of her.

Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair (Nov/23/2009)
Alan attempts to solve thinning hair in cheapskate fashion before heading out on dates. Chelsea reveals Charlie hasn't been pleasing her sexually as much as he thinks.

Episode 10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room (Dec/07/2009)
Charlie's broaching the subject of a pre-nup leaves him stunned to discover Chelsea has just as much need for one as he does.

Episode 11: Warning, It's Dirty (Dec/14/2009)
Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she's away for the holidays. Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie's Christmas dinner.

Episode 12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste (Jan/11/2010)
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Judith tries to quash Alan and Herb's new friendship.

Episode 13: Yay, No Polyps! (Jan/18/2010)
Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, but she turns the tables by getting them to fly out to Malibu for a visit.

Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For (Feb/01/2010)
Alan suspects a widowed lawyer, who represented him following his arrest for slugging a guy at a bar who came on to his date, is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie do something about it.

Episode 15: Aye, Aye, Captain (Feb/08/2010)
Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad, and he vows to become the better man he says she deserves.

Episode 16: Tinkle Like a Princess (Mar/01/2010)
Crushed over his break-up with Chelsea, Charlie goes missing and comes back to Malibu married.

Episode 17: I Found Your Moustache (Mar/08/2010)
Charlie and Chelsea's break-up doesn't stop them from sleeping together again.

Episode 18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day (Mar/22/2010)
Charlie runs into Chelsea's old friend Gail. Alan learns he's able to bring a new female chiropractic patient to orgasm just by working on her lower back.

Episode 19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave (Apr/12/2010)
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother. Charlie has troubles writing the theme for a new TV show.

Episode 20: I Called Him Magoo (May/10/2010)
Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsay, while Charlie tries another tack at getting a "girlfriend experience".

Episode 21: Gumby with a Pokey (May/17/2010)
Charlie is haunted by ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are taking a road trip.

Episode 22: This Is Not Gonna End Well (May/24/2010)
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

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Episode 1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud (Sep/20/2010)
Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns that Alan's dating his friend Eldridge's mom. Charlie tries to cut back on the alcohol.

Episode 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer (Sep/27/2010)
Charlie gets creative in his efforts to force Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

Episode 3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus (Oct/04/2010)
Though he accepted Lyndsey's offer to move in, Alan continues to use Charlie's beach house to have sex with Melissa.

Episode 4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers (Oct/11/2010)
Charlie gets even more unwanted house guests after Alan burns down Lyndsey's home.

Episode 5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel (Oct/18/2010)
While Charlie's off getting plastic surgery, Alan takes advantage and pretends to be him at a bar.

Episode 6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger (Oct/25/2010)
Charlie finds dating an older woman has its challenges.

Episode 7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette (Nov/01/2010)
Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend decides that his stalker, Rose, is just too much to handle.

Episode 8: Springtime on a Stick (Nov/08/2010)
When a drunken Charlie ruins his time with a girl, Jake retaliates by convincing Alan to invite Evelyn to the house for her birthday dinner, to which Russell is subsequently invited when he and Evelyn seem to hit it off at the pharmacy.

Episode 9: A Good Time in Central Africa (Nov/15/2010)
Charlie is thrilled with what a fabulous job Berta's temporary replacement does. Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is threatening him.

Episode 10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop (Nov/22/2010)
When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

Episode 11: Dead From the Waist Down (Dec/06/2010)
Alan uses ingenuity to get around the fact that he can't afford to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

Episode 12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead (Dec/13/2010)
Charlie pays a visit to Dr. Freeman to help deal with breaking up with Courtney.

Episode 13: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup (Jan/03/2011)
Alan lets his paranoid suspicions get the better of him when Charlie and Lyndsey start being more friendly to each other.

Episode 14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs (Jan/17/2011)
Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

Episode 15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak (Feb/07/2011)
Rose keeps 'cheating' with Charlie. Alan's chiropractic office devolves into a Ponzi scheme.

Episode 16: That Darn Priest (Feb/14/2011)
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

Source: Tv.com

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Episode 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (Sep/19/2011)
Alan and Jake meet Internet entrepreneur Walden Schmidt.

Episode 2: People Who Love Peepholes (2) (Sep/26/2011)
Walden has Alan come along for the ride when he tries to get his ex-wife, Bridget, to take him back.

Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food (Oct/03/2011)
Walden hopes to start the process of winning back Bridget by taking her to dinner and seeks Alan's advice. Meanwhile, Jake gets ideas in his head when he learns Walden is a high school drop-out.

Episode 4: Nine Magic Fingers (Oct/10/2011)
Alan looks to reconnect with Lyndsey, while Walden seeks to move on from Bridget.

Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro (Oct/17/2011)
Alan isn't thrilled when he learns of Lyndsey's adult film, so Walden hosts a party to lift his spirits.

Episode 6: The Squat and the Hover (Oct/24/2011)
Bridget has Walden served divorce papers, and then he meets a new woman who looks just like her.

Episode 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets (Oct/31/2011)
Walden hires Evelyn as his interior designer, but Alan fears she may have ulterior motives. Meanwhile, Jake crushes on his chemistry tutor, who in turn has taken a liking to Walden, and Alan can't stop reading an old journal of Charlie's.

Episode 8: Thanks for the Intercourse (Nov/07/2011)
Alan has trouble coping when Walden redecorates the house.

Episode 9: Frodo's Headshots (Nov/14/2011)
Alan faces a number of shocking events after being released from the mental hospital.

Episode 10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes (Nov/21/2011)
As Walden hopes to put Bridget in the past and dip back into the world of dating, Alan hopes a pawn shop will be the solution to his financial woes.

Episode 11: What a Lovely Landing Strip (Dec/05/2011)
Walden hopes to move things forward with Zoey, but Bridget's reappearance complicates matters.

Episode 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe! (Dec/12/2011)
Walden's mother visits, dropping a secret about him as well as leaving Alan smitten

Episode 13: Slowly And In A Circular Fashion (Jan/02/2012)
Walden needs Alan and Zoey to help when Bridget and his mother look to wrest away control of his company.

Episode 14: A Possum Of Chemo (Jan/16/2012)
Zoey wants Walden to take on a more clean-cut look. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey reconnect.

Episode 15: The Duchess Of Dull In Sack! (Feb/06/2012)
Walden hopes giving Zoey some of Berta's 'special brownies' will get her to let loose a little.

Episode 16: Sips, Sonnets & Sodomy (Feb/13/2012)
Alan and Walden have to deal with Zoey and Lyndsey's antagonism towards each other when a storm traps them all at the beach house.

Episode 17: Not In My Mouth (Feb/20/2012)
Walden's miffed that Zoey didn't reciprocate after he blurted out "I love you" when his jet hit violent turbulence. Alan thinks Lyndsey is drinking too much.

Episode 18: The War Against Gingivitis (Feb/27/2012)
Walden's former business partner shows up, looking to patch the rift between them.

Episode 19: Palmdale, Ech (Mar/19/2012)
When Lyndsey's mother comes for a visit, Alan suggests she meets Evelyn. Walden is stuck hearing out iPhone app ideas from Jake and Eldridge.

Episode 20: Grandma's Pie (Apr/09/2012)
Walden knows Zoey won't be thrilled to learn Bridget is a partner in his new venture with Billy. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mothers dating each other and deal with Eldridge and Jake's questions.

Episode 21: Mr Hose, Says Yes (Apr/16/2012)
When Zoey and Ava move in, Walden finds out if his commitment is up to the test. Meanwhile, Alan has his own challenges when he moves in with Lyndsey.

Episode 22: Why We Gave Up Women (Apr/30/2012)
After suffering a minor heart attack Alan is visited by Charlie's ghost while in the hospital.

Episode 23: The Straw In My Donut Hole (May/07/2012)
Zoey's not so sure Alan deserves all the love and attention he's getting following his release from the hospital.

Episode 24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! (May/14/2012)
As graduation approaches, Jake is faced to take his future seriously.

Source: Tv.com

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Episode 1: I Changed My Mind About The Milk (Sep/27/2012)
For the 10th season premiere, Walden rushes to plan a surprise birthday party for Zoey. Michael Bolton guest stars as himself.

Episode 2: A Big Bag Of Dog (Oct/04/2012)
Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

Episode 3: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt (Oct/11/2012)
Alan and Lyndsey decide to progress their relationship further.

Episode 4: You Know What The Lollipop Is For (Oct/18/2012)
Walden begins to feel his age when his friend's daughter Missi (Miley Cyrus) comes to visit.

Episode 5: The Island Of Broken Toys (Oct/25/2012)
Walden starts dating Rose regardless of Alan's warnings against it.

Episode 6: Ferrets Attack (Nov/01/2012)
Zoey comes back into Walden's life, which forces him into a making a deision between her and Rose.

Episode 7: Avoid The Chinese Mustard (Nov/08/2012)
With his recent failures with women, Walden tries a new tactic, hire someone to play his girlfriend. Jake comes home on a weekend pass, just as Missi returns for a visit. Coincidence?

Episode 8: Something My Gynecologist Said (Nov/15/2012)
Lyndsey draws a line in the sand regarding her commitment to Alan and he struggles with his decision. Walden becomes a boy-toy.

Episode 9: I Scream When I Pee (Nov/29/2012)
Alan finds himself in a bind when his beautiful ex-wife returns and makes a pass at him. Walden decides to celebrate Berta's birthday.

Episode 10: One Nut Johnson (Dec/06/2012)
Frustrated with women who want him only for his money, Walden creates a new persona.

Episode 11: Give Santa A Tail Hole (Dec/13/2012)
Walden juggles having two identities - rich man and poor man - and Alan finds himself alone at Christmas.

Episode 12: Welcome to Alancrest (Jan/03/2013)
Kate is ready to give up her dream of designing clothes so Walden devises a plan to have Alan invest in her future using Walden's money. However, the pressure of living a lie is wreaking havoc on Walden physically.

Episode 13: Grab A Feather And Get In Line (Jan/10/2013)
Walden and Alan go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can tell her the truth about his identity.

Episode 14: Run, Steven Staven! Run! (Jan/31/2013)
Alan and Lyndsey’s relationship is strained when he won’t give her a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Alan, Billy and Herb commiserate about women and relationships.

Episode 15: Paint It, Piece It Or Plug It (Feb/07/2013)
Alan has concerns when Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit. Meanwhile, Walden tries to keep a secret from Alan.

Episode 16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby (Feb/14/2013)
Walden, depressed about being single on Valentine’s Day, tries to convince Kate to give him another chance. Meanwhile, Alan’s Valentine’s Day plans take a turn for the worse.

Episode 17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries (Feb/21/2013)
Walden takes Lyndsey's advice and decides to attend a mixer for rich people. When he runs into his ex and brings her home, Alan fears for both Walden's sanity and his plush living arrangement.

Episode 18: The 9:04 From Pemberton (Mar/07/2013)
Alan finally gets on Walden's last nerve and after a fight, Alan moves out and stays with Herb.

Episode 19: Big Episode, Somebody Stole A Spoon (Mar/14/2013)
Herb is depressed after Judith leaves him and Walden encourages him to get back out there. Little does Walden suspect how hard Herb can party!

Episode 20: Bazinga! That's From A TV Show (Apr/04/2013)
When Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her 18-year-old daughter, Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire.

Episode 21: Another Night With Neil Diamond (Apr/25/2013)
Alan's world spirals downward when Lyndsey decides their relationship is over. Walden looks for a solution to free himself from being the sole person in Alan's life.

Episode 22: My Bodacious Vidalia (May/02/2013)
Walden pushes Alan to get back into the dating scene. Alan changes his look and to Walden's surprise, attracts a beautiful, married woman.

Episode 23: Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped (May/09/2013)
Walden dates a hot 22-year-old woman, but finds himself more attracted to her worldly grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake go on a father-son bonding trip.

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Episode 1: Nangnangnangnang (Sep/26/2013)
Alan is shocked when Charlie’s 25-year-old daughter shows up at Walden’s beach house to connect with what’s left of her family, and who happens to like everything her dad liked - including women.

Episode 2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball (Oct/03/2013)
When Walden feels cramped in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her boyfriend, Marty. Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey's "other man."

Episode 3: This Unblessed Biscuit (Oct/10/2013)
When Berta hurts her back, Walden and Alan start looking for another housekeeper.

Episode 4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank (Oct/17/2013)
Walden joins Jenny and her girl friends on the town while Alan dates another woman to protect his affair with Lyndsey.

Episode 5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 (Oct/24/2013)
Alan's curiosity about Lyndsey's boyfriend overwhelms him, and he secretly becomes his friend. Walden makes a concerted effort to help Jenny pursue her acting career.

Episode 6: Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants (Nov/07/2013)
When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

Episode 7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie (Nov/14/2013)
Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

Episode 8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room (Nov/21/2013)
Lyndsey's boyfriend finds out she is having an affair but Walden ends up paying the price when Rose enters the picture.

Episode 9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer (Dec/05/2013)
Walden's date with an accident-prone model goes longer than expected. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him.

Episode 10: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! (Dec/12/2013)
Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand and Alan's transgender girlfriend's ex-wife hits on him. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the holidays, Alan receives a Japanese delicacy from Jake for Christmas, and Walden's Malibu house is alive with questionable Christmas carol lyrics.

Episode 11: Tazed In The Lady Nuts (Jan/02/2014)
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

Episode 12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. (Jan/09/2014)
Alan accepts an offer by Lyndsey's boyfriend to set him up on a blind date, much to Lyndsey's annoyance. Walden pursues Nicole, and offers to help her finish her project to free up time for him.

Episode 13: Bite Me, Supreme Court (Jan/30/2014)
Marty Pepper asks Alan's mother Evelyn to marry him, and Alan and Walden throw Marty a bachelor party.

Episode 14: Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe (Feb/06/2014)
When Alan learns that Lyndsey is no longer with Larry, he tries to move back in but she wants a commitment. Walden tries to prove to Jenny and Brooke that he can be a manly man.

Episode 15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin (Feb/27/2014)
Alan decides to try to win Lyndsey back, while Jenny tries to do the same with Brooke when she feels Brooke pulling away.

Episode 16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper (Mar/06/2014)
Alan can't seem to help himself as he becomes more and more involved with Lyndsey and Larry, to the point of dating Larry's sister. Walden is concerned when Nicole starts canceling dates with him.

Episode 17: Welcome Home Jake (Mar/13/2014)
Alan's affair with Gretchen is revealed while Walden worries he has another freeloader in his house.

Episode 18: West Side Story (Apr/03/2014)
Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.

Episode 19: Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick (Apr/10/2014)
Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she's "The One" - that is, until he meets Vivian and becomes convinced she's "The One." Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer.

Episode 20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia (Apr/24/2014)
While trying to restart his chiropractic business, Alan stumbles on a money-making goldmine that involves lonely women and a clueless Walden.

Episode 21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot (May/01/2014)
Walden takes Jenny and Barry with him on a road trip to reconnect with his past while Alan and Gretchen's relationship hits a rough spot over Alan's assumed identity.

Episode 22: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead (May/08/2014)
Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences.

Source: TVRage

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Episode 1: The Ol’ Mexican Spinach (Oct/30/2014)
Walden decides to change his life after a health scare on Halloween, but he wants Alan's help to do it.

Episode 2: A Chic Bar in Ibiza (Nov/06/2014)
Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, giving him second thoughts about the marriage.

Episode 3: Glamping in a Yurt (Nov/13/2014)
Lyndsey makes her return from rehab. Alan and Walden try and keep up the act that they are a loving couple when the social worker comes to visit.

Episode 4: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight (Nov/20/2014)
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

Episode 5: Oontz Oontz Oontz (Nov/27/2014)
Walden looks after a foster child named Louis, but they don't bond the way he hoped they would.

Episode 6: Alan Shot a Little Girl (Dec/04/2014)
Alan begins to disobey Walden's rules so that he will look cool in front of Louis.

Episode 7: Sex With an Animated Ed Asner (Dec/11/2014)
Walden and Alan become friends with three moms, but things become complicated after Walden ends up falling for one of them.

Episode 8: Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey (Dec/18/2014)
Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

Episode 9: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey (Jan/08/2015)
Walden soon finds out how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house.

Episode 10: Here I Come, Pants! (Jan/15/2015)
Alan attempts to help Walden keep Louis after a social worker makes a surprising discovery.

Episode 11: For Whom the Booty Calls (Jan/22/2015)
After Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he enjoys having some time away from Alan.

Episode 12: A Beer-Battered Rip-Off (Jan/29/2015)
Walden is concerned that there could be an impact on Louis' adoption after Alan breaks up with their social worker.

Episode 13: Boompa Loved His Hookers (Feb/05/2015)
Walden is concerned that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue. Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her.

Episode 14: Don't Give a Monkey a Gun (Feb/12/2015)
After their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a present.

Episode 15: Of Course He's Dead - Part One (Feb/19/2015)
Some details concerning Charlie Harper are revealed.

Episode 16: Of Course He's Dead - Part Two (Feb/19/2015)
More details concerning Charlie Harper are revealed.

Source: TVRage